Jason:
You think you can take me, dude give me a break
Thats even more unbearable than that shitty remake
Even detective arbogast could tell you're ass is a fake
Who’d wanna stay at your motel, when they could come to crystal lake 
You're just a loser who hears voices in his head
If any of them tell you to come at me, you’ll wind up dead
I’m buff as hell, you’re delicate as a fucking flower
You swipe the curtain away from me, it’ll be you butchered in the shower

Norman Bates:
Who would you visit, i have a lovely hotel with a nice place to sit
You just have a cave, with your mom’s head in it
Making you part of my taxidermy collection would be fun 
I would decapitate your mom but that had already be done
You're sequels are so lame, they tried to bring you back anyway they can
In the first movie, you're a kid, in the second one, you’re a grown ass man 
At the end of freddy vs jason, freddy bentley won 
You were in a dream sequence idiot, at the beginning, you were already done

Jason:
Shut up norman, you haven’t even got a clue
I give my mom orders, you're mom tells you what to do
You think the shower scene is better than friday the 13th ending, stop faking
I’ll stick an arrow through your throat like richard baken 
You watch my movies, expect a body count with lots of blood
While you just stand around, worrying about your car drowning in mud
Bates? well damn right you’re bate
You’ve got more chance of winning this battle than cran asking you out on a date 

Norman Bates:
You don’t understand norman is here to stay
Think you can beat me, than its you're unlucky day
In all your movies, you just walk around with your lame ass mask
Finding a decent plot in a friday the 13th movie is a hard task
Psycho was a horror classic, you’re just blue
Because in your first movie, you're mom did all the hard work for you
You couldn’t catch me, cause you got no paste
And you're sequels are so bad, they put you in out of space

Jason Vs Norman Bates #1

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!


Squeaker Group:
We are the squeakers, the unholy ear bleeders
We take over your battles, after following the leader
We have smart wits, we throw big fits
Your family died? you feel lonely? we don't give any shits
We got friends like Dakota, we treat him like a brotha 
We love him for him, call us battle star garaptica 
Don't cross us unless you wanna be spammed
and Disliked, and hated and ganonbanned 

Mature Group:
We are rated M for Mature, so please move along
You should be lucky we let you rap that long
You should know that we started your group
Then we wiped out the garbage and gave that to you
You copy cats, sloppy brats, can't write for shit
So let me turn down the talent and rap like you for a bit
Durr ERBP just did a creepypasta vid
Let's also do one, so we can fit in

Squeaker Group:
Again I don't copy you, how many times do I have to say it?
I'll kick your ass and upload it, and i'll also create a playlist
I'm spitting so fast, can't beat me,
Got more flow than ERB
I'm so sick dude can't stop my flow
AGJfsigfsdjgosfjgosgj FUCK

Mature Group:
Wait a minute, is that who I think it is?
whoever it is, must be very pissed
Let's stop this battle, before it becomes
a royale? yes,

Dakota:
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M DONE….
But I'm just getting started
Call me DarkLink, i'm slightly retarded
I piss in girls mouths until I cum down their throat
I'm so fucked in the head, I laugh at dead fathers who have croaked

Dakota's Doctor:
Dakota I have your tests, you have ADD
this is why you spam flag all of their ERBP's
I'm your doctor, I'm not some wanna be nurse
you need a therapist, or this will get worse

Dakota:
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PSYCOLOGY
I ONLY SPAM FLAG BECAUSE THEY USED ME
I'M NOT TALKING ANYMORE, I'VE HAD IT
I'M KILLING MYSELF, FUCK THIS I QUIT

Dakota's Mom:
Well at least that's over, I'm dakota's mom
I beat off to scat more than I beat off my son
I raised him poorly but i'm pretty glad
At least I didn't end up like his dad

Dakota's Dad:
I'm stuck behind bars, forever a no one
I wish I could be let out, SO I CAN PISS ON MY SON
I raped him and abused him because I'm a sick fuck
a pedophiliic jail bird, who wants Dakota's love

Battlestar:
I'm battlestar, the autistic brony
I was Dakota's only friend, now I'm a nobody
It's a shame that he died, love everypony
I guess I'll kill myself, since i'm so lonely


The Mature Group vs The Squeaker Group. Epic Rap Battles of Happy New Year.

Roy Mustang- Frenzy
Levi- Metal Fire 


Roy Mustang: 0:10
Elric watch! Here, I’ll show you how to exterminate the weak
Since our reports show that’s he nothing but antisocial freak!
Even your teacher and Erwin can still tell you to improve
The worst things you can do to me are some ballet moves
Shame that I have to squash a midget brat from the military 
Despite your feats your fists are softer than Ravioli 
After seeing them in action, I can tell why your squad is “special”
Not even your so called power, can compete to my level Snap
Shooting disses faster than Kenny so call me a reaper
Believing in the Wings Of Freedom? soon you’ll be a non believer 
This time you’ll be  tortured until you’re no longer sane
You’ll be cowering behind Haanji once Mustang brings the pain 
Show some manners and actually respect authority
You’re gonna finally have regrets as I ensure my perfect victory
Dishing burns are natural to me, so you won’t survive long
Just retreat to the tunnel and go back to the streets, where you belong

Levi: 0:51
Squad stay behind! Since all I see is a weak Alchemist
It’s captain to you Roy Boy, since I got more muscle and wit
I’m the superior leader, All you are is the Kings little weak pup
Ask Eren how bad it’ll look once I’m finished beating you up
I’ll eradicate you in a flash since destroying filth is a specialty
When you look at my team of course you’ll be the one having Envy
Since after looking at your cronys, It’s weaker than the Military police
This washed old man obsessed over skirts while I fight for peace
Don’t need to keep a Hawkeye on you, since you’re academy level
Little boys can top you? Well than topping you will be simple
Taste my boot since I fought giant bitches with more skill than you
You’ll be Historia when I set your fate as I break your arm through
How are you called the Hero of Ishval when you killed the innocent
Now you may be General, but In this battle I’m the one whose dominant 
You ever impressing Berthold? Quit spitting that nonsense
And that title that you’re rooting for… no comment.

Roy Mustang 1:30
This Napoleon wannabee thinking he can talk, OH SNAP!
Making you my bitch till you can only say “edwaaaaard…”
Also, I learned more in the academy than you ever did
This Clash Of The Titans will end as I school this kid
Spitting faster flow than the brand that I’m named after
Shooting Full Metal Jacket disses, an enhanced power
If I can blow up two sins then I can easily eradicate ya
You saving your chances is like you saving Petra!

Levi: 1:51
The Anthem will be played since I’m clearly the winner
I Will Rewrite this entire song before you could move a single finger
Obliterating Alchemists faster than your friendly killer Scar
This baby faced blind idiot, foolishly thinks that he’s a star
Of course you won’t satisfy your Lust when you only do Paperwork
After dealing with giant naked creatures, you’re still the ugliest to embark
Guess you’ll be needing to retire again since you can’t do what I do
I killed this battle even bloodier than Hughes!


Jason Vs Norman Bates #1

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