Is it just me, or have you guys been focusing on a lot of horror/thriller/murder stuff lately for your battles? Aside from the anniversery, of course.

The battle's too long so the lyrics are in the doc below
also I am doing your mother!!!
Mancha as Pinhead
Alex M as Laughing Jack
Beat produced by Trunkxs Prod.
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and IronWAN
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Mick, DGB, DCA and Creeperpasta
Chiseled by DGB 

Battle:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BBoy4KCtQojcoulX_2UbYwdzmEHFp8gjzdZ55ChMALw/edit?usp=drivesdk 

Pinhead vs Laughing Jack - Rap Cypher #14

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8vnV5fI_Gg7sXa7LbxqI3EO0-MW0UXhKfrdCjN6YXs/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal and Glitchdude

Production by Epistra, Freshy Kanal, Glitchdude and ENNWAY!

Rappers:
EricTheAudible
ENNWAY!
Jofinity
Shimario/Rap Battle Brawl
Psytube
Freshy Kanal
Snakebite126
Danii

Minecraft Hostile Mob Rap Cypher || Ft. Freshy Kanal, ENNWAY! & More

VIDEO COMING SOON!

Jenni No Mercy as Ed
Matt Raichous as Patrick

Beat by King EF
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

PATRICK
Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle
A freakish creature that should’ve been in a carnival
The bottom of the barrel when it comes to being human
And, I’m laughing at your actions like “that guy’s so stupid!”
You can’t beat me, even with the strength of a gorilla
When the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
So, firmly grasp what I’m telling you, you yelling yellow brute
The only time you’re useful is when there’s a pebble in your shoe
Your lumpy head is harder than the candy that you’re after
And your constant screaming is more annoying than SpongeBob’s laughter
An obsession with old movies and boring buttery breakfast
I didn’t know that there was a person dumber than Texas.

ED
Is this the Krusty Krab? I have got a problem
I think that one of your employees has hit rock bottom
While trying to be funny, you left all of your fans bored
Now they are crying on the floor, did you want an award?
Light fires underwater, but are not hot on the beat
Because you got your own spinoff, and all the fans started to leave
I did not know that sea stars could be fat and lazy
You think that you can rap, but all you’re flowing out is gravy
Run like a chicken! I’m buttering your toast!
Chomp you like a jawbreaker, when you’re fried up from my roast
Face against the great Ed-Zilla, you’ll no longer have a quarrel
When I knock you out with a door and leave you Kamping in the Koral

Ed Vs. Patrick - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

WoodenHornets as Charlie Chaplin
Light as George Lopez

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
GEORGE LOPEZ
VS
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
BEGIN

George Lopez:
Hey there chap, welcome to the George Lopez show
It’s time to see who’s the better comedian, bro
My show inspired the humor with generations decades to go
I heard you’re a-turd to sound, so I hope you enjoy my flow
I’ll ship this Woman back to Paris because you’ll never best me
What’s that smell? Something’s silent but deadly?
If I can take on Michael Jackson, then I sure can take on thee
If there was a biopic on who killed you, I’d be the main lead

Charlie Chaplin:
I’ve been ruling the silent film era, your show is not amazing
This stache says it all, I’ll dictate this battle greatly
A battle’s what you fancy? Well, I’ll make your stomach grumble
What’s even your race? Is this George of the Jungle?
ABC? More like LGB, I know you’re gay
So why don’t you haul your racist ass back to LA ?
I’ve got no hats off to you, if you try to diss me
You’ll no longer be a life “liver” cuz I’ll make this “kid-knee”

George Lopez:
Nobody watches silent anymore, it’s all about the sound
What’s that in your pants? I think I’m making Charlie Brown
I met up with Oona O’ Neill, and I made that bitch kneel
Your other wives were my Lo Rida, making me squeal

Charlie Chaplin:
“Why You Crying?”, George? Is it because I’m just better, sir?
When it comes to actors, the better Lopez is Jennifer
When I start Charlie Stabbin you, it’ll be black and white bleed
Your role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl was quite shocking indeed

George Lopez:
I’ll steal this victory like your corpse, you wretched little scamp
Look at all your wives, your life’s been ladies and the tramp

Charlie Chaplin:
You look like Guillermo Rodriguez got a few inches taller
So take a step into my museum, hope you enjoy the “color”


WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *projector reel falls apart* BATTLE PARODIES

Written by: WoodenHornets, DeeNV, Investigateur

Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez

JustGamer as Scott the Woz
RaccoonBroVA as Nitro Rad 
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Gizmo, JustGamer, TheDangerStranger and JK03 
Chiseled by Tommy Salommy
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement + Additional instruments by Glitch
Cover art by M!CAH

Scott the Woz (0:13):
Hey all, Scott here and- aww shit, it's you again
The guy who makes up for the dent in his wallet by chasing YouTube trends 
It's true he tends to bash on Jimmy Neutron with his “Rad” takes
But he couldn't make his sub count take off even if he used AdSpace!
Serve a square in a rap like a Wendy’s Employee
Reviewing games nobody knows? Man, you bore me!
Your content’s shovelware I’d find on the Wii 
Viewers digging through garbage: Bubsy 3D
Oh please, those tweets are a pain to read through
Nobody loves you - I should call you the Wii U!
Push my buttons and you're taking Ls
Like you played Amiibo Festival, ring a bell?
You graduated film school and acquired a lot of debt for your loans 
I spent my dough better on piles of Chips Ahoy for a joke!
Parodied the Andre show (Oh!)
But your humour just lacked taste though (Oh!)
The second channel you own (Oh?)
That shit absolutely BLOWS! (OHH!)

Nitro Rad (0:54):
For a guy who hates Breath of the Wild, I thought you'd spit more bitter
Now I'm taking over this battle like it's your Twitter
Screaming over Chibi-Robo, no surprise you're the Nerd’s successor
But you can't really write so you’ll just border lines forever (Ayy!)
You're a wannabe sitcom, with no budget
So just like your little dumb beard, you should cut it (Oh!)
No one wants to watch a video ‘bout the box
If you're Wozniak, Scott, then I'm Steve Jobs!
It's a Bargain Bin Christmas, the way you litter your vids with
Shitty skits that are just witless; my guy, there's no way you'll win this
Cause I'm Nitro Rad! (Yeah!) Killing this YouTube game better than you have
Musically amateur with the crap you sang, go and ask Brady if I make a funnier short film than you can!
And you pack no beef, makes sense you hang with vegans
But it's not the first time that I'm leaving Mario players beaten! (Yeah!)

Scott the Woz (1:35):
Are my tastes just bad? Am I the one to blame?
Or is it that James’ vids are DUMB and LAME?
Got my skits to TV, there’s like nothing that I can’t do
Took over JonTron on Reddit, you can't even crush an Ant, Dude!
This Rayman fan couldn't hope to disarm me
Content so repetitive, like Wii’s iCarly!
You'd only get by selling out with shirts
While I support a good cause when I'm dishing out merch!
It's Awesome, Baby, how you keep striving to prove your worth
But the only time you'd break a leg is with the Madden curse!

Nitro Rad (2:03):
Sure, you landed on TV but don't forget how it all happened
Only managed to gain traction through the shoutouts that you salvaged
I'll go Zip Lash at a has-been showered in copies of Madden
Let me spit facts: this rap is just like Tinder, we're no match, bitch!
I'll be Fatally Framed for this beating I'm giving; I've been Breaking Boundaries while you're shilling Gex
Your panel is something I couldn't attend even if you stopped acting like a nervous wreck
Unlike your virginity, Scott, you’ve lost this battle (Oh!)
So go ahead and suck my floppy Fortnite dick, asshole!

Scott the Woz vs Nitro Rad. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. RaccoonBroVA & JustGamer)

Dr. Dee as Purple Guy
B-Lo as The Grey Man

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
THE PURPLE GUY
VERSUS
THE GREY MAN
BEGIN

Purple Guy:
1, 2, 3, 4; 5 kids on the floor
6, 7, 8, 9 games packed with chilling lore
Show you the door, give you some more
Straight to the core, blood and gore 
To put all the fright in the kids and adults
There’s only one name that can cause all this horror
It’s PG, killin’ 13, making this battle R
You look, 6, 10, 12, tell us what the fuck you even are
PG’s showing LSD who’s the greatest MC, fuck it
I’ll drop the A in FNAF, leave you Friday Night Funkin

Grey Man:
You brits have a thing for being awfully obnoxious
What will you do, use the scooper? just like your children you botched it
(Yeah you botched it) So knock it off, bitch. When Willy sees me he’ll fall
I gave birth to nightmares, you gave birth to a hentai doll
You can’t strike fear in me, I’ve got that Japanese made flow
Against the most uncaring purple father since Thanos (Oh snap)
I’ll phase through your robots, this time no suit will come in clutch
Nah, I haven’t seen a brit get pussied out this quickly since truss

Purple Guy:
You stand idly in the distance, what makes you think you’re fucking scary?
Fact is, what am I even doing here? This matchup makes me a bit wary
Think about it, I’m known for being the face of Fazbear’s scares
And I’m packed with shittons of lore, while this dude just kinda stands there
Stop your heart with a click.
See the face. of a criminal (iminal)
What the fuck’s even your shtick
That shit’s… really pitiful (itiful)
And what the fuck’s even that verse? I really don’t fucking care
Why the fuck am I still here?! I’m leaving!

Phone Guy:
Hello? Are you still there?

Grey Man:
Haha, now you’re stuck because you don’t know shit about me
You’ll be trapped in this rap battle nightmare for all eternity
So let’s dance, give the audience something to rant about
When you see me in the dreamscape you’ll just want to cry and shout
Wait- what is this? Where’d he go? Why am I rapping against a phone?
This is truly such a shame, it seems I've been left alone
I need an outing, I need a reason to stop this rhymin’
I’m gonna go hang with Lucy… in the Sky with Diamonds

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC…
*phone rings* Hello? Are you still there?
NO HE'S GONE
Oh, ok
....RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Purple Guy vs The Grey Man

Happy 10 Years of ERBParodies!

Mr. Jay as Cole Phelps
Nathan Provost as Vault Boy

Lyrics:
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
VAULT BOY
VS
COLE PHELPS
BEGIN

Cole Phelps:
Hello Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass
I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass
Your stupid little takedowns really make me wanna shout
I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout
You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face
You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away
My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, I'm from L.A. Noire
You look 6? 10? 12? Tell us how old you are
You're such a dumbass, you can reach through that window
To unlock the door, but instead you use a lock pick and a cord
Ouch, ouch, hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?
No holes in the boat, eat irradiated bread!
You let those stupid casino guys take your guns?
They probably heard about what you did to Megaton
You're a vilified villain, Imma take you in
Have you freakin' question by my partner Herschel Biggs

Vault Boy:
My name is Vault Boy and I am a Swift Learner
Your games are a little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar
That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess
I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying presence
I am called Lord Death, I'm a real lady killer
Maybe some intense training will help you swim through the sewers
I'm a rad child, you're just a stupid piece of shit
I solve cases on terminals cuz I'm a Computer Whiz
All my companions make everything easy
And guess what, none of them hate me
I gotta strong back, I carry all of my junk
It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk
Nuka Cola, Sarsaparilla, drinking Victory
Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree
I will smack you in the face with my paralyzing palm
Stop screaming at the suspects and please remain calm

Cole Phelps:
Listen here little boy, shall I Truth, Doubt or Lie?
You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise
Doing what I do makes me cha-ching
I know where things are when I hear *ding ding*

Vault Boy:
Oh please, you got washed out your ass
My currency is decent cause I have some bottle caps
I have Nerves of Steel, you made Roy Earl a deal
You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend, well guess what, I did, now go squeal

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps

Welcome to the fifteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… apparently the only connection is that they're alcoholics… today! It's the horse from Horsin' Around, BoJack Horseman! Standing-up against the monster from Moralton, Clay Puppington!

Lyrics:
BoJack Horseman:
Wait a minute, this isn't the bar? It's an introduction!
Get it? 'Cus it's true. Guess I'll fire this puppet
I'd tell you to stuff it but you're clay, Puppington
Consider rehab to clean up your shit… Clay Puppington 
Huh, I'm on my punny shit, get a shot glass and belt it!
Use it as fuel to get your son's ass and belt it
Or maybe don't, 'cus your self "image" can't sell it
While I get rich off my own portraits for shelvin'

Clay Puppington:
Orel! Why's there a horse person on my lawn, shoo!
That's not possible, that's not something that God's do
I'm lost; truthfully, I'd need a cross before I cross you!
Uh…wait, I think it's a guy in a costume…
Huh, crude. That you drink up a whooole bottle
When animals don't have souls to go full throttle
On benders, just swallowing their own problems 
You run out of hay? Then say bye to your close trauma
Ya see Horseman, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
With one appointment prison could've been avoided
But no, you boinked it. Remember the lost commandment!
"Thou shalt take accountability for all their damage"

BoJack Horseman:
What are YOU doing here? Oh shit, it's a rap battle
Thaaat's why your pants stood on after that babble
And I got baggage? Please, your pansy knees can't hold your baggy jeans
A different kinda praying the way Danielle Shaped your family.
Twice you'd get on your knees for a blonde turd
Now you and Shapey can bond over "our Father"
THAT'S Orel, I should be posting this
Your wife don't need coaching for you not to be her one and only
BIIITCH, you're a gross fruit, and Honey Dew is gross so;
Ask Blob, "honey, do you love me?" She don't though.
Go loathe in your study, associate punchin' with lovey-dovey
My dad was also an ass but we're related to them buddy!
Go suck a dick dumb-shit! *Bronx Cheer*
Take THAT dribble on the chin like your one kid.
He settled with Bloberta after she conned him
Didn't take a star to burn out your "lovin". (Haah.)

Clay Puppington:
Stinkin' dead end battle. I mean, why the long face?   
Cus you tried to ship yourself with a teenager one day?
But hey! With all that fornicating it's a habit!
Guess you can say horses are just… nature's rabbits.
Let's take the bandage off your pathetic past
No amount of alcohol is disinfecting that!
So I'll swig it, ahh, that's refreshing man
Diane ditched em! Can't cat-call to get her back
Ask Carolyn why'd she quit working on you
Didn't ask when Sarah Lynn quit twerking on you!
BoJacks heroine overdoses on his heroin!
Couldn't thread the needle; and now she's dead as sin!
You're a stupid piece of shit…choked like your chick
Blew your load. But, Herb wasn't minding it    
You pathetic bastard, look at ya. Set up to a joke
A horse walks into a bar and makes amends, nope, he croaks
Holly-Hawk couldn't watch her brother proudly
Trying the easy way out via smother, drowning
Being BoJack IS nature, your mom's hilarious 
Take the fucking shortcut. Secretariat a-bridged.

BoJack Horseman:
Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak.
And I still got better flow than this tortured poor thing
Killed your own mother with a bottle of ketchup 
Then dad bottles his emotions in hopes you would fess up
But you didn't, so you burrow
Shot your kid and didn't even get a churro
So curdle in your mommy kinks, stuck in your person
I could egg you on but, you're not even worth it.

-CAST-
BoJack Horseman: Arkham
Clay Puppington: Grey Julius

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Suffocate.mp3
Beat Produced by: 2Deep, Patrick Carney, and Dee
Mixed by: Danii


BoJack Horseman vs Clay Puppington - (Quick Diss) #15

The demo track I recorded for Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl.
Dated January 2023

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Eddie's Demo

Chaotic Rap Battles as Billy Butcher
Dr. Dee as The Punisher

Written by: WoodenHornets, MultiSuperVids, and Dr. Dee

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIEEEES
WILLIAM BUTCHER
VS
THE PUNISHERRRR
BEGIN

William Butcher:
Oi knucklefuck, in gun-nuts I don’t indulge
Step up you’ll get my crowbar to your spandex bulge
You're a little Disney damsel, all pampered and whiney
Fackin hell bitch, grow up, god dammit, blimey
We have satirical wisdom, our self awareness is hashtag lit
Think I care what you say man? Well I don’t give a Punishit
From the 2004 film to your series, your career has gone to shits
I don’t know what fucked you over more, Jigsaw or Netflix

The Punisher:
So these are The Boys? HA! More like The Croods! 
You’re weak, not strong, I’ll kick your ass dude
I’ll be Mr. Steal your Girl, think I give a fuck, sir?
Just like my name sake, you know I’m boutta punish her
Why call yourselves The Boys, I count one girl on your team
Do I sense bias here? Maybe a hint of misogyny?
I'll pistol whip your pisshole til it's like Termite in your meat
You'll put the die in diabolical when I CLEAN YOU OFF THE STREETS

William Butcher:
You’ve barely had any sex yet, you’re a nasty Marvel shart
Just mad that this little cunt hasn’t used his cum pound V card
Your legacy is a bunch of cops causing mayhem disaster
Say it with me now ya cheeky cunts

The Boys:
BLACK LIVES MATTER

William Butcher:
You’re a fairy prick plagiarist, ripping tricks from Executioner 
With an egg head resembling a mix of pricks like me and Lex Luthor
And to get outsmarted by a blind guy, you’re a real fucking wanker
Now, remember what I told ya. You’re no Punisher, you’re Marvel’s canker.

The Punisher:
Your little wife got sliced and this cunts all in a strife
Now Ryan wants you dying, that’s two Deep cuts in your life
I’m sensing basic hypocrisy spitting from this hairy bum
If you hate supes so much, why’d ya down the super serum?
I’ve sent shivers down heroes and villains’ spines, you ain’t shit
Leave you and your goonies drooling from my 12 inch… clip
Swear at the world all you want ‘bout how I'm a bastard maker of dead
But it didn't need to be my bullet painting your brothers bed red

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOU DECIDE
EPIC! Uh… OH N- *gets sprayed* (while dying) rap battle parodies……

Billy Butcher vs The Punisher

Light_IWNL as Freddy Fazbear
Matt Raichous as Bonnie the Bunny
garbageGothic as Chica the Chicken
Vladimyr P. as Foxy the Pirate

MetaMachine as Duck Guy
King Can Productions as Yellow Guy
MidgeCat as Red Guy
Eric the Audible as Sketchbook


WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S
AGAINST
DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED
BEGIN


Freddy Fazbear:
So I’ll step up to the Mic if you think I can’t pack a bite
But how do you get this idea when Fazbear will bring your Fright!?

Bonnie the Bunny:
I could win this Solo; dissing puppets and a hobo
Our Silver Eyes can see that these robots will bring your End-o

Chica the Chicken:
My screws are loose from you now I’m so glad ya took the night shift!
Celebrate Victory cuz your “grotesque work” was lousier than Mike Schmidt’s!

Foxy the Pirate:
Y-Y-YAR! I’m cunning, my design’s stunning while you three are on the fritz
I’m running properly whilst you’re underdeveloped like a kid!

Freddy Fazbear:
We’re Robin’ victories like souls and we’ll forever take the gold

Foxy the Pirate:
Don’t underestimate me, matey or you’ll be hooked in Pirate’s Cove!

Chica the Chicken:
bet you’re shocked we’ll leave you dropped because your show was such a flop!

Bonnie the Bunny:
You couldn’t ever drop the bass and a win? You couldn’t Cop.


Duck Guy:
Eh, Pesky Bees, stop the noise, 

Yellow Guy:
it’s not my birthday

Red Guy:
They’re just little kids trapped in bots who think that they’re on broadway
Turn the Paige for a new chapter.. but your defeat’s still in the book

Yellow Guy:
Their games are like the color green.. Ain’t that right Sketchbook? (Paige): Yeah!

Yellow Guy:
Matpat was right, 

Duck Guy:
you improvise your games, 

Red Guy:
with no real story.
Click onto our episodes if you want this to get gory

Duck Guy:
Your Help is never Wanted, though it seems something is wrong

Yellow Guy:
Weren’t they supposed to get a movie? Guess that didn’t last long. 
Cuz your games are fading; and you’re no longer the trending fad
But it seems you all AR(e) micro-soft, quite unlike my dad

Duck Guy:
I couldn’t compute why they meddled with us, as they are not on par with the win we settled

Red Guy:
So I wonder what will happen when we scrap these hunks of metal.


Chica the Chicken:
Let’s beat ‘em and Eat ‘em up! But I guess not enough is on the plate!

Foxy the Pirate:
You couldn’t ever be the flashlight that be making Foxy P-Irate

Bonnie the Bunny:
So just quit clownin’ around; your gimmicks’ cheaper than our salary

Freddy Fazbear:
And these kids will go missing when they glitch out of reality

Bonnie the Bunny:
For your belated murder

Foxy the Pirate:
There’s a P-Party Inside.

Freddy Fazbear:
Where Freddy Files you a pink slip

Chica the Chicken:
then we’ll fine dine and you’ll die!

Freddy Fazbear:
You weren’t ready for Freddy

ALL:
and Friends to shred ya’ to confetti

Freddy Fazbear:
But Your friends are not forever cuz I’ll eat them like spaghetti


Yellow Guy:
That verse seemed a little rustic so go drown yourself in Oil

Red Guy:
Seems you spat too little heat but still managed to burn your coils?

Duck Guy:
You’re running out of timmee!-

Red Guy:
Uh.. too bad your programs couldn’t think of more creative rhymes

Duck Guy:
Your victory is just a theory; your game’s overdone and dreary

Yellow Guy:
The bird eats the worms 

Duck Guy:
more like the wannabe Chuck E
Who spat Cheesy like their Pizza’s 

Red Guy:
boost them out the booth, 

Yellow Guy:
It's game over!

Red Guy:
And now I’m pulling the plug because their mommies need closure


WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE


Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Beatg33kz
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad
FNAF Cover Art Renders by EddieFRB

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