WoodenHornets as Mr. Mix
Matthew as Ticket Taker

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MR. MIX!
VERSUS!
THE TICKET TAKER!
BEGIN!

Mr. Mix:
It’s Mr. Mix here, let me teach you how to bake
A delicious plate of your one and only fate
I’m a baker, you’re a taker, my game is much greater
For god’s sake, you’re a piece of shit, prepare to meet your maker, you faker
You better hurry up, type the letters, or it’ll be your Doom
My music will leave your ears bleed, while I’m cooking some food
Try to reach the final level, it’s your own risk
You may be the ticket taker, but I’ll still leave you ticked

The Ticket Taker:
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
I’m ticket taking your life, and it will be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore more, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie

Mr. Mix:
I’ll put your films in a bowl and stir it like cake mix
Then I’ll put you in the oven, guess who I’m baking?
My rhymes are yummy, got games better than Killswitch
Now lie down sonny. *whispers* Shhhh, I’m Mr. Mix

Swirly Head Man:
It’s time to swirl this battle up, prepare to be owned
How can kids take you serious? You have the face of Mario!
I’ll be putting a brick wall here, then leave you severed
Now that this is done, you can never reach the other levels!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES *loud growl* OF CREEPYPASTA!

Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 18.

Fel as Charlie Brown
Froggy as Doug Funnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHARLIE BROWN!
VERSUS!
DOUG FUNNIE!
BEGIN!

Charlie Brown:
It’s Charlie Brown, prepare to get stomped on by the Great Big Pimp-king
Go back to writing in your diary, about how you’re not gonna win
Eat your dog up like a Porkchop, your whole show is just a flop
In spitting disses, I’m on top, ‘cause my rhymes are harder than Halloween rocks
I’ll crunch you like peanuts, so you’ll just simply slip and fall
I’ll kick you out of this battle, as if you were a football
I got a blanket full of disses just to defeat ya
Just admit it, you’ll never get Patti to lick your Skeeter

Doug Funnie:
Looks like it’s a job for the one and only, Quailman!
Go back to your blanket, because you’re nothing but bland
I got friends by my side all the time! You got an overrated canine!
Grow up Charlie Brown! Because like your sister, you always whine
Bang ya like a Neematoad, so prepare to get lyrically crushed
Only girl you want was a spoiled brat who abuses you too much
I’m gonna smash you, ‘cause I’m Smash Adams, the ultimate secret agent
Hell, without The Simpsons, you wouldn’t even be famous

Charlie Brown:
You were rapping? All I heard was horns and trumpet noises, that’s crude
If the color scheme wasn’t enough, what’s up with everyone being named after food?
I have a movie up my sleeve, yours just piss off Nostalgic Critics 
Good Grief, not even Sally is as annoying as the rhymes that you’re spitting
I’m a good man, Charlie Brown, by the end of this battle, you’ll be having a frown
I’m the ultimate champion, I deserve a crown, you’re not funny, Funnie, you’re going down!
I’m popular, all over the nation, your show is just a 90’s failed creation
My show’s the pinnacle of animation! You’ve lost this battle, congratulations!

Doug Funnie:
Even if I sound like trumpet noises, you will still be in for a loss
People hate you so much, that on Halloween, you only got rocks
Feel that irony, when you’re calling me a monstrous devastation;  
You’re filled with terrible voice actors, cheap jokes and LAZY ANIMATION!
Shut up Charlie Brown, or I’ll insert my foot into your Peanuts
Then I’ll cook you up like a Charlie brown-ie, you’re out of luck
Why the heck do you even bother? When you can’t rap for shit
So go back to comic strips, because it’s clear who won this

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATT- (trips) (good grief) OF CARTOONS!


Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 43.

Kreepin

Mr. Maplesyrup as Corey Riffin
Vanilla Voices as Marceline

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
COREY RIFFIN
VERSUS
MARCELINE
BEGIN!

Corey Riffin:
I would battle you now, but hold on, I have no lyrics
*beat pauses; Corey writes lyrics*
I’ll be kicking you back to the Nightosphere, kid
This is no longer Peaceville, man, things are about to get wild!
I'm hanging out with my friends, while you're hanging out with a pedophile
You should’ve realized by now rocking out isn’t your concern
Call my lines the sun, 'cause they surely burn
It’ll take one guitar riff and it’s no longer an Adventure Time
I'll be stealing your victory like how your dad stole your fries!

Marceline (singing):
Corey, why do you bother with those lines?
Your fame is starting to descend
Nobody ever wanted to hear you rock
And I’ll end you like how your show went dead
Marceline (rapping):
Nice job rushing your lyrics, writing them with a Penn
You ain’t a threat, in the end, I’ll leave you Evicted!
I tried to fight with my dad that was a demon from hell
You're trying to fight against a genderbent version of yourself!

Corey Riffin:
Be quiet, you’re Daddy’s Little Monster, Corey’s attacking this idiot
Having a little kid be your henchman? Are you serious?
I’ll be dropping your bass, and beating you like the Newmans
While you’re busy chewing Bubblegum, I’ll run my own Grojband

Marceline:
I’m a vampire queen, you make music that sucks
I hate you even more than your sister hates your guts
I’ll close this garage door on you, so I don’t have to hear you dissing
You lost ‘cause it seems your talent is What Was Missing

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Corey Riffin vs Marceline. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 48.

itsannachloem as Tracer
Mathew Swift as Scout
Beat by Hollywood Legend

Scout:
I don’t even know where to start with you!
Meet the Scout! Do ya know who ya talkin to?
I’m a Force A’Nature! This Cadet’s inept!
so she should stop right now and reTracer steps
I mean look at you! No health, no class, yet
a controversial bum is your only ass-et
So Blink and you’ll miss when I pitch a sick diss
Diva, there’s no way Gabe is gonna nerf this!
You better step back when I’m up to bat!
The Rap Assassin is running this track!
I’m a Fan O’War! I’m Ruthless, Babe!
Leave you more toothless when I smash your face
Just one pop of Bonk and I can almost fly
But you need an Orisa Teu-fortify
Tick tock, Oxton, I’m gonna clean your clock
Cuz I don’t want a limey time traveler when I call “Doc!”
 
Tracer:
I can’t Recall wanting to race you, dear
But you’ll get stomped now that the cavalry’s here!
You’re both seeing RED and feeling BLU
Coz you’re jealous I got a girl before you!
So prepare for this Blizzard, if I Mei
You shoulda Manned up, but you’re free to play!
So make like your gun and scatter or just
Go ahead and drop the chicken and eat my dust!
While I drop bombs that Pulse with rhyme
Like me, hon, you’re running out of time!
I’m going for gold, while you’re placed in bronze
Leaving me the next one to seduce your mom!
Cuz in a world where zeroes are your norm
You could use more Heroes to bring a Storm
I’m  rapping so fast, for you it’s bound to sound repetitive
cuz I’m not waiting ten more years for you to get competitive.
 
Scout:
Quit Ekkoing my style, I’m outta your League!
And I don’t need Lucio to drop dis beat!
Cuz I'm a Boston Basher, you're a British upstart!
Leave you wet and red, a second Tea Party, sweetheart!
 
Tracer:
Your whole life's a Crisis, but I'm blasting Bastions
All I see a-head for you's a life of trading fashions
I’d try to capture your flag, but let’s be real
Love, you’ve never had intelligence to steal
 
Scout:
Get to the point! Cuz by the end of this round
Your voice is gonna make me wanna speed past sound!
Someone else! Come put this elf back on her shelf!
How could you save Mondatta if you can’t save yourself!
 
Tracer:
Let’s try that again! Seeing RED... feeling BLU...
Didja get that feeling of deja vu?
Home run? What, you think you’re base-balling?
All you can do is strike out with Miss Pauling!

URBoF

Tracer vs Scout - URBoF #8

it is the rap battle of the multicoloured head ghosts. nice nice

Dustin as Blacephalon
Eddie as Ghost Gang

Mixed by Dustin

Blacephalon:

It’s my sprite of passage to flow and go exploding
So the pro Poke blows off these one trick Ponis
I’m a real hothead! Burning spirits on the run
With shots that’ll leave you blue like a Power Pellet gun
I’ll end your game Midway and I won’t leave Sued
You’ve got a cheese wheel hero and you guys are now brain food!
You’re as dead as your series, can’t get your past back
I’m dropping bombs like a Viet-Namco flashback


Ghost Gang:

Whether Ultra Sun or Moon, we won’t give you the time of day
We’ve heard your Mind Blows and frankly, we’re not A-mazed
We don’t need Beast Boost, our abilities aren’t conformist
So make like your signature move and kill yourself for us
We’re eternal antagonists! You’re an post game boss
Who doesn’t have the Beast Balls to avoid getting caught
Can’t Wormhole your way out of this one, your last life’s cornered
The arcade classics left your head quartered

--VOICE KEY--
"Whether Ultra Sun or Moon" - CLYDE (Orange)
"We won't give you the time of day" - PINKY (Pink)
"We've heard your Mind Blows" - INKY (Blue)
"And frankly, we're not amazed" - BLINKY (Red)

Blacephalon vs Inky, Pinky, Blinky & Clyde - Pokemon vs Anything

Ridley
Here comes the Big Show! It’s Ridley, Believe it or Not!
It’s your Final Destination when I turn items off
Cuz it seems you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed
So dumb you can’t correctly write an L on your forehead!
I mean, really Waluigi, do you have a disorder?
Suck my Sac-urai, that’s a Nintendo Direct Order
Your fans are catching dysentery from your shoddy bandwagon
You can’t compare schlongs with the true Bad Dragon
I’ve got the Metroid Rhymes, the Primetime death cheater
Will yeet out the most disgusting grimey meth eater
Got that shroom nose lookin’ like a fungal infection
I’m going wah wah; now that’s the Ultimate rejection!

Waluigi 
Hey WAHt the heck man, you’re uglier than you’re mother
I’ll smack you with my Eggplant like a Super Slugger! 
I don’t need to be playable to strike a victory pose 
Because my dick was TOO BIG! for you Super Smash hoes!
Your games are more deceased than miiverse is
And your rap was way worse than me verses!
It's bedtime Ridley, so go and put on your pajamas
And continue dreaming of Negative One Suit Samus
Cuz who’s the weiner, it’s a Waluigi
Washed up like your series, hardcore and speedy
But when it comes to getting shotgun, I call dibs
And then I’ll grill you up, that’s a Metroid Prime Rib

Ridley
You may stalk Luigis, but have you Met-a Ridley?
Thinking you’re relevant, crotch chopping your own kidney
soon Ill be taking your place at every Mario Party
You'll just be chilling with your boyfriend; Wario Farty!
Ok purple smurf, now I’ll bust up your legs
And use your tennis racket to time travel and scramble your mom’s eggs
Your breath smells worse than pounds of some unsalted fish 
Fortnite’s got a better chance of being in Ultimate!

Waluigi 
You may be living it up now with tequila and back rubs
But hey man, at least I’m small enough to fit in a bathtub
And I’m using my Aces to win this shit like it’s blackjack
Ok, I might be a smurf, but purple is the new black!
I’d end this battle with a WAH, but thats been done before
Is Daisy Ridley playing soccer? I’m gonna Score. 
Call me Seinfeld; I hate you more than Shiny Charizard
I’ll crash into you with……… MY KART! (WAH WAH WAH)

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Waluigi vs Ridley. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #3

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Beat: https://youtu.be/v4xzOp7hdrs
Beat Produced by: Boi-1Da and Jahaan Sweet
Beat Reproduced by: Exxzone
Written by: Jason Carreon and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Boris

Cast:
Saitama: Creep Switch
Captain Underpants: Boris

Lyrics:
(0:38) Saitama:
No need for an introduction, when a complex origin is what your storing
……………..
Oh I'm supposed to do more? I only need one line to be scoring
*sigh* being this good at rapping is…….pretty boring

(0:50) Captain Underpants: 
Traa La Laaaa, all I heard was blah blah blah
From a mopey business man who thinks having fun is a call
I'm the hero for the mosquito, you're the hero that is evil
Well at least thats what I heard from the rather feeble people...
Anyhow, while you whine in your monster invaded waist land
I'm going to end your tomfoolery!...With my waistband

(1:10) Saitama:
*Beat stops*
…….ok…….
*Beat continues*
Your hypnosis was improbable so many plot holes stuck to potty holes
I'm stopping foes from the ocean while your challenge is stopping flows
You're faker than any Deep Sea King that’s toyed with rumours
While your franchise is deep seeking anything else than toilet humour
Cus a serious punch will bypass the biased help you stick to
No other hero in their right mind would associate with you

(1:28) Captain Underpants:
You're a one hundred push-overs if you ask me baldy
If you wanna talk needs at least I ain't rated as flop B's
But when i toss thee to the moon with one measly throw
Your relevance will be filled with holes, guess you made an easy foe.

Saitama vs Captain Underpants

I might completely remake this battle and release it in the future, but this is the second complete redo I've done of this project and it just seems like a lost cause at this point. Also, I'm kinda sick of anime battles after working on Ika vs Inkling. If I do decide to give this battle another shot I will take this upload down, but since the next full audio of AvA will come out on Rap Battle Day (June 1st), here's some scrapped content to tide you over for this month.

If you haven't played VVVVVV, you should. It's cheap and very fun.

Eddiefrb as Captain Viridian
M0MORI? as Ochaco Uraraka (NOT RECORDED)

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
This is your captain rapping - i’m here to test you, it’s crunch time
Let’s see if your martial arts training helps you out with punchlines
You’re not in touch with the world, no wonder you’re such an airhead
Repeat the Festival with a performance poorer than your parents
Because i’ll give you the finger, gravity’s not all that i’m flippin’
You elephant! Your dimensions are interfering my mission
You’ll find that this league of Villis threaten you more than the Villains
Your true potential’s hidden, harder to access than a trinket
Grew up impoverished and seeing my power, you’re gonna black out in fear and then cower
Smells like the only kind of bathing that you could afford is a Meteor Shower!
I’ve been going strong for a decade - your manga ain’t even full
So as the gravitational girl, lets see what kind of stunt you can pull

OCHACO URARAKA:
You flipped the gravity of this battle with that silly verse
Prepare to get flamed from these burns as you’re crashing back down to Earth
You’re nothing but a Stain on indie gaming, all you did was hurt Steam
It’s time a hero cuffs this space cadet like I did Thirteen
This rap’s out of the park, it’s stronger than a Home Run Comet
My series’ fame still skyrockets, yours dropped so fast, I would vomit
And filling my parent’s wallets may be my main motivation
But at least my price didn’t drop 10 dollars due to complaining

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
That way at least you could afford it - My community ain’t staying dormant
When I took a look at your fanbase I wanted to be sent back into orbit
My team’s on a mission - You’re just a bunch of wannabe hero jerks
The only time someone would put their hands together for you is using your quirk

OCHACO URARAKA:
Oh please, Your colourful crew is just something i’d vomit up
You’d break down in a hero’s atmosphere like a comet does
Wait, I already used that rhyme scheme… well, whatever
It didn’t seem to bother the designer of all your levels (ohhh)
I’ll use my training to fire lyrical bullets at you - Gunhead
You endanger your crew - without me, Izuku would end up dead
And judging by the name of your game it seems sure
The only one sleeping on you is your creator on the keyboard

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Atomic Beats
Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb

(SCRAPPED FLOW TEST) Ochaco Uraraka vs VVVVVV - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Thumbnail by Trakked

Stofferex as Waluigi
Raichous as Aran Ryan
 
Beat by 2Deep
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous
Edited by Raichous
 
-LYRICS-

WALUIGI
Wah! Waluigi! No boxer gonna beat me
Especially not the one who is always caught cheating
Competing with me face to face is a big fail
Almost as bad as that long ugly rat tail
I’ll laugh out loud as this big mouthed disgrace falls
Waluigi gonna bat you round like a baseball
How could you compete, Waluigi is super!
When I get a KO try not to be a sore loser!

ARAN
Let’s go, let’s go! You can have the first swing
Cuz it won’t be me who’s knocked out in the ring
Wario got into Smash, while you’re forced to sit back
Has this crotch-chopping loser got burgers in his raps!?
For the tallest of four, you’re the most like a baby
Maybe that’s why you always strike out with Daisy
When I’m caught cheating, I tell the ref to shove it
Now keep hitting me with disses, stringbean, cuz I love it

WALUIGI
I’m not even losing, and you’re already being childish
To beat me, you would really need the luck of the Irish
Waluigi has this battle already won
Since you have to hide horseshoes in your gloves
You’re so pathetic, you wouldn’t even beat Peach
The only luck you had was being put on the wii
To cheat against a kid, you must really be a sad man
Let’s see your glove on a rope beat my back hand

ARAN
You should just give up on competition, catch my drift?
Since the only trophy you could ever get is an assist
You’re gonna learn how it feels to get hit by a truck
The “L” on your cap is upside down for bad luck
With one haymaker you’ll drop like a pitfall
Bouncing off the corners, Waluigi Pinball
You think that your sport skills would get you ahead, but
Your wire frame cracks under the pressure of my headbutt

Waluigi vs. Aran Ryan - Raichous Rap Battles

This was originally gonna be for Dustin's challenge in his server but I wasn't able to record in time. So enjoy this cover

Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 43.

Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

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