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IceKingFan400 vs Jared S.

Welcome to our 54th ERBParodies!

Justin Buckner as Otzi the Iceman
Miss4yo as Queen Elsa

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES 
QUEEN ELSA 
VS 
OTZI
BEGIN!

Otzi:
Straight from the Similaun its the abominable Ötzi
Here to diss the deuteragonist of an overhyped movie!
This aint Halloween nor  Christmas, but here's a run for your money
I've combined the two, you see, I'm an icecold mummy!
Don’t mess with a Neanderthal
This here is your sequel and it won’t end happy after all!
So gather your Anna, Hans, Kristoff, and a Sven?
to watch me melt the ice witch of Hans Christian Andersen
I’m a warrior, strong as the mountain I roadblock
You’re a moody marshmallow as soft as Olaf
I’m strapped with a longbow, so if you try to diss me 
There’ll only be 12 more whores left in Disney

Elsa:
Chill, Bear Grylls, I'll show you a predator.
Got a high temper, but too low of a temperature!
So, pass the mic, or catch a blast of ice!
Get lost on a hike? Get sacrificed!
You wish to skirmish? you'll lose your epidermis, you mummy! 
'cause I'll whip you worse than that worm in your tummy!
Once Upon a Time, Scrooge McGruff lost his brush,
And got stuck in a gully when the Queen lost her glove!

Otzi:
Its not called singing when you belt and scream
you’re even more of a mistake than Adele Dazeem
Quit your sellout schemes, think of what your fans would say to ya
if they knew my country pities those in Scandanavia
I’ll thaw your ass with a Copper Axe
Lets watch you rap when your talking rocks are smashed
While you’re painting your nails and you’re swinging your purse,
I’m the pharaoh of the snow, do your worst and get cursed!
For the First Time in Forever I’ll be the Freeze-er
Your rhymes aren’t sick, you just have Frozen Fever!
With hammering cold disses, I’m best in the game
and your kingdom’s going south into incestuous reign
You're a danger to yourself, so neglected, defected
Cross my territory, you’re getting’ shipwrecked, kid
So while I stay Frozen, your throne will grow rotten
Time turned me Golden, it’ll turn you forgotten

Elsa:
The snow glows among the whitest of hues.
For a Queen to fight would be strictly taboo.
But when I'm through, you're gonna need a couple more tattoos!
'Cause I handcrafted the kingdom that killed you!
Sheathe your shaft and your ashy handles!
or I'll turn 'Fritz' into Frozen Fractals!
Return to your minute museum and leave my Palace
or I'll have to re-shatter your phallus!
I've been blessed with the power to freeze!
you've only been blessed to eternally sneeze!
I bet the Ice man once had rhymes much colder...
but then he took an arrow in the shoulder!
I’m not the good girl I used to know.
And you’re no hero, no skin, just bones.
To avoid a cliffhanger in Ötzal’s snow,
Accept your fate and let it go.

Ötzi vs Elsa

Fel as Dead Bart
Frenzy as Numbers Station

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
FALLOUT 3: NUMBERS STATION
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN

Dead Bart:
It's time for this dead kid to have this DJ smothered
Take you to my grave and put you in it, just to have you suffer
Euthanizing this dog seems to be the right thing to do
Hell, to get to your Easter egg, the player has to kill you!
Eat my shorts, and go back to your radio station
You're just a creation created for a fail out of the nation
Battling me? I'll beat you Kwik-E, and you'll surely regret it
Time for this anchor to end, so you can be replaced by Margaret

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
What's up everybody, it's the all powerful Three Dog
You're listening to Galaxy News Radio, your #1 spot
You died in the air, god Bart, you don't have any guts
I've had enough of your words, time to kick this bum in the nuts
I'm bringing the truth to you, no matter how bad it hurts
Matt scrapped you to have you forever sleeping in the dirt
I'm a friendly neighborhood disc jockey, but not in this fight
I'll ride my victory like an airplane, and end this like your life

Dead Bart:
Come with me, as I take you down to the pits of hell
Leave you dead like the Queen, and you won't end well
I predicted Michael Jackson's death, so just quit it, DJ
It’s clear to see your death came as predicted on this grave!
You're just a Capital Waste of space, so get bent and go away
I'll stretch you and blur you, 'cause your fame is starting to fade
See these names on my tombstone, you’re next on my list!
It’s time to leave this Dog like my credits, silent

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
Dead Bart? The highlight of your life is giving out a virus
With your head glued on Homer's body, except just brainless
There's nothing to settle, you're a certain kind of "special"
You’re even sick of yourself; that’s why your skin is so yellow
Your existence was hated, so prepare to be debarted
I'm fighting this Good Fight, looks like you're just a GNRetard
Have you Fallout of this fight, like the plane but more brutal
Your pasta is more of a joke then what Homer said at your funeral

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Dead Bart vs Fallout 3: Numbers Station. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 21.

Justin Buckner as Angry Sim
WoodenHornets as Energetic Sim
Nathan Provost as Lazy Sim
Froggy as Artistic Sim

Matthew as Villager 1
CeKeFe as Villager 2
Mr. MapleSyrup as Villager 3
Vincent as Villager 4

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
THE SIMS
VS
ANIMAL CROSSING
BEGIN

The Sims:
Angry Sim:
What are these? hugging trees, trying to rustle our leaves
Energetic Sim:
Shh! 
Angry Sim:
No need to speak! We’ll use Simlish to *simlish word* you upstream!

Energetic Sim:
Let me query these queers, arrange your face towards how we feel to ya!
Corrupt you like your towns with an ordinance for zoophilia!

Lazy Sim:
I would do this later, procrastinating to beat ‘em
But I could be a better mayor just sleeping in your museum

Artistic Sim:
We can onomatopoeia’em,
Energetic Sim: 
Switz Zorg! Ooh! Dabee!
Artistic Sim:
Make their red noses bleed! 
All:
Turning over a New Leaf!

Animal Crossing:
Villager 1:
Welcome to our Wild World, Sims, here we gooooo!
Don't need to pocket your pool ladder to drown you with our flow

Villager 2:
Town tuning out your shitty simulated committees
If you can’t dig it, we got treaties that’ll keep you in your city

Villager 3:
We’ve got similar roots, but we can rip raw weeds!
Watch us trip you up with disses like a pitfall seed!

Villager 4:
Smashing Simcity spinoffs till they’re blue and noir 
Now I suggest you take a seat, before we move it to the door




The Sims:
Angry Sim:
Our mods are iconic
Lazy Sim
Ironic, Your failure’s hand-held
Artistic Sim:
Lookin through nooks and crannies just tryna’ ring a bell

Energetic Sim:
Let’s take it to the streets, we’ll see who’s talking
All:
you’re more less of a threat than an actual animal crossing

Animal Crossing:

Villager 1:
Agh! We’re axe assassins, knap-sacking the win!

Villager 2:
If you wanna be like us then I’ll make you MySim!

Villager 3:
It’s PC verse 3D, you’re stuck in ‘04!

Villager 4:
and Sims 4, was a bore, 
All:
even slower than Spore…..

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
Y-Y-YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RA-*splashes in pool* *drowns* BATTLE PARODIES!!!

Written by Matteo, SuperThingsOnCups, Mr.MapleSyrup, Fel, Zander, Froggy, MetalFire

Beat by: Kustom

The Sims vs Animal Crossing

WoodenHornets as Trevor Phillips
Dusk as Michael de Santa
GetSlayedTV as Franklin Clinton
Matthew Thomas as Ed
TheSuperPlushyBros as Edd
Stofferex as Eddy

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES
TREVOR, MICHAEL, & FRANKLIN
VERSUS
ED, EDD, & EDDY
BEGIN!

Trevor Phillips:
Confronting me? You Brats better run back to your mommys! 
Before I beat you to a pulp, and steal all your pocket money
Michael de Santa:
The life of crime I’ve escaped, I’m the good guy now
I didn’t forget my caped past just to face these toonish clowns
Franklin Clinton:
Y’all will be more paranoid than Jimmy, dawg, don’t mess with us, kids!
Less’ you plan on getting yo ass shot in the chest
Michael de Santa:
We’ll leave you wasted! 
Trevor Phillips:
Smash your faces to the ground and that’s my Ultimatum!
You stooges remind me of hipsters, ‘cause I absolutely hate em’

Ed:
These GTA freaks are so scared, they’re gonna need to grab their weapons
You better run before you get pounded into the dirt by Kevin!
Edd:
You think you’re gonna win? Well I gotta say, that is tragic
With my intellect, your schemes are as bad as your graphics
Eddy:
You better give me your money, and not use it to buy drugs
Your faces are more ugly than the Kanker Sisters, I’ll squish you like bugs
Ed:
You call yourselves criminals? Well if so, you’re the lamest
Leave you dead like Trevor’s brother, it’s no wonder you three are hated

Trevor Phillips:
Ooh, you’ve got me going now, no shit I’m crazy; I’m an animal! 
Michael de Santa:
I’ll show you a Jaw Breaker as I reshape all of your mandibles
Franklin Clinton:
Want a piece of us? Yo, You’ve just been shooting blanks!
Trevor Phillips:
While these ant’s brain’s are nothing but wooden’ planks 
Michael de Santa:
Don’t act all high and mighty, you’re as worthless as my son
Franklin Clinton:
These disses we spittin will taste better than some Chunky Puffs
Trevor Phillips:
You’re a waste of space, this shouldn’t come as a surprise;
All:
No way teenaged scumbags could stop these criminal masterminds!

Ed:
You’re a chicken! Grand Theft fools make me sickened
Edd:
You’ll never win this, it seems that you failed your little mission
Eddy:
You’re not good, you should go back to your hood
Ed:
Your story is more boring than playing with a block of wood
Edd:
Just like Devin, you’ll get thrashed, smashed, and trashed!
Eddy:
You’re just made for some teenagers to waste their cash
Ed:
Once Upon an Ed, these crackheads thought they could win this rap
All:
Then they realized it’s impossible to face the Cul-de-Sac

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!

Written by: Matthew, Fel, Maple, and Stofferex

Ed, Edd, and Eddy vs Trevor, Michael, and Franklin

Beat by AllRounda
Luis as BMW
Boris as Mercedes-Benz
Lyrics:
VEHICULAR RAP BATTLE

BMW

VS

MERCEDESE-BENZ

3,2,1 GO!

BMW:00:20

It’s time to get my engine ready for this lyrical pounding

At the end of this battle in my flows you’ll be drowning

Founded 1913 and I’m still going strong

You should just get thrown in the dumpster, that's were ya belong

I'm the better brand who will knock out of this lyricel race

I’ll supercharge my turbo and shoot flames all over your face

Your'e losing this face off, why don’t you just quit?

'Cause at the car dealer I'm the one that everyone picks

Mercedese 00:40

No wonder they pick you first, your cars are cheaper than your rhymes

Compared to you I'm the one who stands the test of time

I get costomers faster than your cars do laps

and not to mention your cars are only driven by arogant doughbags

I'll make you feel blue like half the colours of you logo

I bet your suspension setup is the same as a pogo

I guess you're just to slow, better pick up the pase

I'm the winner here, looks like you're coming in second place

BMW 01:00

Ha, you make me laugh,your rhymes are weaker than your tires

It's a fact, i'm the model that everyone desires

after my lyrical assault your engine will be melting

You're even worse than the Prius, now ain't that embarresing

Mercedese-Benz:1:10

Over many centuries I've been creating quality vehicles

After seeing your drivers what makes you think that you're supirior?

I'm the best here, end of race, it's time for you to retire

You're starteled,ha ,I guess I blew out your tires.

outro:1:22

Who came first?

You decide!

VEHICILER RAP BATTLE!!!!

BMW Vs Mercedes-Benz

The reason why this is scrapped because Cline left the community and no more battles will come ahead in the future. Enjoy, I guess..
Boris as Dipper
Primetec as Flapjack
Written by Dean B and Cline
Mixed by Boris
Lyrics:
Flapjack:
Try me “Little Dipper” cause your rapping is crap
After this rap battle, I will leave you Tourist Trapped!
I’ll punch you with lyrical Brass K’nuckles, my show is way better
I’ll beat you as many times as Mabel amounts of sweaters
I have glorious charms, you are a loser who not manly enough
Your rhymes are weak, when I’m coming in rough
You’re like a young Bear Grylls, who is a wannabe Holmes
Your chances of winning this fight is smaller than a Gnome!

Dipper: 
Don't mess with a Pines, you better believe
You hang out with a fatass whale and a blue faced thief
You immature bastard sailor, you're making me pissed
I'm the winner in this rap fight, so decipher this!
It's Dipper Pines, gonna kick your ass with this diss, 
You horribly suck, your ratings are going deeper than The Bottomless Pit!
I got a better show, I don’t need to send 3 letters back
You show’s rotting more than the Mystery Shack! 

Flapjack:
You think you can stop me, with that stupid journal
You’re nicknamed after your birthmark?, my show is unstoppable
Wendy rejected you, I’ll beat you, Lazy Bones!
Bam! Your reaches low tidings, Jar He Blows
You’ll be “Foot Burned”, when I spit lyrical fire
You just got “Skooled”, so Please, Retire
You “Gravity Fell”, so go into the Bunker
I won, It’ll be “you versus your horrible rapping future”

Dipper:
You became stale after these years, you are “Not what you seem”
You live in a whale, while I solve Gravity Falls’ mysteries
My rhymes will eat on you more than the Gobblewonker
Stop being proud of yourself, you can never beat Dipper!
You’re more ugly than your show’s art style, this is how it’ll go
You’ll be ending up worse than when Gideon Rose!
You travel the seas, you’ll be shipwrecked
I won this fight, now All Hands on Deck!


Dipper Pines vs Flapjack SCRAPPED AUDIO

URB as Ben 10
Ben as Humangasour
Boris as FourArms

Jacob as Johnny Test

Josh as Danny Phantom

lyrics:
Johnny Test:
 I hope you know, I won’t going easy on you
Defeat you once like Eugene I don’t care if I’m being rude
Plot twists every episode Really messy like GOOP
Making your fans so mad, can’t attract a better age group?
This will be the ending, you stink like a fly
I know you’re taking down aliens, I’m taking down villains in the sky
 You should try to make friends, your plot is so terrible
You need to fix your watch, and learn to do something bearable

Ben 10:
Hello Johnny Test, looks like your bars had no meaning
 But unlike your name, your failure will always be repeating
I defeated an evil tyrant, who vanquished the galaxy
Funny how your fame is by your sisters, actually
Have a talking dog, because you have no other friends
Naming an animal Dukey, perfectly describes your show’s sense
I’m apart of the plumbers and I'm a famous hero
I dug a hole for your grave, because I’m like armadrillo

Johnny Test:
Ben 10 invented the art of copycat
When he takes powers from aliens, and gains fame for cash
Making enemies of media, and a superhero
Too bad this nemesis of my diss-es will be finished

Humungousaur:
They call me Humungousaur because I’m gigantic
And with my utter size I’ll leave you running frantic
Fourarms:
I don’t need any help to take down this little brat
All of your disses will just be bounced back
(Beat Fades out)
Ben 10: 
You must’ve realized by now you can’t beat me
I crossed with two tv shows, you act cool but you’re weak
I have a weapon of destruction called the omnitrix
I can finish you off in less than a minute
Being experimented on by both of your sisters
My show is bad? Your life needs to be fixed
With anomalies and aliens coming in fast, 
I’ll diss this kid ben ten times and that will be your last

(New beat fades in)
Danny Phantom:
They call me Danny Phantom, cause I'm transparent to your rhymes
I defeat my enemies, As I define the lines of mine..
I know you think I’m bad, but you thought wrong
The working of a ghost to make this battle twice as long
Igniting lyricists with chances to break my disses
But once you try to step to me, you’ll already be finished
With all the enemies I take, they all seem to boast
Once I turn on my power, I’ll be a supernatural ghost

Johnny Test Vs Ben 10 Cartoon Rap Battles 1

Welcome to the 3rd installment of Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles! This battle's match-up will be: BRVR vs Rap Rat.

Thanks to BroCheck and TheGamingChao for playing the characters in this rap battle!

Lyrics:
BRVR:
Why did my trainer leave? She’ll be suffering with me
Along with you, Aparat, since you’re just a myth, see
STOP TRYING TO LOVE ME, CAUSE BRVR WON’T LOVE YOU BACK!
You can't defend yourself from all of my lightning attacks!
Thunder Waves of rhymes attacking you to send you to my hell
An Iron Tail’ll slice a rapping rodent to bits, you can tell...
…that BRVR knows you’re lying when you say that you’ll win
You might think this is the end but it's just starting to begin...

Rap Rat:
Don't try to shock me like your trainer, instead listen to this
Like the cheese, you’ll be eaten then be turned into nothingness
I'm Rap Rat, R-Rap Rat, cut out for this rap game too.
You didn't go anywhere after brutally killing your trainer, DID YOU?
I was just too busy battling this dead mouse of a Pet
Looking a little sick; go VR your way to the lone vet
The time ticks, the spinner spins. But there’s no extra time.
Get off the air! It's not 1999, YOU’LL BE CURSED IN YOUR PARADIGM!

BRVR:
How ironic, you can’t even do what’s in your own name!
With a few thunder fangs, I’ll easily beat your game.
I’ll just stay in the darkness, I don’t need you, so why don’t you just halt.
AND YOUR RAPS ARE INEFFECTIVE COMPARED TO A THUNDERBOLT!!

Rap Rat:
Let me take that syringe to leave you scars on your face
Solely ‘cause of your ‘pasta you are a Pokemon disgrace!
You can’t mess with this Aparat; that's what YOU SHOULD’VE LEARNED
GO BACK TO THE START OF MY MAZE AND WAIT YOUR FREAKING TURN!!

Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles 3. BRVR VS Rap Rat.

Boris as Scrafty 
Nath as Krookodile
Falkyn, Chao, and Owen as Crowd
Written by Chao and Falkyn
Thumbnail by Chao

Krookodile:
This little hoodlum pipsqueak has stepped up to a Krook!
I’ll make you earthQUAKE, you’ll faint when I leave the ground shook.
You’ll fall over in one hit, because you're just a baby lizard.
Go lie with some boulders, where you belong, in the desert!

Scrafty:
You may be big and strong, but I’m crafty and Scrafty!
This croc on steroids should’ve never crossed paths with me
You’re owned by a 10 year old, he left you at Oak’s place to rot, see?
Your ego is even bigger than your rotting teeth! (Ooh!)

Krookodile:
Then I’ll bite you with ‘em, it’s true you aren't useful at all.
Cause all you do is lie down, waiting for someone to fall,
on top of you! It's just pathetic how you survive!
In your little gang of nothingness, you shouldn't be alive.

Scrafty: Jeez, let it down a bit, you’re starting to go crazy...

Krookodile:
How can you top me, you don’t evolve ‘till your fifties!
Yeah I interrupted you, but you don't deserve the right!
You can’t beat me, because I “Krokorok” the mic.

Scrafty:
I´ll break your bricks, just like your dried up “Clay”
A dead crocodile is coming up, I’ll leave you to decay.
Giant monsters like you, should be left alone and caged
And you’ll feel your brain shake, when I charge up my Rage!

[BUILD UP]

Scrafty: 
GRAAAAAAAAAAUGH

Scrafty:
You’ve pushed this little “pipsqueak” WAY TOO FAR!!!
Go hide under a rock, like the Sandile you are!
Trampled by Rhyhorns, while I got a crew!
All you have is burly and rushing attacks, ew!
Time to really get into this, a croc’s as bad croc shoes!
I’ll shed you like my skin, you’ll be dead, so you lose!
[I DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!]
You pushed me to the edge, so prepare for a war.
Of these two gangs, but against us you’re alone!
I’m crazy with a sand kick, so you won't see,
That this Feraligatr wannabe will lose against me!
Bringing High Jump Kick, more power than you can manage.
When this Sucker gets Punched, you'll need a bandage!
You’re the desert dweller, go back there like you should.
You think you’re the ruler, I’m the true Pokemon in the Hood!

Scrafty vs Krookodile - Pokemon Rap Battle #5

IcerM as Davy Jones
ChaoProductions as Limon the Sprite God

Lyrics written by Chao and Icer (Mostly Chao admittedly)

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/BKqT/

Lyrics:

Limon:
Watch as this god of the Sprite World pierces you more than a wizard’s flame
Burn this old hag’s beard off, melt his Captain’s Ring and leave him maimed
Got the speed to knock down Oryx within seconds, you won’t see it coming
Leave you in worse condition than your locker, just ask the Flying Dutchman
I’m much stronger than you, but your raps aren’t Native!
And your Blackbeard rip-off idea’s anything but creative
Limon rhyming chiming in to raps you won’t be finishing
When bleeding doesn’t affect a sprite, and then my minions light up my win!
I’m a sprite god, while you’re as small as my minion’s game sprites
You want a fight? You won’t be right, when pirate wusses feel pain in the night!
I’m a Sprite Star while compared to you, your locker isn’t lower
A jolly Roger won’t be the only ghost here when this is over!

Davy Jones:
Welcome to my locker, a fried Sprite Star Egg I savor
You’re just a joke, you’re literally named after a chip flavor!
You look like you’re made out of fire, but you can’t spit any
Because your 16 defense can’t hold back against many
You have no sense of direction, you won’t find my four keys
But the colors of the keys are already on your trees
Dropping rhymes like they’re Spirit Daggers if you think you can beat me
Everybody knows that sprites are just weaker versions of fairies!
I’m anything but squishy, don’t try to EP this brute
I’ll eat you like Limon chips and then I’ll plunder all your loot!
I’ll give you an error, your Spriter’s Resource has been crossed
You look like one of my Lost Souls, not the only thing here that’s lost

Beats by Kustom

Thank you for listening!

Rap Battles From The Realm 1. Limon the Sprite God vs Davy Jones.

After four months of work, I have finally uploaded Skype vs Google Hangout! :D

If there is any improvements I need to do, please tell me. I wanted to get this battle out as soon as I can.

Boris as Skype
Prime as Google Hangout
ChaoProd as Yahoo! Messenger

Written by: Me, Dawson, Prime, and Dangerguy3MC
Beat Produced by: Allrounda Productions

Skype:
Looks like you got some messages from the one and only Skype!
I gotta say, you have a really nice program you have. SYKE!!
You were made by the shittiest company, while I was made by Microsoft!
Many people use me, while people say your app sucks!
Looks like your calls have been discontinued, and so as your shitty livestreams!
I was known from a lot of people, while your calls are pretty laggy
Been in this race since 03’, there’s no way you can step to me!
You’ve just been blocked, and reported, by this app that’s legendary!

Google Hangout:
Looks like you have joined the call, it’s time to beat this copycat
No offence, but your calls suck, and you really suck ass.
You may get the fans, but I’ve got the YouTubers!
No wonder why you were used by Mac, Linux and PC users!
My calls have apps and effects, while yours have none!
By the end of this fight, your whole community and app will be none!
Why don’t you leave this fight, and go back making your calls!
I’m the most popular app in the history, but soon, I’ll make you fall

Skype:
My app is more popular, prepare for me to kick your ass!
You’ll be left shattered and broke, call yourself Google Glass!
I’ll make you more laggy, and more useless, and soon, YouTubers will use me.
Who uses Hangouts? NOBODY! I’M THE TRUE MC!

Hangout:
Yeah, I may be useless, but still I’ll make you dead
Why the hell is your logo blue, it should be changed to BLOODY RED
Stop becoming popular, and just get out
You’ve just been kicked from the call by the one and only HANGOUT!

Yahoo! Messenger:
It’s Yahoo! Messenger, here to defeat these stupid fakes!
Been in this game since 98, and soon you are ALL going to be shut down today!
Even though I don’t make any calls, I’ll still ruin all of your shitty calls.
Once you’ve installed me, I’ll make you both dead and gone!!
Skype, you’re only used to make shitty gameplays, and used for the Rap Battle Community
Hangouts, you’re used for shitty businesses, that’s why you’re useless, can’t you see
You want to mess with me? Well, I’ll mess up your programs you nerds
Guess what? You have been beaten by the ONE AND ONLY YAHOO! MESSENGER!!

Skype vs Google Hangout

BroCheck as Jon Bilgewater
Hank as Son of Arachna
Skeep as Megamoth Larva
ChaoProductions as Mammoth Megamoth
IcerM as Murderous Megamoth

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/BZMp/

Written by: IcerM and ChaoProductions 

Lyrics-

Son of Arachna:
Have you destroyed all four eggs yet? Cause you don’t seem prepared
Already stuck in my webs, but your sword won’t cause tears 
Your name’s right, you smell like bilgewater, Dreadstump 2.0!
Spittin’ slick sticky silk, more slippery than your flow
The time’s right, gonna wash out this literally washed out pirate
Swashbuckling giant parrots that I’ll infect with my virus
 Even with your piles of gold, your raps? I won’t buy ‘em,
Your words are more wobbly than your white bag item!
You’ll be Crawling out of these Depths if you aren’t extremely wary
There’s Doku No way you’re Ken-ning enough to defeat me
You yellow idiot, I’ll turn you red! You feeling blue? You’re taking silver!
Go ahead through the portal, I hope you’re not afraid of spiders!

Jon Bilgewater:
Squash you like the bug you are, cut you in half with my Cutlass!
This boring boss better back up because of his attacks’ bluntness
I’m a king! What, did you think you could have me overthrown? (Haha!)
I’ll dismember you with tweezers if you step to my throne!
Like the Heroic Observer you’ll need a group of many to defeat me
It’s pretty obvious that I’m the one with superior HP
Ironically, killing this mutant spider is child’s play
I could eradicate your entire species with some bug spray!
You’ll pay for killing my parrots! Cannon barrage!
I’d kill you, but I have no use for a puny potion of mana
Dreadstump, knocked down! Davy Jones, knocked down!
Pirate king’s what I am, blow you over with my sound!

Megamoth Larva:
This Larva’s squirming in to spew up some epic rhymes
If you Wood-land in my Labyrinth then I’ll surely end your life!
I’m on a Quest to beat these Bosses, and when I transform
I won’t only confuse, but I’ll always wipe away these germs!

Mammoth Megamoth:
Like what you’ll soon be crawling in, all your attacks are dirt!
When I charge at you and confuse, I’ll never stop the hurt
You’re about as counterproductive as “Micro Megamoth Sentinel”
You think you’ve even scratched the surface?! Now you’re just acting mental!

Murderous Megamoth:
I’m upgrading! You’re degrading! This spider’s flattened by all!
You’ll be the damsel in distress, Jon, when I punch you in your cannonballs
You’ll never get my Leaf Bow, since you’re all just pathetic
I fly away, but now you’ve seen exactly who’s truly Epic!

Beats by 2Deep and Allrounda

Rap Battles From The Realm 2. Jon Bilgewater vs Son of Arachna.

Welcome to the first Epic Rap Battle of Terraria! This battle is the battle of the biome and event minibosses featuring the Ice Golem, Sand Elemental, Clown, and Paladin! Let us know how we did on our first battle! We hope you all enjoy!

Will as Ice Golem
IcerM as Sand Elemental
Chao as Clown
Boris as Paladin
IcerM as Blood Moon Voice

Written by: IcerM and That Dragon Guy

Lyrics:


Ice Golem:
Contrary to our elements, this fight was Chilled before I came
And you may be immune, but I can still freeze with perfect aim
I’m bringing Chaos, Elemental, leave you blank and “hallow”
And if you take a good look, you know that I’m the idea you follow
You may be from the desert, but you’ll be the one to overheat
And you can’t step to me because you have no feet!
Your body will turn pale as snow when I raid your desert temple
You’re about as strong compared to me as an Ice Elemental!


Sand Elemental:
I’m immune to your Frostburns, let’s see you try and roast this
When you have less HP, and most of your attacks miss
You’re made of ice? Prepare to get melted by my hot disses
When I drop the mic, because you being here is Forbidden
Attempting to flee is in your AI but you won’t escape this desert
To any early hardmode player, I’m truly a terror
I got Sandstorms of disses, pushing your win away very slow
You can’t get past now ‘cuz you’ve just been hit by a Rapnado!






(The Blood Moon is rising…)






Clown:
Heh, look at you guys! And you’d think I’d be clowning around
Have a free happy face! Hah, you’re no longer on stable ground
I may be a funny guy, but I’m rapping quite seriously
Because I may be weaker, but I still throw bombs insidiously
I drop bombs lyrically and literally, you think you can spit a diss at me?
I’m a crazy contender, under the Blood Moon, putting the Joker to shame, and now you too!
‘Cuz when you try to come up against this destructive emcee
You’ll realize that there’s no way that your verse won’t get griefed!


(buildup)


Paladin:
So the circus attraction thinks that he can defeat this brute
Just like the update you were added in, your win is discontinued
Take a step into this Dungeon and you’ll become a Dungeon Spirit
With how slow this golem moves, even I would be fearless
If you look closely it doesn’t take laser eyes to see
That not even with my own hammer could you ever beat me
You’ve just been cursed with these disses, take a second to run
For I’ll have proved more than my worth when this battle is done

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