Whipper vs Whipped.... Cream

LYRICS: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION
OVERLY ABUSIVE DAD
VS
CREAM PIE
BEGIN!

OAD: I maybe be abusive, but atleast im not a faggot,
come over hear cream pie, taste the blade of my hatchet!
ill whip you with my belt like i whip my little kids,
ill go to your house, suck on your mama's tits!
get the fuck out you diabetic, creamsicle,
ill crush you with a boulder, and turn you into a pickle!

CreamPie: im not gonna lie, you are about to die,
but first ill give your boyfriend my cream pie!
i may be filled with cream, but you are just obscene,
whipping your kids over nothing, aren't you causing a scene!
i reek of sugar, you reek of dirt,
i guess i just spanked you, cuz you are butt hurt!

OAD: OH YOU WENT TOO FAR, prepare for a slapping,
i only whip my children when i catch them fapping!
you calling me obscene, you aren't even animate,
im sure nothing rhymes with animate, SO FUCK YOU!

CreamPie: Many things rhyme with animate, you are just retarded,
i would give you my cream filling, but to be honest i just sharted!
so get out,
shut up,
go lay down,
because all you are is a depressed little clown!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION!

Overly Abusive Dad vs Cream Pie. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination.

Fast Food Master vs The Knife Master

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION
RONALD MCDONALD
VS
YOUR EVERYDAY PSYCHOTIC KILLER
BEGIN!!

Ronald: You look hungry, come in for a snack,
just kidding bitch, heres a fast food bitch smack!
im the real MC, i got my MC Donalds ready to serve McFishes,
but i wont serve you food, ill serve you McDisses!
stop eating mice, and Stop killing the nice, 
because when your burning don't ask me for a bag of ice!

YEPK: HAHAHAHHAHAAHA! you lied to me,
your food makes us fat, i'd rather drink pee!
you need to get out or ill rip off your head,
good luck trying to get your children into bed!
i kill people for a reason, they fucking suck,
you wanna beat me? i don't give a fuck!

Ronald: calm down bitch its just a rap battle,
ill kick your ass so bad it will end up in seattle!
you look like a baby, who needs a rattle,
so why don't you get up and join the rest of your cattle!

YEPK: Where are you going bitch, HA i just stabbed you in the leg,
now ill throw you in the oven, let your clown ass bake,
i just won this battle so time for my exit,
all of your mcdonalds tastes just like my shit!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION!!!

Your Everyday Psychotic Killer vs Ronald McDonald. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination.

Master of Shouts vs Master of SQUEEEEEEEAKS

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION
DRAGONPORN
VS
A SQUEAKY MOUSE
BEGIN!!!

Dragon: Im such a badass, watching porn on my laptop,
you should just pull a dakota and go ihop!
flip flip flop, im always on top,
who are you? the daughter of carrottop?

Mouse: SQUUEEEAAK, IMMA WHIP YOU WITH MY TAIL,
CUZ WHEN IT HITS YOU IN THE FACE, YOU WILL ALWAYS FAIL!
IM NOISY AS A BLENDER, BUT STILL MORE BETTER THAN YOU,
SO GET OUT OF HERE YOU DRAGONJEW!

Dragon: I only need 4 lines to whoop your ass back to christmas,
once your dead, guess what, no one will kiss!
im like a bee, my rhymes sting like you,
but you sting cuz your gay, you are the poo!

Mouse: Shut up dragondork, no one likes you anyways,
i will kill you just like i kill the GAYS!

Gay Guy: I maybe gay but atleast im not a annoying jew like you,
so this is the end of the battle, wheres the doggy doo doo?

WHO WON? WHO COULD BE NEXT? IDK YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION!!!

DragonPorn Vs A Squeaky Mouse. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination.

Love vs Hate Relationship

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION
PAROTHESE
VS
EMINEM
BEGIN!!!

Parothese: OMG #HOLYSHIT ITS EMINEM I LOVE YOU,
SIGN MY LEFT CHEEK CUZ I hearT YOU TOO!!!
EMINEM YOUR MY IDOL! PLEASE GIVE ME A KISS,
CUZ IF YOU DONT I WOULD SHOOT YOU IN THE TITS!

Eminem: Hey the real slim faggot has stood up here,
i will make you go away bitch, i don't talk to you queers!
i write songs about myself cuz im a narsassitic twat,
michael is a dykul who likes it up the butt!

Parothese: THATS IT I QUIT THIS SHIT YOU TOOK IT TO FAR,
IM GONNA HIT YOUR FACE AT THE FUCKING TITTY BAR,

Eminem: YOU SHUT UP YOU RETARDED FUCK,
IM GONNA ORDER A PIZZA TO MAKE YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINAT- *ding dong*

Hello?

Pizza: IM THE PIZZA GUY SOMEONE ORDERED TOO MANY PIZZAS,
WAS IT YOU, OR YOU? WAS IT THAT MICHAEL JEW?
FUCK ALL OF YALL I AINT DELIVERING SHIT ANYMORE,
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF LOW LIFE WHORES!!

ahem EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION!!!!

Parothese Vs Eminem. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination

Guy who raps like shit vs Animal that makes shit

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION
THAT BROWN COW
VS
T-PAIN
BEGIN!!!!

Brown: MOOOOOOOO, prepare to die,
pigs cant fly? well i can fly!
wheeee im flying so high!
just like a kite you stupid pie!
oppa gangam style, cows can dance too,
ill rap so depressed it will make your balls blue!

T-Pain: I bring the pain, and i drink TEEEEEA,
autotuueeene, wait its not turned on…….
FUCK AUTOTUN I RAP WITHOUT THAT SHIT,
SO LIKE NATHAN SAID, KSS MY CLIIIIT!
POOPOO I AM LIKE HONEY BOO BOO,
GET A CLUE CLUE, YOU UGLY JEW JEW!

Brown: autotune is for niggas, im an actual musician,
ill burn ya with my rhymes you stupid diction!!
fart knocker ill fuck you up you dumb pig,
watch what happens when i put an er at the end of nig!

T-Pain: Call me P-Pain cuz it hurts when i pee,
i think i might have an std!
this battle was suggested by some guy,
and i aint gonna lie,
i sound like a buzzing fly!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIIIIiiiiIIIIiiIIIDE
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION!!!!

T-Pain vs That Brown Cow. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination.

Pikachu as a Jew vs The Main Character of Super Smash Bros Brawl

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION
PIKAJEW
VS
A BASEBALL BAT
BEGIN!

Pikajew: Pika Pika, imma wear you like a hat,
after i win this battle, imma complain right to your cat!
peanut butter fuck off with a baseball bat,
i may look like a rat,
but you should go rat at at at,
and die cuz i shat!

Baseball: Im a bat punk, call me batman,
you looking pretty yellow, did you get a bad tan?
call me epic shit, cuz i shit in your case,
imma swing my balls around and hit em in your face!

Pikajew: Jews can play baseball better than you,
get a clue, you erotic jew boo!
you suck like a duck so prepare to get fucked,
this is the apocolips you retarded mucked!

Baseball: Its the bottom of the ninth against this pokemon in a bathing suit,
you are just loved cuz everyone thinks your cute!
im a canadian bat, thats why i say aboot,
what rhymes with dakota? a fucking boot!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION (gotta catch em all)

PikaJew vs A Baseball Bat. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination.

Butter vs Peanuts. ft. guest stars.....

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION
Pee-Nuts 
VS
Butt-er
BEGIN!

Butt-er: Errrrrrg, imma fuck you up bro,
my butt will go BUMP, and turn you into a hoe!
i was voiced by matthew because he wanted to cameo,
i will go kung fu panda on your ass since my nickname is PO!
my second verse is totally gonna have a fast rap,
so ill use my butt, to make a big crap!

Pee-Nuts: I will pee all over your nuts,
you think you are so hawt because you get butts?
you suck dick thats why your name is gay,
I'm so blind at rapping, you can call me Charles Ray!
BOO i scared you with my amazing lines,
look at the clock, you are way past your times!

Butt-er: I changed my mind i don't feel like fast rapping,
instead ill sit on a toilet and start crapping!
but i have the best flow you wont believe,
smell that?…… i made a queef!

Pee-Nuts: i have the best flow bitch, you wont believe its not butter,
the way you wear that butter makes you look sluttier!
fuck off i won this battle,
lol im gonna go tattle!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION!!!

Pee-Nuts vs Butt-er. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination

TEH BATTLE ROYALE OF SHIT

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION
Your Sex Ed Teacher
VS
DOORMAT
BEGIN

Doormat: I'm a doormat, you are just fat,
after i pwn you, ill complain right to your cat!
you should teach us something useful, instead of SPD's,
i talked to your girl last night, she has double d's!
speaking of d's i have some nice looking titties,
now tell me why it hurts when I fuck your kitties!
now give me a kiss, you cunt tit fag,
everytime i see your penis, it makes me gag

Sex Ed: Welcum to sex ed, please take a seat,
today will be learning how to beat your meat,
oh wait you don't have one, cuz you are gay,
i will fuck you with my prostate!
breasts are located, where doormat wont see,
time to teach you kids about the birds and the bees,
ill fuck you hard, with all my power and might,
but first imma give you a shot at the mic, alrr-

Doormat: Hold it right there you pedophile queer,
you get rap lessons from skrillex, cuz you like it in the ear!
You think you can beat me? HA! You bore me!
When you look at kids, you get very horny!
I would rather face a bowl of lettuce
Nothing rhymes with lettuce, so fuck off!
I am smart, you are a fart who's dumb
I bet you don't even know where babies come from!

Sex Ed: They come from the place where dakota got fucked,
keep this up, ill make sure you get hand cuffed,
g, a, y, that is what you are,
you aren't even old enough to drive a car,
my cousin i sexed could rap faster than you,
any doormat i bought was sold by a jew,
so get the fuck out you gay ass piss,
you better just go and slit your wrist!

Lettuce:
I heard my name in the third verse
What rhymes with verse? I didn't rehearse
This battle makes sense, wait
No it doesn't, KISS MY ASS! Wait
That didn't rhyme
I think I just committed a crime
I rhymed wait with wait, now I'm going to jail
Your cousin is an epic fail! 

Wrecking Ball:
I'll wreck your TV and give it a virus
Nothing rhymes with virus, okay, maybe Miley Cyrus
But that doesn't mean shit, ya tit
You can take this ball and shove it up your… balls!

Santa Claus:
HO HO HO HO!
You remind me of that one reindeer Dancer
I bet you have testicular cancer!!!!!
You deserve a fucking bag of coal!
This battle has gotten out of control!!!!

Doctor Who Gives a Shit:
DID SOMEBODY SAY, BAG?
DAAAAAAAAA, YOU WANT TO WATCH MY SHOW?
WELL GOOD FOR YOU, NOW YOU ARE MY HO!
BLOW YOUR MOM, WAIT, SHE'LL BLOW ME
I'LL GIVE HER AN STD
AND THEN YOU'LL SEE
THAT I'M THE BEST RAPPER COVERED IN PEE!

Nice Skeeter:
Did somebody say, rapper?
I am a nice skeeter because I'm nice when I skeet
I have a foot fetish, so show me your feet
Yes, I admit that that is nasty
But nothing rhymes with nasty, so FUCK YOURSELF!

Doormat vs Your Sex Ed Teacher. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination

Battle of the PISS

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION
TOURETTES GUY
VS
DEAD MOOSE
BEGIN

Moose: You created kiss my clit, well then im going to squirt,
is that mickey mouse on your shirt? or is it tit dirt!
Nice microphone faggot, oh wait you have the same one as me,
well ill just leave now and cry for my mommy!
brb i need to pee,
just kidding bitch, its just dry pussy,
now cry for your mama, who lives in bahama,
now imma eat you up, if you were salama,

Tourettes: MOTHER FUCKER FAGGOT ASS BITCH,
NEVER FUCK WITH MY TOOTHPASTE OR ILL PISS,
DANNY RHODES CANT WRESTLE FOR DICK,
ILL FUCK YOUR HOLES WITH MY STICK,
COLGATE TOOTH PASTE IS FOR FAGGOT ASS,
DONT TALK PISS ABOUT MY WIFE, SHE HAS A NICE ASS,
SO FUCK OFF YOU DUMB ASS CLIT,
NOW GET ME A CHEESEBURGEr, BUT DONT LOAD IT WITH BULLSHIT!!!

Moose: You suck duck like a retarded fuck,
i look like a moose, but im actually a buck,
i will piss on your cans, and shove it up your tit,
i already made this rhyme, but eat me shit,
im dead, deader than someone who is dead,
so you can kiss my liver and head,
eat my shit, fucking nigger,
your dick is shrinking, while mine is bigger,
i get an extra dis, cuz you suck ass,
fuck you man, you are made of GLASS,

Tourettes: FUUUUUCK, FUCKING BALLS, SHIT,
HEAD AND SHOULDERS IS FOR BULLLLL SHIT!
FUCK YOU, BALLS TIT,
STOP LOADING MY BURGER WITH A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!
I WAS DIAGONSED WITH AIDS,
OW- SOMEONE GET ME SOME BANDAIDS,
FUCKING PISSED MYSELF, OW MY DICK,
FUCK YOU MOOSE, YER DEAD AS SHIT!!!

who won? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE FUCKING CUNT BITCH! 
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION!!!

Tourettes Guy Vs Dead Moose. Epic Rap Battles of Imagination

Tank Dempsey Vs Nikolai Belinski Mixdown

THE SERIES FINALE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION…. BITCH
ME
VS
THE COMMUNITY!!!
BEGIN!

Me:
WAKE UP GUYS, this community is now shit,
With these, angry, whiny annoying little kids!
I'm like the heart in this community, your like the clit,
I'm not known for being nice, but your still the biggest prick!
You remind me of my ginger hair, because you have no soul,
Keep your half assed rap battles away from me, YOU FUCKING TROLL!
I don't shake dicks, i don't invite turds,
I ruin kids asses faster than millions of molesters,
even ERB knows what a boss i am,
i got my name on the front of the rap battles man!
My edits will haunt you, make you think you're going to fail,
you're about to get whooped by 3 MC's from my imagination tale!
so when my cock strikes, prepare to enter of world of March cum,
cause im out, i got my own things to edit, fuck this shit im done!

Community:
HOW DARE YOU, mute me when im rapping in this call,
your a crappy crap shitting craperation, i aint spooked,
by this gay ass phantom, eat my prostate,
i don't believe in hate, but its you i really hate!

That Asshole From The Grinch:
Don't panic bitch!, but i'm about to twerk,
I'm that asshole, the ghost of a circle jerk!
Who's properly rhyming archer with vagina,
Yo i own all of youtube, all the way to china!
you got dumped in the group, now your pissed at the crew,
You should have made like a Whore.net, AND EAT A JEW!
Because your whining is the shit thats gonna tear us apart,
what good is your team, if it reeks of a fart!

Community:
AH SHUT IT!
Your raps make me suicidal, its just rude,
what frightens me the most, is your big ass dude!
Epic Rap Battles of Blank, thats the life i've selected,
so enough with your rude ass responses IM NOT AFFECTED!

Mary Popzits:
Well i'm about rap now,
because its my verse now!…..
MEOW!
Just take a lesson from Mary,
your missing the point community!
theres more to life than rap battles take it easy!
even i can make time for the chairzy!
best put some friends in your contacts,
cause you don't know the spirit of making vids!
if you did than you would at this moment,
have real friends, but your life is now hopeless!

Community: 
NO THIS IS SO GAY, THIS IS CYBER BULLYING,
wait actually…
Harkening back to the Dead Zandy's lecture,
i still am expecting, a final character!

The Mad Scientist:
BLAH!

Community:
AHH!

The Mad Scientist:
I'm original,
I got no one to love me, and no one to cry,
Alone by myself, in my room i am sad,
with the stench of my tears and my dead beet dad,
cause you've chosen the path of a selfish kid,
who will end up like me if you don't fix your shit!
the penance you pay for the way you act,
is just as big as your girlfriends rack!

Community:
Are these the shadows of things that will be,
or are you just messing with me,
all of your dumb faggots are super gay,
please please just fucking go away!
i promise to leave you alone,
a friend to no one is who i will become,
It's youtube, i shouldn't even be here anyways,
FUCK YOU EVERY!

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION…………….

bitch….

Me Vs The Community. Epic Rap Battles Of Imagination

Me Vs The Community - Epic WoodenHornets Rap Battles

Lyrics:
The first thing i saw was inside a vagina
stuck right between the great walls of china
I came out, then I screamed out WAAAAH
Doctor said, "You just gave birth to godzilla"
They took me home, set me down in the crib
Looking like an ugly ass little Baby Back Rib
Never thought that i'd get here from the start
From a baby to the brains, with a really big heart
When I turned into a kid, I wasn't very smart
Every single joke I made, was related to a fart
But I grew up since then, no really I did
I wouldn't be here if I made up this shit
I love all my friends, they mean the world to me
Even if it's a fucked up community
I judge them by their personality 
Who cares if they sometimes act immaturely 
Now when I got a bit older, my dad was a bit insane
Very depressed indeed, something was up with his brain
He was worried for us, that he'd hurt us
Cared only for us, he loved all of us
So he took all his meds and overdosed for us
Because he didn't wanna have to kill us
I know it's sad but true, It didn't come as a surprise
He did it to protect, not out of wanting to say goodbye
I loved the man, he did what he could
Thanks to him, I see the world as i should
Not only that, but i'm his epic creation
And he gave me all of my important inspiration
He taught me how to edit, and how to record
Learning, Filming and how not to get bored
All of these things i'll never regret
The first show he showed, was Beavis and Butthead
So please.. to the lonely little brats
Never ever make fun of my dad
I dedicated this part just for him
Now back to the less important stupid ass shit
After all of that, I couldn't speak
So I was taken to some Speech Therapy
It helped me gain confidence
got me off the ground
Then at age 9, I was given the crown
People liked me, holy fuck
this ginger felt important out of luck
then at age 14 I wanted more of this
I made the channel, WoodenHornets
Met ERBP, they were so nice to me
Never thought this would happen to me
Met Justin, Nathan, and Hunter too
Had a blast being in the crew
one year later, look what's become
So many people here, and we support everyone
Sure there may be drama, here or there
come to think of it, there's drama everywhere
So yeah Kyenza, I made this for you
Hope you enjoy this contest entry for you
It inspired me to make more original stuff
So to you, thank you, and good luck




My Life Story (Kyenza's Contest Entry)

The Rap Battle... the two men... that everyone wanted to see... kinda... IS HERE!!!

Liam Marshall as Himself
WoodenHornets as Himself

EPIC WOODENHORNETS RAP BATTLES
LIAM MARSHALL
VS
WOODENHORNETS
BEGIN

Liam:
Zander please, you wanna fight me?
I’ll send a puck to your face, a win for the king of hockey
You need to head to the void, where you belong!
All of that rapping’s worse than your cover of the Fancy song!
No how much I talk, you never give a shit
But that’s over now, I’m MapleSyrup on a mission
You think you have all the fame, but you’re just that guy
Who likes to sit in the corner and cry
You’ve always been rejected, over and over
No one likes a ginger, people are like “no RED Rover”
You might have Justin and Provost, but that seems to be all!
Everytime you get get casted, you seem to stall!
Canadian bitch, I’m from the land of the free
I’ve just proved many reasons on why not to fight me
I’m bigger, stronger, and coming out with a way better diss!
You’ll kill us all with your gingervitis!

WoodenHornets:
Wow, What the fuck was that
Just another little verse from that Liam brat
If he thinks he can rap, he is going down
Mr. Hornets is ready to defame this clown
Your just a little brat, did you know that?
If you piss me off again, i'll give you a slap
Step off now before I unleash my verse
WARNING: THIS WILL MAKE YOU BUTTHURT
Oh shit dog, you better run
I'll drip acid rhymes on top of your cunt
I'm pure sickness your defected
Prepare to be like Vincent… EJECTED
I'll devour you like a juicy little steak
You can't step to me, your first opponent was Jake
I bet your too stupid to read the lyrics
Your not even old enough to step to my wits
Summa Dumma Lumma, you look pretty dumma
My lines made you go and cry for your mummer
You just got beat by Zander Bitch
Your rappings so bad it makes me twitch
Liam you couldn't stoop lower
Even lower than Sheldon fucking Cooper
Your so dead, you inbred
Go to bed, Take your meds
Watcha gonna say, your looking red
You call yourself Marshall, but you don't even matther
Stop whining, I won't ever pity you ever
Zandy just won, my verse is done
That was fun, now let's hear you bust a lung

Liam:
You think you’ll get to my head this time
But no way man, I used the power of rhyme
I’m a man of change, you’re not a man at all
You’re a crazy Sunkistluva bouncing off the walls
I’m not the guy who raps like shit
I’m the one who proves that you need to quit
WoodenHornets has proved to be a disaster
You’ve always been the student, and I’m the master.

Zander:
You call that a second verse, that was the worst
When it comes to pwning Liam, I did that shit first
That was harsh, yeah i know
But it's a rap battle, so you know anything goes
Fuck your self asteem, it can kiss my ass
Wanna be in my battle? I'll have to pass
Your as destructive as glass, 
Your rapping is trash
Zander just won, and he did it mother fucking fast

 


Liam Marshall vs WoodenHornets - Epic WoodenHornets Rap Battles #1

Rat4yo VS WoodenRodents.MP3

LYRICS COMING SOON!

Enjoy the second EWHRB :)

Fel and Dave vs WoodenHornets - Epic WoodenHornets Rap Battles (BONUS BATTLE)

The battle of the Zeeeeeeeeeesssss!!!

Lyrics:
Zander:
Here we go again, Zack wants to battle me
How can you, I brought the fame into Epic CMRB
I'm a community guy, I considered you mature
but judging by your act, you should stay as a squeaker
Going around acting like your all top shit
When you can't say hi to Fel, without throwing a fit
Get out, or you'll get removed from the group, by all of us
Looks like I'm not the only one who will, KICK YOUR BUTT

Zack:
Some ADHD gingerbrat beating me? just forget it 
cause this time, I'll stomp on this ginger like he was a hornet (ooh)
You even lost on your second battle against Fel and Dave
So get your ass back to ERBP, and being Justin's slave (thats right)
"waa I can't do a good courage voice" stop being such a pussy
You and coppercab must be related, cause you're both ginger wussies 
(Marge voice) Take a Suicide Pill Zack: I'm sure no one will give a huck
(Gir voice) You need to be "lucky" to win (Rarity voice) cause dear, your rapping bloody sucks

Zander:
Looks like your little temper can't handle this retort
So I guess i'll be a jokester, and cut these lines short
Your a devilish
Leprechaun 
Where'd your Lucky Charms go
On the shelf where you can't reach without a step stool
You british, tea sipping
Crisp eating brat
You'll be working at 7/11 yeah, till you die, little rat
Zack you ballsack, you won't amount to jackshit
You'll only be known, as that kid Richie Rich

Zack:
AHH please, your verse bored me more then your camera files
(Sing/Rap verse) Rockin the vest over shirt, can't compare to my style 
You're not a rap battle critic, you're just a egotistic hater 
I might be a procrastinator, but don't worry I'll kick your ass later 
Rapping:
Rap: go back to your Noodle palace cause u can't beat me BITCH
facing everyone in the community well have a test of this BITCH
Winning to me, thats in your ERBOimagiagion, little sunkiss luva
How about you shut the fuck up and suck my sonic screwdriver

Zack vs Zander - Epic WoodenHornets Rap Battles (BONUS BATTLE)

Zander:
Your nuggets are small, like your chances of winning
I'll MCSlam your ass down, and leave your fucking head spinning
Yeah your rhymes are so dry, they need my tasty wasty sauce
When it comes to chicken bicken rhymes, I'm the mother fucking boss
Come down to get some, I go up to 20 nuggets each
While your stupid ass is in the basement, drinking bleach
I'm crispy, and flispy, you better step off of me
You can’t handle the fact, i’m the real nugget MC

Mat4yo:
it’s MC nugget, get it right, or else
I expect more, coming from the mascot himself

this coward doesn’t need a yellow suit; he's got the colored head
all he needs is me to make his white body striped with red

my votes are approaching the number: nuggets a box
if its 20 for 5, then you got even less than they cost

I'm the chicken contender, selling my raps for a buck
you're just a chicken who's worth nothing but a rat in a cup


Mc4yo VS Wooden Nuggets .MP3

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!


Squeaker Group:
We are the squeakers, the unholy ear bleeders
We take over your battles, after following the leader
We have smart wits, we throw big fits
Your family died? you feel lonely? we don't give any shits
We got friends like Dakota, we treat him like a brotha 
We love him for him, call us battle star garaptica 
Don't cross us unless you wanna be spammed
and Disliked, and hated and ganonbanned 

Mature Group:
We are rated M for Mature, so please move along
You should be lucky we let you rap that long
You should know that we started your group
Then we wiped out the garbage and gave that to you
You copy cats, sloppy brats, can't write for shit
So let me turn down the talent and rap like you for a bit
Durr ERBP just did a creepypasta vid
Let's also do one, so we can fit in

Squeaker Group:
Again I don't copy you, how many times do I have to say it?
I'll kick your ass and upload it, and i'll also create a playlist
I'm spitting so fast, can't beat me,
Got more flow than ERB
I'm so sick dude can't stop my flow
AGJfsigfsdjgosfjgosgj FUCK

Mature Group:
Wait a minute, is that who I think it is?
whoever it is, must be very pissed
Let's stop this battle, before it becomes
a royale? yes,

Dakota:
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M DONE….
But I'm just getting started
Call me DarkLink, i'm slightly retarded
I piss in girls mouths until I cum down their throat
I'm so fucked in the head, I laugh at dead fathers who have croaked

Dakota's Doctor:
Dakota I have your tests, you have ADD
this is why you spam flag all of their ERBP's
I'm your doctor, I'm not some wanna be nurse
you need a therapist, or this will get worse

Dakota:
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PSYCOLOGY
I ONLY SPAM FLAG BECAUSE THEY USED ME
I'M NOT TALKING ANYMORE, I'VE HAD IT
I'M KILLING MYSELF, FUCK THIS I QUIT

Dakota's Mom:
Well at least that's over, I'm dakota's mom
I beat off to scat more than I beat off my son
I raised him poorly but i'm pretty glad
At least I didn't end up like his dad

Dakota's Dad:
I'm stuck behind bars, forever a no one
I wish I could be let out, SO I CAN PISS ON MY SON
I raped him and abused him because I'm a sick fuck
a pedophiliic jail bird, who wants Dakota's love

Battlestar:
I'm battlestar, the autistic brony
I was Dakota's only friend, now I'm a nobody
It's a shame that he died, love everypony
I guess I'll kill myself, since i'm so lonely


The Mature Group vs The Squeaker Group. Epic Rap Battles of Happy New Year.

The glitched out sprite White Face battles the creepy hacked version of Mario.

MaNCHA as White Face
Stofferex as MARIO

Lyrics:
(0:42)
MARIO:
I'm the number one guy to take you in a fight
Itsa me MARIO, story darker than your game light
I'll leave your pulsating heart, still beating on the floor
When I enter your claustrophobic room filled with blood and gore
Here's a point of advice, spooky noises aren't scary
I'll beat you all alone, when I spit in binary 
You think this is over? I'll never show remorse
When I leave unidentifiable prints on your corpse

(1:07)
Imscared:
Do you know my name? call me White Face
Forgive me, I'm new while you're a trite cliche 
Follow the arrows, collect my keys
The doors are locked, escape me? please
Imscared to understand how your post became relevant
A murder case, a story without any hint of evidence
oh MARIO, just give me a break,
I'll scare you more than the changes I make
I'll show you the ropes, when I make you hang
While your entire game just stayed the same
You're so predicable, I bet you'll call yourself god
You can try to fly away, when I write my notes with your blood

(1:33)
MARIO:
You know I'm not afraid of some pixelated atrocity
You're an unknown indie game, I'll be remembered in history
Your fear inducing game is such a bore, while mine has style
You'll go Green Face, when you finally decrypt my file

(1:45)
Imscared:
I have a file too, it tells me that you are outdated
A creepypasta bore, who's success in fame has faded
I have suspense and true terror, while you produced a cheap jump scare
Imindependant, Imsodefended, as the greatest pixel nightmare

Imscared Vs MARIO - Epic WoodenHornets Rap Battles #2

Little Einsteins - WoodenHornets Remix

Blackbeard Vs Capone REMIX

Romeo And Juliet Vs Bonnie And Clyde REMIX

Oprah Vs Ellen - Space Trippin REMIX

Donald Trump Vs Scrooge REMIX

The Liam Song

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
john marston
VS 
NIKO BELLIC
3
BEGIN

Niko 
I am the baddest motherfucker in the Liberty City
And I have a cousin Roman. He really likes titties.
I can ride in my motorbikes and my mega sports cars
Massacring hospitals, you can only shoot up bars.
When you get home, your wife beat you down at the beach
I can get million girlfriends with my Halo Reach.

*Skype ringtone*
 
Niko:
Hello?

Roman:
Niko! My cousin!

*shoots gun*

John Marston:
Not anymore.
Go back to Asia, you Asian Prick
Or I will mess up your life, Like I did Van Der line’s.
I’ll stomp you with my boots like I did with a cockroach
Go back to your stupid CARS. I’ll sit in a STAGE COACH!!!!!
The twat cafe is the only COOCHIE you’ll ever get.
So here’s 1 dollar. Go inside.
You can’t drive a car or even a bicycle
Let alone four horses on a wagon doin’ a pull (What?)

Niko 
Cluckin’ Bell, Burger Shot, Why Don’t You Have Both?
When THe Church Bell, Rings, You GOt SHot, What a Joke (hahahahahahahaaha)
For god’s fucking sake you can’t even swim, what the hell man
Your son jack’s a fucking LIBTARD. Can’t even skin a damn elk
No one likes you. You got Primed.
Don’t open the barn door, you’ll get SPRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYED!!! 

John Marston:
Oh, that’s it motherfucker, you’ve done pissed me the fuck off

Stand over there. Let’s have a duel. 
You can’t handle a gun, man, go back to school.
And your Roman Bellic chills in Liberty City
He likes to suck dick. He can’t get titties
Doesn’t matter thozugh, I won this battle
Continue being poor, I’ll just ride my saddler.

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