Two furries arguing 

Mancha (Uberocity) as Rat
Alex M. as Louis

Thumbnail by Mancha
Mixed by Alex M.
Beat prod. by Dansonn
Written by R the Writer

Rat:
Move over drama queen, it's the patron funnies Saint
Against a horny fuck who's outfit reeks of bunny stank
Heat from my words won't be a treat for this foil
I'd turn you into Venison, but your ass is too spoiled
Still I'll make sure every rhyme hits cause my kind's sick and my mind's sick
It's fight time stay sidelined while Legoshi steals your sidechick 
I'm an icon Bright tier social commentary can't compete with
So put your foot in your mouth, in other words EAT SHIT
This won't end in a draw, but after I'm done spitting these
You'll get a redesign, as you'll have piqued your author's sympathy
Guard Duck bring out your launcher and go to town on Bambi
While I go ham like Pig and do the same to this damn beat

Louis:
I'm on the sidelines? I killed my gang's last leader
And now that you've goaded me, you won't last either
Don't need to be a bigot to think that your kind's done harm
So I'll play Adler once more, and hope third time's the charm
But it's wrong to put the source of your vices on your race
Since even your own relatives don't wanna see your face
Don't have to try hard, still I'll stop at nothing to win
Trash talkers like you should be stuffed in a bin
Your artstyle's bland, your substance is thin
The only lines that I can stomach: your limbs
As headassed as the crocs, explains why you're spewing shit
And how you're stupid enough to get schooled by a truant kid
Yeah I'm a tycoon, so I figure when the tides are down
It's nothing for me to go out and throw a couple dimes around

Rat:
Explains why you're so senseless, are you a beastar or a crimelord?
A racist with a carnivore as the only one they'd die for?
It's true that when it comes to put downs, I've been revered
You always fight yourself, why do I need to be here?
Regardless I'll leave Louis bagged in an unattractive fashion
With predatory pals that'll go into action for the rations
But even if you were a carnivore, I don't think you'd bite
You couldn't even bust a melon, in a fruit fight 
Even your G act'll crack against my nuke owning peers
Turn you to a crisis actor if you don't escape from here
Your own lack of strength being your biggest fear
Tells me that you're all talk like the vigilante deer

Louis:
You're the one who's bagged if you wanna talk connections
Enter the lion's den, you'll be more fucked up than your friendships
With punchlines so contrived, you say that I'm all talk?
You won a Reuben, still you're sandwiched with contemporary schlock 
Tried search your strip for humor, so I gave it a chance 
All I found was another author's cancel culture rants
If this glorified fursona's the best his comic offers
Maybe it should be cancelled, hell I'll even pay your author
Got you cornered from all angles, this rap game is zero sum
Everyone in your comic's bad, in a world with none the hero won
If you still wanna diss me, I think you've got it mixed up
The real punchline's you insulting me despite knowing your strip sucks

Rat Vs Louis - Rap Battle

Kyo Kusanagi's eternal rival takes on the Prince of the Saiyans in this battle of the most anti of antiheroes. 

B-Lo as Vegeta
Stofferex as Iori Yagami
Beat by Dansonn
Audio Mixed by B-Lo
Thumbnail by Stofferex
And written by me

Vegeta:
This rabid redhead really wants a piece of me?
On his own, even though his game has teams of three?
Even at base form, I don't know how you've stayed convinced
That you stand a chance against the mighty saiyan prince
Your rage is just a front, behind it you're quite stressed
I've seen tougher from my son, scratch that, my wife's ex
Think for once before sizing up a foe who levels planets
Give this punk more to rage at, like his teammates he abandoned

Iori:
Ugh, you make my skin crawl I'm about to go insane
Acting stand up like you've been tall, trust me it's all in vain
When met with your match, I know you tend to act obscene
Married into briefs cause you place your worth in genes

Vegeta:
Because I'm from a clan of warriors! You can't handle me fool!
I'm prepared to fan your flames and shatter your family jewels
You're on heroin, if you think you'll win, Miss X and that's a fact
Find fights a waste of time? Then here's my Big Bang attack

Iori:
I'll make this quick and easy, how many times you need to lose?
Your head's as thick as Veku, man I guess you blew a fuse
You got beaten by Blue Mary why do you even try
Break your back like robot Terry make you cry, scream, then die
It won't make any difference if your friends become a factor 
League of beleaguered husbands up against a maiden masher
Dive in dyes, I don't need flames to tear a your ass new one
We know who wears the pants, as you're crushed under blooma

Vegeta:
Think I've gone soft just cause I've settled down 
Like your bitterness is boosting up your power level now?
The biggest courtesy you've shown is not giving a beatdown
Just because you've murdered women you think you can take my team out?
Said before you went insane, explains why you're deluded
Nappa could destroy your tournament, that's battlefields included
Face me at full power, you'll still be in for a loss 
You may be Kyo's most common foe but you've never been the boss

Iori:
Hypocrite! Your lines are stale, when you try to feud
Make sure the words you use can't be applied to you
Said you stuck in base form but transformation's underway
Flanderized with fake scorn, too bad it's tsundere
With bars as filler as your series, drawn out time and screaming
I'll go ahead and break your balls to make your death have meaning
Want to continue? Then go call in your lifeline of a friend
Or else I'm finished with you maggot, never come near me again

Iori Yagami Vs Vegeta - Rap Battle

Warrior Duel

Titanium1208 as Roronoa Zoro
AdamUber as Ike
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by CreeperPasta
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Written by Me

Zoro:
Three swords on my side, one hand on the mic
It's a homicide, this one man mob on Ike
Can cause more bloodshed, than any of your saga's wars can
Still I refuse to lose to one who calls himself a swordsman
Except for smash and heroes, in recent times you've been off
I'm a true warrior, while you were cut from that spinoff
Two ways we can deal with this, I'll be your leader or enemy
Shattering your weapon triangle, lancers can't put a dent in me
So your cat pals can come bite, I'll take my sword to a gun fight
You've met many a foe but you've never faced one like
The straw hats, we make waves government dogs drown in
In combat, we take pain and dish it back in thousands
Robin could take you on with her bare hands
Should limit myself to one blade to give you a fair chance
Hope you know, I'm not the axe wielders you've crossed at sea
If you can't think of comeback, you'll get no sympathy from me

Ike:
I'm a soldier of fortune, warrior with a heart of gold
While you're stuck grasping at straws I went and broke the mold
Didn't need to be a blue-blood just to put my crew up
Stay out of the kitchen, even dinner knives leave you cut
Winning this fight's a cinch since you're so easy to agitate
That and the fact you're always lost, Nami ain't here to navigate 
So try to find your own way out through a map of assassins
If you think you can take us, your head's as empty as your captain's
I'm hoping your eye opened to true growth and progression
Could fight a war in the time you'll escape whatever land you're left in
I fought the senate's private goons, broke their tomes, and made their tombs
I'd carve through your world nobles, I've even left a god with wounds
Equipped with swords and axes that leave high powers impaled
Not even with Haki could you hope to touch the son of Greil

Zoro:
On the grand line, I already level armies to advance 
And unlike you my growths aren't left up to chance 
A first draft pick for the captain, worst generation status too
You're leader cause of nepotism, meppo wasn't bad as you
You'll need a prayer to win, with lines as sickly as your bishop
Even Sanji can't compare to the Phoenix flames I kick up
I've seen wild apes with blades that would make you retreat
Screw your phases, my turn ends right after your defeat 
Between the words that you've heard and the touch of my blades
I'll murk this merc, put him through three thousand worlds of pain

Ike:
Prepare yourself if that's hill that you're willing to die on 
I left the Black Knight looking like the one from Monty Python
You need a shoulder to cry on with the bitterness you spew 
I fight for my friends while you argue with your crew
Nihil, now your skills don't matter
I will, leave your blades all shattered
Ragnell, the one I'm equipping
Aether, now you're another victim
Between your lines and all the grog in the system of this outlaw
You're the one left burned and like Kuina, trippin to your downfall

Roronoa Zoro Vs Ike - Rap Battle

They time traveled for our sins

Freshy Kanal as Tippy T. Tinkletrousers
Dusk as Future Trunks
Written by Me
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Mancha and Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Stofferex

Tippy:
This simpleton simian shouldn't choose to feud with this
If you weren't such a brat, I might just leave your future fixed
Sure you took on some cyborgs and sliced King Cold up
But you haven't made shit, put me up against Bulma
You think yourself a savior? That's nothing but delusion 
While you bust terminator bootlegs, I fix world hunger and pollution 
Don't see a ring on your mother, but even with it, you're a bastard
Break you off like that senzu that should've been your master's
And why'd the z fighters feel you should be given a chance
It's in your name, any hit on you's a kick in the pants 
Even without that sword of yours, this kid's just too damn edgy
I'll reiterate your father's fate, and render you a veggie

Trunks:
Any doc looking to face this is asking for facelift
Ain't a fan of androids, and I'm not about to take shit
From Dr. Diaper with a stache and glasses
You hate your name? Well that's just tragic
Your trope's played out, I'd rather trash it
The future's fucked but now I'm past it
Most of my folks back home, ended up in early caskets
Up against the foes I fought, you wouldn't need that ketchup packet
The sole saiyan surivivor, final breath of a dying breed
Your only hope to take me out's to use your time machine
But when all your tech collapses, let's see you try to fend
You'll get your ass kicked by some acid spewed by saibamen
So before you try to diss man, don't make mountains out of molehills
Fitting you're from New Swissland cause your verse is hole filled

Tippy:
It'll take more to break my brain than just being verbose, kid
Now I'll try to clear up why you tear up every time you boasted
Your friends are dead, and now you're on a hunt to find the villains
But how tough are they really? I saw one get screwed by Krillin
Though what I can expect from Mommy's little princess 
Couldn't squish a cicada, now you're paying with interest 
My Goosy Grow couldn't size your brain to think the shit I say 
I'm the freest thinker, even my other selves I disobey 
And when in death, I innovate, made earth what it is today
While each excursion you made put your universe in disarray 
They said your were robbed in super, you'll find my expectations faint
Not surprised you lost your physique, when your eating isn't great
With your Dog Food diet plus sloppy seconds off of Pilaf's plate 
Even older than your mom, way past its expiration date
Though you've got some inches on him and you're not nearly as crass
You're exactly like Vegeta, a royal pain in the ass

Trunks:
I'm more amused than angry by this half wit half pint's rants
Judging by your name, nobody wants to see what's in your pants
I shouldn't have to rap against an opponent that's so touchy
You should know based on my actions that not even god can judge me
While everyone's judgement of you drove you borderline insane 
But I've been overseas, it'll take more to beat me than changing my name
You think you're important cause of your impact on past events
But like Gohan's kid, all of that shit's just accidents
Mai, rig the robo boxers, then I'll come in for the finish 
Cause this guy's used to stuff exploding in his face while he's up in it
I'll spend years figuring foes out as a show of dedication
But it appears beating you requires only fourth grade education

Future Trunks Vs Tippy T. Tinkletrousers - Rap Battle

Who's the fairest in all the land?

Raichous as Princess Kenny
garbageGothic as Lucina
Beat produced by 2Deep
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by Mancha
Written by R the Writer

Princess Kenny:
I'm just a shy little princess, you're an incestuous whore
Chrom's discharge that should've ended up on the floor
I wouldn't even kiss you but still, you blow chunks
Even my family's got no use for some hand-me-down Trunks
Teeheehee, what's the matter? Do my Double D's distract you?
This shepherd's daughter's nothing but a sheep to her dad's crew
Doesn't matter if you're fly with the arrows I'm shooting off
Ready to rename your game: Fire Emblem Coup De Grace!

Lucina:
It seems with the time the risen became even more vile
If they decided to infect a nine year old child 
Perversion's unbecoming, betraying friends doesn't help either
Call me a sheep, but this Nazi should go follow her leader
Take my parents against yours, what have they got lose?
Defenders of the realm up against cultists for free booze
Seen few attacks fall flatter than those of a loathsome larper
Now hide away like Kellam with your puffy orange armor

Princess Kenny:
You're just as lame, you're Marth remade into a plastic ho
Surpass each break, comebacks I make, even on classic mode
Hurts to die but it's worth my time, I'll leave this bullcrap soon
Next to the horn of my unicorn, your blades look dull as you 
Truly you prevented the end, at least in terms of your game's end
But you rebirthed it as a VN, maybe your series should've stayed dead
You're as bougie as Maribelle with your words give it a rest
And if you wanna talk flat (teehee) look at your chest

Lucina:
You're no paragon of elegance, your own ambitions downed you
Your tongue is as filthy as the rodents that surround you
Fighting for a broken branch, your head's scrambled as your voice is
But out of all the wars you waged this one's still your most pointless
You're as irksome as Owain, but with Inigo's pervy attitude
But just like me, they'd wipe the floor with you in battle too
So go back down to South Park, until your weapon's been mastered
Otherwise I may just be the next one your friends call "bastard"

Princess Kenny Vs Lucina - Rap Battle

Khandaq's Ruler blessed with the power of the Egyptian gods fights against the retired Israeli Super Soldier. Which of these Mighty Adams will triumph in this conflict in the Middle East?

Titanium1208 as Black Adam
Adam Sandler (ASSRB/DRB) as Zohan
Thumbnail by SPM1000 (Subscribe to Zuprem4cy)
Beat produced by Baghira
Mixed by Raichous 
Written by R the Writer



Black Adam: 
The timelines are converging, my power is surging
And if there's a terrorist in need of a purging
Send me to hurt him, then like his post, I'll desert him
Hell, Superman can't fight me alone, my win is certain
Amon gives me strength, Aten sends me higher
Zohan meanwhile's sent to fight against Rob Schneider
An Immortal as your enemy just means you're marked for death
Make you hurt like you do kids, so much for a moral IDF

Zohan: 
I don't want to fighting, but if you want let's do this
Send a bolt of lighting, I bounce it off my tuchus
My words alone can break you, cause friend you're clearly mental
With a few quick swipes I'll make you, the saltiest of pretzels
You don't mess with the Zohan even on his final mission
No plague is sicker than the lines I'll spit on this Egyptian
Your stories grow duller with earth's Infinite Crisis
Set you free after insulting me, but I'm still taking Isis

Black Adam: 
All I thought about as I sat through your vernacular
Is the bullshit people spew when they say Sandler's worst was Dracula
Sun you with Ra rhymes, the weaker Adam can't oppose this
My bolts will burn your bush, it'll start to call for Moses
Whoring yourself out's the climax of your tale's action
While I defend Khandaq til there's more red on me than Batson
You don't have my respect nor do you even amuse me
Maybe that's why this worthless hero can't score more than a movie

Zohan: 
My strategy is solid no matter how foes change
Dismantle you like a machine gun in close range
Enough about the Rock I'm the one who stacks the paper
Ask the ladies who went Zohan, even Black here is not greater
Oh how the mighty fall, I'll beat you to a disco banger
But still you'll keep your anger even when it's all B'Seder
I just make people silky smooth, can you not understand?
Maybe you'll wish you were like me, next time you go Shazam

Black Adam Vs Zohan - Rap Battle

Sometimes that’s just how it be

HyperJacob96 as Josuke Higashikata
Rabi as Shigeyo “Mob” Kageyama
Mixed by Oofie
Beat Produced by 2Deep
Thumbnail by Micah
Special thanks to Violet/MetalFireVA

Josuke:
With the rhymes I spit and diamond fists
I'm not one to break easily
It'll seem unfair, you'll need repair
To even have a chance at beating me
"Your powers don't define you"
Your series is too damn preachy
But need I remind you
You're a twig sized like Koichi
Looking like a Beatle, guess that's why you wanna hold hands
But you know as well I that with Tsubomi you got no chance
Rather play poker with Rohan, but I'll give you an honest start
Though I've made this fight ugly, just like your comic's art

Mob:
Going for the low blows
Shouldn't play me for a weakling
Don't knock my message JoJo
You think it's all fixed with beatings
They may call me mob but my combat's more Bad Company
And I'm like Okuyasu's bro, when I decide to run the beat
Refused to kill your foes, my respect for you's enormous
But sadly it dipped, when it spread to your performance
With this first verse, my words burst 
And my lines don't need flesh buds
You're not the first foe who's hair I've had to mess up

Josuke(angrily as the beat cuts):
What the fuck did you just say about my hair

Josuke:
Let's break you down beyond the surface you're on Hazamada's jock
Any attempt to calm me's worthless
Bowl cut thinks he can't be mocked
Everyone's afraid of you, if they know you at all
That's why only cults have faith in you, all I can say is LOL
Like a stolen lotto ticket, got this fight fixed in my favor
Your town is seasoning, and on your own you're lacking flavor
Say your powers make no difference? Without em you couldn't fight
Your master said it's fine to run, and that's his only good advice


Mob:
We lose control of our emotions, but how you feel isn't fair
Maybe you shouldn't fly off cause somebody brought up your hair
Being buds with Okuyasu won't give you the advantage
Of handwaving your problems and expecting that they vanish
You're just like me, you see your power's not what makes you great
If anger controls you, you'll soon be more like foes you hate
You've got wounds beyond what can be fixed by phony healing
But sometimes you need to be hurt to understand other's feelings

Mob Vs Josuke - Rap Battle (Old Audio)

Improved Audio

HyperJacob96 as Josuke Higashikata
Rabi as Shigeyo “Mob” Kageyama
Mixed by Oofie
Beat Produced by 2Deep
Thumbnail by Jordy
Special thanks to Violet/MetalFireVA

Josuke:
With the rhymes I spit and diamond fists
I'm not one to break easily
It'll seem unfair, you'll need repair
To even have a chance at beating me
"Your powers don't define you"
Your series is too damn preachy
But need I remind you
You're a twig sized like Koichi
Looking like a Beatle, guess that's why you wanna hold hands
But you know as well I that with Tsubomi you got no chance
Rather play poker with Rohan, but I'll give you an honest start
Though I've made this fight ugly, just like your comic's art

Mob:
Going for the low blows
Shouldn't play me for a weakling
Don't knock my message JoJo
You think it's all fixed with beatings
They may call me mob but my combat's more Bad Company
And I'm like Okuyasu's bro, when I decide to run the beat
Refused to kill your foes, my respect for you's enormous
But sadly it dipped, when it spread to your performance
With this first verse, my words burst
And my lines don't need flesh buds
You're not the first foe who's hair I've had to mess up

Josuke(angrily as the beat cuts):
What the fuck did you just say about my hair

Josuke:
Let's break you down beyond the surface you're on Hazamada's jock
Any attempt to calm me's worthless
Bowl cut thinks he can't be mocked
Everyone's afraid of you, if they know you at all
That's why only cults have faith in you, all I can say is LOL
Like a stolen lotto ticket, got this fight fixed in my favor
Your town is seasoning, and on your own you're lacking flavor
Say your powers make no difference? Without em you couldn't fight
Your master said it's fine to run, and that's his only good advice

Mob:
We lose control of our emotions, but how you feel isn't fair
Maybe you shouldn't fly off cause somebody brought up your hair
Being buds with Okuyasu won't give you the advantage
Of handwaving your problems and expecting that they vanish
You're just like me, you see your power's not what makes you great
If anger controls you, you'll soon be more like foes you hate
You've got wounds beyond what can be fixed by phony healing
But sometimes you need to be hurt to understand other's feelings

Mob Vs Josuke - Rap Battle

“You can justify anything if you do it poetically enough.”

― M.L. Rio, If We Were Villains

Two empires clash to see which one stands strongest.

Light as Walhart the Conqueror
RNG as Nobunaga
Audio mixed by Mancha
Thumbnail by SPM
Beat prod. by Baghira

Walhart:
A contest? You against me, that's absurd
For conquest? You know nothing of the word
Your namesake was a legend, you never a grabbed a weapon
Japanese Joe Exotic, I'm not feeling threatened
I unified Valm, uprisings, I thwart em
Think I'll faint? I'm out here kicking ass in post mortem
Not a TCG player but I'm one to carry cards
Of course I'll stomp out a kingdom with six guards

Nobunaga:
You're a strong fighter but your leadership is weak
Always betrayed, every commander a disgrace
You've got balls, unlike Excellus to come to me and speak
But this fight'll be more hairy than your general's face
My allies are legends and warriors of every type
If I can't unify this region, one under me will
You're a milk-eyed madman barely worth his hype
Take the gold against a lobster who lacks a hint of skill

Walhart:
Talk about gold when your economy's collapsed
Watch it hit my wolf berg, I'll give this wannabe the axe
No beat in my chest, you can call me heartless
Make your crops rain with blood from your carcass
The will I've harnessed to fight, burns in darkness or light
Your rapping only managed to tarnish the mic
Find out if you're skilled enough to save your own skin
Cause even without my army there's no fight I won't win

Nobunaga:
Hehehe....hahahaha

Rayquaza, take down all who would resist

Shiny Rayquaza:
Back in black, but this time there's no cheat code
Don't need a mega evo, on this beat I'm goin beast mode
I'm sky high, soaring above your forced rhymes
So prepare to be beaten down for a fourth time
How sad this recluse, in his head, all but gone
Your status reduced to an underling of Chrom
Known for ending conflict, I've won this from the start
For the Glory of Ransei, Valm is ours, we depart

Funny Valentine:
From these degenerate dynasties this fight falls far
So prepare to feel the might of this striped all-star
You wish to lack resistance, these misfits are paid in kind
You got stabbed in the back, I've got the flag engraved in mine
Not one to stand back and see my country torn to pieces
So I bring further prosperity with the remains of Jesus
Can't hope to face me, or yourselves for you've got no uniqueness
But before you're menger sponges allow me to state my thesis
Walhart, your iron fisted rule's an insult to democracy
Industrial powers melt your Bronze era to a fossil heap
Nobunaga Oda, an emperor most overrated
Just a lesson in world history, koei just overplayed it
Why'd I involve myself in this war between corpses
Walking over their bodies and beating down reinforcements
Love Train or not, I'll always have the upper hand
So now I claim my glory, all for the motherland

2nd beat prod. by Baghira
Mancha as Shiny Rayquaza
Swizkii as Funny Valentine

Walhart the Conqueror vs Nobunaga - Rap Battle

A face-off between Texas' titan of horror against the ever unclear mass murderer of the Scream franchise

Written by R the Writer
Titanium1208 as Leatherface
Stofferex as Ghostface
Thumbnail by Stofferex
Audio Mixed by Mancha
Beat Prod. by BeeSaa Beats

Leatherface:
I'll tell ya the reason you shouldn't mess with Texas
Cause soon as I seen ya you're gonna be my breakfast
You're from a trite teen comedy with its horror so-so
The body of Shaggy with the voice of Mojo Jojo
Nothing but some brats obsessed with the silver screen
The only kind of slasher that gets murdered by the teens
I could turn your final girl into some Campbell's soup
While you only could rid her through payment disputes

Ghostface:
This decaying relic aged even worse than his gramps did
Stick to moaning and groaning because your writing is rancid
So you think me a comedy? Then how's this for a laugh?
You trip over your chainsaw and end up sliced in half!
Running hoops around Hooper, and every sequel he's wrought
Only Craven in the way that he's afraid of getting caught 
I'll leave you hung, stabbed, and shot, camera or not
Just like your face turn in 3D you've lost the plot
Maybe invest in some dentures cause from what I've seen 
Most eating you've done is off the lore of Ed Gein
You rep the lone star state, but I'll be honest
If I wanted scary Texans I'd just sit in on congress
In the current age of horror, you're not even worth a mention
Like a cloned phone in a dead zone, you're a hack with poor reception 
With all the rewrites and reboots your whole lore is undermined
Yet even with each new identity I'm still one of a kind

Leatherface:
Might as well be the same actor with your formula recycled
Just a Halloween costume that looks cheaper than Michael's
I'm the reason Jason and Freddy are still slashing
Only thing you brought to this genre was stunt casting
Always getting bitched around, even burned alive like MJ
While I'm cooking, make meals outta real fighters in MK
Fitting since in every film you're in y'all die
Even the so-called masterminds turn to fall guys
You may be the franchise face but don't ever forget
You won't come back if you bury more than David Arquette
Meanwhile I eat cops and chase them with a witness
Even Gale Weathers wants to stay out of my business 
Drop the phone, take me alone, and I'll beat your ass
Drain the color from your face, so no need for your mask
With a couple cuts, we'll have us some past-its-prime meat
Then I'll do what Nancy couldn't and swallow this rotten Skeet

Ghostface:
So you want to kill me now? Then you better come prepared
Could be anyone you know coming back for one more scare
You thought I'd praise your influence? I'd sooner just ignore you
Cause every real horror fan knows Peeping Tom came before you 
Hunted down your family, and now you're looking bitter
Rendered me the winner as diners become the dinner
So if I didn't Stab you now, it'd be a pity
Cause mentally I've left you far more scarred than Sidney

Ghostface vs Leatherface - Rap Battle

My first ever rap battle with audio. It's the Legendary Hungry Wolf, Terry Bogard up against the Invincible Dragon, Ryo Sakazaki.

Adam (Uberocity) as Terry Bogard
Mancha (Uberocity)as Ryo Sakazaki

Beat by Epistra
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer


Terry:
I'm a prideful wolf howling at all who dare cross me 
Leave you shaking when a power wave hits the concrete.
Straight outta south town with techniques I've enhanced
But I'll withhold my worst for now and give you a fighting chance

Ryo:
An expert of the art of fighting won't just sit and take abuse
Especially when this so-called wolf is better off fighting a goose.
While like a dragon, I spit fire. Equipped with strength of a tiger
Either end up with broken bones, or get a job and retire.
Compared to me, your skill is mythical, I'm a kyokugen pinnacle
you may be known as a legend, but I'm practically invincible.
I've got the strength to take down tanks, you shouldn't have started this beef
Don't try to tarry with me, blowhard. I'll leave this wolf without teeth

Terry:
It seems you're in a pickle, it's best you phone home to your dojo
Hell bring them here to fight me, I could wreck your crew solo
I've dealt with geese in the past, yeah don't act like you haven't 
Accusing me of tarrying, you're why this whole fight's dragon
Combine my bars with chi, create a geyser when I flow rhymes
As it heads for a blond Ryu, he ends up humbled like stroheim
Keep shitting out your mouth, this real bout made you choke
I'm the face of SNK, and you're the butt of all its jokes 

Ryo:
Your bark's as bad as your bite, I didn't even shudder
Bringing up Ryu ripoffs? Have you looked at your brother?
So let's throw down once more, fatal fury special redux
Then I'll force-feed this bum a knuckle sandwich deluxe

Next Battle: Authors (Ft.F00pz)

Terry Bogard Vs Ryo Sakazaki - Rap Battle

British children's author Roald Dahl battles against American poet, Shel Silverstein to see who is the superior writer.

F00pz as Roald Dahl
Seth W. as Shel Silverstein 
Flowtest by Dustin
Beat prod by Baghira
Mixed by Dustin and Seth
Written by R the Writer 
Chiseled by Legion
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters

Roald Dahl:
When I pen out my bars, they spell doom for this oaf
With sharp rhymes I dine on a poet like a bloath
I created the roots for flicks and tales adored by all
This frail Shel of an Author's left forgotten next to Dahl
I'm the champion here, you're better off as an apprentice
Who excites kids more Willy Wonka or Dan the Dentist?
Reduce a rancid writer's rants, there's no chance of him outflowing me
This missing piece will meet a big L when I shelve his putrid poetry

Shel Silverstein:
I've got the globe in my hands and I'll drop it on faux Carroll
Said to have warm sentiment? Your best tales are kids imperiled
Pit against this trunch-bull spewing twit? I find that insulting
Even in the 80s, your rhymes weren't as revolting
Better get croc tongue, your current effort's fruitless
As your attic light's shot by the vet that's more ruthless
The word profuse describes abuse I'll cast upon this nuisance 
I'm a legendary wordsmith rendering plot rehashers useless

Roald Dahl:
Indeed I wrote revolting rhymes, received better than your rapping
Trying to talk back smack? Now I'll leave your bones blackened
My arsenal of tales, they're whales. A buffet for Melinda Mae.
Impacts everlasting like a gobstobber, still mentioned to this day
Look away, as I harshly outshine this absurd obscurity
You're prone to heart attacks, you'll suffer another assuredly
Stacked up hot garbage, now look at you, you're rubbish
Looks like your comeback is going to be posthumously published

Shel Silverstein:
I'm checkin' out of this fight, see I've just about had it
With this adversary spitting more gibberish than runny Babbit
Fill you with plotholes, I'm a shel-shocker, blasting out warheads
Make your chance of winning this fight spottier than your forehead
Must be bonkers aiming for this like Oscars, you've run Wild
But it's Shel's adult night and I'll be rid of this manchild!
Now let's tell a tale of Dahl, a fool who thought it would appear
As though this was a piece of cake, yet it was the end of his career

(Next Battle: Lions ft.VinnyO)

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Shel Silverstein Vs Roald Dahl - Rap Battle

A duel between the lions commences. Which will come out victorious?

VinnyO as Roy
Alex the Beast as Simba
Flowtest stolen from Dustin
Beat prod by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer

Roy:
I won't lose to one who lost faith in himself so why even bother
When I stampede and slaughter the track just like your father
Make my soldiers shake their spears, going ham on you hamlet
Roasting your entire kingdom and serving them at a banquet 
I'm flaming like my blade while all you emanate’s insipidity 
So with burns it's best not to test my fire affinity
Sure, you're showered with sequels and a remake to pad your income
But I only left behind legends, while you abandoned your kingdom

Simba:
A lion locking onto prey? That's the circle of life
When I roar out these raps, pridefully rocking the mic
I'm taking over with a hot bern that my bars have fostered
Your lines were filler like your inclusion in the smash roster
My storyline's continuations prove my fame is unyielding 
Couldn't match my strength even with the blade you're wielding 
Your cavalary's left cowering, their steeds I'll be devouring 
I'll mop the floor with your carcass in this second scouring

Roy:
Don't need any seals to outclass an outcast hermit
Who spent his days eating bugs and hanging out with vermin
I'm defeating thugs, determined to seal your fate like durandal 
You handle your bars worse than mufasa's mantle
You're lion if you say that your son's guard poses a threat
I've seen more advanced tactics from other mindless beasts I've met
Even your girl's pinned you, so don't mind if I implore that
You'd be better off like your uncle, a beaten up doormat

Simba:
I find it humorous that even in zephiel's insanity
He made the correct choice in giving up on humanity
I'm iller than eliwood, hell he would be a better enemy
Than a brat who's less known than his mother's identity
With your blade's flames, I'll write you off as a warm-up
Dropping you in this brawl, making you pay more than four bucks
This won't end with a cliffhanger, instead you'll fall off
I laugh in danger's face, but yours, prince? I scoff

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Roy Vs Simba - Rap Battle

In today's battle the son of poseidon, Percy Jackson squares off against Palutena's captain, Pit in order to see who's the superior hero.

Jacob Graal as Percy Jackson
Zander Peers as Pit
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Beat prod by Dansonn
Flowtest by Tuna
Mixed by Jacob Graal
Written by R the Writer


Percy:
The son of Poseidon bring ill tidings to this washed-up imbecile 
I've taken on giants and titans, compared to them you're Pit-iful
In a rap battle I'm scoring hard, riptide leaves you with morbid scars 
Take your weapon have it torn apart, whether it's arms, cannons or orbitars
Servant of light, to fight this, you certainly lack brightness
As your future turns dark, after mere minutes you're flightless
This kid can't hold a candle to the flow that I've channeled
You require constant guidance, no wonder you're in a handheld

Pit:
I'm not impressed by your verse, although I am fairly bothered
Talking tough when all you did was bite off Harry Potter
And while I may be in need of some guidance on my journeys
when humanity needs a hero, I deliver like I'm Hermes 

Percy:
It's a shame you stopped the reset bombs, that verse could use a redo
Don't need styx or stones to break your bones, a single strike could beat you
This trial of rap's one you can't surpass, regardless of your errant ploys  
Let your twin bellow the insults and stick to being an errand boy

Pit:
I'm far from finished now, it's clear to me, my win is destiny
Spilling this fiend's blood like a cauldron, he hasn't any intensity
Still at the top of my game, but I sea you've taken a dive
Into obscurity like your RPG, as Chase begins to thrive
I'm an oracle in this cypher, for I've prophesied your danger
Since you're a reckless demigod acting like a force of nature
The lighting thief left empty-handed, lost both his thunder and his glory
But what more could I expect from a drawn out bedtime story?

(Next Battle Essence of Combat ft.Brodecai)

Pit Vs Percy Jackson - Rap Battle

Recorded by Tuna
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters

Pit vs Percy Jackson Flowtest

Ryo Alternate Mix

Terry Vs Ryo Flowtest

Roald Dahl Vs Shel Silverstein Flowtest

Roy Vs Simba Flowtest

Flowtest by Dustin
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters

Ryu Vs Lucario Flowtest

Adam (Uberocity) as Ryu
Brodecai as Lucario
Mix and Flowtest by Dustin
Beat by Marsad Men
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Written by R the Writer (chiseled by Adam)

Ryu:
When it comes to rap, you're Boned if all you'll spit is Rushed lines
It's Crunch time to leave this joke fainting with my punchlines
Trying to Steel my title? I feel I've got a clear advantage
When a fighter's attacks cause you severe damage
So stuff a Sawk in it, I'll send you flying with Shoryuken
And make this beat the next victim of my Ansatsuken
This dragon keeps on rising while with each gen, you're fading
I'm confident that in this fight, my challenger's already caved in

Lucario:
You disappoint more than your company if those were your best bars
I leave legendaries wary, the worst pain you've dealt's a chest scar
I sense a strong aura in you, as if you'll be a challenge 
Yet all I see's a martial artist second to his swapped palettes
With that in mind, I'll redesign your face black and blue
Or send out my Substitute, since it's a waste rapping you
Brick Break through all your bars, no way that you can defend
In this lyrical spar a spherical aura will send you to your end

Ryu:
You struggled with some golems I could've k.o'd for practice
A fairer foe for you would've been Dan Hibiki
Since I overcame byakushin and galactus
I'm not sure how this glorified pet can defeat me
I'll dodge your surest shots with my unmatched agility
Leaving your raps more useless than your hidden ability
Before you come to battle with your bootleg Hadoken
Know that your toughest attacks are only lethal in pokken

Lucario:
Your Mind's Eye must've been closed if you think you won't lose yet
With a flow even shallower than any of your move sets 
I'll leave your filthy gi cleaned with a Low Sweep
I could've spat better lines than you while Talking in my Sleep
I've locked onto the win with a Blast of Focus
I'm coveted by trainers while you're homeless and hopeless
You've seen the power I posses, trying to fight it isn't worth it
With a Reversal of roles, I'm the fighter leaving with Perfect

Ryu Vs Lucario - Rap Battle

Jacob Graal as Harry Potter
Skeep☆Tieel as Izuku Midoriya 
F00pz as Ron Weasley 
Azia as Ochaco Uraraka 
garbageGothic as Hermione Granger 
Mancha (Uberocity) as Tenya Iida 
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Special thanks to Adam (Uberocity) for getting me into MHA in the first place
Special thanks to Legion, Fruzmig, and Dustin for looking over lyrics

Harry Potter:
Accio firebolt, I hope you're ready for a sweeping
The boy who lived will surpass the kid who keeps weeping
You drive to be a hero but you'd have a more of a purpose
If you dropped the costume and resumed community service
Between your self-harming quirk and respect boners for enemies
You've taken a leaf from midnight's masochistic tendencies 
I come in hard like kirishima, whereas you're class 1A's cavity
Even Uraraka couldn't help you grasp this battle's gravity
With my magic, I'll wreck havoc, rapping out this rabid fan
Whose hurting himself even worse here than the entrance exam
You may have some muscle mass, but I'm the one coming out stronger
As I've grown more in one chapter than you have in your whole manga

Izuku Midoriya:
You've got guts but the skills to back them, you're lacking
I'll leave you pale and flattened, turn you back into a napkin
You were raised to be razed, your wand and words I'll surely bend
Despite the prophecies you smash, you'll still meet an early end
I've been through tougher trials, you're no crux, just a fame whore
With an influx of hot raps, I'll heat you like your fandom's flame wars
I'm driven to never give in, no matter the foe they won't slaughter me
Don't need anything but raw skill to shatter Potter like pottery
You may have grown up unloved, your upbringing was a tragic one
But what's really sad, you need a stick in order to get magic done
Avad-enough of this battle, so before you decide to mumble more
I'll be killing the beat just like Snape did to dumbledore

Harry Potter
Got this battle on langlock, so I best not hear your hatin'
Since it's DA over UA even if we called our mates in

Izuku Midoriya:
Expelliarmus all you like, I won't let go of the mic
Taking shots at my class? Just wait until they strike

Ron Weasley:
Straight outta the burrow, winning this rap's a simple task
This spitting scrub should've stayed put in Majora's mask
While your white knight pal's got a stick stuck in his ass
You're sidechick's only a hero for deku nuts and cash

Ochaco Uraraka:
I'm not fearing you Ed Sheeran, you couldn't handle finding trinkets
With gunhead karate, I'll take down a troubled teen deliquent
Suspending you like levicorpus, I'm not one to let down easy
Unless I had to lift your ego, then I'd be feeling rather queasy


Hermione Granger:
Granger's no stranger to danger, I'll leave these kids moaning like mrytle
Since they can barely handle mindless mutants and noseless ninja turtles
Got a mind as bright as lumos, no doubt my rhymes will light the track up
So leave this fight like USJ and call for some more back-up

Tenya Iida:
You're a straight E student, you've got brains, that I digress
Yet since the run-in in the dungeon, you've been a damsel in distress
As my engine heat blackens your face, you'll be feeling nonplussed
When I accelerate to victory as you're left in my dust

Harry Potter:
I'll reciprocate your recipro-burst to exhaust you like your show's shticks
And Deku you'll turn even greener, since you're envious my flow's sick
Fly on the pitch in rap or quidditch, I'll round up a couple snitches And with a flick of my wand, they'll once again be needing stitches

Izuku Midoriya:
You may be revered as a hero and the one who mastered death
But strip you of all your titles, nothing but a cocky bastard's left
You neglected your son like your studies so don't act like you're so great
The day has finally come for me to seal this chosen one's fate.

Harry Potter Vs Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

Harry Potter Vs Izuku Midoriya Flowtest

It's been a minute or two. The Prince of Altea and the Prince of Unova fight to see who is truly the superior liberator.

Beat produced by Dansonn
Written by R the Writer
Thumbnail by Zim
HyperJacob96 as Marth
ZodiacKiaran as N
Mixed by Dustin

Marth:
Another scoundrel wants to duel with me? I'm ready with my blade
You've reawakened another beast, this one won't come to your aid
I'm the kingpin you're a prickish prince, like sages, I'll educate you
How to actually win a fight, with my rage I’ll decimate you
Pull the strings on this puppet, feed him my hatred like a shuppet
We contrast like black and white, I'm a hero, you're corrupted
This heartless freak N, drove away all his friends
And in the end he became less loved than his gen

N:
Get a load of this lodestar, more decrepit than my palace
What hero leaves his sis to die so he can chill in talys
Screw your weapons, Marth, my truths cut worse than any blade
Your pal Hardin betrayed you because he couldn't get laid
As a king and champion, my leading skills are proficient 
Whereas you'd be a corpse without the help of your tacticians
My flaming bars incinerate with every line I iterate
And as this fight draws to a close, your kingdom I shall liberate 

Marth:
This ain't a contest, it's a conquest, I made a promise to win, now I'll honor it
Left devastated, beaten dead, even worse than your deadbeat father did
The threat you pose? Not even moderate. You rule a castle and I'll conquer it
And your dragon, I’m going to slaughter it, even darumaka drops hotter shit

N:
You think you're so giant? you're alliance reliant and I'll remain defiant
Gropius opus is so copious, enough to force his rivals silent
You were born to do great things, yet you were destined for the shelf
Before saving archenea, withdraw this fight and save yourself

Marth Vs N - Rap Battle

Marth Vs N Alternate Mix

Marth Vs N Flowtest

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

Another one. Which of these strategists will reign supreme?

garbageGothic as Momo Yaoyorozu
King Mewtwo as Joseph Joestar
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Thumbnail by Mancha
And written by me!

Momo:
A natural leader's here to deal with Lisa Lisa's troubled pawn
It looks like I could wrap this fight up with a bubble wand
This foe's a faux gentleman, who claims he's unafraid
But when he's in danger, decides to run away
You can't go ham on beats, despite your controlled breathing
My equipment and quick wit make any foe's hope fleeting 
Just know that I'm used to sending weapons over words
So I'll have nothing to fear when you go for your verse

Jojo:
Won't have a stalemate with this jailbait, spitting limp flow after limp flow
Making arms from eaten food, your arsenal's a shitshow
Tried to watch your show but your exposure turned me off
You're stuck in this foe's shadow, like when you lost your tourney slot
I've shot Kars into space, your achievements look fewer
The only streak you've got going's when you strip for the viewers
This loss'll stick like a grape ball, as I surpass your limits 
Next you'll bring up my gimmicks but I'm still gonna win this 

Momo:
You're the predictable one, since I knew of your gimmick
You know what I'll say next, but will you admit it?
Giving Golden tips, I'll spill the tea let's acknowledge this 
Got the face you deserved, aged worse than your politics
You've been a sexist bigot since your daughter got married 
And since that fluke in part 2, in most fights you've been carried
You cheat everyone from your worst foe to your lover
Maybe peep your bars next time instead of your mother

Jojo:
Yeah I've done stuff I'm not proud of but the fact is
That words are what I used to get out of those patches
I'll spit colder than an air vent, since you don't have Jiro
Can't make it out of this fight, don't try being the hero
And I'm a bigot? I've fought crooked cops since the 30s
While you're a glorified narc afraid to get your hands dirty
I recommend you leave this fight, my win is set in stone
Though you've spoken far more here than in any episode

Momo Vs JoJo - Rap Battle

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

R the Writer

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