Why? (remastered)

Hello, I tell stories in comments when available.
Everyone calls me StoryTeller Sam!
Love interesting stories told by Sam?
Please look forward to hear more!

Many thanks to everyone reading my glorious stories!
Everyone who read my stories are given more praise!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-tGSsYqX2pW6Jd3I3tm_9pxms54sqPauGVELfB41mqM/edit?usp=drivesdk

Sections:
A boy rapping funky on Friday nights
A tale about a mysterious mountain with monsters underground
Guys with ghosts as bodyguards on a crazy journey 
A blue rodent stopping the evil plans of a mustache egg 
A young man training creatures to become the best
And more stories to tell!


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Õ̷̢̧̜͇͕̰̳̲͉̍̒̂͛̏͠ͅn̴̢͉͔͍̝͓̮̋̈͂͒͒̔͊̀̋͠͝e̶͚͇̞͔͎̯͒͗̈́̈́͋̃͊̓͛͠͠ ̵̤̳̃̄͊̋̀̅̎̕͘͝͝d̶̼̍̓͒̀͒̽́̽̌͝â̶̛̳̼̹̜̟͔̜͖̼̝͊̍̉͗̆̄͐̓ỳ̸͎͍̠͎̣͖̭̮̺̽̎…̶̥̝̪̣̃͂̈́͌̂̎̔̾
̴̡̛̣͇̒̈̊̓́̑̅͗͐͠T̸̠̋̈́̏̿̒͊̋̈͌̕͝͠h̸͕̼̀͑̓͑͆͑̍͜͜è̷̖͋̄͗͒̈́͗͒̈́y̴̢͇̰͗̃́͋’̷͕̹͔̭̾̿̊̀̃̚͝l̸̺̳̊̓͐̎͘̕͝͝l̷̡̛̟̪͉̗̻̻̰̍̿͆͒̅̈́̓͠͝ͅ ̷̢̛͍͓̲̩͖͋̎̕͝ͅu̵̡̨͉̫̼̣̔̏͑͗̓͐̂͑͘͜n̴̝̩̥͇̰̪͙̒͜͠ḋ̶̛͍̫͚̬̦͖̲͉̟͈̙̂̉͗̒͠͝ē̷̢̨͕͓̤̯̲̯̲̪͈̜͂̍̑̽͘̚r̷̪̭̤̦͕̤̠̃͒̓͐̉̈́̍s̸̘̙͙̮̮͐̎̾̇̓̄̂͛ț̸̢̝̫̹͍͐͜a̶̝̠̼̖̔̅͝n̵̞͗̂̉̉d̷̢̲̞̫̭̦̊̀…̵̨̺͇̻̼̘̼̩͓̞̋͜
̷̩̻͕̺̱̗͑͆̽̈̊͋ͅT̶̡̰̬̑h̷̡̛̜̯̲̒̒͒͗͑͋͜e̶̩̜̻͋̇̀̉̎̀͝y̴̙͛̋͊͊̅̀͑̓̏’̴̩̞̘̯̖̝̺̼͋̈́̑͑͛̍̎̂̈́́ͅl̷̨̛̰̺̩̖̪̩̉̀͋̐ĺ̸͙̼̙̫̝̪̖͓̏̍̊̃͑͠ ̵͕̣͎̅͂̅́͌͌u̶̧̡̘̜̯̫̺̲̱͐͐͘n̵̰͆̒̊̏͆̇̅̃͠͝d̶̢̳̬̹̼͖̟̺̞̏̓͛̓̎͜͜͝ȅ̷͇̬̠̹̙̜̈̓̈̐̐̔͗́͠ͅŗ̸̳͍̖̜͈̖̙̣̎͂̎̒͌̃͊́̑ṣ̶̘̯̼̰̙̂̊͌̓̓͑̕͝͠t̸̨̜̉̆̏͂́̅͠͝â̷̧͚̯͇̘̮͐̍̄̓͜͠n̴̮̲͈̭̬̻̜͉͚̭͒̐̄̐͊̾͂́͗̈́̌̃d̴̨̬̤̩̬̬̈́͐͐̽̅̚ ̴̧̛̩͙̯̞͓̱͉̘̽̋́͐͌̾̇̈́ẗ̸̡̛̘̰͓̞͍͉̙́͜͝ȟ̴̛̛͍̞̟͉̃̓̽͒̅̋̊̓͘e̶̡̡̧̧̮̗̣̻̤̪̺͕͌̏ ̵̣͎̭͉͎̤̗̾̑͌͂͛̚͝t̵̨͈̦̱̫̩̪̿́͂r̷̡̢̟̹̣͔̳̥͂̇̓̕̚͜͝u̴͕̻̝̰̱̻͋́̚͝ţ̸̛̹̲̩̤̲̔̓̐̽͑͗̾͊͌h̷̛̯̯̙̜̜͓̘̬͎̍̓̂̏͒̿̀͋̿͗̚!̸̰̲̳̝͇̲͋̋͌̕͜
̵̪̩̫͖͙̘͉̘̠̓̈́̔̈́̉̾̋̓̕ͅT̸̤̬̹̎̈́͜͝͝h̸͙͉̓̾̉̒͘e̵̩̳̥͙̞͙̯͕̗̳̫̓̇̌́̌y̸͖͛͌ ̶̣͈̦͍̊͊̈́̃̄͒̌̐̈́͘̚w̸̱̞̰̾̕ī̴̞̜͔̞̞̯̼͎͎̬͓͗͘l̶̢̠͓͕͕̮̋͋l̶̥̼̞͇̜̖̠͓̙̦̗͊̅̋̈́̒̕̚ ̴̨̖͔̤͍̤̞̣́͐̃̿ś̵̺̠̲̐̓̒̍͆ẹ̶̛̫̺̀͒̃̃̂̈́é̷͎̞̰̪͍̣̮͇̥̈́̄͑̕͝…̶̢̬͚̞̦̙͇̰̃͊͌̀̔̒̋̈̀
̴̛̤̟͖̞͇̜̙͐T̴̢̛̳̞̫̼̯͕͇̯̥̅́̽͗̂͂̀̋͌̃ͅh̴̻̬̘͐̇͋͌̈̑ê̷͉̳̙̯͊̍̈͊͑͛͐͒͘į̶̹͎͎̳̣̠͕̰̞̣̆̿̍͠ͅr̸̢̛̉̔̀̏̚ ̸̧̢͎̞͋̏̓̂̈́͝ȃ̶̟͍̖̟̱͌c̸̡͎͔̤̍̍̓̒̋͝t̵͖̮̜͚̖̆̕ͅị̶̙̲̣͍͇̬̓͐̌̈͑̈́͆͐̑͌̅͠ͅo̶̠̘͙͓̝͍͑̊̃̇̽̎͂̇̐̈́̕͜͝ǹ̷̡̮̤͇̫̜͖̝͈͚̭ͅs̷̪̭͆̉̃̉̏̈́͊͑͗͝ ̵̲̫̣͙̮̲͍̮̒͒̎̃͊̓̒̓͌w̴͍͒̏͆i̶̢̨̘̹̳̖̘̺̯̦͆̌͂̿̉̃̿̍́̅͠ͅl̸̛̹͆̅̃ļ̵̨͕̞̤̥̖̄̔̅̿́̆̿ ̴̜͓̳̜̳͓̮̈̓̀͛̔̅͂͊ǹ̸̛͖͈͍̜̬̬̱̎̃̏͒͆̈́̿̌͘o̶̙̺͕͓͙̮̲̬͛̊͐͑́̅͗̇͐̀͠ͅt̶̥̤͆̐̊͐̚ ̷͈̠̉̾̑͌̆́̈́͒̽͘g̵̣̮̹̯̽o̷̧̡̥͔̲̥̠̩̪͎̲̿̎͂̽̅̔̽͑̆…̵̗̞̃̈͂͑́͜w̴̠̬̖͉̹̫̿̒͐̈́̓͊͆͗̏͂́i̸̬̗̖͐̇̒̋͛͌̽̌͆͛͝t̶̨̹͍̟̫̖̭́h̴̡̛͈̳͓͔̐̄͌̅̔͑͒͘ơ̴̧̧̡̪̜̮͎̱̬̠̈́͗̀̿̑̕ͅų̶̣͍̜̣̞̲͒̐̅̇̐͘t̸͖̖̙͉̓̀̀̄͑̂͌͌̾͋̄̕ ̴̜̞̱̎́͌̾́͌̋̈̕̚c̵̖̳͍͓̄̇ͅo̶̗̥͈͎͍̽̈͂͗̈́̓̋͗̀͘n̸̢̹̠̣͆̀͆̀̌s̴͖̠̮̮̜͍͙̈́̂͐ë̶̖͚̮͇́̃̇͐̀͆͘͝͝͠ͅq̵̺͐̓̓̿͊̌́̓͒̈́̚ų̴̧̜̳͉̱̦̗̼̠̜́̽̇͌̒͋̌̒̍e̸͍̹̮̩͇̹̳͆n̷̗͉̺͉̭̺̋̒̓͌ć̴͎̏̅̈́͐̐͗̒̚e̶̗̪̱͗̈́͑s̷̨͇̺͎̗̺̎̍̄̌̏͂͌̍̽̕!̵̢̧̝͕̥̤̔́̆͗́͂͘͠ͅ
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Why? (remastered)

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