Randall's Smash Roster

I challenged myself to make Randall Munroe's joke Smash wishlist into a balanced single-elimination tourney roster. Jury's still out on if this idea's going the distance but hey, I was inspired. 
Referenced comic: https://xkcd.com/2069/
Roster: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SUGMsqWNgghh63Hycw6iSx0fwvYhkcksNH3y6NuyTgA/edit?usp=sharing

Sources:
Savlonic, The Living Tombstone - Epoch (xkcd240: References; xkcd376/Time)
Maroon 5 - One More Night (xkcd240: Time)
Eprom - Thank You Dream Girl (xkcd240: Dreams/Hit ‘Em)
KIRA - Digital Girl (xkcd240: Reality)
Fatima Al Qadiri - Three Beds (Mavis Beacon: Educational Media/Internet Mysteries)
Delta Heavy - Ghost (Clippy: Delta Heavy/Anthro Objects/Abandoned)
Coldplay - Viva La Vida (Lot’s Wife: Destruction/Coldplay)
Nick Carr - Power Rangers (Zordon: Power Rangers)
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (Siri: Vocal Synth)
SiIvagunner - Ground Theme (Super Luigi Bros. - NES Remix 2) (Mario Luigi Hybrid: Mario/Luigi)
Freshy Kanal - Amelia Earhart vs D.B. Cooper (D.B. Cooper: In the sky/Rap Battles/Crime/Mysteries)
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Comet Cursor: Celestial Bodies)
Stan LePard - Velkommen (The Instashield Wizard: Official Windows Products)
Thomas Scott Cadden et. al - Mr. Clean Jingle (Mr. Clean: Ads/Jingles/Cleaning products)
Joe Turone - I Will Go Sailing No More (Ellie from Up: PIXAR/Loss)
Foss - Rise (Beto O’rourke: Foss)
Digginlilies - Rigors (The Blair Witch: Unfiction/Urban Legends/Low-Fidelity)
Moon Walker - Monopoly Money (The Monopoly Boot: Board games/Capitalism) 
John Williams - The Force Theme (Far Out Remix) (The Sarlaac: LucasFilm/John Williams)
Peanut Butter Gamer - Ski Free Song (The Skifree Monster: Snow/Sports/Stylistic Suck/Early PC Gaming)

no more waiting [Randall's Smash Roster Bracket]

3.Siri

-Official Apple Products
-Confectionaries, comedians and Sesame Street
-Math and specific dates or times
-Vocal synth 

8.The Instashield Wizard

-Official Windows Products 
-Utility-based Software and general protection
-Digital fusion and webcore
-Wizards, magic, mythical fantasy and the occult

Sources:
Magic Sword - Legend of the Keeper (F.O.O.L. Remix) (Magic/Mythical Fantasy)
MagnusTheMagnus - Keep On Lovin‘ (Apple Products; iPhone X)
salem ilese - hey siri (Apple Products/Utility Software)
Vane Lily - BUTCHER VANITY (Confectionaries/Vocal Synth)
Louie Zong - WIZARD DISCO (Digital Fusion/Wizards/Magic)
ERB - Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates (Apple Products/Windows Products)
Kwite - webcore! (Comedians/Digital Fusion/Webcore)
Sesame Street Cast - I Don’t Want To Live On The Moon (Sesame Street)
Packtion - Magic 8 Ball (Digital Fusion/Magic)
Richard Watterson Plays - Calculator Game Review (Math/Utility Software)

Keep of the Calculator

6.Clippy

-Delta Heavy and Drum n Bass artists
-Paper, what’s made of it and office supplies 
-Anthropomoprhic objects
-Forgotten/abandoned media 

10.Comet Cursor

-Heat, fire and celestial bodies
-Tech errors, scams and malware
-Complextro and glitch genres
-Browser games 

Sources:
DragonForce - Through The Fire And The Flames (Fire)
Pendulum - Set Me On Fire (Drum n Bass/Fire)
Delta Heavy - Ghost (Delta Heavy/Anthro Objects/Malware)
Magic Cat Academy OST (2016) - Final Boss Theme (Broswer Games)
They Might Be Giants - You’re On Fire (Anthro Objects/Fire)
CheesyHFJ - Endtro (Anthro Objects)
YOYLECAKE Michael - music of four’s 3D hand (Anthro Objects/Glitch Genres)
KITCALIBER, Lolita as Roxy - Heavy (Anthro Objects Media/Heat/Celestial Bodies/Complextro-adjacent)
Slimecicle - Zip Bomb (Tech Errors/Scams/Malware)
The Stupendium - AD INFINITUM (Anthro Objects Media/Tech Errors/Scams/Malware)
Delta Heavy - Event Horizon (Delta Heavy/Celestial Bodies/Complextro)
Hadag Nahash, Infected Mushroom - Legal Eyes (Anthro Objects/Complextro)

The Scene Where Folder Dies In HFJONE (Epic Version)

14.D.B. Cooper

-The sky and what’s in it
-Ska, classic rock and rap battles
-So-bad-it’s-good or ironically-enjoyed media
-Crime and mysteries 

16.Mavis Beacon

-Linguistic concepts and wordplay 
-Educational media or settings
-Fictional/virtual artists and internet mysteries
-Geek rock 

Sources:
The Living Tombstone - Basics In Behavior [Red] (Ironically Enjoyed/Educational)
ERB - Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye (Rap Battles/Educational)
School House Rock - The Tale Of Mr Morton (Linguistics/Educational)
Silly Stu - McDonalds In The Pentagon (Ska/Geek Rock)
Elliot Holmes - Hard Heart (In the sky/Crime/Mysteries)
Legend57 Rap Battles - Baldi vs Walter White.  (Rap Battles/So-Bad-It’s-Good/Ironically Enjoyed/Educational)
Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing 12 (2001) OST - easy.wav (Linguistics/Educational)
Natalie Holt - DB Cooper (In the sky/Crime/Mysteries)
The Rutles - Cheese and Onions (Classic Rock/Fictional Artists)
Mario Teaches Typing OST - Overworld (Linguistics/Educational)
CG5 - Every Door (Ironically Enjoyed/Educational)
School House Rock - Shot Heard Round The World (Educational)
GamingPlush64 - Hello Neighbor vs Welcome Home (Rap Battles/Educational)
They Might Be Giants - Hearing Aid (Ska/Geek Rock)
DISCORD RAP BATTLES - Jay Gatsby vs Tommy Wiseau (Rap Battles/So-Bad-It’s-Good/Ironically Enjoyed/Crime) 
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (Virtual Artists)
Smily - FIND US (Mysteries/Internet Mysteries)

Red Pentagon

1.Mario/Luigi Hybrid

-Mario, Luigi and their series’ of games
-Healthcare and medical concepts
-Amalgams, fusions and manmade horrors
-Chiptune genres

7.The Sarlaac

-LucasFilm and associates
-Space, aliens and weaponry
-John Williams, film scores and orchestral music
-Consumption

Sources:
glotch - Somniphobia (Healthcare/Amalgams/Manmade Horrors)
cyriak - Indigestion (Amalgams/Manmade Horrors/Consumption)
John Williams - The Imperial March (LucasFilm/John Williams/Film Scores)
Hirokazu Tanaka - Chill Theme (Dr. Mario) (Mario/Healthcare/Consumption)
Magnus Palsson - Pause (Chiptune/Space/Aliens)
C418 - grandmapocalypse (Amalgams/Consumption)
Penelope Scott - American Healthcare (Healthcore/Chiptune) 
Koji Kondo, Mahito Yokota - Luma (Mario/Space/Aliens)
Ennio Morricone - The Thing Theme (Aliens/Film Scores)
Musiclide - Company Man (Manmade Horrors/Space/Aliens)
aivi & surasshu - Gem Shards (Healthcare/Amalgams/Fusions/Manmade Horrors/Aliens)
Jason Derulo - I’m Han Solo (LucasFilm)
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (NES) OST - Vader Theme (Chiptune/LucasFilm/John Williams)
David Bowie - Magic Dance (LucasFilm)


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