'Surreal observational lyrics and deadpan delivery' - Six Lips

'Sugar sweet and deliciously witty' - Clare Bowey

'The new Jake Thackray' - a regular at the no longer trading Locomotive pub

'helgi.co.uk is a veritable testament to your youth' - Nick Bowman, St. Hilda's Drama President

'Shut the fuck up, Helgi' - Rachel Watkeys Dowie, Oxford Revue

Alana Tortuga - Telephones
Hans Messerschmitt - Washing Machines
Pepto Abysmal - Radiators
Phyllis Stein - Defibrilator 
DJ Softskull - Samples

All sounds are recordings of either everyday sounds like washing machines, traffic, phone calls, text messages,  samples from old cassette tapes from the 80's, or cut up old time music, recorded on old tape players and dictaphones. 
Trying to not use computer programmes as they make us want to cry.

"Blistering dirty rock 'n' roll that fuses very early 70's Neil Young and Crazy Horse with The Jesus and Mary Chain into a bare-knuckled assault on the senses" - God Is In The TV

"Spacemen 3 zorbing down a hill being pushed by Eugene from The Vaselines" - Steve Lamacq

"Supreme saviours of rock" - Impose Magazine

"The music contained within their debut LP was clearly born in a garage and raised on a diet of Friday nights, sticky club floors and well-worn amps. Cowgirl's self-titled debut album consists of 20 breathless minutes of garage-rock spirit and melodic indie" - Louder Than War

https://diversityfest.wordpress.com/, 
https://web.sheffieldlive.org/shows/diversity-fest-radio

A collaborative project undertaken by friends for a postponed IRL exhibition 'Endless House'.

All music made has responded to shared artist research material. The tale of Arachne and Minerva by Ovid, retold again in 'Lets talk about myths baby!' in particular.

Endless House is an attempt at visualising collaborative work which is rooted in generous DIY culture. Endless House is initiated by artist Jade Blood as a way of investigating how people work together and collaborate in a meaningful way.

Endless House is following