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THE ULTIMATE NINJA BATTLE!

Justin Buckner as Kai
RapsThroughTime as Jay
Zackschannellive as Zane
DarkLink4749 as Cole
SuperThingsOnCups as Lloyd
RLYoshi as Leonardo
TheSuperPlushyBros as Donatello
MCGamingFTW as Raphael
WoodenHornets as Michelangelo

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
TMNT!
VS!
NINJAGO!
BEGIN!

Kai:
It’s time to kick some turtle ass, prepare for double trouble,
we’re the Masters of Spinjitzu, you’re the masters of assholes.

Jay:
I’m the blue ninja of lightning! prepare to get electrocuted,
our show made many kids keep watching, your show is so stupid.

Zane:
Jay is right, is your show even for normal people,
you’re just mutated turtles eating italian food and defeating evil.

Cole:
I’m strong and solid, try to take on my lego abs,
I may be afraid of snakes, but I can still make your shell crack.

Lloyd:
I may be little, but I can still take on all 4 of you,
I am the golden ninja, can you see my point of view?

Kai:
You guys are so weak, A can of worms is stronger than you all,
I could have a better fight than run in Ninjaball.

Jay:
Your master is a joke, your enemies makes me laugh,
gnarly dude? nobody ever wants to give a crap.

Zane:
Mutated fucking Turtles! ha! what a joke!

All:
looks like we're going to own this polluted hoax.

Leonardo:
Oh please, man, one of you 1 on 1 me dude,
I'll bring more pain than lego on your bottom of your shoes.

Donatello:
You'll chop up you chumps and rebuild you all again,
We ain't your friends, I bet you guys can't count up to ten.

Raphael:
We actually fight, you guys can't do shit,
we're about mess you up and chop off your lego brick dick.

Michelangelo:
Cowabunga! we’re gonna beat you guys, Jesus!
MMM I’m hungry for ninja lego brick pizza!

Leonardo:
We’re heroes, even though you don’t know what that is like,
you’ll be run over by a submarine powered by a bike.

Donatello:
Gentleman and Raphael, we’re gonna break you all,
we all are gonna kick your asses like Booyakasha!

Raphael:
We are not Kung-Fu Frogs, we are the Ninja Turtles,
we could kill you all faster than counting all sides on a circle.

Michelangelo:
We can win this battle like fighting Shred Head,
after this, we’ll make you never say xever again!

Kai:
Get ready to be burned by this scorching meteor,

Cole:
the only people that watch your show are kids that are 4.

Jay:
Michelangelo, go back to your happy place with ponies!

Zane:
Now give us a piece of pizza pepperoni!

Lloyd:
Stuff your face in pizza, but you could lose some fucking weight,

Kai:
I'll tip your shell, and you'll struggle as you encounter your fate.

Jay:
We maybe Lego or not, but we can still kick your ass,
your show nothing but a laugh and a piece of crap.

Leonardo:
Dude, chill, it's a battle not a fucking ninja fighting thing,

Raphael:
We're cool and kids like us more, we make cha-ching.

Donatello:
We'll shove a Master splinter in your asses, make ya scream,

Michelangelo:
These lego douche bags could only win in their dreams.

Leonardo:
Lego more like fucking go, ya know,

Raphael:
I have skills much better than you dumbasses bro.

Donatello:
We may live in the sewers, but you’re the ones who need a shower,

All:
Remember you plastic spazztics, we all got turtle power!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC... COWABUNGA... RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Ninjago. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 24.

BATTLE OF THE MOMS!

Brandon Lorbes as Lois Griffin
Zackschannellive as Marge Simpson

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
LOIS GRIFFIN!
VS!
MARGE SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Lois Griffin:
Do you know who you’re facing? It’s Lois Griffin BITCH!
your show may’ve been first, but we are still rich.
Bart is a troublemaker, Lisa makes me tired,
your first season made me roast you on an open fire.
What’s up with your hair? How many bees are in that hive?
My kids are actually geniuses, I got one thats like five.
I will twist you up like your fucking pretzel business,
You're just as pointless as my husband fighting a giant chicken.

Marge Simpson:
Marge not be proud on your stupid ass disses,
I mean seriously, they’re more dumb than how Chris is.
Our show will live forever, but Brian never will,
now why don’t you go kill yourself, here have a suicide pill.
You call yourself a mother but you act like a slut,
looks like I'm not the only one who will kick your butt.
We’re the Simpsons, you’re the Griffins, so much different,
now shut the fuck up and watch our show you hypocrite.

Lois Griffin:
Call me Family Woman cause I'm about to fuck you up,
at least I don't have a yellow retarded husband who is addicted to Donuts!
All my fans are lucky there’s a family guy, not a blue haired hoe,
my rhymes are like the chicken, your disses will get pwn’d!

Marge Simpson:
Why is your nose too big? you can’t even keep your balance,
and nobody fucking cares if your husband has wasted talent.
now let Marge Simpson conclude the end of this fight,
so stop weeping, fuck off, it’s over, GOOD NIGHT!

Lois Griffin:
Wait a minute, why are we fighting anyway, there’s no reason!
can we just stop it, I mean we’re both decent.
Marge Simpson:
Yeah, i don’t know why either, we should just stop,
like nobody cares who will be the top mom.

Lois Griffin:
I mean you have a good series.

Marge Simpson:
you do too!
I guess no other mom will be better than you.

Lois Griffin:
So can we be friends?

Marge Simpson:
there’s no way to deny!

Voice:
Coming Soon: Crossover with the Simpsons and Family Guy!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Marge Simpson vs Lois Griffin. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 25.

To celerbrate the upcoming release of Phineas and Ferb: Save Summer on June 29. Over 100 Plays for my first four battle? Nice. This battle features Phineas and Ferb's older sister, Candace against SpongeBob and Patrick's grumpy neighbor, Squidward.

Lyrics:
Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Candace Flynn
vs.
Squidward Tortellini
Begin!

Squidward:
Okay first of all my name is Tentacles.
And I'm gonna be the one to win, suck my tentacles.
Where she go? Oh wait, she's the size of a fly.
With this pounding lyrics, you will soon die.
Don't take sh*t with an older sister who gets pushed around.
At the end of this battle, I'll be making you frown.
I'm the true busting legend, you'll never even get in.
In this battle, I'll make sure you'll never forgive.

Candace:
I'm in charge now Squidward, you fun is done.
This is the end of your whole show and fun.
No one likes SpongeBob anymore, they just came to me.
Now just tell me what is last name supose to be?
Call me Doofenshmirtz 'cause I'll trap you bad.
Trust me, no one likes you. I'll make you sad.
You shouldn't cross me, you won't even win.
Your the worst thing, I never want to see you again.

Squidward:
Welcome to the Krusty Krab, we only serve your defeat.
I'm getting burned in the deep frying, I'm bringing the heat.
You never got your brothers where you want them.
Meanwhile in "Good Neighbors" I gave SpongeBob what he deserved.
You're a rip off of me and you'll never be better.
Even though it's summer, I will always be wetter.
How can I complain? You have a spider fear.
You will soon be busted, the end is near.

Candace:
Call it a "Sacifical Bust" 'cause you'll get it too.
It's hard to believe that we can come together us two.
I don't about SpongeBob and Patrick but they have them beat.
Here have a ticket to my live show instead, take a seat.
If I can't bust my brothers at least I'll bust you instead.
Man, you're insane, got hit on the head.
You can't play your clarinet, if it's rusted.
I have won, and you are so busted!

Who Won?
Who's Next?
We Decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Tortellini (wait what?)
Epic Rap Battles of Obie

Candace vs. Squidward. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 5

Mancha as Captain Planet
Miss4yo as Ms. Frizzle
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
VERSUS!
MS. FRIZZLE!
BEGIN!

Captain Planet:
My name is Captain Planet, I’m the king of the environment
This crazy bitch is so old, she should go on retirement
Drive your magic bus outta here, or this super clean super hero will hit ya 
Your show is just like your rapping Frizzle, it’s pure litter
Been saving the world from dirt, while you drive into kids mouths 
Teach this to your students, as I show you what “recycling” is all about
This captain is about to show this insane teacher some pain
Tell me what you have to say, before I wash out this stain

Ms. Frizzle:
Hold on children, we’re in for a bumpy ride
Ms. Frizzle decides to put learning aside
To dis out this thong wearing bastard, we won’t need seat belts 
I’m gonna win this battle, I couldn't have said it better myself!
You say you’re all mighty, when you’re not the captain of the planet
I’ll run over you with my magic school bus, so can it!
I won't be so ego friendly to this pedophilic clown
As I always say… Nothing is gonna take me down

Captain Planet:
Let our powers combine, it’s time we finish this off this wannabe
It’s clear you’re the worse bitch in space in cartoon history 
I’ll use all my might to wipe away this disgrace
Why don’t you shrink yourself again, so I won’t have to see your face

Ms. Frizzle:
Compared to real superheroes, your powers don’t do squat 
This twat has a worse plot, with more spots and dots than my top
Keep your spandex, for my complex disses will leave you to rust
I don’t have time for this, time to ride the Magic School Bus!

Steven:
It’s me Steven Universe! Look at my name and give some respect
Or I’ll pollute your two assholes, and leave you both wrecked
I’ll use the power of my gem to end you two for good
This won’t be a fun trip Ms. Friz, let this be understood
CP?, you’re not a hero, considering you can’t handle this
Take all your low existence of this planet, Captain Planet
Frizzle, after my verse, you’ll be riding in a hearse
And now, I think it’s time that you get out of Steven’s Universe

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 36

SEASON 4 IS HERE!

We are starting off this season with a bang, The Blues Brothers vs Drake & Josh featuring special guest rapper Richalvarez!

VideoGameRapBattles as Drake Bell
Game Mechanics (Logan)as Josh Peck
Richalvarez (Richard and Chris) as The Blues Brothers

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
DRAKE AND JOSH
VERSUS
THE BLUES BROTHERS
BEGIN

Josh Peck:
Yo, Joliet and Elwood, it's me, representing Nickelodeon
Don’t step these brothers ‘less you wanna tussle both of ‘em
We’ll put the blue in you brothers, you're  pathetic,  yo
With this flow we'll show why our show has so many episodes!

Drake Bell:
I've had enough of your ''soul'', so let me play my guitar!
I'm Drake Bell! I’ll wring you out while I spit bars
So keep your briefcase locked, you're about to get shocked
Go back to that prison with your Jailhouse rock!
(Drake) Look at it from our Belleview (Josh) you utterly suck!

Drake Bell:
Please just stop playing music, for that I'll pay 5000 bucks!

Josh:
I'm a straight A student, these Muppets got nothing up their sleeve!
(Josh) Thinking you can take us? (Drake) You're both crazier than Steve!
(Josh) I ain't callin you a truther so you losers better scram
(Drake) You two's talent is almost as hidden as our lamb!
(Josh) You claim you've got Soul, Man, (Drake) you'll still be beaten!

Drake and Josh:
And we could sum it up why in about 2000 different reasons!

Jake Blues:
All Drake cares about is being popular in school
And Josh's magic tricks make him look like a fool
You've should’ve Rawhid versus brothers so cool
Black suit and glasses, you know that we rule!

Elwood Blues:
Here we have two boobs, 

Jake Blues: well, I see four… 

Elwood Blues:
 Feel the rhythm and the blues with every hit of a chord 
Everybody needs somebody to love, but you both aren't it
We conquered every problem to save our orphanage!
(Elwood) These teenage dramaqueens (Jake) are obviously flawed

Elwood:
You fools can't stop us, we're on a mission from God!
(Jake) We're like Riders in the Sky (Elwood) and we ain't faking

Jake & Elwood: 
How can you think of beating us if you lose to Megan?

(Drake) Look, Josh!(Josh) they're shaking!(Drake and Josh) haha, high five!

(Drake) what would your career be without Saturday Night Live?

Drake Bell:
The best duo in the entertainment industry, there ain't no other

Josh Peck:
We're owning these fools so HUG ME, BROTHAH

Josh Peck:
I've got a bone to Peck with you two, slap you like it’s ping pong

Drake Bell:
If you can’t withstand our heat, keep your sunglasses on!
(Josh) I'm not gonna Give you some Lovin' (Drake) me neither, bro!

Drake and Josh:
Why don't you go back to your sweet home and Chiga-go!

Jake Blues:
Defeating Jake and Elwood, hell would have to freeze over

Elwood Blues:
We'll hit you with the bluesmobile like your names were both Oprah!
(Jake) The MC's of R&B spit such rhythm (Elwood) Yeah, we take it easy, man!

Jake Blues:
Flipping you the foam finger so you’ll throwdown again!
(Elwood) You've got a stupid cliché show (Jake and Elwood) don't deny it, Bell.

Elwood Blues:
The white trash, brain-dead version of Kenan and Kel!
(Jake) The Blues Brothers won this (Elwood) we're simply fantastic!

Jake and Elwood:
Go back to entertaining kids, we've got a cult classic!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Drake & Josh vs The Blues Brothers

CREIDT TO FROGGY FOR THE MATCHUP :D

Limonnaire as Kim Possible
Fel as Numbuh 1

Lyrics:
Numbuh 1:
This is hard to comprehend so lemme rerun the sitch 
They put me up against a stone-cold teenage bitch!?
I’m ruthless like Rufus, it is ideal if you Shego! 
This heroine’s on heroin; messin’ with numero Uno! 
I’m Ron Stoppable, you winning is Kim Possible
Disney’s Drakken on your show in ways that really are improbable! 
This is Nacho win- don’t test me Kimberly 
You’re more of a loser now than when you were a pre-teen 

Kim Possible:
You’re really bugging me-
you won’t be surviving this operation,
For I will break this bowling ball’s
eccentric imagination, 
I’m the best of the best, all my skills are perfected 
Genius? you can’t even spell “number” correctly!
I’m in need of a needle, to teach this kid to can it! 
Go and leave this battle like you left this planet! 

Numbuh 1:
Please, That’s all you’ve got? You think that hurts?
It must real tiring when a fat nerd’s doing all the work 
I rock this turtle neck, you dress like a slutty clown
That’s enough, It’s time I put this puppy-dog down!

Kim Possible:
I’m extremely athletic, you’re extremely pathetic  
You’ll regret stepping to my incredible genetics 
I swam the English Channel, mastered Mantis Kung-Fu 
My set of skills make Numbuh 1 look like a Number 2


Kim Possible vs Numbuh 1. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

WoodenHornets as Randy Marsh
Stofferex as Homer Simpson
Matthew Thomas as Peter Griffin
Justin Buckner as Hank Hill
MCGamingFTW as Fred Flintstone

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
RANDY MARSH
VERSUS
HOMER SIMPSON
BEGIN

Randy Marsh:
You think you’re all popular you jaundiced spastic?
All you’re really known for is being a sarcastic bastard
Your show is awful, I’m sorry I thought this was America! (GAALL)
Your below average intelligence is the only thing hysterical
You playdoh fatso, you shoulda stayed at home!
20 fucking seasons and still your show blows!
Long live this fat pig, I think everyones had enough
Oh and by the way, Marge enjoyed sucking my doughnuts!

Homer Simpson:
You should know It takes big balls to come and step to me,
You tried your best and disappointedly failed miserably
Stop blockbusting off to some B class porn
Probably starring a knock off version of Lorde (OOH)
I’ll be making history and be remembered in fables
Meanwhile you’re taking tips from “Am I disabled?”
Hold on I’m busy kicking your ass, you’ll have to speak up!
You’re a horrific father, now I’m off to grab a duff

Peter Griffin:
Let the real king of cartoons come and show you how to make a diss
Your rhymes are more crappy than how South Park animation-is
Take a tip- I’m obviously the best cartoon dad,
and you all of you should run away faster than a cutaway gag! (hehehe)
Making fat stacks… power planting fat raps!
Baldy, I bet you have more hair on your shrivelled yellow sack
Ehhhh, I’ve been more impressed by Meg than you two
Even Hank Hill can agree that I’m the top toon!

Hank Hill:
God dang it Peter, you just had to go and mess with me
I’m Hank Hill, sell propane and propane accessories
Now you listen to me mister, no damn way am I scared
Cause like how I grill my stakes, I spit disses medium rare
You’re a LOSER Randy! All you do is sit and whine
Prime time rhymes that’ll hit y’all bellow the belt line
Serving an ass beating, better not ask for a refill
None of you could top this King of the Hill! (yupp)

Fred Flintstone:
Spit raw rhymes from the prehistoric times
The original Family Guy’s here to Bedrock the mic!
Not unlike Hanks show, Homer’s intellect is limited
I might be a caveman but it’s you lot who are primitive
I can rock n’ roll- I’m an ace at bowling
One joke and Bamm Bamm, I get the laughs rolling
Randy your rhymes were weak like Homer’s dad my friend
Get lost and Yabba-Dabba-Don’t cross me again!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Fel & others

Randy Marsh vs Homer Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 46.

ERBO??? Remastered: Sly Cooper vs Sora

Video coming soon

Sora: Dusk

Sly Cooper: MetalFire

Sora: (00:24)
I’ve dropped a Dream Distance to school Robin Hood trash 
In this Playstation: like your furry peeps, you Spyroed and Crashed
Always losing in Cops and Robbers? Not really a shocka 
Your Honor and skills as a thief are even faker than your Amnesia 
Ringtailing your enemies on the roof? Seen smoother from Dimitri 
Stereotypical ladies men will get Mugshots for being Goofy 
You’re more reckless than Murry so losing to the Master is just Destiny 
Even when I rap by Sleep, I’ve dropped lines harder then Clock-La to Bentley 

Sly Cooper: (00:47)
The hero That Never Was, less relevant to our Memories than Xion
Hollow Cloud clones only deserve attention at the Magic Kingdom 
Give you a Silent Obliteration like Drake and more stealthy than Snake
Clue for you: like your handhelds, you’re Aquas biggest mistake 
All Stars are like the Contessa cause I spit so mesmerizing 
I’ve Re-coded my families legacy, you’re enslaved to Disney advertising 
Keeping teenage boys inside of you? and I thought Mz Ruby was freaky
New page: Stealing Heartless Nobodies victories like Riku and Kairi!

Sora: (1:11)
I’ve Soared into greatness, you’re putting your clan to shame
Making fans cry of joy at E3, you give cliffhangers in every game
Putting you behind BARS like Sweeney isn’t hard cause you’re harmless
Your flow needs Clockwork if you wanna take on the savior of darkness
This is Critical Mode, no Lucky Charm can save you from my Key
Constantly betrayed by your comrades, but mine will never abandon me
I’ll spit some Flame-fu at bastards weaker than Rayleigh!
I’ve put rodents down like the fiendish five to your family!

Sly Cooper: (1:34)
Flow colder than Sea ice cream, while this kid’s still salty 
Send you to Castle Oblivion for disgracing Final Fantasy 
Slick, Sly, saving cities and countries by the day 
Timeline more scattered and useless than Naminé
Your rhymes are softer than Gumi, I pack more bite than Cerberus 
I’ve seen better Chain of card play in the streets of Las Vegas
Not even in 358 days could you hope to win with your Trinity 
You’ve failed topping the Coopers like your Mark of Mastery 


ERBO??? #1.5: Sly Cooper vs Sora. The Final Mix.

If you like video games and rap battles, you've come to the right place. Take a 21 minute journey throughout the chronological history of video games, this is quite the ride.

The video is expected to be FUCKING NEVER

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uvRZBgLgx2ol_i6l8MSXLzYHD7xjVgdSx0fyPk9Cp-k/
Vote for the Winner: http://goo.gl/ILQ6OH

@erboi as Pong Paddle (Pong)
@jmbraps as Breakout Paddle (Breakout)
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as Invader (Space Invaders)
@adzsphecky as Asteroid Ship (Asteroids)
@erborandomness as PAC-MAN (PAC-MAN)
@rlyoshi as Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Nicholas Krauss as Pitfall Harry (Pitfall!)
@marioworldguy as Bomberman (Bomberman)
@gamingallstarrapbattles, @maplesyrupcario, @multisupervids and @metalfire-2 as Tetris Blocks (Tetris)
@stofferex and @videogamerapbattles as Mario and Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
@lyrical-gamer as Link (The Legend of Zelda)
@jetman300 as Mega Man (Mega Man)
@gorshatastic as Samus Aran (Metroid)
@erbocb as Ryu (Street Fighter)
@yobar-makara as Scrooge McDuck (Ducktales)
@epicpokemonrapbattles as Captain Falcon (F-Zero)
@shadyvox as Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
@zanderpeers as Kirby (Kirby)
@stofferex as Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
@duskrapbattles as Fox McCloud (Star Fox)
@vinnyot as Ness (Earthbound/Mother)
@tyler-cagle-1 as Crono (Chrono Trigger)
@stofferex as Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
@leannaire as Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
@erboi as Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy)
@s0n1c-fr3nzy and @skiptilemusic as Banjo and Kazooie (Banjo and Kazooie)
@mat4yo as Spyro the Dragon (Spyro the Dragon)
Frank Summers as Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
@rlyoshi as Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) 
@joshua-tomlin-1 as Red (Pokemon Red)
@jmbraps, @thesuperplushybros and @joshua-tomlin-1 as Sims (The Sims)
@hyperjacob96 as Master Chief (Halo)
@jwong12100 as The Lich King (World of Warcraft)
@fanmadecreepypastarapbattles as Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
@niicmusic as Viewtiful Joe (Viewtiful Joe)
@edx-beats as Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
Nemraps as Kratos (God of War)
@kevin_krust as Wander (Shadow of the Colossus)
@leannaire as Amaterasu (Okami)
@epic-fan-made-rap-battles as Robloxian (ROBLOX)
@froggy7771 as Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed)
@blingface as Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto)
@duskrapbattles as Cole MacGrath (inFAMOUS)
@mancha-4 as Red Bird (Angry Birds)
@jmbraps as Ethan Mars (Heavy Rain)
@adolf-kyenza as Alex Mason (Call of Duty: Black Ops)
@lyrical-warfare1 as Steve (Minecraft)
@ciaran-mcginn as The Traveler (Journey)
@jmbraps and ArcadianSonnetVA  as Joel and Ellie (The Last of Us)
@harrypotter2875 as Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight)
@joshcvoice  as The Sole Survivor (Fallout 4)
@jimv2000 as Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Karaoke: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/t0c6cpm6fu8w8cc/OFFICIAL_VIDEO_GAME_RAP_BATTLE_BEAT.mp3

The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle

I decided to make a rap series, This shows interesting matchups that I made up. I'll make the audios for the raps on Wondershare Video Editor before releasing them here.

Candace vs. Squidward. Epic Rap Battles of Obie 5

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