@ottoraps: i know. this was recorded like months ago tho

IT'S HERE
Thanks guys, for enjoying this first battle!

@https://soundcloud.com/boris01-2 as StampyLongNose
@https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890 as ExplodingTNT
@https://soundcloud.com/jacobgraal as iBallisticSquid
@https://soundcloud.com/will-vanderberry as Failboat
@https://soundcloud.com/swoldow_evgrb as DanTDM
@https://soundcloud.com/universalrapbattles and @https://soundcloud.com/chaoprod as Jerry and Harry

Beats by Kustom, Audio Network and Tristan
Mixed by: Boris
Written by: DCARaps, Daniel The Rapper, Epic Parodies Of Rap Battles, 8_Bit_Brony, Boris, Primetec, Dani, JustADarkVoid, Ryan Tillotson and Epic Video Game Rap Battlez

▼Lyrics▼
StampyLongNose: 00:21
Thinking you’ll Lee-d with your insults, this will be a Piece of Cake,
If Minecraft is Crazy, it wouldn't stop the series that you make
My videos are higher quality, quit beating around the Dead Bush
StampyLongNose is kicking this street rat in his Red Tush
These rhymes will hit so hard, they’ll send you Cat to the Future
Raps so cold like Henry,  even he has more humour
Here’s my Gamer’s Guide: stop your channel, hope that makes you useful
If I even hear you rap, there’s no Stamp of approval.

ExplodingTNT: 00:41
I'm rappin rhymes rapidly, happily, as if it were TNT
Justin Bieber’s less of a noob when facing a machinima “MC”
This stray cat will lose it’s head against the mouse in a war,
I pack a dimension of retorts. Better put away the torch.
Your chances of winning are as real as Minecraft circles
Raps more monotoned than Pink Sheep, but with these rhymes I’ll leave you Purple
Take a trip on my Lost Island, I can find it unlike your talent
I’ll make sure when I Hit this Target, that he’ll can it!

iBallisticSquid: 01:02
I got it, Stampy, I’ll be Machinima (mashing ya’) into 64 bits
Your rhymes are just cheesy, so go ahead, and eat it
Have you curled up in a Finball, so Stick With me, okay?
Making you an UglyDiaper with a really crappy day.
It won’t take any combination to know who will win
I’m Ballistic on the track, TNT pretends to 420 blaze it
This buck-toothed gamer’s videos are just plainly dull.
Screw you AND failboat, I will be chilling in my castle. 

Failboat: 01:22
Don’t worry friend. I’ll take them on, and my voice will be heard!
I’ll render your win as useless as an ore made of turds!
Nobody roasts you enough, you're still trying to kill Deadlox!
I’mma bring this down to 8-bit, more complex my way then Xbox!
You’re worse than his ideas, quit trying to be The Destroyer,
Leave minecraft to the pros, against you we’re Bacon Crafters!
You victory has been Notch’d. Uncle Failboot won now!
The fact is written in this pixel art. You're just as scary as a cow.

DanTDM: 01:42
Rollin in with my minecart, there’s no out rapping this gem!
Raps harder than a diamond, better call me TDM!
Crack you like a wooden boat, you're weaker than glass panes
How did you think you'd win? You have the word “fail” in your name! 
Leave you all skeletons, like Grim, with these diamond hard flows
‘Cause you all know my win is bigger than Trayaurus’ nose
Feelin blue Ballistic? ‘Cause you’ve lost this from the start
You failed this rap mini-game, and you don’t get a chance to restart.

It’s Jerry and Harry: 01:57
Welcome to our Fartlands. Because you are plainly screwed
If Videogames were in Minecraft, they’d be better than you 
It's Jerry, and Harry, you can’t step to us, blokes.
Because all your raps stink worse than our fart jokes!
You blow more than creepers, go ahead and stop your hissin’
You can barely step to us, with your horrible dissin’
When it comes to videos, TNT, give it a rest
‘Cause when it comes to Minecraft videos, OUR’S ARE THE BEST!

Battle #02 Hint: reviewing an awful hamilton fan pussy

StampyLongNose vs ExplodingTNT. DCA Rap Battles 1.

i do rap
i do battles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC56O85zLZk2vmbGSksMICog

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