hot af. <3 hope i can be in another soon! both zander and jacob did great and the writing's great, too!

"orbitars" I was actually pretty close. also holy shit this is amazing. i really like the idea and the lyrics. I'll give it to Percy on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrWeliK4fk

Awesome battle! only problem i have is that Pit feels kinda monotone which isn't really what he is like in the game. But the lyrics, beat, and Jacob as Percy was really good!

Great battle R! Beat was very catchy, mixing was good, and audio was great except for the fact that Peers kinda sounded a little emotionless, but other than that this was very impressive. I hope the next battle will be as good as this or even better! 😀 

Those are some really lovely lyrics. I'm not a fan of that portrayal of Pit though. It sounds very emotionless and out of character for me. Otherwise lovely work.

I don't really understand why this battle is ranked as your best but thats probably because I've not read the PJ books or played Kid Icarus. Zander as Pit is bad, even in the second verse he sounded emotionless. I had no issues with Jacob as Percy. Mixing is good, but that's to be expected from Jacob :)

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20High%20Stakes.mp3
Written By: Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Raichous
Raichous as Shaggy
RaccoonBroVA As Brock
Additional Help By Raichous


Shaggy:

Scoob! Go grab the snacks! Like, this’ll be fast!
When Shaggy is starting a rap, Like, you’ll lose to him faster than Ash!
I’ve gone against werewolves, and zombies, and ghosts! Like, I’ll leave a tagalong pounded
I find it ironic, your ace was an Onix, but you’re the one that’s getting Ground-ed!
You claim you have rock hard defenses, but don't have the stones to offend
Gave your last badge to a kid who cheated you in a fight when he was ten
And how did your story end? Replaced by a cilantro copy
With your chances of landing the cop or the nurse, in the nicest of  terms, being “Rocky”
While my series ain’t stopping. Like, I paved the way in animation!
The only thing your show’s leading in, is kid’s hospitalization
Over the years, portrayals were racey. Maybe I should be battling Tracy
You’ll need more than pebbles to faze me. There’s no dodging when you face me!

Brock:

Sorry Shaggy, but your tactics really had no effect
As a gym leader, I’m in charge of putting newbies in check
Think that you’re tough? Stop lying, man. You spend the whole mystery crying, man
So if flooding with flow’s your entire plan? Too bad I’ll be safe with my drying pan!
The OG rolling from Kanto! Your solo shows never finish.
If only you could Get a Clue. Your fanbase has quickly diminished.
You’re running from rubber masks. I throw myself into danger
I met with Dittos and mimes, but Denver’s clone’s still stranger!
And I bide my time, you’re rushing for cover to hide
Try as you might, you’ll end up greener than Hyde!
Can’t burn me, I’ve got Guts. I’m taking every attack
Think that you’ll earn my badge? You’ll have to be Boulder than that

Shaggy:

Your raps are ghost types, man. Completely see through
The way this Creeper acts, man, he’s on the verge of a “me too!”
So take defeat dude! Your traveling partners don’t need you!
Especially when it would take only like one percent of my power to beat you!
The sleuthing student moving though straight from the 60s
This dumb fiend may be 15, but ends up looking 50!
So try and hit, your disses miss me, listen to my voice
Like, I’m so amazing, I could beat you with one Zoinks!

Brock:

Your spitting is weak, no surprise though. I could beat this freak with my eyes closed.
Your WB’s Super High joke. I’m Bulldozing you with these tight flows!
His peers and his parents can’t stand him. Constant emotional damages.
I’m helping conquer gods while Rogers is conquering sandwiches!
You gluttonous Munchlax, you’d chomp through anything to get your fill
I studied Pokemon medicine, I’m an expert at things that are ill
From Lillard to West, your films are a mess, so testing me is a poor play
Hide behind the Blue Falcon, 'cause rapping isn't your Forte

Shaggy Vs. Brock

JustGamer as Toru Iwatani 
RaccoonBroVA as Alexey Pajitnov 
RNG as the Announcer

Written by Oofie, RNG, MaviKartal2003, Dilly, KCToons, Pixel Chris, and Chandler_CCRB
Additional writing help by: Shimario
Mixed and mastered by Oofie	
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat edited and re-arranged by Oofie
Tetris theme re-created by Evrywunzf8vrite
Pac-Man instruments by Oofie
Demo by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude, and Snakebite126

Toru Iwatani 
Press start in a fight with Toru? I assure you, I made the scene
If you wanna give your 2 cents, slot them into my game machine
Trying to run tracks through writing, as if you're some Ridge Racer
But now you’re being written on, like it’s your parents’ divorce papers
Got launched from the Soviets, just another cash grab block game
Yet you lost the top Notch status with Mojang’s mojo drop, dang!
I've turned pizza to pie charts, while Ls you're known to drop 
Mounting this brawl will leave you a loss, along with your son off

Alexey Pajitnov 
Think you're gaming’s OG? I set the revolutionary high bars
You and I aren’t even close to each other, just like your eyes are
The wacka-wacka-wack raps you spat are just hard to swallow
With your ghoul fellows, it's no surprise you're see-through and hollow
Even my pieces aren’t as blocky as the CG in your show is, man
You got that inky blinky pengame, sounds like it was ghostwritten
Though gotta hand it to you for the most-slotted game, it's a true fact
But you'll flip birds when even your own creation wouldn't even love you back!

Toru Iwatani 
Break off your blocks like it’s Gee Bee, leave you more green than the GB 
From arcade machines to your TV. When it comes to gaming, I’m beastly!
You can’t compare to my legacy, spawned countless crowds, looked upon me
Spilling the T more than your parity, patching you off like your home country!
I’m blasting off like the cathedral; you'll see, Pajitnov, we’re not equals
I gotta Hatris off, your work’s lethal; with your tactless thoughts like Pokhilko
The Iwatani from the Atari; your recent games have been no fun
I’ve got 99 problems with Tetris but this bitch ain’t one!

Alexey Pajitnov 
I'll turn the page like your textbooks, now who are you trying to fool?
Dropped out of Namco to teach, yet couldn't drop lines to get me schooled
You've appealed to the female crowd, but nothing is worth to boast it
When a flick based on your Pixels leaves all the theatre rooms ghosted!
Get on my level, dude! 256 bars is not needed for me to crash you
This will be your second failed Ghost Adventure you cannot pass through!
Easily got your boat rocked; while myself have my champion ship docked
As you’ve received ass kickings I Packed, man, from Russia with love! (Ugh)

Alexey Pajitnov vs Toru Iwatani - Rap Clash!

This is for my friend Shimario.

Jofinity as Blank Room Soup.AVI
Snakebite126 as Who Wants Gnaw On Human Bones

Beat by: Surce 
Written by: Trakked
Thumbnail and Mixing by: Jort

Battle:

Blank Room Soup.AVI:
Better get your spoons ready, what I'm 'bout to spit is hot
I'll rip the meat off of your bones and then add it to the pot
I reside in the deepest darkest depths of the web
You survive through recommendations hitting your head
You're nothing but blubber; got no substance in your vid
While I'm making kids shudder just thinking 'bout what I did
Caused trauma for years; you're overshadowed by a Pilot
Put a black bar over that mouth; and now you’re silent
You're just a marshmallow that I'll be roasting on my plate
Went from horror to humor; now degrading is your fate
It's pretty rough; if you think your fat suit makes you tough,
Then I'll rip out the stuffing and turn this battle into snuff

Who Wants Gnaw On Human Bones: 
Who wants to gnaw on human bones? I do.
It's about time that I'm stopping your lies, too
With that oversized head, I would think you have a brain
But going against me only shows that you're insane
I give treats to beasts everyday
I'm gonna have a feast on this beat, you'll decay
You've faded, you're tasteless and basic like your soup
I'm defacing RayRay and his lame gray group
Unlike your fake-ass story, I leave people in shock
So who has the bigger spoon? It seems it's King Bach!
Here's a lesson for this captor; I'm done beating your ass
I suggest you exit the room; and go outside and touch some grass

Blank Room Soup.avi vs. Who Wants To Gnaw on Human Bones - DWRB

In today's battle the son of poseidon, Percy Jackson squares off against Palutena's captain, Pit in order to see who's the superior hero.

Jacob Graal as Percy Jackson
Zander Peers as Pit
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Beat prod by Dansonn
Flowtest by Tuna
Mixed by Jacob Graal
Written by R the Writer


Percy:
The son of Poseidon bring ill tidings to this washed-up imbecile 
I've taken on giants and titans, compared to them you're Pit-iful
In a rap battle I'm scoring hard, riptide leaves you with morbid scars 
Take your weapon have it torn apart, whether it's arms, cannons or orbitars
Servant of light, to fight this, you certainly lack brightness
As your future turns dark, after mere minutes you're flightless
This kid can't hold a candle to the flow that I've channeled
You require constant guidance, no wonder you're in a handheld

Pit:
I'm not impressed by your verse, although I am fairly bothered
Talking tough when all you did was bite off Harry Potter
And while I may be in need of some guidance on my journeys
when humanity needs a hero, I deliver like I'm Hermes 

Percy:
It's a shame you stopped the reset bombs, that verse could use a redo
Don't need styx or stones to break your bones, a single strike could beat you
This trial of rap's one you can't surpass, regardless of your errant ploys  
Let your twin bellow the insults and stick to being an errand boy

Pit:
I'm far from finished now, it's clear to me, my win is destiny
Spilling this fiend's blood like a cauldron, he hasn't any intensity
Still at the top of my game, but I sea you've taken a dive
Into obscurity like your RPG, as Chase begins to thrive
I'm an oracle in this cypher, for I've prophesied your danger
Since you're a reckless demigod acting like a force of nature
The lighting thief left empty-handed, lost both his thunder and his glory
But what more could I expect from a drawn out bedtime story?

(Next Battle Essence of Combat ft.Brodecai)

Pit Vs Percy Jackson - Rap Battle

Dilly as Ralphie
Jughead as Kevin

Ralphie Parker
The Les Incompetont wannabe shouldn’t trifle
With the hero who has a Red Ryder action model rifle
Taking my aim, your traps will never save you for good
And I’ll protect your family better than you ever could!
You’re so unmemorable you were left behind when they travelled
Like your third movie, “believe it” you’re cancelled! 
The sheriff spits cold like a flagpole, you’re stuck!
But your twitter? Come on man, what the fudge?

Only I didn’t say fudge.

Kevin McCallister
*clears throat* This is my house, and I have to defend it!
You’ll have to wash your sheets...Wet Bandit!
Since there’s only one month that people watch your movie,
When it comes to rap- Kevin’s gonna kill Ralphie!
You’re spitting so fowl, those dogs might steal your verse too
What kind of Bad Santa would supply you with a bunny suit
My box office against yours? Now that’s just criminal
So decode this diss rap, you filthy animal

Battle Bytes

Ralphie Parker vs Kevin McCallister. Battle Bytes #21

Fuck it, new audio (Happy Halloween!)

Matthew Thomas as Wii Are Twisted
Vladimyr P. as AzuraiTemcev
Juliauna R. as Cass

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
CONSOLE ME
VERSUS
WII ARE TWISTED
BEGIN!

Wii are Twisted:
Alright readers, what you will be reading today
I think it’s time to teach a new way to play: the hard way
Unplug that text-to-speech box, lob it to attack hard
That brick’ll surely leave a mark: Red Ring of wack bars
I’ll be tossing out raps, with lack of Safety Straps
It’s pretty sad you made a girlfriend out of bargain bin scrap
I’ve seen less of brats choking in these Twisted games 
In the end, it’ll be MY voice driving you insane!

AzuraiTemcev:
I guess Link’s slashes aren’t all that provokes screams
Your sluggish lines are more slow than a hacked control scheme
Raze you faster than BlazBlue, that I’m dead-set
Enough from me, have some words from the girl in the headset
Cass:
The name’s Cass, trapped inside this virtual toy
Cheats won’t be needed to one-shot unstable employees
Borderlands is squat next to what you’ll be put through
AzuraiTemcev & Cass:
Wii are Rap Slayers. Wii are Winners. NOT You Too.

Wii are Twisted:
Hearing this tired same story’s inspired my life a new era
Your shit “peril” is doing less scaring than a disk error
My head is throbbing from this game crap, I’ll have a lay down later
When I’m from this nerd and Overly Attached Game Player

AzuraiTemcev:
Thanks for altering the game, victory is now mine!
Not surprised you’re aching, frankly you lost your damn mind!
But, I can’t shake this odd feeling, my consciousness is losing
What’s going on? Cass...what are you doing?

Cass:
A double cross was forthcoming when my plan was complete
You’ve been drilling on my patience, and now it’s time to Unleash
You losers won’t be missing much with the lives you were living with
Ain’t talking Elder Scrolls when I say you’ll like Oblivion
I’ll be Disposing of Garbage like this boy’s Sonic toys
Design for SEGA? Honestly, you’re better off unemployed
Console-t Me, for data in this plain world of white
This will be your new lives, no use fighting, Azurai
We Pay this prison Forward, best say your farewells
As I tear you from this world, leaving two fleshy shells
Some Ordinary Gamers lost their lives with their wits
BEGINNING TRANSITION OF TWO KIDS INTO SUBJECTS 5 AND 6

Written by: MultiSuperVids
Beat by: Audio Network

Console Me vs Wii Are Twisted. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta.

Vladimyr P. as The Babadook
Brodecai as Bughuul
Aperturescience as Child 1 (Girl)
Vlad as Child 2 (Boy)

WELCOME TO A SINISTER….. 
AGAINST
THE BABADOOK
BEGIN

The Babadook (0:28):
Let’s open up the book to turn to a new chapter
It’s Mister Babadook and I always be looking dapper
Your strange appearance Bugs me; but since it’s in a look
Your pornographic side really makes a baba-shook
Let’s Boogey, Boogeyman, the night lights highlight my spite to devour
As I bring the fright to Babylonian Times, I command you to cower from the power
No matter, those cheap gimmicks are something I can’t cruci-fix
The only things Sinister are your shit movies streaming on Netflix
I’ll show my Shadow Side, wielding nothing but the mic
I’ll be right by your bedside with foresight that views victories dreamlike
Mine sparkles moonlight, damp wood is what you ignite
I may be Kent’s creation, but I spit like it’s your Kryptonite

Bughuul (1:11):
Try and Face your Rappers’ Side? I find that to be absurd
You find Pride in your words; but stu-stu-stuttering is all I’ve heard
The Ba-Ba-Babadook is coming; out the closet, how sadistic
What I spit is Candle-Lit, while your whole plot is horrific
What you dispersed were crooked rhymes, Hell’s kitchen meals are what I cook
I’ll forever smoke a smartie when Slender’s brother shares your look
I’m the king of rap tracks, you’re just my pathetic paralysis demon
And it’s no wonder you hid in the closet to use a boy’s PJ’s to catch your semen

The Babadook (1:39):
(Wha?) Those rhymes puzzled me, I guess Baba Is You
But honestly, I think I could get used to changing the rules
I’ll drown Bughuul in a pool of his own blood to make it cruel
Because that verse was more cancer than nicotine in a Juul
You may think you’re tough stuff when your kiddies kicks are pumped up
But you seem to belong in the TikTok of Martha Dumptrucks
This bloke couldn’t murder a beat if the gates of debates had forever been open
And my spoken words will leave you chokin’ as I break the beat to leave you broken

Bughuul (2:07):
You must be Fried-kin if you thought you could frighten me
I mean, you took the childhood away from ZackCMRB
Your rap attacks are stale; I’m literally on fire
I make the children hail, as you spit out pacifiers
Child 1 (Girl):
I cause casualties when I rap, as sharp as the axe when I spit this tragedy
What makes you think I can’t murder a beat when I up and murdered my own family
Child 2 (Boy):
You’ll never be OK, Boomer, when your win is non-existent
Can’t call yourself an evil-doer, since you’ve never existed
Bughuul:
We spit spiritual rhymes, you just spit it for the spite
It’s like my children invented you… Oh wait, that’s right!
I’ll dismantle your scandal, they’ll call you baba ghanoush
And you’ll end up like that family; hung from a noose

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, IcerM, and Freshy Kanal
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by JoseMaster

The Babadook vs Bughuul. Sinister Rap Battles

Bughuul vs The Babadook. Sinister Rap Battles

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

Yeah, I don't really have an intro for this. This rap battle was planned and written back in early May of this year and officially scrapped late September. I've decided to release the scrapped audio for this if you want to enjoy. And if you really want a Danganronpa battle, I'll be releasing one soon, whenever it's done being in the writing phase. 

REASONS FOR SCRAPPING:
- Involvement from people who I'd rather not name writing the majority of this (because I had not played Danganronpa yet)
- Overall not proud of the audio or writing

To the va's, I thank you sincerely for lending your voices for this project.

Lyrics, cast, and credits: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ACceXVqq9MDw-0iaLjthRg0tNKknm8mYld3HXBAQ404/edit?usp=sharing

I'll have a new battle coming later this week

20.00 [SCRAPPED RAP BATTLE] Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa) vs Pidge (Voltron)

Do I even need to say it?

Beat Production: Call Me G
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker
Written By: Eric The Audible
Voice Work: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:
Mitchell:
In the 80s see a man self-made
With a family, proud in the USA
Today, I still show kids how games are played
But I got my two cents and I’m leaving the arcade

Don’t need the stats to see how bad you dropped
How are you gonna get mad over the 16th slot?
As a teen I recorded my first high-score
You’re screaming at teens for attention, like GEORGE

Yeah I took the gaming scene and put a face on it
You took the color green  just put a face on it 
Can’t speedrun this track when I forged your path man
Mitchell will perfect a bitch - like Pacman

Dream:
In this verse, I’ll catch a cease and desist
From a man saving face because he’s an egotist
And if you enjoy watching this dude destroy
His career, leave a like ‘cause it helps my vids

Now you, I’m not exactly the type to gloat
But I could match your fame with a single upload
And if you wonder why you sank and I float
Well just cause you can’t hit me doesn’t mean we’re in the same boat

AYO, looks like your stuck in a manhunt
Every ref should be put into handcuffs
All according to plan but, you got enraged cause
This ain’t a  problem that you can tape up

I’m making content that you could never emulate
You made the scene but I literally changed the game
Statistics twist my dreams to reality
Take out your fistful of quarters, Twin Galaxy

Central Rap Battles: Billy Mitchell vs. Dream

yes the connection is cocky and overly arrogant arch rivals of major characters that are also carbon copies of their counterparts hhadfhgad

ive wanted to use squilliam for the longest time and this matchup popped into my head and i thought it was the funniest thing so i decided to make it a battle hello

is this a shitpost? you decide!!!!! ;)


Kamren as Scrappy-Doo
Alex as Squilliam Fancyson

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
Written & Mixed by Alex

Squilliam Fancyson:
Oh my, why would I be called on for such a verbal bout?
Don’t NEED my pounds of wealth to help attack him
Skipping pleasantries, I’ll steal the catchphrase out your mouth 'fore you can HAVE it---
Lemme At ‘Em! (heh, heh, heh, heh.)
Jousting around with a knock-off, I’m an icon of high caliber
A high tier-battler leaving 50% legacies shattered
I pile in stacks, kinda hot shit, rolling in hot checks
‘Gainst a poor puppy dog with Napoleon Complex!


Scrappy-Doo:
Lookie, Scoob! 
Squilliam has his “Fancy” Tentacles in a bunch
Rollin’ up the seven deadly sins all into one
The lengths you go to make a point? Disgusting, misleading
Be glad your college is fake! You’re nowhere CLOSE to prestigious!
And those fashion statements, what gives?! Agh, here’s a tip!
Shave that caterpillar on your head...or drop it down above your lip!
You’re a fraud, a mock; the only ‘geek’ in your nonexistent band
Hiring fake friends with your pounds of cash
This Octo-puss needs a helping hand
‘Cause he’s the textbook definition of an antithesis
Yet it’s easy to to see why your friendless and Squidward isn’t
‘Cause Dough just don’t buy no happiness, William
If you can’t take critical words, don’t give ‘em

Squilliam Fancyson:
If you’re the ratings savior, the bar’s set a bit low
If a Mini-me rolled up trying to save a whole show
A Hanna-Barberic attempt at a villainous presence
Take a lesson from the best: EARN being respected
Go on biting my ankles, I’m used to plebes groveling at my feet
Dangle scooby snacks in front of your face
Make a Dane kiss my rings
You’re trash. And believe me, I pick up littering
You’ll be shouting ‘uncle’, 
and yes, I mean that literally.

Scrappy-Doo:
My Puppy Power’s unaffected by narcissists
Who use social status as a bargaining chip; never reaching armistice
A habitual liar going histrionic when he dares
Newsflash! Ab-so-lute-ly no one CARES!
Your plans’ll be foiled again and you’ll be in shambles
I’m not SURPRISED you own a casino; battlin’ me was a gamble!
So take your cheap suit, crooked grin and hike it
Maybe keep your loss like all you brag about, heheh.... PRIVATE.

Squilliam Fancyson vs. Scrappy-Doo // Alex's Rap Battles #10

I write things, this is mostly for my battles though.

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