## late submission to the LRH contest... an ode to one of EFNet's Top Chatters - BLACK_MAN
## beat by @beefcarver (soundcloud)

*LYRICS*
Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin 
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 1-
And while we all sittin here full time chattin 
BLACK_MAN part time, full time crypto stackin 
Could he be an alt? Our minds been racked with 
Thoughts like "is BLACK_MAN even black, man?"
The worth of 4 rims on BLACK_MAN's car 
Is worth more than 1 year of LRH's patreons 
Plus all of the change in Dwaine's glass jar 
And JRRA's wallet, BLACK_MAN goes hard
Everyone one of his houses has a 50 metre pool 
3000+ women have played with his jewels 
BLACK_MAN too sleek, BLACK_MAN too cool 
BLACK_MAN got 5 degrees without finishing school 
So who are we to judge BLACK_MAN?
Best be careful or he might put you on blast, man 
Dox on dox like stacks on stacks, man 
Got more info than the fuckin tax man 

-CHORUS-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Should be opped, but not because of affirmative action 
Graciously gives EFNet what we've been lackin
Wanna talk a out Top Chatters? Let's talk about BLACK_MAN

-VERSE 2-
BLACK_MAN BLACK_MAN enters the chan 
Silence all around except for his biggest fans 
Single handedly dismantled the KU KLUX KLAN 
Impregnated their wives, now their kids are BLACK_MAN's.
BLACK_MAN knows ALL and expels the myths 
Educates us on how to pleasure women and shit
He says don't even bother searching for the clit 
The female orgasm simply DOES NOT EXIST.
Takes down common enemies like TOM PASK 
What happened to the others? Best to not ask.
BLACK_MAN doesn't hire cause he kills on his own 
Did I mention that he owns 5 vacation homes?
Sometimes I wish he wouldn't pick on Dwaine 
But then I remember, yeah, Dwaine is insane 
So I watch BLACK_MAN tear down the facade 
So... If BLACK_MAN defeats Dwaine... Does that mean BLACK_MAN is GOD?! 

Strikes fear in the hearts of the cowards and rats 
Only here to engage in high level chats 
IQ 230, the highest ever recorded 
We should be paying BLACK_MAN but we could never afford it

BLACK_MAN

**BEAT & PRODUCTION BY B-REX**

Lyrics:
in 1995 I met a kid named zero cool
hollywood sold me a story of his hacking, I was fooled
big arcades and roller blades, cool nicknames, and cyber babes
saw Angelina Jolie's nipple slip out and I drooled
now, who wouldn't want that life? shit - I could change my grades!
alter all them C's and D's to perfectly straight A's
it was all laptops and crop tops and mad props but no stops
so then hacking on the Gibson I thought was the only way
i started asking jeeves - where do I start, what's the story?
my bowl cut wasn't cutting it and I wanted all that glory
to get some chicks to touch or lick or let me stick my little dick
anywhere they'd let me, had no standards, I was horny
jeeves led me to warez, and from warez to IRC
emulators, roms, porn and cons, yeah you know what I mean
my sickest hack from that way back was not in fact an attack
YEAH BITCH I changed the background of my windows loading screen - WHAT!

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
I CHANGED THE BACKGROUND OF MY WINDOWS LOADING SCREEN
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, NONE OF YOU GOT SHIT ON ME

fast forward now to 27 years later - SHOUTOUTS vap0r
from bowl cuts to long hair to cult cuts - HELLO HATERS!
haven't hacked a thing, but i'm cookin songs with b-rex like it was crack
from BLACK_MAN to GUN DEAL but we still screamin... SHOUTOUTS TO PHRACK
i remember when EFNet reached 100,000 chatters
it was likely mostly bots and alts, but shit, that doesn't matter!
from mirc to hex to irssi on a vps, rdns
from disconnect to connection, znc to screen, but i digress
and now i tmux a to irssi, chatters beggin' "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"
secret chats, receivin packets, since my early teens to my late 30s
i'm flyin off the handle, big mouse pad, ascii vandal
got the heads of all my enemies from past beefs on my mantle
i ain't poppin any shells, i ain't cnc'in packets
those are weapons of my fellow peers cause i stay strictly chattin
who says you need those hackin skills to pay off any bills?
deception is a weapon - i heard social engineering kills.

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE WASN'T CHATTING ON IRC
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, LIKE ACID BURN HE SITS DOWN TO PEE

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE AIN'T GOT B-REX CHEFFIN UP THEM BEATS
NONE OF YA'LL GOT SHIT ON ME, PENIS PUMP, YOU CAN SUCK MY D

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME

Ytcracker and hairetsu - bot in the cut

Young, DG And infamous #ATMOS #ILLKID #INFAMOUS #DIGITALGANGSTER
IRC server privy.cafe | port 6697 | password : dg4lprivy
demonsaw router privy.cafe | port 8080  | password : dg4lprivy
https://soundcloud.com/queed-inc/injureyou

Atmos ILL KID - YOUNG , DG AND INFAMOUS

Ytcracker - Underground Sewer (chrono Nurga Vol 1.)

Spamtec- Dead And Gone

vap0r:
just woke up .. makin up a new potta coffee
login on gettin ready chattin up softly
awfully quiet cause im over in the west
way way west an american guest, and im sittin
coulda been at home shittin, chillin on juice android and im gettin
bored, bout to pull the chord, then i see a gord with two dicks on the side oh lord
old man with a plan to put hands on the player and i cant understand who else could be gayer
so i play the ascii with the big dick ears and i roll up a spliff and i crack open beers
its vap .. enemies i gotta lotta - stand when i pee eris free don dada
oof respekt my name - since 06 aint a damn thing changed
back in the day it was me and yt spittin rhymes about chattin all on the pc
now a new flood'a spitters have entered the ring im excited to see what the fuck them dudes bring
raps - battles and spittin and hatin and shittin on names
nothin but hate and some ascii is played
half of em cool and half of em lame the irc game
 
 
seen a lotta things these years
so i drink my beer
and i chat til fall asleep

eraser:
woken up out of a sound sleep
alarm going off, it's a song, no beeps
pumpbull still dreamin of treats
so i guess i'll log on and chat heavy
don't wanna get up, so i pull out my phone
with juiceSSH i'm never alone
gotta be quiet this early at home
but i'm typing all caps and i'm makin text bold
here i am, here i was, here i always will be
seen a lot of things happen, lotsa funny stories
lotsa friendships made, lots of memories
lotsa drama, lotsa fights, lotsa trollery
just today - well, who did i see?
fuckin dickears usin that shitty kiwi
talkin shit in #irc30
til he got kickbanned from a real pumper G
just made another v&e
billboard toppin hit this week
featuring darkmage, he did crabby
now i'm on this track with his enemy
and where's litup? was he killed by lil anji?
was MTdubs fucked federally?
lotsa questions - few answers - pretty much basically
i will live and i'll die by the IRC

seen a lotta things these years
so i drink my beer
and i chat til fall asleep

jewbird:
waking up, it was early, all my zncs were dropped
thought to myself did I get hacked, juped, probably ddos
is all of efnet lost, can't a bird spread his wings over
IRC and chat where the internet's still free
 
hexchat loaded, vpn on, this node was already banned
barely made it to my friends in irc the lands
wasn't long before then,  again everybody dropped
in this situation you're guaranteed to lose your ops
 
took me a while to realise that port80 got owned
jump to another server and still efnet still pwned
Shout outs to Emi praying you pass the rehab drug test
You're the only one with ops and who can restore them in #birdnest

vap0r eraser jewbird - bird nest

oppstation (ft. yung innanet)

M.E.S.A Crew
BigNull
DrTCP
DJReflect

im watchin version spams in my status, its a great time
try to be the champ, and ill have you call the rape line
ops dont get involved cuz its user user rape time
if they step in, then your server i will make mine!
back to mircky fights verbal bites, as this great pine
hits my lungs and flavors up the room, like a grape vine
eat this dude alive a like plate of cheese and late wine
started as the boss now a child, in a hate crime!
black lives splatter, for this chatter in a hate rhyme!
posin all important as a man, with a drake shine
boastin hes a hacker level 10 pgp signed 																			
reflect-spoof-rock-juped, givem teeth grinds

now its time to think
the choices you have done
givin me the whole position 
for havin classic fun
trollin number 1
dominating 2

if you talk it better back it kinda like these dedis do.
hackit like andretti cracker fetish scanning equal true
metasploit bios clutching 40k leavin with you
boo grub the edit, no control-D
quiet 1 no panic, sudo is su-in me
rootkit customized, speedtest for a surprise
under 20 then forget it, ya im spoiled guys.
boxes combed fresh, mass ranges for the best
lists i filter for a check, as it BEgins hittin chests
hurricane INCREDIBUL strength is OPTIMAL
enough to take out any DATACENTER or a HOSPITAL
proxychains foward bound all the way to istanbul
but we're different from the others, we are responsible...

for alota thangs, cloggin all the drains
backdoors with backdoors, attachin extra in the frames

in this realm i give new meaning to the phrase of raising canes
have you eat it like the chicken that you thought of in your brain
triple dot hidden folders that are right inside your main
mining set to a percentage, you won't notice the strain
shake your hand and walk away, see the wallet rain
rest in peace rebelwrath travis kneeley in the game
confusion with control, shroom effected to the soul
wrap your head around my thoughts'll make you drop the bowl
OH NOOO!! here we go!, scanner found another one
soon im gonna brb, even though this rap is fun
dos glory on a chatter, dont assume that i dont get it
i can see your whole perspective tho we cannot help but hit it
gonna drown it for a minute, or maybe even five
fuck a booter we're the shooters custom gun that survives
unsaturated motivated by the loss of 80 lives
cultivated from the alley with A colon floppy drives
your defensive but realized in offsec i really THRIVE!
watch packets fly, hope we see eye to eye
otherwise the game begins of /run spy to spy
constables, plot the rules, to defend from scannin tools
oppin those, dossables, cuz my confs are loadable
probably unstoppable, rc local edit those
data flow, watch it grow
amplified drop the show
akaimi wants it though
in the shadows it will go
disconnect for now

Tell No Tales - Path To The Null

INTERNET RELAY CHATTER FATES
beat from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldL1MMhnt3k
samples from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KBNJuEpaac
-

yo this is jewbird - bird with word
and the word is on the da internet - relay - chat
enemies defeated - chat status elated
crab graphics haunt darkmage - his chats are jaded

fuck crab man - and fuck l0de - they're just too sad to dis
i aint kickin a gypsy when he's down
but another shamed chatter - still scared to show his face around town
the brokecoin billionaire fakefuzi

trollin so amateur - raged quit when attacking with my beak uzi
he aint ever comin back - he a snitch bitch - and we all know that's a fact

jewbird know the truth that kong ratted out the mage
got his codementor banned - tried to cover it up,
log greppin - truth revealed by kongs poor opsec - i must say this snitching behavior,
it certainly is never okay (slowed down to match beat) (broke snitch bitch support echo)


we're riding internet history and that's a fact,
once you press enter you know there's no going back
think before you type or you might get attacked
mental unix analysis reveals your chats lack,

x2

shout outs to the internet - that world wide web - it's the best
keeps me out of debt - drugs delivered to my nest
you step into the #birdnest and you will get put to the test
entangalin the haters inside the birdnet,

internet puts the I in IRC
and without it - you could not chat with me
and without it - you could not watch me stream
and without it - asciibird would not be seen,
and without it - we simply we would not just be
as we are - you and me - the whole chatting family tree
can't you see - those skids - simply gotta leave it be

cuz port80 dropping like kongs life status,
such are the fates of internet relay chatters
fuck the opers caught up in all the user matters, 	
gonna leave em with post traumatic chat disorder with crab.png
when they close their eyes a silutete of a bird is the only thing that they will ever see (get beaked bitch echo)

INTERNT RELAY CHATTER FATES

**BEAT BY BEN MAKER**

crack open laptop, crackhead at the crack spot
addicted to the chatting, walked away, but i can't stop
turn it round like a door knob, eat it up like a fat slob
like me on IRC when that new vap0r track dropped
click clackin the keyboard, cut you down like a long sword
this nick say she a chick, n she thick, but i'm not sure
still chat cause i'm that bored, sends me pics, but i'm not lured,
no one in IRL but IRC i'm a chat lord
wireless. mouse. clickin.
my girl. keeps. bitchin.
but i'm. on a. mission.
i'll push. her. shit in.
dual screen, yahmean, who need anything more
2 displays enough for me but some chatters need 4
1 CRT monitor is all Dwaine can afford
however many you got, none better display discord
it's internet relay chat or i'll bust your head
discord rappers tried their luck but they ended up dead
i chewed em up and spit them out, mouth covered in red
i was gonna let em off, but pumpbull ate em instead
foreskin vladimir heard i was comin n fled
darkmage lost a contest, but he won in his head
dickears blogs it up whenever he's off of his meds
infox's exercise is when he sits up in bed
p-penis pump, PENIS PUMP, find a tree, take a dump
i met up with rain once, now my penis got bumps
sike, nah, i'm jus playin, yeah i'm jus actin dumb
like when slimer cast seven votes for president trump
i saw a pic of anji's mom and WHOAH she got a rump
dabguy ain't got a head, just a neck with some lumps
vae ain't got workin legs, jus got two lifeless stumps
but who the fuck am i to judge, i'm here online with you bums

ain't no on better than me (how conceited)
but shit, i ain't better than you either (how humble) 
shall we continue?

it's been 23 years since i found my way here
people in life came and went, but IRC always near
sometimes we time out or connection reset by peer
sometimes the weak ones will /quit from the fear
dox droppin, box poppin, modem clogged but not stoppin
seen em all say forever, but years later flip floppin
pic croppin, stream choppin, disability mockin
anything goes here, but if you pedo, we locked in
target acquired while a plan is conspired
call your mom, call your wife, call your job, now you're fired
check out kongfuzisays.com - i'm inspired
tr0n's life put on blast, now his  life is expired

it's not real life... but it can touch real life
what a unique and beautiful thing.

shout outs to vap0r (shoutouts to phrack)
shout outs to jewbird.
shout outs to hgc, xartet, spoke, big null, yung innanet (shoutouts to phrack)
shout outs to pcap man... you can take a piss or you can take a crap.
shout outs to jordan_o - is your room clean bro? (shoutoutstophrack)
shout outs to octopus if he actuallys raps (shoutoutstophrack)
shout outs to ALL the IRC rappers... P-P-P-PENIS PUMP!!

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME

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