This smells like c rap spirit cause I can't understand it. (Haha  Nirvana joke.)

They were voth so good i dont know who won.

Sorry for the delay for the rap battle. :(

Stofferex as Sally
Justin Buckner as Eyeless Jack

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
SALLY
VS
EYELESS JACK
BEGIN

Sally:
Hello there stranger, do you wanna play a game?
It’s called “Pin the knife on the piñata” prepare to feel pain
I’m all alone everyday, but I don’t freaking care
Since you’re just a guy who wears a mask, I’m not even that scared
Peek-a-boo! I see you in that grave I put you in
I can kick your ass, and yet, I’m a little kid
You cut your eyes out? WOW! What a little bitch
Prepare to have an extreme tea party, Mr. Mitch


Eyeless Jack:
Eyeless Jack here to pin down this 8 year old girl
Since your creepypasta just makes me want to hurl
I’ll hang you with this jump rope so you won’t wake up for long
How about you go back to going to the store with Uncle John
You’ll be killed by something, in this death race
When I finish you off, you’ll always remember my eyeless face
Your story actually caused fears? Well I don’t give any shits
I’ll kill you like how I did to Edwin, since you’re on my hit list


Sally:
If you were my dolly, I would take out all your stuffing
Burn you in the flames of hell, and I ain’t bluffing
This is my house bitch! so how about you leave?
Also, one more thing, Please Play With Me...


Eyeless Jack:
I’m the king of masked killers, better than Hoody & Masky
When you’re wondering why I’m looking at you, don’t ask me
Give up little child! You have no place in this fight
I’m hungry for kidneys now, PREPARE TO SAY YOUR GOODBYES!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!


Eyeless Jack vs Sally. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
PAUL BUNYAN
VERSUS
JOHNNY APPLESEED
BEGIN

Paul Bunyan:
Ey, chapman, you won't survive this pain that I'm bringing,
How can you win? I cut Appletree's for a living
Stop lumberjacking off and focus, I'm manly as hell
You're a nurse, maggot! Do you fondle with your apples as well?
On my way to victory, and this fool is on my route
Punching his face so many times it'll be as red as his fruit
I'm a giant don't you see! Your love for apples is just weird!
This ass-whooping will be almost greater than my majestic beard!
You discovered apple trees, just go to the store
Beef with a lumberjack and get scattered on the floor
I'm like an onion, bringing tears out this brittle funyun
Shoving my ax up your ass, my name is Paul Bunyan

Johnny Appleseed:
Oh, the Lord's been good to me
Just sitting here plucking from my apple tree
Then this fat son of a bitch tried to step to me
Now he'll learn not to mess with Johnny Appleseed
Forget the lumber camps, you're just a lumber tramp
This tourist attracting scamp's about to get a revamp
I'm on fire, like the kerosine you enjoy drinking
You're just a big oaf, who makes choices without thinking
You little myth bitch, you ain't puttin up no fight
Why're you pissed? Are those jeans pulled up too tight?
This world would be hungry without my discoveries
I'm the reason Newton found the Laws of Gravity, buddy

Paul Bunyan:
You're just a pioneer queer, who I'll slice into bits
I'll take that pan off your head and smash your face with it!
You chose not to marry, because you'd take spirits as your wives?
Good luck, chump! You pretty much wasted your whole life!
You better pray that you win, and run back to your New Church!
I'll drop apple bombs 'til you turn into the nothing that you're worth!
By the time i'm done with you, you'll just be Johnny Applejuice
You're a true fruit, bitch, I'll be sure to leave you the bruise

Johnny Appleseed:
Calm down there partner, you're gettin angrier than you need to be
I'm spitting out these disses like I'm spitting out appleseeds
While I'm chompin' on my sweets, making history, man
You're stompin' on your feet, chasing people off your land
You're just a lonely lumberjack who's in for a shock
The only babe you get in bed, is Babe the Blue Ox
You've been destroyed by Johnny, I'm leaving strong and proud!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, nobody to save you now

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 38.

Justin Buckner as Rocko
Matteo as Lazlo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
ROCKO!
VS!
LAZLO!
BEGIN!

Rocko:
Welcome to Rocko’s Modern Life! Get ready to feel pain and gain
After this battle, there won’t be a monkey to remain
I do what’s right, you do what’s wrong, so just go away!
You’re just crazy, so I’m gonna take the win, ok?
Camp Kidney? What a disgrace, just get out of this
Come from Australia, crocker, here we got wits!
I can’t even believe I’m rapping a spidermonkey with the IQ of none
I’m not even done with my first verse, mate, and I’ve already won!
You're always going Wacky Delly, your show is a Trash-O-Madness
At the end of this, you’ll be sucking my fucking Suck-O-Matic!
I’m gonna squish you flat like the Acorn Flats, cause I’m going to slam!
and then crack you just like your stupid friend, Clam
Where’s Lazlo? Getting beat by this fellow Rocko
Just go make out with your Spacemates, you’re such a dumbo!
You’ve made a big mistake fighting this wallaby, retard
We all know you ran outta ideas when you came up with Edward

Lazlo:
Welcome to Camp Kidney! Where life is better than yours!
Your modern life was canned because it was such a bore!
Your name is just about right, ‘cause your head’s like a rock!
Garbage day is a dangerous day? I don’t give a fuck!
I’m gonna give a spanky to Spunky, and simply make the dog dead
How can I complain? You’re friends with the Bigheads!
This Wallaby Wannabe ain't got shit on me
You're trapped in my lyrical web, call me a spidermonkey!
You got 3 friends? Ha! I’ve got about 15
And your modern life was like the worse I’ve ever seen
Heffer is a fat fuck, and Filbert is always nauseous
I’m spitting out disses so hard, better be cautious!
You we’re meant to be a Woody Alien, what a joke
You act like you’re so brave, I know you’ll die and choke
I’m usually a kind, nice monkey, but not in this fight
When facing me, I’ll always be the winner on the mic

Rocko:
Open mic night is a dangerous night, I always say
Mainly because you’ll lose to ME this day
Just retreat now, you’re a monkey abortion who’s a dick!
Go back to Patsy Smiles, ‘cause this is no picnic
Your lifestyle being better? I HIGHLY doubt that
Considering your Scoutmaster Lumpus is a jackass
I may seem sweet and innocent, but it doesn’t mean you’ll win easy
And by the end of this battle, I’ll rip out your Camp Kidney

Lazlo:
Shut up! I’ll fucking get rid of Spunky and make you go berserk
I’ll drown you in the Leaky Lake Games, you stupid little jerk
You’re attracted to your neighbor, but you’ll always be such a loner
I’ll kick you in the Beans & Weenies, and make your modern life over
You’re friends with a fat cow, and a turtle who’s a nerdle
You get pushed around because you’re weak, even by a girl
You’ll be sitting in a mountain of pine cones, man!
The end of this battle is like my final episode, ‘cause this is your last stand!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Rocko vs Lazlo. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 28

The classic duo Tom and Jerry and the violent Itchy and Scratchy duke it out in rap to see who is the best slapstick show.

Tom And Jerry Vs Itchy And Scratchy. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Kyle Juin as Wander
??? as Pinkie Pie

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ENTERTAINMENT!
WANDER!
VS!
…*sigh* Pinkie Pie.
Begin.

Pinkie Pie:
Hi, my names Pinkie Pie! You’re an annoying alien
You can’t even handle all the sweet lines DJ Pinkie’s spittin’! 
I bring smiles and laughs, all you bring are IQ’s goin down
I actually have a personality, but you’re a fucking clown!
You may be an alien, but Zim’s way better!
Lets have a party! I’ll beat you down so you can’t rap another
line, You’re just weird, yet I have a true brony fandom
I’m the Super Duper Party Pony, you’re just random!

Wander:
Alright, I faced a blue trash can, a nag, and now a crazy horse?!
This is like Wanda vs me, ‘cause I’m here to throw some disses at you, ya whore!
I’m the friendliest face in this battle, I’ll make your brain rattle
Oh wait, nevermind, you’re always dittle dattle, so I’m going to win this battle!
I spit the best rhymes and my flow is sick, unlike your shit
Why don’t get down like Spike and suck my fucking critical dick?
Your raps make me annoyed, so shut your fucking lips!
And now, I hope you changed your plans on hoping to win this!

Pinkie Pie:
Go back to freaking space, ‘cause your rhymes are suckin’!
My friends are amazing, but Sylvia is nothing
I Wander if you are gay, oh wait, it’s obvious
And the only reason you go to Sylvia is to get a BJ, ya bitch!
I may be pink and called Pinkie, but look at fucking you!
I break the fourth wall, motherfucker, let’s see what you could do!
You’re just stupid, so suck my party fuckin’ cannon!
Call this a Party Of One, because I ALWAYS win!

Wander:
NO YOU FUCKING DON’T! Try to diss out this MC W.
And I’ll take down your fuckin Elements Of Harmony, too!
I mean, why are we versing each other? I’m new, your old
I’ll fucking complain to Hasbro, prepare to be told!
Are you gay with those 6 friends?! Atleast Sylvia is a true friend
If you rap another line, it’ll be your end!
So it’s time for me to step outta this fucking shit
I’ll fly you to space, you’ll be to the moon ya suicidal bitch (Hehehe)

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ENTERTAINMENT!

Wander vs Pinkie Pie. Epic Rap Battles of Entertainment 5

Matthew Thomas as MrCreepypasta & Zalgo
Felix as R.L. Stine

Lyrics:

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!
R.L. STINE!
VS!
MRCREEPYPASTA!
BEGIN!
 
MrCreepypasta:
Hi R.L. Stine! Wanna read some true horror?
I’m the true king of terror, remember to not open the closet door
You’ll be my pet, I’ll make you smile, and I’ll call you Smile Dog
I’m exactly like Sonic.exe because I AM GOD
Let’s take a picture together, SAY CHEESE AND DIE
I make my fans wet their beds and every grown man cry
You shouldn’t done this, now you’ll be dead by BEN
This is just one little suggestion, STAY IN THE BASEMENT!

R.L. Stine:
Now listeners beware, you are in for a true scare
Cause I’m gonna bring the heat against this asshole, beware!!
I’ll rip you up and make you spill out your Monster Blood
I bet you got Eyeless Jack to eat both your kidneys AND your nuts
Call me Robert the Doll cause I’m laying a curse on your life
It’s impossible cause I’m like Slender Man, nowhere to run or hide
You may be a good narrator on YouTube, but I got my own show
Not to mention, Squidward’s Suicide really fucking blows!!!

MrCreepypasta:
I’m going insane like Jeff the Killer when he killed his family
I’ll make your vision look like static then make your eyes bleed
Zalgo:
HERE I COME! CALL ME ZALGO! BOW DOWN TO ME NOW!
MrCreepypasta:
I’m like The Great Rake, making you fear by my rhyming shouts
I got pastas of glitchy games and some sent people to their doom
I make most of my viewers believe that these stories were true
You had a TV show? I’d rather watch American Horror Story
Now I’ll leave you like every killer victory, DECEASED AND VERY GORY!
 
R.L. Stine:
I think that you just met your creator
I’m a classic book writer, so no need to be a hater
Welcome to Horrorland! I’ll give you a taste of your own medicine
I’ll leave you with scared memories like Username666
Every children reading my books always gives me the glory
While you’re nothing but a Morgan Freeman of stupid ghost stories
Face it, my stories were the first to make the children jump
Now it’s time to scare you away leaving you with Goosebumps
 
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!

R.L. Stine vs MrCreepypasta

The past vs the future!

CAST:
Frenzy (GetSlayedTV) as George Jetson
Stofferex as Fred Flintstone

LYRICS:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
FRED FLINTSTONE!
VS!
GEORGE JETSON!
BEGIN!

George Jetson:
Here comes George Jetson taking down this Flintstone
I bet you having a tiny chisel is the reason you and your bitch will never bone
You made a commercial for cigarettes? What the hell is wrong with you?
Once I finish you off, you’ll be screaming YABBA DABBA DOOOO!!!
You can’t beat the space-age, all you do is sit there and play with boulders
Just watch you losing the cartoon war, while you’re just getting older
Why don’t you go be a disgrace with your boyfriend Barney
At least I’m not getting a movie made by WWE!

Fred Flintstone:
How can you beat me, I’m more original than The Simpsons
Once I kick your ass, you’ll be flying off like a jet son
You better shut your ass up or I’ll give you a Bamm-Bamm you mistake
The only bitch that you have is a robotic maid
I’ll be chilling in Viva Rock Vegas while you just work off your ass
You’re just a Fry look-a-like except no amount of sass
If you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll shove a stone in your ear
So go back to your flying car and get the rock out of here!

George Jetson:
You’re a Homer Simpson wannabe who acts like Tarzan
By the end of this battle, I’ll be leaving you a scar and
in fact, your 1994 movie was the biggest pile of concrete
I’m gonna be giving you a letcure, so go take a seat you freak
Seth MacFarlane tried to make a reboot of you, but couldn’t ‘cause you blow
And just because I’ll do this for show, I’ll kill The Man Called Flintstone
Stop playin’ around, Fuck Flintstone, We all know you’re a rebel
By the end of this battle, I’ll kick you in your fruity pebbles

Fred Flintstone:
Calm down man, look, there’s no need to be R.U.D.I
Call me George of the Jungle ‘cause I rule the dinosaur life so you can leave
Your shitty show is named after a band in Arizona
My disses are so powerful, it’ll leave you in a coma
I had my own movie, your show was good? since when?
I’ll get your boss, Mr. Spacely to come fire your ass again
Quit yelling out random crap, ‘cause you just got owned!
No one likes The Jetsons, they all love The Flintstones!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *YABBA DABBA DOO* RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Fred Flintstone vs George Jetson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 29

Mac - Anthony
PC - Zack 
Lyrics:
EPIC FAN MADE RAP BATTLES
PC VS MAC
BEGIN:
PC:
Apple is a sellout company, just trying to get more money.   
People like Windows more. I would rather battle an iPhone 3G!
People use me more because your crap is so expensive
I mean 2,000 Dollars just for a mac? dude, holy shit
What kind of name is MAC anyway, I’d get some fries!
It may’ve taken sixteen years, but this is where you die!
You’re ass will need repairing once I leave you dead!
Now start you're first verse, oh wait no you’ll just crash again!


MAC:
Guess who’s here? The slick thin mac’s here to best you in rap!
Final Cutting you into chips. Give you another virus heart attack!
We’re for designers, you’re for desperate poor nerds.
You can’t use any of our software yet we can use microsoft word.
I facetimed Bill Gates Linda, we were having cyber sex!
You think you’re all though? I’d rather buy a fucking linux.
Yes you have more programs but here’s the real twist.
We don’t lag and shit when we open google chrome, bitch!

PC:
PC’s are legendary, just like the original DS, you’ll be forgotten!
It’s like you're making people rage on purpose when you’re not responding!
Just like my computer speed, bitch, I’m spitting rhymes fast 
while you and all your fanboys are nothing but  arrogant douchebags!
Now I won’t go on safari Cause I’m an internet explorer! 
You think you’re fast and don’t lag? You’re slower than Dora!
I didn’t even need to bring in gates just to finish this
My raps hit so hard, it’s like you’re getting a virus!

MAC:
Are you forgetting one thing? I can’t get a virus!
I’m used by sophisticated gentlemen, you’re used by wannabe pirates
Take the A out of my name and I become the real MC.
I’ll take my final cut and Imovie to wipe your ass clean!
You’ll need an Ipad for these disses that burn quicktime.
Go back to Bill Gates cause you can’t handle my fine rhymes!
Let’s get into motion, I might not use many programs, yes...
But ask all the people with jobs which computer is the best



Written by Zack, Fel, and Anthony and Vincent


EPIC FAN MADE RAP BATTLES: MAC vs PC Season 1


Fel as Chowder
Frenzy as Flapjack

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHOWDER!
VS!
FLAPJACK!
BEGIN!

Chowder:
Hello Flapjack! How are you doing? It’s me Chowder!
You’re so tiny kid, did you take the Cinnamini Powder?
I’ll show my knuckle to Captain K’nuckles
The only present that you got on your birthday was a pencil?
I would put butter and syrup on you and eat you like a Flapjack
Since you think that The Candy Barrel is the place for your crack
My disses are so cold, call it a Thrice Cream brain freeze
Your mom Bubbles is just nothing but a fat whale, literally!

Flapjack:
Hi there! The sailor boy is here! You’re about to be baked
So beating you in this battle will be a piece of Slawberry Cake
I’ll make you bite more than you can chew with some Grubble Gum
You don’t even listen to Mung because you are so damn dumb
I will twist your arm, leaving you off with Burple Nurples
Stop eating too much kid! You’re as slow as a turtle
You need to eat brain grub, because you’re as dumber than me
Your rapping skill is lacking more than Gazpacho’s comedy

Chowder:
You think you’re gonna be a great adventurer? Well that’s a lie and
Go back to dreaming of the Candied Island
You’re nothing but a gay little Jack Sparrow shadow
My disses can burn, ‘cause I ate some Dancing Diablos!
I’m gonna crush your little peppermint balls for fun
After that, I’m gonna throw you in the water, then I’m done
This battle is over, and I don’t mean to be a meanie
But you’re as crazy as my NOT girlfriend, Panini

Flapjack:
My name is Flapjack, and I’m really badass
You’re just a dumpcat, which explains why your show is bad as
Any cartoon decision, I’m on a rapping mission
I’m gonna win this battle as fast as a food transition!
If you were on the Candied Island, you would eat it all up
Since you’re nothing but a pathetic little stupid fat fuck
This is your last day, so prepare to die!
Now get ready to be stomped on like the Feetza Pies

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *nom nom nom* CARTOONS!


Chowder vs Flapjack. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 30

The Epic Rap Battles of Entertainment is a rap battle series created by Kyle Juin based on Epic Rap Battles of History.

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