Releases tomorrow, July 28th. Get hyped biches!

Lyrics/Credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E61RKYOnRaOzAIy3HGOxUVK7gcJOpX8GmojdzDT4JW0/edit?usp=sharing

[EARLY AUDIO] MatPat vs Jacksfilms. Snakebite Rap Battles

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Henry Stickmin - Mancha (UBERocity)
Phil Eggtree - Fightmarker​

Written By: Michael Stark, M!CAH, & Mason G

Produced By: Epistra

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!

HENRY STICKMIN
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flash hack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin, guess he hasn’t seen my clap back!
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil’s not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness!
I mean, you’re messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blu
My games are a blast when I bring laughs, no one can say the same about you
So riddle me this, if you can, we know you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame when you’re put to shame by another egg?
Who’s got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who’s game birthed a dev team and a whole company from a meme?
But then who’s schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cuz it’s not me who’s cranking sequels just to make ends meet, geez!

PHIL EGGTREE
A whole decade for your first words? I must say, I’m thrilled
In this scrap you’re getting capped, regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars, but got no digits on the weight scale!
So come at me, stick bug, this loss’ll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack- er, hotter than Zack, a twig’ll get snapped when I’m on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class I’d end up falling asleep on the track!
Stickmin’s just a Ghost Inmate, so there’s no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you’ve been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I’ll still be the one collecting coin, while you’re lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics, I’d think you’d grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence, that wasn’t very… pointy
Once I crack the case of this basketcase, then he’ll truly see-
That when it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class, I always have the key!
No Valiant Hero, you snitched on the army just to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I’ve got this in the bag! (Ha!)

HENRY STICKMIN
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall, you know I got the sleek flow too
Your whole deal is “bargain bin Ferris Bueller hit with a dash of Pico’s School!”
But if you really wanna compare us, I’ll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see:
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers’ reactions
Yet you couldn’t hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I’m packin’
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes, I’ve beat them all, and then-
What did you do, that’s new? Oh yeah! Escaped school… again...
Priceless gems? I steal em; Brighter friends? You need em
I’m Breakin’ Banks and taking tanks, you use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your “Legacy Edition” any day
But it seems like I had no trouble “Completing the Diss-ion” anyway!

PHIL EGGTREE
This beaver’s spittin’ ‘gainst this bread crumb from the internet’s trash can-
Now after countless parodies, this rash distraction’s at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia, relying on old, tired game cliches
While I’ve been going strong for many years and I’m still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your “valid stingers”
I’ve seen sicker stick figure spitters come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline, that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan! (Oh!)

ANNOUNCER
Who was the Flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see ya next time!

Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree | SRB

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

A very happy Halloween to all of you who have been waiting for this battle for YEARS. We have faux reality show host, Chris McLean, pitted up against one of the single most iconic slashers in cinema, Jason Voorhees! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Jason Voorhees
Jacuto as Chris McLean

LYRICS:
JASON VOORHEES:
Rising from the grave; it looks like Jason Lives
What is this, Dramarama? I’m not here to fucking babysit
I’m menacingly idle but your plots move even slower
So now this Killer Bass is coming for a Screaming Gopher
My silence spawns screams and leaves no Survivors
You sound like you were voiced by a surfer from Fiverr
You use your show as an excuse for you to pick on kids
Total Drama my ass, you’re on some Jigsaw shit
I’ve been to space in the future and my shit’s more grounded
Should I have put this in a song for you to wrap your head around it?
Your chatty head’s getting washed up on this Jersey Shore
Trust me, I’ve dealt with annoying psychopaths before

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Alright campers, to qualify for your next meal
Your challenge for today is to figure out this dude’s deal
Pull-Up on me all you want. This momma’s boy should change his pampers
‘Cause it looks like someone’s not a very happy camper
When you fell in the lake I bet you probably pissed in fear
But your view of the bottom must’ve been Crystal clear
I can tell you’re not the smartest, giving head starts to your targets
I’m the host with the most- (Jason interrupts) what, criminal charges?

JASON VOORHEES:
The goal of your show was to leave people frightened
But it blew up in your face worse than Pahkitew Island
Your psyche is fueled by others’ pain and despair
Like, dude... how the fuck are you still on the air?!
You drew together a format that was a low effort clone
Let me show you real Action when you’re in the woods alone
My kill count is boundless, bet you wish you could match it
But you got Chef, though I’d do better work with a Hatchet
You’re the craziest and weakest foe I’ve ever faced
Did it ever Don on you that that’s why you got replaced?

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Hah, good one, Gretzky, but I gotta stop ya
Cos your fame is sinking faster than Camp Wawanakwa
Ey yo, take it easy, I know you’re in a cruel mood
But taking my campers from me? Not cool dude
An encounter in the woods may find this zombie solo
But I know who pulls the strings of this swampy Quasimodo
And if that rings a bell, unless my story’s wrong
I’m referring to the Archback of Votre Dame
You’re known for a series where every entry is lame
So your immunity won’t protect you from the Dock of Shame
Don’t rock the Boat of Losers, more than ties may be severed
Now go to hell, Jason, and don’t come back… e-ver

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Chris McLean Vs. Jason Voorhees | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Groudon: Epic Rap Battles of Comic Books
Kyogre: Justin Buckner
Rayquaza: MaNCHA
Deoxys: Epic Doctor X

Groudon:
Listen Moby Dick, this Primal’s ‘bout to go Reversion
Bring forth a Desolated Land like the M06 version
Your death will arise when I show my Precipice Blades
The best a-ground makes fakes shake with an Earthquake!
With an MC Hammer Arm I’m crushing other rappers down
You’ll need more than a Drizzle when you hear my Roar sound
So try to Splash me when I’ve got power to the Maxie!
I’ll open up a Fissure, then you can try to attack me

Kyogre:
I raise the sea level; let me tell you an Aqua Tail
‘bout a Conti-mental Pokémon steppin’ to a killer whale
Coming up to this Ancient Power? Well aren’t we bold?
My raps come out Swift and my disses are Sheer Cold
I’m the alpha beast you know I’m coming in first
Ya It’s quite the Sunny Day, let’s go for a little Surf
Got you in a whirlpool, I’m cutting down on your bulk
And you’ll be washed up again when I spit Origin Pulse

Groudon:
Your raps put me to sleep, now it’s time for an Eruption
When I blast a SolarBeam, you’ll end up as pure nothin’
I’ve roamed throughout the earth, you’re a Sea World show
You’ll never Dive and flee when I leave you Bulldozed

Kyogre:
Step into my water basin, and you’ll never make it out
End you with a Water Spout, it’s all Kyogre now 
You control the land, but this world is my turf
Considering that water takes up most of the earth

Rayquaza:
Straight from the Sky Tower, owning ocean and geo
I’m spitting Dragon Rage! The most powerful of this trio
is in the o-zone to condone two terrible titans
Just a single Twister would leave Arceus frightened!
So don’t even try! My power level’s ultimate; Sky High!
Hope I don’t make you cry because I’m so Fly!
You’re Outrageous, I’m getting Scary-Faced and quite feral so
I’m taking my win Air Lock, stock, and barrel!

*Build-up. Rayquaza flies into space, and destroys the meteorite.*

Deoxys:
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the shapeshifter from space
facing the falsified savior of Hoenn's race 
So, raging pickle, you're gonna face the dismal
doom of your region when I emerge from YOUR symbol
I'll Boost Up 'gainst Psychos who reign as the “ancients”
you’ll swallow your words as if they were my spaceship 
Burn you, like acid! Explosive! Nucleic!
Nova Pressuring, I’m god-like, whereas you’re archaic!

Mega Rayquaza:
I shine like a quasar! Your ego’s supermassive!
I fought down those two clowns, that shows I’m not passive!
So it’s Crunch time! Dragon Pulse a rhyme to put you in your place!
I’m Dragon Ascending to Sky Drop this waste of space!
Go put up your Defense Form, or Attack me all you want!
Knock it Off, you’re not daunting! Just give up your Zen Headbutt! 
I hone my claws, and then prove I’m an Aerial Ace
As I give birth to your fate, and split this DNA

Deoxys:
It amuses me that you believe your element could win it
For you, the sky’s the limit, while my universe is infinite 
My raps are true Deox-ick, Ziz is turning further green
Thus, you’ll never Recover when I unleash my Hyper Beam

Mega Rayquaza:
I’ve got more Extreme Speed Deoxys, drop the facade
My voice is echoed through the heavens, I am feared by gods
No matter what move I choose, you’re a 1 hit K.O.
You can spit a whole arsenal, ‘cause against me, Anything Goes!


Groudon vs Kyogre. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #17

It's finally here!

Frenzy as Captain Hero
Foxy Lee as Foxxy Love
Zack Maloney as Ling-Ling
Leannaire as Princess Clara
Dusk as Spanky Ham
WoodenHornets as Xandir P. Wifflebottom
itsannachloem as Toot Braunstein
regulardude45 as Wooldoor Sockbat
MaNCHA as Superman
ArcadianSonnetVA as Valerie Brown
Zander Peers as Pikachu
LillyLeaf as Ariel
Anthony Perry as Cuddles
Justin Buckner as Link
Leafy Dubs as Betty Boop
Stofferex as Spongebob Squarepants

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DRAWN TOGETHER
VERSUS
THE ORIGINALS
BEGIN!

Captain Hero:
Let’s get this party started! I’m gonna beat this Super fool
I could dominate these retards, even on the naughty stool
Foxxy Love:
You know I’m used to stomping many pussycats for fun
With these disses rolling right off of this black chick’s tongue
Ling-Ling:
Crean you up rike the dishes that STILL NEED TO BE DONE!
I’ll give you and children seizures, like an electric porygon
Princess Clara:
You poor unfortunate souls, you Ariel-las make me nauseous  
I didn’t remember ordering your rhymes with f***ing sausage!
Spanky Ham:
Ugh! I’d rather roleplay with these chumps, than rap you Happy Tree F*cks
Tell me guys, will these morons lose?
All:
Uh, duhhhhh!
Xandir P. Wifflebottom:
I’ll give you fools the reach-around, like one of Link’s boomerangs
because I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
Betty better prepare for how controversial I can be
Wait til’ you see this-
All:
NO!
Spanky Ham:
Don’t do it fatty!
Wooldoor Sockbat:
Lick my Sponge-knob and suck my Square-nuts bitch
If you wanna fight, then ALRIGHT! LET’S F***ING DO THIS!

Superman:
The whole planet called me to fight these Drawn Together dykes
Their existence is my kryptonite, so I will face them on the mic
Valerie Brown:
Rocking out this servant girl, gonna leave her decaying
So sad that people find girls singing about their taints more entertaining
Pikachu:
Pika pi! Electrocuting these Game Freaks with my might
These Heterosexual bootlegs will get shocked from these rhymes
Ariel: 
Let me diss this so called princess with tentacles, how sad
She wanted attention so bad, she became a stripper for her dad
Cuddles:
Better Flash your honesty of how you won’t win this fight
Spanking hams in their faces, until he goes back to his porn site
Link:
Between you and your girl, who’s the damsel in distress?
If you were it, I have to say, excuuuuse me princess
Betty Boop:
You’re really desperate to Boop-Oop-A-Stoop so low to Xandi 
Appreciating many things, but not being turned into a drama queen
Spongebob Squarepants:
*laughs* The idea of facing me in a rap is just poor
‘Cause we all know that I’m ready to shut the front Wooldoor!

Captain Hero:
Try to dodge these macho rhymes, you won’t be acquitted
Foxxy Love:
You must be Twilight Zoning if you think that you’ll be winning
Ling-Ling:
Say my name 3 times, and I’ll go berzerk on all of you
Princess Clara:
Take you back Under the Sea, since you really have issues
Spanky Ham:
Still think their rapping is cool? Their flow is just tasteless
Xandir:
‘Cause I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V. disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
If you mess with us, we’ll throw you down the stairs of M.C. Escher
All:
So go back to your own channels, we’ll just be Drawn Together
Wooldoor Sockbat:
BITCH!

Superman:
You got a fanbase that is as dead and rotten as your girlfriend
Valerie Brown:
Wanna battle me? You’ll have to face the Pussycats then
Pikachu:
Gonna Pika fight with chu, like your english, leave you broken
Ariel:
This is the Part of My World, I’ll take this racist down with my fin
Cuddles:
With all the gore in my show, it’s less disturbing than your movie is
Link:
You just act like drunken retards, while we actually entertain kids
Betty Boop:
You try to steal our fame, now this time, you better listen
All:
Call us the eraser bomb, ‘cause we’ll remove you from existence!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Drawn Together vs The Originals. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 50.

Two of the most classic ducks in cartoon history finally go hand in hand in an epic rap battle! Enjoy!

HyperJacob96 as Donald Duck
Stofferex as Daffy Duck
Beat by Beatg33kz
Written by Matthew Thomas, WoodenHornets, Jacob G, thelegion, Frenzy, HyperJacob96, and SkeepTieel
Mixed by Matthew Thomas

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DONALD DUCK
VERSUS
DAFFY DUCK
BEGIN!

Daffy Duck:
Never in my life did I think I'd have to deal with ya
The old-school quack pack rocks Nazi memorabilia
I throw wits with every syllable, your show is just so typical
I'm the pinnacle of spittable flows while you’re just despicable
Aw shucks, this lackluster thinks he’ll take down the Duck Amuck?
Elmer can’t even compare to the shots I’ll spit in this Duck Hunt
And your mousey friend couldn’t even last ten minutes with Bugs
No need to Duck Avenge yourself, I’m the king of Space Dunk
Yes, you might be the first, but in the ring, you’ll last secondly
Looking short-tempered as I rap over these Merrie Melodies 
Step back Onto Ice, you’re not close to a challenge for me
Let’s see what happens when this Loonatic is Unleashed

Donald Duck:
So they put me up against this Looney fraud? Aw, phooey! 
I had better times dealing with Huey, Dewey, and Louie!
You’re more stupid than I thought, you should’ve been left to rot
‘Cause it’s pretty obvious which character Tex Avery ripped on
Lay off Jordan’s ‘special stuff’, your fleet of flaws are endless
Duck Dodging the facts? And they said that I was jealous
I’m a royal Musketeer, while you’re a simpleton squealer
And I’ll show this unoriginal duck with a lisp whose Superior
You won’t be Back in Action once I’m slapping this failure
I’m the captain of this ship, while you’re nothing short of a sailor
This verbal wall I built will leave you more broken than Pete
So who’s Darkwinning this? One guess, but who? No one but me!

Daffy Duck:
Well thank god for this description! I can barely comprehend you!
Don't think your birds of a feather will try to go and defend you
You’re putting me to sleep with your exhausted gags and jokes
You thought I was done? No! That’s not all, folks!
Your comedy’s atrocious, filled with incoherent quacking
When my mallet meets your mouth, you’ll be too busy napping 
You’re irrelevant, while I’m a toon perfect for cartoons
But hey, let me know if they ever give YOU a reboot

Donald Duck:
Oh boy! It seems you’re forgetting something, I mean clearly
Your Looney Tunes Show can’t compare to my 2013 series
You’re in Deep Duck Trouble, you can’t escape from this beating
When I’m gunning down your bars, like it’s duck hunting season!
You thinking you’ll be the victor is richer than my Uncle Scrooge
Just look at yourself, Idiot Eyes, you’re nothing but a Goof
So now that I’m through with this duck more irritating than Chip n’ Dale
See Ya Later Gladiator, I’m putting an end to this Duck Tale!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 56.

Lyrics:

Chucky:
A ragdoll wants a rap brawl? 
I’m not the kind of toy you’d wanna dance with
Ain’t seen a faker hunk of plastic since Tiffany’s “enhancements.”
I mean you dug your shit in my spotlight, I got a comeback you couldn’t dream of, rookie.
So how much Woody could a wood-Chucky chuck if a wood-Chucky could chuck Woody?
Hold the gun on your sidekicks or run into my knife, bitch
I’d play “hide your soul” but you’re already lifeless
Stay PG and keep counting your sheep
While you sit in Bonnie’s room alone, without a peep
Trust me, I’ll strip your title as hot topic, 
Did your plot strings puppet that many fucking losses?
Thinking outside the box, Andy's off to college while I still keep on rocking my box office
  
Woody:
Those burdens you dug yourself in ain’t something I’d ignore.
Cuz I don’t think that body count would help disburse your child support.
As sheriff, I can’t endorse a story milked six times or more
So tell me exactly what bragging rights does your franchise have in store?
You run on two legs, but your feelings are fake
After this: No more reboots for this snake
My lasso is cutting your wires
You got a big mouth for a fun size Michael Myers
For dolls like you we ain’t got no tolerance
Even Sid's toys would throw you across the fence
You drew the line, this battle is your suicide, 
my movie’s booting you aside; a rescue for your audience.
Square up all you want in all  your fancy ways
You will never be able to fill up Andy’s grave
My destiny’s a legacy, your story’s ending right here
Cuz by now your buzzkill’s burnt out in this light-year

Chucky:
You’re armless in this show, sir, a failed stunt for your shoulder
So put a gun in your holster, or fuck off my posters
I Hamil’d it up! I’ve been toppling cities, 
scaring the piss out of kiddies, bitch, I’m Andy’s owner
You Hamm it up, riding your owner like it’s a piggy back, 
You’re Woody Wood-pecking all up over Andy’s shoulders
I’m in mint condition, but from a bloody background 
You’re my sloppy second, but a hand me let down
Bullseye spits harder than Woody, you got nothing
While I make the beat drop like “Andy’s coming!”
My name lives in the doll, I have insanity lead
You’re called Woody, cuz you fell down the family tree
If you’re as beloved to Andy as you think, he’d call the doctor
But to him you’re just as alive as his father

Woody:
Don’t go dissing others for their titles partn’r? “Good Guys” is your legacy
You’re the posterboy for playtime, the only street you’re running is Sesame
I don’t hold you to high standards, in my part of town you’re too young
Yet you’re smart enough to connect to tech, but too dumb to plug your head to your tongue?
I’m off into the sunset, let’s not prolong our argument
To infinity and beyond, muffles Chucky from the bottom of the bargain bin

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Adam & DNA_Fox 

Mixed and Edited by:
Freshy Kanal

Beats by:
Dansonn & Simon Servida

Additional Help by:
Rabi, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast (DGB), Fel, GengoMain, MetaMachine, Creep Switch, Adroit, GamingPlush65, Hippie Rat, Brodecai, Commander Jacob

Art by:
AlienMadman

Chucky vs. Woody - Bonus Battle!

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

YT Video : https://youtu.be/aoaU5_GxjTM

Cast :
Izuku Midoriya: Alex/J Morris(https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861)
Ruby Rose: Evava (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjHqysMyVuKS0djTRRiUiGQ)

Beat: https://clyp.it/gbdi3hoy?token=b49da89fb1530fc113a9759891c09f93
Beat Prod. : Allrounda
Written by Kamren, MetaMachine, Gengo and Krystal
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by MICAH 


Lyrics :

Ruby Rose:
Facing off against Green Naruto? This'll be lots of fun!
It doesn't take a punch below the gut just to see that Deku is Nuts, 
From his odd choice of friends, to his creepy hero obsession
Me? I graduated from my class, like Aizawa, I'll teach you a lesson
Haven't gotten to your verse, but around girls, I already know
This'll be the second time you got something caught in your throat!
Schools training mutants? Past mentors and black whips?
You only smile in front of others just to hide your 'borrowed' shticks!

Izuku Midoriya:
Fight this wolf, little red hood! I’ll leave another maiden bruised and beat!
Proved you’re weak! Take ‘sis away and you’re a chicken; Rooster Teeth!
Despite your gun obsession, you can’t take shots, stick to copying storylines
When after Pyrrha died, you decided to use your "Silver Eyes!"
Eat this diss, miss! How's that for sweets going through your head?
Wander into U.A, and you’ll end up just like Roses: Red
Why don’t you take your lines and go through another redesign?
But that's pointless like your manga, you're hopeless without your scythe!

Ruby Rose: 
You're always in need of saving, yet you say I’m reliant?
Just look at your recent chapters, make like Koda and stay quiet
So take a seat, I’ll take the lead! You’re not made to take charge
Since when you decide to take action, you end up breaking your arms!
While we’re on the subject, let’s talk about the secret of your quirk
The only thing ‘super’ about this human is the amount of tears you burst!
I’m sorry, speak up a bit and quit it with the mumbled raps
Or you’ll get blown up in this fight, but I guess you’re used to that

Izuku Midoriya:
Analyzing what you've dissed, all I heard from you was fluff-filled!
Take One L For All your wasted ideas, I'm leaving this thorn grilled!
Detroit Smashing the mic, you're not used to throwing punchlines
Guess I'll take center stage myself, I know you got a case of stage fright!
I’ve spent my Summer fighting villains, training to be my class's best
While the ones you've experienced had someone dying in the process!
You were born on Halloween, it’s no wonder you fight Grimm, reaper
You’re a relic; best left 4 years back, while I'm smashing theatres!

Ruby Rose:
You’re as defenseless as they come ; no need to count in percents
If I wanted My Huntress Academics, I'd rather go join the X-Men!
Whether its my flow or your own, you'll still be the one who drowned 
So add this loss to the many times you let everyone around you down

Izuku Midoriya:
Your mom and creator are rolling in their graves knowing you’ll meet the same fate
Even if I brought Ochaco in, you still won't live up to your namesake!
You’re known for having shit writing, keep pushing your fans away
It's verbal Yin and Yang, left you like your sis, let the blood drain!



Izuku Midoriya Vs Ruby Rose - My Hero Academia vs Anything #4 (ft. Alex M & Evava)

Elijah as Chowder
J Morris as Remy
Rocket as Mung

Lyrics:
Chowder:
Hey Mung! Yes? There's a rat in the kitchen!
But don’t worry, I’ll be sure to fry this rodent like chicken
‘Cause when I take the mic, you’re gonna take the loss
Like a skillet, I kill it Rat, got flows that’ll blow your socks off
Yo, this hat rack for Linguini's way beneath me
Tryna beat me and you'll get rejected like Panini, ain't that steamy?
You're a teeny little being, how can you step up to Chowder?
You’d still be in my shadow if I took Cinnamini powder

Remy:
Ew, that verse was tasteless, it couldn't pack a good punch
What you cooked up was rancid, Emile wouldn't eat it for lunch
Kid, if you were what you eat, you probably munch on the poorer stuff
But I hope you're hungry for what I'm about to serve; Order up!
You don't wanna get burned by the best chef in Paris
When you get chopped, you’ll be embarrassed that you’re gonna want to run to your parents
Oh wait, they’re dead like your humor is! Yet your audience absorbs all
A lazy show with a lazy kid, you’re breaking scales like the 4th wall

Chowder:
If we had any competition, you'd know I'd wear the crown
Your verse was a 2, MUNG! Another restaurant down!

Remy:
Oh please, don't get this all twisted like a burple nurple
Cause if we pondered cancellations, we’d be going in circles
 
Chowder:
It’s not like a two parter would be given to this bare mouse
I got you stressing, you're gonna want to pull your own hairs out

Remy:
That's a lot of fluff coming from a purple marshmallow
Biting on my style, I thought you came from Vídeo Brinquedo!

Chowder:
Sold your time with family for a soup bowl?
Thinking you're the better taster? Ha! That's comedy gold!
And as far as ratings go, I admit I’m not a defender
But I’m sure your restaurant’s a big hit for all the health inspectors

Remy: 
Rep destroyed by a building show and buried all of your earnings
Annoyed the execs so much and yet they call me the vermin
Yo, I’m the head of the kitchen, so be my trainee and listen
I thought anyone could cook ‘fore I met this special ed kitten

Written by Matthew, Jacob and Alen

Additional Help from Light, Freshy Kanal, Trakked, Fightmarker, Brodecai and Snakebite126

"Comedy gold" by TimeLord 103, Mason the Nation, MetaMachine, InfiniTV and CyanMilkShake

Mixed & Mastered by Light & Jacob

Beat by William Davies of Audio Network

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