-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Henry Stickmin - Mancha (UBERocity)
Phil Eggtree - Fightmarker​

Written By: Michael Stark, M!CAH, & Mason G

Produced By: Epistra

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!

HENRY STICKMIN
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flash hack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin, guess he hasn’t seen my clap back!
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil’s not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness!
I mean, you’re messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blu
My games are a blast when I bring laughs, no one can say the same about you
So riddle me this, if you can, we know you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame when you’re put to shame by another egg?
Who’s got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who’s game birthed a dev team and a whole company from a meme?
But then who’s schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cuz it’s not me who’s cranking sequels just to make ends meet, geez!

PHIL EGGTREE
A whole decade for your first words? I must say, I’m thrilled
In this scrap you’re getting capped, regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars, but got no digits on the weight scale!
So come at me, stick bug, this loss’ll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack- er, hotter than Zack, a twig’ll get snapped when I’m on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class I’d end up falling asleep on the track!
Stickmin’s just a Ghost Inmate, so there’s no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you’ve been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I’ll still be the one collecting coin, while you’re lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics, I’d think you’d grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence, that wasn’t very… pointy
Once I crack the case of this basketcase, then he’ll truly see-
That when it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class, I always have the key!
No Valiant Hero, you snitched on the army just to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I’ve got this in the bag! (Ha!)

HENRY STICKMIN
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall, you know I got the sleek flow too
Your whole deal is “bargain bin Ferris Bueller hit with a dash of Pico’s School!”
But if you really wanna compare us, I’ll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see:
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers’ reactions
Yet you couldn’t hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I’m packin’
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes, I’ve beat them all, and then-
What did you do, that’s new? Oh yeah! Escaped school… again...
Priceless gems? I steal em; Brighter friends? You need em
I’m Breakin’ Banks and taking tanks, you use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your “Legacy Edition” any day
But it seems like I had no trouble “Completing the Diss-ion” anyway!

PHIL EGGTREE
This beaver’s spittin’ ‘gainst this bread crumb from the internet’s trash can-
Now after countless parodies, this rash distraction’s at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia, relying on old, tired game cliches
While I’ve been going strong for many years and I’m still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your “valid stingers”
I’ve seen sicker stick figure spitters come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline, that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan! (Oh!)

ANNOUNCER
Who was the Flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see ya next time!

Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree | SRB

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b6wosim-z1epjh-2YVmQf-TnEvO-UW74X8El0qHhGX0/edit
King Mewtwo as Bowser
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Lucifer
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64, King Mewtwo and AlchemyKing
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Toni Rigatoni
Beat by Epistra and Dansonn
Hint for next time: "Captains of heaven and hell"

Bowser vs. Lucifer

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

Stofferex as Bugs Bunny
WoodenHornets as Mickey Mouse

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
BUGS BUNNY!
VS!
MICKEY MOUSE!
BEGIN!

Bugs Bunny:
Ehh, what’s up doc? This Looney Tune will kick your ass
I’m gonna be like Road Runner, and make my point fast
I’m coming in fast, like a Tazmanian Devil
You know not to mess with the bunny from the meadow
In my opinion, you’re an outlaw, I should call Yosemite Sam
Classic my ass, you should give some credit to Felix the Cat, you scam
All you do is copy off others, we should call you Mickey Parrot
Cmon and come over here, so I can snap you like a carrot!

Mickey Mouse:
Who does this bunny think he is, a wannabe of me?
There’s no way you can face this Epic Mickey
Step away from my clubhouse, there’s no way you’ll be getting in
You seriously think you’re gonna win? You must be Goofin’
When I was back in black and white, I had all the people laughing
At least my buddy, Donald is more happy than your buddy, Daffy!
It’s Rabbit season Bugsy, so you better scram
You really set the bar low, when you did the movie, Space Jam!

Bugs Bunny:
I couldn’t make out what you said, you were stuttering like Porky
Take your annoying high voice outta here, I can’t stand you talking
I beat Thumper in rap so I can take Mickey on, just listen
And you’re suppose to be for children? You were the symbol of racism!
Stay in your Clubhouse, you’ll be forgotten like Oswald the Rabbit
I’ll take your sweetie Minnie, and give her my tasty carrot
Compare me and you, all the kids loved me the most
Let me end this fight now, that’s all folks!

Mickey Mouse:
Oh, you think that you're clever, you think you can steal Minnie?
No!  The only girl you'll get is that Amy Rose ripoff, Lola Bunny!
Why did you go to the real world? We’re you too tired of being fake?
Go Back in Action, before I cook this rabbit and make carrot cake
My rhymes are cooking, you best be calling them Remy the Rat
I’ll squish you like a bug, Bugs, try learning to rap
Your raps are more of a disaster than your new Looney Tunes show
And remember this, REAL SUFFERING IS UNKNOWN!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 37

The Death of Skill [BONUS]

Two of the most classic ducks in cartoon history finally go hand in hand in an epic rap battle! Enjoy!

HyperJacob96 as Donald Duck
Stofferex as Daffy Duck
Beat by Beatg33kz
Written by Matthew Thomas, WoodenHornets, Jacob G, thelegion, Frenzy, HyperJacob96, and SkeepTieel
Mixed by Matthew Thomas

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DONALD DUCK
VERSUS
DAFFY DUCK
BEGIN!

Daffy Duck:
Never in my life did I think I'd have to deal with ya
The old-school quack pack rocks Nazi memorabilia
I throw wits with every syllable, your show is just so typical
I'm the pinnacle of spittable flows while you’re just despicable
Aw shucks, this lackluster thinks he’ll take down the Duck Amuck?
Elmer can’t even compare to the shots I’ll spit in this Duck Hunt
And your mousey friend couldn’t even last ten minutes with Bugs
No need to Duck Avenge yourself, I’m the king of Space Dunk
Yes, you might be the first, but in the ring, you’ll last secondly
Looking short-tempered as I rap over these Merrie Melodies 
Step back Onto Ice, you’re not close to a challenge for me
Let’s see what happens when this Loonatic is Unleashed

Donald Duck:
So they put me up against this Looney fraud? Aw, phooey! 
I had better times dealing with Huey, Dewey, and Louie!
You’re more stupid than I thought, you should’ve been left to rot
‘Cause it’s pretty obvious which character Tex Avery ripped on
Lay off Jordan’s ‘special stuff’, your fleet of flaws are endless
Duck Dodging the facts? And they said that I was jealous
I’m a royal Musketeer, while you’re a simpleton squealer
And I’ll show this unoriginal duck with a lisp whose Superior
You won’t be Back in Action once I’m slapping this failure
I’m the captain of this ship, while you’re nothing short of a sailor
This verbal wall I built will leave you more broken than Pete
So who’s Darkwinning this? One guess, but who? No one but me!

Daffy Duck:
Well thank god for this description! I can barely comprehend you!
Don't think your birds of a feather will try to go and defend you
You’re putting me to sleep with your exhausted gags and jokes
You thought I was done? No! That’s not all, folks!
Your comedy’s atrocious, filled with incoherent quacking
When my mallet meets your mouth, you’ll be too busy napping 
You’re irrelevant, while I’m a toon perfect for cartoons
But hey, let me know if they ever give YOU a reboot

Donald Duck:
Oh boy! It seems you’re forgetting something, I mean clearly
Your Looney Tunes Show can’t compare to my 2013 series
You’re in Deep Duck Trouble, you can’t escape from this beating
When I’m gunning down your bars, like it’s duck hunting season!
You thinking you’ll be the victor is richer than my Uncle Scrooge
Just look at yourself, Idiot Eyes, you’re nothing but a Goof
So now that I’m through with this duck more irritating than Chip n’ Dale
See Ya Later Gladiator, I’m putting an end to this Duck Tale!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 56.

@hyperjacob96 as Greninja
@user-485595605 as Incineroar

Greninja:
Out from the shadows I rise to Smack Down this Alolan Starter!
who thinks his Low Sweep will hurt me, but my Dark Pulse hits harder!
You may have a Z-move of your own, but it won’t frighten me!
So get ready fo—wait, shouldn’t Decidueye be fighting me?
I mean, seriously! This overgrown puss thinks that he’s got this?
Water puts out Fire! It’s clear this ain’t a contest!
Like your Up-B in Smash, going down is your fate!
Just quit the act kitty cat, we all know wrestling’s fake!

Incineroar:
And here I’m thinking “I’m about to fight Mewtwo”
But instead I get the Pokemon version of Tsuyu!
You say that wrestling’s fake, and that I'm actually weak?
I'll disprove all of your lies like if it's a Grinch Leak!
You know my skills are Lit, ten out of ten!
I leave every foe I face all broken and bent!
And low-key, this Froakie will retire as a fighter
‘Cause he’ll get more than a warm up when he steps in my ring of fire!

Ash-Greninja:
You wanna turn me to Ash? You’re just asking to get trashed!
Transformed with Battle Bond, and now I’ll leave you Night Slashed!
I’ll be Shadow Sneaking by you as I take all your nine lives!
And I know you’ll be losing cause you're not the Fighting type!
Cut you with my Water Shuriken! I’ll show you who’s Dark!
And then people will hear on how I Torracat apart!
This Secret Ninja Attacks! I’ll Final Smash you away!
I’m the reason people came back to watching the anime!

Incineroar:
And then they left after that when Ash chose to release you!
If I wanted to fight a Smash Bro, I’d rather fight Pichu!
I’m warning you now, you should call for a Substitute!
I honestly find Chesnaught more interesting than you!
Bounce you off the ropes, hit you with my Darkest Lariat!
With the legacy you made, I’ll pile drive you and bury it!
Face my Malicious Moonsault! I’ll leave you battered and scarred!
Your fans will be more salty than when you lost to Charizard!

Greninja Vs Incineroar. Epic Rap Battles Of Pokemon #21.

Lyrics:

Chucky:
A ragdoll wants a rap brawl? 
I’m not the kind of toy you’d wanna dance with
Ain’t seen a faker hunk of plastic since Tiffany’s “enhancements.”
I mean you dug your shit in my spotlight, I got a comeback you couldn’t dream of, rookie.
So how much Woody could a wood-Chucky chuck if a wood-Chucky could chuck Woody?
Hold the gun on your sidekicks or run into my knife, bitch
I’d play “hide your soul” but you’re already lifeless
Stay PG and keep counting your sheep
While you sit in Bonnie’s room alone, without a peep
Trust me, I’ll strip your title as hot topic, 
Did your plot strings puppet that many fucking losses?
Thinking outside the box, Andy's off to college while I still keep on rocking my box office
  
Woody:
Those burdens you dug yourself in ain’t something I’d ignore.
Cuz I don’t think that body count would help disburse your child support.
As sheriff, I can’t endorse a story milked six times or more
So tell me exactly what bragging rights does your franchise have in store?
You run on two legs, but your feelings are fake
After this: No more reboots for this snake
My lasso is cutting your wires
You got a big mouth for a fun size Michael Myers
For dolls like you we ain’t got no tolerance
Even Sid's toys would throw you across the fence
You drew the line, this battle is your suicide, 
my movie’s booting you aside; a rescue for your audience.
Square up all you want in all  your fancy ways
You will never be able to fill up Andy’s grave
My destiny’s a legacy, your story’s ending right here
Cuz by now your buzzkill’s burnt out in this light-year

Chucky:
You’re armless in this show, sir, a failed stunt for your shoulder
So put a gun in your holster, or fuck off my posters
I Hamil’d it up! I’ve been toppling cities, 
scaring the piss out of kiddies, bitch, I’m Andy’s owner
You Hamm it up, riding your owner like it’s a piggy back, 
You’re Woody Wood-pecking all up over Andy’s shoulders
I’m in mint condition, but from a bloody background 
You’re my sloppy second, but a hand me let down
Bullseye spits harder than Woody, you got nothing
While I make the beat drop like “Andy’s coming!”
My name lives in the doll, I have insanity lead
You’re called Woody, cuz you fell down the family tree
If you’re as beloved to Andy as you think, he’d call the doctor
But to him you’re just as alive as his father

Woody:
Don’t go dissing others for their titles partn’r? “Good Guys” is your legacy
You’re the posterboy for playtime, the only street you’re running is Sesame
I don’t hold you to high standards, in my part of town you’re too young
Yet you’re smart enough to connect to tech, but too dumb to plug your head to your tongue?
I’m off into the sunset, let’s not prolong our argument
To infinity and beyond, muffles Chucky from the bottom of the bargain bin

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Adam & DNA_Fox 

Mixed and Edited by:
Freshy Kanal

Beats by:
Dansonn & Simon Servida

Additional Help by:
Rabi, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast (DGB), Fel, GengoMain, MetaMachine, Creep Switch, Adroit, GamingPlush65, Hippie Rat, Brodecai, Commander Jacob

Art by:
AlienMadman

Chucky vs. Woody - Bonus Battle!

YT Video : https://youtu.be/aoaU5_GxjTM

Cast :
Izuku Midoriya: Alex/J Morris(https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861)
Ruby Rose: Evava (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjHqysMyVuKS0djTRRiUiGQ)

Beat: https://clyp.it/gbdi3hoy?token=b49da89fb1530fc113a9759891c09f93
Beat Prod. : Allrounda
Written by Kamren, MetaMachine, Gengo and Krystal
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by MICAH 


Lyrics :

Ruby Rose:
Facing off against Green Naruto? This'll be lots of fun!
It doesn't take a punch below the gut just to see that Deku is Nuts, 
From his odd choice of friends, to his creepy hero obsession
Me? I graduated from my class, like Aizawa, I'll teach you a lesson
Haven't gotten to your verse, but around girls, I already know
This'll be the second time you got something caught in your throat!
Schools training mutants? Past mentors and black whips?
You only smile in front of others just to hide your 'borrowed' shticks!

Izuku Midoriya:
Fight this wolf, little red hood! I’ll leave another maiden bruised and beat!
Proved you’re weak! Take ‘sis away and you’re a chicken; Rooster Teeth!
Despite your gun obsession, you can’t take shots, stick to copying storylines
When after Pyrrha died, you decided to use your "Silver Eyes!"
Eat this diss, miss! How's that for sweets going through your head?
Wander into U.A, and you’ll end up just like Roses: Red
Why don’t you take your lines and go through another redesign?
But that's pointless like your manga, you're hopeless without your scythe!

Ruby Rose: 
You're always in need of saving, yet you say I’m reliant?
Just look at your recent chapters, make like Koda and stay quiet
So take a seat, I’ll take the lead! You’re not made to take charge
Since when you decide to take action, you end up breaking your arms!
While we’re on the subject, let’s talk about the secret of your quirk
The only thing ‘super’ about this human is the amount of tears you burst!
I’m sorry, speak up a bit and quit it with the mumbled raps
Or you’ll get blown up in this fight, but I guess you’re used to that

Izuku Midoriya:
Analyzing what you've dissed, all I heard from you was fluff-filled!
Take One L For All your wasted ideas, I'm leaving this thorn grilled!
Detroit Smashing the mic, you're not used to throwing punchlines
Guess I'll take center stage myself, I know you got a case of stage fright!
I’ve spent my Summer fighting villains, training to be my class's best
While the ones you've experienced had someone dying in the process!
You were born on Halloween, it’s no wonder you fight Grimm, reaper
You’re a relic; best left 4 years back, while I'm smashing theatres!

Ruby Rose:
You’re as defenseless as they come ; no need to count in percents
If I wanted My Huntress Academics, I'd rather go join the X-Men!
Whether its my flow or your own, you'll still be the one who drowned 
So add this loss to the many times you let everyone around you down

Izuku Midoriya:
Your mom and creator are rolling in their graves knowing you’ll meet the same fate
Even if I brought Ochaco in, you still won't live up to your namesake!
You’re known for having shit writing, keep pushing your fans away
It's verbal Yin and Yang, left you like your sis, let the blood drain!



Izuku Midoriya Vs Ruby Rose - My Hero Academia vs Anything #4 (ft. Alex M & Evava)

The Demon Barber of Fleet Street vs The Freaky Barber of Nowhere! 
              These unhinged barbers have a resume in instability 
                                    but who's got the chops!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFEbUKnVOyg

►Freaky Fred played by Skitzy (me)
https://www.youtube.com/user/KGBronies

►Sweeney Todd played by Zawsome
https://soundcloud.com/zawesome27

►Mixed by Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

►Thumbnail made by Brodecai
https://soundcloud.com/brodecai00

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Sweeney Todd verse 1 
________________________________________
Finally I have the chance to meet this hair-obsessed mad man.
Ironically, our Pastries can’t contest THIS deadpan!
I’m devilish, smooth, and I keep it under wraps!
You’re carted off, bound and freaky, waiting for relapse!
Akin to a ghoul, craving the hairline to the brain.
Less a Bagge or Gertrude, but to Burn’s family name.
Seeming so sweet, Muriel’s victim to deceit
To defeat White Meat, Asylum, or flee Fleet Street!

Freaky Fred verse 1 
________________________________________
Sweeney, you're a tasteless man, serving slaughter sloppy...
And sweet Mrs.Lovett, I know the Death Eater copied...
You’re a Die Fool Musical, you seem too cocky..
I’m in the Top Tens of feeling
 Naaauuuggghhhhtttty....
I’m kempt, well behaved, you’re a pain to my brain…
You could’ve had the judge, but you’d rather just complain.
The voice you hear is mine, and without a single slain..
The vain went insane and I've been so, naughty....

Sweeney Todd verse 2 
________________________________________
You’re a ready Freddy Freak, horse teeth that reek!
Lost your head to the clippers, check my technique! 
Fed rich to the rich! Went off without a hitch!
While your first offense in years, ratted out by a snitch!
I’m not surprised, You were never so choosy..
Can’t miss the mix of Boris J and Gary Busey!
On a stage, I slit throats to sway my rage!
You’re known for bad hair days on a yearbook page!!!

Freaky Fred verse 2 
________________________________________
Call me peculiar, but I’m charming in a broad way.
I would say you’re unknown; Even on Broadway...
Your Mallen-Streak of style, and a bit of decay..
A Burton Buffet, seems, naughty....
You must’ve felt ashamed, blackmailed by Borat..
My shear style’s electric, you’re more to snore at..
A miracle elixir couldn’t help YOU with that..
And this matte brat is just, naughty.... 

Sweeney Todd verse 3 
________________________________________
You could’ve had a wife, but you couldn’t abstain! 
She disappeared like fur down the shower drain!
You entertained my guests, But I doubt you’re trained..
They built an asylum, just to keep YOU contained..

Freaky Fred verse 3 
________________________________________
Your new partner in crime, sure was a hottie...
And how kind to invite your wife to the party
For such a poor barber, you’re terribly haughty...
More Barker to the bite and I stand, ever, doughty...
with love, Fred..

►Beat by Audio Network