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This is a rap about why I like Rap battles.

Lyrics: 
I remember when I first heard rap music I thought that it was amazing.
I was hearing everybody rap at lunchtime and it wasn’t very long before I was embracing.
This music that I listened to on Youtube, it was all the popular guys.
I was loving the flow, they were the very best yo until I began to realize.
Their writing was terrible, very unbearable I don’t care about the money that you have.
If I wanted to keep on enjoying rap songs then I would have to find better raps.
I counted myself a quitter but then I saw Hitler rap battling Darth Vader, 
ERBOH was my savior, it was greater than every other artist I have ever seen’s behavior.
Instead of just rapping about money and girls they bring hilarity to me.
I can agree that I was free from the idea that the popular ones should be in the lead
Not only that but in February 2013 I discovered ERBParodies 
and I could see that future great content from these peeps was guaranteed.
I wanted to make my own series so I bought myself a Blue Yeti
It opened up a whole new world for me, it was a gateway to the community.
So finding this ERB probably forever changed my life, 
Thats why I listen to rap battles instead of just sitting through other people’s strife


Beat by Profetesa Productions

Why I Like Rap Battles

ERBO???: Skull Kid vs Stanley Ipkiss

Skull Kid/Majora: [REDACTED]

Stanley/Loki’s Mask: Stofferex 

Stanley: (0:22)
No more Mr.Nice Guy, banking your body to Ikana Valley
This annoying Moon child can’t fight without his fairies 
Recovering from my lines? Not even with a Heart Piece
Take you as my prized trophy, You’re not worth any rupees
You’re a Deku Scrub compared to this Dark Horse 
You’ll Woodfall as I lyrically destroy you with magic force
I’m a Golden Globe, you’re only known cuz of Majora
Crushing your Skull, kid, I’ll be bringing your Termina

Skull Kid: (0:44)
Allow me to Tatl a Tael of how I make you my Mask
An Oath to Win must be accomplished in this task 
As I deliver this lyrical curse, you can’t retreat to Edge City
Bringing a Rain Of Terror, 64 times in golden 3D
The Song Of Healing can’t save ya from my Snowhead flow
With the force of four mighty Giants, I’ll conquer my foe
Ipkiss your victory goodbye, I’ll make your issues more tragic
Your soul will be Carreyed to the Lost Woods with dark Magic!

Loki’s Mask: (1:05)
All Hail The Mask! Turn ya to Firewood! Cuz I’m SMOKENNNN
Hexing you and your petty tribe! Send you back to the Salesman!
Using my SuperSonic flow to shatter this abomination!
I’ve been blessed by a God, you’re only useful as a decoration!
It’s The Master Of Manipulation against this bratty pest!
The Carnival will honor my victory when I put you to rest!
Striking the night since the Ancients, I’m the master of reality!
This won’t be the first time that you were slain by a Fierce Deity!

Majora: (1:27)
8 bars remaining, Spitting a Hot Diss Beam of attacks 
This Deities been Incarnated to spread Wrath on the track
Majora’s Incarnation:
WOO! Moonwalking in! Running over this rotten Scandinavian!
I’m Lok-een about sending this Nordick to oblivion!
Majora’s Wrath:
YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO ASGARD YOURSELF FROM MY TENTACLES
FRYING YOU TO A CRISP AND YOU SURVIVING DOOMSDAY IS A MIRACLE
Majora:
Tick… Tock… stepping to this rap Odin has resulted in a beat down
Your Sequels reception crashed faster than the Moon to Clock Town…

ERBO??? #13: Stanley Ipkiss vs Skull Kid

Matthew Thomas as IceKingFan400
ZacAttac as Jared S
Maple as himself
Nathan Provost as PrimevalDK
WoodenHornets as Michael
Matthew Thomas as Kenneth
Zander Peers as himself
Matthew Thomas as ToonPrince
Roleplayer Tag Team (Anthony Perry as BRVR, CeKeFe as Dead Bart, WoodenHornets as Observer, Matthew Thomas as Heartful Lou)
Justin Buckner as XP9 Rap Battles
WoodenHornets as Jinx
Stofferex as 4Bros1Bra
WoodenHornets as Gabe Harrison
CeKeFe as The Flute Master
ZacAttac as ERBOGalaxy
Justin Buckner as Adam Hamilton
CeKeFe as YouTuber Rap Battles
ERB Wiki (MultiSuperVids as Scrawland, MetalFireVA as DudeWithASuit, Stofferex as Mind, VideoGameRapBattles as Nikki)
Speakiona/ZacAttac as MessedUpRapBattles
GetSlayedTV as BattleStarGaraptica
WoodenHornets as Epic Fictional Rap Battles
CeKeFe as Jet
ZacAttac as Nathan Sweet
MaNCHA as Cool Rap Battles of Epic
MetalFireVA as Epic Rap Battles of Obie
Speakiona as ERBFunnies
Matthew & CeKeFe as Best Rap Battles of All Time
WoodenHornets as DarkLink4749
CeKeFe & GetSlayedTV as Polly Susan & Droc Winters

KARAOKE - https://soundcloud.com/superthingsoncupsss/icekingfan400-vs-jared-s-2-karaoke
ACAPELLA - https://soundcloud.com/superthingsoncupsss/icekingfan400-vs-jared-s-2-acapella

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zPjFXFPSedw61-RH2QlHiDs2QJiwbkjKYIuan8Bv9sA

Written by: Matthew Thomas, ZacAttac, Justin Buckner, CeKeFe, Anthony Perry, Zander Peers, Maple, GetSlayedTV, VinnyO, and MultiSuperVids

IceKingFan400 vs Jared S 2

This was a parody of Filthyfrank's Weaboo song about gender fluid people 

Lyrics by Zack 
Guitar Instrumental By Dan 
Good Inspiration; Filthyfrank
Why this was Made; S T E V I E

Man: Hey 
Women: Oh hi
Man: Have you met my daughter Stevie
Daughter: Actually i’m gender fluid, i’m not you're daughter
Women: what

Verses:
I have no idea what I own, even though
it would be obvious if I just looked down below
I do it for attention, to get Facebook likes
I’m just following the trend, so i’ll just say I’m bi
When people say what genitals do i have
I say their impending doom, i’m a immature dumbass
Get a shit haircut, and if you mock me, I’ll block you 
buzzcut ftw, next you’re supporting animal abuse

Chorus:
Genderfluid
I’m such a retard
I’ll never make it far
i’m genderfluid
sorry mom and dad 
i'm genderfluid
i act like I’m confused
cause I’m a little bitch


Verses:
I never think, about how do I have sex
do I use my vagina or an implanted dick?
first world problems, all I care about
is my personal looks, and look cool and be popular on twitter 
When people say what genitals do I have
their impending doom, i’m a immature dumbass
Get a shit haircut, and if you mock me, I’ll block you 
buzzcut ftw, next you’re supporting animal abuse

CHORUS:
Genderfluid
I’m such a retard
I’ll never make it far
i’m genderfluid
sorry mom and dad 
i'm genderfluid
i act like I’m confused
cause I’m a little bitch

GENDER FLU - BULLSHIT SONG

Drifblim - Roland
Dusknoir - DuskofSkulls
Mismagius - Frenzy
Gengar - Pool
Chandelure - MaNCHA
Cofagrigus - Yobar
Banette - Midnite’s Realm
Sableye - ZombieLicker
Froslass - Karichanx102
Rotom - Mr.MapleSyrup
Trevenant - MetalFireVA
Gourgiest - B-Lo Lorbes
Spiritomb - Froggy

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J5YE1UauFBqH3Uh1DJ0fyH_hT3g9hW3xw7LoLvDOpd0/edit


Drifblim Vs Dusknoir - Mega Pokemon Rap Battles #6.

CREIDT TO FROGGY FOR THE MATCHUP :D

Limonnaire as Kim Possible
Fel as Numbuh 1

Lyrics:
Numbuh 1:
This is hard to comprehend so lemme rerun the sitch 
They put me up against a stone-cold teenage bitch!?
I’m ruthless like Rufus, it is ideal if you Shego! 
This heroine’s on heroin; messin’ with numero Uno! 
I’m Ron Stoppable, you winning is Kim Possible
Disney’s Drakken on your show in ways that really are improbable! 
This is Nacho win- don’t test me Kimberly 
You’re more of a loser now than when you were a pre-teen 

Kim Possible:
You’re really bugging me-
you won’t be surviving this operation,
For I will break this bowling ball’s
eccentric imagination, 
I’m the best of the best, all my skills are perfected 
Genius? you can’t even spell “number” correctly!
I’m in need of a needle, to teach this kid to can it! 
Go and leave this battle like you left this planet! 

Numbuh 1:
Please, That’s all you’ve got? You think that hurts?
It must real tiring when a fat nerd’s doing all the work 
I rock this turtle neck, you dress like a slutty clown
That’s enough, It’s time I put this puppy-dog down!

Kim Possible:
I’m extremely athletic, you’re extremely pathetic  
You’ll regret stepping to my incredible genetics 
I swam the English Channel, mastered Mantis Kung-Fu 
My set of skills make Numbuh 1 look like a Number 2


Kim Possible vs Numbuh 1. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

SuperThingsOnCups as Grey Man
The Aussie-Can as SCP 990

Grey Man:
You'll never know when i'll strike, drown you till you wake up and see
That this SCP, has no chance of beating the LSD-MC
It's Grey Man, i'm great, man, spitting dreamy flows,
The end of your existence is coming, for you're my puppet in this show 
The pain will never stop, even if you start a new dream
As the haunting continues for the interview of your defeat 
By the end of this battle, you won’t be making it much further 
Your story is so unknown, like the name of the doctors

SCP-990:
I'll just be sitting by the lake, as a class-keter threat,
Your death will be soon in this rap battle event
Killing 98% of the population, your progress will be erased
You won’t be standing anymore, for your the victim in my case 
It’s no nightmare, that you’ve already achieved your downfall
Better act fast, because this is your wake up call 
I'm not the bad guy here, in fact, i'm practically a god,
Your nightmare will end here, with my hands covered in your blood.


Grey Man:
It seems that Mike isn’t the only one I can easily torment,
Let’s play a game, I’ll enjoy every second, every moment.
I can see that I already won, so there’s no need to bicker
Take you down, SCP, YOUR NIGHTMARES WILL FOREVER LINGER!!

SCP-990:
Your fame is like your game, just another common glitch 
Out of all the people in the world, I wouldn't dream about this grey bitch
My whole existence was light, yours was for mere pleasure on the net
Now wake up Grey, for my predictions left you nothing but your head


SCP 990 Vs Grey Man FMCPRB #4

@rlyoshi as Zombie
@videogamerapbattles as Skeleton
@jmbraps as Creeper
@ciaran-mcginn as Enderman
@zanderpeers as Ghast

Zombie:
*Growl* Look who's spawned, in the dark, it's the mob
Who's rocking rotten flesh in hand and a helmet on top
I corrupt a whole village, you need help from a spider
You get a weak bow, I pick up swords made of iron
You’re all skin and bones, just food for the wolves
I take diamond sword hits and my health stays full
Far superior to you, make you Wither to the end
Cause at least when I attack, I don't hurt my friends

Skeleton:
Better watch out, Zombie, you’re now on my land!
How can you better me in battle with this bow in my hand?
Burning bars that no nightfall can subdue
On this day I damn the undead to die anew
Mobbing any player who has ever saw me
Winning this is taking candy from a baby, Zombie
I’m bad to the bone still you tried to contend
And now the Walking Dead will never Walk again

Creeper:
Don’t mind if I step in, it’s the creepin’ griefin’ Creeper
Facing this cliche brain eater and a naked Grim Reaper!
You better run away cause I’m comin’ after you
Tick, tock, on the clock, too late, bitch, BOOM!
*Hiss* Explosions are dire, better step out of my line of fire
Cause when you’re on fire, you’ll just expire, begging to fall into tripwire
Cause when it comes to frightening players, no other mob is my equal
I’m the sole reason why people even think to go on Peaceful!

Enderman:
Hush little dildo, don’t be pushy
If you were so intimidating, you wouldn’t be scared of a pussy
Because when I spawn, I won’t attack, but you better defend
Cause you looked into our eyes and now it’s gonna be the end
Kin to the enderdragon, step to us and you better beware
We’ll behead the heads of zombies who think they can escape our glare
Oh! Spooky scary skeleton, it’s so unfortunate
But I’ll arrange your scrawny bones into a nice little portrait

Ghast:
The surface and the End, all arguing together
But they can't spit hot fire like the beasts of the Nether
The king of the mobs is who strikes the most fear
And you're pissing your pants when I'm not even near
You'll be left aghast when you face a Ghast; you'll have nightmares from this sound
With a fire blast put you in dead last; in lava you have drowned
Your raps make me cry, they're so bad; so it's time to attack
With just one hit, I'll send you back to your puny wooden shack

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