Jess

Hippo Crit Theme Demo.MP3

Pupppy Dog Boi

Scary Guy

Song from my upcoming 4th album. I haven't made the first 3 yet.

(lyrics)
Fuck, the police! They're comin
after me cause im a fuckin thief, im running
duckin into alleyways, jumpin over fences
and hidin from the doggies with their sensitive senses

yes, im a motherfuckin criminal
but don't blame me it's rock n roll, subiminal-
y telling me to do crimes
and now im gonna do time 
for breakin every law and confessing in every new rhyme

i was into everything, burglarcenarsony
and murderperjurplagierism, now the boss is tossin me
right into the clink
where i can think about my history
and find god, to help me disregard my guilt and misery

but it's all an act, i'm an atheist sort of
obvious why old timey gansters wore fedoras
it's a matter of time before im back on the streets
stealing money like i stole this beat
(annoying free use audio watermark cleverly woven into the narrative of the song)

Crime don't pay
oh fuck, oh fuck
dead and gay
oh crap i suck
crime don't pay
you get no peace, man
blown away
by the police man

i thought that i was clever, i thought that i could get away
but now they're sending out the boys in blue, in a true way
they got the whole force on my tail
the 34th precinct mad bull, sleepy alpha male
arm in arm with daizaboro, iain't gonna see tomorrow
im a fuckin low-life, soon i'll be a no-life
every single hardass wants me dead
Dirty Harry, Eddie Valient, and Judge Dredd
and all the vigilantes, Batman, Doctor Who
Dexter, The Punisher, and Eva Unit 02
all on pursuit, crime bears bitter fruit
I can hear The Shadow laughin as I'm pissin in my pin suit
Wiggum shot me in the leg droppin his gun
now i'm limpin, Robocop is stomping, nowhere left to run
guess i shouldn't rap all my crimes, I'm dumb
Sleepy blew my head off, I'm done.

Fuck, The Police

Boi O Boi

I don't relate to people in this town
hated, alone, afraid and tired
i don't trust the ones who circle around
i know you're just a pack of liars

I don't cry anymore
I'm so depressed I'm bored
I'm dreaming of some distant shore
Cause I sleep in more and more

I want to drive to my favorite spot
and lose my phone when i arrive
sit alone as the sunset drops
remember when i was alive

I want to rest there on the western shore
and throw a bottle in the sea
and move no more till those who i adore
come in sailing back to me

Hippo Crit Theme Demo.MP3

Endless Jess