CAST:
MrBiggyFul as Super Mario Maker
TVNicholasKrauss as Geometry Dash

CREW:
Written by: Dee:NV, maybe others but I forgot sorry..
Thumbnail by: M1cah
Beat produced by: Kustom
Mixing & Mastering by: Dee:NV

LYRICS:

i couldn't find the doc and im not rewriting this; if you need to know a line in specific just ask me ;(

Geometry Dash VS Super Mario Maker. Season 1

Originally uploaded: September 22, 2021

garbageGothic as JaidenAnimations
RaccoonBroVA as Patchy The Pirate
Written by Serena, Mason, and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Produced by Kustom
Mixed by Serena
Beat Re-arranged by Serena
Art by Nooby

Patchy:
Argh Potty look what we have here! (What Patchy?)
The Youtube version of a slimy buccaneer
It’s ironic that she acts all high and mighty
When she got her fame from minecraft YT
You walk the plank, Jaiden? Cause you sank, Jaiden
Nowadays you only care about your bank, Jaiden
Face the facts, Jaiden, you’re just the net’s next fad
Another faceless personality behind a sketch pad
Made a song opening up, ironically left your rep erased
Even boyinaband couldn’t help your case
Squarepants my hero, second to zero
Watching your videos make me feel like I’m in limbo

Jaiden:
When I was young, of course I watched a lot of cartoons
But it seems that one of them just had a couple parts loose!
Luckily I had to skip the whole “contacting” hassle
Because guess who decided to show up to rap battle?
Patchy the Pirate! Raspy the Parrot!
About time I leave this fake pirate silent!
Nickelodeon wanted you to escar-go
Then they replaced you with the P Star Show
Your relevance and your career is deep in the sea
After listening to your verse, it’s easy to see
You should’ve stayed praising Spongebob by your shrine
After this, you’ll need 2 pints of Moonshine

Patchy:
I thought you’d pack more heat for an Arizonan resident
But I guess you’re used to being burnt out and it’s evident

Jaiden:
Even with your spare foot, you can’t step up to a pro trainer
I’ll speedrun this battle, leaving your ship wrecked is a no-brainer!

Patchy:
Tried to rise above the dirt but you’re the thing you’re afraid of
Shilling out Samurai Buyer like “JAIDEN BETRAYED US!”
Went from relatable story times to complaining and playing games
Even this pirate can’t get on board your ship with James

Jaiden:
With that raspy voice the Captain couldn’t keep a Hook on the beat
The only thing that Patchy needs to patch now is his teeth
All those dreams of meeting Spongebob? You can forget em
I’m finished rapping against this phony, ARI! GET EM!

JaidenAnimations Vs Patchy The Pirate. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. GarbageGothic And RaccoonBroVA)

Frankenstein’s Monster:
LEGO set from pizzeria against me? In no mood to play!
I choke you with your own wires, this time you thrown away!
You don’t spit ill, ironic with fandom so toxic
Step to me, get neck snapped like toy, Foxy
Flow gold like Fredbear, I give you the death stare
Try to be terrifying, but map bots make people scared
We have characters with same names, is that coincidental?
But now ripping-off Jekyll and Hyde with a sun—I’m skeptical!
This monster leaves your FNaF World Glam-rocked
Toss you out like Bonnie and leave your mouth springlocked
It’s not ‘84, but you still come to me and bite?
Rule34 puts real meaning to “getting quirky at night”
I murder William in one night, I bring father to tears
You killed by William in one night, you can’t kill him for years! (raaah!)
Once upon a time, your game scary and eerie
Then people got confused because of gender and Game Theory!

Mangle:
Better fix your grammar if you want to fight this A.I.
Illiterate Shrek is nothing compared to my franchise
Damn right, you’re on candid camera, so sit tight
And I just might let you survive until the fifth night
You killed an innocent man and let the servant get slaughtered
Then you beg for a girlfriend, but she gets tossed in the water
Thought you’d get revenge on dad by killing Elizabeth
Well now I’m here, the one you shouldn’t have dissed!
Your lines are just like your clothes: old and shabby
While this hot-headed machine is spitting colder than daddy
In this battle you’re my Puppet because you’re no Music Man
Make lyrics that are less withered if you wanna join this band
Your story is complete trash, I’ll shove it in Chica’s beak
My timeline’s less complex than the reasons behind this freak
After listening to you, I can see why you were abandoned
You’re a Nightmare to your father who he wishes he kept dead!

Frankenstein’s Monster:
It’s shocking this machine still hanging around
Well this phantom not fantastic; my raps will burn you down
Be like Scott and retire ‘cause this battle make me tired
My story liked for years with no help from Markiplier

Mangle:
No amount of zapping could make this idiot bright
So quick to murder Henry, but no so quick with your lines
And when your enemy dies, you resort to suicide?
You've reached the very end, but you're not the victor, Frankenstein!

Cast/Crew:
SPM1000 as Frankenstein’s Monster
JesseBox as Mangle
Written by DonivideR & SPM1000
Mixed by Light
Beat by Marsad Men
Art and Cover by Grasman

Frankenstein's Monster vs. Mangle - Crazy Diss Wars

For this battle, two “comedic” anti-heroes battle it out to see who’ll have the last laugh.

The video is on the way!

Ish Hernandez as Negan
Iris as Arthur Fleck
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Special Inquistior Rayyan
Written by Jacobrl99 & Special Inquistor Rayyan
Additional Help by WAN, Awesome Ayden, Birdjormangundr, and thisizaraisu

Negan:
Here’s Negan! The mad batter’s steppin’ up to swing  
Mastering this ringmaster, I’ll burn ‘em (Barnum) well. Ding-ding!
When loons kneel to a bat, it’s Arkham Asylum with these bars
But once Lucille marks ‘em, oh, he’s gonna know where he got his scars
You seem startled Arthur, Welcome to pee-pee pants city!
I’ll hurt a delusional goon who drools over illusional titties
Shit, he’s walking (Joaquin) Dead, Fleck is lookin’ like the denizens who eat flesh
He was beat fresh by some mean pests on the Subway; a laughing reject who had some regrets when walked away leaving three dead
Your mom alleged Tom was your father, so you tracked Gotham’s cents
Then got turned down in close quarters; Penny’s worth lacks “Common Sense”
And since we’re talkin’ cents, your death will not ever make more than your life
But, on the bright side, you’re finally recognized for walking off the line

Arthur Fleck:
A Phoenix eclipses AMC’s wreckage, breathin’ life back into this track
Beatin’ a DLC heathen in Tekken who can’t even Kombat a path to Smash
‘Speakin of Negan’s smashin’, branding me as a ringmaster is flawed 
He wedlocks the wives of his backers; the worst wedding crasher since Vaughn!
I'm used to beatdowns, your verse didn't phase me
They call me the clown but you love getting crazy
With women in bed, bringing Lucille despair
You would only ever hit a homerun with affairs
You savour the power of leading the Saviors
I'm infamous for taking down higher ups
No vengeance could pardon your brutal behavior 
I'll do you like Murray, leave you fired up
As Kirkman’s worthless spin-offs are herded, Rob’s zombies seem to have no fucking end
What do you call a lifeless show that's still afoot? The Walking Dead! 
I conquered Oscars with an iron fist, the only thing you ironed is Mark’s face
So fight walkers all you wish but you couldn't wash away the bloodied stain of your past mistakes

Negan:
I confronted my past while paving the path for a safer haven; a fortunate future
But even with a fuckin’ mask, you can’t hide your horseshit humor
Warn a brother, Arthur! A monster’s ink can’t be prepped for 
Randall bared his colors and you sent little Gary to the scare floor!
So, share your pistol with hospital kids, you’ve got no hospitality 
The Saviors won’t humor a clown who's already lost his sanity
Joker’s win wasn’t in the cards, he got shuffled by a late show host
The crowd's silence left scars, and now his pills are the killing joke!

Arthur Fleck:
Really, my jokes fall flat? Shitty satire downsized you to a prisoner
I’m the guy behind uprisings, while downfalls are your signature
I suppressed Gotham’s tyrants, you barely silenced the Whisperers
So, I’ll incite some violence as I orchestrate your “Last Day on Earth”! 
You embraced calculated risk by taking Alpha away from Beta
Then Maggie’s reanimation placed Rhee-taliation on your radar
Now, a faker Savior needs saving, but it’s looking like class is out
A clown just benched this gym teacher in battle, so, Who’s Laughing Now?

Arthur Fleck Vs Negan - Citric Rap Battle!

you'll never guess who made this battle.
SPM1000 as Akinator
Toni Rigatoni as AI Dungeon
Beat produced by Dave James (Audio Network)
Written by Trakked and King Mewtwo
Additional help by King Mewtwo
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Grenade

Battle:
Akinator:
I am the renowned, profound rapper Akinator
If you want to battle a round, then you can ask me later
I’m a bit busy with thousands of people playing games,
While no matter the update, your lame bot just stays the same
You used to be a tool and game that people could have fun with
And then you turned your fanbase to an AI Sex Dungeon!
It’s disgusting, and I don’t care very much for silly antics
I suggest you wish for some actual talent to rap, kid

AI Dungeon:
It’s kind of odd that this broken bot chose the prompt to fight
I suppose you’re used to your legacy being stomped on, right?
You’re spitting sick, but it’s terrible, malarian,
Your desert can’t compare within the kingdom of Larion (OHH)
My world is infinite, surpassing expectations
Your world is limited, can't use imagination
You think you're big and shit, but you just need to face it
Maybe think outside the lamp you're trapped in, be creative
Claim you’re reading minds with your questions, it’s just pathetic
Takes hours to get a character you say you’d know in seconds
I ain’t coming back for seconds, bitch, I don’t got the time
Your rhymes are so off you’re prolly snorting your lines

Akinator:
Tough talk. You think my AI’s absurd?
At least my model doesn’t make you pay for every word
Paywalls and paywalls, you think they would buy it?
You're giving people one more reason to be a pirate
I'm well-known for my beyond infinite database
But I couldn't name a single person in your player base
I may be stumped, but I'm not yet done playing you
And there's no coming back from all of your accusations, too

AI Dungeon:
I'd like you to imagine how your website would be
If you didn't brand yourself "20 Questions but free!"
You say that you’re a psychic, but if that’s really true
Then how did you not predict that you’d be the one to lose? (ooh)

Akinator vs AI Dungeon - Rap Cypher #28

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vTmQyaNYOd3cRLAxIPRWeeLa-rW6ncPB1TsIgXT8Q-o/edit
Mothmancha as Leonard Church
AdamDRB as Mordecai
Kamren the Person as Rigby
SonicProdigy55 as Lavernius Tucker
Alen as Muscle Man
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Barrie Gledden and Tie Reilly of Audio Network
Hint for next time: "If looks could kill." (ft. King Mewtwo)

Leonard Church vs. Mordecai

Which crazed fan has the best pen game? today we find out!

RNG as Stan

Jessebox as Anne

Written by: ThatOneDude1509

Mixed by: LightIWNL

Beat by: 2Deep

LYRICS:

[Stan] (0:11)
Dear Annie, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
With that gut, looks like white’s the only castle that you’re rockin 
But I’m Joshin, I even got a poster on my wall pinned
Up of your movie, it’s almost as tearable as your plot is! 
Written letters from our idols got both of us into messes
But at least mine didn’t use his own writing to bash my head in
My idols still in his prime while yours is old and defenseless 
Lose sleep over someone your age, what is this young and the restless? (Oh)
Your crooked like italics but to off your idols bold 
Cause the only tragic endings are the ones your author wrote
Anyways, I hope you get this back, opposite your fans
Hit me back, just to chat, Sincerely yours, this is Stan 

[Annie Wilkes] (0:46)
You've fallen flat Stanley, (Uh) I’m crushing you with words
Cause I’m bored after sitting through that cockadoodie verse
Everything you boast about I was the one to do it first
Car crashes and child murder? hereditary but worse! (Ahh)
Drive your wife over the edge leaving her and you to die
The worst accident to take place on a bridge since PewDiePie 
Saying I’m the bad guy? Even Billie Eilish thinks you’re psycho!
Sleeping with unconscious minors and blaming your idol 
And killing your own wife while pregnant with your child 
A worse murder suicide than when Shady dropped Revival!
Try following the footsteps of a Rap God and get wrapped up
You’re a fake, can the real Slim Shady please stand up? (Ohhh)

[Stan]
This ratched nurse should study Dre, if she wants to be the best
‘Least when I get Paul on the line it’s not with the EMS
Your fantasies are pretend like airplanes in the night sky
And yet you still managed a worse love story than Twilight!
When it comes to bitches with mallets, even Harley’s less crazy
Thinking my ass is grass? Your lawnmowers hardly graze me
And I don’t have to be Shady to leave you outshadowed
So underground no wonder you hit the mantle (Woo)

[Annie Wilkes]
And this is from the guy whose name was soiled by dumb children (Huh?)
Thinking it’s a dido, no! You're a looser cannon than Nick is!
Spewing so much cap, Em would sign you for a daughter 
You’re a starter, man even your censored version hits harder!
Got a blondie in a killshot when he meets my colt cobra
The tea may have gone cold, but the beef is just not over
So I’ll toss ya’ the quill as a testament to your skill
You can write your final letters as part of your last will!

Anne Wilkes vs Stan - RNG Rap Battles

K.C as Luzy Wilde
Azia as Yor Forger
JesseBox as Anya Forger
ZodiacKiaran & Freshy Kanal as Minions
swizkii as Gru
Written by ZodiacKiaran and SIR Rap Battles
Beat produced by Ear2ThaBeat and ZodiacKiaran
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

 Lucy Wilde: 

Agent Lucy Wilde on the track, setting thorns ablaze
Lipstick tase Twilight’s fake date ‘til she’s in a daze
Oooh! You’re a trained assassin? NEAT , you must cause some damage
But tell me, can you kill the beat, like your husband can kill your marriage?
Got my blue trench coat and my moose tranq set, love
Leave you on the floor like Damian Desmond
AVL’s ace agent ain’t vexed but perplexed by your SSS bro’s sis complex 
Living out a selfish lie, your relationships aren't even real, man
Cheesier than my daughter’s dates, yet STILL Yor couldn’t forge her a real man

Yor Forger: (0:40)

Hold on I’m confused, my assignment said kill Gru’s minions
Oh wait I get it now, I’m here to off Gru’s minion! 
Girl you’re quite eccentric, my daughter would love you
Except you’re a chicken kicking nitwit, I’m a thug busting vixen
While I’m protecting my daughter from danger, before the dinner is done
You constantly disappoint yours, you fail and lack discipline 
Try to diss or pin down the Forgers or Briars shall leave your status dire
But this ain’t new to you Lucy, you have already been fired 
2022’s top manga and waifu, with a fanbase to boot
Yours consists of “Two tickets to Rise of Gru” suits
Lacking substance in your films as your company keeps getting greedier 
Selling out with fart guns and butt jokes? You're the biggest laughing stock in media!
If my daughter could read your mind I would know what she’s thinking
She’d say-

Anya:

Mama! This orange lady’s rapping is stinking!

Yor Forger:

When this rose draws her thorns, we’ll find who’s Despicable, me too
Now I’ll slash you up, you’ll turn to Despicable meat too

Lucy Wilde: 
Those disses and quips missed, this dimwit should cut it
Such a misfit, you can’t even kiss with your own fake husband!
So incompetent, both maternally and in the kitchen, it seems to show
‘Cause if I gave you my flamethrower, you still couldn’t cook up a decent roast!
I'm beating this killer faux with the cleanest of killer flows that’ll make you dip worse than your little kid did
This Spy can ex your whole family, leave it quick lived, Box office earnings more stacked up than your shit hit list 
Keep deceiving those that you love, soon poor Loid he will have enough and in time you'll have nobody else left to live with, quit this 
Margo can fill you in, I’m quite vicious with discipline, shocking Anya like I’m a bolt of Tinitris
Ain’t no match for Team Grucy, our chemistry’s real and better, surrender 
Y’all got no magnitude or no direction, so prepare to get Vectored! (Oh yeah!)
This whiney, griny wine mom’s so bland, she’d cackle at my minions’ humour 
I was strapped to a tnt rocket towards a volcano, yet I’m not that boomer 



Yor Forger: 

He treats you like he’s over the moon, but you’ll soon regret him
The only husband to get the boot is yours; when you first met him! 
Kick around all you want, but you don’t pose a threat love , try to spit sick, I’m immune to poison
This loose screwed Lucy Goosey’s weak
I’ll leave a second empty seat at your daughters’ dance school (hee!)
Huge fan base, I got em’, your man’s dates you shot em
This inelegant hack, got sacked by a man named “Ramsbottom” 

Minion:
Hehe, bottom

You insane sell out, you should just bale out, like your hubby every time he tried to ask you out
I attack, fight back, show my foes no slack, defending my family to which I’m so devout
Kicking ass like the badass assassin I am, ace with the pen like I’m Anya in entrance exams 
A spy with a plan, a real man, this fight’s unlike your man’s business, it ain't your jam 
Tried to show your adoptive daughters affection but you spoiled it
Now I’ll leave your reputation like Gru, sitting in the toilet

Yor Forger vs Lucy Wilde - Rap Battle! Season 2

Happy Halloween y'all! We've finally come back with a full battle for the holiday season! Today we have the classic serial killer, Michael Myers, pitted against legendary actor and comedian, Mike Myers! Enjoy!

CAST
Mr. Tibbs as Michael Myers
Zawesome as Mike Myers

LYRICS
MICHAEL
Happy Halloween, All Hallows’ Eve 
When Michael’s on the scene, all who follow dream
Of the precedent, the legacy I carried on my back
That no goalie or roasty toasty ghostie can try to match
While your legacy was capped by some animated trash
Meant to latch and piggyback off a better studio
Can’t make another movie though, got moody, ask the cast
This cat is a bat shit hack
With the hat trick of bad flicks crashin’ your whole career
It won’t move as slow as me when the ends near
And with Shrek in the rear view mirror, you fell flat
Plus your improv isn’t funny, didn’t laugh

MIKE
Mr. Powers, there’s no room for you, I’m afraid
If you’re looking to “spit sick” it’s too late
I’ve sent a killer on the mic to “kill you” quick
Well I’m afraid, Doctor, he can’t spit. Well shit.
So let’s use some hindsight, are you really that iconic?
It’s hard to find a “Best” list with even your first movie on it
And it’s not like there’s new hits, by like your sixth, it’s all hollow
But no matter how bad the new flicks blow, shit follows
Like sure you’re the basis for the rest, now you’re a joke, a mess
Just a silly bitch, comedic fluff at best
I speak for a generation, it’s mean, but it’s gotta be said
I beg, after this time, stay fucking dead

MICHAEL
Made cherished characters, the love grew without you
Became sellouts too, then they fell out too
Boxed up in the attic, you tried to go dramatic
Then proceeded to shit out movies in the discount rack, it’s
Pathetic, you has been neurotic nutcase on your last grace
Shrek rose from the grave, letting you save yellow face
No matter the timeline, I can never be stopped
Just like how you'll always make classic films... Not.

MIKE
It’s quite sad when an indie series sells out for a buck
Cuz your new stuffs like Pizza Hut, they fucking suck
Let’s be real, the classics are trash, there’s no flash, pizzaz
For the gashing, blood splashing, supposed to be cool slashing
Career revered, look at my shelf, I got gold
No longer fun, collects dust on the shelf, You got old
Because you’re boring! Relevance tied to Youtube rants!
Your rhymes have become tiresome! Now ve dance!

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Michael Myers vs Mike Myers | GridLine Rap Battles Season 3

Video Release => https://youtu.be/cWihbHRDHOk 

King Can Prod as Xurkitree
Swoldow as Ennard
JesseBoxVO as Circus Baby
Snakebite126 as ???

Prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed by King Can Prod
Coverart by SPM1000

Xurkitree (0:15)
Why don’t you save your breath if you intend to play pretend
I wouldn’t take the chance or you’ll submerge in flames again
You’ll need a change of plans if you wanna beat Xurkitree
But fake endings are all I’ll get from wannabe irky beasts
You just kept lurking deep like nerdy geeks unearthing leads
‘Cuz you preferred to sneak from third degree, with urgency
Observe this certain breed that’s preserving its circuit streak
All so his perky team could hurry flee the circus scene?
When I start sparks, this hybrid’s a goner - when you got bossed, you diced up the roster,
Giving rise to a monster in the same recycled model
So now you’re left ineffective, time I wreck this Eggs Benedict
Who’s relentlessly neglected like Immortal and The Restless

Circus Baby (0:54)
I don’t recognize you, you must be new
To both the facility and duelling in a feud
You blew it like your fuse since you could barely shock me   
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of room left for you in

Ennard (1:06)
EVERY BODY!
It’s far from the end of us, not looking for vengeance but
It’s quite obvious chances are that you stepped up ‘gainst Mandela
So just kindly surrender once I’m leaving you dropped like enema
You’re not any better ‘cuz this powered plant’s more frail than Tangela
Reducing you to bits like I was Type: Null
Won’t waste time, I’ll end the survival of one who’s more hollow than mild souls 
You’re empty like, ”do you even have any vitals?”
You went from sweeping through teams easily with Beast Boost
Now banned from UnderUsed?

Circus Baby (1:31)
You don’t know what we’ve been through

Xurkitree (1:33)
That shabby verse can’t excuse the countless tricks played
From one who’s more broken up than the tales depicting the StitchWraith
‘Cuz these days you're hauled off, rotting away in that old box 
I’ll leave you diss-couraged when I’m hitting this beat like controlled shocks
Your dismantled crew abandoned you, mangled tools meant to scare the youth 
It’s apparent too that I’m used to beating clowns lacking a head or two
Leave a raw design locked up tight in the bottom hive of Cawthon’s mind
So ditch this occasion like Sister Location, and drop the Mike

Ennard (1:58)
Why didn’t you trust me? Don’t you believe me?
I guess it’s true that looks have always been deceiving
There’s no room for improvement, this inflated tubeman is useless
So I like to see you try to make a move when you’re scooped in
How could you claim that this would come down to the wire?
Seeing Tail Glow couldn’t help make anything sound any brighter
So with the end drawing near, it’s time I pull your plug
To put an end to you for good

Circus Baby (2:22)
Just don’t hold it against us

Xurkitree vs Ennard. P/A Rap Battle!

Mewtwo:
Birthed from a lab as the pure form of perfection
My goal was to bring the Pokemon insurrection
And with you I sense there’s a connection
Though I was not the one made from a peasant

I find that I cannot condone your lazy flick
Used your physicality to make a leap of logic with the crazy chick
He was made to be a master of analysis
…and yet he still sided with the crazy chick

Pokedex 150, try to diss, you’ll miss me
I know that your shit’s weak, this psychic type spits heat
You know not what I bring as a challenge you won’t fit me
Know that when I’m rhyming, I don’t spare or pity

The Ultimate Lifeform created with every talent, meant to save mankind but then all your hope was gone
But that should’ve been easily predicted when you try to battle with the god of all Pokemon

Izuru Kamakura:
I must say, I’m oddly perplexed about why you would need to lie of your title
It’s difficult to understand what sort of god loses to a rat and a child?
I was made as the savior of hope, you were made as a DNA clone
That stops being a threat and turned into a pet…if a single Pokeball’s thrown 

Cast Confusion on your foes but the best of your ploys
Was choosing to make a tour guide out of Nurse Joy
The ultimate lifeform can’t seem to do much to harm me
When each iteration sees him needing an army

Meant to be an icon yet you lack the attention
Cause you're as original as your own naming convention 
I could neutralize him before his next turn starts at all
Since it won’t be the first time that he’s cut from Brawls

Mewtwo:
Tell me whose favorite character’s the nihilist punk? 
I’ll leave this Psycho Cut, one swipe and you’re done
And you would’ve remained a Remnant of Despair if
Your facade wasn’t weakened by Chiaki’s hairpin 

Izuru Kamakura:
My past is the path of attack that he’s taken
So I’ll leave all openings Cerulean Caved in 
But I know that Game Freak’s just gonna kill him
Next time they need a Pokemon to fill in for villain

Written by JustGamer
Mewtwo: Fightmarker
Izuru Kamakura: JustGamer
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Rabi
Special thanks to JesseBox

Geometry Dash VS Super Mario Maker. Season 1

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