How would the music h-how would the music be

Welcome to the thirteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two old bastards gitting-gud today! (maybe) It's the eldest Kong who hates these sissy modern video games, Cranky! Stuck up against our favorite grandad…Grandad! (Uncreative as fuck)

Lyrics:
Cranky Kong:
The old battles went far harder when I was a young' un
No slow babbles about their plot and something something
Used to flow, scrabble, to make something rhyme with nothing!
But this old asshole has so much dirt I guess I dug it!
Boy, I hop with a stick but you'll be catching hands
Got four of them, but your forehead is massive damn!
I mean, I'm an ape, my hairline shouldn't exist!
But I've seen water levels less deep than that abyss

Robert Freeman:
Okay bruh, kinda don't know what to say, uhh
I'm a civil rights activist and yo' games…suck
Yeaa boi! This ain't the first diss track I've made hun'
Just another Stinkmeaner I'm going ape on
You're miserable, but that wasn't hard to see
Rocking in your chair stopping your grandson from rocking, wee!
I'd do the same to be honest, sheesh!
But he's an adult, hoarding food from all the peeeeps!
Mhm, you're getting coconut creamed crooked guy
And even then you still wouldn't be a cutie pie
Old fart, you a hater and you'll stay angry
Like, Crankyy, Crankyyy-eee-ee-eee

Cranky Kong:
That's your first filling of SOMETHING in a while eh?
It's no wonder you made it your entire say
Call that below the belt! Of course I'm rude
You get no tail while I have none, so what's your excuse?
I see Kongs and I help with their anguish needs
You sold both your grandsons to slavery.
That lifespan, the gripes haved with your grandkids
'Betcha won't get much further than this…

Robert Freeman:
Funky ass bitch! But really, what's the point man?

Cranky Kong:
Do we… rhyme during this joint rap?

Robert Freeman:
Uh yeah, dammit! You ruined our ending

Cranky Kong:
Man, can it, this whole thing was dead, hee!

-CAST-
Cranky Kong: swizkii
Robert Freeman: Danii

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13S5qj-htna2R_HeZQwJVLbMUYyjhv-_9/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: Tune Seeker
Mixed by: JaCoN and Danii

Robert Freeman vs Cranky Kong - (Quick Diss) #13

The battle of the sinister house cleansing games!

VinnyO as Phasmophobia
https://www.youtube.com/@VinnyO
MidgeCat as Powerwash Simulator
https://www.youtube.com/@MidgeCat

Quizzique as Player 1
RaccoonBro as Player 2
garbageGothic as Player 3

Written by Quizzique

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat by Dansonn

Thumbnail TBD

Lyrics:
Phasmophobia (0:14):
Player 1: I’ve got fingerprints in the garage, must be where the spectre’s been
Player 2: It can’t be a poltergeist, this place is obsessively clean
Player 3: I found the bone, he’s been dead a LONG time, I’ll photo it later
Phasmophobia: Based on that, this must be the ghost of Powerwash Simulator

You couldn’t do what I do, you couldn’t even try, dude
Unearthing the truth you can call it Mauka Aitu
Exercised with demons, spitting quicker than a Raiju
You drench locations, quite enjoyable for Psytube

My game’s built to stress you out
One bad hunt and it’s all over
Your game’s made for spacing out
Makes sense your first job is a Mars rover

Speaking of, those jobs are uncomfortably lame
With as much consistency as your company name
To think you have fame, you’re living in Fantasies
Your stardom’s a snapshot, even the phantom sees

Your fandom’s just a spirit, and I bet you couldn’t fight one
Despite your HQ, I can see you’re not a Bright one
You’re just cash for your producer’s grab
Workshop that in a FuturLab

Powerwash Simulator (0:59):
I don’t get it, I’m supposed to be scared? Your game hasn’t been scary in years
I played it once, I bullied a ghost using smudge sticks, it had me in tears
But there is one fear, I have seen all of those ghost altercations
Yet the only thing that scares me is your Discord’s moderation

Let’s turn up the jets, the job that’s up next is your atmosphere because I can’t see a thing
In your lobby, when there’s a spectre, who would elect to this gang of misfits, nobody shall ring
It’s just a hobby, you get paid pennies to risk your life plenty of times for some strangers
Your rep is soggy, unlike my cleanup, it’s spotless! You just can’t live up to the dangers

I see no positives in your services, your system’s coarse by design
You don’t even get rid of the ghost for the host, yet you leave a few corpses behind
Your system has declined, too, because what defined you was “simple to play”
“Cheesy scares for days” yet every update has undermined you 
Triple the content yet half the enjoyment, that’s what resigned you

I’m the embodiment of r/oddlysatisfying
It takes patience and time, but the result is quite gratifying
Cleaning disastrous aftermath’s a cakewalk to the contracts you’re ratifying
The slightest of flickering lights would leave your scared ass panic hiding

Phasmophobia (1:58):
For someone that cleans after fires, I thought you would have spit some flames
Yet look at my thermometer, you’re colder than a ghost’s domain 
Your job’s not done yet because it seems your target’s not acquired
The only way you’d pull a win financially’s with Market pliers

Powerwash Simulator (2:13):
That’s your best comeback? Makes sense it’s lackluster
Don’t update the game if that’s all you can muster
You got the roast wrong, and that’s the end of the case, so
For you to spit some heat we’ll toss you into our volcano

You’re Power-washed up, and your fight was pathetic
Your corpse has ragdolled, but that’s purely cosmetic
I’ve removed this stain and it’s somewhat poetic
That your motion is over, that’s the end of Kinetic

Phasmophobia Vs PowerWash Simulator | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #3 (feat. VinnyO and MidgeCat)

Zombie (Plants VS Zombies) VS Zombie (Minecraft)

crusty ass png

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Zombie (PVZ)

Rising up from my grave, I didn’t come to play.
Listen bud, I gotta say that we just ain’t the same.
Killin’ buds, exterminate, but before my lunch break
EA says you gotta pay, Pop a Cap right at your face!

Yeah, I’m facing a pussy like it’s PVZ!
Only waking at night, d’you need a coffee bean?
Using your babies to fight, so to stop you from running out,
I’ll make more waves with your wife, like “the zombies are coming!” Ouch!

Zombie (Minecraft)

This monster spawned before dawn on this bomb beat,
But all that was audible was you, now I’m yawning
‘Cause the problem that I find wrong with this zombie:
Your army falls into line like you’re playing Zombot-lane!

You got a ludicrous legion that lose to lawn mowers!
It don’t take hours for me to bust down a locked door!
Hardcore, like your head I’m popping off fast!
Who knew you’d have so much trouble trying to touch grass!

Zombie (PVZ)

Yeah, I fuck with the plants and I win it, the minute you step in the light you are finished!
You spend your whole night tryna break in a village and still didn’t get in, you ain’t got no bitches!
So listen, your single-hit disses ain’t similar to me freely feasting on greenies for dinner,
Any mob happens to hurt you and you go ballistic, no wonder you’re riding with chickens!

Ooh, call that a critical hit, the way how I come from the top!
Make like your business and sink when I cut you down a Notch!
You’ve Drowned so sleep with the fishes, but you can’t haunt ‘em!
‘Cause when you fight the Zomboss, you end up Zom-bottom!

Zombie (Minecraft)

All of your rhymes cannot hit, they do light damage!
I die to smite enchantments, you die to spud mines planted!
Ain’t got no weakness, just strength. Do harm? It’s healthy to me!
Minecraft’s making massive money, you’re stuck in the Loonboonies!

My fans are frivolous, your fans forgot your franchise!
I thought you’d be happy to wither like when a plant dies!
I’d tell you to stay dead and release ZackScott’s soul, but
You try to revive and still decline. “Bruhhh” moment.

Zombie VS Zombie - Rap Battle

Cheshire Cat (Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland) VS Schrodinger’s Cat (Misc)

mow

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: libra

Rap Battles of Whatever!
Cheshire Cat VS Schrodinger’s Cat!
Begin!

Cheshire Cat (0:14)

I am the Cheshire Cat, welcome to my Wonderland,
You want to battle rap? You must be hatter mad,
'Cause that plan is total cap no matter how you catch these hands.
Chess to your boxing match, tell me what comes after that?

Ah right. Your entire life fades. I think your mind ain’t the right place
Debating ‘bout a quantum space. Complacently my playground is the mental state!
Shove your stupid theories back in your box, you only prove your worth with words and talk!
Here’s an observation I made when I looked at you, your win is totally gone!

Schrodinger's Cat (0:40)

Cheshire, you best not mess with an experimental tester
Whether or not you enter my box, you will find you are lesser
Hypothesis of my pseudo-science, you shouldn’t be smiling when you eye my findings
Terrorising a tiny child like your writer then hiding in the lines like you’re pedo-filing, uh!

While my question's quite complex, you’ve literally lost your head. In my thoughts, I’ll 
Opt to forget this bothersome pet but I know it’s not possible yet, it’s a toss up 
Whether or not the probable end of following disses bodying disembodied
Heads get a fraudulent death, this has brought me ahead! Now, your defence?

Cheshire Cat (1:07)

What? What?
It seems like the real mystery’s whatever the fuck you discuss, ‘cause it must be
Like one big crusty bunch of duds who get stumped by an Amazon package.
Your argument’s like a rabbit, they follow it and your world collapses.

Schrodinger’s Cat (1:21)

You’re not smart enough to understand, you only ponder when it’s part of your Wonderland,
I couldn’t tell if you were intelligent when I looked at ya, y’know, like you’re Looking Glass?
‘Cause when you’re fighting the feline who’s neither alive or reaped, at the sight of me
You’ll fold when I deck ya with speed like the Queen of Hearts, that’s Binocular Rivalry.

Cheshire Cat (1:35)

My words chain like a catenary, cat’s are nary prone to form brawls with adversaries,
But for you? (Yes, you) The situation’s scary. (Yeah!) This foe spits rather hairy! (Uh!)
On the contrary, when you’re comparing us? I choose when I’m not lingering,
You’re a little Sphynx giving a silly riddle. (Who?) Schro’s more Schro-bingus! 

Either way, you’ll still be Flopping! They put your ass up for adoption! 
Frankly, your mechanic’s more quan-dumb, went from paradox to oxy-moron!
When you start talking, it’ll cause the alarm to detect my diss so toxic,
You’re gonna fail and pass away ‘cause like your later portrayals, you did na-zi your loss, bitch!

Schrodinger’s Cat (2:01)

It’s true that I’m locked in, caught in a awful coffin, 
But when I drop bombs in my box, the volume’s up. Call that shit sub-atomic.
‘Cause the chance you beating me ain’t fifty-fifty, the time’s dry.
When it comes down to people I talk to, this kid’s more Liddel Einstein!

I’m the classiest cat in this rap, you’re a sad has-been with a knack for distracting
Madness, you only ever spit Radioactive like my flask does when I Imagine Draggin’
Your flat ass back to the pasture - your past home - pass by your passport, now in the Lowlands,
I’ve seen Manyworlds, but the skill between us is plain to observe - like a Cheshire Gap.

Cheshire Cat VS Schrodinger's Cat - Rap Battles of Whatever

Snakebite126 / Dudz as Daniel LaRusso (Audio / Visual)
Vladimyr P. as Spider-Man

Lyrics: 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mAEnYANe1Pi3f_mn-vTn84bQ2NLX9BIfV_CmXT7bLVY/edit?usp=sharing

Written by: Vlad, King Can Productions, and Froggy
Beat Producer: Hollywood Legend
Audio Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Beat Mixer: Freshy Kanal
Cover Art Made by Vlad

The Amazing Spider-Man vs The Karate Kid. Universal Rap Battles

idk how the fuck im gonna edit this so here's an early audio release

RaccoonBroVA as Ozpin
Alex M. as Zanza
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and Rosenthal
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Temp cover art by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JqQ-pcM16OXxGHELiBvnkZpU65OwPW0HBTlqnKOxQaA/edit?usp=sharing

Ozpin vs Zanza. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. RaccoonBroVA & Alex M.)

BIRTHDAY BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
Trakked as Tails Doll
Quizzique as Tails Doll screamo backups
Rosenthal as Midnight Man
Beat produced by ESKRY
Writers: Trakked, M&Mattie
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by M&Mattie

Battle:

Midnight Man:
22 knocks, now I’m here to play a game
I deliver death upon all those who say my Pagan name
Ironic, the fox from Sonic’s demonic plushie has come to me
You may be floating above the track but you’re under me
Heed the rules and keep your TV screen clean of this beast
I’ll sink my teeth into this fiendish evil demon on the beat
Try to phase through the game, yet you’ll stay forever fictional
While all must cower to this lyrical spiritual ritual
Can’t hold a candle to me; you’ll feel the temperature dropping
Bring your whole fandom to me? I’ll show them something more toxic
I’ll snuff your lights out; think you’ll win this fight, now?
You’re playing by my rules; remember, you’re in my house.

Tails Doll:
Friend, you should be used to losing games to little kids
Rules say to not provoke you; do you think I give a shit?
Haha… this Ouija demon cannot even throw a punchline
Only roaming at night, it seems like you could use some sunshine..
(screamo)
DO YOU FEEL THE SUN SEARING INTO YOUR SOUL?
I'M NOT PLAYING ANY GAMES WITH YOU, NOW I'M IN CONTROL
I’LL PUT SOME SALT IN YOUR WOUNDS AND AS YOU’RE CRAWLING YOU WILL FALL IN YOUR TOMB
BUT EITHER WAY I WILL BE WATCHING YOU, TOO
(normal)
(HAHA) You’re in my world now; let’s have a race around
The tables are turning ‘cause I will come and chase you down
Whether it’s your game or your film, your name is marred, wasted
So go hide while I MAKE THIS BATTLE SONIC R-RATED

Midnight Man:
Your curses are worthless, now your players are with me.
They dropped your disc faster than you were kicked from the wiki.
You've broken the rules, so I'll unravel your strings
I'll tear this plushie's stuffing and he will feel every single thing.

Tails Doll:
You fell just behind the finish line.. and now you're mine, too
My curse will take effect so submit and I’ll find you
Time for you to leave? No… I've thought of something better
It may be 3:33, but you’ll stay with me forever…. (*laugh*)

Tails Doll vs The Midnight Game - Rap Cypher #34

Finally, I made one battle I announced in an FRB direct

Furret: GarbageGothic 
Temmie: JesseBoxVO
Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat roduced by: Call Me G
Mixed by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta 
Tumbnail by: M!CAH

Temmie: (0:18)
(Fast rap starts)
Welcome to da Tem Shop! What can I gets ya?
If you try to steal my tem flakes, we will drain all your health bar
See the story Tems got? It's tough and solid. You bet-
Our army is tem-fold. But I just need a pokeball to play ya
(Fast rap stops)
Does anyone remember you outside memes? In recent game, Furret's not even mentioned 
You're simple; no matter the consol they will be at, Furret stays walking in just two dimensions.
When Tem watch egg, Tem is a proud parent
When pokemon hatch egg, bad trainer abandons them (Oh no!)
Not even Nurse Joy could patch that wound
Tem gives bigger shocks than Pikachu ever could (Owowowowwo)
Tem fought in great battles, Tem high in education. Furret has worst strategy Tem has seen
You check others' attacks and then leave, (coward!) and the same happens if you rap on Tem's beat

Furret:(0:55)
Walking out of my place on Accumula Town. I was looking around for a good face-off 
I dig dug underground, and look what I found! Unikitty, but she now can take her face off
Battling you doesn't sound ethic
Stretching lines like they're your limbs; athletically pathetic 
You can't think outside your box and overall, you're dyslexic
You're not suited for battles. You belong on Pop Team Epic! 
If I walk in then you should know the battle's over. I don't need to use Hyper Voice to get this through your cranium
You shouldn't have insisted in a battle of lyrics. Fly with lines like a Sentret; Pokemon Stupendium
You're worthless, no wonder your shop under a cave. Frisk was the first only real client that ever came.
Do you like minigames? Call this Furret's Frolic; we're stay ballin' in your face

Temmie:(1:16)
You talk about hoomans? You're a slave to your trainer
While we fight to break a barrier, you fight for your master's labor
So don't go around saying you’re a fighter, you liar! 
Immune to ghost types, yet you resort to ghost writers

Furret:(1:41)
Say whatever you want, at least I know how write my name
Unlike your people and the 10 year olds that play your stupid game
Try to beat me? I refuse, 'cause it's not hard to deduce
All you have is trash. Stay collecting "dog resedus"

Temmie:(1:50)
What did you say about my dog resedus? You will regret this. 

Furret: 
Uuuuhh, what-?
(Beat comes back abruptly)
Temmie:(1:58)
I'll stretch you with my limbs 'till you almost wanna barf, then I'll drag you across the village from afar
Then I'll take my armor and beat you senseless until you're good enough to wear as a scarf
Did you know Sentrets get anxious when alone? 
You will feel the same when I hit you with a stone
Next time you wanna talk shit, beware 
Because Furrets can't walk if they're stuck in a wheelchair

Furret:(2:17)
I'm not finished! Consider your whole village diminished when I burn the place and make your race extinguished
As a hunter I'm distinguished: I chase my foes like it's tag, and when you're it, your life is relinquished 
Other Pokemon can fly and shoot laser to the sky
But I'll be the one to make you scream and cry when you die
Now every monster will see this when they come around the block
No more Tems, no more nothing… just walk.

Temmie: 
Maybe let's forget about this. Wanna get tem flakes? Yaya! :D

Furret: 
Oh do I! Let's goooo! ^w^

Furret VS Temmie - Rap Assault

THIS IS MATTIES BATTLE
I ONLY UPLOADED IT FOR THEM

Rosenthal as Nugget Dog
garbageGothic as Stupid fucking Horse
Written by: M&Mattie
Edited by: kkfkf
Mixed by: Silus Gadjdosik
Beat: https://youtube.com/watch?v=PTe8H_rqDTw&feature=share9
Beat by: Fantom XXX
Nugget Dog:  
Stepping to a bad dog guess ya haven't heard
Ain't flooding any dreams yet they still spread my word
I'm dominate and toppling FRBs biggest names
Ask anyone in call right now who has the bigger fame (ya see)
Im built different, my presence is chillin, enter a call and that shit ain't the same
I kill bitches, you ditched Dani, that ain't the spirit of rap battle day
And what can I say, you're monstrous.  Lying to our face
Knock Rayyan off this Trojan Horse then set that shit ablaze
Stupid Horse:
Sorry did I miss something? Who started this kids craze?
I mean it's got me chucklin: Whats with the long face?
I leave Serena shook, so imma just say fuck it
Who let bro cook? Turnin Tracks to burnt chicken nuggets
Lil bros claiming dominance? I'm up here toppin lists
Its like its Nugget Rap Battles up here with all  these toxins
Dawg I got that dawg in me so instead of having a fit
Talk your talk or why not go back to your room and cry bitch
Nugget Dog:
I'll say it: Mario vs Link was kinda Mid heathen
Ain't talkin my main man when I get my Dick Eaton
Epona's more Ebola. Don't make this a chore
Shake a Clown to his core till he's crying on the floor.
Stupid Horse:
That was a nice first draft!  Can't wait for the full plan
Fuckin up this bitch now he's dead.  Mr Hands!
See you're drowning in my flow, good luck with me.
May not be a titan but you ending like that submarine….

Nugget Dog vs. Stupid Fucking Horse

beat by baad beats
cover art by shimario

How’re you gonna support a guy who proudly says the n word
How’re you gonna support a guy who probably touches kids
How’re you gonna support a guy who probably hits his wife
And how’re you gonna support a guy who doesn't wipe his ass

How’re you gonna support a guy on Epstein’s flight logs
You’re not mad that I hung Jeffery Epstein? right dawg
Move aside dawg, you ain’t gonna beat me
Cole saw you at a KKK meeting 

vote for Fightmarker, all the Rabis will be set free
Plus only ugly fat bitches vote for Eddie
see a new landscape once the white man is conquered
Sunday praise won’t save you from the hands of marker

If I lose I’ll off myself, and then go on a killing spree
plant a bomb in FRB and turn us all to smithereens
Thousands dead, cut to the court scene
I’ll say Denji vs Wolverine wasn’t for me 

If I win this year, all the birds will start to sing 
we’ll hold each others hands, forever in harmony 
Peace will be restored, and everyone will love it 
even that stupid fucking weird freak Nugget

Wouldn’t it be grand wouldn’t it be great
Fightmarker sitting on top of first place
I could, (eddie likes kids) and I should (he hates the blacks)
a vote for me is a vote for good

Eddiefrb...(BOTY DISS TRACK)

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An Incel as Spongebob
An Incel as Patrick
An Incel as Squidward
An Incel as Mr. Krabs
An Incel 2 as Bubble Bass
An Incel as Chocolate Guy

An Incel 2 as Boomer
An Incel 3 as Charger
An Incel 2 as Smoker
An Incel 3 as Jockey
An Incel, Incel 3 and Incel 2 as Tank

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZGEhxVvLnHOBDfZkNm0LRSoydjLcdSI0DtqqZjQtbaE/edit?usp=sharing

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