BanBan absolutely destroyed, thanks for having me!

This was actually the first of my battles to be written but because of delays its here now


Nela IWNL as This Man - https://www.youtube.com/c/NelaIWNL
King Mewtwo as Wario Apparition - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dA
Art by Shnuzzlezz and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Writing: Cri
Additional help: Nooby 
Mixed by Light
Beat by Ihaksi - https://www.beatstars.com/ihaksi

Wario Apparition:
Let’s-a-go back to 2008 and look into my eyes
DONOTRESEARCH the pedo-pasta who wasn’t properly advertised
Today I think that they should make a movie that's based on your demise 
For in this battle you can not hide cause all of my verses are personalized 
From Tick Tock Clock to my Dire Dire Docks
Your shit fell off, while my files fire off
4chan exposed your whole shpeel. How could you step to a-number one?
Want to prove your L is real? Now WARIO will show you fun

This Man: 
Have you ever seen a man that only appears in your dreams?
A man that makes your insanity fall and break at its seams?
A man that is capable of spitting a verse so clean
Think of This Man now. Have you ever dreamed of me?
When it comes to quality you’re about on par with your videos
Was forgotten in time and I gotta say that’s just how your story goes
You’ll never be able to give Peach your pipe no matter how much you shoehorn rhymes
But when I go to rock the mic, it’s more than bars that you will find

Wario Apparition:
So you really want to mess with me? Winners don't do LSD.
But I think a pampered potion could do a lot to you, you see?
You pick a style and get put on files then This Man disappears for awhile 
Yet still tries seem vile with an unnerving smile and needs to be kept away from a child
Oh please, you can’t be serious, more 2-D than Polybius
Cuckoo crazy thinking you’re winning this, still less drawn out than his series is
Was taking up grades but now went and made a life of existential dread
Yet despite his decapitated figure This Man still couldn't get a-head (WAH!)

This Man:
You’re just another glitch while This Man is a haunting curse 
I know it’s you who stinks since you went and shit on your whole verse
You know I’m man’s Dream when it comes to speedrunning this task
But Mario’s Man Door only seems to got that gas
Wario was number one but came last on the track 
But when you cater just to children I guess I’ll give you a pass
When it came to your existence, another unsolved mystery in this fight 
Wario didn’t show me fun but now will dream forever, Goodnight

Wario Apparition Vs This Man - Bonuses By Cri (ft. King Mewtwo and Nela IWNL)

Meta as Luigi
Azia as Nepgear
Written by: JK03
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by: Kustom
Cover Art by JK03

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ie6gsDjDsU222lK1xiGGjrrY7i5Rx5R_fSgMC-phIFU/edit?usp=sharing

Luigi vs Nepgear - Sky High Rap Battles (ft. Meta & Azia)

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Rajaste
Mixed by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: LimJJ
Flowtest by: Theme Park Avenue
Mr Pickles: Dr.Dee
Binky: Kamren
Presentator: Quizzique 
Arthur: CreeperPasta
Arthur's Dad: JustGamer
Francine: CreeperPasta
Muffy: DerpiesGamingBlast


Presentator: 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me: A game for kids and grown ups. What's the problem, Arthur?

Arthur: 
Binky is still fucking my mother, and ever since he came to my house, DW has been missing. What should I do?

Arthur's Dad: 
Here's a tip, Arthur. Get me out of here.

Francine: 
It's ok, Binky is fucking my mother too. You'll get used to it.

Muffy: 
You should mind your business. You'll live longer that way.

Binky: 
Nobody said you couldn't join us, Arthur.

Mr Pickles: 
I know exactly how to deal with your mother, Arthur.

First made her giggle no tickle (uh)
Then made her tickle my pickle (uh)
Killing them all like a sicko (uh)
Make holes in your mind with no prickles (uh)
Do you wanna fight? You're bark and no bite
Don't fuck around with Mr Pickles (uh)
If these bitches bite, oh yes, these bitches bite
Like Tommy, I react with giggles, uh
I'm a different beast from a different breed. I love the taste of minced meat (ruff!)
You're P-BS for an ARG, and as shitpost, you just piss me off
At least I'm loyal to my human. You see your friends as your enemies
You need discipline, so serve me or I serve you to my pet Steve.

Binky:
I took a bath with Arthur's mom, but you're the one who's washed up
Lesser Lassie's trapped in a well. Let's see you get out with more trash talk.
A beast, a threat? To whom, may I ask? It's time you face the facts
You died soulless, and Sheriff replaced you in time as Grandpa gave you the ax 
No more secrets, Mr Pickles. You don't scare me in the least
You may lay down deep on your lair, but you can't hide from this beast
I solve problems. I help people. I seek to achieve perfection
You're a vermin, son of a witch. I hope you like vivisections

Mr Pickles:
Trash talk? I speak the language that makes my bidding get done
From now on, anyone who repeats your verses is speaking in a dead tongue 
So don't threaten me with a good time. Now it's time to say goodbye 
As I rip your limbs, break your ribs and I eat your flesh under the moonlight 

Binky:
Try that on me, your balls come off. Keep this horny beast locked up.
Animals, corpses, your verses, your series. All of those things, you fucked up.
Another problem solved, you knew how this ended deep down.
But cheer up, Mr Pickles. Your corpse will look nice in my treehouse.

Mr Pickles vs Binky (You Gotta Be Kidding Me) - Rap Assault

Trump:
Yo it's Donald Trump coming out my Trump Towers
Bout to show this bitch a sampler of my Trump Power
I don't need my "Politics Beam" to tell you're gonna lose g
Biden may be woke, but your ass is fruity!
This third grade nerd's earned a diss track, punk
Your burns are so bad I turned into pickle trump!
Your series is so bad (believe me) everyone can tell
Shadow wizard money gang! We love casting spells!

Dilly:
Damn, trump, those fucking lines were just the worst 
I'm glad you went before me, after all it's ladies first 
You got mike pence, a condom, and pencil in your purse 
Call me covid 2.0. This bitch ass gon need a nurse 
(Ay ay) lay off the spray tan you lookin like a cheez it 
(Ay ay) heard you wrote a book, i prolly will not read it 
You call me fruity, bitch your verse was a fruit’s ballad 
I'm shitting on this track like you did to mail in ballots 

Trump:
That verse was sick... like COVID. It's not true!
You think you'll win? So wrong. Not you!
No truth was spilled. I will not fall!
When I take your crew and I KILL THEM ALL!!!
Okay so this next line was gonna be about 9/11 but I figured it might alienate my voter base and be a bit insensitive
Mostly alienate my voter base
I don't Obama-care about the rhymes you spat
Anyways, wanna go play Minecraft?

Dilly:
No i will not play minecraft with a fuckin racist g 
I prefer running up bridge when dan is there to carry me 
You make walls cause youre a short lil bitch with small fingers 
I make walls when logged on fortnite, im a raw builder 
I'm not feeling hearing or fearing you im a point taker 
You sound like a mix of casey and a fuckin voice changer 
I'm the creepypasta of the most and now this cunts bloody 
Here's ten dollars for your loss and don't use it as hush money

Dilly vs Donald Trump. FRB In True

CornCob as Banban
GodzillaFan8889 as Red
Trav Shark as The Technician

Crew 
Beat by Insanebeatz 
Written by Trav Shark 
Additional writing help by PhantomCom Art by Trav Shark, Radish Stew, Teimunity Backgrounds by Trav Shark  
Thumbnail by Radish Stew  

Banban:
Who's this, some bulbous headed Elmo in a lab coat?
I know you're a mad genius, so let me break down a few notes
We teach preschoolers, make respectful decisions without experiments
But you watch people do your work as they get torment

My game is itself while yours is locked behind Roblox's Doors
With your little bit of screen time, you're nothing but a bore
Your run down play place has nothing to moral
So you don't need a theme park when your mind is your own Odd World

Now I'll knock you out and take your items and rap skills
Cause you act like the mastermind, but you're more like the third wheel kill
Feasting on your pancreas is what I want til your time to die slips
You just trick people with manipulation to help? Talk about a sign flip

You're IQ is as blinding as green's sight
Cause all you care about is money and not the fight
I'll make sure you'll leave without any parties
Cause when I'm here this battle is foolhardy


Red:
With my hypothesis, that verse was not really a punch
So do you mind doing some work for me, it's not like your kid friendly to watch
Your whole concept design looks like it was from a 5 year old
I'm knocking down unpopular pins like your mixed reviews told

Better stay out Banban, cause I'll make sure your banned (banned)
Could've taken the chance and just ran
Your game might have the green light, but the snail would give you the red light
Can't have anything harder than a stone, all it takes to leave is a drone in flight

I have stings in my rhymes like a Stinger Flynn
To me, your whole character is kinda mid
How does something cutesy turn into something brutey?
You're more like Poppy Playtime mixed with Baldi's Basics
After this burn, not even batteries can power you up and make your rap fix

Like Jesus, how can a bird be so violent?
Is it because its babies are as fragile as your elevator lift?
Took away key cards, but that didn't change a bit
All would take to save people is a hand flip


Banban:
Just to remind you, Banbaleena would rip you to pieces 
But I think it's better to have a new punishment than leaving you rot in feces
Such as making you sit in detention 
Cause I bet you're just desperate for people's attention

How about you try to calculate the amount of times you fail to kill final survivors
Cause every plan you make ends up with you being a liar
How did you turn an amusement park into a literal Jurassic Park?

So why not just experiment your way to actually fight
Cause Oswald Davis is dead to you and would've tested your might
You're no man behind any slaughter cause he lives in vents
Your hiding skills are completely hopeless, thinking outside the box doesn't make sense

You have many theme park technical problems
Cause a technician just tries to stop them
If you want to make things better, try making a pterodactyl that actually uses its wings
Guess when everyone is not around your place, you must feel very blue and it must very sting


Red:
I really think you should reconsider and think about what you're doing
This guy's mind is more psycho than you, so there's no fooling
Don't try to get into his temptation
Cause his Jolly Green Giant almost gave him a full mutilation

This devil would just die if had any holy water
Cause it would be a way for a burn to tatter
Try to actually try to put a scratch on me you devil Gumby
Since it's your only way to win without getting a bit tumbly

Your preschool is just empty, literally your students are trash
You could leave this battle if you want, just have a party for a bash
You say you're a principle, I say you mean it as "of evil doing"
Bendy wannabe wants kids to have fun, but ends up scaring them with his roaring

[Couldn't fit all the lyrics here, so this is all you get]

Banban vs. Red ft. CornCob & GodzillaFan8889

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Funny Scrogus (Spelunky) VS Chimmy (Chimmy) - Rap Battles of Whatever

ThanosQuack as Funny Scrogus
Korekitten as Chimmy
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by Korekitten
Beat by Stoic
Thumbnail by Rosenthal
Special Thanks to dad_as_heck and garbageGothic

0:00

Rap Battles of Whatever! Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy! Begin!

Scrogus (0:19)

(Uh) Scrogus, the coolest rapper ever to be
Against dimwit Chimmy, but he’s no enemy, please
I’m a jellyfish, you die one single step in the sea
Consider this the second time you’re on a record and beat
You're not that threatening to me, I'm not even phased
How the hell is permanent walking a fucking speedrun game?
(Yeah) And your diet of apples makes it obvious
You'll never find a doctor and youll never fucking talk to one

Chimmy (0:38)

You know it's Chimmy so don't fuck with me
Who even are you? Dude, you make the ocean fishy
But it’s no surprise that when you go spelunking
You’re so outta place, it makes Scrogus Funny
Don’t need those OC’s to change your look, bro
I’ll beat you so hard, I’m achieving purple
(Uh) But you wanna know the most sad thing?
Your only interaction with dad is when he makes you a sandwich

Scrogus (0:57)

Oh, you jealous of the jellyfish?
People travel ‘round the globe to revel in my excellence
You’re a ghoulish creature. (Yeah) Nobody wants you
You must be demonic ‘cause SummoningSalt blocks you
And where’s your costume? Public nudity’s a crime, dawg.
I may wear shades, but you’ll burn my fucking eyes off.
No wonder people can’t even improve their speedruns
Playing your game is already the biggest time loss.

Chimmy (1:17)

Bitch, don’t come for my fans, that just ain’t true
The same people who praise you like to inhale glue
You’re crazy to think you’re famous dude,
You may have escaped a forgotten arcade game, but all your players did the same with you
(Yuh) And your wiki is a mystery
I’m missing the reason behind the hard R that you’ve hidden deep
I got the W, so there’s no runners left, kid
‘Cause it’s on the record, you’ve one/won second

Scrogus

Oh yeah? Well, Undertale 2
best game ever bitch. sans undertale eats ketchup. fucker.

Chimmy

Don’t even get me fucking started, if you know videogames at all, youve probably heard of chimmy. Released in 1983 for camoco vision box its one of the most beloved videogames of all time (fades off)

Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy - Rap Battles of Whatever

ArcadeKitten battles are back on the menu (I say, as if the last one wasn't a week ago)

Snakebite126 as Bobble the Clown
M!CAH as Lambchop
Prod. by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixing by Spadical
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks: garbageGothic, Rosenthal, Quizzique, all the Maryheads

LYRICS:
Bobble the Clown:
Hey, kids! Welcome to my show! I… where are the tots at?
Oh, you must be the mentally immature one, ‘cause otherwise, you would’ve passed out from my broadcast!
Right, now we’ve got that cleared up. As a shop owner, deals are what you’d mostly be closing,
But unfortunately for you, there’s also a wolf tryna get in the clothes of this wolf in sheep’s clothing
But of course, you fell for the one person in your town you couldn’t pack in your articles. 
Tell me, are you crushing on that star witch because her magic can fix your lack of any heartstrings to pull?
Then she says “I can fix him”, but even she can’t once I’ve gutted this Tumblr cutie.
How’s a killer supposed to be threatening with resurrection? ArcadeKitten might as well be a fucking PUSSY!
So when I’m throwing these hands, you’ll be tortured and damned like all of the soldiers in camps
Makes sense that this sheep would flock to what’s popular - he stole all the trends from Cult of the Lamb
Now kids, I may be loud on the air, but your head’s in the clouds if you’re scared of this fantasy monster
Prepare for another Kitchen Surprise, as I lead another lamb to the slaughter

Lambchop:
Welcome to my shop! I assure you, there’s many sweets to try
But maybe you should hold off, ‘cause you’ve already got a sickeningly saccharine redesign!
(sigh) You know what? I’m already bored of dissing this clown who’s a literal hack
So I’m dragging you off like I’m Dr. [[REDACTED]]; mark the second time you’ll be in the back
It’ll soon be clear your doom is near - bet you’ve never seen a sheep with pruning shears
You’ll be decapitated like Raj; how about I sell Bobble’s head as a souvenir?
Pennywise on a penny’s budget is hardly bringing scary content
Sure, you may hate me, but look into my eyes; you think you can win a staring contest?
Thought you’d be a famous horror star, but dropped off the air like Stella
Facing off ‘gainst me is a gutsy move, but like Ruuuuby, I’m fed up
You’re the clown, and your whole damn site’s a circus, but not one I’d visit for fun
After I’ve left Bobble bodybagged, the record of your loss is data you’ll wish stays expunged

Bobble the Clown:
Wanna put up a fight, but your verse was underweight; for a butcher, I thought you could pack meat
Even before your mind was changed, you alwarys stood out as the black sheep
In Stella’s village, her plan was to keep them happy, ‘til she found this piece of crap’s secret stash
All it took was a wave of her hand to erase your brain more than any Grade A amnesiac!
I don’t even need to learn to stay unnoticed, ‘cause there’s, like, six guys in your Potemkin village
Grab a mosquito trap and leave your business as embers! Remember, kids; it’s the most effective method for getting rid of pests and insects
Leaving necks slit’s how you get her attention and end up as close souls?
Tell me, Lambchop: how does my average episode have a less fucked-up moral?

Lambchop
You’re getting under people’s skin, but I’m not talking that when I say you’re a boring twat
Where’s your entourage? Well, either way, when I break your legs, you’ll need a different supporting cast
Biggest threat you could make is doxxing, creeping and peeping on researchers
But Ronald McDonald over here can’t even bring enough beef for a decent burger
This is not the place for you, I could chop off all your bodyweight and still make it in time for my coffee break
But you’ve already been locked away to rot away, makes sense why you’re marked as “Safe”
Well, it’s been an honor, but there’s no doubt who won in this bout of cannibalistic villainy
SCP-993’s been terminated, and there’ll soon be more fresh meat for delivery

Bobble the Clown (SCP Foundation) vs. Lambchop (Sweet No Death) - AK Rap Battles

baldi baldi’s basics vs pon roly poly nanakorobi yaoki rap battle

➤ Cast:

Korekitten as Baldi
Spidey Fam as Principal of the Thing
garbageGothic as Playtime

Fightmarker as Pon
JoJoVo as Cho
Buckethead as Banaten

➤ Crew:

Written, produced, mixed by Korekitten
Additional writing assistance from Raisu

Thumbnails by Korekitten
Sprites by Grasman

➤ Lyrics:

(verse 1: 16 bars)

Baldi:
oh hi! welcome to my schoolhouse!
id say “drop the beat” but yours are way too loud! (haha!!)
against me, you’re just a pawn/Pon i will rule out
ask Banaten, you’re not that hard to shoot down
now i gotta take a crack at your concept? holy moly!
subtract coherence from school and you get Roly-Polys!
tried to make a new one, but came way much shorter
with what looks like the budget of one shiny quarter!
(wow!) you’re not just hurting ears but giving brain damage
computers tryna save our eyes thats why your game’s crashing
with all your loopy effects, you’ve been dropping toddlers
like you were tryna turn in abortions to the late badket
(oh!) you ain’t rad, kid, you’re nothing but lazy
stuck in the friend group where you’re treated like a baby
lets hope that verse isn’t as dry as your Fandom wikipedia
looks like your fans are just like you: lost media!


(verse 2: 20 bars)

Pon:
you say that i’m lazy, but dude, look at your team
use that patreon money to start a hair growth routine
you’re a clueless ruler enforcing rules with your ruler
but it’s clear that “school rules when: you’re not with an abuser” (uh)
how the hell do you teach with the time you’re wasting?
your game is so tired out call it Biden’s Basics
i’m tired of the chasing, and im sure half the class thinks
the one thing you can teach is how to be ass at rapping
well, it looks like the clickbait just wasn’t enough
and so you went from “Gotta Sweep” to swept under the rug
i make a track slap like your ruler, you’re offbeat and free-roaming
your random event is like: “uh oh! Baldi’s metronome is 

broken!”
since the Game Jam, you’ve been a runner-up. just a hunk of junk
got your win stolen like your brothers bus, but at the same time
was stacking numbers up, but the thought of blood and guts
got your rubbish dump sucker punched off the google play site
fuck a first prize you fell far from Farfalle
then you threw in First Prize ‘cause your ending was too hard to play
you spend all of your time trying to mess with the children
so because of that i grade you F for federal prison


(verse 3: 8 bars)

Principal of the Thing:
you guys clearly don’t know a thing about *basic*s

Playtime:
that weird cast is one even i don’t wanna play with!

Baldi:
you think kids will like your colors, and how you’re stylized?
with how your game has agedyou really backed up that “Time Flies”!

Playtime:
it’s pretty sad how no-one knows what you are anymore!

Baldi:
Osamu brought in Gotta Sweep to shoo you out of the door!

Principal:
i don’t think that any parent will be hearing ‘bout this

Baldi:
(yeah!) you’ll stay niche, like congratulations .. you exist!


(verse 4: 8 bars)

Pon:
keep on pushing back releases, got useless PR
looks like- 

Cho:
looks like Pon’s not the only one here to fail at VR!
it’s like Birthday-bashing my head against a wall playing your game

Banaten:
and Baldi’s Plus is just Baldi plus undone shit like Place Face (look)
your first game got worst copies than Vs. Dave
this verse slays this balding bird-brain like it’s Filename

Cho:
so this style-based prick will stay the indie black sheep

Pon:
the fans ditched this wack creep, left him more unknown than his crash screen

Baldi vs. Pon (Roly-Polys) - Rap Battle.

Knives Chau kinnie thinking he’s a Scottaholic
But Nugget’s a fraud, he hasn’t even read the comics
Knives would fucking hate you - her father would, too
You’re a puny, white dork, there’s no honor in you

Now you’re going after Benjamin, you’re jealous, kid, face it
Your sense of humour is carried by our association
If he and I said “fuck it, let’s ditch him” and called it quits
Your reputation would plummet and no one would like your bits

Guess Nuggets were meant to dip, I’m taking you to McDonalds
You’ll have to leave Shimario or we might have some problems
Let’s just say he’s got a record, not your story to hear
But if you work fast food, that dude is someone to fear

Fuck it, I’m taking you back to the Cinderace days
You were just another stupid fucking kid who played games
We would laugh behind your back because you’re really damn strange
Shit, come to think about it, not a single thing changed

Aniyah asked if we liked you, I told her it’s going great
That’s what she wanted to hear, was lying right to her face
“Cuz all of us think you’re weird, you act like a fucking dummy
We only pretend to be your friend because it’s kinda funny

But it wasn’t enough just sabotaging yourself
You had to bring someone else, and now I’mma give him hell
Shimario, didn’t expect you to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up ‘fore I put all them phone calls out

You made on Discord, begging me not to talk about McDonalds
Then went and dropped my name as if we wouldn’t have a problem
Fuck a warning shot, try that pussy shit again and maybe I’ll
Get Stupes to narrate the story to put on my main account

But while you’re here, sit down, let’s have a talk
How’s your series going? Oh? Still no progress at all?
Well shit, if Rabi and Patrick are busy then I get it
It’s not like I expect you to do anything but edit

Speaking of, our vid’s gonna hit 2 milly after April
For making your career, I thought that you’d be more grateful
Instead, you always run your mouth and give a stupid take or two 
I don’t wanna hear you talk unless I’m fucking paying you

Your best battles are superfluous
If I won with Weegee vs Tails Doll, CreeperPasta’d be furious
Views are incomparable, 30 thousand is light
You can’t even pretend that you’re on my level like Fight

Maybe you’ll do it like him, you’ll write a diss on me
Before BOTY, then lose by 6 votes, gee
I wonder who switched up? Well I’m not naming any names, yo
But JustGamer really needs to fucking stick to gameshows

I said I’d never do a battle and it’s true
Right now it’s just me, not sharing a track with you
I hope you’re having fun, diss track season’s begun
‘Cuz now every kid in FRB will wanna do it too

where's knives? - ItsNugget & Shimario Diss Track

Beat by InsaneBeatz
Vladimyr P. as Jeff The Killer (audio & video)
Zawesome as Jack The Ripper (audio)
Fightmarker as Jack The Ripper (video)
Writers: Paige, GamingPlush64, and Fight
Mixed by Mightfarker

Jack The Ripper: 
Six. Who the hell is next on the list? 
This teenage emo little bitch seems to fit right in
With the other whores I've been slaughterin', DeLarge thinks he'll worry me? 
Your fucking family issues don't seem to deflect horny teens 
You’re boring me, Joker, why are you so serious?
Cheer up, or a lot more will be spilling from your bleeding wrists
You're a little pest, can't get over past mistakes, or yourself 
So as you’re burning down houses, I’m burning you straight down to hell
Jack.
The holes deepen when I get my rips in 
Fact.
The sole reason of your existence
I was down on “red ink”, let’s hope you provide plenty 
Come back of The Canonical Five, this is the first entry

Jeff The Killer:
You want to talk about lust? Honestly, it's disappointing, dude
The only reason you killed is cuz you couldn't get ripped with prostitutes 
But I guess you eventually got sucked off by those who claim to be you 
But the question is; are they as much of whiny bitches as you, too?
But now you're seen as nothing but fiction; simply another Chewsday hoax 
Yet you compare me to The Joker; but it seems you're the Killing Joke 
Go fuck off with your rocks off, it's a good thing you kept your socks on 
Or else you would have gone both ways; another double digit bomb
You’ve had no experience with bars, and that’s why you can’t spit this iller
I mean hell, LL Cool J had better disses as Jack The Ripper
But then your sad weird acts eventually lead to your doom, sir
The identity would of been a mystery if you weren’t such a coomer


Jack The Ripper
I am known throughout the ages, and still never going outdated
I’ve gone through many faces, and still never had any slated
What you created became an entire mockery of your genre
Oh jolly, the story behind your image is more appealing than your pasta
Should of let the bellends drop before facing off this legend mate
Ironic you say go to sleep, because this is your final resting place
Bullied once, if you only had thicker skin then
You wouldn’t went insane and have such an ugly face
there would be no blood, the moment when
It went down the drain, I gut the attention whore case
It’s sad really, what happened to your family’s a tragedy 
I’d slice you, but leaving you alive would bring much more agony
Then I start to look at your existence, hurts to not laugh at my enemy  
fan fictions to 3:00 AM challenges, oh gee what a legacy

Jeff The Killer
The STDs must of rotten your brain if you think you can take this
I’d wanna cut off my ears if you try to throw me another fit
Your movies paints you as the prey so I’ll look behind the death scenes
and see honestly you’re more closely akin to Jeffery Epstein 
More of a joke than the leather apron, just another tabloid
And as I watch over your lifeless corpse; I’ll leave Jack the Rapper destroyed
I’ll do the police a service and make it easier to spot you out
Because you can’t miss a fat guy with a sliced open mouth

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