(Sorry for nervious rapping, this was made December 21, 2013)
The main characters of my fan made series, Obie's Toilet Adventure, Obie and Sonic from Sega battle to see who's the best star in my private series. But they're not alone... Which OTA Character will come on top?

Lyrics:

Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Obie
vs.
Sonic
Begin!

Sonic:
Here I come you little twit, it's Sonic here to fight.
And I have come armed, so feel the wrath in the night.
It's is such a twist to see that you are the bad guy.
You've never seen the sun and never seen sky.
The OTA series may be around you.
But I'm the one who started this whole mess, I thought you knew.
You may keep it clean and I could be annoy-et.
But this series started 'cause you got flushed down the toilet.

Obie:
Look who's on the scene ready to bring the heat.
And I'm about to throw some mean raps, so sit down in your seat.
The whole world of OTA always looks up to me.
It is true even though I am under three feet.
I get honored ever time we defeated Sigma.
They don't even notice you, not even from my ma.
So it's time for you to die, and there's no trade backs.
Now get on the floor and cut come slack.

Sonic:
Me slack? I have covers of heart gold courage.
You couldn't even get gold hearts you unexciting pourage.
My life is such golry that you'll never stay alive.
You should of stay on Obie's Guide on How to Survive.
I am as cold as Articuno, because my wings freeze within.
I'm like a Dragonite, because I soar the skies out and in.
This friendship shouldn't of started stick to Rio you bugger.
My own image in the end that you won't cost a shrugger.

Obie:
Now I'm getting mad, and this battle has begun.
By the end of this you wouldn't have any fun.
The birth of Tails Jr. was way better than meeting you.
It's the truth and reality that you never done knew.
Obie's Toilet Adventure is gonna kick you out.
And if Amy is your girlfriend, I don't give her a shout.
The battle isn't over 'til the fat hedgehog croaks.
So I'll cover your face in illegal smoke.

Axl:
Mavork Hunter Axl here and no one will take me down.
So I'm gonna beat you both, and take you right downtown.
I can see though all you tricks, you can't beat me.
Now allow me to tell you why you suck at rapping.
Sonic, you're wrong-nic, you missed the ball in the hole.
My brain is as big as my body that the Old Man stole.
And Obie, flush yourself again, no one wants you around.
You first wheel was square while mine was pure round.
Neither of you can touch these full found raps.
It's about time for you to take losing laps.
And no one will stop me, yes no one will top me.
This ending has come and is not even exciting.

Super Eeyore:
I'm ready for you now!
Here come's Super Eeyore, I'm a hero at heart.
And I'm gonna send you all the way to the start.
All three of you can't stop my master raps.
You ryhmes you chose are piles of crap.
When Sigma's at the upper hand, I'll always burst in to win.
My master skills mean that I'm a hero, not a sin.
So why not get some water your throats look very sore.
So it's time to feel the wrath of Super Eeyore.

Luigi:
Oh come on you four rap like little girls.
The sewers isn't room for all five whirls.
So I'll be the one who stays when this is done.
I was forced down but it seems like lots of fun.
I raised a Baby Yoshi you can call me Mama Luigi.
I'm the master of rap and I'm coming from the sea.
You think you can win this rap battle with flashbacks.
I'm gonna chomp all up for my victory snack.

Mario:
Alright it's a me Mario on the scene.
Of the scene of a rap, it's time for you to scream.
Obie, you an a$$ and your rapping sucks balls.
Sonic, stop the presses 'cause this time I'll flush you and all.
Axl, you just call yourself the king of rapping.
Super Eeyore, rapping isn't for old folk just to sing.
Luigi, my brother you can't rap as well as me.
Mario's gonna win so don't look at me!

Knuckles:
You lied to me Mario, you say you're gonna win.
You all I see of you is a lazy a$$ sin.
You six are only just sorry excuses for rappers.
You ratter deem yourself as lazy little nappers.
I'm a ninja who debut in the second.
You guys were only winning for a second.
No one else will arrive, this is the final stretch.
You better end this now and sit down on this bench.

Tails Jr.:
Alright there you so called rappers I'm about to let loose.
By the end of my verse, I'll be sure you cooked your goose.
Very long ago, this piece of crap started.
Over half if it, I was involved.
I am Tails Jr., debut in number 5.
If you don't believe me, I will burry you alive.
I will prove my worth to you like I did with Major Bear.
Think your gonna win? Well... I DON'T CARE!

X:
I'll give you something to care about Tails Jr., I will win this day.
Even Axl won't beat me, that's what I have to say.
I met you in the sewers about 27 years ago.
Shut the hell up and go with the flow.
I beated Chill Penguin, so I'm sure to beat you eight.
This is you end, though that isn't great.
All the way to loser's town you morons will go.
Because your rapping suck more than Baby Treelo.

Treelo:
What did you say? (What did you say?)
I am Treelo man, I come from Knuckles side.
If you come to surf, you have to pass my tide.
My heart of gold is a gift in myself.
Never jump it to me, note to self.
Knuckles is a great leader, and I listen well.
To find out what your up to and the end won't be well.
You think I wouldn't get that far...
myself. Guess again I'll put you behind prison bars.

Old Man:
What's the big deal with you, all you do is rap so bad.
I'm an rapping old man beating me is so sad.
My king is just as strong as my pawn.
How many time do I have to say it, GET OFF MY LAWN!
I took Axl's body, now I'm bad to the bones.
Now they won't hurt with sticks and stones.
I was revived in hell and that was a great day, ma.
Prepared to die (coughs) by the raps of Sigma.

Sigma:
Mah ha ha ha ha ha!
Now I've arrived, to end this whole mess.
 I am so really evil, I'll kill you and mess is a distress.
Obie, give up. You're raps are really bad.
Sonic, what's the matter? No need to be sad.
Axl, shut up your rap need fixing.
Super Eeyore, You know you'll never be king.
Luigi, you on the final lap. I don't give a crap!
Mario, suicide is better for you than a map.
Knuckles, you got KO'd, you don't know what to say-o.
Tails Jr. who won't win, I'm so sorry-o.
X, you should destroyed if it's the last thing I ever do.
Treelo, you will die and as well as Treelo 2.
Old Man, if you can. Jump into a map.
My name is Sigma and I'm the master of rap!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Obie

Obie, Tails Jr. and the Old Man are characters I made up in this series. Obie is a living hand, Tails Jr. looks like Classic Tails and is Tails' son and the Old Man looks like any old man but is evil. The others can be easy to think of.
Hint for Next Battle: Creepypasta Royale (Mouse vs. Doll and more)

Obie vs Sonic. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 1

I cannot thank you enough for that love in my first rap battle. Also this is really creepy.

Creeypastas Tails Doll and Suicidemouse.avi rap against each other to see who's the creepiest, But, are they alone?

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Tails Doll
vs.
Suicidemouse.avi
Begin!

Suicidemouse.avi:
Hi there Tails Doll, it's me Suicidemouse.
I'm gonna kick out of my creepy clubhouse.
I'm the true mouse of horror, not that Rap Rat.
Only you can't see that I'm better then you at that.
I'm the scariest creepypasta compared to you.
You're not even evil, a girl racoon can tain you.
You're only more scary in Tails' Nightmare.
Go ahead and attack, that I dare.

Tails Doll:
You chose to face the king of death, so come on and hit me.
All I'll do is molest you and haunt you in your dreams.
Your creepypasta only has you walking to the right.
So try to beat the true terror of fright.
You suck more than Sonic R, the game I debut.
I was left out of history 'cause SEGA too scared to make me continue.
You just a mouse and I'm a killer doll who'll win.
You never even had the chance since this battle begin.

Suicidemouse.avi:
No body cares for Tails Doll anyway.
You and Sonic.exe are obviously gay.
I gave heart attacks due to my music I give.
I can take the sunshine and you'll death is what I'll give.
I have my own game it is as creepy as me.
I'm way darker then you by about x3.
You can never beat the real Tails, why even bother.
I'll win this battle, and you lost another.

Tails Doll:
I go after you like a unexpected murder.
Splatter your blood all over, I'll leave in a blur.
No body know who you are, I'm the one they fear now.
I'll float in the air, making you feel bad, how...
"Can You Feel The Sunshine" when I cut you're body in half.
You'll really be called suicide, You'll be in half.
I'm just as scary as Chucky, but only 4 times the fear.
You need to walk anywhere near.

Sonic.exe:
You two ready for Round 2, take a peak.
Time to play a little game of Hide and Seek.
I'm the king of the Creepypastas, Tails Doll must be jealous.
And go commit suicide again Mickey, you must.
If I can murdered Tails, Knuckles and Eggman, this will be easy.
Suicidemouse's victory will be anything but breezy.
You guys have to many flaws to flaw.
Once again I must say "I AM GOD!"

Revenge on Mario:
Looks like I'm just in time, to step back into game.
I'm a story creepypasta, all of yours are just lame.
Suicidemouse, no body likes black and white.
Tails Doll, you're just a doll, I'm the (demon voice) FRIGHT OF THE NIGHT!
Sonic.exe, Just that you're story was made up.
No one would like to play you enough.
I got my "Revenge On Mario", I'm gonna make you stand still.
Then I'll pick up my diary after I'm though with the kill.

Kirby's Deadland:
It's Return to Dreamland but some things are wrong.
My enemies are creepypastas who think are great but man they're wrong.
Suicidemouse.avi, you are really lame.
I'll leave you sadder than the enemies in my game.
Tails Doll and Sonic.exe, Landia's scarier than you.
I don't understand you Revenge On Mario and what you do.
I just haunt you more, take a look at this text.
Just remember this... YOU'RE NEXT!

BRVR:
I'm the leader of Pokemon Dead Channel so try to top that.
I am BRVR, ready to get you back. (Take that!)
Suicidemouse, I'm the best creepypasta mouse.
Tails Doll, you are not allowed in my house.
Do you still love me exe? You will still suffer.
Revenge On Mario, my story only makes me stronger.
Kirby's Deadland sucks, nothing scary about it.
I'll come from the darkness, you guys are bullsh*t.

Weegee:
I'll use my Weegee stare of death to make you all cower.
Tails Doll, you're not better then the real Miles Prower.
Suicidemouse, go kill yourself again. I can't stand you.
And Sonic.exe is such overpowered and annoyimng too.
Revenge On Mario, you're just Luigi you can't stop me.
Kirby's Deadland, get away, your Whispy don't scare me.
BRVR, I'll crush Pokemon Dead Channel with my Weegee troops.
You may be creepypastas, but I'm a king of Youtube Poop!

Tails Abuse:
See what you done to me, prepare to pay.
Tails Doll and Sonic.exe ARE really gay.
Suicidemouse.avi, I'm not scared at you at all.
Revenge On Mario, I'll watch you fall on them all.
Kirby's Deadland, why did you murder your friends?
BRVR's a Pikachu that is seeing his end.
Weegee, I don't care for you're Weegee Stare.
I'll give you nightmares just looking that for me, no one cares!

MARIO:
It's a me MARIO, not the one you know well.
But these 8 crappypastas are not seeing this well.
BRVR have Kirby's Deadland take you out.
And Revenge On MARIO, you're revenge is out.
Tails Doll, Sonic.exe and Tails Abuse just leave together.
Suicidemouse, give me Minnie and I promise not to hurt her.
Weegee's not a creepypasta, like there's no enemies in my world.
My princess is not in another castle in this world.

Sigma's Soul:
Arrived from the dead, I am Sigma's ghost.
All you guys are not the slightest scary at the most.
I was killed by a fall, now you're dead says I.
But no one's more blan then Suicidemouse.avi.
Tails Doll, just give up, you're just an evil toy.
And Sonic.exe you're death is that I'll enjoy.
Revenge On Mario's a creepypasta without a fan base.
I don't even get why it's there in the first place.
Kirby's Deadland, was your story made by a 5 year old.
And BRVR is the worst story ever told.
Weegee you're only a youtube monster without a purpose.
And Tails Abuse, kill yourself again, it's coming among us.
MARIO, no one likes you at all just admit.
I don't like any of you not one bit.
I may not be a creepypasta, but I am the scariest of all.
This royale is over, and you all have fall.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Obie

Creepypastas Revenge on Mario, Kirby's Deadland, and Tails Abuse I found on "Creepypasta Stories" videos and I counted Weegee and Sigma's Soul is what happened to Sigma after Obie's Toilet Adventure 8 Part 2 I want to keep to me. The other 5 you know about. I don't want to give any hint from here so, see you in battle #3!

Tails Doll vs Suicidemouse.avi. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 2

Sorry for two rap battles, but this is my last rap battle before my Grade 9 Exam. It features the Snow Queen of Disney's Frozen, Elsa against the blue ninja of Mortal Kombat, Sub-Zero to see who's the best ice master.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Elsa...
vs.
Sub-Zero
Begin!

Sub-Zero:
Welcome to Mortal Kombat, prepare to feel pain.
You're no chance against me, prepare to get main.
You film was sh*t in the 40's, so they quit all together.
Even Sektor can say that I can go though her.
Hit your own sister? Wow can you be more retarded?
At the end of this, I will leave you frozen hearted.
Oops, I didn't realize that you can so neevil. (What?)
I like it how in your movie, you were almost seen evil.

Elsa:
I'm surprised I'm fighting you, I mean you'll never have sex.
You were killed by Scorpion at the start of Mortal Kombat X.
I have to Let It Go, you'll never outsmart me.
My movie got more awards than you can beat Sektor to me.
You forget that I'm the true hero.
Kick you all the way to Round 2, you're going down you zero.
Hey guess what Sub-Zero, you're just a blue ninja, I say.
Go ahead, the cold never bothered me anyway.

Sub-Zero:
You can't stop this beast, it's impossible, no doubt.
Scorpion:
Allow me to show her what Mortal Kombat's all about.
Sub-Zero:
She's doesn't stand a chance against the fires of hell.
You say you can win, Scorpion's about to get you shelled.
Scorpion:
GET OVER HERE! You have no chance to win.
Prepare for the wrath of this b*tch begin.
You lost the battle like you did in Round 2.
Both:
'Cause your sister is dead and it's all because of you!

Anna:
Okay but do you believe that she'll fall for it again?
Elsa:
Well, of course not, so I'm about to dis you again.
Anna:
Nobody cares about MK, Frozen's the true MC.
Elsa:
You can't stop us, even with a Round 3.
Anna:
Alright sister, I'll take this. I can do this on my own.
You guys are seriously retarded, you act like 5 year olds.
I froze once before and lived to tell the tale.
Elsa:
You two can't stop fighting, you're an epic fail.
Anna:
Elsa, let's dis these two out and make it quick.
Elsa:
Great idea Anna, these two are making me sick.
Anna:
We're the greatest pair of Disney sisters you'll ever see.
Both:
The table's have turn, you are dead and we have won.

FATALITY!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap (Ice Ball) ugh... Rap Battle of Obie!

Elsa vs. Sub-Zero. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 3

Did well on my first part of the exam, so I continue Monday. Hoenn ghost type, Duskull and its' evolutions go against Kanto ghost type, Gastly and its' evolutions to see who's the best three part ghost type Pokemon.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Duskull
vs
Gastly
Begin!

Duskull: 
A wild Duskull appeared so you best be scared.
Take a look into my Mean Look, I hope you dare.
No one cares about Kanto, except for that Ash.
Even Nintendo now sees that I canb make it past.
I've used my Future Sight, you'll lose it all.
And wait, I'm now seeing your death fall.
Don't try for Payback, it's not effected.
You know your gang is nothing elected.

Gastly: 
Watch me Levitate, you rhymes can't poke me.
You have been unkowned 'til Generation 3.
Meanwhile, I've been around since 1995.
I'm the most knowed "Ghost" pokemon around.
I'll Lick your face, wait was that too hard?
And a combo Shadow Ball, destroy your card.
In reality Duskull, your victory is faluse.
So let me finish you with a mighty "Dark Pulse"

Duskull: 
Ugh...

Dusclops: 
I'm suffering too much, I'm a thing with one eye.
I'll Fire, Ice and Thunder Punch you don't need to cry.
I'm in Pursuit, ready to take you out.
You made fun of me before so that makes me want to shout.
Feel confused, ha! That was my Confuse Ray
You, Haunter and Gengar are gay.
Player's Gastly has fainted, so it's time to end.
I'll Shadow Sneak up on you and make it your end!

Haunter: 
You can't stop this ghost type, it's not worth the time.
I may used Night Shade but it is my time to shine.
Call me Creepy Black 'cause I'll Curse you again and again.
Then I'll get you with Hypnosis again and again.
Don't make fun of my friends you wouldn't like it.
Not to mechond Hoenn is a bunch of bulls*it.
I'll Hex you so bad that you can stop to-

Dusknoir: 
THAT'S ENOUGH!
You got me to my final form, I hope you're sorry now.
If not prepare for this ghost to go POW!
I am Dusknoir, with the cloth from my trainer.
I'll disable your raps, I don't need you either.
You won't be into this when I Leer in to you.
Forget it Haunter, you'll always be Number 2.
I'm the best ghost type with a evolution line of 3.
The powerful Haunter is where I want him to be.

Gengar: 
I despise you Dusknoir, I haunt trainer's dreams.
I'm can take a hit if you know what that means.
I am the true face of Pokemon horror, you better be scared.
Now I'm about to Mega Evolve, I hope you're prepared.

Mega Gengar: 
I am Mega Gengar, the true king of fear.
Depending on where you go, I'll be near.
I'm the darkest thing Kanto has ever seen.
Now to finish with Nightmare to see where you've been.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epiiiiiiic Raaaaap Baaaatles of Obie

Duskull Vs. Gastly. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 4

To celerbrate the upcoming release of Phineas and Ferb: Save Summer on June 29. Over 100 Plays for my first four battle? Nice. This battle features Phineas and Ferb's older sister, Candace against SpongeBob and Patrick's grumpy neighbor, Squidward.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Candace Flynn
vs.
Squidward Tortellini
Begin!

Squidward:
Okay first of all my name is Tentacles.
And I'm gonna be the one to win, suck my tentacles.
Where she go? Oh wait, she's the size of a fly.
With this pounding lyrics, you will soon die.
Don't take sh*t with an older sister who gets pushed around.
At the end of this battle, I'll be making you frown.
I'm the true busting legend, you'll never even get in.
In this battle, I'll make sure you'll never forgive.

Candace:
I'm in charge now Squidward, you fun is done.
This is the end of your whole show and fun.
No one likes SpongeBob anymore, they just came to me.
Now just tell me what is last name supose to be?
Call me Doofenshmirtz 'cause I'll trap you bad.
Trust me, no one likes you. I'll make you sad.
You shouldn't cross me, you won't even win.
Your the worst thing, I never want to see you again.

Squidward:
Welcome to the Krusty Krab, we only serve your defeat.
I'm getting burned in the deep frying, I'm bringing the heat.
You never got your brothers where you want them.
Meanwhile in "Good Neighbors" I gave SpongeBob what he deserved.
You're a rip off of me and you'll never be better.
Even though it's summer, I will always be wetter.
How can I complain? You have a spider fear.
You will soon be busted, the end is near.

Candace:
Call it a "Sacifical Bust" 'cause you'll get it too.
It's hard to believe that we can come together us two.
I don't about SpongeBob and Patrick but they have them beat.
Here have a ticket to my live show instead, take a seat.
If I can't bust my brothers at least I'll bust you instead.
Man, you're insane, got hit on the head.
You can't play your clarinet, if it's rusted.
I have won, and you are so busted!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Tortellini (wait what?)
Epic Rap Battles of Obie

Candace vs. Squidward. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 5

"200 Play" special and a weird matching one too. Frozen character, Anna battles Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures character, Cylindira (don't ask) to see who's the best female character in the modern OTA days. But are they alone...

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Anna
vs
Cylindira
Bein!

Anna:
Let it go Cyli b*tch, it is I Anna, oh wait you know.
I wonder how you feel when Pac-Man was confermed for Super Smash Bros.
For the First Time in Forever, no one knows who you are.
Even Mickey knows that I'm a superstar.
My movie's 10 times better than your game and show.
You're completely useless, tell me something I didn't know.
Just like the series premere, you'll end up in jail.
Man, when it comes to rap, how often have you fail.

Cylindria:
I wanted a true opponent, but instead I got you.
Gee "Elsa vs. Sub-Zero" was not enough for you.
I'm the next Ms. Pac-Man, you smell like deer s*it.
You're even worse than when Pac-Man was 8-Bit.
I'm unstoppable with my hands, just ask Pinky.
Hey you know what, I was thinking.
How's your sister so nice to you, she froze your heart.
Prepare for this, you didn't have a chance since the start.

Anna: 
Well at least she was crying for me, at the start.
'Cause the power of true love can thaw a frozen heart.

Cylindira: 
Ugh... you made me sick with the words you say.
You're making it like you and Elsa are gay.

Anna: 
Hey, I meant the love of being her sister.
I'll beat you up so hard, there'll be more then a blister.

Cylindira:
You can't outsmart me, I'm the greatest of the three.
You wanna feel pain, here's the beating for you to me.

Anna:
Come on I'm no Peach, I don't compare.
You say that you will win, I don't really care.

Cylindira:
I had a Ghostly Adventure while you are in the snow.
So let's end this or in Mario's case "Let's-A-Go"!

Peach:
Sweeeeet, here we go.
You two guys, are the flops of the show.
All I need is my beauty to beat ya.
Don't need power berries or that grabbling hook. (AH!)
Anna, give up, saying it true.
If only there were someone out there that loved you.
And Cyli, you're a b*tch, just get out.
I'm trying to be nice and not to shout.
Better get on Yoshi and get the f*ck outa here.
You two guys, just are serious queers.

Cylindira:
Get kidnapped by Bowser again, no one will care.

Peach:
Bring it on round, I'm giving you a dare.

Anna:
Come on Peach, I can't take being a rip off.

Peach:
Well get use to it, it's almost off.

Cylindira:
Doesn't matter, Mario is so freaking fat.

Peach:
And you guys are fat too but you didn't know that.

Anna: 
The only frozen heart around here is your's, prepare to this to be over.

Cylindira:
We will knock you so hard this will be your "Game Over"

Peach: 
Now you made me mad, Rage Peach time.
Next time girls, learn how to rhyme.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap (Sweeeeet) Battles of Obie

Hint for next battle: Both Epic Rap Battle Parodies and Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons did this one.
Cyrus vs. Arc Cover coming later this night.

Anna vs. Cylindira. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 6

I HATED DOING THIS COVER!
At least I'm done with it. 3 down, 9 to go.
Next ERB Cover: Bob Ross vs. Pablo Picasso

ERB Season 3 Cover 3: Miley Cirus vs. Joan of Arc

300 Play Special of ERBoO. Main character of "The Simpsons", Homer Simpson battles against main character of "Family Guy", Peter Griffin to see who's the best cartoon father. ERBParodies and ERBoCartoons did this matchup too.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Epic Rap Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Homer Simpson
vs.
Peter Griffin
Begin!

Homer:
Hello Mr. Griffin, it's me Homer Simpson.
I'm gonna make you feel defeat son.
I'm dropping you on the ground, and that what I saw.
You on the ground going "Fffffff aw"
I'll go "Hit and Run", I'll see you in hell soon.
Beated you in Parodies and in Cartoons.
Prepare to die, you foul rip off.
Go away, I had enough.

Peter:
You even worse then the times I fought against a chicken.
Drop on the ground, this is your defeat again.
No one cares about the Simpsons anymore.
Me and Family Guy has got you scored.
The tables are set, let's get ready to rumble.
You were beaten up by Mike Tyson, time to make you crumble.
The bird is the word, wait I told you that.
You're more of a pussy than a cat.

Homer:
D'oh! This rhymes hurt so bad, yeah I lied.
By the end of this, you'll be already dead.
1989 to 1999, a ten year gap.
Say you're better, I don't give a crap.

Peter:
Oh my god, who the hell cares.
You beating me? Ha that I dare.
Don't make me want to diss you again.
'Cause your verses we're sadder than the death of Brian.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Epic Epic Epic Rap Battles of Obie

Homer vs. Peter. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 7

Almost 500 Plays with the main series alone. That's awesome! Main character of the Kirby series, Kirby goes against the main character of the Pokemon series, Pikachu to see who's the cutest video game character.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Kirby
vs.
Pikachu
Begin!

Kirby:
Poyo poyo little pr*ck, it is I, Kirby.
Being on Ash's side doesn't look hard to me.
I'll eat and beat you to death with a hammer.
Unlike you, I actually have more grammer.
I'm getting pumped like Meta Knight was in Brawl.
You refuse evoloution? That says it all.
I'm Dreamland's best star fighter.
You need to do is to be more righther.

Pikachu:
Pika Pika-chu's gonna kick your a$$.
Hit you with a Quick Attack, to knock you out fast.
I'm the face of Pokemon, your the face of sh*t.
Man who are you, you not smart a bit.
Call me Dedede, cause my mallet will get you.
And don't even think about doing a Round 2.
Welcome to Kanto, the home of your gave.
Now for Thunder Bolt, I hope you're brave.

Kirby:
You weaken at the start of every region? That's bulls*it.
No one likes compared to me, not one bit.
Lost to a freaking beast in Death Battle.
Wouldn't it be hard to advoid a Tarous cattle?
I guess so, so that means Kirby's going to win.
Hear the music? That mine within.
You get beaten by a starter? That's crap.
I don't care you appear on that Google Map app.

Pikachu:
This crazy little wannabe will leave you dead.
Gee was Rainbow Curse giving you a hit in the head?
You crazy little sh*t, you want more?
You can't even defeat Zero Suit Samus in Smash Bros. 4.
Iron Tail coming though, get out of the way.
You got a kiss from Ribbon, I still hate you anyway.
Kirby has fainted. No wait, he just fall.
Now let me finish this with my mighty, ELECTRO BALL!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Obie

Kirby vs. Pikachu. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 8

I'M BACK FROM VACTION! No really, I went to Great Wolf Lodge for 3 days and you got me to almost 800 plays. Thank you so much. Super Mario 64 Blooper making masters SuperMarioGlitchy4 and MarioMario54321 duel it on again to see who makes the better SM64 Bloopers after years since there first battle.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
SuperMarioGlitchy4
vs.
MarioMario54321
Begin!

SMG4:
So we meet again, but this time you're gonna lose.
You want to hear rhymes, well here's the ones I chose.
I'm the master of Youtube, I've got over 100 thousand subscribers.
While you only have over 25 thousand.
Call me Herobrine 'cause I can't be beat.
I'll make this into a video called "MarioMario Gets Beat"
America, f*ck no to you.
Looks like we're even, that's it! I'm through!

MM54321:
It's back to the 4th Dimension but you're not invited.
I won once before, so I can beat you again.
Once six years ago, a moron jumped a castle.
Then the friendly MarioMario made him hastle.
I got bloopers of Mario and Sonic, Super Luigi U.
Mario Bros. U and 3D World too.
I've got you in sight if you know what I mean.
I'll finish you and call you Footbutt Skinney Jeans.

SMG4:
Why does this guy want to face me?
Along with me and Mario, you'll always be #3.
I'll make your eyes blow up more then seeing Mario naked.
You gotta stop making many part quests kid.
I'm getting crazy like Waluigi, you can't find where I am.
I look hungry, you look like a ham.
Bring me dat a$$, oh wait I said it wrong.
When you go against me, you'll always be wrong.

MM54321:
Stop right there pervert, this battle's just begining.
Mario eating spagetti sounds better then your singing.
Did you go high with Bowser, you two seem alike.
I'm more annoying then "Nigga Stole My Bike"
No one likes you or your Teletubby army.
They'll never be a friendship between you and me.
You Mario, Steve and Toad are just flops.
This battle is over, so please JUST STOP!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles-
Steve: Hi guys!
-of Obie!

SuperMarioGlitchy4 vs. MarioMario54321. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 9

1000 PLAYS! Thanks a lot guys. This has all the beats of S.exe and TD of GASRB so don't ask or complain, it wasn't the best idea. Fan Made Plush Series Youtubers MarioUnstoppable and marioluigiplushbros go up to see who makes the best videos with felt. But, who else will be in this? Also, the show's creator may show up too for some fun.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Plush Series Crossover
MarioUnstoppable
VS
marioluigiplushbros
Begin!

MarioUnstoppable: 
It's a stupid channel, it's thought it was going to be green.
You blan of videos are the worst I've ever seen.
I've got a whole movie while your wipeout wipes you out.
I'm usally easy but here I want to shout.
Get out you little b*tch, or I'll sink you ship.
You fooled Waluigi, but it's not funny a bit.
The haters are so stupid to see you are better.
I have aqua yeah, I'm way more wetter.

marioluigiplushbros:
Call me Super Plush Bros., 'cause I'll your a$$.
You always fail when you go to video class.
Your series is as dumb as Sonic, you are retarded.
Was that sound effect, or did you just farted?
Go get real friends, you two a$$ queers.
Your series was so bad it lasted under a year.
Hot Wheels, Yoshis giving birth, Luigi with a tank?
I can do better then that, just for one, THINK!

MarioUnstoppable:
You really have no idea who you're up against.
So why don't you go in a coma like Bowser I guess.
Push you little d*ck, you lost is almost here.
Oh, wait I was wrong, the end is near.
So many characters in your show are bad.
At least my series has a purpose, while yours just makes me sad.
You can't hurt me, sorry I can't forgive.
Just like my channel's name "Watch my videos or who wins."

marioluigiplushbros: 
Give me tumbs, for the fact you're gonna lose.
The path of horribleness is the one you chose.
Hell, just Peach breaking with Mario's better.
Get ready a-hole, because you'll get wetter.
Be carful little kids, violence is never right.
You are dumb, Bowser almost drowning Peach in the final fight.
I've got Mega Man and Pac-Man on my side.
You can run, but you can't a good video or hide.

The Best Mario Stories: 
Think this royale could be good without me.
I have some of the best Mario based stories.
I'll take my Magnet Flower and attach you right there.
I can't take you guys, 'cause man I don't care.
MarioUnstoppable, Giant Mario is just a human.
And marioluigiplushbros there's a lot you can't do that I can.
Call me Kamek 'cause I'm gonna trap you in World 1-Fort.
So bow down to the Best Mario Stories, see you in my fort.

The Super Mario Plush Studios:
Looks like rapping against me is your bad mistake.
Let's see how musch insalts you three can take.
MU, you're not great, you're not even good.
mlpb, I heard that you get be so good.
BMS, you're a fail feel the evil tiger.
It's the rise of the octopus army, you'll all die together.
It's a Mario Bros. Adventure, only you are gonna die.
Hell I'm better than Stache Bros., even if I don't try.

Stache Bros.: 
It is Stache Bros. time, you can't defeat me.
I've been on for five years, I really hope to be.
You don't need to continue, it's not your worth.
My victory will be more mysterious than the death of Toadsworth.
I am a great channel with videos, and not a plush game.
All of your shows are just seriouly lame.
marioluigiplushbros you're a bad way to through.
And MarioUnstoppable, in your catchphrase, "I won't save you!"

Glove and Boots:
Mario:
Hello it's Mario and Fafa taking you down.
We can do it all the time, it's time to make you frown.
Fafa:
Time Travel suck for here's a watch for ya.
Mario:
Gee just looking at you makes you dumber than Gorilla.
Fafa:
I've got an army of me from the past, what do you have?
You can't beat this puppet, we have the victory you can't have.
Mario:
Just admit you have lost, for you to see.
Both:
'Cause this is the day you regret going against GnB.

goomzilla:
Mario hates the jews? No, it's juice that's he fears.
goomzilla in the game and you death is awful near.
I'll leave you bank rupped like Wario, I don't have any room for you.
After this I'll leave you in Bowser's Mushroom Factory too.
I'll use the power stars to freeze time in place.
You guys are worse then when I made a Goomba face.
Come on Wario, come and get 'em in a big chase.
You guys suck, a true f*ckin' decrase.

SuperMarioLogan:
It's is I SML, ready to take you out.
You guys will win, man that I dout.
I have made videos for so long and I almost died.
Mama Luigi not there because he's useless now, I heard you cried.
Call be "Black Yoshi" I'm gonna shoot you all.
Seriouly why don't you just die down and fall.
I'm haunting Luigi's Masion, you can't stop me.
See you in M&LSnDA Season 3.

Kirby Lover7485:
Arrived from the sewers, this hedgehog steps into game.
I'm gonna stomp you out harder than when "Luigi Time" got Stache Bros. fame.
Go back to your studio Plush Studios and just have GnB suck you in.
And Best Mario Stories I can do better than that, call me a soul within.
MU and mlpb you're bad and goomzilla is too.
And Logan's too cool for school, I can see why Chilly broke up with you.
Be careful, don't watch my 8th film 'cause you'll be left in a trance.
And you won't press "Play" even if you had the chance.

Cute Mario Bros.:
Mario:
You like you reached the best, so it's impossible for us to lose.
Luigi:
I think you made a mistake, do you have a bob-omb fuse?
Mario:
You think you're great, but you have a bump on your head.
Luigi:
MU and mlpb will be like Kermit, dead.
Mario:
Best Mario Stories, you're not really the best.
Luigi:
Plush Studios, go back home. Or you will fail our test.
Mario:
Stache Bros. tell me why are you even around.
Your videos are the worst we ever found.
Luigi:
Glove and Boots,  you puppets and you do not count.
Mario:
goomzilla killed off Mario? That s*it is what your all about.
Luigi:
No one likes you Logan, just kill yourself for me.
Or maybe just bring back Mama Luigi.
Mario:
Kirby Lover, let me explain, your series makes no sence.
Luigi:
You should hear a story that we made that makes sence.
Mario:
Gotta finish this series royale in a big blast.
Luigi:
Alright Gonzo, finish them!
Gonzo:
LIGHTNING BLAST!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Obie

MarioUnstoppable vs. Marioluigiplushbros. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 10

1000 plays counting my first 10 battles! Thanks a lot for everything. The two Mario characters who made their debut in Mario Kart 8, Baby Rosalina and Pink Gold Peach rap against each other to see who's the better MK8 debut character.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie (x2)
Pink Gold Peach
vs.
Baby Rosalina
Begin!

Baby Roaslina:
This crazy little baby will spin you on your head.
I can't stand think when you'll be dead.
You just like Metal Mario, a clone piece of sh*t.
Unlike you, I'm not one a bit.
Star Child #8, I suppose.
My name has the feel of a Rose.
Just ask the real Rosalina who's going to win.
It's gonna be me, I'm the one rightly in.

Pink Gold Peach:
I'm may be a clone, but your the lame one.
All you want to do is have racing fun.
We already have Baby Mario, Luigi, Peach and Daisy.
While it's just me and Metal Mario, you are just lazy.
Where did you come from? Nintendo ran out of ideas?
You know I'm not glad to see ya.
Pink Gold Peach's number 1 you see.
You can't beat me when I count to three.

Baby Rosalina:
Well atleast, I'm thanks for coming by.
But your mostly hated, it makes me want to cry.
I'll win you can't even form a crush on Metal Mario.
I'll smack you so hard, but I'm a baby you know.
A pink gold hoe, now that's original.
Yes that's a lie, to share with you all.
This rap will hurt you so bad, you'll never be fine.
Everyone knows you won't be in Mario Kart 9.

Pink Gold Peach:
I'd ratter rap against the Koopalings then you.
I may be a copy, but you are too.
What did we learn, Baby Rosalina's sh*t.
No one will play you again, not one bit.
I have a big role, I'm the last character to be called.
You just second last, that's what I had to recall.
The battle's over, for you to see.
I'm placing my bets for a Green Bronze Luigi.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Bat(Anti-Gravity)tles of Obie

Baby Rosalina vs. Pink Gold Peach. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 11

Mario villain, Bowser raps against Sonic villain, Dr. Eggman to see who's the better villain. But Mega Man villain, Dr. Wily may turn the tables on these two bad guys in the end.

Lyrics:

Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Bowser
vs.
Dr. Eggman
Begin!

Dr. Eggman:
Snoo"Pingas" always, Bowser I'm not surprised.
My IQ's bigger then your eyes.
You may be the original, but did you launch your nenesis to space?
Hell no, shut your f*cking face.
I'll block your fire breath, you need some water.
Now stand there then I'll kill you later.
I'm a 300 IQ man.
Just to let you know not to mess with Eggman.

Bowser:
Is that a cross dress princess, no. You're gay you see.
I'll diss you faster then what Peach did to Anna and Cyli.
Call me Super Koopa, those plumber's power ups are mine.
I'm the best Nintendo villain you'll even find.
Is there a reason why you not in Smash Bros.?
Oh, I think I get it, this guy really blows.
Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, which one to steal?
The anwser is Princess Eggman, didn't that appeal?

Dr. Eggman:
Heh heh, Getting weak Bowser,  that's no surprise.
Now I'll take you out faster then the blink of an eye.
No need for me to rap, I don't need too.
Just like you defeaing Mario, your victory isn't true!

Bowser:
PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS! Is that all you can say?
I defeated Dedede Army, but you just want to be gay.
So come at me bro, I'm Nintendo's best villain.
This battle's over, don't think on doing it again.

Dr. Wily:
Just like I said, you two are dead.
Like any bad villain, you get hit on the head.
I stole Dr. Light's Robots twice!
I am not at all nice.
Bowser, really. Always after Peach.
Eggaman is worse then his mallet fight on a beach.
In the end Capcom stoped Nintendo and Sega.
You guys are worse then when I met Mega.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!

Bowser:
(talking) Okay, seriously? (music stops) That was too fast man. (pause) I mean it!

Dr. Wily:
(talking) What's the big deal?

Dr. Eggman:
(talking) It wasn't fair for us!

Dr. Wily:
(talking) Well umm... I had to go with the beat.

Bowser:
(talking) Hmm.... good point.

Dr. Wily:
(talking) This is why no one pays attention to the villains anymore.

Okay Then... (muic resumes)
Epic Rap Battles of Obie!

The next battle will be another Mario Series vs. Sonic Series but this time we are look at just these two dark clones. 3 more battles until the Season 1 Finale! See you next time! ;)


Bowser vs. Dr. Eggman. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 12

2 more battles 'til the season finale. Mario's dark clone, Wario raps against the Ultimate Lifeform, Shadow the Hedgehog to see who's the better shadow clone.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Shadow
vs.
Wario
Begin!

Shadow:
Who am I? I'm your worst Nintendo Nightmare.
Shadow the Hedgehog, you can't beat me. I don't care.
You're a Mario clone, only 5 times fat.
I'll show you on a chart of 1 to 10, where you are at.
Chaos Spear, more like lightning thingies to you.
You debut was sh*t back in Mario Land 2.
No one will obey you, no one remember.
I took your girl Mona, and man I'm gonna bang her.

Wario:
It's a me Wario, and I'm a better then Mario...
I think. Get out, Rouge is such a big hoe.
I have a incorprtation called Wario Ware.
You don't know who you are, do I even care.
I'll kill you faster then Sonic Adventure 3.
Oh wait, I forget it doesn't exist, silly me.
Sega is like the worst name for a company.
By the way, you have the worst backstory.

Super Shadow:
I see all your power in you this part.
The only power you have is the power of fart.
I don't really need these damn chaos emeralds.
I have you out of the enitre thing, yes it all.
My past was a tragity, you don't have one.
Unlike Mario, you will never have fun...
Banging Princess Peach, you'll never win yo.
Now time to feel the wrath of Super Shadow.

Wario Man:
I've got the Smash Ball, now you think you can...
Take out the demond knowned as Wario Man?
You're only abessed with Maria.
There won't be a Round 2. Ha ha, so see ya.
Sonic used Chaos Control with a fake one, may work for me.
Your so dumb you can't even remember who you've been.
I'll send you like PSY to my rap cattle.
How can you beat me when you can't beat Vengeta in Death Battle.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of "FART" (sorry) Obie

Wario vs. Shadow. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 13

This is the 15th battle of the series and the last one of Season 1. This time we have Smash 4 Newcomers, Villager, Mega Man, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina, Little Mac, Greninja, Mii Fighter and Palutena going against each other in a 8 way battle to end the season in a big blast. But will other newcomers crash the fight?

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Villager
vs.
Mega Man
vs.
Wii Fit Trainer
vs.
Rosalina
vs.
Little Mac
vs.
Greninja
vs.
Palutena
vs.
Mii Fighter
Begin!

Villager:
This is where it ends I hope you seven are ready?

Mega Man:
Yep, and I'm about to beat you Freddy.

Villager:
Hey that's not my name.

Mega Man:
Ha! Too bad.
All your sh*tty games just make me sad.
Who can stand against the blue bomber, no one remeber.
Why I'm I rapping against 7 crap holes together.

Little Mac:
I've banged your sister Roll.

Mega Man:
WHAT!?

Little Mac:
Ha, I was kidding.
Forget it, you can't win. Step out of the ring.

Villager:
I beated Squidward's Suicide and Dead Bart too.
So beating you won't be a problem too.
I am the mayor, better start off a new leaf.
And Roaslina's going higher then if she had the Super Leaf.

Rosalina:
Step off little punk, no one wanted you.
While I've been wanted for months, just me and you. (Luma)
It's a twist, let me get destroying.
Now stand back now, my hot bikini body's glowing.

Greninja:
Allow me to cool it off so called cosmic princess.
I'm the next Lucario, but here's also here. That's messed!
Villager, you're a creep get out of my sight.
Prepare for my final smash to be a fright.

Mega Man:
Oh your saying, your final smash is better then mine.

Greninja:
You got it a-hole, it is my time to shine.

Palutena:
Mine is a black hole and a laser.

Greninja:
She left Pit to fight on her own, don't listen to her.

Mii Fighter:
What's the matter, Greninja? Running out of rhyme?
I am in, well... this time.
I am a Gunner, I'll shoot you all.
I am a Swordfighter, I'll stand tall.
I am a Brawler, top that Little Mac.
Oh wait give me a Big Mac.

Little Mac:
What? Oh I get it. Ha ha ha!
So not funny for you saw.

Palutena:
I am the goddess of light, and not a trainer.
And by that, no one likes Wii Fit Trainer.
Well Greninja was right that I left Pit alone.
But he's aproved, he can go alone.

Wii Fit Trainer:
No one likes me? That sh*t is not true.
I've got a little secret for you.
My final smash is throwing lots of copies at you.
You can't best me, your victory is not true.

Palutena:
Woah, you better calm down dude.

Rosalina:
Even though we're all girls, you don't need to be rude.

Wii Fit Trainer:
Me, rude? What about you.
You brag too much, I can't stand you.

Mega Man:
Hey what about us boys, it's all us 8.

Greninja:
When you lose it won't be great.

Villager:
Who's idea was it for Wii U/3DS?
Little Mac, better end this whole mess.

Little Mac:
My name is Little Mac, but my victory is big.
The other seven of you act like pigs.
I am a champion, just ask Doc Louis.
You guys don't even know what victory is.

Villager:
Smash Bros. is a game...

Mega Man:
that brings us all together.

Wii Fit Trainer:
It's a big triumph...

Rosalina:
I really want to kill her.

Little Mac:
But if we stand strong...

Greninja:
when we all say.

Palutena:
If you mess with Smash Bros...

Mii Fighter:
you'll be gay!

Pac-Man:
Everybody wanted me in so here I'm am.
I'll finish off you 8 and then choke you with the cam.
Villager, honestly, who wanted you.
And Mega Man if I'm going out, you're coming with me too.
Wii Fit Trainer's no threat, just a gag charcter.
And Rosalina's a joke, why would Mario want to bang her?
Little Mac, man what's wrong with you? Retired from the ring.
You'll be K.Od with all the pain I bring.
Greninja, Chesnaught and Delphox must be angry.
Palutena, you weren't a surprise, leak photos to be.
Mii Fighters are confusing, gonna kick you out like Brawl.
Prepare for the wrath, I'll deal with you all.
Mega Man, maybe You, Me, Mario and Sonic are the best, you see.
I'm the oldest one, I debut in 1980.
Prepare for this to end, I've made you all choke.
This battle's over, so is Season 1. THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

Robin: 
Did you forget about us. We're not surprised.
We are the real new fighters, Pac-Man must be surprised.
Well, he and Mega Man only care about themselves in this game.
Villager and Trainer in E3 2013 man that's lame.
Rosalina, you will never be Mario's second girlfriend.
Stand right there, we'll make this your end.
Lucina:
Little Mac and Greninja, leave or get sliced.
Palutena and Mii Fighter, Brawl got you diced?
Both:
All the way from the FE series, making that four.
Lucina:
Chrom could be in too, 
Both:
but there's not much room for more.

Shulk:
No room for Chrom? Well that I agree.
But now I'll take these 8 losers out as well as these wimps of 3.
Mega, Pac, Rosa and Mac are just weird as they are.
And Robin, pack up and leave. I'm the real swordsman star.
Lucina, take off your clothes, no body will care.
I see the future Mii and Palutena, you will lose this dare.
Greninja, Villager and Trainer are here for no good reason.
I'm done with these 11, time to wrap up this battle and the first season.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide
Epic Rap Battles of Obie Season 1

Hoped you enjoy my first season. I can't belive at started at 2 Plays and 1 Like to over 2100 Plays and 55 Likes. That's so insane. Thanks for enjoying my season and I'll be back for Season 2, October 15th. Until then. ;)

Smash 4 Newcomer Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Obie Season 1 Finale

SEASON 2 IS HERE! This is the 16th battle of the series and the first one of Season 2. It features the frozen rematch between Disney's snow queen, Elsa and the ninja assassian of Mortal Kombat, Sub-Zero. Who will take the crown this time?

Lyrics:
SMG4:
(speaking) Elsa, someone's here to see you.

Elsa:
(speaking) Who?

(A sharp sound is heard)

Elsa:
(speaking) ANNA!

SMG4:
(speaking) Oh dear...

Elsa:
(speaking) Who did this to her?

SMG4:
(speaking) I don't know...

???:
(speaking) Looking for me?

Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Elsa
vs.
Sub-Zero
2
Begin!

Elsa:
Welcome back Sub-Zero. Time to get beat again.
You dare diss with me I'll freeze you again.
I'm a award winner, just for one song.
You can't stand to me even since I came along.
Leave me frozen hearted, I think it's the other way around.
Your the worst ice themed person I have ever found.
Ten f*cking games but you still never got it right.
I'll revive my poor killed sister at the end of this fight.
You name sure is something 'cause your Sub is Zero.
Screw you a-hole, you death is near-o.
Just stop fighting with random crap.
I'll win this, step to my ice trap.

Sub-Zero:
Your sister's dead this time just admit it.
Compared to me, you're nothing but sh*t.
Frozen may be the true MC but it is not older.
My amazing ice magic makes be more bolder.
Scorpion just killed me in the reveal trailer to MKX you gay.
I would say that to you in your film, but you just run away.
If I can kill you in Uber, then I can kill you here.
Rip your head off again, your death is near.
You think you'll win with that blue and white retard.
Defeating this ice queen doesn't sound that hard.
You're a rip off of me, so would you just quit.
You and Frozen are just sh*t.

Elsa:
Oh please Sub-Zero, you feel so beated.
At the end of this, I'll make you defeated.
The only thing you suceed is sucking.
I get the glory I deserve, I'm not sucking.
You can't stop me even with a Round 3, you know.
You want a rematch, just let me know.
The your defeat reign on, or however it goes.
The only reason we're alike is that you blow.

Sub-Zero:
You're the one that blows, I mean what is your deal.
A ice queen didn't seem to appeal.
I bet how even worse you feel.
When you can't get Anna to heal.
Damn, you feel the burn.
You killed me last time but it's now my turn.
You can't defeat me and you didn't last time.
Just one thing, how can you rhyme?

Elsa:
Can't hold your sh*t down anymore.
In this verse, the line level will be four.
I have to think of this since the start.
Back away before I freeze your heart.

Sub-Zero:
Remeber when I said you were better off bad.
But you didn't, it just makes me sad...
to see a great idea go to waste.
F*ck you Queen Elsa, your defeat has been pasted.

Elsa:
Shut up Sub-Zero, I'm the one who'll steal the show.
You pissed me off twice but now I... "Let It Go"

Sub-Zero:
Come and hit me queen, only if you think your tough.
It's not like getting imprisioned by Hans was enough.

(Elsa punches Sub-Zero down on the ground and the music stops)

Elsa:
(speaking) Take that, b*tch!

Sub-Zero:
(speaking) Listen, why are we doing this? I mean, I wasn't here to kill you. Why must you do this.

Elsa:
(speaking) So, you didn't mean any harm?

Sub-Zero:
(speaking) Yeah...

Elsa:
(speaking) S*it...

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Obie Season 2

Those who thought this was going to be Obie vs. Sonic 2, Don't be sad because that's coming later this season. Oh and thanks for over 3000 Plays thoughout Season 1! ;)
Hint to Next Battle: My First Suggested Battle (TD vs. Sm.avi)

Elsa vs Sub-Zero 2. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 16

This is the 17th battle of the series and the second one of Season 2. This battle features greedy Dream Land king, King Dedede against Willy Wonka. Who will win the first suggested rap battle? Tune in to find out.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Suggested by FanMadeERBs
Willy Wonka
vs.
King Dedede
Beign!

King Dedede:
Looks like I've got the golden ticket of your defeat.
Just like Fire Kirby, I'll will bring the heat.
Bashing all the eniemies since 1992.
Don't know what to say, except... F*CK YOU!
Dedede's comin' at ya, so you better run away.
You retarded man, you obvoiuly gay.
Did I grow, or did you just shrink?
In order to beat this king, you need to think.

Willy Wonka:
Think I'd be scared of a penguin king.
First of all, there is no thing.
Who the hell is Kirby, feet and hands placed on a balloon.
Sorry I didn't kicked your a$$ soon.
No one in Cappy Town likes you and me neither really.
I would give you this but you already look like a blueberry.
This will be your next lose, for you to see.
You'll be sadder then you lost access to NME.

King Dedede:
You're serious man, I'm going to kick your a$$.
Why don't you join my rapping class.
You invite kids to your factory just to torture them?
Is this the real Wonka? I don't belive him.
Trust me, I can't think of a worse rapper for me.
Even Escargoon agrees. (Escargoon) Yeah, so get out Willy.
I'm going "Triple Deluxe" so do I beat him now.
Or should I go Masked Dedede and show him how.

Willy Wonka:
How long are you planning to stand.
I'm going to b*tch slap you with my right hand.
You chump, hop into a scary ride.
There's no turning back, have fun inside.
Getting strested Bad Egg? That's no surprise to me.
The battle is just a waste of time for me you see.
You lose and you get nothing.
One last thing, good day pafetic king.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Obie

Hint to Next Battle: Halloween Special (October 31)

Willy Wonka vs. King Dedede. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 17

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This is the 18th battle of the series and the third one of Season 2. This battle features Paper Mario Boss Ghost, Doopliss against Gravity Falls Villain, Bill Cipher to see who's the better body stealer. The ghost? Or the demon?

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Doopliss
vs.
Bill Cipher
Begin!

Doopliss:
Welcome to my horror story, why don't you sit down.
And I'll tell the story where I made Bill Cipher go down.
I am famous in the Paper Mario series, you're nothing but a tale.
I say, I'll put an end to this Gravity Falls fail.
You f*cked up the one thing you were asked to do.
I'm a ghost legend, no one knows you.
This will more of a mistake when you appear in Season 2 Episode 4.
You'll be soon doomed when you open the Thousand Year Door.

Bill:
Ah Doopliss, we meet at long last.
You are just a ghost, you will go fast.
You can't get past this demon, you'll just flee after the show.
You only appeared in Thousand Year Door, everyone knows.
(demon voice) I got a demon eye, I know when you'll end.
You really think you'll win, well that's only in your head.
I've got the power of the mind there's nothing you can do.
When it comes to bosses, I prefer that Big Boo.

Doopio:
It will be easy to beat you since you're a trianlge.
When you suffer under me, I will watch in this angle.
You ripped off my special power, body taking.
Is a decent episode anything they're making?
I made even Mario guess who I am.
You were lucky I told you. Oh god damn!
Now it's time to put an end to this Disney mess.
You will soon regret that you've gone against Doopliss.

Bipper:
Doopliss, why don't you go jump off your tower.
You may not know this, but I have an evil power.
The longer they are, the more famous they are, I admit. But...
How could anyone know you now you mutt.
Diss me now I'm insane, what a terrible mistake you made.
And what have all of this got you to be what you became?
A day where you life will be different is very soon.
But until that day... I'LL BE WATCHING YOU!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Obie (Happy Halloween!)

Hint to Next Battle: Cosmic Duel (November 11)

Doopliss vs. Bill Cipher. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 18

Happy Rememberance Day. Also, 4000 Play Special for the series ALONE! This is the 19th battle of the series and the fourth one of Season 2. This battle features veteran rapper Rosalina against anime character Haruhi. To make matters fair, both females will have their history of their Smash Bros. game, I don't know. Sorry if that's not appealing. But anyway, who will win on this special day? Find out.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Haruhi
vs.
Rosalina
Begin!

Rosalina:
Prepare for this anime fail to drop down to me.
Maybe the worst I'll ever see.
I get the fame from Nintendo, where will you be in about 2 minutes?
Not to forget, your show's a piece of sh*t.
I defeated the Smash 4 Newcomers, so I'll beat you too.
Oh and just one question, who are you?
I've been all over the Mario universe and you can't beat me at that.
You chances of winning are really fat.

Haruhi:
Ha, is that the best you got.
My fighting is great and yours is not.
I'm littetly on top of my game.
But Smash Brothers is just lame.
In the words of Pac-Man, why would Mario want to bang you.
In this rapping race, I'll win. You'll be number 2.
Hard to beat Haruhi, stratch that it's impossible.
My chances of beat you is highly possible.

Rosalina:
You diss me and my Lumas, oh hell no.
Not to let you know, I already stole the show.
Smash Bros. Lawl, you just rip off my game.
Making you such seriously lame.
I was just fine until this b*tch had to came along.
I will have a big celerbration after the song.
So get the f*ck out, you me wannabe.
But no need for me to spit Verse 3.

Haruhi:
Is that what you except for me to run away?
You forgot about something, you and the Lumas are gay.
Sure, I may be gone but no one cares much for you.
Meaning, this comic princess is going down too.
Lumas stealing hats is the worst thing I've even seen.
Just ask Mario, he knows where you been.
This battle is over and last thing from me.
Stay the f*ck away from the MC, Haruhi!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic Rap Battles of Obie

Hint to Next Battle: I'm coming after you blockhead! -**** ******* (November 21)
Oh and asked by "Epic Rap Battles of Galaxy" Season 2 is planned to have 20 battles like Epic Rap Battle Parodies. 3 of them will be sequels and 3 of them will be royales. With that, I'll see you on Super Smash Bros. Wii U Day.

Haruhi vs. Rosalina. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 19

Sorry for the delay, too busy playing Super Smash Bros. For Wii U and with my Kirby Amiibo, Puff Star. This is the 20th battle of the series and the fifth one of Season 2. This battle features Brawl in the Family's version of Waluigi against SuperMarioGlitchy4's version of Minecraft's Steve to see who the better idoit.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
BitF Waluigi
vs.
SMG4 Steve
Begin!

BitF Waluigi:
Were you expecting victory, too bad, Waluigi Time!
You live in a block world which seems to be a crime.
The third line's the funniest, I'll stare at you easily.
Even though I'm purple, that means you won't win easily.
I think it's time to say goodbye to the Legend of Steve.
So shut the f*ck up and just leave.
Your the worst thorn in my side that I saw.
My first verse is over so let me just WWWWWWWAAAAAA!

SMG4 Steve:
Hi guy, why did you came here anyway.
You'll never win Daisy so just go away.
I'm Mario's BFF while you hate Luigi.
I may be a jerk but you can't beat me.
There's many Herobrines, but there's only one of you.
If you want to win, you should of gone with Lu.
Now Link has save the day, put this bastard in his grave.
The last thing you want to is spit Verse 2 if you're brave.

BitF Waluigi:
You're a bastard, you have a crush on a pig.
Here comes Techno Waluigi, hope you got the jig.
Techno Waluigi:
Techno Waluigi was only build for only one purpose.
To take out this bastard and leave him post-posed,
I may be a stalker but you are just stupid.
I bet you don't even know the word stupid.
You'll be left with a retarded old man, sin.
Get out b*tch, BitF Waluigi will win.

SMG4 Steve:
What the hell is BitF, never heard of it.
Now let's see Captain Steve, you are bulls*it!
Captain Steve:
I may look gay, but you can't catch up.
I'm like Mario, I'll will yell "What's Up?"
I like to hump stuff and yet not arrested.
You will learn that I'm not to be messed with.
You will get lots of coal after this sh*t.
That should be a lesson to you, touche.

BitF Waluigi:
Waluigi's back, the rap is funny again.
But you are not, cause you got blown up again.
Let's review all the flops of your believers.
Final Line, you suck just like Justin Bieber.

SMG4 Steve:
Let's look back to all the lines you spit.
All of them smelled more worse than a pile of cow s*it.
I think I got it now, I think you're high.
You have become terrible, so bye guy.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of WWWAAAAAA Obie!

Hint to Next Battle: I'll just leave you to play Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, then on December 8, veteran rapper Lucina will take on three new characters in a quad unlockable character showdown.

BitF Waluigi vs. SMG4 Steve. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 20

This is the 21st battle of the series and the sixth one of Season 2. This battle features unlockable characters Bowser Jr. (3DS only, starter in Wii U) Dark Pit, Duck Hunt and veteran Lucina against each other to see who's the best unlockable newcomer.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U Release Special
Bowser Jr.
vs.
Dark Pit
vs.
Duck Hunt
vs.
Lucina
Begin!

Koopalings:
(Bowser Jr.) Look like this battle started, here comes the boom.
(Larry) I'm the god damn leader, I'll send you to your doom.
(Roy) Incoming! I'm the heavest one coming in.
(Wendy) I'm the only female, this will end before it begin.
(Iggy) Watch out you 3, I'm getting pretty insane.
(Morton) The tallest of them all is my real game.
(Lemmy) I'm very small and nibble, I'll leave you dead.
(Ludwig) With our clever minds, (Bowser Jr.) We will make this your end!

Dark Pit:
Well played bringing along all seven of your siblings
Unfortunelly, that's not gonna help, here's the pain I'll bring.
I got the victory so close in reach.
I'd rather see you all getting beat up by Peach.
The dark verson of Pit is ready to make disaster.
You back to being hit on the head you bastards.
Duck Hunt is a joke, why is it good.
I'd shoot you in the face, well if I could.

Duck Hunt:
You dare insalt the insalter, I'm coming in quick.
In the end even Pitto will admit he's a prick.
I'm the retro, unexpected, dog legend of Nintendo.
You try to shoot me, you're all dumb you know.
I'll blast you in the a$$ you reatarded pieces of poo.
You'll end up lying down while I laugh at you.
Bowser Jr. thinks he's cool, he must be losing it.
Now I'll send you in the toilet, 'cause you are all sh*t!

Lucina:
Surprise, you little pricks, Lucina has returned.
My spicy hot rhymes will make you all burn.
Bowser Jr.:
You're nothing but a Marth clone queer.
Lucina:
You and the Koopalings can just get out of here. (KOs Bowser Jr.)
Dark Pit: You can't stop me, even if you are a clone too.
Lucina:
Hell, even Pit's dark alternate's better than you. (KOs Dark Pit)
Duck Hunt:
Miss Lucina- (Lucina) SHUT UP! No one likes you even if you try.
Could it kill you to just admit you'll die. (KOs Duck Hunt)
I'm here to advenge my father, Chrom, you're just here for the fame.
My tier's higher than the original, top of this game.
Like Kirby, I'm "Right Back At Ya"
And-

(A weird noise is heard and beat stops)

Lucina:
(talking) What's that sound? You guys hear that or am I- Okay. Alright, go back to the part where I say "not to mess with-

(Master Core KOs Lucina)

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Obie

Hint to Next Battle: This will be the last rap battle of 2014. These game characters piss everyone off (December 21)

Super Smash Bros. For Wii U Special Battle. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 21

This is the 22nd battle of the series and the seventh one of Season 2. This battle features app game character, Flappy Bird against one of his many rip offs, Splashy Fish to see who has the harder game. But, will another famous animated character take the field against both of them?

Lyrics:
 Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Flappy Bird
vs.
Splashy Fish
Begin!

Flappy Bird:
Come into this battle, come out bloody and red.
And by that I mean, it's time to be dead.
I'm the original rage quitter, you're just my spin-off.
When it comes to you I had enough.
I'm the most bought app game, can't you see.
Let's just say, you wouldn't be here without me.
Oh wait, are you even a fish?
You beating me is your only non-true wish.

Splashy Fish:
My game sucks, you're the one to talk.
Everyone's mad at you, you can't even walk.
I may look like a Cheep Cheep, but I'm still better than you.
I even have the game underwater too.
Sure without you, I wouldn't exist.
But I'm better, so how 'bout you eat this fist.
Return to your bird cage, you all that lacks.
Oh and Mario says he wants his pipes back.

Flappy Bird:
Hey Splashy! Shut that flipper, or else I'll do it!
You say you're better, you game's just sh*t.
I bet you know about this word.
The winner of the battle will be me, Flappy Bird!

Splashy Fish:
I'm getting mad and "Flappy", you wouldn't like it much.
How can you top me, you were ruined by Smosh.
Do everyone a favor and remove yourself again.
So I say goodbye, my never to be bird friend!

???:
I only came here because I'm through listen to you two!
Flappy Bird:
Who's there?
???:
Prepare for the worst!
Splashy Fish:
Oh no!

Shrek:
It's "Shrek Forever After" I am done with you too.
You both crappy animals, two pieces off my poo.
Splashy Fish, you're nothing but a rip-off.
And Flappy Bird, everyboby had enough!
Don't mess with my cheesecake, I'm on Mario Logan.
Once this is over, you'll never flap/splash again.
I made this the worst day of your lives.
And remember, Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Shrek.... I mean Obie

Hint to Next Battle: It's gonna get magical next year, I know. (January 9, 2015)

Flappy Bird vs. Splashy Fish. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 22

This is the 23rd battle of the series and the eighth one of Season 2. This battle features MLP character, Twilight Sparkle (in her EG form, because why not) against one of Bowser's servents, Kamek to see who's the better magic fighter.

Lyrics:
 Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Twilight Sparkle
vs.
Kamek
Begin!

Twilight:
I think I'll go human here, this guy looks tough.
I hope that you don't get enough.
I'll blast you away, why did Bowser hired you?
All I ever see of you is a pile of poo.
And a bad one, you can't defeat Mario, even with Boom Boom.
Someone needs to send this guy to his doom doom.
Mario will married the princess and you cleary didn't know.
You think you're gonna win? Ha ha well NO!

Kamek:
Hey there, you! Why the hell are you even here.
I mean your show is really wierd and it made me feel queer.
Never mind, don't get me wrong but it's just you against me?
You'll die so fast, you want a clone? Well, have three!
Green Kamek:
I'm the green Kamek, your show makes me intense.
Go ahead and attack, I'll just raise my defence.
Red Kamek:
You think you'll win, you're fooled 'til you're doom.
Now stand in one spot so I can hit you with my broom.
White Kamek:
You're too slow, the speeds are off the charts.
Not to tell you but we're all evil to the heart.
Blue Kamek:
Bowser's Castle will be the last place you'll been.
Oh and your movie's like one of the worst I've ever seen.

Twilight:
Oh you hate on my movie, I'll get right back on track.
You're second rate, but a decent spell is what you lack.
What up with you, you can't steal babies.
Next time you try, how about using candy.
I usally rap nice, but not this time.
You steal babies, there's no bigger crime.
Your rap styles are dumb, the end is near.
This girl has won, so stop kissing my rear.

Blue Kamek:
I'm not planning to lose to a human with the mind of a pony.
Leave us, the only ones that think you'll win are bronies.
And believe me that the worst thing to be, alright.
I no longer need my clones of red, green and white.
You name's about right 'cause you suck as much as Twilight.
I'll blast you to sleep, have a bad night.
I've clearly won this battle and my powers are mighty so.
Just leave Bowser's Castle or the boss will make you so.

(Bower roars)

Bowser:
Hey Miss Sparkle, your chances of winning is never.
Now you are here by banned from my castle forever.

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap "Kamek Laughing" Battles of Obie

Once again, this isn't a good match up, but I made it up and good enough to make. I'll make another Epic Rap Battles of Obie News for the upcoming battles in this season.
Hint to Next Battle: I'll do another rematch since the first one was blooper great (January 20)

Twilight vs. Kamek. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 23

This is the 24th battle of the series and the ninth one of Season 2. This battle features famous SM64 Blooper maker, SuperMarioGlitchy4 against not as famous SM64 Blooper maker, MarioMario54321 for a second time. Consider yourself retarded.

Lyrics:
 Epic Rap Battles of Obie
SuperMarioGlitchy4
vs.
MarioMario54321
2
Begin!

MM54321:
Time for Round 2, Glitchy. Hope you fight back.
Your talent on Youtube is something you lack.
Round 1 was a snap, I won easily there.
Prepare for you to lose fair and square.
This is your last video, leave it to me.
I'll leave you more drunk then Yoshi.
Go away Glitchy, there's a reason why you have a four in your name.
That number and yourself are lame.

SMG4:
In other news, MarioMario just became a big head.
You're dumber then Swagmaster, you'd better off be dead.
Welcome to "MarioMario Gets Beat Part 2"
I have more subscribers then you.
Seriously, I almost have 300 thousand while you got 31.
Your vidoes are rushed, your fans no longer have fun.
Once this is done, I'll be the new king.
MarioMario54321, is that a thing?

MM54321:
Are you freaking kidding me? I have you beat.
I'll keep on fighting 'til you're defeat.
You're a parody of me just admit it.
And your saying I'm the one that's sh*t.
You wasted 3 weeks without good vid, what's wrong with you?
I mean taking care of Mario may sound like abuse.
You'll be arrested like you have been before.
This is the end of Glitchy4.
It took you too long to get to the 4th Dimention.
I'll beat you like I did in the Blooper Compitition.
This in now done, your time is up.
Alright team let's end his game, f*ck him up!

SMG4:
You think this is a game, you are bad.
Your fame is over, isn't that sad.
People are requesting to get rid of you, so be ready.
Your death is more want than my sequeal of my "Five Nights at Freddy's"
It's Glitchy in real life, like my 200th vid.
You are running out of ideas kid.
Despite all of that, you'll never have sex.
I'm more deadly than Dark Star X.
You got dead again, like Mario in the 2014 Winter Games.
Consider yourself retarded, I'm the one with the fame.
Now that our second battle has been trended.
I'm afraid that MarioMario's fame has ended!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Epic Epic Epic Rap Battles of Obiiiiie!

Hint to Next Battle: A second batch of creepypastas appeared. (Febuary 2)

SuperMarioGlitchy4 vs. MarioMario54321 2. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 24

This is the 25th battle of the series and the tenth one of Season 2. This battle features Minecraft creepypasta, Herobrine against PokePasta, Burried Alive to see who's the better creepypasta in gaming.

Lyrics are too long, hope to post them somewhere else soon.

Herobrine vs. Burried Alive. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 25

I decided to make a rap series, This shows interesting matchups that I made up. I'll make the audios for the raps on Wondershare Video Editor before releasing them here.

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