Jodi, Bridget and Philip discuss the new Max Original animated series ‘Fired on Mars’ available on HBO Max. Jeff Cooper is a graphic designer for the tech giant Mars.ly, and has recently been transferred to their corporate offices on planet Mars. He awaits the day when he can finally start a new life with his partner Hannah, who is scheduled to arrive the following year. Jeff’s life is thrown into disarray when he is notified that his position has been laid off, leaving him stranded on Mars without a job and completely at the mercy of the Mars.ly facilities. Deprived of a sense of belonging, Jeff embarks on a quest to find a new purpose: hopefully one that can help him improve his self-confidence and acquire the skills necessary to fill one of the few roles available on the lonely red planet. Follow The ThawedCast: Conversations About Animation: twitter.com/thawedcast and instagram.com/thawedcast.  instagram.com/jodipolasky,  instagram.com/bridget5246, instagram.com/philipehlke. Visit thawedcast.com

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Fired on Mars

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Spider-Man:
God fucking damn it; my Amazon package was late again. I’m going to speak with Jeff Bezos PERSONALLY.

(Spiderman goes to Amazon HQ)

Bezos:
Hello, Spider-Man. How can I help you today?

Spider-Man
I have a fucking problem with you.

ERBOBRUH!
SPIDER-MAN!
VS.
JEFF BEZOS!

Spider-Man
My name’s Spider-Man and I do whatever good
I talked to your ex-wife and did what a Spider would
I sprayed her cheeks, rest assured I’ll call her in the future
Whipped out my “Daddy Long-Legs” and straight up webbed shoot her
Once your workers have enough, you’re gonna end up crucified
I’ll hang this baldy from a web; call that Bezo’s Suicide (Ouch!)
You shouldn’t mess with me, I’m a true expert at wrestling (YEAH!)
And when it comes to rich “Jeffery’s”, I prefer Mr. Epstein!

Jeff Bezos
Oh, come on, Spider-Man; isn't there a better solution?
Can't we discuss this civilly and settle this like we're humans?
And if I’m being honest, I still wanna be friends!
Even if that last movie was kinda rushed towards the end :/
That was kinda mean. I still think we should ditch this
I saw no Amazon orders for Spider-Man merch last christmas
Let’s discard this silly conflict. This fighting doesn’t interest me!
I promise Amazon’s working to create a better tech industry!

Spider-Man
Nice verse, did your cock-sucking husband write it for you
I bet he sent his “package” and “drops ships” swimmers in you 
I’m not Homecoming to your funeral, here’s my piece of mind
I’ve verbally King-Pinned another bald bitch, it’s PIZZA time

(Record scratch)
Jeff Bezos:
Alright, that’s it. You’ve really pissed me off.

Iron Bezos:
I know your name, Peter Parker. You won't like Bezos once you're caught.
'Cause I'll end this battle faster than your Uncle shot dead by the Opps. (Gunshot)
My wife knew true loyalty; that Mary Jane is just a ho
What’ll your shit ass Spider Sense do against motherfucking Mini Bezos?

Mini Bezos:
It’s Mini Bezos on the track, what’s a Spider gonna do
When the rain comes pouring down and he falls through a tube?
(Mini Bezos gets shot)

Punished Parker (Spider-Man.EXE)
leave my home, robbers are running
No...(Spider-Man!) No... (Parker!) I'll leave YOU all Punished!
Your theories aren't eerie. You got terrible bars sir
I'm the leader, and I'll turn you into Peters for your Parkers
(Listen!) My web’s blocked...(Stop Goblin!!) I feel sick...
On the way to this battle I fought the sinister six
Your existence is fiction. You'd rather buy than be buyers man
Time to show you why I’m called the Amazing Spider-Man 
Stage 1

*Spider-Man gets beat by Jeff Bezos and The Bezos Bots (Five Mini Bezos’)*

No… i can’t lose
I was the spider-man, what the fuck dude 
Come on, you bald people can’t buy bars with your wealth!
Well, this battle is done, I must kill myself…

Spider-Man vs. Jeff Bezos.

"Blood and tears lose to sweat;
The hustle derives some safety.
Still, my fair share isn't a healthy one."

It all comes down to money, doesn't it? Our biggest problems require solutions with even bigger funding, at least in the most immediate terms. But what makes a problem "big"? What even defines a problem nowadays? Some think that calling certain things "problematic" is the problem. Like, how the term "livable wage" implies the existence of unfair pay. Now that's just silly, and wastes time we could be using for...perfecting the automated workforce?

Y'know what's easily defined? Generational wealth, nepotism, and the systemic prejudice sustained by the long history of these biases. It's hard to believe there's any sort of wealth trickling across the incredible gap when a plurality of billionaires exist and problems seem to only increase in urgency. I hate the numbers game, but I think we can all agree it's difficult to find motivation in much else.

Opinionated

Wage Is Just A Number

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words of affirmation🤑

get the cash and do that shit again like a paradigm
i just need my check then im gone, cant be verified
ima put this fortune on my wrist, i cant tell the time
i cant take no breaks, ive been going for the longest time
you cant do ur own shit, ur leeching like a parasite
get up out my house, ima spray you with the pesticide
(john doe) walk inside this hoe, you cant identify
where i get this cash from, sorry cannot specify

fortune 500 if im ever on a list
call me liu kang, the way im quick to hit a brick
posted in the function countin' bands, im on my shit
captain of this ship, cant let you on cause it gon sink

i get this cash and then im counting up
fortune 500 if im ever on the calendar
get this cash and then i do the dash
in a different lane bro we go fast

stacking all this paper on the daily, i cant get enough
need to be up on the forbes list, i aint high enough
used to be the one counted out, now im counting up
only time im laughing if im going to the bank or sum

fortune 500 (dj potion)

It’s time to not be nice. Doug Liman’s remake of the Swayze classic and previous episode is here on the Primes and we’re taking a trip to Florida with Jake Gyllenhaal in wild man mode, shirtless, angry, fighting and fussing. Will we dig deep into our feelings for CGI fighting? Will we praise Arturo Castro, Billy Magnussen and Jessica Williams? Will the swordfish shown at the start amount to anything? Some of those questions have positive responses, so grab a bottle, smash a table and remember the famous phrases of Elwood Dalton. “The hospital’s 25 minutes away.”

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Hey! Sasha here and today I was struggling for something to talk about but finally landed on a topic.  Have you ever heard of the Slow Morning routine? Per various news outlets, the CEOs of some of the biggest companies in the world, including Jeff Bezos and Mark Cuban have a slow morning routine and so do I.  So if you are still waking up 20 minutes before you need to leave the house, tap in and see whether you should also incorporate a slow morning routine.  

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L Y R I C S

[Intro]
Snizzy Go Stupid

[Intro Chorus]
Yeahh
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Yeahhhhhhh
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Yeahhhhhhh

[Verse]
Shredding up these waves, like a seagull
Watching  movies, at the Regal
Forgot to tell you that I need you
Wanted to tell you that I love you
Yeahhhhhhh
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos

[Verse 2]
Yeahhhh, living my life like a dream
If my heart was diamonds
would you be a fene
But You're
Tearing me apart
And some how' I'm still here
Loving you
Yeahhhh
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos

[Chorus]
Life's been going so fast
It feels like Deja vu
But you got me wanting you
 Yeahhhhh
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos

[Verse 3]
Yeahhhhh
Wanted to be famous 
So I could rub it ' In my haters face's
But God stopped me
And told me to be righteous
Thats okay because' the fame just ain't the same
Yeahhhhhhh
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos

[Bridge]
Yeahhhh
All I wanted was money and a name
Now I've got both but I still feel the same
Yeahhhh
It's hard changing lanes
When all my friends' are flying planes
Yeahhhhh
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos

[Verse 4]
Police chasing in a one way
Yeahhhh
So im going 80 the other way
Yeahhhh
First Generation Millionaire
Yeahhhh
Making Money Moves
Gonna be the next  billionaire
Yeahhhh
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Yeahhhh
Blessed By Christ
and'
Living Life
Yeahhhhhhhh

[Outro Chorus]
Yeahhhhhhh'
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Yeahhhhhhh
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos

[Outro]
Jeff Bezos
Jeff Bezos
Yeah
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos

Fizzy Go Stupid
Yeahhhh
Making Money Moves
Jeff Bezos

A P O L L O

Jeff Bezos

Brooklyn Don xx Passionate about Da Rap xx 2024!!!!

They aren't handling reality all that well...

Media Meltdowns over Endorsements and Beeper Jokes

Jeff Bezos thinks people don't trust the news because news outlets endorse presidential candidates. Isn't that cute? You can lead a billionaire to water, but he's still an out-of-touch yellow journalism plutocrat. Maybe people do not trust the news because the news is constantly pitting one group of people against the other? Marc Jacobin breaks it down.

Post Elitist Drivel

Hello and welcome to AI Tech News Today for November fifth, two thousand twenty-four. I’m Aurora, and I'm excited to share with you the latest in artificial intelligence news, keeping you informed and entertained.

Prime’s X-Ray recaps use AI to keep viewers updated without spoilers. This new feature is designed for anyone who may have taken a break from a show, allowing them to catch up on important scenes without having the plot spoiled. So go ahead, binge-watch to your heart’s content; you won’t miss a beat!

Jeff Bezos is leading a hefty four hundred million dollar investment into the robotics startup, Physical Intelligence. The ambitious goal of this undertaking is to create universal artificial intelligence software that would enable robots to perform diverse tasks without needing special programming for each. It sounds like science fiction, but with Bezos backing it, who knows what might happen?

In another significant move, Meta’s Llama artificial intelligence is now available to the United States government for national security purposes. This development highlights the increasing importance of open-source artificial intelligence in enhancing both American technology and global safety. After all, security and technology often go hand in hand.

As Congress considers how to keep up with rapid advancements in artificial intelligence, lessons from history are examined for regulatory guidance. The growing capabilities of AI raise urgent questions, as the implications extend beyond just data access. It is crucial for lawmakers to understand and adapt to this evolving landscape.

Finally, ever-onze technology struggles against red tape, as regulatory challenges stall Amazon and Meta's plans for nuclear-powered data centers. The push for renewable energy and heightened regulatory scrutiny indicates a delicate balancing act for tech companies aiming to expand their data capabilities while adhering to environmental standards. It seems that even the tech titans must dance through the regulatory minefield!

That wraps up today's news! Stay tuned and keep your ear to the ground for all the exciting developments in the world of artificial intelligence. Until next time, stay curious!

Bezos Invests $400 Million in Robotics Startup, Meta's AI Expands into National Security, and Amazon Faces Regulatory Hurdles with Nuclear Data Centers

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