Spider-Man:
God fucking damn it; my Amazon package was late again. I’m going to speak with Jeff Bezos PERSONALLY.
(Spiderman goes to Amazon HQ)
Bezos:
Hello, Spider-Man. How can I help you today?
Spider-Man
I have a f…
So W
Leave my home 🏡, the robbers are running 🏃💨
Best line was the mary jane line