Writing: Fightmarker
Additional Help: Rabi, and Commander Jacob
Beat by Marco Vitali and Brian Delaney
Fightmarker as Blue Beetle
Jacob G. as Spider-Man
Mixed by Fightmarker
TN Made by Fightmarker
Art by Nooby

Spider-Man
Swinging into action, Neighborhood protector stops more evil 
I’ll do another thing a Spider can and chomp away at a Beetle 
I got a symbiote well you sure aren’t leaving me in suspense  
For I think you got the wrong guy, you ain’t triggering my Spidey-Sense 
Stake’s intense! There’s no defense! against Spidey’s webs!
With those Rebirths and bad events; that’s an Infinite Crisis
That suit is dangerous, even around your friends you’re too lethal
So I'll make you like your color scheme: Black and Blue Beetle
I'm a Spectacular Marvel; this crime fighting Avenger isn't frightened 
When faced with The Tick's sidekick who wasn't good enough for the Titans
So It's not a Shocker that this fire Spider bites although
Won’t be the first time you’re in the shadow of a better bugged hero

Blue Beetle
Huh out of all the infinite Spider-Verses you could’ve spit
You chose the one that does you worse than your musical did
Your cheating ass is left alone, each one of your novias screwed off 
Well it seems despite my armor, you’re the one with blue balls
Scrab tells me you're a menace and not only to your town 
But also Disney and Sony playing with the rights of this clown
They say you're a genius but after seeing this, that's all cap
No wonder you're a Spider; you pulled those lyrics out your ass 
Ha!
Bold Bastard Besting Beetle? The most Amazing quip you ever told 
Fitting that this Sliver Aged Hero isn’t closest to the Gold
Pipsqueak, dissing DC? Well, Parker if I’m understood 
Black Cat hits on teenagers; I don’t feel so good *throws up*


Spider-Man
You’re kinda new to this stuff huh? Here’s a veretan’s piece of mind 
Your punchlines are too cheesy; looks like it’s Pizza Time
You claim to be about your family but you’re a disappointment to your own father
You're like me but worse; did you come from the Clone Saga?

Blue Beetle
Nah, nah, nah let's not forget who a couple years ago was on their deathbed
Relevant now for YTPs and memes; seems you really are a Web-Head
They try to make you out an good hero but not even your writers can
When one of your worst villains was the Superior Spider-Man

Spider-Man
You fail to meet my expectations I’m applauded, coward 
Though then again I'm a Wallcrawler; you're more wallflower
Don’t worry you’re safe from your family getting swarmed in by enemies 
‘Cuz dude you're already unknown; no need for a secret identity 
You must be going through another brainwash to think you’re this brutal 
I’ll snapshot the mug of Kord’s lame pupil for a spot on the Daily Bugle 
Almost let those heroes get killed from the flame of Firestorm’s hostility 
Nice going buddy, so much for great responsibility

Blue Beetle
This moody love sick puta couldn’t save an old lady
I’ve seen better third entries with you in them from Sam Raimi
Used to octopus maniacs and goblins but what you’re against lately
is tanking prices of stock markets dropping harder than Gwen Stacy
This is your end; no more stories the studios can have adapted 
Spidey sense?; doesn’t matter when your face is already planted
Like all your friends; leave your family mourning above your casket 
Like Uncle Ben; you’ve caving under the fatal shots that I’ve blasted

Spider-Man vs Blue Beetle. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Oh yeah, it's about to get cheesy. 
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Written By: Eric The Audible
Beat Produced By: Anywaywell
Mixed By: Nathan Provost

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CAST:
Nathan Provost - Chester Cheetah
Fightmarker - Chuck E. Cheese

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Chester Cheetah:
Be honest with me, are we playing or not?
Chester vs this pest then I’ll be flaming him hot
Been redesigned so many times, where does your rattyness stop?
1993 or when you tried to lie ‘bout your stocks?

Check it - Chuck E. Cheese is Child’s play, I’ve got the speed to leave ‘em miles away
Cutting checks in hopes to get more cheddar but you ain’t no Chia Pet competitor - grown past your best days
Your charm’s as cheesy as my chips *crunch* checkmate

The show is over, for the showbiz owner
Sorry, kids hate your robot band of souless posers
And your only dish was made of gross leftovers?
You should Ask Pasqually if he’s got dough left over. 

I’m a cold dude, straight up murder your cast
My life’s a commercial - been securing the bags
I would hit you with another tight punchline
But I’ve run empty like my products in a lunchline

Chuck E. Cheese:
You must be huffing cheeto dust to think that type of heat confronts
Any member of the make believe band, man
So settle down and eat your puffs Imma leave you seething cause
This verse will knock off your whole brand, man

Yeah, I’ve got a lot of redesigns please take your pick:
Skater, rockstar, or showman, I still would have the most drip
I see your sneakers and chuckle ‘bout how you lay down all day
Take my advice, as I say, you should get active and play (hey)

Where a kid can be a kid, that’s the place I can vibe to 
Your snacklines are where a kid can get Type 2
What kinda market were you hopin’ to rope in?
The only players of your games go too hard on the tokin’

If this mascot wants to do favors for the masses and help
He could do like half his pointless flavors and rot on the shelf
I’m sure scared, cheetah, but not because you’ll eat me
Taking you in this battle was dangerously easy

Chester Cheetah:
If that verse was your best offer, you should stick to scaring toddlers
Or clenching for any hint of relevance by yelping poggers
With your talk about kids, you’d only ball as a skeeze
Tell your fat purple friend that he can munch all of deez

I’m a force to be reckoned with, take a stamp for protection when 
The hip kitty gets gritty, I make parents protest again
Let this be the testament, if you ever mess with me
Papa Chester will add your ass to my baked recipe


Chuck E. Cheese:
Since the 70s you’ve been rocking the same way
I like to shake the place up, get a changed pace
Life is just like hoops: stay in your dang lane
Cause when you drop the mic you lose - crane game

Bringing rhymes it’s pizza time, but I’ll never be getting topped
Cold bars hitting different like some dippin dots
Honestly I wish we’d stop and simply kick it and laugh
But then you gave yourself a ticket just to be put on blast

Central Rap Battles: Chester Cheetah vs. Chuck E. Cheese

Welcome to the four hundred and twentieth installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two FNAF fan games today! (go fucking figure) the yolked up "chaos God of death" himself, Flumpty! Up against, our favourite debaucherous bear… and fuckboy (albeit a virgin) himself, Freddy Fuckboy!

Lyrics:

Flumpty:
Hi, I'm Flumpty, im an egg, your night of debaucheries upon you creep
A cocky, sleazy, RPG! That pizza should've went soft with cheese
You're a novelty, i'm an anomaly, another dark lord you'd give all praise to
Transcend time and space but scuffed plots are something I'm not untaint to

Fuckboy:
I fucking hate you. Are you ready for Freddy? Shit-ass games blew, just like the confetti
That went and slayed you, HAM, SPAM, and SALAMI, 6 and your name poofed, RAN FAST AND THEN BODIED
That cast of "friends", then tell my wrongs, your enragements mild
Your creator went "inhale my dong engagement child"
Fan-base has split, folded like omelets, so what Blammed first?
Chicas hot bird ass, the egg, or your crunk fan-verse?
Attacked first? Engage the Flumpty motherfucker
Half-assed verse, pavements Bumpty for a plunder
Can't put you back together, like that One Week shows
The wall you sat on couldn't compare to what keeps Chrome
Pedo, and attached to a long joke gone rouge
"Means to an end" then Scott Cawth you one hope 
And your last game was, uhh, passed as Flumpty's "new hit"
But if you ask me bruh, that was fucking stupid.
Float away from this battle, your crazy game lies in inputs
I'll blaze you like assholes, take Cranky's Advice and git gud
New Dork, new ports, FUCKING LICENSED MERCHANDISE
Who sourced your course? no. Make like your merchant and die.
But what eggs you on? You're stuck in penance, sequels missed
You dumb bitch I won, I fucking did it eat my shit.

Flumpty:
Myyyy tuuurrn. But your turn based combat is half baked
I hurt. Yiffing your dicks, party best have cakes
I sure, don't need a blunt or some dumb hat saved
To grind yourrrr, robotic carcass to match paste.
How's that for a Final Mix, your clout matches your child's pace tho
Why don't you chow on this, this Clown facet came out of a-holes
What's with allowing this? Without dank memes your parts foil
Amount to shit. YOUR FUCKING FACE IS GONE, Hard Boiled.
Grab a Dragon Dildo, smack you, simple, cuz I felt like it
I amassed the end of the Goddamn world with a meteorite 
Did that not Rhyme on the mic or can you tell I kid?
Killed a-billion times, you're an Eyesaur, I'm meatier, right?
Your teams beat in this fight, so try to flee or then die
Because i'm mean when I'm fried, don't bite at me or I'll fight
Scream, and reap out your eyes. See, to me you're a prize
Another fiend to help my best friends shriek and their mine
Your fragile masculinity, the only damn humility 
This "man" has ever seen, you haven't "shat" on anything
A girls bathroom? You're never clean, tell that you coiled it.
This mammal parody. Better? Please... fell in the toilet.

Fuckboy:
I'm going to punch the fuck out of this egg 'til it shuts up
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Ok this isn't working, I'll finish this verse, sugma.
Insufferable piece of garbage. Flumpty and co. fucked up...

-CAST-
Flumpty: KingMewtwo
Freddy Fuckboy: Himself

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCon
Written by: JaCon

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Shockwave.mp3

Beat Produced by: Tristan
Mixed by: jort

Thanks for listening to the "final" "Quick Diss" and remember kids, git gud.

Flumpty Bumpty vs Freddy Fuckboy - (Quick Diss) #420

Originally uploaded: October 31, 2021

VinnyO as Cartoon Cat
MetaMachine as Felix The Cat
Written by Michael Stark, Mason Gates, and Serena
Produced by Anywaywell
Mixed by Serena

Cartoon Cat:
Time for a round of cat and mouse… but wait, you’re not Mickey
Oh it’s the iconic Felix, eh? Finding info’s gonna be tricky
This kitten’s stuck in a rap tree, but no fret, I’m on my way, crawling-
Up and up to gut this folly, leaving this feline falling
Cartoon Cat’s raps are incredibly cruel, when Felix is just an incredible tool
You’re not even credible, fool, to me you’re just some more edible food
You can’t measure up to Disney or Fleisher, you lack the magic twinkle
With relevance that Rocky, that’s what I call Bullwinkle

Felix the Cat:
Are you kitten me right meow? Cartoon cat goin’ against me? Well then-
The oldies are coming back, but sorry pal, you’re not one of em!
This generic shtick from the Villains Wiki is tryna threaten me with a fight-eo
Your popularity may have left, but on the track I’m always right-eo!
You know you're screwed when I'm munchin down on this cat food
Half your backstory’s redacted so it’d make sense to just redact you!
I’ve worked alongside Chaplin! You’re just a reattempt to be trendy who’s-
Magic Bag of Inspiration must’ve given him Bendy too

Cartoon Cat :
You can whistle and walk all that you want, I’ll take it all and still be grinning
You became a symbol for the navy? No wonder you’re sinking

Felix the Cat:
Took your kill methods from Slendy, your artstyle from Cuphead
And your story from the SCP foundation? Golly, ‘nuff said!

Cartoon Cat:
Is that all you got?

Cartoon Cat:
CARTOON CAT SPITS ALL THE FLAMES ON THE TRACK
AND THEN NO ONE WILL FIND ALL YOUR BLOODY REMAINS (AYY)
LUCKY FOR ME I’LL BE ABLE
TO BURY YOUR SHORT ASS 1 FOOT IN THE GRAVE (AHH)
COULDN’T SIT THROUGH ALL YOUR SHOWS
ALL OF YOUR SHIT IS JUST STUPID, IT’S BASIC IT’S LAME (HEY)
YOU’RE RAP BATTLING ME, EXPECT ME TO BE TAME?
GO BACK INTO THE SLOW LANE, WORM BRAIN (HUH?)
After I’m done with you here, nobody would DARE come after me
This pussy’s getting clawed to death, well ain’t that a cat-astrophe?
As I slash and dash this kitty, they’ll have to censor scenes so violent
When I take you back, and leave you how you started: silent

Felix The Cat Vs Cartoon Cat. Rap Battle Arena Bonus Battle. (feat. VinnyO and MetaMachine)

ENNWAY! as The Slender Man
Vladimyr P. as SCP-173

The Slender Man:
I can’t believe they put a shmuck in the stone age to face this
My Arrival will be brutal if you think you can resist
Dressed with the slickest outfit- you’re just a game design gimmick
While I’m already primed and ready to rid 91 of inanimate mimics (HA)
The stakes are high, go find my pages; brace to die
Haters break in Slender’s Wake so go back to your place and cry
When I’m a bit further away then you can try hard to escape
But your status is as good as static cuz your bars are half-baked

SCP-173:
I thought I was the statue but that flow was dried out
But why bother trying to spit when you don't even have a mouth?
Fuck the D class, your rapping's worth an F, when I am generous
I roll with well made anomalies, your fanbase are degenerates!
I raise hairs on people's heads, because they know their neck is fucked
While you've got people raising voices thinking their machine's defunct!
You cause death upon sight? I guess your movie fits a little then
But I leave belittled kid's tales brittle, right down to their bitter end

The Slender Man:
Try that mouth line again, and since you're talking out your ass-
When I'm done with you there'll be a second time you've bit the grass
Spitting slendersick, so you could only win by proxy
And even as a statue, you lack stone-cold bars to rock beats
Teleport into your cell simply to leave this Peanut cracked
Although your lyrics are such trash it’s barely worth it to [REDACT]
Not even worth a Euclid class, photosensitive to bars
That make it clear that you’re forever stuck exactly where you are!

SCP-173:
You tried to snap back with wack raps, but flinched and broke your lines
So now I’m spitting with such illness; call me 049
Got the bars inside the chamber; you’re shooting blank like your face is
No matter what the case is you’ll be trapped in my containment
You’ll be seen cut in this cutscene no static screen could rattle me
Tried to battle me but it’s so obscene that you’re a Grosse Mann grooming pre-teens
You’re poorly proportionate with the purpose left unknown
For your childish games, so BEN’s not the only thing you’ve blown.

Written and Mixed by Vlad and ENNWAY!
Beat Produced by Dansonn
Cover Art Made by Vlad

The Slender Man vs SCP-173. Sinister Rap Battles

VIDEO LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcm-F4OZEXs

That's right. After four years. A brand new episode. 

SkeepTieel as Frank Lloyd Wright
Mr. Jay as Ninja

Frank Lloyd Wright (0:11)
I’m the ultimate architect, cranked 90s since i was born
When you get eliminated, it sounds like gay porn
The name’s Frank Lloyd Wright, (THAT’S RIGHT) best builder in the sea
I’ve designed cool buildings that will stand for eternity
Now I’ll admit, Fortnite skins can be pretty hot
Like Meowskulls and Chun-Li and Ageless, oh gosh
I like to make them twerk off in the pre-game lobby
Then i turn the game off because I have better hobbies (yeah)
I’m a lyrical miracle that is spiritual
You’re a satirical individual criminal
You can’t take the heat and you can’t play the game
You should take a break, Ninja or you’ll go insane

Ninja (0:40)
You talk about your buildings like they’re oh so grand
But can they withstand my epic boogie bomb dance?
You may have built a museum but I’m a legend on stream
My rhymes hit like a rocket from my Fortnite team (YEAH)
I’m a legend on Twitch, you’re just a beggin con bitch
I’ll threaten you while I’m Rick, and break your neck and your clit
I don’t give a fuck if you built people a shackp
Cause your building is atrocious and you need more fucking mats]0
I’ll throw a junk rift at your house, make that shit fucking explode
Yeah I’m loyal to my wife, I don’t play around with hoes
You think your little Fallwater house windows are badass?
I set up a bunch of traps in my house such as gas

Frank Lloyd Wright (1:10)
Listen here, little boy, shall I truth doubt or lie?
You entered Anvil Square with a bullet surprise
Don’t crank up to me, I’ll kick in your Shifty Shaft
And boom headshot on your girl’s face, it’ll be a blast
You’re a Lazy (Lagoon) (HA!) and your temper is a bomb
You’re also by yourself all day giving yourself Moisty Palms
Your funny little dance game is just filled with toxic maggots
I’d invite you to my buildings, but I don’t allow faggots.

Ninja
*beat stops*
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?
You talk about my temper, but what about you?
You may be an architect, but your whole life’s a zoo
You got married twice, had affairs with some whores
Your life’s such a fucking mess, they should call it Chapter 4 
I’ll shockwave to your house and jump on inside
Edit your wife’s vagina and pump shot with pride
Yeah I rocked that whore’s chug jugs and busted your old face
I shall dance on your grave now, good day, says the trollface

Ninja vs Frank Lloyd Wright - Epic Rap Batles - feat. SkeepTieel

Ritual Creepypasta Royale!

CAST:
SuperThingsOnCups - One Man Hide and Seek Player
Y.D.Geon - Three Kings Player
JMB - Bath Game Player
Mr. Maplesyrup - Raven Man Player
Freshy Kanal - Midnight Game Player

LYRICS:
One Man Hide and Seek:
Tag! You're it! Try your hardest to find me now
Got more flow than salt water, leaving you crying out loud
Once I'm through with you, the tagged plushies is what you'll be like
Where I take out all of your guts and replace it with rice
My staticy raps are attacking this king, you don't compare to the fear that I bring
Don't even dare try to win this game, or I'll shove my scissors inside your brain
Releasing the spirits of the dead, something your ritual should learn
I win, I win, I win, and now it's your time to burn!

Three Kings:
Welcome to the Shadowside, where you'll meet your demise
Stick to your own child’s game, where you run and you hide
Releasing the death? Bitch, I’m the one who’ll rule you
Now take a seat, ‘cause you’re nothing but a fool, dude
You can mirror me, but reflecting on my deeds will have you go nuts
I think Dr. Frankenstein should have his lips sewed shut
When it’s 11 pm, you know what exactly is going down
So as I sit on my throne, I’ll be taking the winning crown!

Bath Game:
Not your average red and green light, here we’ve got a twist
Keep your eyes closed the whole time, or else your soul shall be missed!
Be careful and you get to catch a glimpse of black hair, see?
I must ask you, why did you feel the need to battle me?
Teishi! Stay back, don’t want to let you rap a lot
Get an eye gouged out, as you fall just like Daruma-San
Leave you washed out with soap, it wasn’t much effort to beat ya
Time for me to end this game by cutting you loose, kitta!

The Raven Man:
On this dark night, I call on the Raven Man to appear
I want to feel his energy, so my point can be more clear
What point, do you ask? Well sit back for a sec, please keep your mouth shut
And let my ritual verse commence as my knife begins to make a cut
I’ll keep telling you, he’s here, he’s near, he will grant my request tonight
For the flame is my beacon, the blood is my sacrifice
No amount of salt I use can cover up your attitude
Snuff the candle on you all, claiming you have the best ritual is just rude

Midnight Game:
Knock knock, wake up, it’s midnight, don’t get too frightened
We shall let the game begin, so grab a candle and light it
Winning’s a hallucination, stop thinking you have so much power
When you’re so pathetic, you wouldn’t last less than an hour
You claim Birdman can answer anything? Yet you know nothing
These rituals are just as bland as the rice replacing doll stuffing
It has slipped away, your fate is out of your hands
Now leave, it's the only way to avoid the Midnight Man…

One Man Hide & Seek vs Three Kings. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 24.

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

Fuck it, new audio (Happy Halloween!)

Matthew Thomas as Wii Are Twisted
Vladimyr P. as AzuraiTemcev
Juliauna R. as Cass

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
CONSOLE ME
VERSUS
WII ARE TWISTED
BEGIN!

Wii are Twisted:
Alright readers, what you will be reading today
I think it’s time to teach a new way to play: the hard way
Unplug that text-to-speech box, lob it to attack hard
That brick’ll surely leave a mark: Red Ring of wack bars
I’ll be tossing out raps, with lack of Safety Straps
It’s pretty sad you made a girlfriend out of bargain bin scrap
I’ve seen less of brats choking in these Twisted games 
In the end, it’ll be MY voice driving you insane!

AzuraiTemcev:
I guess Link’s slashes aren’t all that provokes screams
Your sluggish lines are more slow than a hacked control scheme
Raze you faster than BlazBlue, that I’m dead-set
Enough from me, have some words from the girl in the headset
Cass:
The name’s Cass, trapped inside this virtual toy
Cheats won’t be needed to one-shot unstable employees
Borderlands is squat next to what you’ll be put through
AzuraiTemcev & Cass:
Wii are Rap Slayers. Wii are Winners. NOT You Too.

Wii are Twisted:
Hearing this tired same story’s inspired my life a new era
Your shit “peril” is doing less scaring than a disk error
My head is throbbing from this game crap, I’ll have a lay down later
When I’m from this nerd and Overly Attached Game Player

AzuraiTemcev:
Thanks for altering the game, victory is now mine!
Not surprised you’re aching, frankly you lost your damn mind!
But, I can’t shake this odd feeling, my consciousness is losing
What’s going on? Cass...what are you doing?

Cass:
A double cross was forthcoming when my plan was complete
You’ve been drilling on my patience, and now it’s time to Unleash
You losers won’t be missing much with the lives you were living with
Ain’t talking Elder Scrolls when I say you’ll like Oblivion
I’ll be Disposing of Garbage like this boy’s Sonic toys
Design for SEGA? Honestly, you’re better off unemployed
Console-t Me, for data in this plain world of white
This will be your new lives, no use fighting, Azurai
We Pay this prison Forward, best say your farewells
As I tear you from this world, leaving two fleshy shells
Some Ordinary Gamers lost their lives with their wits
BEGINNING TRANSITION OF TWO KIDS INTO SUBJECTS 5 AND 6

Written by: MultiSuperVids
Beat by: Audio Network

Console Me vs Wii Are Twisted. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta.

yes the connection is cocky and overly arrogant arch rivals of major characters that are also carbon copies of their counterparts hhadfhgad

ive wanted to use squilliam for the longest time and this matchup popped into my head and i thought it was the funniest thing so i decided to make it a battle hello

is this a shitpost? you decide!!!!! ;)


Kamren as Scrappy-Doo
Alex as Squilliam Fancyson

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
Written & Mixed by Alex

Squilliam Fancyson:
Oh my, why would I be called on for such a verbal bout?
Don’t NEED my pounds of wealth to help attack him
Skipping pleasantries, I’ll steal the catchphrase out your mouth 'fore you can HAVE it---
Lemme At ‘Em! (heh, heh, heh, heh.)
Jousting around with a knock-off, I’m an icon of high caliber
A high tier-battler leaving 50% legacies shattered
I pile in stacks, kinda hot shit, rolling in hot checks
‘Gainst a poor puppy dog with Napoleon Complex!


Scrappy-Doo:
Lookie, Scoob! 
Squilliam has his “Fancy” Tentacles in a bunch
Rollin’ up the seven deadly sins all into one
The lengths you go to make a point? Disgusting, misleading
Be glad your college is fake! You’re nowhere CLOSE to prestigious!
And those fashion statements, what gives?! Agh, here’s a tip!
Shave that caterpillar on your head...or drop it down above your lip!
You’re a fraud, a mock; the only ‘geek’ in your nonexistent band
Hiring fake friends with your pounds of cash
This Octo-puss needs a helping hand
‘Cause he’s the textbook definition of an antithesis
Yet it’s easy to to see why your friendless and Squidward isn’t
‘Cause Dough just don’t buy no happiness, William
If you can’t take critical words, don’t give ‘em

Squilliam Fancyson:
If you’re the ratings savior, the bar’s set a bit low
If a Mini-me rolled up trying to save a whole show
A Hanna-Barberic attempt at a villainous presence
Take a lesson from the best: EARN being respected
Go on biting my ankles, I’m used to plebes groveling at my feet
Dangle scooby snacks in front of your face
Make a Dane kiss my rings
You’re trash. And believe me, I pick up littering
You’ll be shouting ‘uncle’, 
and yes, I mean that literally.

Scrappy-Doo:
My Puppy Power’s unaffected by narcissists
Who use social status as a bargaining chip; never reaching armistice
A habitual liar going histrionic when he dares
Newsflash! Ab-so-lute-ly no one CARES!
Your plans’ll be foiled again and you’ll be in shambles
I’m not SURPRISED you own a casino; battlin’ me was a gamble!
So take your cheap suit, crooked grin and hike it
Maybe keep your loss like all you brag about, heheh.... PRIVATE.

Squilliam Fancyson vs. Scrappy-Doo // Alex's Rap Battles #10

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