WTF Boom!!!


GO DOWN-
Anna: Do you wanna build a-
Cat: N0
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Dark Soul: I will suck your happiness.
Cat: I don't have any, steal my owner's.
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Cat: I'm not saying that i hate you, it's just that if you got hit by a bus i'd be driving it.
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Cat: My favourite movie is the Titanic.
Cat: My favourite Character is the iceberg.
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Cat: I love maths! IT MAKES PEOPLE CRY! :}
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Kitty Junior: Santa's not real? :(
Cat: N0, G3T R3KT
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Bruce Lee: What does 's' stand for?
Cat: Stupid.
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Ellie Goulding: Now i'm laying on the cold hard ground-
Cat: Good, stay there.
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Cat: My favourite outdoor activity is going back inside...
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Some random cat: I think you're pretty..
Cat: Thanks.
Random cat: I feel like there's something between us.... Blushes*
Cat: Me too.
Random cat: REALLY!? Like what? :D
Cat: a wall.
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Patrick Star: Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. THE END! :]
Cat: Best story ever. :)
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A singer: I HOPE U DIE IN A FIRE--
Cat: I hope you will get no-scoped. CONFIRMED
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Cat: I smiled once, it was when the Undertaker was beaten up by John Cena.
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Katy Perry: We're never ever, ever, ever, coming back together!
Cat: Good.
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Kitty Junior: Wher's mai caik? D:
Cat: I ate it. |:} CONFIRMED
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Cat: I had 9 lives. 8 died of boredom and happiness.
This is my last one. Nah just kidding i have 72 lives.
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Kitty Junior: Smiles are contagious! :)
Cat: Don't worry, im vaccinated
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Kitty Junior: I'm a towel!
Cat: You're an idiotic carpet
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Cat: I may be stuck in this fence,
but you are stuck with that face.
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Cat: roses are red, violets are red, trees are red, your hair is red.
I BURNT YOUR GARDEN
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The Random Cat: Today is such a beautiful-
Cat: Shut up.. Just don't.
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Cat: Once I went to Disneyland, I ate mickey mouse.
He tasted so cartoony.
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Me: I like Chee-
Cat: Leaves room*
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Lil Jon: TURN DOWN-
Cat: Your V0LUME.
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Cat: Your secrets are safe with me,
there was a good chance I wasn't listening.
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Cat: My daily timetable,
Morning- Wake up
2 seconds later- Abuse my neighbor's face
an hour later- Go back to sleep

I don't even make music, I just listen to them.

WTF Boom!!!

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