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I recorded this song of mine with producer NOBY SIDEZ and hope to have it completed and released by Summer 2016.

It's not 100% finished yet (the ending in particular needs some work) but I think it's ready to unveil on the world even in this form.

And yes, that's the legendary SHAGGY on the mic to spit a verse at 2:32 (he's an old family friend).

SPANK BANK (UNFINISHED - MAY 2016)

I'm going to be filming a music video for this song in July/August 2016 and am looking for actors/actresses willing to spare a few hours of their time to appear in it.

I can't pay "money," but I guarantee ALL your dreams of appearing in a music video with me will come true.

Please contact EliBraden@gmail.com if interested - THANKS xo

STRAIGHT MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

Bobo "(Theme From) The Simpsons"

Nobody ever watches the end credits on Netflix
And that means no one's gonna hear this song
In fact you've probably already moved on
To another show or movie that you're watching tonight
You're too busy to watch credits - I mean, who's got the time?
Why did we even bother making this song?
I don't know why / I don't know why
And now, here are some title cards you also won't watch

"The Joel McHale Show" End Credits Song #1 ("Nobody Watches the Credits")

Shout-out to everyone binge-watching all 3 hours
Of these 6 new episodes
Of the Joel McHale Show
Just remember to stand up and stretch once in awhile
Or get off the couch and out your house and walk half a mile
Cos there are dangers to sitting too long, both severe and mild
(Back pain and obesity)
It can also increase your risk of high blood pressure and diabetes
And deep vein thrombosis

"The Joel McHale Show" End Credits Song #8 ("Binge-Watching")

I thought for sure by now I would be super famous
From singing Joel McHale’s credits song
So why is it taking so long?!
There’s no question that this song’s received critical acclaim
But it hasn’t translated into fortune or fame
Why isn’t “Eli Braden” already a household name?
(Eli Braden’s my name)
That’s spelled E, L, I, B, R, A, D, E, N
If you wanna Google me

"The Joel McHale Show" End Credits Song #9 ("Shameless Self-Promotion")

A friend of mine dared me to use a British accent
To sing the Joel McHale credits song
And I said, “Alright, mate - you’re on”
The only question now is what to sing about
Maybe something about fish n’ chips or Simon Cowell
Or maybe I could guess how many pence are in a pound
(I looked it up - it’s a hundred)
Blimey, I have to use the loo - I drank too much tea
Very shagadelic!

"The Joel McHale Show" End Credits Song #10 ("British Accent")

My dad is the guy who usually sings this
But he wanted me to give it a shot
To show Hollywood what I got
He’s always telling people how good I can sing
Cos he wants me to be famous more than anything
He’s my dad and I love him so I don’t wanna spoil his dream
(Honey, watch your pitch!)
Dad, I just wanna be a kid / Please leave me alone 
(Don’t you DARE embarrass me like that!)

"The Joel McHale Show" End Credits Song #11 ("Stage Parent")

My stupid band didn’t show up for the recording session 
Of this Joel McHale credits song
So I had to do it alone
But the only instrument that I play is kazoo
So there was really only one thing that I could do
I picked up that kazoo and I blew and blew and blew
(Til the song was finished)
By the way I later found out my band mates all died in a fire
So I’m looking for a new band

"The Joel McHale Show" End Credits Song #12 ("Kazoos")

Robin's Tight A$$hole (Old Town Road parody)

17 minutes long? HA! I scoff at you, Bob Dylan. Wait til you hear MY song about the JFK assassination. It's gonna be 29 MINUTES LONG. You hear me, old man?! 29 MINUTES! Suck it!

Awful Comedy

1:25 SAMPLER of "29 Minute Song About the JFK Assassination"

Eli performs a parody of God Bless the USA as heard on the Howard Stern Show 4.7.20 (authored by Mike Trainor)

Corona Go Away (God Bless the USA)

A parody of "Lola" by the Kinks as heard on the Howard Stern Show 4.13.20

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