EBK Jaaybo - Dont Bang That Gang

Lyrics/Karaoke: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J39r9avQ_azEmvSUqRjZJUkJ50bgtfoGzlUGw0wlxWI/edit
Written by Gengo the Cannoli King, B O R K, Rabi, Deegle, Jade, Dustin and MetaMachine
Adroit as J.D.
Evan as Ghostface
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Gengo the Cannoli King
Art by Bork
Hint for our next battle: "Pizza and Puppets"

JD vs. Ghostface

??? as HOLLYWOOD LEGENDS PRODUCTIONS
adroitwizzzzz as Ben
seth as the man of moles

Ben Shapiro: 
Say, theoretically somebody’s gay for Moleman 
--May--be if this were plausible you wouldn’t be so sad 
Though we should note that, this is hypothetical 
Opposed to the set in stone fact that I’m gonna throw Hans 
Despite making up 50% of the lines:
you only take the dub 0% of the time
My 2 cents as to why you’re bad and actively losing 
is because you’re rapping Grandpa whereas I’m making music 

Moleman:
Who ya callin Grandpa? I’m 31 actually 
Old fashioned and impractical-- you’re a faulty facts machine 
Give that minute of my life back to me, 
Even a ball to the groin didn’t put me in this kind of agony 
(ow) I can see how you’re Matilda’s cousin 
You’ve got the power to make people leave the room with your discussions 
You lean far right?-- well, there’s what i got this cane for 
Ben Shapiro just got destroyed by *oof* 

Ben Shapiro:
Sure eeyore  

Moleman:
Aw 

Say for the sake of debate, uh, that your lines meant shit to me 
I’d save them all for my book and name it: “The Wrong Side of Dissery”
I’ll put my foot up your balls, you crippled, commie creeper
Studies show they call you Moleman ‘cause you’re digging yourself deeper

Moleman:
Oh I was lead to believe that I was Bart Simpson
But, you couldn’t brainwash me to follow your way of thinkin’ 
Yeah, I've got such a pristine flow when I drop a rap
I can bring down the house and sell it all to Aquaman

Ben Shapiro vs Moleman RAP BATTLE

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

Snakebite126 as Gengar
Alex the Beast as Enderman

Gengar:
Everyone’s favourite pokémon enters in your ring
Rapping against the guy who made deserts more boring?
As a seasoned poltergeist, I could have you out cold on the floor in a second
I’d take a door and I’d break your jaw but it looks like you saved me the effort
I’m Gengar, all the kids are scared of me, let’s take a look at this long armed skinny thing
Man used to be a bigshot enemy till kids turned his ass to a mob farm guinea pig
No prank could compare to this mockery, what’s this fucker even gonna do, chuck a block at me
I’m the power making people cower at the doorstep of the tower while you can’t even stand still properly

Enderman:
It’s cute that baby’s first ghost wants to call me second rate
I’d feel bad crippling you more, you already lost Levitate
Aww, you’re the ace of Agatha? I’m the ace of a fucking dragon bruh
Should go back to your birthday party haunted house when you’re facing this massacre ravager
I'm teleporting when I'm in my Haunting watch all players scream when they see me
While this scrambled egg wants to diss on my game when his scariest squad is called fucking Team Meanies
So don’t think you’ll beat me, ooh, I’m lord of the desert so yeah I’m more than effective at beating Haunter With Legs up
The thought of a trainer ever having fought with your setup, I’d have abandoned you too if I saw those defences
I’m actually better through patches, it’s terror that all Gamefreak did to you’s trash out your mega
So crack from the pressure or come at me with your Gigantamax form looking half in the Nether
I stack up against ya and it’s not just height, put moving around forks against a real pro’s fright
I’ll wipe that grin off your face and there is no escaping, how could you miss with those eyes

Gengar:
Can’t think of decent material when we clash, Ender?
I haven’t seen you this stumped since your smash render
All that glitchy teleporting for a 50% lame drop?
The only End you lead me to is switching the fucking game off
(Fast Rap)
This little freak bag wants to be more than a cheap gag?
Even those arms couldn’t reach that
Flee fast, you had no direction in that rap
Expected better from a glorified Satnav
Don’t need a lizard eye to see who’s winning
I mean just look at this B class villain
Spawn in the hundreds and sold out as plushes
My guy’s basically The End’s Minions

Enderman:
There’s simply no match when I’m up against this desperate dead blob
I’d drop you low as your Pokkén tier if I could get past bedrock
‘Bout time I end this fight and this pathetic sight leave you more withered than your shiny when I strike
Gonna send your ass back to the tower and- oh endermites (he gets slashed in half by steve it makes more sense with the video)

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Anywaywell

Enderman vs Gengar - Psytube Rap Battles

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

Booster Gold: Seth
Skeets: Raichous
Kang the Conqueror: Titanium1208
Written by: Jenni No Mercy, Titanium1208, Seth W, Freshy Kanal, Jay

Cover art by Fightmarker

Not to worry citizens, I’m faced off with a loser
Who should know to Conquer the Gold, you’re gonna need a Booster!
With rhymes so bright, I gotta keep my shades on
Skeets:
This Kang looks as if he was coloured in with crayons
Booster:
Skeets, give me the rundown (His skill is non-existant)
No wonder this “tyrant” asks his enemies for assistance (True!)
Namesake richer than Richards, the decay of decades bent to me
But you should know it, (coming from the 31st century)
You have no rapping room, you LEGO headed goon
Your entire schtick’s ripped off from Doctor Doom
And here I was, thinking that my buddy Ted was the blue bug
Steer clear of the Scarlet, head back to the Fuchsia

Kang: 
In these strange circumstances, it's hard for me to swallow
That I’m challenged by a foolish Time-Warping Johnny Bravo!
I’m taking over whole worlds, expanding my dominion
You’re draped in blue with yellow too, and goggles, you’re a Minion!
Now, your pure jock stupidity does have me intrigued
of how a moron could shoe horn his way into the Justice League
With a mind of my intellect, there's no way to compete
Of course your rhymes are shit when you’re relying on Skeets!
This confidence of yours in spitting syllables is absurd
When your name was created from you stumbling over words
Always chasing fame, jumping round from squad to squad
I’m winning this gamble, don’t you go fixing the odds

Booster:
I couldn’t lose this one on purpose even if I wanted ta’
You’re falling faster than you were Fantastic floored as Rama-Tut
You wanna talk jumping? Let’s have a look at you
Kang is hopping timelines like a bloody Kangaroo! (Croikey!)
And y’know what gets me more than your death in Secret Wars?
This dude took his own life tryna measure dicks with Thor (Ooh!)
I thought my ego was big, (but you are forever thirsty)
I’ll talk to your council and find a Kang more worthy!
Though almost every other version too deserves to be trashed
Cause you went and screwed up time even worse than the Flash (Burn!)
How am I supposed to be convinced that you’re trying
When you can’t take over planets unless they’re already dying?

Kang:
Was that a script for your commercial? It lacked charm.
The realest thing about you is a robotic arm
No matter the timeline, you fail at every moment
I'm inspired! Every single thing you've earned you’ve stolen!
Never has a tale or story left me more bored
Than that buddy-cop gimmick you’ve been spinning with Kord
You suck the life and fun away from all that you’ve controlled
You’re no Supernova - only a black hole!
Making deals with Monarch just to stop your feeling feeble
Yet you turn to me and preach that I’m the one who’s evil?
Your disses were all missing as if written by your father
Bitch - I Kang. I saw. I conquered.

Booster Gold VS Kang the Conqueror - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 11

Light as Roronoa Zoro
Malina Rose as Erza Scarlet

Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Written by: Dani Frias and Dargon
Additional Writing Help by: Henry, Oookm, and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: ColeDaCole

Lyrics:

Zoro:
I feel that I gotta inform those, if you mess with Roronoa, you get torn slow
and Miss Erza Scarlet right here looks like she could just be another dojo 
It's Zoro, me and the Straw Hats finna pull up at your home, so drop the tension
I won't lose to a girl who tries to carry her team by the power of...friendship?
I save trains, so you know I'm running a track,
While you're training now so you can run and attack
I'm better off goin' on without parents than ending up related to a parasite so wack 
Can't destroy the beat without destroying your town
You're lucky that you have me since I'm doing it now
Changing your armor but still look like a clown
While I just need a durag so shit can go down 
So let’s make it clear that I'm Zoro, Miss, leaving my mark like El Zorro, Miss
Should've made your ugly ass the many monsters that you were you able to go solo with
But if you want a match,
Let our swords clash, 
One shank to the chest and your breath's traveled
and in case you still wanna think you'll leave alive, you can check the Death Battle

Erza:
I won't allow getting an inch near me, call me Sanji, I'm gonna cook this man
This vice captain got nice cappin', though, get back on your ship and fix a plan
Got so lost, you showed up on Fairy Tail, I'm just keeping it real between us
I'm firing shots like a Jupiter Cannon, can't be that godly when strung up like Jesus
Don't think you're slashing blades against an S Class to your Worst Generation
I feel pity so you could take my Requip and go turn into not a disgrace and
Get out my sight, please, it's obvious that you'll fall when you fight me, I'd say to bite me
But with that weapon in your mouth it seems that your teeth are the only thing mighty
Got 1, 2, 3 swords but be warned, 'cause you still can't get through me
Don't matter, though.
You'd be too busy using the forth one in your pants to go swordfight Luffy
Like your manga name, you'll take the L, Zolo. But I know you would otherwise
'Cause I'm no girl you can par with, 
I put the scar in Scarlet; 
Best keep a lookout for your other eye

Zoro:
I'm a pirate hunter, while your crew can't pass the sea nor step to me without a beach episode
I won't look out for what you swing at me 
I should be written out of here too like the arcs I'm not in 'cause I'm best in flow
Took Luffy's pain, it didn't hurt as bad as hearing you, it's apparent
Rockin' a wedding dress but we both know you and Jellal still fucked before marriage 
It's best you stop and put those eye jokes to rest, pretty sure yours is faker than your breasts
Straight out the Marines 
So you don't want a war against someone who could leave one giant mess
Must be a slave again 'cause you're not making any cents. 
At least when you were, you weren't asking for this
So I'll help you thinkin 'bout your own funeral again 
‘cause the only dub you'll take is the Miss Fairy Tail Contest

Erza:
Rapping is one of your weaknesses, go kneel down to me and pay respects
Giving you the boot when I'm kicking your nuts 'til your voice ends up higher than Pica's is
I wouldn't say you’re a genius,
It's pathetic that you'll make like Natsu after you've been checked
Give it a rest, I could call you Kuina once you take some steps
Sit down and best watch your language, ay
Slice you like a Jersey Mike's sandwich, ay
Me and my guild won't fall down and give up the crown 
to someone who's been playing outlandish games
But I guess this is where you fail, as it seems that it's too late give me at least some peace
Ironic, I'll have you die to my sword and then you'll be anything but One Piece

Zoro vs. Erza - #7

Alex the Beast as Machamp
Dani Frias as Galarian Farfetch'd

Machamp:
My opponent’s a lowlife alola- galarian?
Smoke it with no fists, my toe tip could bury him
Pokemon’s GOAT, leaving foes without any limbs
Won’t waste my focus on no vegetarian

Farfetch’d:
Sure, keep insulting me like I’m the weak fighter
Only thing you’re good at breaking’s mirrors, Meat Spider
But if you’re gonna just continue laughing when we brawl
Well, then we’ll see who’s the gag when I evolve
Sirfetch’d:
I’ll strike at this tacky undeveloped sore sissy
With his gigantamax form looking like a gormiti 
Looks to me like you missed boxing 101, so I’d better state
Strapping a geodude to your back doesn’t make you heavyweight
Heh, at this point, Frankenstein should just pack up
With that mug, not even my beak could match up
Don’t wanna get intense cause this feud is petty
I’ll put down my sword and I’ll give you a wedgie

Machamp:
So Flour Power wants to say he’s improved
He just turned into the bad ending of playing with food (ha!)
Face with the ride me eyes, lay down your dying hype
Flimsy and weak, a disgrace to the fighting type
Basically Flying, why you in the first place?
Close to my level? You belong in a bird cage
This joke in the game’s shot at smoking my fame?
Want the answer? You got it in your own fucking name
I’m peak performance, your leek’s your offence
So maybe think twice before you beef enormous
Muscles I’m rocking that make my foes shudder, stunned
Sport Bird’ll wish he accepted the other guns
Squirt you’re a runner up, look at you all huddled up
Ready up a thunder punch, decimate this rubber duck
Coming in to rumble with an onion and some puffing up
Living example of how to speedrun a couple punctured lungs
This is a wild tourney, can you touch me in this state?
I’ve seen more agile birdies on a fucking dinner plate
While I don’t hesitate to leave a foe bleeding grim
There’s a reason I’m the ace in your own region’s gym

Sirfetch’d:
You’ve got no bars when dissing me, quit the bitch fit
Thought your no guard ability meant you didn’t miss hits
I’m the example? Well that just drives me up the wall
If you were a role model there’d be steroids in lunchables
Ooh, bud you stand lesser, not even my ancestor
Bring out all four of ‘em, I’ve seen Hitmonlee throw hands better
500 punches per sec? That’s blowing my mind
Cause last time I checked, your attack’s lower than mine (ay)
I flow in my lines like the flow in my mind when I strike with precision and leave you a sad sight
You flail your punches and fail to touch this, your fighting position’s more fit for a slap fight
It’s a slight stretch to act like Registeel 
Maybe I’ll use your body as my next veggie shield
So you’d better yield, it was a good game though
But it didn’t take a flying move to leave this gym teacher K.O.’ed

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Marsad Men

Machamp vs Galarian Farfetch'd - Pokémon Rap Battle

Mancha as Garfield the Deals Warlock
Hippie Rat as Mr. Mistoffelees
garbageGothic as Victoria

Mr. Mistoffelees:
You made it! I’m impressed, never woulda guessed,
They forced you on this show like Clint does every quest
I’ll transform you to a beautiful ghost or you might
Be left a Memory gobbled up in the moonlight!
I’m a party animal – Me-a-Festo-fellees.
Show stoppin shot-caller, your collar's stopping fleas
Burmese and Siamese all suck on these!
Call me Gustmaster – beating you’s a breeze!
I make the laws, check Old Deuteronomy
And if you're not already neutered, you oughta be
So don’t sleep on me though I’m the cat’s pajamas
Cuz’ Deals Warlock ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna

Garfield:
The greatest magicians have something to learn
When Mr. Mistoffelees gets awfully burned
I could sell you cheaper blades in my storefront
Once this asshole sees me release the butthole cut
So here’s the dealio, I’ve got this war-locked
You and your musical lost the plot
Cat got your tongue? For words, you’re at a loss, so
Buy your rhymes from me, at Fantasy Costco!
This twink wanted to sway me, and by God, you bet he tried
But I’d prefer my furry bait a bit more on the Heavi-side
You’re a stage-frightened performer whose charm is running dry
Competing to be the stray who deserves to fucking die!

Victoria:
Oh! Well, I never, was there ever,
A cat so never
able to recover 
the Sword of Doom?

Mr. Mistoffelees:
Now where could my pipe be?
Hear the, cat’s meow! Spinning fouettés en tournant!
Leaving theaters screaming “wow!” up until my final bow!
I do my twirls and the world’s praise is poured forth
You couldn’t spin in your Xena Frisbee sword form!
I never thought that Schrödinger’s search claimed
That the cat may not have been one in the first place!
When my raps scratch and they ask what I’m doing,
I’ll say I’m drawing blood to get your body pod brewing.

Garfield:
I’m even better at rhyming than stacking up G-Ps
Ring of the Grammarian, Mister Pistoffelees!
I’m out of this world! Talisman-trading tycoon!
But you? The Bureau’s already banned cats from the moon!
Your ego has seen a thousand examples
Had your leitmotif line this scene like “free samples.”
Never sell a Jellicle Ball to ec-o-nomical Jellicles
Or you’ll find out I’d have liquidated Jellicle testicles!
Your Warrior Cat name’s black tied up with a slight flaw,
Your character’s so watered down, that they would call you Whiteclaw!
Couldn’t get better than Webber, shot Broadway stocks upper,
Until Hooper turned your film into Fantasy Blockbuster!

Garfield the Deals Warlock vs Mr. Mistoffelees. The Rap Battle Zone #2

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1M-gsC6isIYNxxabUcg8zmu-VX4wjvOrQpOTVcaLUA7c/edit?usp=sharing

Booster Gold VS Kang the Conqueror - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 11

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