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Kankri- This Water Tastes Like Weed

A cover of Fall Out Boy's "Golden" in my Kankri voice

Kankri singing

Mancha as Mr. Widemouth
Justin Buckner as Smile Dog

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SMILE DOG!
VERSUS!
MR. WIDEMOUTH!
BEGIN!

Mr. Widemouth:
Hello there, why you can just call me Mr. Widemouth
Bark at the mic all you like, your skills have gone south 
Come with me, I have something that I want you to see
At the end of this little trail, you’ll find your future cemetery
One by one all the little children died because of me
Your kills are chained together because you’re afraid to get your hands dirty
Down dog, away from my door, I won’t let a mutt in
Not even with enough imagination can you hope to win 

Smile Dog:
Come at me, you’ll be dead, I’m the canine from hell
You’re just a rejected Furby, all the little kids can tell
Your rhymes are nothing, they’ve just begun to decay
I see all bitch, so it’s pretty clear that I won’t be going away
Losing in this battle? It’s okay, you’re just having dog days
Because you’re confined to that home, when your “friends” move away
Crucid ears? Furry Body? You’re the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard
Incoming message Mr. WideMouth, “SPREAD THE WORD”

Mr. Widemouth:
Oh, please step into my attic, I promise it’s safe, trust me
We can juggle stake knives, or jump out a window to an unseen trampoline 
You don’t scare me Smile Dog, I tower over you in every way
I have a list of games to play, to unsure you won’t last another day!

Smile Dog:
Always here, never leaving, stare at my grizzly smile
Hiding under the bed of kids, its clear you’re a pedophile
You think you’re scary? Bitch, I’m the most iconic widemouth!
I guess you’ll have to learn, SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF (demonic laugh) CREEPYPASTA!

Smile Dog vs Mr. Widemouth. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 13



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Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack

CMRB (Epic FanMade Rap Battle)-Rarity
Yobar- Kanaya Maryam 

Kanaya: 
Have We Spoken Before? It Doesnt Really Matter
Cause In The End This Hoofbeast Is Just XP For My Echeladder
That Mark On Your Butt Is Where I’ll Revv A Bloody Hole
Then Well See If You Contain Gems Or Mere Coal
I Nearly Made My Species Live Whats The Best You Could Do?
Become A Horrorterror While Only Your Ego Grew!
Its The Troll Fashion Queen Im A Virgo You're a Virgin
Fly Pupa You Got An Appointment With The Greatest Troll Surgeon

Rarity: 
Oh Darling Kanaya It’s not smart to go up against me
Making dresses and serving trolls are my specialty 
When I hear your songs I get more angry than Karkat
Just like Ampora’s Wand I’ll snap you like a Kit-Kat
Better call this battle your name cause it will be Grim
Call me Gamzee because I’m sick on the beat like him
Even with my Generosity I’ll give you a similar treatment
My art of the dress has destroyed this tacky Demon

Kanaya: I Don’t Need To Go God Tier To Own You In Rhyme
To Beat A Horse Drama Queen? Of Course I Got The Time
Youre Not The Queen Of Style You’re The Queen Of Courtesans
I Cant Be Stopped In This Rap My Words Are Dolorosa
I’ll Give You A 5x Showdown Combo To Show You Who’s Boss
I Cut Out My Own Lusus And That’s My Only Loss
Do Your Pony Worst You’ll End Up Like All Of Your Friends
As A Source For My Rainbowverage To Fill With Some Cupcakes !

Rarity: 
I believe Green isn’t really your color my dear
I got the great beauty and inspiration, you better be filled with fear
I’m the fanciest of all the ponies, from Blueblood to Celestia
I don’t even need a second verse just to know I’ve beat ya
What kind of creature are you? I can’t even tell
Facing you is like fighting with my sister Sweetie Belle 
This icky little alien will be hurt from all the pain I bring
Face It Kanaya I just put this little Trollian under her bridge




Epic Fandom Rap Battles: Maryam Vs Rarity #4

Welcome to another Epic Rap Battles of ??? here we have Cloud vs Shulk enjoy

Shulk: [REDACTED]

Cloud Strife: [REDACTED]

Lyrics:

Shulk: (0:14)
I don’t need to use Lord Rikis power to foresee your defeat
Ask Metal Face and Bionis I’m impossible to beat
Everyone in Colony 9 knows I’m a third degree rap god
Like Vincent Valentine you’re nothing, but flawed 
You’ll always be the lonely kid who can never get a friend
When I bring the arts of Monado to place it will be your end
With a Stream Edge I’ll bust you up bigger then Tifa
How can I be scared, when you got your ass kicked by Sora!

Cloud Strife: (0:40)
The Mercenary is storming in to lyrically Omnislash this annoyance
When you fight the limitless SOLDIER you never have a chance
Packing more power than Shinra and more energy than the Life Stream
I never fail a job so you winning here is in your dreams 
I’ll drop rhymes faster and bury you harder then an AVALANCHE 
When I strike you with my Buster Sword It’ll leave you in a trance
I don’t even have to use my advanced tactics to win
Looks like this will be the second battle that you’ve died in!!

Shulk: (1:08)
Wow! That verse was like your graphics, but lower quality
The disses I spit will burn worse than your mommy!!
I’ll Super Smash you so hard not even your white mage can save you
I’ve got a Battle soul so you can’t touch me and my crew
My Shadow Eye can see your chances are lower than your temper
When representing Square, even Lightning would do better
I mean c’mon atleast I’m not the one who wore a bow and dress
Your rapping is a bigger tragedy than the death of Aeris!!
 
Cloud Strife:(1:33)
I’VE BROKEN MY LIMIT, I’VE SURPASSED LEVEL 99
I’M A MAN OF PRIDE AND STRENGTH WHILE YOU JUST WHINE
WHAT KIND OF DUMBASS GIVE’S UP GODSHIP, ARE YOU SERIOUS
SPITTING RHYMES FASTER THAN BARRET, WILL LEAVE YOU DELIRIOUS 
MY FLOW WILL CRUSH YOU EVEN HARDER THAN A METEOR 
IT DOESN’T REQUIRE ANY STRIFE TO SCHOOL THIS EYE SORE
I HATE YOUR RAPS EVEN MORE THEN YOU  HATE VEGGIES
We’ll have to retitle this rap battle to “Shulks Final Fantasy”

Epic Rap Battles of ??? #4: Cloud Strife vs Shulk

Emo Owl as Light Yagami
MetalFire as Lelouch Brittania

Light:
The great prodigy from Tokyo has finally arrived 
With my Death Note in hand you’ll never survive 
I’m facing off a wannabe Orihara that is just gross 
Cause I’m the greatest comic book Death god since Thanos
Hey “the weird guy”, prepare to get dismembered like my potato chips
I’m a Kira on this track, and my verse should give you some tips
When you grab that mic, try to at least be sinister
You thinking you can win? You must be blinder than your sister

Lelouch:
This battle of minds will be like my chess games 
I’m the bringer of Justice, plus you couldn’t kill without names
At least I’m not the one who lost to a young child
I’m a master tactician, while you’re a nutcase who’s wild 
You’re just a wacked up bookworm so try to keep it Mello
In this battle of wits Kira will always be below Zero
What kind of genius needs a blond bimbo for assistance
I’ll destroy you worse than when Ryuk erased you from existence 

Light:
You can brag about your many seasons, but I will only say congratulations !
Since I will surpass yours once your production’s been whacked by my publication
Cause this biatch from Geass can’t drop a bass cause of too much sass
Once I beat your ass there will be no way to find remaining glass
I carried on the tradition of Tetsuo Shima himself
While using the power of a god for the sake of ourselves
If a cripple can replace you, then you’re not clearly the best
My disses stab you worse than that knife to your chest

Lelouch:
By the power of Geass I command you to bow to me
My rhymes will Delete and fuck you up worse then Mikami
Just admit you could never take down L without Rem
I bring hope to the people, These Knights rhymes are gems
Boy wouldn’t your father be proud if he saw you now
You think you’re worthy of being god? Oh wow
The disses I’m shooting are better than Matsuda, ya see?
This emperor has taken out the trash, call me your Shinigami 



EFRB #5 : Light Yagami vs Lelouch Brittania (Re-recorded)

Kankri to Listener

I will Trigger Happy y9u, slut.
also, completely related song in the background

Kankri Bloopas

The characters from our favourite works of art battle  it out!

CREW :
Karichanx102 - Creator, Main Rapper
MetalFire - Writer, Main Rapper
Yobar - Editor, Mixor, Announcer, Writer, Main Rapper


Epic Fandom Rap Battles: Maryam Vs Rarity #4

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