I like Garfield and Heathcliff but I have to say that Garfield

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#8: Scared of a dream?

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Does Anyone Remember a Dream with a Red Door? by Leon_the_artguy

Perfect Cell vs Plankton. Shorts Rap Battles

cover art by @channelredacted6150

BPM 300
Made by Joolian

Forsaken - Bambi Fantrack (Joolian)

LYRICS:

Yall dont know who you will mess with
Everybody here stumbles after a sentence
Crumbles in every message, fumbling all your rap shit
Now I’m here to bring the answers to everyone’s questions
Benny you so tiny you are smaller than your ant farm
Benny you so whiny I’ll crush you faster than a scrapyard
Serena you’re annoying and Psytube you’re just lazy
Eddie you’re a pussy and Raichous you have babies
Jesse you’re so clumsy and BDGR you sound sickened
Seth you are too sleepy and Nugget you’re a chicken
Leo let’s concentrate on you for a second
You’re the fancy little british man who thinks he’s a legend
You wear your top hat to school and in summer you wear your mittens
And you say good heavens when someone steps in your kitchen

OOOOOOOO its the disstrack god
OOOOOOOO i can diss the lot
OOOOOOOO im the greatest on the scene
OOOOOOOO this is not a dream

Now i’ll pass the mic to littleflecks

Leo, you’re a kid who reeks
Maybe because you chimney sweep 
Maybe because you bath in the sink 
And it’s filled with mint green tea. 
Maybe ‘cuz you spent a week 
Cleaning streets up of shit and pee 
FRB thinks that you’re a cunt
Buddy you’re just a dick to me 
Funny, got a history 
Of cumming over history
But in the history book our kids will read
It says he’s a freak 
Posh twat with a top hat, try to talk smack
Got that four-eyed glasses fogging up so how he would make contact
Smoking pipe since 1805 yet you’re still choke on mics and
Once you farted potently and inspired Openheimer explosions, wild 
There’s no denying, that you’re a hopeless liar 
Old man in the body of a overgrown and rodent child
Where’s your bowtie at? 
Lookin’ like a mascot for Oscar Myers that got found taking dope
And lighting up crack pipes and then got fired. 
Man resembles Richie Rich if that little kid lost a trial 
Got thrown in jail for his whole attire 
Man belongs in an old asylum
Looking more ghastly and cold as ice than a poltergeist does 
I told him twice that
If he don’t stop if Rowely Jefferson act and betters himself
Than he’ll end up alone and dying, it’s over finally

"Diss Track God" - FRB Diss Track (Prod. by Insanebeatz)

Krussy Nearby Theme

Local58 VS The Nøkken - Rap Battle!

Local 58:
Good Evening, viewer’s Nøkken’s our talk off the day Despite being a “great” myth his gifts are sadly not that great
He gets little reception wasting time in all that lake
Now don’t touch that dial as: We Begin Our Broadcast Day

Tune into your raps? I’d rather skip to an Ad Break 
It’s sad, mate, Seeing your talents trashed cuz’ it’s bad waste
I’m intact to a few glitches; In fact, I’ve chosen to overt 
Your best appearance, rebranding by demanding it be Frozen over

Is your verse forbidden music? Because it’s surely killing me
Melted your tormentors ears, yet it couldn’t kill a beat
And now this sulking loner is left soaking by the shore to swim
After cutting off a village and the only girl that supported him

Your spree was a Contingency that they couldn’t see  
That girl surely would’ve helped now she couldn’t, but wouldn’t she? 
My verse has concluded but before our broadcast is finished, you can still win this if you: Assume the Victory Position

The Nokken:
You force yourself into people’s minds and try to push them to their doom?
What makes you think that we’re still scared of Molester Moon?
This violinist turns violent too wrap up your verse
You wish there was an ad break so you could drown us in your merch

Your station has little foundation with the verses you’re building
Don’t you know that Analog Horror is just Shows for Children?
Made new horror clique’s thinking that your shits hotter
But you’ve nearly dipped your toes in the water

You’re fake news, makes sense that your claims are baseless
Face it; Your rhythm’s like your victims: Fucking Faceless!
You hide away in the sky but I’m the one looking down on you
“Safety in Numbers” is a blunder you live in solitude

Eclipse is what you outta do, then you’d get some light shined
Daytime is when I thrive, but for you it’s night, night
Hope I didn’t soak you, just tryna roast you
Cuz’ with only a splash, you broadcast goes bye, bye

“51st State” Local58: 
You’re on the fastest available route if you’re trying to bathe in hell
Kid, you’re striving to annoy me? I’ll drive you insane as well
Were your storyteller’s on the White Horse when they turned you to a white horse?
You couldn’t even get your almost wife on that not-so “high horse”

Here’s your Weather Alert: I’m raining hell upon your waters!
Your chances of survival, are as high as chances of having a daughter
Nøk is not getting up and now his corpse is belly up
Goodnight, that’s our time but your time is already up

The Nökken: 
If attention is your weapon, then mister you might abort
You to claim to be immortal, while Kister’s your only Life Support
I’d take you to the depths but you’re no stranger to stooping low
These analog trends have already sunken so welcome to your new home

Fans think you’re aliens? Explains the unsubtly 
You’re just a skippable phase popping up abruptly
Blood Moon’s now a Bloody Moon it was Blue from the start
Aimed for that airtime but all you did was shoot for the stars

ClarenceTheDuck as Local58
durdoesstuff as Local58 and The Nøkken 
Matt Raichous as Public Service Announcer
FulmonThe as the 51st State
Mixed by ClarenceTheDuck, durdoesstuff, and WeThink
Art by Tompuffs
Produced by Korekitten
Arranged by CornCob
Thumbnail by Ryufan76

Local58 VS The Nøkken (ft. ClarenceTheDuck, durdoesstuff, & FulmonThe) - Rap Battle!

Danii as Chucky
Shimario as Stripe
Danii, Cri, and ThanosQuack as Gremlins

Beat Produced by: James Brett
Written by: Grey Julius And Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Art by: Wizard Warrior
Thumbnail by: Creeperpasta

Chucky:
Hi, I’m Chucky, I’m your friend til the end
Light a fire then get bloody, try to get all ahead
Yeah, everybody loves me, I’m ahead all the trends
But keep on fighting Bugs Bunny, I’ll fuckin’ rip off your head, ha
I can’t even tell the difference ‘tween these beady eyed fucks
Bro, you only stand out cause your yee-yee ass cut
I could kill you with a flashlight, speedy as fuck
You’re just a child at play, you’ll get no freebie from Chuck 

Stripe:
Is it past midnight? cause imma eat this
You won’t last this fight, have you seethin’
You’re being awfully loud, in our all new town 
Looks like the potty mouth is in some deep shit
Like you’re first episode you vomited your flows
One Gremlins enough to keep you on your toes
But what I don't get is the body that you chose
Like what, was the toy store out of G.I. Joes?
It’s like a poker game the way I’m smokin’ bastards
I’ll leave ya chokin’, ya chokin’ hazard
Worst rap i have heard, run to your dollhouse Barbie
Cause when i drop fire it doesn’t stop the party!


Chucky:
Think you got under my skin, bitch i’ve never been better
Half your scenes were filler, you’re chance of living is low
I make Damba-Mulla, bitch i make all the cheddar
Think you’re not a fucking gimmick, bro you came from gizmo
Your boys can die to a mom, i left my own mother buried
Loud doesn't equal funny all of my stuff is varied
At least I made people with a doll feel weary
Beastiality’s the only time your movies were scary 
I broke all 3 rules and i'm still surviving 
You want a past midnight snack, bite my hole
I don’t remember you to be that good at reviving
So I’ll bury you under a bridge, hide the troll

Stripe:
Of course this ginger is wanting some souls
Deck you on the freckles for ever thinkin’ you’re gold
‘Cause while you get a bunch of children to do all your bidding
Us gremlins get shit together once the night is hitting, ay
You always looking like shit weather a doll or lee ray
Whether you’re happy with yourself is pretty tricky to say
You just throw a bunch of shit and hope to god that it sticks
Until the world has enough and goes to put all your toys away

Chucky vs Stripe (Child's Play vs Gremlins) - Rewind Rap Rumble

Justin Buckner as Garfield
THEWUZSHADYFILMMAKER as Heathcliff

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
HEATHCLIFF!
VERSUS!
GARFIELD!
BEGIN!

Garfield:
Let’s just get this over with, my lasagna’s getting cold
Heathcliff, you can’t do anything to this, my rhymes will be gold
People like you should be dragged into the street and get shot
Your popularity has been left to rot, stop thinking you’re top, dawg
I actually have a home, while you’re an alley cat in the streets
You in the mafia or something? ‘cause you just syndi-cut your defeat
Call me fat all you want, I can tell if you're bluffing
I hate you even more than Mondays, and that’s saying something

Heathcliff:
Stepping up to me? What a big mistake you've made
Once I've finished with you, you'll be more than just afraid
This orange fat cat needs to stop with his disses
You’re pissing me off, you need to stay out of the kitchen!
You’re just a lonely emo freak, that needs to lose some pounds
This is my street Garfield, I’ll be taking you down town
It’s over for you kitty, I’m the new cat they adore
You’re out of business, because nobody reads the paper anymore

Garfield:
I’m not overweight, you see, it’s called being undertall
You really been lacking lately, oh wait, you were never funny at all
I wanna sleep, but I can still battle you while I'm dozy
I would prefer you to shut up, your voice annoys me more than Odie
Been loved from comics to CGI, you're just a borer!
You've been naughty Cliff, go back to the kitty corner
You act like a mutt, so you better grab this bone
I’m lovable, you’re just the pussy version of Al Capone

Heathcliff:
You need to stop eating all that lasagna, I mean what’s the dealio? 
You can never beat me, my rhymes are as hot as Cleo
Just like Doraemon, I have a girlfriend, you got no friends, this’ll be your end
All your popularity is just pretend, that's something you can't defend
I’ll be hanging out with Marmaduke, and I don’t mean to be rude
But when your 2 movies came out dude, I knew you were screwed
What's the matter fat cat, you're looking pretty pale
I think you're upset, ‘cause you just Gar-failed

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Garfield vs Heathcliff. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 38

-Cover Image originally From Disney's Oswald Short
-Original Links used for extension I made:
1. Start- https://youtu.be/MH3bJ8Lldj0?si=MwwoY3CBSh7Yd9UI
2. Middle- https://youtu.be/kU0alwsQCk8?si=hHmBDKEOhnLqk4QJ
3. Finishing Part- https://youtu.be/b_D12QrJgFo?si=V1ck7B1geCmxKbdP

Garfield vs Heathcliff. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 38

Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

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