Fuck dude, this feels like an ERB in terms of writing. Holy fuck, great job.

Very epic battle, close in terms of who won but I'm going with Croc.

AMAZING BATTLE! Flawless casting choices and great lyrics! King Kong vs Gorilla Grood ( and yes I googled it King Kong has been in some comic books)

Almost a year later and this is still excellent

Matthew as Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost
Zawesome as Brody Foxx

Lyrics:
Muscle Man:
Oh no, bro! I’m against Family Guy’s Joe’s clone, bro!
‘Cept this guy just repeats the same old jokes, bro
Hi Five Ghost:
But you do the same thing, though
Muscle Man:
Yeah, well shut up! I’m way better than this blonde dodo, yo!
Your YouTube channel is stank
It’s like fat mama farted in the audience’s face
Uploading 24/7 begging for that cheese
Yo channel so old, you’re now a dead Animeme
Meanwhile, my show’s still respected even after a whole decade
Paved the way for CN to be brought to its next golden age
But we knew to let go just like Pops; stopped with an enormous bang
While you keep hopping on every band wagon to fill up your bank
That's not dank, it's sickening! Is this a prank? I’m not getting it
You’re about to leave this like your gay joke, later regretting it
Now I don’t mean to sound homophobic with this last diss
Your victory’s like Joe Mama; doesn’t exist

Brody Foxx:
Was that an open mic performance? You left the crowd silent
I can see through your shit lines - did your friend write ‘em?
Let’s give a refresher to the fans after those turd words
Love Yo Mama? Be sure to like this first verse!
Brody Foxx is not the only boss who could never try to bare you like Goldilocks
You annoy me lots, bitch you’re only talk while my flowing rocks against this moldy blob
I mean Jesus! You used to be like me - a bodybuilding genius
But then you’ve evolved into the first male with green tits!
Working in a boring park with some weird dudes all day
You and your wife look like you’d be Shrek’s offspring
Yo mama so fat! I left that bitch torn up
In my bed last night and put that shit on PornHub
I hung out with Avicii and flushed down baby Keem
Basically, I’m amazing, you should envy me

Muscle Man:
Yeah right! No one wants to be as dumb as you, dawg!
You think the world is flat ‘cause it reflects how low your humor’s gone
You’re a body shaming, ableist, egotistical, racist, sex-driven, lying asshole, and a misogynist!
So thank god your channel’s starting to bomb
You know who else is sick of your content? My mom!

Brody Foxx:
You can’t shut the Foxx up, you squealing hunk of fuck
That B.O. makes me wish I was the one who got skunked
It's like you filled your whole track with dirt like the Crash Pit
While the heat I spit burns the other third of your ass
It's over now, Mitch, I gotta get back to working out unlike you do anymore, so best hussle, lad
On behalf of Team Brody, I wish you good luck healing from my savage attack, unlike Muscle Dad

Written by: Matthew
Additional Help from: Commander Jacob and Zawesome
Mixed & Mastered by: Jacob
Produced by: Diamond Style Productions

Brody Foxx vs Muscle Man. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

We are back with two horror icons, one classic and one modern! Today we have Children's book horror creature, Mr. (The) Babadook versus horror movie icon, Freddy Krueger. Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Freddy Krueger
Freshy Kanal as The Babadook

LYRICS:
KRUEGER:
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you
Three, fo- psych bitch! You’re about to get torn through!
(normal)
I come with the claws to end this fight quite sharply
Eating hot beats like I will this empty dark meat
Who else’s got the bars to leave you stomped into hell?
You’re getting wrecked so hard, you’ll end up haunting yourself
This shadow ain’t tough, he better wake up
Ready to get scraped up, or you need to fix your makeup?
Pull some rhymes outta your hat, you fuckin’ homeless magician
You look like you flopped at your Penguin audition
Your book couldn’t hold a candle against my twisted scripts
You’re the creepypasta version of Diary of a Wimpy kid
Welcome to my ceiling, you’ll do more than just twitch
I got the primetime slot, where’s your screen time, bitch?

BABADOOK:
In a word or in a look, you can’t get rid of Babadook
After all these years, he’ll finally shut your book
Off the top like his hat. With killer style, he’s the class act
Depression incarnate to face the flashy slashy asshat
Babadook is bashin in, he don’t blink when he beats ya
Preparing for his prey while you’re popping a pimple pizza
Dropping the sins of preachers, he’s feasting on a raw match
These days you’re clapping in the roster of Mortal Kombat
You can not reach the same size, you’ll end up where your fate lies
This tumor looking loonatic got left for Dead by Daylight
He can not be bothered with all the crimes you can’t recover from
Cuz he could be fucking you over a hundred times, like your mother was
He thinks that your filmmakers really couldn’t find the right scare
It seems to him that every reboot felt like a New Nightmare
Decapitating you faster than a hockey-masked thing could
You got ran out of town, but for kids you still Springwood

KRUEGER:
That’s what you call a verse? I’d like to teach you about hooks
But you left me counting sheep, call you B a a aa badook
Get dropped into this nightmare. It’s bedtime, bitch!
You only became an icon with a Netflix glitch
Couldn’t kill two people while I stack the bodies quick
All you did was watch while you stroked your Babadick
You had to get a bitch to kill another bitch to bring you back
Stuck in that chimney? You’re Santa without the sack
Went from a fidgety spook who shoulda remained quiet
Now you’re the new family pet with a baby bird’s diet

BABADOOK:
Surrender, sex offender, or the door’s coming down
Is he facing Pennywise? No, you’re more of a clown
He’d morph into your father, but there’s too many options
Would you prefer the abuser that you had from adoption?
With a ragged Christmas sweater and a face made of soft clay
Wes Craven a makeover but turned into self-cosplay
He started with a knock like “Dook Dook Dook”
Now he’s left this shook crook... cooked

The Babadook vs Freddy Krueger | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Jenni No Mercy as Ed
RaccoonBroVA As Sheen

Beat by Tristan
Written by Jenni No Mercy
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by Tony Rigatoni
Additional Help By Raichous 


SHEEN
You wanna face the Sheen-ster? Well he can be quite mean, sir!
With disses that hit harder than both Kevin and your sister!
I’m stopping world destruction, you can’t find cash for sugar
I wouldn’t even pick you if you were the last booger!
You wanna step up, chump? I got the Eye of the Tiger!
Don’t need the Candy Maker for me to spit fire!
Because Estévez gets the best of this!
You’d need your elevator to get your bars higher!
Hated by your whole town, every scam causing drama
So Lumpy, lame and soft, Carl thought you were a llama!


ED
I’m up against the best dummy from Nicktoons? Fantastic!
It’s great to finally meet the gu- Oh wait, you’re not Patrick!
I am the Ed-est of the Eds! Face Monobrow? You’re dead, man.
Your jokes remind me of Double D: Boring and dead pan!
Ed is a monster, you’re just a castaway
Without your luck? You wouldn’t last a day.
Gave you a spinoff, left fans of the past ashamed
Act like you’re Jimmy ‘cause You Gotta Blast away!
Run back scared to Retroville! The Ed boy gives a lickin’
But I'll still have a soft spot for you: I love CHICKENS!

SHEEN

That's the best you got? That backfired like Eddy wrote it!
You must’ve swallowed a jawbreaker, Ed, because you’re choking!
I thought Dimsdale was 2D, but nothing compares to the Cul-de-sac
Your friends wanna take a page from Plank: their personalities are flat!
For all the girls you loved before? You never had a chance with them
Meanwhile I’d risk my life for Libby, and still make time to dance with them
The Big Picture is, your show blows! You couldn’t be more dreary!
You winning this fight is just as likely as The Purgatory Theory!


ED
Do not taunt the Claw! I’ll beat you in a jiffy!
Can I break tracks like I break houses? You bet your sweet bippy!
I just wanna be everyone’s chum, but your voice I just can’t stand
You’re less of an Ultra-lord and more of a Junk Man!
With Chunky bars, I’m Puffed up! Winning is a piece of cake! 
I’m rising high above you: 5’9” give or take!
Don’t need a pebble in my shoe for my raps to get crazy!
I’m done with this no neck chump. I got the gravy!

Ed Vs. Sheen(Prod. By Tristan)

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
RAID: Shadow Legends - Freshy Kanal
NordVPN - Snakebite126​
Squarespace - Michael Stark
Skillshare - SimplyRazzy
Audible - Eric The Audible
Raycons - Commander Jacob
Dollar Shave Club - swizkii
Loot Crate - Fightmarker
Honey - K.C.
G-Fuel - Matthew Thomas

Written By: Michael Stark, Snakebite126, Zawesome, Seth, SimplyRazzy, Commander Jacob, Matthew Thomas, Ultimate145, Quinoa & Mason G

Produced By: raccobeats, Anywaywell, InsaneBeatz, Epistra, Prophecy Productions, Kevin MacLeod, & Kustom

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo & Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13CIRpJEdeQ_zMIzL1bxwqEm-DJzZBzxAfNyWvdVptTg/edit?usp=sharing

RAID: Shadow Legends vs. NordVPN | Live Rap Battles

VIDEO: (tba)

TicciFandubs https://soundcloud.com/ticcisparks87 como Star-Lord
GasuPyon como Samus Aran

Letra por The5oul, CyanCoat, Cloud17, Ticci
Instrumental producida por Kustom

Lyrics (Translated, not adapted) to English: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W7lurlBEyNHyz00n00uDI7erv8Nm72Wtf8gXDBpPoyc/

Star Lord:
Star-Lord llegó, portando el flow, trayendo el beat y un team feroz!
Matando a medio pájaro de un tiro con cualquier canción!
¿Quieres rapear? ¡Ponte a llamar y pide la autorización!
Soy el Bandido Legendario, tú la perra de la Federación!
Qué harán con Aran? veo que nada, mal parada como 2015!
Qué no entendiste? Eres un chiste, Eco oscuro de lo que fuiste
Décadas copiando a Ripley, siendo tan triste, y la gran N que dice?
Que me prefieren como su mascota antes de siquiera adaptarte al cine!

Samus Aran:
Tu Ego es Celestial, pero ya herí cosas así de grandes
¿Crees ser tan importante? Hoy ni tu novia puede recordarte
Todo en ti es irritante, No ganarás este duelo sacando algún baile
Es una Guerra Infinita de Rap, el click de mi guante va a desintegrarte! (BOOM)
Federación? sin las empresas serías más antiguo que tu obsesión
pues te recuerdan por el roedor, No hablo de Rocket si no del ratón, 
Yo vengue a mis padres...
Destrozé al Cerebro Madre…
Mientras tú al de tu padre!
como el tumor de Cerebro en tu madre!

Star-Lord: 
¿Decirme que no baile? Tarde, ¿qué hay del que ya te di?
Si quieres le pongo una 'Y' al final y te pones a hacer striptease!
¡Menos mal por el Traje Zero! Si fuera por ti sería cero traje!
Te estoy ganando en tiempo récord, haz un esfuerzo por no desnudarte
¿No lo captas rubia lerda? como Drax estás muy lenta
Antes de lanzar Otra M-ierda, Replantéate tu carrera
Vas de Boba Fett, ¿más te salva un bebé?
Estás 'Tan Enganchada a tus Sentimientos', que con un Super Mix te puedo vencer!
Mejor vete, retrocede, vuélvete a llorar a Zebes!
No hacía falta tanto drama pa’ matar algunas larvas!
Si mi crew ataca, tu Screwattack va a servirte nada, así que Aran
Mantén la calma en mi Galaxia, Ronan ya la pagó muy cara!

Samus Aran:
Soy una baller cuando soy esfera, mejor que el orbe por el que pelean
Dejo bombas en el beat que entierran tus bromas obscenas que a todos asquean
Thor me da menos pena, voy a volarte en pedazos como hice a planetas
Por mi cuenta, A ti te hizo falta un equipo para eso y casi ni la cuentas!
¿Mandalorianos? lo dice este clon de Han Solo tan sólo,
Su noviecita cayó en un hoyo y por su odio, arruina todo
Jodiendo a medio universo por pelearse con su suegro
Este niño inepto resultó ser un pendejo al cien por ciento
Y no es problema exterminar piratas de su clase
¡Pero hasta en Dreamworks vi Guardianes más intimidantes!
Sigue peleando por ser líder de un mapache
La galaxia estaba a salvo y sin tu equipo de anormales! (Oh!)

Star-Lord vs Samus Aran

ENNWAY as NFTs

RNG as The Black Market

Written by Pixel Chris, ENNWAY, and Dilly!

Mixed by ENNWAY 

Beat by Anywaywell 

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

NFTs:
Hey I'm an NFT and I'm slaying this entity 
Whose whole play is to peddle these unobtainable amenities 
To assailants and enemies 
But the greater of dangers over those crazy ass felonies is you're lame and don't get any fucking ladies
I'm killing you like Silk Road 
‘Cause now your bills are due buddy, and you can't swindle those
You're killing civilians and still praising that your the best
You're the worst black mask wearing cunt I've seen since Kayne West
I'd like to pick apart the brain of your forefather Tor's creation
'Cause either they tried restoring the glory, the culmination
Of all of the web's amazement, or wanted to leave a crater
And ruin its reputation years later!

The Black Market:
Hey numbnuts, nice cryptobro, did you get it in a Yacht Club?
Cause your financial decisions are making you look washed up
you're the prey in my dark web, got me hunting now 
they ask me how my flows low brow, cause I'm underground
I’m used to dealing with all kinds of fucked up junkies
But even their smart enough not to drop a bank account on Monkeys
Your cult-y followers are bitchless, Gary should get some Vee
So lame you made a pussy out of D-O-Double G
Storing more drugs than a Rite Aid, you know I’m about that
Scrolling through Reddit ain’t exactly a career path
You’re still spreading on Twitter, your sweaty nerds need to cut back
So come over here and suck on my Non Fungible Nut Sack!

NFT:
What are you selling? Gas station weed? I don’t think your joints hit
Inventing ways to take down this bitch, like I Doge-coined it
This crypto empire is unstoppable, its never gonna end
All I need to do to stop you is snitch to the feds-AAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Black Market:
Nah, I don’t think that’s gonna happen
I bounce back like the rubber band my money’s wrapped in
Just like the computers you use, your efforts are a power waste
Cause this battle deemed you worthless, just like a copy paste

NFTs vs The Black Market - Hip Hop Hassles

Killer Croc - MSV
Curt Connors/The Lizard - JMB

Croc (0:10):
Won’t be seeing you later, nor after a while
‘Cause what I’m seeing is a newt facing this Crocodile
I may not be venomous, but my lyrics are vile
While yours are trash scraped from the floor - kitchen tile
I’m the toughest of the rogues, you’ve got nothing to gain
Thought you’d be smarter than to fuck with me - Killer’s in my name!
Marvel always spitting out some unneeded drama
I’d respect you but you’ve lost to a teen in pyjamas
On the scale you’re a whole new level of neurotic
Putting roids in your arm - never heard of robotics?
I’m a villain reptilian, you’re a dork who pouts
No wonder the Sinister Six kicked you out

Connor (0:40):
This is surely a joke, why should I even commit?
Living in the sewers shows that you’re just a croc of shit
But if a storm’s what you want, best prepare for a blizzard
For when it comes to the king of cold bloods - 

Lizard (0:49):
It’s the Lizard!
You seem fairly cranky and you look rather pale
Because you have no friends or spent most your life in jail?
Equipped with quick wit, don’t know what you’re gonna do
When it comes down to it, the better Croc’s the rubber shoe!
The Suicide Squad only taught you to freeload
Your skin’s a bit rough, how about some Aveno?
No surprise the original has all the notoriety
Shun this wide mouth like the rest of society


Croc (1:31):
For a doctor I was hoping you’d at least throw a jab
You wanna bash my sewer? Where the hell is your lab?
In your blockbuster film, you didn’t even look decent
Cared so little about that you got the Cave Troll Treatment
There was no comparison  from the get go
I’m a monster, you’re found at the local Petco
I will purge this military surgeon's arm back off
even without it, you’re still the biggest jackoff

Lizard (1:12):
My calculations say those jorts make you look a bit hory.
What I can’t calculate is how people accept your backstory
I’m the smartest reptilian alive.
While this king of crimes turned into the king of enzymes!
You know, I really wished I was dreaming
You’re so ugly I forgot you were ever a human being!
You primitive bitch, I’ll leave your body asunder
Forget Steve Irwin, I’m the Crocodile Hunter

Written by: Seth W, Skyler King, Ryan Tillotson, Top Irish, Dragonsblood23, JADRB2, Nick sucks at games, and Jason is way better, Jonathan Cameron

Killer Croc VS The Lizard - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 3

itsannachloem as Tracer
Mathew Swift as Scout
Beat by Hollywood Legend

Scout:
I don’t even know where to start with you!
Meet the Scout! Do ya know who ya talkin to?
I’m a Force A’Nature! This Cadet’s inept!
so she should stop right now and reTracer steps
I mean look at you! No health, no class, yet
a controversial bum is your only ass-et
So Blink and you’ll miss when I pitch a sick diss
Diva, there’s no way Gabe is gonna nerf this!
You better step back when I’m up to bat!
The Rap Assassin is running this track!
I’m a Fan O’War! I’m Ruthless, Babe!
Leave you more toothless when I smash your face
Just one pop of Bonk and I can almost fly
But you need an Orisa Teu-fortify
Tick tock, Oxton, I’m gonna clean your clock
Cuz I don’t want a limey time traveler when I call “Doc!”
 
Tracer:
I can’t Recall wanting to race you, dear
But you’ll get stomped now that the cavalry’s here!
You’re both seeing RED and feeling BLU
Coz you’re jealous I got a girl before you!
So prepare for this Blizzard, if I Mei
You shoulda Manned up, but you’re free to play!
So make like your gun and scatter or just
Go ahead and drop the chicken and eat my dust!
While I drop bombs that Pulse with rhyme
Like me, hon, you’re running out of time!
I’m going for gold, while you’re placed in bronze
Leaving me the next one to seduce your mom!
Cuz in a world where zeroes are your norm
You could use more Heroes to bring a Storm
I’m  rapping so fast, for you it’s bound to sound repetitive
cuz I’m not waiting ten more years for you to get competitive.
 
Scout:
Quit Ekkoing my style, I’m outta your League!
And I don’t need Lucio to drop dis beat!
Cuz I'm a Boston Basher, you're a British upstart!
Leave you wet and red, a second Tea Party, sweetheart!
 
Tracer:
Your whole life's a Crisis, but I'm blasting Bastions
All I see a-head for you's a life of trading fashions
I’d try to capture your flag, but let’s be real
Love, you’ve never had intelligence to steal
 
Scout:
Get to the point! Cuz by the end of this round
Your voice is gonna make me wanna speed past sound!
Someone else! Come put this elf back on her shelf!
How could you save Mondatta if you can’t save yourself!
 
Tracer:
Let’s try that again! Seeing RED... feeling BLU...
Didja get that feeling of deja vu?
Home run? What, you think you’re base-balling?
All you can do is strike out with Miss Pauling!

URBoF

Tracer vs Scout - URBoF #8

YT Link: https://youtu.be/iUiV0fle18c

Vladimyr P. as Sonic.EXE
Boris as Herobrine

(0:10)
WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
SONIC.EXE
AGAINST
HEROBRINE
BEGIN

(0:20) Sonic.EXE:
Sonic R-aps, and attacks, so you better watch your back
You’re a square tryna face something that is always on the track
take your childish insults and throw em back into the dirt
Then I’ll bury the remains, just to suffocate a twerp
I’m the fastest thing alive and even faster on this mic
You better watch your blocky head or it’ll end on a pike!
Take a Steve model kids, and put some bleach in his eyes
You’re a sellout, not a hero..brine R.I.P your shrine

(0:40) Herobrine:
I’ll stack this file with the pigs, after his neck’s snapped back
This track running maniac’s getting burnt on a track
With HP levels of this freak, he could get beat by fallen trees
But I don't wanna go against someone who stole an MP3!
You’re empty inside? Man, just look into my eyes!
I don’t need to (w)rap up disses just to make this pasta die!
You best pray to win this, you’re riding MY bandwagon!
It seems that you’ve lost this round, so, you wanna try again?

(1:00) Sonic.EXE:
Trying again is not needed since I DON’T NEED A ROUND TWO-
beat a disgrace to creepypastas, man, what can you even do?
Lurk out in the distance? And place signs all around?
So read this, your eyes can’t shine six feet through the ground

(1:10) Herobrine:
That verse was so damn awful, it's like i’ve seen it before
You’d wish you’d never been born once you taste my diamond sword
Now this fraud’ll bow down to ME once you spot me in the distance
With your win in my hand, i’ll throw it out like your existence


(1:20) Sonic.EXE:
I know you wouldn’t agree that your disses fall flat
But it’s no wonder that your mod is run by 10 year old brats
And on my server’s list, you’ll be next to execute
It’s rich to try and take control, when your own brother removed you

(1:30)
Herobrine:
You’re as common as they come, my victories like diamond ore
No wonder you’re a trollpasta, your whole story was a bore!
Now leave the world I’ve crafted, nothing you do matters
‘Cause after all, we’re both figments within our own masters

(1:40)
WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, Boris, and Jake G.
Audio Mixed by Vlad
Thumbnail made by Vlad
Beat Produced by: 2Deep

Sonic.EXE vs Herobrine. Sinister Rap Battles

Welcome to the first bonus battle from Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Chao as Arthur
Jacob as Arnold
garbageGothic as Helga
Matthew, Commander Jacob, Fightmarker, Astro, Geon, Underscores, Dustin, & MetaMachine as “Hey!”

Lyrics:
Arthur:
Hey!
It used to be a wonderful day
Until a kilt wearing football was thrown in my way!
This aardvark drops bars hard going up
Against Stewie Griffin from All Grown Up
Both our shows aired on the same day in '96
But remind me, which premiere truly became a mighty hit?
Not the World’s Greatest Gleeper who just took my design
Just to get a slice of the slice-of-life pot pie!

Arnold:
A ham-fisted verse? Don't let a fella get cocky
I know you'll hate this rapping, like you're Helga Pataki
Gerald once told me the story of the Ghost Bride
Though the horrors in that couldn’t compare to your first design
Always dreaming of becoming a celebrity? Well peep this
You'll never be popular, you fit more on the geek list
I can tell you're gonna mumble in your verse right after
'Cause you've dropped the ball harder than all of my voice actors

Arthur:
Oh Arnold, your series isn’t even worth the bother
While you were at jump street, I made friends with Mr. Rogers
You came up short, man. Like Binky, you can’t throw hands
I’mma leave you like your parents; alone with your gramps

Arnold:
You’ve over-egged the tapioca, while I got two hit movies
Can’t wake up to the facts? You must be hitting up the smoothies
That belittling was worse than when you hit your little sis
I might as well call this Arthur’s Big Sh-
Helga:
Arnold!

Written by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Underscores, Brodecai, & Adroitwhiz

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Dustin & Light

Beat by George Georgia of Audio Network

Arthur vs Arnold. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

I might completely remake this battle and release it in the future, but this is the second complete redo I've done of this project and it just seems like a lost cause at this point. Also, I'm kinda sick of anime battles after working on Ika vs Inkling. If I do decide to give this battle another shot I will take this upload down, but since the next full audio of AvA will come out on Rap Battle Day (June 1st), here's some scrapped content to tide you over for this month.

If you haven't played VVVVVV, you should. It's cheap and very fun.

Eddiefrb as Captain Viridian
M0MORI? as Ochaco Uraraka (NOT RECORDED)

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
This is your captain rapping - i’m here to test you, it’s crunch time
Let’s see if your martial arts training helps you out with punchlines
You’re not in touch with the world, no wonder you’re such an airhead
Repeat the Festival with a performance poorer than your parents
Because i’ll give you the finger, gravity’s not all that i’m flippin’
You elephant! Your dimensions are interfering my mission
You’ll find that this league of Villis threaten you more than the Villains
Your true potential’s hidden, harder to access than a trinket
Grew up impoverished and seeing my power, you’re gonna black out in fear and then cower
Smells like the only kind of bathing that you could afford is a Meteor Shower!
I’ve been going strong for a decade - your manga ain’t even full
So as the gravitational girl, lets see what kind of stunt you can pull

OCHACO URARAKA:
You flipped the gravity of this battle with that silly verse
Prepare to get flamed from these burns as you’re crashing back down to Earth
You’re nothing but a Stain on indie gaming, all you did was hurt Steam
It’s time a hero cuffs this space cadet like I did Thirteen
This rap’s out of the park, it’s stronger than a Home Run Comet
My series’ fame still skyrockets, yours dropped so fast, I would vomit
And filling my parent’s wallets may be my main motivation
But at least my price didn’t drop 10 dollars due to complaining

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
That way at least you could afford it - My community ain’t staying dormant
When I took a look at your fanbase I wanted to be sent back into orbit
My team’s on a mission - You’re just a bunch of wannabe hero jerks
The only time someone would put their hands together for you is using your quirk

OCHACO URARAKA:
Oh please, Your colourful crew is just something i’d vomit up
You’d break down in a hero’s atmosphere like a comet does
Wait, I already used that rhyme scheme… well, whatever
It didn’t seem to bother the designer of all your levels (ohhh)
I’ll use my training to fire lyrical bullets at you - Gunhead
You endanger your crew - without me, Izuku would end up dead
And judging by the name of your game it seems sure
The only one sleeping on you is your creator on the keyboard

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Atomic Beats
Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb

Killer Croc VS The Lizard - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 3

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