A digital exorcism for every fake fan DM. Just Want to Share Something drags the parasitic pitch-slingers into the spotlight and vaporizes their recycled sales scripts under a wall of glitch-rage synth and distorted bass fury. This track is an explosive satire on the modern hustle disguised as “support.” With warped voicemail loops, chant-style breakdowns, and venom-laced sarcasm, it’s built for every creator who's sick of being treated like a sales lead instead of a person. If you’ve ever gotten a “not a pitch” message that was absolutely a pitch, this song is your anthem. Click play — no funnel required.

Lyrics:

Hi there! I just want to share something with you…
“This isn’t a pitch.”
“I love your vibe.”
“I’m not selling anything…”
“It’s organic growth!”

No... Stop... I’m good...
No... Stop... I’m good...
No... Stop... I’m good...

Oh wow — you just wanna share?
Like this is divine prophecy and I’m too dumb to realize you’re blessing me.
You’re not a fan.
You’re an upsell with eyeliner.
You’re a funnel wrapped in recycled flattery.

“You stood out!”
Yeah — so did the 18 others you messaged today.
All of us “unique.” All of us “about to blow up.”
All of us “missing one piece”…
Let me guess — your expert?

I’m not bitter. I’m diagnostic.
And you are the symptom.

Not selling anything, right?
Just access to a network of bots.
Just reach into my time and my inbox.
Just feedback loops and click-through schemes
Packaged in “support” like I’m too naive to scream.

You skipped my name.
You skimmed my art.
And you opened with “love your sound”
like you downloaded it off a Pinterest board.

No... Stop... I’m good...
No... Stop... I’m good...

I said NO — you heard “cha-ching.”
I said STOP — you went “one more thing…”
I gave you grace — you gave me a pitch deck.
Now your name’s been shredded in my glitch text.

You “just wanna share” like it’s holy truth,
But I see the funnel hiding in your tooth.
Not selling anything — just my peace of mind.
And I invoice bullshit with interest applied.

I’ve met hustlers in gas station bathrooms
who at least look you in the eye before lying.
You? You came wrapped in “collab energy”
and pitched me like a “manifested destiny.”

You called me “underrated.”
Damn, revolutionary!
What a coincidence — your promo package is too.

I made art.
You made a spreadsheet.
I built trust.
You built a pyramid scheme with hashtags.

My middle finger’s risen
like your engagement metrics —
inflated, annoying, and bought in bulk.

You just wanna share.
You just really care.
You just saw potential.
You just want credentials.

You just wanna grow me —
You just wanna own me.
You just wanna speak —
And I just want you gone.

“Thanks to her strategy, I grew real fans—”
“rea—fa—FAKE—CRASH—“
“Authentic engagement is the key to—”
[error tone]

Your “trusted expert” can choke on the sound.
Your strategy’s soft as expired ground.

I said NO — you heard SELL ME.
I said STOP — you replied VENMO ME.
I said I’m GOOD — you said “Let’s just chat…”
Now I’m burying your brand under synths and bass slap.

You “just wanna share” like it’s sacred and deep,
But I’ve seen better prophets in comment creep.
Not selling anything — just another disguise.
You’re not a fan — you’re a f***ing franchise.

“I… just… want… to sh-sh-share… something… with… you…”
“This… isn’t… a p—p—p-pitch—”
“You’re so underrated… click here… to… gro–ow–ow–ow–owwwww…”
Click.

Just Want To Share Something

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 Epic Hook is a musical artist and DJ producer from England, blending diverse influences into pop music. They are known for incorporating elements of K-pop Rock  EDM, pop

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