Mickey James as Noob
Primetec as Guest

Old audio.

Noob vs Guest. Epic Rap Battles of Roblox (OLD AUDIO/UNOFFICIAL)

Welcome to the 14th unofficial Epic Rap Battles of Roblox. Today we have Noob facing off against Guest.

Mickey James as Noob
Prime as Guest
Audio Edited by Primetec

Noob:
hai guzt, itz tiem tu bt diz accuntlz prik
Dinkn dat ull bet me? dued, ur a hueg btvh
nubdy lieks u, pluz ur nutien butt a cumplt lei
aftr dis iz uvr, ill mke u dei
y wr u addd in da furst plce, wur u treng tu cupy meh
prubrbley u wer juzr mkng new frndz ur sumtn se
im gunna jehsjsbjxbdydjxhdjbxj und snd u teu hll
ur nuring bt a shet pil of guk, su go fuk urslf

Guest:
Looks like this stupid creature of Roblox has challenged this amazing Guest!
After this over, I’ll put his army and himself at rest
All you want is attention from pros, admins, and bunch more
But all you’ve gotten is hate, so get out of this you whore
I may not have an account, but at least I’m not some noob
TEH EPIK DUK IZ CUMING! So you better run or you’ll be screwed
Facing this Guest was the biggest mistake you ever did.
Get out of this competition, or you will make this guest PISSED

Noob:
ur rpz ure jzt rribl, i rthr gu gt meh sum moneh
pls gv meh sum rblx und tix plzz
luk at ur cluthsz, it haz nutng butta hat
wieth a rublox lugu un 1t, undd 1tz luek like crap
i rtgr buthr sun ppl, than lztn tu u
buldrmn tuld meh hao tu gt 10000 fmw dan u
aul u gut to du iz to leve
becuz nubudy cn beet diz N-O-O-BEEEEE! 

Guest:
Your grammar is so terrible, go take some Grammar lessons
You should just leave, because you know I’ll beat you in a second!
Nobody likes you, you’re a joke, you suck at ROBLOX and
You’ve should have never existed, and you should have been banned
Your skin looks like a Simpson wannabe, and your clothes are just a mess
I’ll bring in a army of guest, to put you to rest, and make your noob group dead
Your a mess, and a disgrace, plus you’re just a complete turd
Sorry noob, but looks like you have been dissed, by this accountless user

Noob vs Guest. Epic Rap Battles of Roblox - The Unofficial Series

After four months of work, I have finally uploaded Skype vs Google Hangout! :D

If there is any improvements I need to do, please tell me. I wanted to get this battle out as soon as I can.

Boris as Skype
Prime as Google Hangout
ChaoProd as Yahoo! Messenger

Written by: Me, Dawson, Prime, and Dangerguy3MC
Beat Produced by: Allrounda Productions

Skype:
Looks like you got some messages from the one and only Skype!
I gotta say, you have a really nice program you have. SYKE!!
You were made by the shittiest company, while I was made by Microsoft!
Many people use me, while people say your app sucks!
Looks like your calls have been discontinued, and so as your shitty livestreams!
I was known from a lot of people, while your calls are pretty laggy
Been in this race since 03’, there’s no way you can step to me!
You’ve just been blocked, and reported, by this app that’s legendary!

Google Hangout:
Looks like you have joined the call, it’s time to beat this copycat
No offence, but your calls suck, and you really suck ass.
You may get the fans, but I’ve got the YouTubers!
No wonder why you were used by Mac, Linux and PC users!
My calls have apps and effects, while yours have none!
By the end of this fight, your whole community and app will be none!
Why don’t you leave this fight, and go back making your calls!
I’m the most popular app in the history, but soon, I’ll make you fall

Skype:
My app is more popular, prepare for me to kick your ass!
You’ll be left shattered and broke, call yourself Google Glass!
I’ll make you more laggy, and more useless, and soon, YouTubers will use me.
Who uses Hangouts? NOBODY! I’M THE TRUE MC!

Hangout:
Yeah, I may be useless, but still I’ll make you dead
Why the hell is your logo blue, it should be changed to BLOODY RED
Stop becoming popular, and just get out
You’ve just been kicked from the call by the one and only HANGOUT!

Yahoo! Messenger:
It’s Yahoo! Messenger, here to defeat these stupid fakes!
Been in this game since 98, and soon you are ALL going to be shut down today!
Even though I don’t make any calls, I’ll still ruin all of your shitty calls.
Once you’ve installed me, I’ll make you both dead and gone!!
Skype, you’re only used to make shitty gameplays, and used for the Rap Battle Community
Hangouts, you’re used for shitty businesses, that’s why you’re useless, can’t you see
You want to mess with me? Well, I’ll mess up your programs you nerds
Guess what? You have been beaten by the ONE AND ONLY YAHOO! MESSENGER!!

Skype vs Google Hangout

This is a the karaoke to the main battle, Skype vs Google Hangout. You can use this karaoke to make covers.

(I DO NOT OWN THIS BEAT)

Beat Produced by: Allrounda Productions

Original: https://soundcloud.com/epic-rap-battles-of-roblox-the-unofficial-series/skype-vs-google-hangout

Skype Vs Google Hangout KARAOKE

This is the acapella for Skype vs Google Hangout. You can use this acapella for remixes.

Original: https://soundcloud.com/epic-rap-battles-of-roblox-the-unofficial-series/skype-vs-google-hangout

Skype Vs Google Hangout ACAPELLA

Welcome to the unofficial series of Epic Rap Battles of Roblox. This series will never be remembered after the series finale, so yeah

Skype Vs Google Hangout KARAOKE

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