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June 17th

Jody Lynn Nye describes her main career activity as “spoiling cats.” When not engaged in this worthy occupation, she writes fantasy and science fiction books and short stories. She is also Coordinating Judge of the prestigious Writers of the Future contest. Jody is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of fantasy and science fiction books and short stories, many of them with a humorous bent. 
 Before breaking away from gainful employment to write full time, Jody worked as a file clerk, book-keeper at a small publishing house, freelance journalist and photographer, accounting assistant and costume maker. 
  For four years, she was on the technical operations staff of a local Chicago television station, WFBN (WGBO), serving the last year as Technical Operations Manager. During her time at WFBN, she was part of the engineering team that built the station, acted as Technical Director during live sports broadcasts, and worked to produce in-house spots and public service announcements.
  Since 1987 she has published over 50 books and more than 170 short stories. Among the novels Jody has written are her epic fantasy series, The Dreamland, beginning with Waking In Dreamland, five contemporary humorous fantasies, Mythology 101, Mythology Abroad, Higher Mythology (the three collected by Meisha Merlin Publishing as Applied Mythology), Advanced Mythology, The Magic Touch, and three medical science fiction novels, Taylor's Ark, Medicine Show and The Lady and the Tiger. Strong Arm Tactics, a humorous military science fiction novel, the first of The Wolfe Pack series. Jody also wrote The Dragonlover's Guide to Pern, a non-fiction-style guide to the world of internationally best-selling author Anne McCaffrey's popular world. She also collaborated with Anne McCaffrey on four science fiction novels, The Death of Sleep, Crisis On Doona (a New York Times and USA Today bestseller), Treaty At Doona and The Ship Who Won, and wrote a solo sequel to The Ship Who Won entitled The Ship Errant. Jody co-authored the Visual Guide to Xanth with best-selling fantasy author Piers Anthony. She has edited two anthologies, humorous stories about mothers in science fiction, fantasy, myth and legend, entitled Don't Forget Your Spacesuit, Dear!, Launch Pad, and an anthology of science fiction stories co-edited with Mike Brotherton. She has two short story collections, A Circle of Celebrations, holiday SF/fantasy stories, and Cats Triumphant!, SF and fantasy feline tales. She wrote eight books with the late Robert Lynn Asprin, License Invoked, a contemporary fantasy set in New Orleans, and seven set in Asprin's Myth Adventures universe: Myth-Told Tales (anthology), Myth Alliances, Myth-Taken Identity, Class Dis-Mythed, Myth-Gotten Gains, Myth Chief, and Myth-Fortunes. Since Asprin's passing, she has published Myth-Quoted, Dragons Deal and Dragons Run (Ace Books), third and fourth in Asprin's Dragons series. Her newest series is the Lord Thomas Kinago books, beginning with View From the Imperium (Baen Books), a humorous military space opera novel. 
  Her newest books are Moon Tracks (Baen), a young adult hard science fiction novel, the second in collaboration with Dr. Travis S. Taylor. Rhythm of the Imperium, third in the Lord Thomas Kinago series; Pros and Cons (WordFire Press), a nonfiction book about conventions in collaboration with Bill Fawcett; and the 20th novel in the Myth-Adventures series, Myth-Fits.
 Over the last thirty or so years, Jody has taught in numerous writing workshops and participated on hundreds of panels covering the subjects of writing and being published at science-fiction conventions. She has also spoken in schools and libraries around  website at www.jodynye.com. She is on Facebook as Jody Lynn Nye and Twitter @JodyLynnNye.

UFO Undercover W  Joe Montaldo Guests Writes Of The Futures Judge Jody Lynn Nye

pull up in the driveway
i'm doin' this shit my way
i'm fuckin' on a slut, i got her ankles up
you know you can not go rack for rack with us
drop a couple bands on sum' shiny but it ain't enough
i lost a good fuckin' bitch, i guess i ain't enough
you don't carry any fuckin' weight, you needa hang it up
told the bitch to lay down on her back, i put my fingers up
i just want the weed, i'on e'en give a fuck if they lace the blunt
i'm gon' be up there
told the bitch to point her favorite spot, she tryna fuck there
if you talm' 'bout money, i get guap, no i aint fucked up
i can tell that you wasn't made for this shit, you ain't cut up
fancy fuckin' smoker, wearin' a button up
face down, and she got her buns up
you ain't gettin'- you ain't gettin' money, shut the fuck up
in that car, and i spinnin' round and round, it need a touch up
huh, if i get to game point, then i'ma clutch up
if i go ahead and give you dick, you needa hush up
slime his ass out 'cause i'ma buss sum'
catch his ass and wipe his fuckin' nose and i'ma bless him

i'on take no disrespect from hoes, i get the next one
raw doggin' bitches in the south, hope you don't catch nun'
if lil' brother passin' me the oop, then i'ma catch sum'

pull up in the driveway
i'm doin' this shit my way
i'm fuckin' on a slut, i got her ankles up
you know you can not go rack for rack with us
drop a couple bands on sum' shiny but it ain't enough
i lost a good fuckin' bitch, i guess i ain't enough
you don't carry any fuckin' weight, you needa hang it up
told the bitch to lay down on her back, i put my fingers up
i just want the weed, i'on e'en give a fuck if they lace the blunt
i'm gon' be up there
told the bitch to point her favorite spot, she tryna fuck there
if you talm' 'bout money, i get guap, no i aint fucked up
i can tell that you wasn't made for this shit, you ain't cut up
fancy fuckin' smoker, wearin' a button up
face down, and she got her buns up
you ain't gettin'- you ain't gettin' money, shut the fuck up
in that car, and i spinnin' round and round, it need a touch up
huh, if i get to game point, then i'ma clutch up
if i go ahead and give you dick, you needa hush up
slime his ass out 'cause i'ma buss sum'
catch his ass and wipe his fuckin' nose and i'ma bless him


bless (sl4yyer!)

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