IT'S HERE
Thanks guys, for enjoying this first battle!

@https://soundcloud.com/boris01-2 as StampyLongNose
@https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890 as ExplodingTNT
@https://soundcloud.com/jacobgraal as iBallisticSquid
@https://soundcloud.com/will-vanderberry as Failboat
@https://soundcloud.com/swoldow_evgrb as DanTDM
@https://soundcloud.com/universalrapbattles and @https://soundcloud.com/chaoprod as Jerry and Harry

Beats by Kustom, Audio Network and Tristan
Mixed by: Boris
Written by: DCARaps, Daniel The Rapper, Epic Parodies Of Rap Battles, 8_Bit_Brony, Boris, Primetec, Dani, JustADarkVoid, Ryan Tillotson and Epic Video Game Rap Battlez

▼Lyrics▼
StampyLongNose: 00:21
Thinking you’ll Lee-d with your insults, this will be a Piece of Cake,
If Minecraft is Crazy, it wouldn't stop the series that you make
My videos are higher quality, quit beating around the Dead Bush
StampyLongNose is kicking this street rat in his Red Tush
These rhymes will hit so hard, they’ll send you Cat to the Future
Raps so cold like Henry,  even he has more humour
Here’s my Gamer’s Guide: stop your channel, hope that makes you useful
If I even hear you rap, there’s no Stamp of approval.

ExplodingTNT: 00:41
I'm rappin rhymes rapidly, happily, as if it were TNT
Justin Bieber’s less of a noob when facing a machinima “MC”
This stray cat will lose it’s head against the mouse in a war,
I pack a dimension of retorts. Better put away the torch.
Your chances of winning are as real as Minecraft circles
Raps more monotoned than Pink Sheep, but with these rhymes I’ll leave you Purple
Take a trip on my Lost Island, I can find it unlike your talent
I’ll make sure when I Hit this Target, that he’ll can it!

iBallisticSquid: 01:02
I got it, Stampy, I’ll be Machinima (mashing ya’) into 64 bits
Your rhymes are just cheesy, so go ahead, and eat it
Have you curled up in a Finball, so Stick With me, okay?
Making you an UglyDiaper with a really crappy day.
It won’t take any combination to know who will win
I’m Ballistic on the track, TNT pretends to 420 blaze it
This buck-toothed gamer’s videos are just plainly dull.
Screw you AND failboat, I will be chilling in my castle. 

Failboat: 01:22
Don’t worry friend. I’ll take them on, and my voice will be heard!
I’ll render your win as useless as an ore made of turds!
Nobody roasts you enough, you're still trying to kill Deadlox!
I’mma bring this down to 8-bit, more complex my way then Xbox!
You’re worse than his ideas, quit trying to be The Destroyer,
Leave minecraft to the pros, against you we’re Bacon Crafters!
You victory has been Notch’d. Uncle Failboot won now!
The fact is written in this pixel art. You're just as scary as a cow.

DanTDM: 01:42
Rollin in with my minecart, there’s no out rapping this gem!
Raps harder than a diamond, better call me TDM!
Crack you like a wooden boat, you're weaker than glass panes
How did you think you'd win? You have the word “fail” in your name! 
Leave you all skeletons, like Grim, with these diamond hard flows
‘Cause you all know my win is bigger than Trayaurus’ nose
Feelin blue Ballistic? ‘Cause you’ve lost this from the start
You failed this rap mini-game, and you don’t get a chance to restart.

It’s Jerry and Harry: 01:57
Welcome to our Fartlands. Because you are plainly screwed
If Videogames were in Minecraft, they’d be better than you 
It's Jerry, and Harry, you can’t step to us, blokes.
Because all your raps stink worse than our fart jokes!
You blow more than creepers, go ahead and stop your hissin’
You can barely step to us, with your horrible dissin’
When it comes to videos, TNT, give it a rest
‘Cause when it comes to Minecraft videos, OUR’S ARE THE BEST!

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Vladimyr P. as Freddy
Brodecai as 1999
Dani Frias as Naughty Bear

Mixed by: Vladimyr P.
Announcer by: Swoldow EVGRB

Fliqpy:
A war of rhymes? Don’t your dare! Or my rampage will come without a hitch!
The hallucinations are happening, and i see an icon that has no soul or wit!
With an un-bear-able attitude that Scott wanted kept watched by security guards!
And a murder-mystery-lore-story so open that it’s practically a purple house of cards!
The Tiger Bomb’s been dropped! This mouse will ka-boom! When i unleash sneaky acts of silence!
On this lesser of two evils, a Mime Mascot, who’s rusty rap already overShadows his golden violence!
Taking out a war-torn alter ego? All that pizza must be making your brain Nutty.
But killing a robot and his c hildish heart? Now THAT’S a good bloody double-whammy!

Freddy:
You can’t escape from the room of pain! Now this robotic entity will leave you deceased!
I’ll cover your body with the springs of rap, and leave your punctured body for the police!
Your lyrics will be bitten and spat back into your face more than 87 times.
Then you’ll be locked with your dog-chains and BCD’d for your animality crimes!
I do this by the book, you’ll be played like a game, then i’ll film the MondoMedia hate!
These silver eyes can see your final night, when your heart is pierced since you have no mate.
Cause you’re a lonely little attention seeker. A disco bear with a bigger HPD.
Don’t fight it Flippy, you're more scared of me, then your own war on PTSD.
 
Fliqpy:
Grr! At least I’m Still Alive, your nightmare of a franchise died in your sister's location!
And your fan-games with OC Disorder have been further ruining your reputation! 
Call this Friday the 13th, your pizzeria is contaminated, leaving all your customers to flee.
Wait until they become friends with me. I’LL HANG OUT WITH THEM ON A HAPPY TREE!

Freddy:
Being friends with you? Now THAT would be Lumpy! You’d chicken out if that challenge was faced!
Your show being alive Remains To Be Seen, since the entire thing is a toxic waste!
Want to avoid that? This is the call to make. Here’s a real rule to survive getting smothered:
Learn, if you don't fit inside this suit; it’ll be worse when a friend gets STUFFED INTO ANOTHER!

1999:
Hey kids, my name is Mr. Bear, and welcome to my cellar,
If you mail a letter to this address, you can find that I am way more killer
You may not have been invited Flippy, but there’s no need to gripe
I’ll still let you vitamin c your win: go down the drainage pipe
And Freddy, My camcorder will catch you being a sentient idiot
The gullible child inside you will be the replacement of Eliot
So come join me in canada's woods for more satanic crimes
Before i burn you both alive like the kids in 1999!

Naughty Bear:
So I see this letter of rhymes, returning this to sender will be deadly like poisoned cake!
Don’t get Cozy here, or you’ll be eaten by this venus-fly trap bear! You’ll Tremble and shake!
This isn’t Daddles birthday present, it’s the Giggling maniac bear with a Rhyme-PG!
Better run like that kid you killed, because this Naughty Time will leave you queasy!
Your Daddling now, being so cute, but once I give you a taste of my hammer,
You’ll be screaming like those other bears, and spinning like the blades of a mower!
Switch you out to Pokemon, you Un-Ted, Chubby, BEARs can save your breath!
Since I find a spoon chasing soup as entertaining as scaring you three to death!

Written by: DCARaps, Ryan Tillotson, Swoldow EVGRB, Vladimyr P. and Dani Frias

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