between this and dustins, idk which is the better Kick-Ass battle

Holy fuck i legit had this same idea like a week ago, i decided against doing it in favor of another Watchmen match up

Hey R! Long time, no see. How have you been? - DCA

I wrote my own Rorschach battle! Check it out: docs.google.com/document/d/1Mk98krY4RPn-ipcfkKn05ir040HM2q1y8cD0g4xpGuY/comment

Fightmarker as Pico
Kamren as Baldi
Written by Fight, Cole, and Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Baldi SFM by Fightmarker
Pico TN art by Nooby
Mixed by Mightfarker

Pico’s School
School’s in! Guns out! There’s nowhere to run now!
And looking at this dumb clown, it’s clear you broke no New Grounds
Whether it’s beatboxing or rap, I always got the strap!
It’s Flash vs Trash, I’ll Blam This Piece of Crap!
made goth kids drop quick, a site’s what I started
then I look over to your audience how’s your fanbase more toxic
You’re running out of clicks, new modes and field trips
Now you’re ending up just flinging shit at the wall till it sticks!
Smoke you out like herbs, you get on my nerves
Observed this stalking perve, being put on a list is what you deserve
claim to be ironic, then make profit off the tropes you stole, dick
So doubt anything you can spit compares to the shots that I’ve Unloaded

Baldi
Wow! That was horrible! Too much profanity 
Don’t know what I’d imagine, when he’d parodied a tragedy 
Educating’s my profession so I’ll teach this offensive kid a lesson
Cause intolerant tools like you should be rotting in detention!
I’m loved worldwide, just ask my Kickstarter backers
While this kid was abandoned and replaced with Castle Crashers
I see you’re failing in all your classes that’s quite a shame but 
I’ll still give you a reward
it’s Baldeez Nuts
Seeing how these edgy rebels act, I find it perplexing 
That like Flash Player, you and Nene fail to have a connection
Violence in my school is forbidden, just you being here makes me pissed
And with your how site treats Tankman, seems not even they want you to exist

Pico’s School
I’m Uber, you’re an Ubër kid, so let me get this through to you, teach’
Rulers are out of the equation when I pack two of these Uzis
Don’t rap against me Baldi, this ain’t something to lose your head over
Not my fault you’re running this track like you were tripped back by B Soda!
Don’t need Darnell to Play with Fire, I’m the inextinguishable dickhead slayer!
While your fame’s quickly descending; Baldi’s falling down the Elevator!
Now before you drop dead, try this problem instead
My gun’s lead plus your bald head equals me coating the walls red!

Baldi
I heard every line you said were those meant to make me upset?
Cause you were just blowing smoke, like one of your cigarettes 
But you managed to finally kill your verse with your Funkin’ Night band!
Now the only thing left for you to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
HERE’S A LESSON MORE IMPACTFUL THAN JUST APPLES AND BANANAS
A MASSACRE TO MAKE YOU PRAY FOR SHOOTOUTS WITH CASANDRA
ALL YOUR DISSES PHASED THROUGH YOU SHOULD FIX YOUR AIM DUDE
VIEWER’S DEVICES ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS THE BEATING I JUST GAVE YOU

Baldi
ha...

Pico's School vs Baldi's Basics. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Welcome to another episode of Rap Battle Arena! Today, we have the spookiest battle yet, can Poochee and Pansy of Sufferdark defeat Happy Appy in a rap battle? Listen to find out!

@vladimyr-p as Happy Appy
@uberocity as Poochee
Zagranis as Pansy
@king-mewtwo as The Narrator
Written by: Shimario, Nooby, Cri, Dilly, RNG, and Zagranis
Chiseled and Demoed by Psytube
Produced by Ihaksi
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Art by Nooby and ThatTacoGod

Poochee and Pansy:
Pansy, can you believe it! No! Who is this fruitless loser?
It’s the guy who’s somehow the most childish thing on Nick Jr! 
Re-using the lost episode trope, make you Sufferdark, you got no hope
and with one hit we’ll turn a broke joke, from teaching to a cooking show, oh!
You’re quite the catastrophic crisis, man your pasta’s core is lifeless
Slash Annoying Orange, turn him to a stack of apple slices
Or cut down his story, makes us wanna take a Happy Nappy,
So much unneeded edge, but they just make you more Sappy, Appy!

Happy Appy:
STAND STILL, children welcome to this episode 
Today, we have two bitches attempting to best me with better flow.
You’re all bark and no bite, ruining kids lives with your franchise 
But the only thing rushed even faster than your design is your damn lines
You claim Grade A? I’ll put your show to the test. You’ll be flunking it since my flow is the best.
Oh the dread! The only time a couple of mutts spit sick is whenever you’re needing to go to the vet
When my fire flies on these light canines, you can bet that they’re gonna be led to their fate
Especially when so pathetic they can’t raise their hands, so they make screamers their only trait
I tower over you, yet you're still recklessly charging in
Animation so low budget, must come from the Witch’s Bargain Bin
That little room in the dungeon looks great to hide your organs in
Though it’s likely lacking torture, based off your MS Paint Origins

(Narrator)
Oh no! Poochee and Pansy are in a real pickle now! Can you figure out a way to help them?

Poochee and Pansy:
You’re barely fit for children, so here’s our special announcement!
When up against killer crops, we’re far more than your average housepets!
Tried to make a splash, but faced the wrath of parents calling out your reckless crimes.
(Ha ha!) Looks like Appy’s Pilot crashed and burned for a second time!
Pointless gore and boring lore won’t fill one of your readers up with fear
Claiming that our shtick is nothing but shouting, but at least we don’t have it up our rear!
Fans all gone, cause nobody FINDS YOU the most appealing
Your skin ain’t the thickest, but our sharp disses leave App’ peeling.

Happy Appy:
You’ll rot in Hell when I abuse these hounds just like I did to Girls and Boys
I must’ve binged your series cause I heard nothing but painful noise
Another rap battle to kill? Boy what a case of deja vu
I’ve seen playground equipment that could set the bar higher than you!
You may have saved Kitty, but with your lame spitting you can’t save yourself when you battle me,
Cause when Appys crack on the Track, these pansies CAN‘T RUN from reality
You’re not aware of it yet, but in actuality your reality’s already built in
What you see outside is make believe, but that’s natural children

Happy Appy vs Poochee and Pansy. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. UBERocity, Vladimyr P, and King Mewtwo)

Happy 420 everyone! Light up a joint and have a listen to two of the funniest and deepest musicians to ever hit big time rap it out. This battle might be one others have done, but no one can do it like Jenni does~

Weird Al Voiced By Zawesome
Bo Voiced By WoodenHornets
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By Creeper Pasta

BEAT: Accordion Freestyle Reggae - Hip Hop Instrumental - 2019


Bo:

Welcome to the internet, Weird Al
So place your bets, Weird Al. You’ll get wrecked, Weird Al
It’s the best of the next gen humor and mood
Against the dude who got big writing songs about food
Got the hottest shit, Netflix profiting
The only time your topping it, is with that sloppy wig
And let’s talk about your choice of attire
Prints so bright, I wish my Eyes were on Fire!
I’m a master with my Words, Words, Words
When I split an old turd into thirds, thirds, thirds!
And I’m predicting that you’ll slam me with your Grammys
But it couldn’t save you from the fact your fans are Boomer Grannies!
I may be younger but maybe take some advice
Rappers aren’t the guys to try when you’re looking for paradise!
People treat you like a genius but it’s all in your head
When we can use UHF to prove that Art is Dead!

Weird Al:

Put down that microphone and listen to me, Bo!
Cause guess What? It’s time for Al to put up a fight
You won’t have a easy time when you’re dissing me, Bo
Should make your special and just stay Inside
Since Demento, I’ve been rocking the squeeze box
You were falling down the Vine, with your whiny little tween talk
And sure you got tears flowing back in Eighth Grade
You only stir up emotions when we can’t see your face!
So stop the Word Crimes, you really need to man up
With those raps it’s the first time I’ve laughed at your stand up
You acting like these fake deep songs give you clout
With the listeners asking “What is this song all about?”!
Running With Scissors, of course I can cut a track
I rocked it as Wreck-Gar, but you’re the one talking trash
Your talent’s one act. I’m a master of variety
Probably stutter out your next verse: performance anxiety

Bo:

I thought I was hypocrite but you’re full of crap
This has been panders harder than Chipp McCapp
You’d need to parody my rap for you to have a chance to do this
I’m provoking real thoughts, you just Dare to be Stupid!
And with a bach in architects, I was expecting
You to build a better verse and flow for me to come and wreck it
Al’s Polka Face will crack when this master starts to hurt ‘em
Of course you were gonna lose. ‘Cause foes? Bo burns ‘em!

Weird Al:

More frantic banter with those ansty songs
Think you’ll win this but Everything You Know is Wrong!
So stay where you belong! You’re better behind the scenes, dude
Al’s got more talent than a jam packed Green Room!
But don’t panic! You’ll get beat by a classic
You’re so White and Nerdy, you’re my perfect demographic!
Battling Bo? I’ve had it! You couldn’t spit fire, kid.
So do us both a favor, and get back to retirement!

Weird Al Yankovich Vs. Bo Burnham - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Matt Raichous as Shaggy Rogers and Ron Stoppable

Beat by S!dek!ck
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

--LYRICS--
SHAGGY
Like, man, you think it’s hard to be a sidekick in the background?
Try being out on the frontlines when a monster comes around
I’ve seen millions of ghouls that make me wanna stop and vomit
Like that freaky hairless thing you like to carry in your pocket

RON
Hey! Don’t talk about Rufus when your dog is a doofus
Like Dr. Drakken, I’m ruthless, while your whole series is stupid
It’s useless to step up to the plate and face off with the Fearless Ferret
I saved the world from invasion, while you’re disappointing your parents
An iron stomach that couldn’t handle my naco
You’re not a hero, dude, I know it’s hard to swallow
But when all you do is follow, and never speak your mind
It’s like you’re in denial of the role you were assigned

SHAGGY
You think you’re, like, funny, but buddy, you’re witless
Your jokes are, like, ham-Fisted Monkey business
Nothing you do could be seen as comedic
Except for, like, anytime you get defeated
You live up to your name, Ron, cuz, like, you’re Stoppable
You’re never a threat, like, the weakest I’ve met, like, at best, like, you’re maybe an obstacle

RON
Can you think of anything other than to tell me I’m unfunny?
At least my jokes had a budget, you were eating all of your money
Your bars are redundant, just like your animation recycling

SHAGGY
I’ve held strong for decades, one movie sent you spiraling
Your Disney Channel live action got some really poor reactions
Used to be crafted with passion, now there's not even a fraction
Just dollar signs in the eyes of the guys behind the scenes
As your franchise loses everything by pandering to teens
You’re incompetent, Ron, you only ever win by accident
Give up and be a villain, that’s the only time you’re adequate
An actuary masochist, who just can’t seem to take a hint
Pathetic as a hero, like, your sister is a better fit
Go back to camp Wannaweep for a better chance at survival
Like, man, I’ve Gottagrin knowing you won’t get a revival 
Tangled in your mangled plotlines, like, it's gotta be painful
To put in all that effort, just to have your pants around your ankles

RON
Woah, dude, chill out, ‘cause you shouldn’t bring up losses
When you have four movies that all failed to make a profit
You’re still a stinkin’ hippie, when it’s rough, you get running
Looks like military schooling just wasn’t worth your parents’ money
Fifty years later, you’ve still got the same show, pacing and plotlines, and even the same jokes
How does the saying go? Don’t fix what ain’t broke, too bad your franchise is stale like it’s bread, though
This Mad Dog’s Barkin orders, cuz you’re baked and couldn’t make it
And you’re puffing out your chest, but the viewers know you’re faking
While the audience still loves me two decades later
The only one who loved you was an alien invader
And later, when you’re rebooted for the fifteenth time
The made up legends of your legacy are getting left behind

SHAGGY
All that strength, and you still need your girlfriend to defend you you
No matter what you do, you’re a buffoon in the end, dude
Mock me for my running, I’ll prove you’re the bigger coward

RON
And how’re you gonna do that?

SHAGGY
With one percent of my power! (Zoinks!)
Going Super Shag when I’m fast on the track
Try to roast me but everything you say falls flat
Can’t match my flow, like, you’re going too slow
Wanna go toe to toe getting dragged through your show
You fell into my trap, man, like, you’re the live bait
Let’s unmask this hungry horror and put an L on his plate

RON
Alright, we get it, bro, you’re fast, but that’s not always a good thing
No wonder Velma stopped shagging with you and kept looking
Now, you crossed the finish line, but you’re still the biggest loser
After all, brochacho, I’m Un-Stoppable! Booyah!

Shaggy Rogers vs. Ron Stoppable - Epic Rap Battles of Nostalgia

ENNWAY as NFTs

RNG as The Black Market

Written by Pixel Chris, ENNWAY, and Dilly!

Mixed by ENNWAY 

Beat by Anywaywell 

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

NFTs:
Hey I'm an NFT and I'm slaying this entity 
Whose whole play is to peddle these unobtainable amenities 
To assailants and enemies 
But the greater of dangers over those crazy ass felonies is you're lame and don't get any fucking ladies
I'm killing you like Silk Road 
‘Cause now your bills are due buddy, and you can't swindle those
You're killing civilians and still praising that your the best
You're the worst black mask wearing cunt I've seen since Kayne West
I'd like to pick apart the brain of your forefather Tor's creation
'Cause either they tried restoring the glory, the culmination
Of all of the web's amazement, or wanted to leave a crater
And ruin its reputation years later!

The Black Market:
Hey numbnuts, nice cryptobro, did you get it in a Yacht Club?
Cause your financial decisions are making you look washed up
you're the prey in my dark web, got me hunting now 
they ask me how my flows low brow, cause I'm underground
I’m used to dealing with all kinds of fucked up junkies
But even their smart enough not to drop a bank account on Monkeys
Your cult-y followers are bitchless, Gary should get some Vee
So lame you made a pussy out of D-O-Double G
Storing more drugs than a Rite Aid, you know I’m about that
Scrolling through Reddit ain’t exactly a career path
You’re still spreading on Twitter, your sweaty nerds need to cut back
So come over here and suck on my Non Fungible Nut Sack!

NFT:
What are you selling? Gas station weed? I don’t think your joints hit
Inventing ways to take down this bitch, like I Doge-coined it
This crypto empire is unstoppable, its never gonna end
All I need to do to stop you is snitch to the feds-AAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Black Market:
Nah, I don’t think that’s gonna happen
I bounce back like the rubber band my money’s wrapped in
Just like the computers you use, your efforts are a power waste
Cause this battle deemed you worthless, just like a copy paste

NFTs vs The Black Market - Hip Hop Hassles

Vladimyr P. as Mr. Widemouth
Jughead Jay as Ickbarr Bigelsteine

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17DbG0s-vCqqX8_GqseTxJ1POKiIRWrlB2KBBTAinJs0/edit?usp=sharing

Writers: Vlad and Ryan Tillotson
Audio Mixer/Effects: Vlad
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Cover Art by: Brodecai

Mr. Widemouth vs Ickbarr Bigelsteine. Sinister Rap Battles

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

Strange: Alex the Beast
Fate: Titanium1208

Doctor Strange:
Open my eye of Agamotto let me tell you what I see
That there’s no way in hell you’ll win a battle against me
I’m the magnificent magician, lyrics of surgical precision
And after this verbal slaughter, you’ll be in need of a mortician
Shamballa! Take a tip from this sorcerer supreme
You’re like a medieval Ikea mascot with sunbeams 
I strike with the Bolts of Balthakk, you vape like Valtorr
So step back before you join the Mists of Munnopor
In battle verbiage, the living lexicon is in his element
Spitting fire at a squire airing out a dinky helmet
So a Lord of Order up! You’d need more than an apple a day
To keep the eldritch ending ace away! Doctor Strange!
And none Stranger than the Phantom who ails you
Let the Kamar-Taj overcome providence’s stooge!
The Black Priests do not seek you a dark end
I didn’t come to kill you, I came here to bargain

Doctor Fate:
Strange Tales one hears from your gaggle of friends
Like how you're an egomaniac who wants to have sex with his hands
A necrotic built up by nepotism shaking Dark Towers?
You’re if Bale’s Batman found some Harry Potter powers
They call you: Sorcerer! Supreme! Steven! Strange!
But in: Lyrics! I got! Larger! Range!
With your eye you can’t see the controversy you’re causing?
Cause for a guy of black magic you do a lot of white washing
And a mind as cramped as that is sure to fall to chaos easily
Put up your MD and PhD, you’re about to get the third degree
Stop guarding your stones, see that my legacy’s divine
Since you know a thing or two about giving up time
You’re not worth my intellect, confront Swamp Thing, rather
For your kaleidoscope of rhymes is better fitted to rags, sir!
Order’s Juggernaut, you’re in the wrong field against a Mask
Brought a typhoon on Typhon while you fell to Cyttorak!


(STRANGE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MINDSCAPE)
Doctor Strange:
You're mired in the Mindscape, enjoy free consciousness?
Cuz Nabu screwed you, catatonic when your conscience hits
Against all the time in the world immortality’s not an issue
You could win but I’d just be right back to diss you
Let me be frank, you’re anchored by your ankh again
I’m diverse, magics divine to Black Atlantean
My bars are like death’s knell, son. You can’t hide.
What, need another ten-year old to force yourself inside?

Doctor Fate:
A tattered mage brings forth a failed escape for this user
I’ll overturn your impossible claims like the Fourth Yuga!
And be cutting rhymes as fine as you trim that stupid goatee
Until you need a Night Nurse for those burns, Steve!
Losing to Fate? That’s what one calls Manifest Destiny.
I’d like a side of sour cream to this Sorcerer Supreme!
Drop the formality, Strange, we’ve so long together spent.
You’ve been being me since ‘63. Call me Kent

Written by: Seth, Trent, Joey, Legion
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Additional instruments by Sebb
Covert art by Kamren

Dr. Strange VS Dr. Fate - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 10

(This battle was originally going to be for Jason Carreon's series, but due to him not wanting to make battles anymore, he gave it to me to finish)

Jacob as Tim
Moby as himself
Dragonex as Fry
trisngar as Bender

Written by Jason Carreon 
Additional help by Lauren
Mixed by Jacob
Beat by Kustom / Flowtest by Trakked
Cover Art by Cole

Fry and Bender:
Bender, is an online class really how the future sees that?
Well, I don't think it's peaked that, it's just trash meatbag
What a lame opp, I've seen a much better BrainPop
When- Someone commits suicide? No! When the hype Train stops
I'm five years old, and I haven't learned squat yet, ain't it something?
This is an even worse cross than Star Trek.. and something
Get out of my diss range, 'fore I smoke this odd nerd
Really think you spit flames? Let me laugh even harder

Tim and Moby: 
Dear Tim and Moby, "Can you diss mouths that run like a faucet?"
Good question, but first, they should both come out of the closet
Romophobia? Drop it, your act isn't convincing
Got a-Head and in addition, you fell, just like Nixon
[Beep] Moby, they portrayed the future, but who knows
It's ironic, when The Simpsons could better do so
These two know radio soda, and cigars aren't define?
Well, audience, a prime example of what happens to your mind

Fry and Bender:
No emotion on that track? I thought what the bot said was funny
At least we don't have districts like; "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY"
Your fan-fics were really gross, and we'll watch your 'base spike when
You bite our shiny metal ass But you'd probably like it. (Heh!)

Tim and Moby:
You jumped the gun like this is the second dimension
Sci-Fi makes me sigh fine, but shew horning in lessons?
Get your feet out of the freezer, this small Fry's delirious
Brother stealing dreams, or? Life was always Mysterious
Run to your 'clops friend, sewers are dark with no light
Paved the way like your dog pet, all bark and no bite
Take notes for this Delivery, you fell victim to time, "man"
Just look at you, the 1990's wants their Fry back! [Beep]

Fry and Bender vs. Tim and Moby | Rap Battle

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b07muNKGGwsi-R8svN-jsisz8oCXAvOHLnjoR3YmVBQ/edit
KyleRhysMarsh as Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny (cameo)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Dog
Adam (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Duck
Written by MetaMachine, Jay and Bork
Thumbnail by Jade
Beat by Kustom
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Educational!*"

Daffy Duck vs. Duck Hunt

I might completely remake this battle and release it in the future, but this is the second complete redo I've done of this project and it just seems like a lost cause at this point. Also, I'm kinda sick of anime battles after working on Ika vs Inkling. If I do decide to give this battle another shot I will take this upload down, but since the next full audio of AvA will come out on Rap Battle Day (June 1st), here's some scrapped content to tide you over for this month.

If you haven't played VVVVVV, you should. It's cheap and very fun.

Eddiefrb as Captain Viridian
M0MORI? as Ochaco Uraraka (NOT RECORDED)

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
This is your captain rapping - i’m here to test you, it’s crunch time
Let’s see if your martial arts training helps you out with punchlines
You’re not in touch with the world, no wonder you’re such an airhead
Repeat the Festival with a performance poorer than your parents
Because i’ll give you the finger, gravity’s not all that i’m flippin’
You elephant! Your dimensions are interfering my mission
You’ll find that this league of Villis threaten you more than the Villains
Your true potential’s hidden, harder to access than a trinket
Grew up impoverished and seeing my power, you’re gonna black out in fear and then cower
Smells like the only kind of bathing that you could afford is a Meteor Shower!
I’ve been going strong for a decade - your manga ain’t even full
So as the gravitational girl, lets see what kind of stunt you can pull

OCHACO URARAKA:
You flipped the gravity of this battle with that silly verse
Prepare to get flamed from these burns as you’re crashing back down to Earth
You’re nothing but a Stain on indie gaming, all you did was hurt Steam
It’s time a hero cuffs this space cadet like I did Thirteen
This rap’s out of the park, it’s stronger than a Home Run Comet
My series’ fame still skyrockets, yours dropped so fast, I would vomit
And filling my parent’s wallets may be my main motivation
But at least my price didn’t drop 10 dollars due to complaining

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
That way at least you could afford it - My community ain’t staying dormant
When I took a look at your fanbase I wanted to be sent back into orbit
My team’s on a mission - You’re just a bunch of wannabe hero jerks
The only time someone would put their hands together for you is using your quirk

OCHACO URARAKA:
Oh please, Your colourful crew is just something i’d vomit up
You’d break down in a hero’s atmosphere like a comet does
Wait, I already used that rhyme scheme… well, whatever
It didn’t seem to bother the designer of all your levels (ohhh)
I’ll use my training to fire lyrical bullets at you - Gunhead
You endanger your crew - without me, Izuku would end up dead
And judging by the name of your game it seems sure
The only one sleeping on you is your creator on the keyboard

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Atomic Beats
Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb

(SCRAPPED FLOW TEST) Ochaco Uraraka vs VVVVVV - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

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