oh nooooo! here we go again, luldangs see the networks start to move and bend
did you lose a friend?, looks he pinged and has to sit around, till the nick resends
240 seconds caused from an upstream begin, to fasten your seatbelts for a ride
portshady didnt forget the magical moment mesa came through check mated with syn and died
leavin a crimson tide, just take it in stride, exploits were never fixed in 2 years "WHY?"
dont ask me, it aint really my gun, interdomme is reflect with some DJ fun, root cant be 1
its already begun, spoke keeps investigating trying to find my son, or maybe a wife
but wont find one, cuz im sittin here fappin off to cyber life,

bb dos king and i chillin smokin blunts, found out im raborn but didnt pull no stunts 
kept it nice and l0de, chiefin fuckin white runtz, levitating slow, with the earth below
gave me a free hat, yes matter of fact, then the leafs to the net started to split things back
parting digital seas as the animals fleed, like a binary jesus from hashtag Ji
this is the ddos anthem, efnet to be, when packets rain, you can sing it with me
whether its 1 on 1 or maybe team on team, or justify a whole network in oblivion deep
let the packets drop, give it everything you got, at least hit all your targets until the song stops
but dont forget sys log and tcp shops, this really is the best place to play robbers and cops!

MESA CREW

FIX SHIT NETS-Mesa_Crew_feat._luldangz

yung innanet - analog lawnmower (Max James Bootleg)

## late submission to the LRH contest... an ode to one of EFNet's Top Chatters - BLACK_MAN
## beat by @beefcarver (soundcloud)

*LYRICS*
Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin 
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 1-
And while we all sittin here full time chattin 
BLACK_MAN part time, full time crypto stackin 
Could he be an alt? Our minds been racked with 
Thoughts like "is BLACK_MAN even black, man?"
The worth of 4 rims on BLACK_MAN's car 
Is worth more than 1 year of LRH's patreons 
Plus all of the change in Dwaine's glass jar 
And JRRA's wallet, BLACK_MAN goes hard
Everyone one of his houses has a 50 metre pool 
3000+ women have played with his jewels 
BLACK_MAN too sleek, BLACK_MAN too cool 
BLACK_MAN got 5 degrees without finishing school 
So who are we to judge BLACK_MAN?
Best be careful or he might put you on blast, man 
Dox on dox like stacks on stacks, man 
Got more info than the fuckin tax man 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 2-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Silence all around except for his biggest fans 
Single handedly dismantled the KU KLUX KLAN 
Impregnated their wives, now their kids are BLACK_MAN's.
BLACK_MAN knows ALL and expels the myths 
Educates us on how to pleasure women and shit
He says don't even bother searching for the clit 
The female orgasm simply DOES NOT EXIST.
Takes down common enemies like TOM PASK 
What happened to the others? Best to not ask.
BLACK_MAN doesn't hire cause he kills on his own 
Did I mention that he owns 5 vacation homes?
Sometimes I wish he wouldn't pick on Dwaine 
But then I remember, yeah, Dwaine is insane 
So I watch BLACK_MAN tear down the facade 
So... If BLACK_MAN defeats Dwaine... Does that mean BLACK_MAN is GOD?! 

Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 
IQ 230, the highest ever recorded 
We should be paying BLACK_MAN but we could never afford it

BLACK_MAN

** BEAT by the almighty Xartet https://soundcloud.com/embarrassfunction/ **

WHAT ANIMAL ate a dead turtle in the woods?
and got himself a parasite, shit, that's never good
it cost me $300, but it got him what it should
He lost about 15 pounds, but he withstood
WHAT ANIMAL ate 6 entire ears of corn?
the entire hull and cob, RIP, let us mourn
back to the vet, sick to my stomach, i was torn
but he threw it all up, and then he was back to norm
WHAT ANIMAL ate 48 pieces of candy
made of the darkest chocolate, pure insanity
poison for the bol, but that's not news Jason Bandy
threw it up all over the new couch, but that's my man B

jaws of steel, head of rhino
what's his name? you know and i know
85 pounds, but mostly head and chest
he's not a good dog, nah dawg, he's the best

P for my protector
U for U don't want none
M for maul your ass down
P for pussy, come and get some
B for Bull, run you down
U again, U gonna die
L for leave you limbless
L again for loss of life
PUMPBULL keeps it gangster
PUMPBULL don't take no shit
i tell him to calm down
but he bites me in the dick
PUMPBULL misunderstood
but PUMPBULL a fuckin beast
PUMPBULL sittin good
so PUMPBULL gettin them treats

jaws of steel, head of rhino
what's his name? you know and i know
85 pounds, but mostly head and chest
he's not a good dog, nah dawg, he's the best

PUMPBULL

StarCHAIN$ (Gothic Diamonds Ep.)

Mad props to Krzysztof Słowikowski for his guitar rendition of the Mega Man 3 theme.

ytcracker - MEGANERD (140×3's 2K16 RMX)

family wake (infamous mobb remix)

kingColddshawty - prove it [stigmatik 808 bootleg]

Atmos The ILL KID - Dissploits  OUT OF TOUCH

I just heard this track by Richie Branson (I know, I'm late) and I really liked it and wanted to write my own verse on it. Here it is, an unofficial Drift King remix.

Check out:
Drift King by Richie Branson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekZFtst8uxE

Lyrics (for my verse):
Drift king, in that fuckin' four seat
Cops are looking for me
But there's nothin' to see
Still gotta run and it's straight to the top
and I won't ever stop cause you know I'm the one
in the 34 swap and the subs in the trunk
you can feel the bass drop and I'm here for the fun
Look it's time to talk shop
They call me DK, I'm throwin' barrels
It ain't no street race, we goin' feral
Bringin' the terror, makin' my scrilla
Everyone screamin' "look at Godzilla"
I'm ridin' Nissan, all JDM
Burnin' my money, no ATM
I never turn slow, I hit the turbo 
Whip throwin' fire, spittin' inferno
I'm rockin' vinyl all 'cross the hood
When my ride idle its lookin' good
Drop down the air lift, yeah I'm on air bitch
When I drive by - ya'll stop n stare, shit
I pop the clutch and I rip the brake
I twist and turn all day I'm a snake
I cracked a bumper and gave it a stitch
I ripped this track and I sent it to Rich

PUMPBULL

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