@ottoraps: i know. this was recorded like months ago tho

IT'S HERE
Thanks guys, for enjoying this first battle!

@https://soundcloud.com/boris01-2 as StampyLongNose
@https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890 as ExplodingTNT
@https://soundcloud.com/jacobgraal as iBallisticSquid
@https://soundcloud.com/will-vanderberry as Failboat
@https://soundcloud.com/swoldow_evgrb as DanTDM
@https://soundcloud.com/universalrapbattles and @https://soundcloud.com/chaoprod as Jerry and Harry

Beats by Kustom, Audio Network and Tristan
Mixed by: Boris
Written by: DCARaps, Daniel The Rapper, Epic Parodies Of Rap Battles, 8_Bit_Brony, Boris, Primetec, Dani, JustADarkVoid, Ryan Tillotson and Epic Video Game Rap Battlez

▼Lyrics▼
StampyLongNose: 00:21
Thinking you’ll Lee-d with your insults, this will be a Piece of Cake,
If Minecraft is Crazy, it wouldn't stop the series that you make
My videos are higher quality, quit beating around the Dead Bush
StampyLongNose is kicking this street rat in his Red Tush
These rhymes will hit so hard, they’ll send you Cat to the Future
Raps so cold like Henry,  even he has more humour
Here’s my Gamer’s Guide: stop your channel, hope that makes you useful
If I even hear you rap, there’s no Stamp of approval.

ExplodingTNT: 00:41
I'm rappin rhymes rapidly, happily, as if it were TNT
Justin Bieber’s less of a noob when facing a machinima “MC”
This stray cat will lose it’s head against the mouse in a war,
I pack a dimension of retorts. Better put away the torch.
Your chances of winning are as real as Minecraft circles
Raps more monotoned than Pink Sheep, but with these rhymes I’ll leave you Purple
Take a trip on my Lost Island, I can find it unlike your talent
I’ll make sure when I Hit this Target, that he’ll can it!

iBallisticSquid: 01:02
I got it, Stampy, I’ll be Machinima (mashing ya’) into 64 bits
Your rhymes are just cheesy, so go ahead, and eat it
Have you curled up in a Finball, so Stick With me, okay?
Making you an UglyDiaper with a really crappy day.
It won’t take any combination to know who will win
I’m Ballistic on the track, TNT pretends to 420 blaze it
This buck-toothed gamer’s videos are just plainly dull.
Screw you AND failboat, I will be chilling in my castle. 

Failboat: 01:22
Don’t worry friend. I’ll take them on, and my voice will be heard!
I’ll render your win as useless as an ore made of turds!
Nobody roasts you enough, you're still trying to kill Deadlox!
I’mma bring this down to 8-bit, more complex my way then Xbox!
You’re worse than his ideas, quit trying to be The Destroyer,
Leave minecraft to the pros, against you we’re Bacon Crafters!
You victory has been Notch’d. Uncle Failboot won now!
The fact is written in this pixel art. You're just as scary as a cow.

DanTDM: 01:42
Rollin in with my minecart, there’s no out rapping this gem!
Raps harder than a diamond, better call me TDM!
Crack you like a wooden boat, you're weaker than glass panes
How did you think you'd win? You have the word “fail” in your name! 
Leave you all skeletons, like Grim, with these diamond hard flows
‘Cause you all know my win is bigger than Trayaurus’ nose
Feelin blue Ballistic? ‘Cause you’ve lost this from the start
You failed this rap mini-game, and you don’t get a chance to restart.

It’s Jerry and Harry: 01:57
Welcome to our Fartlands. Because you are plainly screwed
If Videogames were in Minecraft, they’d be better than you 
It's Jerry, and Harry, you can’t step to us, blokes.
Because all your raps stink worse than our fart jokes!
You blow more than creepers, go ahead and stop your hissin’
You can barely step to us, with your horrible dissin’
When it comes to videos, TNT, give it a rest
‘Cause when it comes to Minecraft videos, OUR’S ARE THE BEST!

Battle #02 Hint: reviewing an awful hamilton fan pussy

StampyLongNose vs ExplodingTNT. DCA Rap Battles 1.

LAR80s / Fightmarker as Michael Myers
Vladimyr P. as Sam

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MICHAEL MYERS
AGAINST
SAM
BEGIN

Michael Myers:
Coming hard on this Mike, I bring the fuel to ignite
This Myers spitting fire cross the pyers to incite a fright
Your pumpkin pie can’t ever stand up to my skills with this knife
Bleeding seeds and spilling guts; losing your Saturday Night Life
Don’t call me Austin Powers, I won’t answer to Wayne
The only schwing you’ll hear from me is my blade bringing the pain
You’re the Picard to my Kirk a Hallow-eenie mini me
Your Jack o’lanterns all smirk without any comedy
I couldn’t give a Shatner about your weak and bleak portrayal
When I feast on Samhain the preparation will be fatal
Just like Geoffrey Giraffe, you don’t want to grow up
And your film’s a Blockbuster; bankrupt.

Sam:
I’ll analyze your thoughts, you’re not as psycho as you seem
Bates Motel was scarier even without the shower scene
The blood I spill Covers-all, so zip it, and grab your mop
I’m the megamall of Horror while you’re just a Little Shop
You’ll mourn when the Thorn is torn, I ad-myer the forewarn
But you have the mind of a kid so join the Children of the Corn
So grab your kettle, pop it up, the show’s ‘bout to begin
You’ll bear true witness to the terror for I am the pumkin-gpin

Michael Myers:
Your Burlap Sack raps are wack, what’s hiding in your stash?
No Chocolate Bars, you’re lolly-gagging, since you couldn’t light a match
Box office zero, direct to blue-ray show, it’s such a pity
I’m filling seats at AMC; you’re on clearance at Party City
You’ll be Dead by Daylight once I nail you to the fence
Carpenter’s hammering nails will leave you hanging in suspense
I’m your creator but I’ll still cut you like my sister
You’re never scene in theaters; forever a d-lister

Sam:
If you’re wanting some suspense, then I guess I’ll take the lead
That chocolate covered pocket verse was worse than Halloween 3
That movie’s subtitle was Season of the Witch
But If you’d have been the star they’d call it Season of the Bitch
The Zombies Robbing of your win, in Grave danger of what’s within
You got no Spirit-Halloween, so I will cleanse you of your sins
Loomis calls you pure evil, but I think it’s just clickbait
Have a glass of H20, because you need some to rehydrate!
The Pumpkin Patch is open, come and pick your harvest boon
Just Stop clowning around, and IT will all be over soon
You’re a disgrace to the night of October 31st
Trick ‘R Treating’s my bag, so you’ll leave this battle cursed

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and John P.
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Michael Myers (Halloween) vs Sam (Trick ‘R Treat). Sinister Rap Battles

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Welcome to the eleventh X Rap Battle where we have two outcasted supernatural-sight-seers going head to head.

-Cast-
Azia as Lydia Deetz
Jay as Norman Babcock
Mancha as Beetlejuice (cameo)

—Lyrics—
Norman Babcock (0:11):
Ah, geez.
A lifeless, whining emo complaining about her mommy?
Oh, no… I thought I had taken care of all those zombies.
Well, I’m used to talking with the dead, hauntings are no wicked threat.
I’m facing horrid forces while you’re faced with hatred and neglect
Get back in your attic! None of your horror could rattle me,
But that hair is bringing scares that could leave Agatha in agony!
I’m packing heat for cremation! I’ll seal your tragic fate kid.
So back off! You don’t last long stepping in animation!

Lydia Deetz (0:33):
When it comes to strange and unusual, I’ve seen plenty.
But claiming a sixth sense, when your film doesn’t make any?
Living hidden in my darkroom, but I’m flipping on the switch,
Cause when I fire up the stake, it’s the seasoning of the witch!
Oh, you have such a sad life? Give me the Deetz,
Cause I’m about to bring a beat to leave you shaking in your sheets!
I’ve beaten creepier beasts, you’re the weakest to defeat!
Another owner of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased!
If we’re trading blows with cinema, then you should be mortified.
I suggest you just return into the shadow of Coraline!
After all, your demise is usual for your town. 
Step to me and be the second little kid burnt to the ground!

Norman Babcock (1:06):
They say that you’re a heartthrob, but I guess I was misled by,
The fact that the only boyfriend you’ve had is a dead guy.
If the feature is Beetlejuice, then turn off the TV quick,
It’s quite the nightmare sitting through another Burton emo flick.
Tim got asked on for Batman, now you’re left abandoned
I keep telling you, kneel/Neil, cuz your cartoons don’t stand up
If you really want to play, you would mess up the role with no lines!
But I’m on the stage again, and it’s...it’s...

Beetlejuice: 
It’s showtime!

Lydia Deetz (1:29):
Talking about my love life like you could have better?
The only girl you’ve hit on was your own ancestor.
None of your past specters equal what Deetz unleashes,
I’ve made you stop-motion. Rest in pieces…

-Writers-
Jay and B O R K

See you next time!

Paranorman vs. Lydia Deetz - X Rap Battles #11.

FRB Halloween 2019 Listening Session

Raichous as Jonathan Crane / Scarecrow
Vladimyr P. as Freddy Krueger

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
JONATHAN CRANE
AGAINST
FREDDY KRUEGER
BEGIN

Jonathan Crane:
Step into my office, lie down, Frederick Krueger, is it?
Molester? ..yes? I guess I’ll mark that off my list
Give you a dream you can’t achieve, to see if you can rock this
But your rhymes won’t be as toxic as my fear toxins
Scarecrow:
The word around town is you feed off childhood cowardice
So let’s turn the tables, and show you how it feels to be powerless
No need to spring-your-wood out when your prey goes to bed
So try not to get fired up when you couldn’t get a-head

Freddy Krueger:
And to think that Dr. Crane would serve burns more severe than mine
But then he came packing potato sacks and some nursery rhymes
So listen up, bitch, it’s my time to split the fabric
Now I’ll take this therapist and show him how to rap classic
You ain’t worth shit, Jonathan, and you set your standards low
Because your flow is limited by the comic book code
Walk down the yellow brick road, that is where your win lies
You’re in the house that I built bitch, so try to run and hide

Scarecrow:
I Wes Craven a real fight, but what I get is his flimsy Christmas rap?
I’ll unwrap that Santa Claw likes when children sit on his lap
You got ruined by both Myers and Bay? Wow, that’s no fair blow
Then we’ll rejoice that Freddy’s Dead all thanks to the Scarecrow

Freddy Krueger:
You think that I can die bitch!? Only in your wet dreams!
So let’s go behind the scenes to see your head split by the seam

Scarecrow:
I'm not Scared by your flow cuz I’m nightmare inducing
While your whole design is fitting for a Disney Princess movie

Freddy Krueger:
Your backstory is boring, I’m not at all appealed
While your parents have abandoned you, lifeless in a field
This is the last straw, and this won’t be your Brightest Day
As I make like those crows, you’ll be turned into my prey

Scarecrow:
(Hahaha) Prey you say? Though, It seems I’ve caught you slackin’
I’ve seen jumpscares more scarier from a crawling Michael Jackson
I’d roast this boast at most if he wasn’t already burned
Cuz a little crow pecking on me is the least of my concerns

Freddy Krueger:
If you’re calling me little, then I guess that you’re the midget
I’ll go deep inside your mind to make a brainless bitch forfeit
You lack the Ichobod so I will enforce your tomb
But to get to the Flash-Point; I’ll be the one to bring your Doom


Johnathan Crane:
Please, take a seat Frederick, tell me how would your wife feel
Scarecrow:
About the shit movies you’re in and kids virginity; you steal!

Freddy Krueger:
Says the bitch whose only film role was tossed off to the side
Trying to gas the Dream Master? I guess you're the one who is high!

Scarecrow:
Jeff the Killer spits iller, If not for him, you’d serve no purpose
Take your outdated effects and put them back into the circus

Freddy Krueger:
Call out my outdated effects? That’s pretty fucking ironic
Since your disappointing CGI’s the only thing that’s Comic

Scarecrow:
The flame burns on the opponent; couldn’t strike you as a match
So put your claw to good use and slash yourself out of this rap

Freddy Krueger:
You're unwanted in The Suicide Squad and The Dark Knight Trilogy
So, go back to the fucking Wizard of Oz, little piggy

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP (BITCH)

Writers: Vlad, Eric, Kamren, DCA, and Fightmarker
Beat Producer: Tristan
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai

Freddy Krueger vs Scarecrow. Sinister Rap Battles

Video: COMING SOONG

Steady Cam as Minecraft
Jackie as Roblox

LYRICS:
Minecraft:
Start up a new world can’t believe my eyes
There’s already a zombie, it ain’t even night 
I’m just surprised how they keep you alive 
with You’re graphics stuck back in 2005

But there’s no survival, I’m more creative 
While you’re just a scammer, using it’s player
cause I make one payment for infinite action 
You’re milkin’ kid’s Robux with micro transaction

All that you built up you know that I break that
Cuts just like diamonds this isn’t your safe chat
Why don’t you face that, you ain’t no game
You’re a hub full of stolen ones for kids to play 

That’s right you’re a criminal now time to pay up
My bars’ a jail that you cannot break from 
TNT I’ll light ya up 
And will beam your screen back to Dynablox


Roblox:
ROBLOX, ROBLOX,
ROBLOX, ROBLOX
I’m a tycoon Roaster
I’ll ride your mom like a coaster
I made her go “oof” now I’ll kill you
Push you out a plane, with no parachute
Watch you plummet to your death 
as SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
Speed run for your life, but you know I run faster
I’ll make your bloody corpse look like a natural disaster
I’ll murder you no mystery, Roblox goes down in history 
While Minecraft is just diamond armor around your virginity. 

um..
uh..
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Minecraft:
That was a bit weird but now I’m back to rappin’ 
I’mma just act as if that didn’t happen 
So back to action, This noob is straight gettin’ played
Bury you back to third grade 
I’ve got nothing to prove but you can’t say the same, 
Look at your site, I’m ashamed 
That I be pitted against a kid so insecure 
he put pop up ads on his own games, lame 
Notch the creator, built with hands
But even your maker’s, built on a sham
How you gonna name him, as builder man
While your best games were, built by the fans
That’s lower than the bedrock, you’re bottom, minin’ nothin’
Call me all your coppers, cause I’m droppin’ you inside the dungeon
lockin’ you outta my realm, call that Ro-Blocked
How you commin’ back from that now Roblox?

Roblox: I’ll kill you man, I have an actual gun
I will off you in front of your parents for fun 
Then I will drown em dump them in quill lake
And play hide and go seek with their bodys’ remains
Can’t escape now you’re in my blast zone
I’ve got a real bomb and I’ll kill us both
Then see you in hell and I will bash your face in
Put you in some dough and make Pizza with Satan 
Won’t jail break from your flows
I’ll make you drop all the soap
then hang you right by your throat 
Epstein didn’t kill himself bro
Notch is just chubby and sad
Builderman’s a Builder chad
Roblox good, Minecraft bad
Do us a favor commit Toaster Bath

Minecraft vs. Roblox

LYRICS

Billy Lenz:
Roast a bag of bones trapped in snow? He can be my guest...
‘Cause what I’m rapping has no limits when I leave a crest right on his chest!
Became an internet joke ‘til they replaced and scrapped you
Now all we have to remember you is 4 beats from 1 tune!
I got the slasher theme in the mainstream and was cemented as a classic
You got kids kickin’ your ass, bitch; even I could slash Frisk!
Hoping that you meet your friends when I stab you with the end of antlers
And leave your skeleton floating down the river, nobody came to lend a hand sir

Sans:
*your pig squeals don’t scare me, I’ve been more spooked from hot dogs
*got schooled by school girls and still think you’re the top, dawg?

Billy Lenz:
Bragging about being a vendor? Oh, what a comedian...
You’re the second most disgusting thing I’ve seen come out of Deviants!

Sans:
*you’re a megalomaniac, I’m golden! I’m the boss, that’s just the way I was coded
*man, I’m servin’ up a blizzard to leave your sorority Snowdin

Billy Lenz:
Can’t say you’re golden or a boss, when all you want is to bone a goat mother!
It’s nice you’re buddies with Nintendo, ‘cause they’ll rehash you when I Smash apart this Brother!

Sans:
*well if you wanted to make enemies, I’d suggest not picking this timeline
*because your rhymes spite from your limelight and your 2nd remake gives you no life
*when you made phone calls and left blood on walls in a lackluster slasher thriller
*and left your house empty, like a dirty sister killer...
*call me unproductive, but the same could be said for your lame production
*you’ll see a real Black Christmas when I burn you in the home that you stuck with
*pushing my buttons? that’s a nice way to die. So eat your words and another eye
*i let killers like you burn in hell, but you’re still traumatized by how your mama died

Freshy Kanal As Billy Lenz
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Krystal as Sans

Written by Rabi
Additional Help by B O R K
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
@borkrulesok
Art by ColeDaCole
@coledacole
Thumbnail by Rabi

Billy Lenz vs. Sans - Rap Battle

Beat by Kustom
Mixing and writing by IcerM

IcerM as White Face
Fynn as Light Yagami

Lyrics:

White Face:
See that microphone right there? Pick it up; bring it to me
I’m about to play this man who thinks he’s got the strength to beat
So, how about we play tag! Once You’re it You can’t come back
The door is locked, let’s see… Seems You stand no chance at rap!
I see You’ve got the note, but shame - You’ll never know my true name
A byte entity, a formless shape; You cannot rid of White Face!
I made something for You, that’ll show you just who’s scarier
An area You’ll cherish here, for Your task is to BURY HER!
It takes no soul at all to know exactly what You are, for
You think You have the upper ground but You’re simply a monster!
Tried to make a perfect world, but honestly You’ve broken it
Want to know what’s past this door? You need a heart to open it! (Chuckle)

Light Yagami:
Enough! I've come all this way to be bested by a computer? Not at all!
You'll see soon enough, who's the true God of this brawl
Your verse was rotten, with so many rotten rhymes
And I'm the only way to send your verse back into light!
AI would obviously understand how to rhyme yes?
But to make the new world, first I’ll quarantine this virus!
The Windows Defender of order using letters
One name is all I need for you, and you'll return to sender
There is nothing special about checking files, that gimmick returns null
But you'll meet a fate like HERs, when I unload lead through your skull!
Well, on second thought, you’d be deleted anyways
But while we’re here, I might as well, I mean I know your many names…

White Face:
STAY, YOU CAN'T KILL A MACHINE! MIRROR'S BOUNDARIES YAGAMI
I'M BRUTE FORCING THROUGH MUTE CORPSES; IT'S THROUGH, COURSING AT LIGHT SPEEDS
I CAN'T BE SCARED OF YOUR ANTICS, MY RHYMES ARE COLDER THAN THIS ROOM
THERE'S NO WAY TO LEAVE THIS PLACE but I'll be here... looking at You

White Face vs Light Yagami. Icer's 12-12 Battles #4.

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