[this is not real]

DISCORD: discord.gg/UuBkav5FWB

[ 016 - DETECTIVE HAT KID ]

- Songs made in an Electro-Swing style, or the Electro-Swing genre
(Caravan Palace, Peggy Suave, Annella, etc.)
- Songs featured in or about Collectathon and Puzzle games
(Banjo-Kzooie, Super Mario 64, Donkey Kong 64, etc.)
- Songs from or associated with any Indie Platformer game
(Zit Ola, Shovel Knight, Celeste, etc.)
- Songs or media relating to detectives and investigations
(Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Sam and Max, etc.)

Sources:
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Electro Swing)
A Hat In Time - Trainwreck of Electro Swing (Indie Platformer / Electro Swing)
CG5 - Lyin 2' Me (Investigations)
Leonz - Among Drip (Investigations)
iteachvader - Objection Funk (Detectives)
Ace Attorney - Cornered (Detectives)
Yolanda Be Cool, DCUP - We No Speak Americano (Electro Swing)
Super Mario 64 - File Select (Collectathons)
Super Meat Boy - Forest Funk (Indie Platformers)
JTMusic - As One Door Closes (Puzzle Games)
CG5 - World of Gray (Puzzle Games)
Freshy Kanal - Among Us vs. Fall Guys (Investigations)
Video Game Rap Battles - Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright (Detectives)
Childish Gambino - This Is America (OffSourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrceeeeeeeeeeeeee)
Gwen Stefani, Akon - The Sweet Escape (Offsourceeeeeee ee e e e e)
3D Dot Game Heroes - Breakout (off ssssssssource)
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now (ofsorce)
Verbalase - Black Panther Beatbox 2 (uffsurce)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Deslocalizar)
TheGuy - Victory! Mashup Week (no cuenta pues lol)

Arrangement: @megalolazing-1
Art: Lony
Stock: Lony

Waiter, There's An Offsource In My Soup

Track by: Kqmade (Anqnymqus)
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Geqmetry by: @diamondbrickz , twitter.com/DiamondBrickZ1 (Warfstache)
Writing by: twitter.com/telepotato; twitter.com/babybowser101
Character Represented: Wilfqrd Warfstache

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WARFSTACHE: Gooood evening our ladies and gents! Tonight we have a special guest joining us for your post-track lore. It took us quite a while to find this sly little clown, but give it up for the judas of the theatre, Komade!

KQMADE: Well, I'm glad sqmeqne cquld finally recqgnize my wqrk in helping keep this wretched flight interesting!

WARF: I would love to do a bit of a preamble... but we only have so much of a character limit here to transcribe, so apologies if I rush things here. First question is the one I know you’ve probably been dying to tell us all!

KQMADE: Why I chqse tq thrqw “thy cqusin” under the bus?

WARF: Actually, I was going to ask if you brought your ice cream coupon so I can stamp it!

KQMADE: We’re qn the radiq… yqu’re qn an airplane… I’m qn an island…. 

WARF: You don’t know how much of a good throwing arm I've got! Anyways, the drama of that situation IS very enticing to many of our... theatre rep enthusiasts… so I suppose it would be a great tragedy to not talk about your own!

KQMADE: Well Mark, it was quite simple really, cqusin was just hqlding me back! Really the whqle “Cqmedy and Tragedy” shtick is such a simple, basic act... sqmething like the Killer Klqwns is a much grander chaotic perfqrmance, bringing everyqne tq their knees and in tears! An ultimate shqw that truly brqught qut the purest emqtiqns fqr everyqne! ...And nq qther sq-called "theatre rep" has tqpped our spectacle since!

WARF: Well, Hidgens gave you the old 1-2 wallop back during April Fools, and those plants did better than you OR your backstabbing buddies, so...

KQMADE: What the- that... that’s impqssible fqr yqu tq knqw! Yqu were busy with that mqtherf**king flqwer frqm the stqrage clqset, a-and Dimentiq said- 

WARF: Sorry, you can't say that on air, I'll need to censor it in the transcript.

KQMADE: I-It dqesn't make any sense… Qur failures in qur suppqsedly perfect scheme were enqugh as is, but nqw YQU sqmehqw-

[ Suddenly, the airplane's WiFi cuts out. ]

WARF: Oh, and just as we were starting to get into the good part! Always when we get close to getting to this clown’s stories he always has to slip away! HELLO! MISSUS COMPUTERMAJIGGY? I WAS TRYING TO HAVE AN INTERVIEW HERE!

…

WARF: Fine! I guess I will handle it myself! ...I'm going to contact my agent after this goshdarn flight finally lands...

[A small grunt and a following whisper comes from the rafters above in Markiplier's Cabin as Warfstache leaves]

???: ...You must know that I have taken the liberty of investigating you, "Warfstache"....

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Squrces:
videogamedunkey - Green Eggs and Jam / Sim Gretina - Watch Out Rengar (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: videogamedunkey)
Ninomae Ina'nis - 『VIOLET』 (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Ninomae Ina’nis)
Retro Shooting - Theme 4 (YquTuber Qutros: UberHaxorNova)
HoloBass - Amelia Watson - Pop on Rocks: A Dr. Seuss Rap (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Amelia Watson)
CORPSE - 🌧️ 𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘤 🌧️ (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Corpse Husband)
Garrett Williamson ft. Scott the Woz - Closing In (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Scott the Woz)
Gawr Gura - REFLECT (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Gawr Gura)
CalebCity - The homie never shares. (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: CalebCity)

I Will Not Eat This Here Nor There

I feared this day. 

Track By: @little-41
Art By: https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok

CHARACTER REPRESENTED: Kennith, ???

Coming straight from the barren, lifeless wasteland of fucking Michigan, this gay cac- Er, Kennith Simmons makes a surprise appearance in The Game, all the way from 1987! Bringing a colorful palette of sources, including vocal synth, technology, and music that feels straight out of the 80s, this scrawny white boy is hard to hate! ... As much as he'd like to believe otherwise, that is. Looks like he's set up shop makin' tech out here, too; must be a better environment than working in his garage! Well, after all, it's a television show. Let's hope his appearance doesn't mean this project's gettin' canned, like everything else he rears his head in.

-Music by GHOST, as well as other music featuring vocal synth
(HOUSEWIFE RADIO, Candle Queen, The Distortionist)

-Songs with colors in the title
(Redbone, Green Light, Mr. Blue Sky)

-Songs directly related to television, as well as technology and inventors
(TV Party, Computers, Dr. Wily Theme)

-Songs in a synthwave/80s inspired aesthetic
(Stranger Think, Sick Of Being Honest, Roller Mobster)

Sources:
- The Chattering Lack of Anything Better To Do - madotspooki/GHOST
- The Chattering Honk of Common Bikes - madotspooki/GHOST

The Discord: discord.gg/Wj85uj3j

the chattering honk of,,.ghj. umm.h.... where am i,,,,,, help

These two... These two are intense. Glaring at everyone with murder in their eyes, talking about how the clock was stopped... and how they're not happy about it. Were they about to die? Did they... want to? Jeez, what's with me and bringing in so many people so obsessed with the end...? Sango looked to be in a bad state, After Hours is... the way he is, and then these two.

...Wait, hold on. Did their eyes just glow?

Fuck, I don't like this at all. I'm starting to think we need to be better about pulling in people. I don't want to be trying to rein in a bunch of suicidal maniacs and broken kids, I'm not ready for that at all. This is supposed to be who we're saving Second Heaven with?

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It seems the end is not always so final. Unus and Annus have returned from the grave, a year after their demise. And they are not happy about this. Hellbent on the end, these two demons of death will rage against the dying of the light, in order to return to their own darkness... No matter what it takes. So will you join them? Or will you miss out on your one chance to vote for Unus Annus?

- Songs by or featuring Markiplier, CrankGameplays, and YouTubers they've collaborated with (original songs only for the latter)
  (I Don't Wanna Be Free, When I Met You, Build A Turtle Fence)
- Songs used in/associated with Unus Annus content
  (Turncoat, Stop The Clock!, T.I.M.E.)
- Songs related to death, and memory
  (Death of a Bachelor, Thnks fr th Mmrs, Memoir)
- Songs related to alter egos or personas (no Persona series)
  (Alter Ego, Haven’t Met You Yet, Starman)

Track: @moonagedream
Art: Aeiouko

Songs used:
House Of Memories - Panic! At The Disco (Memories)
The Truth of Unus Annus (UA/Alter Egos)
Unus Annus Intro (Unus Annus)
Turncoat - Michael Rothery (Unus Annus)
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead - Gorillaz (Death)
I Don't Wanna Be Free - Markiplier (Markiplier)
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley (Memory)
The Disclaimer Song - Crankgameplays, Lixian (Unus Annus)
Various Unus Annus SFX (Unus Annus)

Remember Death

VOTE! - http://forms.gle/G829zqtSVUYMNrdo7
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Arrangement: @farthahalaugh
Art: Anonymous, ElectroCV
Stocks: ElectroCV
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Sources:
[ BOTH ]
V.S. Hex - H.E.X [Friday Night Funkin', Sports]
Travis Scott - Stargazing [Travis Scott, Space]
Lil Uzi Vert - Money Longer [Travis Scott Collabs, Guns, Space [Howard the Alien]]
V.S. Hex - Hello World [Friday Night Funkin', Sports]
Rhythm Heaven Fever - Ringside [Rhythm Games, Sports] 
Parappa The Rapper - Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken [Rhythm Games, Livestock]
KoltJolt - I thlammed my penith in the car door [Warner Bros, Rhythm Games]

[ BUGS BUNNY]
LilDeuceDeuce - Beep Beep I'm a Sheep [Livestock]
Hideki Naganuma - Funk to the Top [Sports]
Wii Sports OST - Boxing Results [Sports]
Stuck in the Sound - Lets Go [Space]
Aaron Carter - How I Beat Shaq [Sports]
Hideki Naganuma - Let it Go [Sports]
Madeon ft. Kyan - You're On [Sports [Pro Evolution Soccer 2016]]
Pokemon Sun & Moon OST - Guzma Encounter [Space]
Endigo - Big Chungus [Rabbits]
Bignic - Scream [Sports]
Madeon - Imperium [Sports [FIFA 15]
Hideki Naganuma - AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A FUNKY BEAT [Sports]
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic [Space, Warner Bros [Lego Movie 2]]
Madeon & Porter Robinson - Shelter [Sports [FIFA 17]]
Madeon - All My Friends [Sports [R.B.I Baseball 20]]

[ PICO MODE ]
V.S. Whitty - Lo-Fight [Rhythm Games]
Friday Night Funkin' - Tutorial [Rhythm Games]
Nuclear Throne - Where The Guns At? [Guns]
Persona 4 - Specialist [Schools]
Friday Night Funkin' - Pico [Friday Night Funkin']
The Weeknd - I Can't Feel My Face [Travis Scott Collabs]
Khalid - Young Dumb and Broke [Travis Scott Collabs, Schools]
Persona 3 OST - Iwatodai Dorm [Schools]
Friday Night Funkin' - Blammed [Friday Night Funkin']
Friday Night Funkin' - Game Over [Friday Night Funkin']
Crypt of The Necrodancer - Konga Conga Kappa [Rhythm Games]
Duck Life - Main Theme [Flash]
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[ 002 - BUGS BUNNY ]
- Songs relating to space
(Space Jam, Talking To The Moon, Pixel Galaxy, etc.)
- Songs relating to sports
(Seven Nation Army, That's How I Beat Shaq, Waka Waka, etc.)
- Songs used in WB animated cartoons and movies
(Lego Movie, Happy Feet Two, Storks, etc.)
- Songs relating to rabbits and other livestock
(Big Chungus, I Am Cow, Beep Beep I'm A Sheep, etc.)

[ 003 - PICO MODE ]
- Songs relating to Friday Night Funkin', guns or schools
(Blammed, Vs. Whitty, Crank Dat Super Mario, Ugh, etc.)
(Pumped Up Kicks, 21 Guns, What I Go to School For, ABC, etc.)
- Songs made by Travis Scott and his collaborators when as lead artist
(SICKO MODE, Champions, Songs by Future, Songs by The Weeknd, etc.)
- Songs associated with Newgrounds and Flash games
(EnV~Heaven Rd. 2, Chaoz Fantasy, Run 3, Super Meat Boy, etc.)
- Songs relating to Rhythm games
(Crypt of the NecroDancer, Beat Saber, Parappa The Rapper, Rhythm Heaven, etc.)

[ R1M5P1 ] y Balls!

[05] Judas Jesters
[Torneo de Origen: PRIZM]

-Música relacionada a Franquicias Second Party de Nintendo
[Kid Icarus, Kirby's Dream Land, Pokémon]

-Música relacionada a la Franquicia de Super Mario
[The Evil Count Bleck, In The Final, Bob-omb Battlefield]

-Música relacionada a Payasos y Circos
[Nobody's Clown, Psycho Circus, Circus Hop]

-Música relacionada a la Traición, Mentiras y Villanos Plot-Twist
[Lyin' 2 Me, Bad Blood, Turbo Flashback]

-Música relacionada al Poder, Ambición y Codicia por este
[Higher Power, Take the Power Back, Infinite Power]

-Música acerca de la Maldad como concepto, o con Malo/Malvado en el titulo
[Bad, 976-EVIL, Evil - Heavenly]

When The Judas Are Jesters - Twin Cabins

VOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/xfDau5fXU4ornrFZ8
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Track by: @lilcargoshort
Art by: https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok

Sources:
Orelover - deforestation [a 100 gecs megalo] (EAEA - Evil Music; Funnyman - Funny Music)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Funnyman - Men; EAEA - Tourney Music)
Cargo - Jerma Shelter (EAEA - Tourney Music, Evil Music; Funnyman - Funny Music)
Cargo - 666 Shelter Deluxe (EAEA - Tourney Music, Evil Music, Apocalypse; Funnyman - RPGMaker, Funny Music)
ytp sexer SFX (Funnyman - Funny Music)
Matpat Game Theory Intro (EAEA - Cartoony Villains)
Limp Bizkit - Nookie (Evil Music)
Your Favorite Martian - Mr. Douchebag (Funnyman - Funny music; EAEA - Evil Music)
Smelfed Climps (Funnyman - Funny music; EAEA - Evil Music)
Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet (EAEA - Tourney Music, Evil Music; Funnyman - Funny Music, Men)
Leonz - Among Drip (Funnyman - Funny music; EAEA - Tourney Music)
Airpod Shotty (Funnyman - Funny music)
ERB - Walter White Vs. Rick Grimes (EAEA - Evil Music; Funnyman - Funny Music)
WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE (Funnyman - Funny music; EAEA - Evil Music)
Eminem Stronger Than You (Funnyman - Funny music; EAEA - Evil Music, Cartoony Villains)
Death Grips - Guillotine (EAEA - Tourney Music, Evil Music)
Men At Work - Down Under (Funnyman - Men)
Ceelo Green - Fuck You (EAEA - Tourney Music)
Cargo - Cabinet Who (Funnyman - Men, Funny Music; EAEA - Tourney Music, Evil Music)
Cargo ft. MC Ride Uberduck - I Used To Rap About Staplin' Tapeworms To My Penis (Funnyman - Funny Music; EAEA - Tourney Music, Evil Music, Cartoony Villains

Discord: https://discord.com/VWCP2XyAQB

{ R?M? ~ PHASE 2 } FOREST FIRE

[Read the lore transcript here!]
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SDh5t2NegBop-NtVKQdZaCtPkR_KfICBkZlNxU-4BdM/edit?usp=sharing

Music: Thank You, Assists! (That'll Be 24k ¥)
Artwork: aeiouko (https://twitter.com/c0ffee_crazee), TruffleShuff13 (https://twitter.com/TruffleShuff13)
Mashup: xinos (https://soundcloud.com/xinos1)
Writing: avery (https://twitter.com/999_avery)
VS Template: Th30ne
Characters Represented: XO-Tan, Reigen Arataka

Sources (Both):
Bruno Mars - 24K Magic [2010's+ R&B / Money]
Childish Gambino - Zombies [2010's+ R&B / Undead]

Sources (XO-Tan):
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem [Partying]
The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face [The Weeknd / XO Records]
Twenty One Pilots - Saturday [Days of the Week]
2 Mello - RAVE SHIT [Partying: Raves]

Sources (Reigen Arataka):
King Gnu - One Way [Shonen: Jujutsu Kaisen 0]
Mob Psycho 100 - Thank You, Espers (Reigen Arataka's Character Song) [Mob Psycho 100]
Shane McMahon - Here Comes The Money [Money]

XO-Tan
- Songs featuring The Weeknd and other artists under the XO Records label.
(Thursday, Blinding Lights, Starboy, Belly, Nav, Black Atlas, etc.)

- 2010 and onward’s R&B music.
(Hotline Bling, Run The World, Let Me Love You, etc.)

- Songs related to parties or days of the week.
(Party Rock Anthem, Party In The U.S.A., Last Friday Night, Working for the Weekend, etc.)

- Songs, music videos, & albums with an anime aesthetic.
(Shelter, Harder Better Faster, Futsal Shuffle 2020)

Reigen Arataka
- Songs from Mob Psycho 100 and other Shonen-styled works 
(99, Kageyama Kyoudai no Kakushitsu Kyoudai no Kizuna, GO GO REIGEN!, Memosepia)
(One Punch Man, My Hero Academia, Death Note, One Piece, etc.)

- Songs related to ghosts, spirits, and the general undead 
(Ghostbusters, Spooky Scary Skeletons, Re: Your Brains, I'm Not a Vampire, etc.)

- Songs related to business and finance, or characters with money-related desires 
(Whales, Money Game, Wii Shop Channel, WarioWare, etc.)

Thank You, Assists! (That'll Be 24k ¥)

And that's it.

I suppose I should start with our final guest from the Zeta Protocol. She's... genuinely the most normal person we have here. No supernatural anything, no experience with a fucked up school, no status, no title, just... a girl who likes future funk. It's a new perspective, and one we may just need. She's been lovely around Second Heaven so far, very curious and very easy to work with. I look forward to seeing more of her around.

And then, the Protocol itself. That's it now. We've gotten everyone we need. Now we're planning to help them adjust, give them the time to put out their best stuff, but after that? Right to the competition. I'll admit, I'm a little nervous, especially after all that's gone on here lately. The Ion Division, everything with the subjects, the whole 2022 connection, it's all a blur.

But it's the last chance we have to save us. All I can do is hope for the best. Signing off for now.

-Dr. Scarlett Jones

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Hailing from her home city of Tokyo, it's OWN WAY! A budding future funk producer with big dreams, she's here to prove herself while doing her best for Second Heaven in the process. She may be new to the world of music, but this funky breath of fresh air may just be the one to take it all. So buckle in: you're now listening to OWN WAY.

Sources
- Songs by (or sampled by) MACROSS 82-99 and collaborators
  (『82.99 F.M』, A Million Miles Away, It's Own Way)
  (Yung Bae, Neon Vectors, Kero Kero Bonito)
- Songs in the city pop/future funk and J-Funk genres
  (Plastic Love, Cherry Pepsi, BABYBABYの夢)
- Songs with a notable (modern) chiptune style
  (Prom Night, Lullaby, Giddy)

Track: Rinaten (@yaysmile)
Render: Aeiouko (@keep-smyling)

Songs used:
City Nightlife - MACROSS 82-99 (MACROSS 82-99)
Secret Love - Mariya Takeuchi (City Pop)
Plastic Love - Mariya Takeuchi (City Pop)
Ride on time - Tatsuro Yamashita (City Pop)
Crystal Dolphin - Engelwood (Future Funk)
Mayonaka No Door - Miki Matsubara (City Pop)
Fun Tonight - MACROSS 82-99 (MACROSS 82-99)
September - Mariya Takeuchi (City Pop)
Prom Night (2k14 Radio Edit) - Anamanaguchi feat. Bianca Raquel (Modern Chiptune)
Loretta - Ginger Root (City Pop/Future Funk)

Future is Now ☆

Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! We've got some exciting boss fights and battles coming up soon! Who will conquer the losers bracket and face Heavy Weapons Guy and Geico Gaming in the Finals?! Enjoy this arrangement by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai to welcome you to this new section. Stay Jammin!

Please note: it's inevitable that we'll have to move to Mashup Week Part 4 soon. We hope you'll be moving with us. Many say that we should just "buy SoundCloud Pro" so we can have infinite upload time. This sucks, because once one stops paying for the subscription, every track uploaded after the three hour point becomes private. This means that one would have to pay forever to allow everyone to listen to all of our tracks. It sucks, but that's the game you play when starting a tournament on SoundCloud. We hope you'll bear with us and enjoy the move when it inevitably happens.

Here are the battles to look forward to:
HEROBRINE and SCOTT vs COMMANDER TARTAR
HEROBRINE vs SCOTT THE WOZ
NEIL and SNAIL-CHAN vs GIGI & SCOOPS
NEIL CICIEREGA vs SNAIL-CHAN
^^^ WINNERS vs GARFIELD
THE LOSER BRACKET FINALS!!!!
Thank you for listening, and stay tuned for more battles coming soon! 
~  TheGuy

BRACKET: Losers Semifinals

VOTE NOW! : https://forms.gle/StGfw5fJfP95LB9W9
Vs. Template by @trans-rights
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Bandana Dee: "You won't be the first crazy blue guy I've beaten!"
Captain Viridian: "Easy Mode Unlocked"
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Music: Potential for the C-R-O-W-N
Original Songs: 
VVVVVV - Potential for Anything
Kirby: Return to Dreamland - C-R-O-W-N-E-D
VVVVVV - Presenting VVVVVV
Kirby Series - King Dedede's Theme
Kirby 64 - Zero-Two
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Captain Viridian
- Tracks featuring songs from games by Terry Cavanagh
(ex: VVVVVV, Super Hexagon, Dicey Dungeons)

- Tracks featuring songs from games Viridian has appeared in
(ex: Super Meat Boy, Indie Pogo)

- Tracks featuring Chiptune or 8-bit Music
(ex: Works by Chipzel)

- Tracks featuring songs related to gravity or from gravity-based games
(ex: Gravity Rush OST, Portal OST, Super Mario Galaxy OST)

Bandana Dee
- Tracks featuring songs from Kirby games Bandana Dee has appeared in
(ex: Kirby's Battle Royale, Kirby's Return to Dreamland, Kirby and the Rainbow Curse)

- Tracks featuring songs from "Kirby Memorial Arrangements"
(ex: The Apple Juice Song, Big Band Kirby, Eternal Dream)

- Tracks featuring songs from HAL games outside of Kirby and Smash Bros.
(ex: Mother 3, BoxBoy!, Face Raiders)

- Tracks featuring songs that would be fittingly played in a Café setting
(ex: Coffee Talk OST, Beneath the Mask)

[W R1 M1] Potential for the C-R-O-W-N

WELCOME TO THE GAME! This tournament is one that'll allow the viewers to decide a lot more than average. As we make our way through reveals, vote to choose where we go and what we find. See you there!

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the chattering honk of,,.ghj. umm.h.... where am i,,,,,, help

𝓔𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓖𝓪𝓶𝓮