Instrumental from ERBParodies' Mozart vs Skrillex

Butter vs Peanuts. ft. guest stars.....

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION
Pee-Nuts 
VS
Butt-er
BEGIN!

Butt-er: Errrrrrg, imma fuck you up bro,
my butt will go BUMP, and turn you into a hoe!
i was voiced by matthew because he wanted to cameo,
i will go kung fu panda on your ass since my nickname is PO!
my second verse is totally gonna have a fast rap,
so ill use my butt, to make a big crap!

Pee-Nuts: I will pee all over your nuts,
you think you are so hawt because you get butts?
you suck dick thats why your name is gay,
I'm so blind at rapping, you can call me Charles Ray!
BOO i scared you with my amazing lines,
look at the clock, you are way past your times!

Butt-er: I changed my mind i don't feel like fast rapping,
instead ill sit on a toilet and start crapping!
but i have the best flow you wont believe,
smell that?…… i made a queef!

Pee-Nuts: i have the best flow bitch, you wont believe its not butter,
the way you wear that butter makes you look sluttier!
fuck off i won this battle,
lol im gonna go tattle!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION!!!

Pee-Nuts vs Butt-er. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination

The final battle of Wave 1.

VinnyO as Lelouch vi Britannia
ProjectAlpha22 as Light Yagami
ZaBanpaiaNeko as C.C.
Yobar as Ryuk
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Skeep

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ElbBSZbVrn8w3z5xHKnHg_ef11V-R2U1pxNz1RlrONM/edit?usp=sharing

Kira vs Zero - Rap Battle #6

Dusk as Kirito
Mancha as Scott Pilgrim
Tara as Ramona Flowers
Adam as Wallace Wells
Beat by Vinny

Kirito:
Link Start! I've got two blades and one weeb to retire
No demon chicks needed when Kirigaya spits fire
While you trip over your words I'm high climbing Aincrad
Thot Pilgrim couldn't survive one night in Minecraft!
When a Boy ends up Crashed from a virgin cocktail
I'd grade you a Coke Zero on an Ordinal Scale!
This is your Infinite Sadness, I'm way out of your League, 
You know, Pilgrim, I'm in lesbians with your defeat

Scott:
 Wait, what do I do? Stand up and fight, Scott!
Wallace, I don’t like hitting girls! They’re too soft!
This friend Repulsor is just a Black-hearted Swordsman
Think that you can’t lose to me? Shoryuken!
[[That doesn’t even rhyme!]] [[Stop ripping off of Starbomb!]]
Seriously, guys? Let me do this. Come on.
Poorly written, poorer rapping, man it really is a shame
Because I don’t think that I’d even enjoy playing your game

Kirito:
 Look at that, it’s just another way that Scott’s in denial!
He’s so alien to girls that his life’s the EX-files!
Ripping off Street Fighter? Pilgrim’s running out of powers!
Grab a tricorn hat and hide behind your May-Flowers!
A Graves tale of pre-adolescent capriciousness:
This deadbeat bitch tries to stick his dick in chicks
Went through fake highschool girlfriends and now you wanna screw ME?
Smash a predator’s face in! A second Nobuyuki!

Scott: 
Your novels sure are light when it comes to artistic vision
And I wanted to enjoy your verse - be Witty and abridge it!
Wait, what the Puckman, you made a season 2  anyway?
That's it, you cocky cock, you'll pay for your crimes against anime!
So careful taking a FullDive or else like Keita, you’ll fall!
[[Oh, remember Phantom Bullet Arc?]] [[Kick her in the balls!]]
Just take a Blood Oath, since it seems you’re down for incest
Or go back to playing with that fidget spinner on your chest

Kirito: 
Your lines are emptier than your brain’s subspace
And with no ex-Calibur, you need to just face
That even with the Power of Understanding you wield
YOU STILL DON’T KNOW TO NOT CROSS A MASTER OF HIS FIELD
Lets Elucidate this for you, though they call me the beater
Looking at Knives, I guess you’re both a beta and a cheater
Leaving a final one-liner before I end this strife:
Grow up, Scott, and get a Precious Little Life!

Scott:
This suuuuuuuucks.

Ramona:
You’re not dead. You’re just having some idiotic dream.

Scott & Ramona:
Oh, ok.
Level up! Plus 4 Guts, my 1 Love, and 3 Power!
You just Sex Bob-ombed, but it’s my Finest Hour!
You’re no fun at parties! Get it through your Demonhead!
Or else you’ll never recover from a Laughing Coffin’s bloodshed!
Sorry, did we strike a NerveGear? We Shatterbands on the attack!
And we’re leaving Asuna to be the one to dress in black!
Shitty. Awful. Overrated: SAO!
Take you Sword Art Offline with an ultimate K.O.!

URBoF

Scott Pilgrim vs Kirito  - URBoF #9

(Seth)
They say that the relations you make and maintain are crucial
To where you will end up but i always wonder if this is truthful
While I have a lot of friends around the web and the globe
It seems some others I know are getting harder to hold
It’s like the more I make is another mistake
When they’re looking at me like a venomous snake
So much hurt in the social circle
Is it for the better, is it for the worst or
is it worth it? Make a new friend for another to vanish
Hit them up like “Can you hear me” but no answer
Feel like I’m stranded, why I’d make a jump if I couldn’t land it
But it can’t all be on me cause I’m holding with closed fists
Make a friend and lose another how could I have known this
and I’m still too worried if I can make it
while these friends of mine are fadin’ away
I wish they’d stay and I’ll say it, I wonder
if it’s my fault for not paying attention to what I had beside me
I slayed it now i’m making even graver mistakes and
I ain’t got all the words to say on a verse I’d slay
cause it hurts each day you’re turning away
I try to change your mind or stop you
but you’ve already left this place, ay


(Chorus)
You reach the exit, everytime I enter debates
The show's already over, when I walk on the stage
I'm offering my friendship and you leave me in the rain
The closer I step, the further you step away
I say one wrong word and you avoid my face
Losing you has more weight than a victory I would gain
I'm begging you to come back, but I'm stuck in the rain
The closer I step, the further you step away

Dustin Verse: (1:29)
You step away from me, but leave the door open
You tell me I’m a disappointment, even if I’ve been joking.
The more I gained friends, the more I had to confess
And everytime you kill our contact always remains a little death.
We all are a little bit socially awkward and you still decided to spend time with me.
And it seems to me that the best way how to tell you my problems is guiding a beat.
Words defining drama are pushing me to the bottom.
You’re dragging on the film, while I search the rewind button.
I’m talking to a border of a pitiful prison.
I really tryna beat our issues, but it doesn’t fit your rhythm.
I won’t leave you in your corner, ‘til you’re willing to listen.
I wanna go to any place where you’d stop resisting.
And you stop getting pissed and you stop your bitching.
Stop to copy their snitching, sides are switching.
You can easily gain friends, but it’s easier to lose them.
And tomorrow’s another day, so rethink where you move in.
Cuz I never really know how open I can talk
Whether my fella is mad or still likes me a lot.
You put on a mask, so I can’t read your thoughts.
I’m mentally not strong enough to beat this block.
Look, I really wanna be like anybody who can handle bigger renovations more than I could ever do.
Cuz I am walking on the way of causing trouble through making you mad only cuz you don’t wanna face the truth.
 
(Chorus Reprise)

(Vincent)
Yuh, excuse me for the interruption
I'm sick of the drama and sick of assumptions
Just being social is really enough 
To turn a happy-go-lucky life rough, fuck
I hop on the track (aye) spittin' these raps (skrrt)
In fear, any second you'll stab my back
Can't wait for our blood to collide
When this back knife goes through your eye

Maybe then you'll finally see, it's like what we built was a lie to me, yuh
In this tale you're but a poison apple, the one your friends all feed from

(Seth)
How are we supposed to get through it all?

(Chorus)

Written and performed by Seth W, Freshy Kanal, VinnyO
Produced by VinnyO
Piano rendered by Sebb01

Exit (ft. Freshy Kanal & VinnyO)

The battle of the most famous video game urban legends is finally here!

Matthew Thomas as Petscop
VinnyO as Polybius

Petscop:
Just to prove that I’m able to take on a rusty game machine
I’ll spit it faster than the colors that you flash onto your screen
Just a little simple code and it’ll make anyone a-Paul-ed
Got Amber in my inventory, so you know I’m on the ball
What I see right here is the worst gaming myth in history
Your chance of claiming victory is the true mystery
You’re my pet peeve, so I’ll take you and put you in a daycare
Reborn on the PS4, but you’ll still meet your Newmaker

Polybius:
You've probably got No Ideas on why people fear me
How about you insert a quarter, and then you will surely see
Why every kid in the 80's got headaches and hallucinations
Probably ‘cause I bring more fears than a fake game on Playstation
Only thing to do when I go Hammond on the Mike; pray
Leave this wannabe pasta with an 8-bit migraine
Best check if you got epilepsy, ‘cause I’m going in for the kill
Even with your huge fanbase, you blow more than the Windmill!

Petscop:
You’ll make like Daisy-Head Mayzie once you learn the sad truth
That the only people interested in you are men in black suits!
This is where I draw the Garaline, so once this cabinet is broke
I’ll dump him in the trash where he belongs, that’s a dead hoax. (yep)

Polybius:
Step to me, your sense deletes, I don’t Even Care
Just Stay Asleep, you can’t defeat Polybius, it isn’t fair
You’re not Gifted at all, you’re just a Plain mess, you’re screwed
How About you get it through your head Buddy? Nobody Loves You!

Beat Produced by: Epistra
Written by: Matthew Thomas
Mixed by: Matthew Thomas

Petscop vs Polybius

Zel as Eleven
Vinny as Ness

Ness:
I don’t need my bat equipped to leave this tomboy crushed
Can barely introduce yourself, so I’m not expecting much
It’s best you hide with Mike again because I’m spitting PK Fire
Stealing verbal victories like french fries at burger diners
Standing strong through countless battles, while you’re always fatigued
This human ET won’t be okay, when I play her like D&D
Take a Skip Sandwich and run, like the blood down your nose
Cause you can’t hide humiliation with a wig and girly clothes

Eleven:
Get away, bad man- You’re nothing but a mouth breather
I’ll turn that smile Upside Down and hopefully you’ll learn
Your story’s under overrated tales, forever forgotten
But we’ll see who’s the skeleton once you end up like Barb, rotten

Ness:
Always sacrificing yourself just for your pussy friends
Talk about poor defense, while I’ve got tons of psychic points left
You know I bring the thunder, and since running is all you do
I recommend you hide in fear, remind you of your tattoo?

Eleven:
All the hurt I bring won’t heal you but you’re still going down, B
Words confusing like a trip to Saturn Valley 
You’ll bleed red like an Apple, kid, blue like a cultist
Crack your neck with your bat, magic tricks and every verse
Let’s see what you’ve proven, neighborhood kingpin
Oh so adventurous but you’ll never be bitchin’ 
I left you broken, Ness- don’t call for Jeff to fix you
This time you won’t be dreaming when your head gets handed to you

Prod. VinnyO

Ness Vs Eleven (feat. Zel)

(listen at a lower volume)

RAP BATTLE (Halloween Special)

Pennywise vs Needles Kane

Pennywise:
This flame princess makes me Crimson Fury-ous, you're just fueling my anger
Sluggishly driving your kid bait, I'd rather be brawling Joker
Frightened Flesh tastes better than your old hairy skin
Your dead franchise right now is like a full “Head On” collision
Pull out this psycho's gold tooth out, and bring an end to your insanity
You're “Lost” into obscurity, this Sweet Tooth has cavities
Have you face a deadly car crash, no one would cry or scream
You just simply get angry, by someone stealing your ice cream

Kane:
I’m back, you’d definitely know, I will end this contest
I put the Twisted in Twisted Metal, my Sweet Slam is at its best
Try again in 27 years, and you’ll still be taken down
All you are reminding me of are those 2016 clowns
You went from dressing a children’s comic to a Renaissance Duke
Counting on just jumpscares in your film, that makes me want to puke
You're just “Trash, Man”, IT’s not Pennywise to talk to strangers
How could you expect to win, if you're beaten by a Club of Losers

Pennywise:
I’ll be dancing over your grave, while I reign best box office in horror
Bringing attack with no lack of arachnophobia in my last form
I'll have you floating too, and for once, you'll have your grin off
Especially if it ends as worse as your pint-sized spin-off

Kane:
You’ve killed only 14 people, while I have killed up to thousands
Only 4th place in R-Rated earnings; so quit that clowning
I already have a flaming scalp, knowing how hard I bring the roasts
Rip away your makeup filled face, and leave you as a Laughing Ghost

Dean as Pennywise (sorry Henry)
Dean as Needles Cane

Written by Dean & Henry

sorry for my weird Penny voice

Pee-Nuts vs Butt-er. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination

ERBOI

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