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Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 3 Final

Happy Halloween! Again! Today we have a surprise matchup that's going to catch a lot of you off guard, it's the titular character from Bram Stokers classic novel, Count Dracula, against the anti-hero of the Mario universe, Wario! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Wario
Freshy Kanal as Count Dracula

LYRICS:
WARIO:
It’s good to be alive, says-a-me on your street
Count on me, I’ll make a bloody mary of this beat
You’re getting long in the tooth like your movies
They call me wah, but the hood call you dookie
Your closet smell doesn’t match to my man odor
You went from a bad soldier to Bram Stoker
Without the blood in your body you’re just a sham poser
Whatchu seduce the ladies for when you lack boner
You got charged for your deathwish (wah)
Dimes carved out your necklace (wah)
I munch on garlic for breakfast (wah)
One fart and you’re dead bitch
Ask the kingdom, I wear the crown in this race
You can’t hypnotize deez nutz to stay out of your face
I’m revving up the motor when the track’s hittin
I could beat your ass in tennis, call that bat-minton

DRACULA:
Cool mustache, Stalin
It’s Dracul straight out the coffin
Now it’s my turn to kill the mic
You’ll place 2nd, turn your road into a Silver Mine
I remain the craziest blood sucker, 
I’ll turn Daisy to the tastiest gut supper
And I make the whole neighbourhood shudder, 
The only jokes you crack are straight from your butt, plumber
I’m rocking in my castle cuz I’ve always been invited
You couldn’t fit your booty through the door if you tried it
And let’s be honest, lookin at your bare bones
No one wants to see your full moon, Wario Werewolf
Your fans don’t care about your 5 second attention crap
I’m less shortsighted than you while taking a nap
I would slice you like meatballs in your spaghetti
But it seems Elon Musk butchered you already

WARIO:
You think you got the crowd, but I can get louder
I’m the center of the party, you can’t get past the bouncer
To save the princess I’ll rampage your Romania
While you just prey on girls #cancelvania
Ram wood in your heart and then Wario take treasures
I’ve seen vegetarians handle a stake better
Got no friends, so there's no one to miss you. 
even your reflection got up and ditched you

DRACULA:
I’ve no need for your fortunes as I feast on your organs
as I fill graveyards with corpses as I leave kiddies as orphans 
And don’t get your witch in our clashes
When I ignite the mic, I turn Ashley to ashes
While I stay immortal, I watch your mushroom crowds burning
Where’d you get the dub from, Olympic Couchsurfing?
I’m out here scoring, you’re never getting kissed
Tried to shoot your shot with Daisy but doh you missed!
I’m in the shadow of the moonlight from my castle
You’ll stay in the shadows, sucking Mario’s asshole

Beat By: JeeJuh
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Wario Vs Count Dracula | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Springtrapped - The Funk Of '87 Collection

Virtual Boy: Spidey Fam
Polybius: garbageGothic
Written by YLFEthan
Additional Help: AdamDRB, JustGamer, Sham, Psytube, Sculpture, HHH3
Beat, Mixing and Arrangement by GlitchDude
Cover Art by Zagranis
Art by Snakebite126, Valonide, LPturtles

Virtual Boy Verse 1:
This’ll be another death the US wants to keep hushed
When you're made the most fired up cabinet since D. Trump’s
Act all high and mighty, your trippy shit ain't impressive 
I’m relentless, give no quarter, cause really you've got no credit 
A fabricated “legend” wants to lose to the best?
Pal, I’ve got illusion of depth, you’ve got illusion of deaths  
Make children die quick and decide to blind victims, shit 
Jesus bruh no wonder you got no eyewitnesses 
I’m Private Eye, you're in my line of sight, I'm killing this
Can’t stay awake, a given when I fight hypnotists 
Your VR game wouldn't exist without me, it's quite fitting since
You're much like your own players, uhh under high influence

Polybius Verse 1:
You haven't learned from your shelf life and mindless hype 
Take a look, and you’ll find, that you died on sight
When I light a mic, I overwrite your slights and weak performing 
This win will be mine in the flash of an eye, seizure warning
Just as certain, you're collecting dust and worthless 
At least when I make heads thump and hurt, it's on fuckin purpose 
Tons of nerds wish to have your games restored yet you couldn't support them
Couldn't switch to Switch, maybe you should take a trip to Port-land
Cutting edge? You're not it, I'm hardly seeing the profit (agh)
Your sales borderline blew like Scott the Woz's 
I'm making players drop dead, you look like you robbed ROB's head 
Made Mario's Tennis, expected you only net losses

Virtual Boy Verse 2:
Someone made a big mistake, when skimming through your Wiki page 
I think they were full of shit saying you had some sick diss plays 
An empty arcade having no lines is where your fame lies 
Thought this square would have cyphers, just living up to your name, right?
He’s famous, to this day people try to locate him 
But up to bat with this heavy hitter? He comes up baseless 
Just a fad that'll fade with the other internet crazes 
I'm the new age bitch, you're not just arcade, you're archaic 

Polybius Verse 2:
You're plastic crap, in fact I'll discard your old parts 
When I leave you and your circuits cut like a canned Mario Kart
Your budget’s five bucks, made with hot glue and ribbons
So many price cuts, but I'm a bigger deal than Oculus Thrift is 
Your players’ hopes diminished and I stay lowkey, hidden yet
I don't need memory wipes to leave you unremembered, Boy
I'm with Loki chilling, what you make, is hokey, primitive
Pruned by Labo cardboard, now you're the one that's rendered Void

Virtual Boy vs Polybius - Discord Rap Battles

All credits go to Rag (https://www.youtube.com/@Ragnaroswar)

Triple Trouble (Encore) RAGMIX [Vs Sonic.exe 2.5/3.0]

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UUQFMDsgw0_xQZZYdqUtLkQ7Y-dRpf4NhwWRUr_TbUk/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Little Mac
DarkHasayoVA as Izuku Midoriya
Danii as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine
Additional help by Matt Raichous, Kamren the Person and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena and Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Art by Blast03
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot" (for real this time lol)

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya REDUX

The Joker : Quizzique 
Sideshow Bob : Titanium1208

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod. : Anywaywell
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Sideshow Bob :
Oh? What's this? Akrham's insane clown without the posse to abuse?
Just... a heretic. He should stay there if he thinks he'll fit my shoes
'Cuz if you're looking to face off, I'll happily indulge
Mark this twice you’ve traded self respect with skulls
You’ll never run a track with me, democratic scum
Couldn’t handle the truth if he'd knew where he came from
A circus act, losin’ to a bat
Fell into a vat, and well... That’s that!
A performance I’d die for, a truth I’ll tell
Ledger heard the request and got sent to hell

The Joker :
That’s funny! I've sworn you tried gassing me up
But this time, you'll be the one that's gonna get mugged 
You and Harley would get along, playing second fiddle
To the Clown Prince of Crime! I'll sign your blood in my initials
God you're so tone deaf, that singing pours my ears
And killing that brat took how many years?!
Now that's a punchline I'd actually laugh at
But you were shot out of that canon, what a mishap!
I'm aware of how I fell off, but unlike you
I wouldn't be caught dead swimming in that gene pool
Your job's out of the window but here's the funniest bit
YOU. ARE. BRITISH! (Ha!)

Sideshow Bob :
Ughh.. It's such a pity
That much like your teeth, you can't stop jittering
Debted the IRS from all the fraud you're committing 
Call me that little flower, acid's all I'm spitting
Might as well be Puddin' with how much you're getting roasted
Bars drop, you'll be Red Hood again and end up exploded
Sad you got no hospital to cover for that sickness
You'll disappear from Gotham's sight, just like your pencil, bitch
I'd say you don't know Jack about being outshined
But if you're akin to Cecil, you'll prove me right
Next time you talk about scars, tell ‘em I gave you those
Ironic, the Emperor just became a Sideshow

The Joker :
Why so serious, Bob? Did I hurt your ego that bad?
You'll go up in smoke! Worse than a cigarette can
Pull my finger, Bob, I promise it won't hurt
Can't stab you much more than your wife and twerp
Matter of fact.. How about I show you a magic trick?
It'll bring the curtain down and you'll drop like your parents did!

The Joker vs Sideshow Bob - Rap Battle! (ft. Quizzique and Titanium1208)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JoOD_SSDOwesH2ar8DTIm2rNStazXiFO0gJuvjYaGP0/edit?usp=sharing
MetaMachine as Homestar Runner
ThatAdorableFox as Osaka
Written by MetaMachine
Additional writing by Rabi and Shimario
Mixing and thumbnail by SPM1000
Beat by Ihsaki
Homestar art by Valonide
Hint for next battle: "Mercs with mouths"

Homestar Runner vs. Osaka

BEST WAY TO END THIS WAVE

Kamren as Shinji Ikari
Shimario as Greg Heffley

Commander Jacob as Manny Heffley
Fightmarker as Rowley Jefferson

Gunter "Bug" Hawkins as Misato Katsuragi
RooRyderVA as Asuka Langley Soryu
ThatAdorableFox as Rei Ayanami
Oookm as Pen Pen
JustGamer as Gendo Ikari
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Yui Ikari

Beat Produced by: Dansonn
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: CornCob
Special Thanks to: PhantomCom, TheBabyBeef and PiperJG

Lyrics:

Greg:
Let me get this straight. This is a RAP BATTLE, not a diary
So if you need someone to deprecate yourself, start hirin’ me
You’re choking like Asuka, but I’m not here to strangle
The irony’s your fans would rather care about your ANGELS
The little you have, though, they hate that you are new
But I get it, I’d ALSO watch shounen than BIBLE CARTOONS
‘Cause you’re all scared of your loved ones, whining that your life is so bad
Sure, kid, you and every other gundam protag 

Shinji:
Has my life truly come to this?
Kid writing a book so it could be books for kids?
He isn’t worth such a challenge, I mustn't run away
So Gregory…wanna come to my house and play?

Greg:
FUCK!!!

Shinji:
My anime’s at the top, I got that cheese touch
But fans all run away from this sellout, he’s got the Cheese Touch
Can’t be rich and famous to anyone above six
So tell me how you can possibly sabotage those kids?

Greg:
Because I still fucking KILLED Rodrick then I STRANGLED Manny

Manny:
You fucking bitch

Greg:
I don’t think it was as tragic as when your MOM gave that handy
And I-

Shinji:
Um, my mother’s not with us right now, you know

Greg:
Oh, sorry….HOW THE FUCK SHE SEE MORE THAN YOU, BRO?
And don’t get off your buddies to get by
You saw all your friends die, and thought it was HENTAI
Then goes into a fetal position when this kid dies

Rowley:
Zoo wee mama!

Greg:
YOUR MOMMY ISSUES AIN’T SOMETHING I LET SLIDE!
I’m the top in popularity I CAN’T be bested
Your creator tried something different and THEN got death threats
And now you bathe in more tears than you EVER will with Kaworu
Get in that fucking robot Shinji, and I still tower you

Shinji:
D-don’t go mentioning and calling my friends out
You broke yours’s arm and you still couldn’t get clout
You’re a damn sociopath, I think I might run
This teen isn’t getting girls, ‘cause he writes enough like one
I won’t simply sit and watch this wimpy kid
Hurt his circle even worse than his new movie did
He’s simply finished, I saved the world through all my triggers
You’re just the pinnacle of “I only draw stick figures”
I got more acceptance from my Dad than both your parents did
And it wasn’t from blaming other people and venting shit
I’ll tear this bitch who’s- standing frozen like he was a tree
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Greg Heffley Vs. Shinji Ikari - #20

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Sangharsha  Mc Flo- New Song From  Kunai Din EP  (Nephop 2012)

SUPERSTAR

Afnai Bato

Yatra

Welcome to the first bonus battle from Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Chao as Arthur
Jacob as Arnold
garbageGothic as Helga
Matthew, Commander Jacob, Fightmarker, Astro, Geon, Underscores, Dustin, & MetaMachine as “Hey!”

Lyrics:
Arthur:
Hey!
It used to be a wonderful day
Until a kilt wearing football was thrown in my way!
This aardvark drops bars hard going up
Against Stewie Griffin from All Grown Up
Both our shows aired on the same day in '96
But remind me, which premiere truly became a mighty hit?
Not the World’s Greatest Gleeper who just took my design
Just to get a slice of the slice-of-life pot pie!

Arnold:
A ham-fisted verse? Don't let a fella get cocky
I know you'll hate this rapping, like you're Helga Pataki
Gerald once told me the story of the Ghost Bride
Though the horrors in that couldn’t compare to your first design
Always dreaming of becoming a celebrity? Well peep this
You'll never be popular, you fit more on the geek list
I can tell you're gonna mumble in your verse right after
'Cause you've dropped the ball harder than all of my voice actors

Arthur:
Oh Arnold, your series isn’t even worth the bother
While you were at jump street, I made friends with Mr. Rogers
You came up short, man. Like Binky, you can’t throw hands
I’mma leave you like your parents; alone with your gramps

Arnold:
You’ve over-egged the tapioca, while I got two hit movies
Can’t wake up to the facts? You must be hitting up the smoothies
That belittling was worse than when you hit your little sis
I might as well call this Arthur’s Big Sh-
Helga:
Arnold!

Written by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Underscores, Brodecai, & Adroitwhiz

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Dustin & Light

Beat by George Georgia of Audio Network

Arthur vs Arnold. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

Welcome to the fifty-seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Eddie's Rap Channel as Dib Membrane
TheSuperplushybros as Invader Zim
Adroitwhiz as GIR
Nathan Provost as Marvin the Martian
B-Lo as Stitch
Rocket as Roger
Titanium1208 Krang

Lyrics:
https://bit.ly/36PjDD0

Written by Matthew Thomas, thelegion, Anthony Perry, Fle, Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Stofferex, Skeep★Tieel, and Jacob

Mixed & Mastered by: Freshy Kanal

Additional Help by: Adroitwhiz

Beats by: Kustom Made Productions, 2Deep, Marc Jackson Burrows of Audio Network, and Hollywood Legend Productions

Invader Zim vs Dib Membrane. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57.

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