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RoboTurtle as Tom 
Zander Peers as Jerry
Kyle J as Nibbles
ToonPrince as Spike the Dog

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ENTERTAINMENT! (Reborn)
TOM THE CAT!
VS!
JERRY THE MOUSE!
BEGIN!
 
Tom the Cat:
Seriously!? Why am I facing this puny little mouse?
You think you’re so strong? All you do is run around the house!
You think your stupid ass traps can take down me?
I would rather fight Butch, cause he doesn't get obsessed over cheese!
Just look at the food chain, you’re going to be eaten!
I’ll drop fist down on you, so your ass can be beaten
You’re so weak, I’m gonna win in a snap!
I shouldn’t even try, I could just use a mouse trap!

Jerry the Mouse:
You’re so cocky, you never beat me, but you think you can a rap battle?
Nibbles is more experienced than you, so take this baby rattle! 
Nibbles: 
Haha!
Jerry the Mouse:
You will never catch me ‘cause you’re a pussy. LITERALLY
This mouse can do more than you’d think, fatass, you’d better flee
Why do you try to kill, you've got no reason!
You think you can beat me? You'll have to wait 'til next season!
You can’t even get a girl, yet you think you’re a pimp?
All you are is a pussy, who’s scared of your owner on her period!

Tom the Cat:
You say you’re a hero? Well you’re just an asshole!
I won’t go easy on you cause that’s not how I roll
Screw Nibbles, that kid is just freakin’ pathetic!
Nibbles:
Hey!
Tom the Cat:
If you try to cross me, I CAN GET REAL ENERGETIC!
I’ll rip off all your limbs! IT’S TIME FOR REDEMPTION!
I’m the predator, you’re the prey! It’s time for this show to be ended!
Where Jerry lies at his grave! MUAHAHA! You’ve been beaten!
There’s no way to run, or hide, DON’T YOU BELIEVE IT?!
 
Jerry the Mouse:
All you wanna do is stand in the spotlight, you can’t be cute!
You’re a waste, I can’t wait until the Puss Gets The Boot!
Take my freaking cheese, and I’ll show you MY dark side!
Then I’ll hurt you so bad, you’ll cry like Fluttershy!
I’m goin’ ham like Spike the Dog, there’s no way you can beat me!
And if you try and mess with him, 
Spike the Dog:
I’LL TEAR YOUR ASS INTO PIECES!!!
Jerry the Mouse:
If I were you, I would take anger management, and some antidepressants,
Cause this battle is over- and this little mouse has won again

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ENTERTAINMENT! (Reborn)

Tom vs Jerry. Epic Rap Battles of Entertainment (Reborn) 1

Ed - Anthony
Patrick - Matthew 
Cosmo - Zack
Gir - Zack
Soos - KGBronies 
Chowder - RoboTurtle
Bloo - Zack
Billy - Zack 
Stimpy - Frenzy 
Dora The Explorer - Mat4yo

EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
ED!
VS! 
PATRICK!
BEGIN!

Ed:
Hello! I’m ed, after this, this dumb starfish will be found dead
But instead, you sound like you’ve been knocked on the head.
don’t try to rap, you and you're yellow friend are in a gay romance 
no wonder since you want to see what's in his squarepants 
you’re the first star fish that has ever been beaten by Ed
you pink dildo headed prick, have you been dropped on your head again?
You live under a rock? Whoa you can’t be more of a dumbass!
you’re a unemployed idiot who can’t even get at a job at the krusty krab

Patrick:
You’ll be screaming “Chickens!” once I kick you in the dickens
my rhymes are harder then my rock house so don’t think about winning
don’t make fun of my friends, you’re the retard to talk
only friends you have is a cheap scammer and a nerd who yabs too much
may I ask a simple question, why so fucking yellow?
oh wait you’re always like that cause you probably have conditions, I’ll
whoop you away and you're weird obsession with buttered toast 
try to step up to this awesome star fish with the most flow

Ed:
Well least I’m likeable and have a fucking personality 
unlike you sitting there overdosing on krabby patties 
you can’t even do anything, who could ever stand you?
atleast I have an IQ to know that you’re going to lose

Patrick:
well your IQ’s wrong, now lets just get this beat back on track
oh yeah where this star fish was kicking your dumb-ass
I’m not talking shit from a guy who gets beat up by his sister
I’m a dead sea mc, who’ll leave more than a blister.

Cosmo:
hello! Cosmo is back to kick these dumb holes in there nuts
I’m a fairy godparent! You two act like Mutts. 
I’m the real star, not you Fagdick, so just go back to you're rock home!
Think twice, you got sliced, by the magical cosmo!

Gir:
It’s time for you all to go through your Walk of Doom!
When GIR steps onto the mic, there’s nothing you can do!
I’m the fan favorite, watch me doo dee doo doh!
And if you try to fuck with me, I’ll go into Rare Duty Mode!

Soos:
Welcome to Gravity Falls fools, I was once a pig.
But when I was one, I could still rap better than you did,
I’m Jesüs! and now I’ll leave you a huge bruise!
I’m going to go now, you got owned by sooooos!

Chowder:
I'm going to spit a rap and then eat it up again
Mung Daal, lets cook up these fools and turn them into Bacon
I’m a classic CN show, compared to me, you all suck!
say I have an eating problem? well guess what, I don’t give a fuck!

Ralph Wiggum:
you guys winning is impossible , my cat smells like pee.
I’m not stupid, I’m special, ask my dad, see?
I’ll stop eating these crayons when I take you to town
I don’t choo choo choose you, I hate men now!

Bloo:
Prepare to be owned by Mac's best imaginary friend
You're all for comedy purposes, when will it be your end?
Chowder, all you do is eat, well choke on this rhymes
Now watch as I give the bloo beatdown, a second time

Billy:
Hey Grim, Lets kick bloo out of that stupid fosters home
even Mandy agrees that you guys freaking blow
Honestly, All your raps are making my ears bleed!
I’d rather eat my own boogers then see you guys succeed

Stimpy:
Oh joy, I get to rap against these fails, cause I’ll win!
Billy, I’ll turn you into a skeleton, just like Grim!
Cosmo, you’re obsessed with timmy, keep away from little boys
All of you guys just need some Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

Dora The Explorer:
Hola! Es signora Dora! Taking down these idiots!
You dipshits lower intellect, I pioneer a hispanic syndicate
of little kids who can whoop your ass sideways in two different languages
Anywhere from bikini bottom all the way to Bangladesh
Stimpy, you’re simply gay with Ren- and it’s obvious to see!
I don’t need help from my viewers to find that out this time on TV
I’l kick you down with Boots’ boots, I’ll stomp on you like jelly
I’ll be swiping these silly swiping sick swipers right off of the telly!
Billy, shove your boogers up your ass, you failed mistake
check the map to see how much more of this buttkicking you can take
Call me Boots, cause I’m going apeshit on you whackos that’s a fact
I’ll have mi Abuela pack my you in my backpack for a snack
Before I drop the mic, YEAH!, what did we learn today...
Never mess with Dora the Explorer, we did it, yeah, we did it, YAY!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Uhhhhhhhhh...What was I meant to say again?
CARTOONMADERAPBATTLES!

Ed vs Patrick. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 1 Finale

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