Crew

Beat by ILL fortune 

Written by Trav Shark 

Edited by Trav Shark 

art by Trav Shark, GraksmxxT, ArtStation

Backgrounds by Shutterstock 

Thumbnail by Trav Shark

The Crooked man:
Let me tell a story, A STORY about a Slender Man.
He would walk the Slender mile hiding pages, not quite a fan. (oh please)
Not getting the population, the nation, the temptation on your film.
Barely showed your ass white no face on screen, should've called it a microfilm.
I can't tell if you were born like this or spent hours in gobi.
Sheesh, I didn't think you would kill a family like Toby.
With that ugly look and style, didn't know you would have a wife and daughter.
But I guess when you're against me, it's more lambs to the slaughter.
You were never a game, just a photoshop.
Thinking you would get fame and hit the top.
Your game is just not scary with all its gimmicks.
You're just an inspiration of what Siren Head fucking mimics.

Slender Man:
Are you done with your shitty verse?
It almost sounded like you didn't even rehearse.
Looking like a pedophile with the creepy ass smile.
You better start running if you want to do a Crooked mile.
Luring people and killing them is sort of my shtick.
The only thing that's crooked is your umbrella stick.
All you do is jack off horror from a kid's toy.
Just a figment, not real but destroying joy.
Now I'm making you red. (yeah)
So you're gonna be dead. (ha)
Didn't think I would see something so graphic.
At the end of this, you're gonna see static.

The Crooked Man:
I can see you spend most of your days around roble.
You should've been deleted like your horror game on mobile.
I expected more from your Arrival.
But I guess when you're against me, you're nothing but a rival.
I get all the spotlight while you blend into the background.
Feeling like I'm deaf from the booming you do as sound.
From how you're standing, you look like a JPeg.
You're so ugly, you came out as a Plants vs Zombies Easter egg.

Slender Man:
You want to talk about Easter eggs, your shitty ass was in a circus.
Have a hat fused to your face, acting like me hiding in Quercus. 
So how about you go to Crooked Hell to ring a bell.
Your shitty tricks don't make it so Conjuring. 
Try to find my pages, maybe it'll make you start hurrying.
With every word you talk and rhyme, it's just a waste of time.
Your little song wasn't all that groovy.
Your fears you bring is lifeless...like the reviews on your movie. (ha, ha, ha)


The Crooked Man vs Slender Man

Cast
Trav Shark as Nosferatu 
acexperts as Count Dracula
Derpiest Game Blast as Morbius

Crew
Beat by Rask Beats
Mixed by JotaSeis 
Written by Trav Shark, acexperts, Derpiest Game Blast
Edited by Trav Shark
Art by acexperts, Trav Shark
Backgrounds by deviantart, Shutterstock 
Thumbnail by Radish Stew


Nosferatu
After all these decades in the past, I'll have to break the silence.
You'll need more than your fangs to bite in this fight at the slightest.
You just can't beat the classic, you're just a Count-er part. 
You should've just left from the start.

Be real, why do you even have a servant doing your bidding?
Biting necks is the only thing you're fiddling.  
Now in transylvania working zombies leaves our ears ringing
So ditch the butler, and from the movies, the singing

I'll make sure my verse is hotter than the sun, frying you like steaks.
I know I'm the vampire here, but it looks like I need the wooden stakes.
You're not even all that great, you're so weak like your shit on Castlevania.
So go do room service in your Hotel Transylvania.


Count Dracula
That verse felt like nothing, sounded so very old.
You didn't have the equipment to speak yet, so it couldn't unfold.
Bit so much off me, a staircase is the only way you're showing any light.
At least I got red and green off people, you still kept everything black and white.

I dress in a button shirt and a dashing cape as I gloat.
While you wear nothing but a dirty ass trench coat.
Your face looks like it was messed up if it had stitches.
For a guy who appears with spongebob, you like playing with switches.

With that bald head, you better cook that egghead and flock.
I wouldn't understand you cause your actor was German, Orlok.
Talking about sunlight, even though that's how you died.
So by the end, your master wouldn't care even if you were tried.


Nosferatu
You must be calling from the depths of your coffin deep inside the castle.
That verse smelt like garlic, they sounded like you didn't even hassle.
Try to count the disses I do, you'll do it slowly like in sesame street.
I might look weak, but I still can't be defeated on this beat. 

You're just living for years by your destinations.
I read stories but I didn't know you took vacations.
At the end, you'll lose again with a few thumps.
Maybe you would've won if you didn't hit Goosebumps.


Count Dracula
Do you even call that a Monster Mash?
Cause that sounded like a waste of a bash.
The only thing keeping you alive is fan games about you.
You look a little sick looking there Nosfer-achoo.

I was made to give out scares based on Stoker.
Your director F.W. just sounded like a F.L. and a stroker.
So I'll make you bleed like I do to everybody.
Maybe if you weren't dead, grave robbers wouldn't have stolen your body.



Morbius
Someone hiding in the shadows, but not a Batman.
I know for sure you two don't have a big fan.
Those disses you did couldn't bring fans you brought in.
Besides, you guys aren't the ones making tomatoes rotten.

Got crowds saying and shouting my name.
You wouldn't understand cause none of you have fame.
Dracula, your verses sounded like they were written by animators of Sony Pictures. (ugh)
Now Nosferatu, you just look like a sell out bullshit with your fixtures. (yeah)

All of you are just Twilight Zoning.
I'm getting money while all of your ash body is what you're owning.
I know I was a doctor and what I'm doing is a crime.
The only time when there's a mic drop is when it's MORBIN TIME!





Nosferatu vs Count Dracula ft. acexperts & Derpiest Game Blast

Cast
Trav Shark as Beat The Boss
Danii as Whack your boss 


Crew
Beat by Anywaywell
Written by Trav Shark
Art by Trav Shark
Backgrounds by Shutterstock, pngtree
Thumbnail by Radish Stew 






Beat the boss:
Ugh this fucking song is just bullshit and nauseous.
So who the fuck sent this bowling pinhead asshole to my office? (Grgh)
Just a fucking intern who just chokes out with phone cords.
The violent shit you do is a crime you're heading towards.
Your life is just sad and stupid.
Looking like a sad adult life of cupid. (Ha)
You just don't know when to stop.
All you want is to get to the top.
I'm in a bad angry mood.
Hopefully that you understood.
Blowing fucking steam like popping off a cork.
So do me a favor and I'll say it, GET BACK TO WORK!










Whack your boss:
Seems you have anger issues and just look like an mpeg.
Nothing but a Kick The Buddy garbage bootleg.
Maybe put some coffee on the wound, since I'm burning ya.
Shouting and screaming just scares your interns by a flaw.
Looking like someone to fire and rehire just to fire again.
Some maniac that wouldn't be fain.
Don't even think about your actions and fuck it.
So now you're the boss that kicked the angry bucket.









Beat the boss:
The fuck was that, something out of a fantasy land?
That shit was nothing, I still stand.
Acting calm, but really hiding violence like Patrick Bateman.
Seems like someone needs coffee and needs a break, man.
The world is just colorless and dead.
Don't understand how you would still be a trend.
So maybe have some muscle to be leaner.
Acting like John Wick cause you have a personal cleaner.







Whack your boss:
You're the one to talk about violence and stuff.
Literally a human pin cushion that likes to get rough.
Acting like a Bernie, and it's not even a weekend.
Stress is released while you just don't let it bend.
You're not even human, you just jack some clothes.
I don't need to fight you, since your reputation is closed.
I would mug you, and I'm not talking about money.
With all the weapons you have, you're not all that funny.
You're the reason the blue is not in the sky.
Your mobile app will always be dead and not fly.
If killing you will be the answer, it will be your cost.
So I guess I'm about to Beat The Boss.


Whack Your Boss vs Beat The Boss ft. Danii

Crew
Written by Trav Shark 
Edited by Trav Shark 
Beat by Soulker
Art by Trav Shark 
Backgrounds by Shutterstock 
Thumbnail by Trav Shark 

Seek:
I'll kill this scrap metal cause he's in my Dunes.
You're not all that scary with your Backrooms in your tombs.
Who would've thought a fanbase  would have a lot of meme booms.
Just a metal monster who doesn't get the idea.
Your place looks the same at every spot, call you an Ikea.
Your monster look doesn't have a kill in your name.
Just a lot of scratching is what you frame.
You wanted attention so bad, you picked up some Steam, but couldn't get to the extreme.
Have a lot of codes, but that's just a theory.
The surroundings are only for a fool who find it eerie.
So try to rap against me, cause you're always going to be below.
Cause you're just out of bounds and I can beat you with one blow.

The Backrooms Entity:
You think you got the upper hand, but you just got the upper floor.
You're not even a main threat, just a small chase and nothing more.
I'm known to put people in their ends.
You're just a viral trash next to Rainbow Friends.
You think I'm dumb, but I'm no trash past that.
If you were a victim, you would be in a yellow hazmat.
Looking wet from that whiplash.
From that first verse, you got the LSPLASH.
Covered in black goop, guess I'll call you Bob for a Screecher.
Let's play hide and seek, but you're the Seeker.

Seek:
I wouldn't call that a verse psychotage.
Beat you to the ground, make you unfound footage.
I kill people in a blood bath, you don't cause much chaos.
This is not what I expect from a literal face off.
From the video quality, I see why the last name is Pixels.
Bitch you got so much attention, you have a movie shooting like missiles.
Having hazmats walk around like you're contagious without tophus.
I haunt a hotel, but your establishment is a empty box office.

The Backrooms Entity:
You want a fucking clean fight, then fight someone with something in common.
All you do is chase and give up, nothing but a strawman.
Just a shitty creation that wasn't well thought.
With your body shape, you would be a threat on Super Hot.
You're just an apocalypse, call this Shaun of the doors.
Maybe act scary by running on fours.
Not very much of a puzzle with objects that are so fringed.
People would very much like you, if you weren't so Unhinged.


Roblox Doors vs The Backrooms

Beat by Insanebeatz 
Written by Trav Shark 
Edited by Trav Shark 
Art by Trav Shark 
Backgrounds by Shutterstock 
Thumbnail by Trav Shark 


Henry Creel:
Well, if it isn't the anti-Superman kid copycat.
Am I supposed to be intimidated by your mask while you're wearing that?
Call that a fact, but you weren't intact.
Because you were lied for years and broke to tears and you had no cheers.
So I'll make your jaw-droppin like your step uncle when his car dropped in. (oh)
I would make sure subjects are fine, but you look like someone in the rejects.
We both have parent issues. but I at least didn't go ape shit on my father in his shoes.
You have no allies, breaking glass in someone's eyes.
And with all the ties, you make planes fall from the skies.
Not even scary with your size, your own ship is what makes you dead and bise.
I scratch out my victim's sight in prise, so I'll make sure that your sleeping with the flies.

Brandon Breyer:
Um, not sure if you read this right.
But someone better put the collar back on this mad dog before he gets a bite. (yeah)
I didn't see a lot of disses in that verse you wrote, more like facts on a note.
If you were so strong, then how did you lose to a girl that made you a clown?
Made yourself monstrous and turned your life upside down.
Scientists used you like pawn, just a demon spawn.
Cause you killed your family and made them gone.
This battle is fun, not so much of a number one now cause you know I won.
Cause a rainbow room is not just a playroom, it's more like your doom.

Henry Creel:
(Grgh) Let me ask you something: How did your parents not know about your abilities?
Your powers made you insane with its utilities.
People wanting a sequel on datings, but the box office bombed with bad ratings.
Couldn't make any banks blow up, but rather killed off a Banks.
Drawing a symbol in 2 colors that represents your sides?
Now you just use it as a sign after someone dies.
You're just an abduction, causing destruction in homes in Brightburn.
So after this verse, it'll be a bright burn.


Brandon Breyer:
Is that the best you can unfold?
Why are you rapping? It's the only way to escape your hell hole.
Changed your appearance from Henry Creel to something not real.
You're nothing more than a power source for kids.
Gave your family and people nightmares that is beyond from forbids.
Got tentacles growing like a sprout.
Think you won, but really just grandfather clocked out.
How the hell were you a threat in the beginning, even though you were hidden away?
You don't care about people, you just use them in dismay.
You've broken bones and made them bend, So I guess our time is at an end.




Henry Creel vs Brandon Breyer

Beat by Dansonn 
Written by Trav Shark 
Edited by Trav Shark 
Art by Trav Shark
Backgrounds by Shutterstock 
Thumbnail by Trav Shark 



Serial Designation N:
Oh cool, a rap battle, sounds like something fun to do.
Up against a-..um..wait..who are you?
Sorry, but it seems like I don't know you like your film from a decade.
Cause you're just forgotten like sitting on the shelf left to become decayed.
Seems like you got your world's life sucked out like your inventor.
I would say you were in the center, but the critics shredded your tenter.
I would go on a murder spree on you, Sackboy bootleg.
But maybe your creator should've gave you more muscular legs.
Um, do I have any more disses about you? (uh)
Maybe knock on some Wood and think about your mistake on 2.
It seems you were just used after you were produced by Burton.
Cause your director made you a hero, but made you uncertain.
Your film is just PG, even with the devil's number.
You're so brave, too bad your leader is just terrible like Tumblrs.
Your ending just made no sense, you acted like things are okay and fine.
Your name is a joke cause even 7 likes eating nines.
Honestly thinking you had core on the lines, but couldn't one up a film like Coraline.

9:
Was that your verse? Um, it sounded like you don't know what you're doing.
The way you think is like having trash for brains, which is why your crew treats you like it while viewing.
Tell me, do you love V? (N: Well, of course I-)
Well, not what is based on the art with envy. (N: WHAT!?)
With your blades, you got no cutting line. Once I beat you, I'll give you a new meaning to Copper 9.
Got yourself craving on the bloodline cause you only survive by drinking someone's blood line.
How did you get outsmarted by a Doll, since your creator treated you like one?
With all of the confidence you have, your bravery is still none.
A tomb is where you'll be headed, if you don't stop getting beheaded.
You did one thing with a goth at the peak, how to turn a hottie into the robot centipede.

Serial Designation N:
Wow, that was a pretty good verse.
AHH, NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK TRASH ABOUT HIS REHEAESE! (ugh)
Seems like fabrication wasn't the best cause any beast can make a mess.
Now I'm turning the gears and steaming, call me the Seamstress.
You and the others couldn't make peace with the beast and be equal.
You were so bad, glad that they didn't plan for a sequel.
Lost everyone you cared about to a Tailsman.
I'm decapitating heads while you're just getting, ha, tails, man. (hehe)
Could have gone through the film without a voice.
Cause if you did, you wouldn't be able to make 1 change his choices.

9:
Was that really your comeback?
Cause it seems it didn't have any heavy disses or facts.
Not even looking dapper or being a rapper could make you fly.
But the only thing you're good at is throwing your girlfriend into the skies.
Why do you even kill worker drones if you used to be one?
The bad thing that would hurt you is being alone.
Even at a prom, you can't catch a moment and still stay in friend zones.
Death storms wouldn't have a lot of aerations, but I would need sunlight for a better diss-integration.
A huge wall of corpses is where you dwell.
You might be N, but after this, you took the L.

Serial Designation N vs. 9

CornCob as Banban
GodzillaFan8889 as Red
Trav Shark as The Technician

Crew 
Beat by Insanebeatz 
Written by Trav Shark 
Additional writing help by PhantomCom Art by Trav Shark, Radish Stew, Teimunity Backgrounds by Trav Shark  
Thumbnail by Radish Stew  

Banban:
Who's this, some bulbous headed Elmo in a lab coat?
I know you're a mad genius, so let me break down a few notes
We teach preschoolers, make respectful decisions without experiments
But you watch people do your work as they get torment

My game is itself while yours is locked behind Roblox's Doors
With your little bit of screen time, you're nothing but a bore
Your run down play place has nothing to moral
So you don't need a theme park when your mind is your own Odd World

Now I'll knock you out and take your items and rap skills
Cause you act like the mastermind, but you're more like the third wheel kill
Feasting on your pancreas is what I want til your time to die slips
You just trick people with manipulation to help? Talk about a sign flip

You're IQ is as blinding as green's sight
Cause all you care about is money and not the fight
I'll make sure you'll leave without any parties
Cause when I'm here this battle is foolhardy


Red:
With my hypothesis, that verse was not really a punch
So do you mind doing some work for me, it's not like your kid friendly to watch
Your whole concept design looks like it was from a 5 year old
I'm knocking down unpopular pins like your mixed reviews told

Better stay out Banban, cause I'll make sure your banned (banned)
Could've taken the chance and just ran
Your game might have the green light, but the snail would give you the red light
Can't have anything harder than a stone, all it takes to leave is a drone in flight

I have stings in my rhymes like a Stinger Flynn
To me, your whole character is kinda mid
How does something cutesy turn into something brutey?
You're more like Poppy Playtime mixed with Baldi's Basics
After this burn, not even batteries can power you up and make your rap fix

Like Jesus, how can a bird be so violent?
Is it because its babies are as fragile as your elevator lift?
Took away key cards, but that didn't change a bit
All would take to save people is a hand flip


Banban:
Just to remind you, Banbaleena would rip you to pieces 
But I think it's better to have a new punishment than leaving you rot in feces
Such as making you sit in detention 
Cause I bet you're just desperate for people's attention

How about you try to calculate the amount of times you fail to kill final survivors
Cause every plan you make ends up with you being a liar
How did you turn an amusement park into a literal Jurassic Park?

So why not just experiment your way to actually fight
Cause Oswald Davis is dead to you and would've tested your might
You're no man behind any slaughter cause he lives in vents
Your hiding skills are completely hopeless, thinking outside the box doesn't make sense

You have many theme park technical problems
Cause a technician just tries to stop them
If you want to make things better, try making a pterodactyl that actually uses its wings
Guess when everyone is not around your place, you must feel very blue and it must very sting


Red:
I really think you should reconsider and think about what you're doing
This guy's mind is more psycho than you, so there's no fooling
Don't try to get into his temptation
Cause his Jolly Green Giant almost gave him a full mutilation

This devil would just die if had any holy water
Cause it would be a way for a burn to tatter
Try to actually try to put a scratch on me you devil Gumby
Since it's your only way to win without getting a bit tumbly

Your preschool is just empty, literally your students are trash
You could leave this battle if you want, just have a party for a bash
You say you're a principle, I say you mean it as "of evil doing"
Bendy wannabe wants kids to have fun, but ends up scaring them with his roaring

[Couldn't fit all the lyrics here, so this is all you get]

Banban vs. Red ft. CornCob & GodzillaFan8889

CornCob as The Fisherman 
ForgottenSon as The Candyman


Crew
Beat by Trunxks beatz
Written by Trav Shark 
Edited by Trav Shark
Art by Trav Shark
Backgrounds by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by Radish Stew 



The Fisherman:
A ghostly hooked wielding candy man?
Now that's just a joke, how exactly does that story stand?
Got chased by racist folks for a marriage and barley made any cuts in your reboot flick
Your nothing but an inspiration for the fucking Bloody Mary trick

Got awoken many times, and spent your time as an amputee
Acted like Michael Jackson with a baby, but not from any balconies
My verse will sting you like the bees that killed you like a plumbic diss
You're just a walking bee hive, so there's no reason to try and stomach this

Got into a very sticky situation back in your time, literally 
An artist who was a son of a slave that couldn't be more wealthy clearly
Death causing you to be filled with rage with no mourning by your grave
Even after killing a girl, a new wife is what you deprave







Candyman:
With that verse you caught, it was nothing but a trout
Got your conscious self thrown in the ocean and no longer found
I would paint beautiful art to admire and see before I turned to a specter
But I can't paint good imagery of you if you keep switching to shitty directors

I go after all ages, while you go after teenagers
Highly doubt that old body can run far in your current stage
Your hook's a handheld, until you got your hand held
And now this will sting like a Ray and surely give you hell

When you're a Ghostface copy, why are you the one that's acting fishy?
How ironic, you went from a horror movie to a Scary Movie
Talk about family, you know how to brutally kill your son Willis
So now killing others is what your one and only will is







Fisherman:
That was no trash talk, that was just research people could find on the web and read
Now you made your whole rap game MCs to MTV
A wife's father was the one painting your relationship to red
Seems like revolution made you go lying down to lying in your deathbed

Your franchise might be living, but your life is the one in the bottom of the barrel
I know what you did years ago, killing people that did nothing, that's hysterical
Left you in the fields helpless with the birds and the bees
But looks like your story was replaced, now your behind the Fields

The only time you have fire in a rap is when it's a demonic sacrifice
Now your making believers that pray to you, buddy you’re no Christ
Just an apparition in a mirror, nothing but emptiness and more dreader
The baby became you, but was something only a Todd bit more better







Candyman:
Think you're tough, you're just a posterboy for drowning on a missing flier
With your style of Shanks, you're more like a fisher Michael Myers
Even water flows can't help you, since you go to the deep end
When it comes to sad boys, you really know how to push their mind over the edge

You can't even Jack off good horror, they probably just Black out
You're just a pain in the jaw and can't even have a good kill planned out
When it comes to tracks, I know how to get a hook in
After this, you'll wish you were a ghost and better off as road kill

Your rotten look over time is all you stow
So now I'll throw you out in the trash like they did with your show
When it comes to a mystery, a gang member is a goner
When you crash and burn man, you always come back, unlike your daughter


The Fisherman vs. The Candyman ft. CornCob & ForgottenSon

Cast
Trav Shark as Vrchat
Durdoesstuff as Rec Room

Crew
Beat by Chibi
Mixing by PhantomEPRB 
Written by Trav Shark 
Additional writing help by Cola
Writing editing by Horrible Rap Battles and Durdoesstuff
Art by Trav Shark, Radish Stew
Backgrounds by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by Teimunity



Vrchat:
Wasn't trying to have another fight with a kid on a headset
Man I’m boutta leave this room wrecked
The world where you win’s virtual
So get your head set for this reality check (oh)

This guy is gonna cause trouble, someone vote kick this asshole out
Looking at you, my avatars are more style than your fashion clout
You really know how to make a metaversity putrid
Cause looking at your fanbase, it's nothing but children

If you wanted to fight in some Madness, Combat later with arms to shoulders 
Cause you're nothing but a whining dumbass bitch of a spoiled game beater
So try to fucking sword fight your way out of this shit of a battle
Cause I could just fucking beat you on the daily like your dumb useless prizes you always prattle (ha)








Rec Room:
I'm known to have fun games, so tell me, why are you toxic?
When it comes to any conversation, you really lost it
With the way you act, I don't see how your future could form
When you violate dress codes, you're breaking rule 34!

You really know how to make a game that's really a grabber
Cause among your players are a few minors and plenty hackers. 
Our all time reviews don't need any rage of Steam	
Since your whole personality is probably nothing but self esteem 







Vrchat:
Jesus, why act so kind in this battle? It's like you made your verse a wrecked room
It's almost like you wanted a Mario Kart, but instead in a dirt dune
Your creator says you're kid friendly if judging by your label
But looking at your game, it's kids cursing and the mentally unstable

Go ahead and pull out your metaversal Apple Watch
Cause you got no bars in that little inventory to have a shot
I'll make it like Murder, a swing of the knife and let the blood fall
So now you don't have the balls to fucking continue, unless it's Paintball







Rec Room:
People always making racist jokes to sexual matter
It's almost like you just vote kick people out of servers with no scatters
Maybe just throw you in a Prison with no Escape
Cause your visuals wind up making yourself unshaped

You're probably known as the game for furry conventions
But with a lot of dirty minded and disturbing contentions
So now you made yourself cocky with the way you were packing and cracking
Cause now the battle began the way your servers load, lagging and crashing

Vrchat vs. Rec Room ft. Durdoesstuff

[Note: this may or may not be the final mix]

Durdoesstuff as Spamton
ClarenceTheDuck as Caine
Cri as Kinger
Durdoesstuff as Jax
Dcoregamer as Bubble
Angel as Jevil

Crew
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Durdoesstuff
Written by Trav Shark & Durdoesstuff
Art by Marx
Backgrounds by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by PhantomEPRB 

(Spamton interrupting intro): We interrupt this intro for some breaking news

Spamton:
Have you ever been trapped inside a [virtual show]
Where some dentures try to censor every [word that you know]
You're but a pilot, kid, I'm bigger, you've got minimal figures.
[Feel free to drown yourself in the Digital river]

[You really think you have a chance?!] to stand up to me?
Your own VA was famous for fandubbing me!
Don't mind if I shine light on your relation with Moon. (Ha)
Somebody oughta get this pair a pair of [Dating Shoes]

Just a [burst] of thought that I'd struggle to ignore
I dish licks like Bubble when there's a puddle on the floor.
Trust me [little sponge], you'll be fighting me not.
When I lock him in the void like [Hyperlink Blocked]

Tell me what'll happen when all your people abstract?
You'd be trapped inside a game, way too punish you for your [acts]
Like a [crown of thorns], I'll cut deep on this child's toy.
[I'm so fly], while your voice was swiped by FlyBoy.

Caine:
Kinger: Uhhh Caine… I think this scam abstracted!
Relax. I'm sure this darkner's just buggy.
Kinger: That's the guy who got Kris to have his plan enacted!
Hey! We got a sale on "Blackmail for Dummies"

Anyways, here, let me show you around.
There's kinger, pomni, and Kaufmo the clow-
Wait a minute where's Kaufmo? Has anyone seen him? 
Seems he's late, like your full game releases.

Jesus, haven't met a man so mangled. 
This dangled angel is as two faced as Gangle.
Seems like you're tangled and frayed like a bowtie.
I'll take out my cain and then bang it through both eyes.

I'll put the pedal to the metal, like the vessels that you'd peddle.
Went bananas off track, now you're meddling with jevil!
And hey! It's no shock why you dropped from your slipknots. 
Ironic, this kid's cut quick by a big shot.

Spamton:
Jevil: Chaos! Chaos! A masterful verse!
Even a lack of order when you're rapping? Huh.
Jevil: Oh please! Can't admit that your patter was worse?
I'll send both you toys back to Chapter 1.
(Jevil Laugh)

You're [Killing me kid]. All these raps are futile.
Can't look up half of your cast on google.
These jabs are [half off], too fast and brutal
I'll hack this jack off, your acts aren't fruitful.

I'm not talking cats, you can't [Manage your Tasques.]
Seen better leadership from Queen with her hand on a glass.
Kid with all your glitches you should just consider [letting go]
You can call me [Swatch], I just served this Spaghetti Code

Caine:
(Bubble: Spaghetti? Yum!) Oh you parasite, Please!
Bubble: Caine, come on! He's just a sob the knight beat
Jax: He might be, but he reeks of "boss fight"
This ain't the first time he's lost the "Mike"

Toby switched settings, still failed the blunder.
Don't need the Wacky Watch to see what Tale you're Under.
You want my cash or my soul? Well I'm giving you neither.
Go back to Cyber City 'cuz you're silent in this cypher.

You started fighting Kris, but he got through to your heart.
I'd say your life is like Zooble because you pulled it apart.
And now your legacy is gone, your grave is buried in snow.
So on this picky pipis pitcher, that's curtains closed.

Spamton vs. Caine ft. Durdoesstuff, ClarenceTheDuck & more

VariousVoicesVA as John Kramer
NARWAL573 as Mark Rober


Crew
Beat by Trunxks beatz
Mixed by WeThink 
Written by Trav Shark 
Additional writing by NARWAL573 & Dcorerapbattles
Art by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by PhantomEPRB




John Kramer:
Hello Mark, I wanna play a game
You made random contraptions in order to build your fame
Worked at NASA and Apple in the old days
But now your gadgets have a way of saying “break a leg”

You would cry, but made goggles to prevent that 
Acting like Spirit when selling costumes that you splat
Your labs don't pack a Crunch, I thought you were better
Cause you can't even bomb on tracks without any glitter

People say I'm full of cruelty, you're cruel to animals 
Cause you test on squirrels with tasks that challenge them
Oh and by the way, what exactly is your move, Rober?
Cause all your ideas sound like they came from a Goldberg

You've used your mind to stop grabby trick-or-treaters
While I've used my mind to stop more vile creatures
I could go on and on, but I won't wait a month long
So here's a platinum ticket for you to visit MY workshop



Mark Rober:
In today's battle, I'm going against a cancer patient
Who does a lot of life lessons, but takes it to extreme sessions
Like sticking keys into bodies? Now that's kinda harsh
Guess Tobin is the only Bell ringing at your killing start

You're considered scary, but your trap designs are getting ridiculous
Looking like Darth Sidious, if his life was in a crisis
Kidnapping junkies or prisoners, that's a surprise 
Cause when you say “X marks the spot”, you meant your franchise

Had Amanda taking your burdens, you just make her Kerry that
Made her life pull apart like it went through her Angel Trap
All the people that help either get killed or locked away
Killed off too early, put you in flashbacks to keep your fans at bay

The death of your child was the start of your downhill
Suicide attempt was your inspiration for your foul kills
Writers bringing in pointless characters who can't even stand high
Even when you're the main killer, the fans can Stanheight




John Kramer:
Your biology doesn't compare to my philosophy
You prank thieves, but that doesn't do good in lawfully 
You know about beating escape rooms in that brain STEM
Your designs are only good for a Home Alone mayhem

Got all these show runs, acting like another Mythbusters
But now you're spreading importance with a busker 
Got users hating on your awareness and green
You're not even a Beast, unless you help Teamseas








Mark Robber:
When we talk about success, you got none
Cause I would see what are scams while you just fall for one
Billy was the only puppet you had in suspension
But really, he's just a dummy by connection

People don't understand your philosophy, you're just vile
Even Jigsaw hits Rock bottoms by running in Spirals
I make stuff for fun, you just torture and can't be tolerable 
Cause now the battle was like your cancer and apprentices, inoperable

John Kramer vs. Mark Rober ft. VariousVoicesVA & NARWAL573

GodzillaFan8889 as Walter White
CornCob as Jesse Pinkman
ThanosQuack as Phineas
Shadowpowerbox as Ferb

Crew
Beat by Insanebeatz
Mixed by Dcorerapbattles
Written by Trav Shark
Art by Dcorerapbattles & Wacky Dave
Backgrounds by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by Radish Stew 


Walter White & Jesse Pinkman:
Jesse, it's time to start cooking on these wretches
Um okay, but how can product be like detention
No I mean disses on these misshapen fools
Oh, well that's better cause they barely go to school

Enough with the shit, you pull nothing but dangerous stunts
Yeah, and their mom doesn't fucking watch these runts
You're just a kid in elementary level, not some nerdy novice
Guess the triangle was a nightmarish rhombus

You're the brains, but your sister thinks your ridiculous
We might be doing crime, but your inventions are just devious
Seems the Doofus is the only one crossing over
While your sketchy platypus is the one tossing over


Phineas & Ferb:
Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today
We're gonna try to figure out these guys’ deal with pay
It's like you're the ones putting lives in danger
But in-law’s blow to the head was the only banger

Your life is a downhill with your creator's choice (correct)
Cause you're recruiting a student doing your work with no voice (intellect)
You're just a boy selling drugs with a chemist
But can't even listen like destroying your tub for a mess

We have a lot in common, we both pull summer bummers
But I grow up with mine, yours is 6ft under
Ouch Ferb that was cold
Like this guy’s failed business?
Went from heisenberg getting caught now you’re hidenberg


Walter White & Jesse Pinkman:
Shut up bitch, Mr. White is way smarter
Calm down Jesse, before they run to their absent father
Oh, well I was gonna say the same, but with their show
Cause making movie specials ain't a way to fucking grow

From experimenting your sister, you don't care
Cause you act like the older one with the voice and calling it fair
Funny how you couldn't keep your shows gas lit
With how you gas lit your sis; and I thought my family was shit
Aren't you both too young to be this stupid?
My bars will turn you into crujiente pollos (Crispy chicken, bitch!)

You traveled all the way to the second dimension
But why did you go there? You're already one dimension
And even in the end, you got love for Isabella
But got Men in Blacked, and that was the bell, huh?


Phineas & Ferb:
For criticism, you just Popcorners with no trick
We'll make you like Walt Junior, you'll be walking with sticks
Caused a following with your show’s green with the right amount
You act like the Finger of business like your name is Ehrmantraut

We're rocking, you're falling at your worst dismay
Cause even your business partner gives you a failing grade
Got your partner killed and your family life can't revolve
Guess you got yourself spined off, so Better Call Saul

Ferb, the guy spent 5 seasons and hasn't died
The gun is what killed him, not the cancer in the grind
Seems like Walter’s life is in shades of black and White
Cause he was the pizza on the roof, decaying in the light

We discover things that don't exist that are high and mighty
But how is a criminal man supposed to be serious in tighty whities?
Blowing up chicken selling kingpins, guess that checks out
So now Mr. White is having the red in is life black out

Walter White vs. Phineas & Ferb ft. GodzillaFan8889, CornCob, ThanosQuack & Shadowpowerbox

Angel as Lucifer Morningstar 
Dboy as Hades
Sagemage as Alastor
Trav Shark as Pain
Angel as Panic

Crew
Beat by Dansonn 
Mixed by Durdoesstuff 
Written by Trav Shark, WeThink
Writing help by ICHSHIA
Art by WeThink & Trav Shark
Background by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by PhantomEPRB 


Lucifer Morningstar:
Hey bitch, now presenting, my musical rapping Hell number
Oh wait, It's the Greek God, who failed to kill the son of his own brother
Honestly, why kidnap a baby and have your failures stinking?
Cause now your acting like a weak powered Rumpelstiltskin (ha ha)

I would knock you off the throne easily, you got no legs to stand on
I'm not the one into darkness, unlike you, a light heart is not gone
I’m the big boss of hell himself, you barely manage a cemetery 
Have this God working to death, so much for a glorified secretary 

What is this? Is someone buying the act of this hothead? 
Guess his own pit of souls is what's making him drop dead 
Call yourself a God, but making Titans do your work, making yourself weak
Call this bitch a therapist, cause Kingdom Hearts was his losing streak







Hades:
Oh, if it isn't the big man making me tremble and run off
But who would with a face only a clown could ever love?
Got kicked out over your Pride which was gotta say, falling pretty hard
But it seems your family bond has died, Lucifer mourning-star

Became father of the year by crushing your daughter's hopes and dreams
But it seems like you were more afraid of the first man it seems
This is all apples and oranges talk which is funny in this type of call
Cause you were like one that snapped by the branch and designed to fall

How does it feel to have a park idea stolen by the Joker of Greed?
Guess your own blood is a golden shower to make any possible green
You get your father figure out bested by a radio talk host
But not a surprise, you came out short, literally at most



Lucifer Morningstar:
Ugh, what in the unholy hell was that kind of cold hearted performance?
Like seriously, you barely have any powerful demon killing enforcements
I'm the chef here, your whole get up appearance ain't À la mode
Alastor: But rather a dud with a short temper that arod (You tacky piece of shit)

Can't even drain Hercules, I didn't need that message from Hermes
So take that depression of an era where live action does movies dirty
With my magic number, I'm always at the very top
But your insides are just Pain and Panic, so you'll never have the last drop





Hades:
It looks like the king of hell is dead inside, didn’t see that coming 
Pain & Panic: Really? I thought his wife leaving him for heaven was stunning
True, but what's scary is that she did all the work while he was sleeping
Now episodes were thrown in the Bento Box with 7 day shipping

You're an ugly duckling, cause you barely have any Medrano
Exorcists are a better family, unlike drowning in one's sorrows 
Got a fruit signing wills with the Razzle, but killed off the Dazzle, man
The Show Must Go On, but like Adam, it's time to off the Hazbin

Lucifer Morningstar vs. Hades ft. Angel & Dboy

Cast
Trav Shark as Ena
Hana_stars as Ena (sad)
Katthecat as Moony
KittyXO as Gangle

Crew
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Trav Shark
Written by Trav Shark
Additional writing by VariousVoicesVA & ICHSHIA
Art by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by PhantomEPRB
Special thanks to Buckethead 



Ena:
Salutations good miss, sorry to be rude
But I guess this Auction Day is rather a ruse
Moony: Wow Ena, look at her, she's so flimsy and weak
Well all she’s good for is an- awful gag of getting beat

Your life is meaningless, you just suffer pain
Moony: And who's really sticking up when the mask has fallen days?
Why so sad? You should be used to getting ignored
But the only attention is a bit 34 (bleh bleh 🌊)

How funny, you're compared to a man whose IQ’s a square
How does bootlegging make your show flair?
You're just paper thin, no wonder you're bad at rock paper scissors
But now Kaufmo sees you as a bad friend, no reconsider





Gangle:
Wow Caine, what is this adventure?
Seems great, but is rather wacky on its structure
Say, it seems like you're the one having connection problems
Cuz it's like you're used to acid trip conundrums (*comedy mask breaks*)

My comedy mask is broken, like your character's whole personality 
I don't even know what's even more traumatic, the circus or your whole reality?
You want to quit now, cause I know you're allergic to people 
So I guess grooming is an Extinction Party in your tempo





Ena:
Oh, I felt rudeness in that verse, that hurt my feelings
Did Jax write your verse? Cause he’s always causing weeping
Moony: Why is she even rapping Ena? she's not even serious
Probably cuz she's had too many cavern experiences (🌑 hohoho)

And jeez, you deal with a real mouthful 
Literally sends you on constant adventures, that's an eye full 
I guess it figures that a pushover this slender
Would get torn at the seams when threatened by figurines





Gangle:
While I want to sympathize with your digital hell
I find it funny you went up then digitally fell 
Look so disfigured, like you came straight from Picasso’s era
Such a Tragedy, they put this Girl Before a Mirror

I’ll thread my way through this new place
I’d rather have two masks than be two-faced
With all the NPCs you have in this
I thought the circus struggled with mannequins!

The Keeper was right to have the area locked up
Cuz you're just bringing trauma to the Potluck
Heed this warning, before everyone’s leaving you
You call this a Dream, but in the end, it's nightmares to the BBQ

Ena vs. Gangle ft. Hana_stars, Katthecat, & KittyXO

KravenVA as Adam
Chloe Rose as Lute
Katthecat as Panty
CrabbyGabby as Stocking
Connor Reynolds as Brief

Crew
Beat by Dansonn 
Mixed by Fidg
Written by Trav Shark 
Art by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by Trav Shark




Adam:
Lute: Sir, we're under attack, it seems we have some fallen archangels coming at us
Really, cuz all I see is a fat bitch and a girl that's acting kinky and always makes a fuss (seriously?)
Like wow, you were Drawn Together with many cartoon inspirations when you stepped in
Well beating you will certainly be easy, all you do is strip away your weapons

How gothful, looking like Celestia Ludenburg in pastel
You probably belong in Hell, cuz you have a shit smell
As for you, you sleep with men for a bad “wrestle”
Belong with blonde baddies, except you're the bigger asshole

Lute: Thought you were the house of the lord, not the house of sexism
I wouldn't leave you with pets, you just abuse them
I'll leave this goth blackened blue to match her black and blue 
Cause she just gains the weight as she's backing through

Wow, with that lust behavior, you're like a spider with the sex toys and the porn
Lute: Maybe we should exterminate you next like how you were in the end, sliced up and torn
Beat demon ghosts for coins, but pawning them away is just very unprofessional 
I'd let you suck my dick, but your animations are just completely unoriginal 




Panty & Stocking:
Ugh, who you calling unoriginal fucker?
You look like a uh, sad guy who can't get a sucker
Wow, that sounded terrible like his rocking
Don't know what's worst, your rapping or his mocking

Listen horn head, you're always talking shit about being the best
But you're only getting famous for the number one heaviest 
Just moved your damn schedule cuz you're bored with your time
But you really know how to give a new meaning for “eye for an eye”

This guy's a mess, just let me eat my sweets
But unlike him, depression is what he fucking eats
You say you don't make mistakes, but your mistake was winging it
You're like the trash in Panty's room when I'm digging in (HEY!)




Adam:
You pull lines out the trash like your season 2
You were made by drunks, so that's a good reason too
Never continued, but they had to pull the Trigger
You're full of toilet humor? Bitch, you came from the shitter

Lute: You toy with a boy by causing him to freak out and panic
Just hurt his guts, literally made him sick to his stomach
It's always fighting with you two, you're not fully cooperative 
If you wanted to learn manners, then take notes from your opposites

Your lines are just dumb and flat, like your whole bust
When I'm done with you, you'll be biting the Angel Dust
Lute: You're just hentai, even with the tentacles, huh runt?
You're only getting deep cuts, when you're fucking haircuts




Panty & Stocking:
Brief, be a dear and kill this dead beat (Brief: what?)
You heard me Brief: How am I supposed to do that? He has heavy weight
Just be a slutty janitor and stab him in the back
He foreshadowed his death after a Brightman attacked (Brief: oh god)

Fell in love with 2 wives, but got rejected and got them taken by Lucifer
Don't know why you didn't just kill the traitor, you had no use of her
Ha, your ass thought you could get this far
We beaten you cuz you made yourself disarm

Brief: Why are we even fighting this guy? Even he doesn't know how to enter Heaven
Uh kind of killing off the vibe, just give up and leave the session (Brief: oh)
From the start, I thought this big dick was for sure an archangel
But I guess I was wrong, he’s more of a villain arc angel

You’re just toxic, you're fighting edge lords on radios at its limits (Pathetic)
If this was a court case, we would beat your ass in a minute
And she ain't talking sex, but she'd be a loser to want your scrawny dick (PANTY!)
Guess the point of the mask was to show a deal broke with a glitchy hit

Adam vs. Panty & Stocking ft. KravenVA, Chloe Rose, Katthecat, & more

JustGamer as Trollge
VariousVoicesVA as Eteled 


Crew
Beat by Ihaksi
Mixed by WhozPhantom 
Written by Trav Shark
Additional writing by VariousVoicesVA 
Art by Trav Shark & Marx
Background by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by Trav Shark



Trollge:
Step 1 I'll make you shake in fear
Step 2 Take you so no one hears
Step 3 smash it to bits and burn it
Step 4 do what’s done and return it!

You're the oil to my rain cuz you're riding on my coattails
I kill my victims, you threaten them through the console
Can't even express yourself, so you show it with aggression
Died from electricity, now your memory dies from a shocking session!

A fitting death for the one who went from villain to victim
After your encounter with Kyle, I thought I hated children
And now my first is done, I hope you enjoyed
Don't bother with rebuddles, just eteled flesruoy






Eteled:
I was all alone, nothing to worry and just quiet
Until I had to deal with a genocidal dead meme, so just quit it
I'd rather deal with Austin's torment than yours, you're like him
Cuz you both seem to like torturing others at the brim!

We're not the same, you're too goofy to be a Pasta
Compared to me, you have the worst Friday Night Funkin Nostalgia
I have the countdown, I've seen it on your Reddit
But now I see no point in your comics, people would forget it

I only see your face when it's erased on Photoshop
I would snap your stick body, that's how to pop off
You're not Typical Colors, so quit being a troll on Roblox
Don't Know how you even spat a verse, when you only talked once






Trollge:
Aww what a slip up, you failed to get a head
But I guess that makes sense coming from Bananaled
You're a threat?! I can't take you seriously
When I can go online and buy your marketable plushie!

If I wanted to win, I would have Matt sport you more worser
You'd probably piss yourself at the sight of a cursor
You're only fire when you're melting, Henry, you don't have the MC
I'll switch off this glitchy channel, cuz you went from Eteled to epilepsy






Eteled:
Thought that you were ridiculous, but you're just an Unfunnyman
Wouldn't say you're a God, someone already has that uncanny trend
A Troll clown feeding off of fear in your encryption
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you fit more with that description

I ain't too afraid, the only purge you did was on your molars
I got this battle contained, you're an SCP Troller
I already won, your goals were never met, how very subtle 
But now this Troll's water down, to be another puddle

Eteled vs. Trollge ft. JustGamer & VariousVoicesVA

FreshyFandomsVA as The Collector
Dboy as The Beyonder


Crew
Beat by Robert Tar
Mixed by Fidg
Written by Trav Shark & Dboy
Art by Marx & DJBalloonz
Thumbnail by Trav Shark






The Collector:
A new game! I'm so excited- wait a minute, who's this guy, I'm trying to play
The Beyonder? Eh, sounds boring, who wants to play that game every day?
Just some space astronomer, seems to me you don't know how real fun’ made
Like how Disney took a Marvel being and made a kiddy downgrade

Your mind just acts like child and be curious, they should call you The Wanderer 
Made a bad decision coming here and trying to fight, so I suggest that you'd be done here
When it comes to friends I made in my vision, I had a fun, incredible game that was immersive
While you just get scolded like your gimmick was but a cursed gift

Listen, Jared Leto, you must be crazy to befriend a girl on the ground
Cause the only time you need help is when your power's out
You cause nothing but planets to have amounted denting
So when you have a better game to play, make sure it's bounty hunting 





The Beyonder:
While the collector was yapping, throwing yet another tantrum
I, THE BEYONDER, was unimpressed as he rambled
Crying “Aww, no fair!”, It's not that hard to rhyme words
I have no challenge, your intellect equal to that of a toddlers

When it comes Luz, I’m sure she’d lose to my girl MG
Had plant magic, and yet your show still failed to make any green (HA, Embarrassing!)
Multiversal, I'm omnipotent, you're in between it, incompetent!
Crumbling like your best friend, time to show the cosmos whose dominant

Your mind can't ponder, my flow beyond words, The Owl Lady? NOPE, Im Beyond-her!
Im laughing as you fumbled the chance to have any real friends, squandered
As the cosmic crybaby thinks on actions and methods flawed
Send him back to the archives, another win for The GREAT Beyonder





The Collector:
I'd make you eat your words, but you'd probably choke em up
Maybe people would take you serious if you didn't joke non-stop 
Got many beings mad at you while violence is what they eject
You threatened to erase humans: and over what, a science project?

I just can't stand your voice, the only thing it's good for is a monologue
You just cause chaos, and trust me, your not the only one with that formula
How about you study how to actually diss a bug
Cause I've already beaten you when I pull the plug





The Beyonder:
This one’s a fighter, I didn't expect the clapback
In case you weren't listening here's a bit of a recap
The baby turned his friends to dollies, shame they couldn’t hack it- 
No glyph needed, I rock the mic with Moon girl- hm, no (Finger snap) Beyonder Magic!  

So thank you so much Collector
For proving your worth in this musical combat
You've shown me you have none left to offer
Just like your show and your screen time, that's that

The Collector vs. The Beyonder ft. FreshyFandomsVA & Dboy

TaigaTonic as Kerbal Space Program 
M!CAH as Space Engineers



Beat by Dansonn 
Mixed by R. YFU
Written by Trav Shark  
Art by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by Trav Shark 



Kerbal Space Program:
Rocket’s loaded, I'm rock n rollin
Through your gameplay, you're all stock and pullin
A generated world sandbox, now that's a bust
You're just an online survival game like Forest and Rust

Who even are you, never seen anyone play you before
I'm building rockets while you just survive on the space floor
You made many contents nobody asked for
Now tell me, what exactly is your end goal, mister?

I'm all here for the fun, your here for the supplies
I have a sequel while you remain in the back, not a surprise
Got you stuck thinking like your game’s bugs 
I'm sorry, but are you the inspiration for Among Us?

Modding while embodying people's work in your source code
But now it seems your Software House is at a crossroad 
And you just hang around asteroid fields as your memo?
Bro, you're basically delicate and have physics like lego





Space Engineers:
Uh Houston, we have a bit of problem
A little green alien in a costume is rapping, it's time to stop him
I know surviving might be rough, but your rides are bumpy
Cause when you crash and burn, you're just a crash dummy

Rockets and planes don't really make you “fly”
I'm more serious than you who decides to mess around and die
Ain't like you have a Squad who makes an early access work well
I thought you were booming like fireworks, but you're just NASA in a nutshell

Now how are you gonna talk about being the best, my guy?
The only time your Jack'ed is when it's septiceye 
You're like one of the few simulations with crashing vehicles 
You're chances sticking the landing on the moon would be little 

Wanted to be better so bad, you just added scientists
Your lines aren't even straight like your rockets, they're a hit or miss
I've seen bigger opponents that actually have big attacks
I got the water flows, you would explode from the impact





Kerbal Space Program:
Bigger Opponents? All you're seeing is martians
Made a massive Survival Overhaul, but hit by jets launching
Didn't dump everything at once, made it slowly unravel 
Company's leaving you for something more medieval 

You'll never score any big achievement, you'll come number 4
Can't tell if this is Star Trek or a dumb Star Wars
Got a load of spacecrafts, yet you have no better armory
The bytes your taking is the the size of your memory

I'll be packing the Frostbite on this Economy 
All these planets are not real, someone should study their geology 
All your mods are just empty worlds, trust me, I Reddit
No wonder you have no team, your servers crash with a death wish





Space Engineers:
Seems this steam wreck has finally faced death
Your community is just space workers like SpaceX, which states facts
I sold much more than you did, there's no price to pay
I'll drill through your hard rhymes, how's that for an Asteroid Day?

Didn't see a lot of energy, guess you ran out of fuel
It's like you didn't put effort on that building structure, fool
Dying over and over, you're gonna make your own race gone
Bit of advice about planes, wear a flight suit not a space one

Know your way around the rocket dock, but can't rock the rock
I'm off doing real man work, so I'm walking off
Such a small game, there's not much about ya
By the end, you'll have no space, unlike Jebediah


Kerbal Space Program vs. Space Engineers ft. TaigaTonic & M!CAH

Hana_stars as Amanda the Adventurer 
Elizakin as Wooly
Derpiest Game Blast as The Entity
Durdoesstuff as Andy the Apple 



Crew
Beat by Tunna Beatz
Mixed by Durdoesstuff
Written by Trav Shark & HoodieMasterr
Art by Trav Shark & HoodieMasterr
Background by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by Trav Shark




Amanda the Adventurer:
Hi I'm Amanda (Wooly: and I'm Wooly) we’re visiting the Eastwood family 
(Wooly: But aren't they gone?) No, one is standing in front of us silly
But It's best to stay distant, cuz he's full of cyanide
So we’ll make it like the season and have you for cookies on the side

Wooly: Can you hear me, hello?
We're both the same, trapped in a nightmare with monsters below
Just leave before you're in 2 pieces like your chapter
But why do I bother? you just troll people as a capture

You're just very bad at games, seems like you're the one getting squashed at all of them like you're name is really Peter
A literal Johnny Appleseed that's not very bright and decides to make devilish deals by demeanor 
You're always playing tag and getting chased through corridors, I know deep down you wished to be free
So I'll lock you and your beta away like your people treating you like a toddler by jiggling keys





Andy the Apple:
Oh, hi, my name is Andy!
This is my farm, I guess, you should meet my friends
I don’t need an ax for this, since it won’t come in handy
You think you bring scares? Your game is just dead

Uh, wait, what's your name? Pibby the Explorer? (Ha)
For a kid show, I thought Happy Appy had the worser horror 
Somebody give this preschooler show a lesson, those words weren't hittin’ 
Cuz the only flames you spat were ones in the kitchen 

So what's you gonna do? You're just puzzles in the kiddy attic 
Got kids losing their sanity and getting traumatic 
I'll silence this lamb killer, you won't be winning by memory 
I just rocked the mic harder like I was playing music with Melody




Amanda the Adventurer:
Wooly: Please! stop what you're doing, it's really bad
Can you clean your quality? I couldn’t hear the verse you spat
Even when they did research, we couldn’t find how old you are
But what I know right now- 
The Entity: is that you’ll never get far! 
(Wooly: BAHHH!)

By playing music, you mean when you copied FNF?
I'll make ya like an apple pie, split you half and half
Save the Christmas wishes, my gift is a rotting carcass
I’ll leave you like the inside of your farm: in darkness




Andy the Apple:
Well now, that's a lot of tears from a Skinwalker
Be lucky you don't have parents, they'll think you're bonkers
The real secret is the butcher before the fatal end
Guess you treat people like apples, you get under their skin 

You act like a doctor as if you're still in Hameln Entertainment (oh)
Scared your sheep friend to death with your un-original attitude (hm)
Now you just break out of boundaries to your viewers for some eradication (yikes)
Here's my card for you: “Good job for killing kids’ aptitude” (hehehe)

Amanda the Adventurer vs. Andy's Apple Farm ft. Hana_stars, Durdoestuff & more

Fidg as W.D. Gaster
Grasman as William Afton



Crew
Beat by Trunxks beatz  
Mixed and mastered by fidg
Written by Trav Shark & HoodieMasterr 
Additional writing by Col
Art by Cola & Trav Shark
Background by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by Trav Shark





W.D. Gaster:
ENTRY NUMBER 17, we see a game that's made for teens
Rising up to fame, now came to a stop after finishing a movie
Now there is William Afton trying to fight me?
You resemble that purple freak from Ao Oni

Called a main antagonist, but he's behind the scenes
But I guess the rabbit was trying to wrangle in some green
Fell into depression by one Bite
So I'll make sure it's Security Breach, leave you with no byte

Think you got the Steel Wool, but you get more run down
You act more insane and brutal than Undyne
With a story so controversial, you're dropping lore on cement
With a story so insane it drove Matpat to retirement

Honestly, I thought you were a bit more scary
But now you just act like a coward in a killer mask, Shaggy
Looks like Miller is the Twisted One with children perform like Puppets 
You're just asking for lawsuits, guy, now you're kicking the bucket




William Afton:
This crack head is just nonsense like his underground management
Why bring your illness to a family establishment?
With your scientist intellect, I expected more
But I guess your life is just behind nothing but closed doors

You're like a virus, cuz your downfall was falling in your creation
He's all up to code, but not the mutilation
How'd you spit a verse with that hand talk?
Can't tell if that was speaking facts or a study log

You stalk Frisk like a horror movie character
And I find it more awkward than your excuse of a verse
I'm a psycho murderer known for causing trouble too! 
Call you “.D Gaster”, cuz you don't have a w!




W.D. Gaster:
Well, no wonder your wife and kids got up and left you
cuz you care about your job more than your family, and that’s the truth.
You remained springlocked to your third entry
Got boring gimmicks, but I find the ending to be very, very interesting

Too bad the people you once knew died from your creations
And years later, you fell in your own creation
Came back to hunt guards, like they’re ones to mess with 
As I still remain, your appearances are only Mimics



William Afton:
Calling my appearance a mimic? That’s what you came up with?
Throughout your game, you barely made a hit
The only time I find you creepy is your glitchy laugh
Make this your first fight, cuz i’m about to kill your ass

This fight is gonna be your final entry
even i’m more popular than you
Wanted to be free from your curse, but had so much hope to lose
Even your followers are pointless, they’re being used
So in the end, you're just stuck like a springlock suit (haha)

W.D. Gaster vs. William Afton ft. Fidg & Grasman

TheToppo as The Man From The Window
Durdoesstuff as Unwanted House Guest


Beat by Ihaksi 
Mixed by Durdoesstuff
Written by Trav Shark
Writing help by NARWHAL573
Art by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by Trav Shark



The Man from the Window:
I'm the Man from the Window, no need to be afraid 
Unlike you, I'm only wanting to find a friend to play
Guess you do my stalking work, but I'd lose the jacket, Smile Dog
Cuz looking at you, you'd be mistaken for the Catalogue

Like seriously, who would fear this cryptic pencil sketch?
When all you are is a joke to people on the net
Just some dead Animeme who's just unfunny and a Pasta rip-off
I bet I could make something more scarier on Photoshop


Unwanted House Guest:
Best to sleep with one eye open tonight (yeah yeah)
I'm the apparition giving this Yummer a fright (yeah yeah)
I read your book, and all I can say it's boring to bare
So I ripped it up to shreds like you pulling off some hares

Your plot is pointless, the mechanics are just dumb and basic
Then you had a sequel, but just copied and pasted
Spend 5 minutes hunting, but couldn't write a decent verse
I'm driving you mad, you're used to being so insecure

Wow, I didn't know I was messing with some Michael Jackson 
Guess that makes sense, you both have the same masculine
You don't even have green on your game, you're a broke freak
So the only dough you get is the doughnuts you eat


The Man from the Window:
Ugh, you honestly think I'm gonna take macro lame bars?
Coming from a guy who's a mix of Trollface and John Kramer
Quit hiding, it's time to come out of the closet
Cuz now you're Raking in the bit of fame running like a faucet

Just call me the Shadowlurker with how I wander amongst the streets
You're only lurking with mental imagery on your screen
You just make people piss themselves in the dark
Well that's just really transparent like your verse and your heart

You wait on the bed side just to hear people scream and cry
Now that's poor taste of fun like you making phone deadlines
Acting like a predator, I'd quit with what you do for work
I already won if people are sending amber alerts


Unwanted House Guest:
Calling me a predator? Just look at you in the mirror
You're the Smiling Man of kidnappers that likes to linger
Tell me Elmer, what's the fun when the proportions are questionable?
Like who wants to see a mama rabbit putting prints on the cushion for?

Tell your developer Technician to make a decent game to play
I barely see any gamers play his work up to date
You don't even act quiet, your asking for alerts in the home
So I'll leave you the trouble, just know that you're Never Alone

Unwanted House Guest vs. The Man From The Window ft. TheToppo & Durdoesstuff

Stasious as Blitzø
Faith as Uzi Doorman
Trav Shark as Serial Designation N & Moxxie
GrimTeddy as Serial Designation V
Black Rose as Loona 

Crew
Beat by Anywaywell 
Mixed by WhozPhantom 
Written by Trav Shark
Art by Trav Shark
Backgrounds by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by Trav Shark

Intro:

Loona: Blitzø, someone's on the phone and wants to talk to you

Blitzø: Oh great, what the fuck is it now? Hello?

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles Of Housery 

Blitzø: Hello? Who's fucking talking? Is this a prank call or some shit?

Uzi Doorman

Blitzø: Who the fuck let this broken sex bot in?

Vs

Blitzø: Huh?

Blitzo

Blitzø: Hey, hey, let me stop you right fucking there, bitch listen

Blitzø:
Name's Blitzø kay? Remember that the “o” is fucking silent
Which will be you when your folks see you as weird and violent
So I'll give you a nice mugshot, with a side of a headshot 
But you already had an ax to the face and a killer bot ripping your heart to get on the spot (ha)

Jeez kid, your daddy acts like he's the WD40 of the family
Neglects you like you're a Dhork with your drawings full of insanity
Got no friends, people look at you like you're some sort of fucking disgrace 
So you went and kill them when they're in your boyfriend's fucking face

I’ll smoke you out like the magnets that make you high and brain dead
Like if you want to be more stupid, then take notes from Braiden
I would say we're the same: we both take a beating from a clown man
But your fame went out your doors and your last name is fucking Doorman
(Ha now that's funny)





Uzi Doorman:
The hell was that? Your verse was barely anything to a dent
N: Well I thought he did great for a first hit
What? No, N, weren't you listening? Everything he said was offensive 
(N: Oh really?)
Yeah, cuz like his fandom, he makes things very intensive (N: Oh)

You know, I expected you to be psychotic like how V would
But now your splotchy face is literally blowing up Hollywood 
You're always shooting things you see cuz you're used to that
But the only caps you’re popping is making your friend handicapped (hehehe)

Why don't you just bite me, and I don't mean in bed
Made yourself the entire circus, but made it quickly dead
Guess somebody needs therapy cuz you shattered your reality
So now your life is just getting panned like your whole sexuality





Blitzø:
Moxxie: Uh, sir, her life already has trauma horrors, doesn't this feel mean?
Loona: Nonsense fatty, cuz like you, she just needs all that green
True, and for a finale, the ending was pretty rush and just dumb talk
(Moxxie: Sir)
Then you're dealing with toxic shipping wars, now that's no Lovelock
(Moxxie: Oh crumbs)

So be like your mommy bitch, kick her like she's the bucket
Or maybe yourself since you both cope by yelling at people to shut it
Kids die for free, so no one gives a shit and thank me
Cuz this Boozy Toyslasher just bombs classrooms like her pacing





Uzi Doorman:
V: Pff, and I thought N couldn't do a job right, but he doesn't listen to his worker
I mean, he just spends his whole revenue on junk and becoming broker
N: Is it surprising? He tries to help, but everything he does is wrong
V: No, but even the burns he made didn't go hard like his mom (V:hahaha) (N: V!!!)

You really know how to make wings flap just for a book
Only to have thousands hate you and make you a dumb joke
Dad treats you like you're more worthless than a jester cheer
By the end, no Solver can save this dead horse as he lays in tears


Blitzø vs. Uzi Doorman ft. Stasious, Faith, Black Rose, & GrimTeddy

TaigaTonic as The Scout
GrimTeddy as Harley Quinn 
ICHSHIA as The Spy

Crew
Beat by Dansonn 
Mixed by Smegmg
Written by Trav Shark
Additional writing by Conjager
Art by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by Trav Shark 


The Scout:
Where do I start with you, like do you even know who you're talking to?
It's the fastest runner coming with the bat as he's coming through
I'm known for bashing heads in on the field and the track
But don't worry, you should be used to getting beaten by bats

Jeez, you hella stink from that acid tank, bro
Or maybe you just ditched the H and kept the jester BO
And what's with you losing to a bunch of animals though?
Got beaten by some turtles and a bird you killed and ripped its nose

Fell for a clown, but he only used you for his crimes
Played you by the card, making you risk your own life
Now where's your healthy relationship when you have the green?
Every one of them winds up with you crying on the street

I got the Gunn out, gonna bomb this Suicide Squad 
People saying “this is ass” and only thirsting for the quads
Got so much attire, like always wanting to look stunning
But, Lady, even Gaga got you looking crazy with the outfit castings

Harley Quinn:
Wow, I expected a better attack with the way you're gloatin’
But now Imma bash your face in the ground into puddin
What, you think you tough cuz your popularity popped off?
Bitch, your fame only gave inspiration to copy off of 

Is this you charming a woman? I don't see the strategy 
You just kick the chicken bucket over to try and bang her
Your imagination is out of control, time to face reality
Father's not a singer, but a dead ringer (Hehehe)

Guess someone left the Valve running with your game dough 
Cuz your bread is like tumors, it contagiously continues to grow
Your target line is like stink lines, they're all over the place
But ain't as bad as your heat, he's a total nutcase

You're Red vs Blue? Well I'm about to make you fucking blackened blue
You should know with the way you're bombing through
So just mind your own damn business, I already deal with a perv
He's always making ass jokes, you’re a cocky asshole jerk


The Scout:
She's got you there on that, boy, not a surprise
Really? As if she's not been kissing bats before fights
It's not the same, she's been going through a love crisis 
Your crisis is me showing French undressing, try this (Scout: Ew, go to Hell)

Honestly with your whole downfall, I thought you were sick to the head
But your granny was sicker to have a blow to drop dead
Then your parents don't love ya and want you to decay
I don't blame ‘em, you spent summer camp boinking the horse play

Your childhood is just sad, how are you still kicking to any work?
You act like a snob and only have what's Pennyworth 
Ex got Bruce arrested and you really payed him over
By joining the Bat fam and crumbling it to ash like it's your brother

Harley Quinn:
Want to talk about brothers? Yours did dirty work when you were a boy
I actually dealt with people treating me like a punching toy
So fighting on your battlefield would be easy to murder
But the only problems I don't rage about is fucking crashing servers

You know, I expected you to have more intense on the brim 
But I guess you took a lot of work on your verses like it's SFM
When I'm done, I'll make sure to debuff you
And make it like Adult Swim and cut off your weak health pool

So shut up and can it Scout, you fucking damn clout
All you do is mouth off people around as you shout
You're used to covering all the bases when you're all done
But I guess you couldn't score Pauling with that homerun


The Scout vs. Harley Quinn ft. TaigaTonic & GrimTeddy

Egomanic as The Happy Mask Salesman
TheToppo as Seam


Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by WhozPhantom
Written by Trav Shark
Edited by Trav Shark 
Art by Trav Shark
Backgrounds by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by Elizalkin


The Happy Mask Salesman:
Normally, I have odd people in my shop often
But I didn't expect someone from the back of Hot Topic
If that's it, I'll make you fifty percent off then
Which will be easy with you behind the counter top stand

We both do business, but your hiding your depression 
Just stop sugarcoating it like your products to feel freshen 
I highly doubt with your looks, you'll have real profession
Cuz like your depth, you'll be painful on perception

Gotta say, your life is pretty much in the dumps
Shame no magic trick can poof away those bumps
And not even that jester clown can make you bright
All the chaos pins he stabbed you made your heart strings tight

If I take this to court, I'm guilty as charged
With the power of my masks that are highly large
So don't act like the life you have is all that great
Cuz the world you live in is already your terrible fate


Seam:
You act this crazy when you go and travel?
If so, I oughta treat you like I did with Jevil
You're worse than him when you give work in your favor
Especially when it's the definition of child labor

So, it seems your shop's a bit water down 
Guess creepypastas caused you to get Drowned
Sorry, but I think the nearest Spirit is that way
Maybe they'll give you something that's more well paid

Just in case: the name's Seam, which is spelt “seam”
Here, I run a pretty tight seap, can you see?
You're not at the top, your mind's cracking at the seams
Cuz rupees are a lot, and it's building up your greed

Now I give wise words to Kris and their friends 
You only tell Link that he'll soon meet his fatal end
I already see through you without the Mask of Truth
All you are is ominous as you go and take your roots


The Happy Mask Salesman:
Don't talk about forcing kids to work in your situation 
You made kids fight your friend for some entertainment 
I know you like jokes, so here's one that's harder 
Why did the cat seem so “darker yet darker”?


Seam:
Save the punchline freak, I ain't here to bid
You're only getting punchlines with the Skullkid
So heck, just drop the fake smile that you cast
And then sell it for a price as your new mask


The Happy Mask Salesman:
Grrr, why don't you pull that thread on your mouth shut
Before I grab your sword and cut out your cotton guts
Who wants to waste money on your useless junk?
The only bread out of it is a bagel in the trunk

I've seen your chapters, so help me understand (PLEASE!)
Why leave the circus gig for a trashy brand? (FOR REAL!)
It seemed much easier, but I guess it's over (THAT'S RIGHT!)
One verse remaining and your doom's coming closer (HAHAHA)


Seam:
Go ahead and keep telling yourself that
Cuz that sentence will only be a useless fad
You only disappear when Ganondorf is near
How funny, I thought the eclipse is what you feared

Ironic you say that my work's so poor
When you can't even manage yourself running a store
Kid, those fairies and imps didn't build you a tomb
Your own mask was already your fated doom

Seam vs. The Happy Mask Salesman ft. Egomanic & TheToppo

TheMonarchy as RGB
ZXY as Mr. Puzzles


Crew
Beat by Sinima Beats
Mixed by Trav Shark
Written by Trav Shark
Additional writing help by aepuns, AngelicWarrior, DJBalloonz, ZXY
Art by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by Trav Shark


RGB:
RGB here to bring the beat on your steel
I'm not here for a job, I'm just here to keep it real
Are you a monster? We're not on the same set 
Call you Michael Bay by pulling the same entertainment

Let's play chess, that’ll probably get you on
Considering you treat everyone as your little pawns
Never seen someone insecure to save face
Just to be a SMASH HIT on the picture box for they're taste

Your dad's right, you really have no creativity 
Your World of Make Believe is full of plagiarized activity
You're just the outlaw with the hell that you brought
Unlike the sheriff, you can only handle One-shot 

Now what kind of telly receives terrible reception?
Even after seeing flaws, he shows no redemption
Wanted someone Leggy, now that's a feet obsession 
Just stick to friending rocks if you want better acceptance


Mr. Puzzles:
Greetings, didn't see your name on the cast list
That's fine, cuz like attempts: you won't last this
Really got the rap keys to help you take the lead
Only to have the police come and give you a beat

Who needs heroes? I'm the only star on set
I have five of them, but it seems you're the “marked” object
Hero's got you hanging; anger's got her wrapped
But she's got the hole in her heart when the branch snapped

A swing of your cane and I'll cut your head
Better read the room, you're bleeding infrared
Peter Pan's gotten Negative; he's not the tougher man
Cuz the dreams he smoked are his acid trip to Neverland 

Got the stink eye from your lover with no confess
Even your short extension cord in her output can't impress
Got you binge watching on what you made as goners
You'll always be a scammer with how you Rob her


RGB:
Such a failure, you need people on lock strains
Why even make sense? all you do is rot brains
Seems the Sans really slipping through your very best
Cuz you're bound to this earth to never leave the Ness

You're only great with two roles: a TV and a fool
Unlike the dummy who's always cast as every animal
You're stuck in the past, you've let your amusement go
It's time to knock you off the air and end the Truman Show 

Here's the puzzle: is he someone we should fear? 
(Mr. Puzzles: What?)
Video killed this video star, it should be pretty clear 
(Mr. Puzzles: Wait that's not-)
Quarantined himself cuz his life already spiked
(Mr. Puzzles: Stop it)
So as he's flipping the channels, I'll be flipping the mic
(Mr. Puzzles: ENOUGH!)


Mr. Puzzles:
Why'd you stop? My opponent got cold feet?
Or maybe I'm one of his nightmares on full screen
Maybe if he achieves his goal, he'll let us be
Until then, he's only headlining for LSD

To me, you're the worst one and just lack a fight
Don't take my word, you said it in black and white
Everyone thinks your worthless when you walk on the street
Maybe eat some iron to burn off that acting degree

The screen’s cut to black, it's time to Dial back
Had lots of fun, but your mic hates your vile rap
With all the beating you take that get you rough dry
We should really do this again sometime

Mr. Puzzles vs. RGB ft. TheMonarchy & ZXY

ClarenceTheDuck as Miles Upshur
Ebenezer Ponce as Alan Wake


Crew
Beat by Trunxks beatz 
Mixed and Mastered by HoodieMasterr
Written by Trav Shark 
Additional writing help by TylerTheSnake & Shogen
Art by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by Trav Shark


Miles Upshur:
I've arrived at Washington to investigate a mad man
Who’s taken Bright Falls like rewrites to his fans 
He's an author, but can't say his sells are the best
It's only heart stopping by a switch in the chest

Fucking thirteen years and you wrote such a bad trash hap
Should've stayed in the writer's block instead of a cash grab
Seems the light went down the drain when you needed save
Now it’ll be the only Rose sitting on your grave

Let me make a Return to Sender cuz I'm a bit Casey
Why does your famous book feel like it's copy and pasty?
Your story was literally splattered with how you throw it
With its plot, I've seen better dives from bigger poets

Can't be original with your kind of twisted thoughts
You took the plot of Silent Hill and mixed it with Scribblenauts
I read your manuscript and know you're lost in a Dark Place
While I broke out of hell with blood on my face

Alan Wake:
I expected you to be weak with the pain you're dealing 
Guess you really are Walker's pig: always squealing 
In a horror game, the victim keeps asking “why?”
Unless they're you who seems to never even try

Should've left nightmares to the pros from the very start
You only fueled it up just to put the weight on Park
You fail at survival while I actually light up this rap fight
And I only need a pen to erase your shitty life

Miles Upshur:
Those lines were dark; I thought you'd have this battle conquered
Since your best tactic in fights is a musical concert
You lose to arcade relics; don't bother with the onslaught
They got you Rusty, but I thought you're good at drawin’ shots

Think your life's Scratched, but fame really got you more
Chatted with Warlin, but your insanity broadcasted out the Door
You're stuck at a drowning level with panic that you side
Not even the devil's act has a bigger shoe size

Alan Wake:
I'm lost, I'm lost in the dark; drowning in a man's blood
Sinking deeper like he did, but at least I'm not done
You stood so tall, no wonder your face wasn't visible
Should be lucky; ain't like a woman says it's kissable

You've gotten far, but your win was Miles behind you
Went too far and got stacked like the files you find too
Taking second isn't bad, but a game has means too
Is that why the camcorder is the only green you see through?

Here's my new book; it's on a two finger discount 
Ain't like you gave Tragger warnings before you just pounced
Just have no experience; you work for a poor wage
Well now you can be famous by being the guy who's 4ked

Got chased by dicks and I'm not talking a few jerks
They made you the company's bitch by getting you murked
So after I’m done ripping you into pieces
You can finally listen to Father Martin and rest in pieces

Epic Rap Battles of Housery

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