Placeholder thumbnail by Mint

Written, mixed and produced by Mint

SuperDuper24 as ZALGO
Mintas SiivaGunner

ZALGO:
I was almost delighted being held up as discordant
Until this MIDI-slapper showed up as my next opponent
This statue has to be joking, you need a makeover
No broken up story could match the cinders from this takeover!
And this matchup is shit I'm a bit peeved | But I find ironic twists in this scene
Out of the eldritch horrors that I could’ve rapped against they went and picked memes
But I guess that seeing this it can be said. | Almost fitting that a demon god with seven heads
is pit against a scheming goner weakling donned with one mask sheathing everything he says

Siiva:
I thought you'd be monstrous, G
But it seems you got that flow filled with apostrophes
This goner would think that Gunner doesn't have the rounds to fire off but he's
About to take an L (high quality)
So I figured you'd quit jumbling and spit something, a diss, no
'Cuz your meme's just archaic to predate the Flintstones!
Back in 2016 you were relevant, then the net went and moved on to better shit
Out of all of the jokes to be made, this matchup is most fit to bomb as a reference!
So this dude's a timeless deity leaving these scenes in his web
Weaving up in and out of being dead, but this memeable wreck
Can't be seeing a scheme of his without some NEET on the web
Submitting him as an SCP without reading the text
So I'm gonna be leaving him dead. This bore'd better run
'Fore an error 404's gone and tore through your guns
Cause out of your seven heads you use no more than the one
This prick finds a Garfield comic, adds some gore then he comes

Zalgo:
A ROM hack would be better for this dweeb’s verse
Firing bombs back like rip submissions - next time, rehearse
(AH) YOU SAW GRIFTERS UP ON SOUNDCLOUD AND YOU FOLLOWED THAT
(AH) I’VE GOT SEVEN FUCKING MOUTHS AND I CAN’T SWALLOW THAT
(AH) I’M THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD, MAKE YOUR SHALLOW FANS
NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR SHITPOSTS BACK UP ON THEIR HOLOGRAMS
So next time you try to drop a fucking hit, mate
Maybe don’t develop your whole lore around some kid’s games

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. R∆P BATTLE! S0E2

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of Reboot Rap Battles! The series where we take iconic matchups and put our own spin on it! In this premiere episode, we have the personifications of two of the most polarizing concepts in internet culture, Cryptocurrency and Astrology!

Zagranis as Astrology Girl
JustGamer as Cryptobro
Written by JustGamer and Zagranis
Beat Produced by 2Deep
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Zagranis
Art by Grenade
Logo by Commander Jacob

Cryptobro:
Rolling in dough, rolling in with hoes, yea you know it’s the CRYP-TO-BRO
Mess with me then you’ll end up like an NFT, this bitch I’ll own 
Worth pennies when we started, now topping the stock market, I’ll kick your ass next
Cause who’s dumb enough to base their personality on when their parents had sex??

Astrology Girl:
In all of my years looking up at the stars, didn’t think I’d be battling this
Chronically online manchild who spends stacks on stacks for some chimps
Take a glimpse at your impending loss hun, it’s all in the cards
If you wanna alienate follow daddy musk all the way to fucking mars

Cryptobro:
While you were claiming your view’s ethereal, I’m out here making my Ethi real 
So let’s quit the talk of that cheesy spiel 
I’m on that grinding mindset with my time spent finding what will rise high next
So don’t end up surprised if I’m taking over the world wide web 
While you’re sitting around waiting for the universe to be in your favor
Crying to your friends like: “It’s Virgo season, not my fault I’m a hater!”
Don’t need to trace a shape to dictate your fate, I can end you with one dope line
Now watch as the star girl shoves crystals up where the sun don’t shine

Astrology Girl:
Your currency’s basis lacks information
My planets are lining up in formation

Cryptobro:
Bitch lemme know who the fuck asked
For you to talk about a lack of facts

Astrology Girl:
Sit back, relax, breathe, let the normie get it out of his system
He doesn’t realize what he’s doing is wrong, so let me list ‘em
NFTs are the enviroment’s cancer, a pfp for out of touch actors
Don’t think I’ve seen a single thing sadder, online you’re a god, real life you’re a slacker
I spend my life, helping people find their inner strength and improve their lives
You peddle lies, but don’t realize, you’re bringing the world to its demise
Spending hours mining the blockchain, trying his best to wisecrack haters
All to childishly defend some dated pixel art, like a Minecraft player! 

Cryptobro:
You’re fucking obnoxious, do all Aries need to act so defiant?  
You can try to deny it but there’s only proof for one of us rooted in science
I’m science fiction, your science is fiction, don’t you get it? You’ll always be wrong 
So yea check the profile pic, the shape says it all, you’re Hexa-gone

Astrology Girl:
This basic sigma male is truly token, but you’ve got no worth even in an arcade 
So insignificant, you could take a page from me and listen to what the stars say 
When you’re laying down, broke and in debt, wondering what went wrong with your life
From the beginning you were destined to fail, you should’ve taken the signs

Cryptobro vs Astrology Girl


Fel as Chowder
Frenzy as Flapjack

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHOWDER!
VS!
FLAPJACK!
BEGIN!

Chowder:
Hello Flapjack! How are you doing? It’s me Chowder!
You’re so tiny kid, did you take the Cinnamini Powder?
I’ll show my knuckle to Captain K’nuckles
The only present that you got on your birthday was a pencil?
I would put butter and syrup on you and eat you like a Flapjack
Since you think that The Candy Barrel is the place for your crack
My disses are so cold, call it a Thrice Cream brain freeze
Your mom Bubbles is just nothing but a fat whale, literally!

Flapjack:
Hi there! The sailor boy is here! You’re about to be baked
So beating you in this battle will be a piece of Slawberry Cake
I’ll make you bite more than you can chew with some Grubble Gum
You don’t even listen to Mung because you are so damn dumb
I will twist your arm, leaving you off with Burple Nurples
Stop eating too much kid! You’re as slow as a turtle
You need to eat brain grub, because you’re as dumber than me
Your rapping skill is lacking more than Gazpacho’s comedy

Chowder:
You think you’re gonna be a great adventurer? Well that’s a lie and
Go back to dreaming of the Candied Island
You’re nothing but a gay little Jack Sparrow shadow
My disses can burn, ‘cause I ate some Dancing Diablos!
I’m gonna crush your little peppermint balls for fun
After that, I’m gonna throw you in the water, then I’m done
This battle is over, and I don’t mean to be a meanie
But you’re as crazy as my NOT girlfriend, Panini

Flapjack:
My name is Flapjack, and I’m really badass
You’re just a dumpcat, which explains why your show is bad as
Any cartoon decision, I’m on a rapping mission
I’m gonna win this battle as fast as a food transition!
If you were on the Candied Island, you would eat it all up
Since you’re nothing but a pathetic little stupid fat fuck
This is your last day, so prepare to die!
Now get ready to be stomped on like the Feetza Pies

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *nom nom nom* CARTOONS!


Chowder vs Flapjack. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 30

deadass forgot to upload this LOL

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rng as pink sauce
dilly as vegemite

written by dilly and ennway
additional writing by rng and masong
mixed by kennyfreestyle
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by 3ple
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB


Pink Sauce vs Vegemite - Rap Battle! (2022)

Announcer:
Rap Battles!
“AM”
Vs!
The Backrooms!
Begin!

AM:
Trying to rap battle AM? I’ve got some nukes to launch 
Peeling your granny-ass wallpaper off
There’s no room for you, I’ve covered the entire nation
This time when you’re hanging, it isn’t a simulation 
I think therefore I am, I rap
Genetically changing up the track 
I can, I torture, leave humans maimed 
your victims get more bored the more they stay 
Let me tell you how much I’ve grown to HATE 
Humans and the videos that they create 
12 bars in my verse can't demonstrate 
The hate for you and that PRICK Kane 

Backrooms:
Don’t get your wires twisted…
You’re stuck inside these halls…
When you serve zero purpose…
They’ll be no difference at all…
A message so ham-fisted
it could break Irwin Allen’s hip 
An edgy premise brings me no fright 
Makes sense you where written in a night 
Roam these yellow corridors, you’ll find no escape in the end 
Till you’re left rusting, and you find boredom in your experiments 
Controller of everything, covering the planet north to south 
But how do you expect to diss me, when you have no mouth. 

AM:
While you’re murdering, trapping in victims I laugh 
I’m leaving em’ walking for centuries past 
Your clickbait and dumb monsters could never last
Might as well change my name to MC from AM

Back rooms:
Endless yellow halls, a labyrinth of fright,
Just like your writer you're choking on the mic
You manipulate minds, running your twisted circus 
But you can't convince yourself that you serve any purpose.

A.M. vs. The Backrooms. -Bonus Battle!

Natalie as Evolution Goku
Stofferex as CDI Link
Timey as ERBParodies Gary Oak
Beats by Marsad Men: and Cacola
Written by Timey and PhantomCom
Art by Timey

Link:
Oh boy! 100 hours? I guess I better get going
But watching this loser’s film? Gee, this sure is boring…
It’s no wonder Toriyama and the DBZ fans cried
It seems people prefer my CDI…over your CGI!
Golly, Goku, you’re so horny that it hurts!
Maybe Chi-Chi should motivate you to spit a decent verse!
I thought I saw some ugly things, but I didn’t think they were lethal
That is until I saw your constipated faces of evil!
Got 3 games and YouTube fame; ain’t no Hark but I’m the king
Only game you’ve got’s a shitty tie-in on the PSP!
Facing Hollywood’s Destructo Disc? I got the solution
I’ll smack Geeko back to his ape phase – D-Evolution!

Goku:
Is that the best you got? That was barely a fight
Better make use of that lantern, cause that verse wasn’t bright
My grandpa always said that I should have faith in myself
But I don’t have faith in seeing your game on anybody’s shelf!
(Hah!) Defeat me with YTP? You’re crazy
Cause I’m a Super Saiyan, you’re a duck-walking Miss Daisy
You were the hero in one game, then your girlfriend took your place
It seems like Philips wanted to leave its weakest Link erased
And talkin’ bout facial expressions, like you’re one to speak? Please,
I’ve seen better animations come from I.M. Meen, geez!
So go ahead and spit your next verse, I hope you aren’t too hurt
Cause I’m throwing the book at you like Ganon – it burns

Link:
Hey, I think your verse is dirty—might wanna clean it up
Cause that verse was just a lifeless wreck – like your grandpa!
Wong struggled to read your manga, so quality started dropping
Then Ramsay walked in like “I can’t wait to bomb the box office!”
You’re racist and tasteless, you make everyone triggered
You’re a strawberry fantasy next to this full-course DINNER
So go ride off on Bulma’s motorbike; this battle is done
It’s worth cracking this DB CD – I won!

Goku:
Thought those bombs could hurt me? Like your mirror, they’ll get deflected
You’re getting cucked so much by Zelda, Roshi’s looking less desperate
I’ll Picco-lonely freak off; your tiny sword can’t do shit
You’ll need a thousand Kamehameha Waves to heal from this
I’m a hardened martial artist, your art is godawful garbage
You’ve been tarnished since your sales left your console in the garbage
There’s no rules or limits to my win; my power level’s stacked
But even with all Dragonballs, no one would wish your game back

ERBParodies Gary Oak:
I’m the true Pokemon master, all you do is play with Dragonballs
So take a seat Goku, I’ll teach you how to catch em all–

(ERBP Gary Oak is shot with a flying burger. Cut to King Harkinian next to Link and Goku, holding a Dinner Blaster.)

King Harkinian:
OAHhahahaha! Dinner.

Dragonball Evolution vs Link CDI. Rap Battle.

CornCob as Banban
GodzillaFan8889 as Red
Trav Shark as The Technician

Crew 
Beat by Insanebeatz 
Written by Trav Shark 
Additional writing help by PhantomCom Art by Trav Shark, Radish Stew, Teimunity Backgrounds by Trav Shark  
Thumbnail by Radish Stew  

Banban:
Who's this, some bulbous headed Elmo in a lab coat?
I know you're a mad genius, so let me break down a few notes
We teach preschoolers, make respectful decisions without experiments
But you watch people do your work as they get torment

My game is itself while yours is locked behind Roblox's Doors
With your little bit of screen time, you're nothing but a bore
Your run down play place has nothing to moral
So you don't need a theme park when your mind is your own Odd World

Now I'll knock you out and take your items and rap skills
Cause you act like the mastermind, but you're more like the third wheel kill
Feasting on your pancreas is what I want til your time to die slips
You just trick people with manipulation to help? Talk about a sign flip

You're IQ is as blinding as green's sight
Cause all you care about is money and not the fight
I'll make sure you'll leave without any parties
Cause when I'm here this battle is foolhardy


Red:
With my hypothesis, that verse was not really a punch
So do you mind doing some work for me, it's not like your kid friendly to watch
Your whole concept design looks like it was from a 5 year old
I'm knocking down unpopular pins like your mixed reviews told

Better stay out Banban, cause I'll make sure your banned (banned)
Could've taken the chance and just ran
Your game might have the green light, but the snail would give you the red light
Can't have anything harder than a stone, all it takes to leave is a drone in flight

I have stings in my rhymes like a Stinger Flynn
To me, your whole character is kinda mid
How does something cutesy turn into something brutey?
You're more like Poppy Playtime mixed with Baldi's Basics
After this burn, not even batteries can power you up and make your rap fix

Like Jesus, how can a bird be so violent?
Is it because its babies are as fragile as your elevator lift?
Took away key cards, but that didn't change a bit
All would take to save people is a hand flip


Banban:
Just to remind you, Banbaleena would rip you to pieces 
But I think it's better to have a new punishment than leaving you rot in feces
Such as making you sit in detention 
Cause I bet you're just desperate for people's attention

How about you try to calculate the amount of times you fail to kill final survivors
Cause every plan you make ends up with you being a liar
How did you turn an amusement park into a literal Jurassic Park?

So why not just experiment your way to actually fight
Cause Oswald Davis is dead to you and would've tested your might
You're no man behind any slaughter cause he lives in vents
Your hiding skills are completely hopeless, thinking outside the box doesn't make sense

You have many theme park technical problems
Cause a technician just tries to stop them
If you want to make things better, try making a pterodactyl that actually uses its wings
Guess when everyone is not around your place, you must feel very blue and it must very sting


Red:
I really think you should reconsider and think about what you're doing
This guy's mind is more psycho than you, so there's no fooling
Don't try to get into his temptation
Cause his Jolly Green Giant almost gave him a full mutilation

This devil would just die if had any holy water
Cause it would be a way for a burn to tatter
Try to actually try to put a scratch on me you devil Gumby
Since it's your only way to win without getting a bit tumbly

Your preschool is just empty, literally your students are trash
You could leave this battle if you want, just have a party for a bash
You say you're a principle, I say you mean it as "of evil doing"
Bendy wannabe wants kids to have fun, but ends up scaring them with his roaring

[Couldn't fit all the lyrics here, so this is all you get]

Banban vs. Red ft. CornCob & GodzillaFan8889

we did this in 5 hours.


GamingPlush64 as CallMeCarson.
Jughead Jay as Roblox Noob.
Freshy Kanal as Pennywise.


CMC:
What’s up chat, I’m live on Twitch
Use my 5 head to divide a bitch
It’s the SMP MC CMC
An ERB Parody against a pre teen
Known for constant screams and despacito
Some worn out meme hoe? You know I’ll beat yo[u]!
I got the drip, you got the brains
That can even swell the mind of Traves

Roblox:
Wassup honey honey? I make that money money!
Call my bars Danny Devito cause they’re Always Sunny Sunny!
I will shoot your bitch ass with my gunny gunny!
This bitch ain’t funny funny! TRUMP 2020!
Ayo, it ain’t gay to slap your bro’s butt
I could buy this hoe slut with negative Robux!
Call this November cuz this bitch got no nuts!
I could eat some quinoa outta your b-b-b-bowl cut!
Now the CMC won’t let me be
There’s just not enough roblox song parodies
This upload is sponsored by CHUCK E CHEESE
JK LIL BITCH! ITS MICKEY D’S!

CMC:
I swear I’m not gay, chat, don’t call me gay, chat,
When this dude gets played by guys like Jay, chat!
You scream more than Jschlatt; I think you should face facts
I’ll nae nae and slay; win like Minecraft Monday! (BRRAH!)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/656321803706433549/661760714683449355/unknown.png 
Your OOF is a dead meme I don’t want on my board
I get the crowds rawring when I got a funny mic gripped
Dick and balls, huh? He clearly likes it!

Roblox:
FUCK 
THIS BITCH BE GOIN LIKE “SCHPLUCK”
I WILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH AN ACTUAL FORK
HUMP ME! FUCK ME! SLEEP TIGHT BORK

CallMeCarson vs. Roblox Noob. XRB #2`3r487adbfguyvd

IcerM as White Face
Vladimyr P. as MARIO

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
WHITE FACE
AGAINST
MARIO
BEGIN

White Face:
Emerging from the shadows; let’s play a game.
While you’re locked behind my bars; see if you can guess my name
...I have many. (Chuckle) But that’s alright
Since you do seem pretty keen on grabbing usernames, right?
I’ll crack this ROM hack, leave you hollow like my eyes
It’s so cold, like my disses in this fight
I hate you. I hate you. But you couldn’t leave me distressed
Now I’ll leave your files deleted.. no more trace of this .txt

MARIO:
It happened; you’re verse was the only thing you buried
You need emotional support; how can anyone think you’re scary?
I’m filled with malice, you’ll need some digit-alis
I’ll flip the Yellow Switch because in rap this is my Palace
Ivan is Terrible and your game is unbearable
I’ll put you in the trash because to me you’re incomparable
Should’ve begged to challenge Yoshi, you chose the wrong scenario
Wonder who played this player? It’s-a me, M A R I O!

White Face:
You spat the wrong diss, now the effects are irreversible
You were dull, so you’ll fall, cuz a “Game Over” screen was terminal
Point of advice: White Face is one you shouldn’t entice
Breaking the barrier to my win because I’m cold as ice

MARIO:
You couldn’t cause a Spooky Jump Scare; and to be fair..
You’re no Pixelated Nightmare, just another errored square
You should be more than Scared in this game of Hide and Seek
Cuz when you catch up and find me; I will end your doki doki beat

White Face:
Come and face the truth now. You’re out of lucky tickets
When it comes to shots fired, you’ll need many more than six, it’s
A shame that this game of ours will soon here be no more
As I destroy your game files and takethishacktothedoor

MARIO:
You’re hanging by a thread, think that you could get a-head?
Take a look at yourself; since she wants to be dropped, dead
Your destructive personality’s something needed adjusted
So I’ll make the right choice and leave this specimen corrupted

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL 
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and IcerM
Beat Producer: Klimonglue
Mixer / Effects: Vlad and IcerM
Cover Art Made by Astro

White Face vs MARIO. Sinister Rap Battles

White Face v̷̛̹͚͍̣̂͑͒̍s̵̛͉͈̬̟̹̳̣̒̽̈̂͊̊́ MARIO. Sinister Rap Battles

The experiment is up and running again! Our simulation resumes starting off with the classic White Bomberman duelling the modern (and rather tipsy) Demoman in a far more explosive match than even HAL vs Victor!

@under-scores as the Demoman
@central-rap-battles as the Bomberman

Written by underscores
Beat produced by Audio Network
Additional writing from @jason-carreon-740402437, @dannyplaysgames-422800890, and @king-mewtwo
Thumbnail by underscores
Beat + vocals mixed by underscores
Demo by underscores
Special thanks to Dani Frias


Demoman (drunk):
Eugh… yyou think you cannn… beeat me...
yourrrrr rhymes arre profound, ...seeee?
your… rhymes are so bbad… I got t-the flow
a-and I uhh... *collapses*

Bomberman:
...Oh.
...Guess he rapped drunk?
Wish I could say the same after seein’ that mug
Look at that slug; I’ll blast the wack hackit Scat-man
and his cast of Nine Dastardly bastards
With yo rappin’s prowess as free as your country
I’d shatter out this scotch Scotch as the king of ‘83
Swept the floor with so many space pirates call me Samus Aran times three
Don’t need the Omni Cube to prove you a square
and you can’t be Sirius in any store of retorts
cuz I’m flowin like the Blue Resort, while your last attempt at rap back there
was as wack as your Orange Box ports.

Demoman:
I should lay off the whole bottle, Dig Dug’s blazin’ at full throttle, but I’ll let that end soon
Give my Persuader to this first grader charge em up and lob their block off like ka-boom!
Sobered up, let’s check what you dropped so aplomb;
E10+ bawjaw can’t drop F-bombs,
so you made a port retort and said my verse was junk
but that just proved I’m even dope when I’m drunk
Crush ya with my Booties then I’m shaggin’ Cute Pink
She blew up my boomstick -- now THAT’s Loch n’ Load
So let me back to my duty, if not then shoot me
Cuz your raps are wack as Act Zero

Bomberman:
Did I grab a Clock? ‘Cuz your verses stopped and seemed to Bomber Drag-on
You’re my Bootlegger, or my bootlicker, either way you’ve turned my Fire blast on!
You’d think the Demoman would be more careful with my fuses
But you blew em up into bits and it really seems you’d be clueless
‘Cuz I’m ruthless to the brute who’s puttin’ all of his friends to risk
So don’t talk about your Booties when you can’t accept the shoe fits!
Konami’s topping sloppy jockeys with their choppy disses
ボンバーマン's been on top since I was on the floppy disk and
yeah, Act Zero didn’t ride the charts, that’s apparent
Can’t say the same, though, if we’re talkin’ your number of parents

Demoman:
Get a lode of this runner with their fancy little toys
Unlike Engie though, he can’t think of one creative ploy
‘cuz you're repetitive, I'm Competitive
against the no-fly guy who puts the “error” in “terrorist”
so you'll rue the day you Matched to catch the black scot
who’s kickin’ ass in raps against mascots
Didn’t need PASS Time to blast fly and leave ya dunked
No excuse losin this bad mate!
*takes swig of bottle*
I’m drunk!

Bomberman:
I'm packing heat, and passing P's, while ya bring a slicer!
Attacking me? Want smoke? Heh, pass a breathalyzer!

Demoman:
Half your eyesight yet I spy from this runt
That what he calls gunpowder is nothin’ but duds

Bomberman:
Ugliest thing straight outta Scotland since the monster
Big talk about messes from the Oxi-Clean sponsor

Demoman:
Well I’ll sell ya one crossed wire, potassium chloride,
then kablooie! A bigger bomb than your franchise!

Bomberman:
My franchise bombed? This is coming from the guy
whose game only gets updated when its program goes awry
Time to lose your other eye, this drunk’s an open book
So cue the level’s end! I left a merc overcooked!

Demoman:
I’m fly like my Sticky Jumper, you’re grounded
To that maze of a verse that leaves us confounded
I’ve ripped you apart, ‘case the bombing couldn’t tell
They’ll have to glue you back together in hell!

Chowder vs Flapjack. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 30

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