RNG as Username 666 
ColeTheCole as Entity 303 

Beat by 2Deep
Written by Rabi
Mixed by Fightmarker
Thumbnail by Shimario

battle

Username 666: (0:16)
I’ve scoured this YouTube landscape for over a decade
Try to silence me, but It Returns to flip burns at low-res PC games
I’m the amalgamation of blood, gore, and horror combined
But now my opponent is just Herobrine without the bloodline?!
I’d hand it you, didn’t think there’d be a creepypasta more stupid, I’ve- 
Seen more intimidating red eyes come out of Squidward’s Suicide
my grasp will leave you in a Red Mist, ‘least it’d brighten up your Skype cam
Not even my presence could leave you more forgotten than time can!
‘Cause you’ve made no lasting impression, I’ve brung hell to every user
While you broke a JavaScript, I’m busy bricking computers!
Your tales Withering away, both in memories and the terror
When I turn 303.exe into a 404 Error

Entity 303: (1:03)
303, brought to your hell
When 666’s URL
Troubles adolescents, and I caught the parent’s attention 
I mean I’d quit my job too if I had to be in your presence
I’ll X out 666 with potent potion disses, rip through the flesh and-
when you’re in my flow, you’re drowning in a pool of your blood- refreshing
Open OBS if you plan to have your own death recorded
I’m used to leaving players hacked, blocked, and reported
Bombed the mic like TNT, I’ll destroy you like System 32
You can leave a sign for “hjalp” as if anyone would save you!
Hazbin Hotel’s better at portraying hell, your story’s only denouncing Satan
So send your final wishes to the MAKE-A-WISH foundation!

Username 666: (1:50)
My existence is uncanny, I bring when the world ends, fraud!
While you’re about as harmless as your girlfriend mods!
 
Entity 303: (1:59)
You keep talking about power when you’re crying to your Nana
Only to be replaced by Let’s Plays of my game, as you rot behind the channel

Username 666: (2:07)
In both rapping and fame, you’ve always came up second-
The worst Minecraft scare I’ve seen ever since Disc 11

Entity 303: (2:14)
No flint and steel needed, your gross pizza overlay’s already roasted
‘Cause when I send you deeper down Hell is when you can finally be goated

666 vs. 303 - Rap Battle!

Snakebite126 as Trollface
MetalfireVA as Rick Astley
Written by:M&Mattie, JesseBox, WDRB, and the guy
Mixed by: Trakked 
Beat by: Audio Network

Rick Astley:
The most iconic roll since barrels making bread with NFTs
While the words your trolls sample start with N, F, and T
You started as a funny trend, to minecraft traps between friends
To a monsterous entity killing children across the net
I'm a real musical artist, you cause chris chan memes years late
You’re not an mc, You're an ms...pain 
It's a nightmare to see, best wake up from your dream.
Like how the hell did they make a Neo Nazi from a meme?
I’m still raking in bucks, but with those weak ass lines bruh?
You’re a bigger stranger to love than the redditors behind ya
Leave a rage face enraged, when he gets replaced 
By the lame yet insane wojak face craze 

Troll Face:
Heh. This dickface really thinks he’s top tier 
Bitch you’ve remained a noname for 41 years
And even then you’ve made yourself a career
Out of the one song that we made the web's biggest fear!(LOL)
Even before my statue, was always known to break the mold
Got an army of vicious trolls, like your songs, you’re shit and old
And not to be mean but, but well your chances with Lisa
Posting your meme stuff the only time you’d link up
You’re a washed up old man who spits nothing of merit 
If I covered myself in oil I wouldn’t be as greasy as your hair is
Fuck off Im the winner! your lines are weak and filler 
Fell to Disney and got sold, just so this train-Wreck can roll?

Rick Astley:
Best pack off with those boring bits cause that performance’s shit
All your redditors looking like they’d have that fedora drip
I’ve been popping since the 80s and still making some static
But let's be real, you turn "problem?" into problematic
I went from memes, to an icon of the industry with my rapping
You went from memes, to shitposting, incredibly uncanny! 
Best Shut Up and Dance, you fucking glorified crack dealer
Spreading hatred so see through, like some type of Black Mirror
You’re straight insane with the bait and the racist hate, mate
And you’re calling my songs lame? You got remixed into Friday! (ay!) 
Your fans hacking with illegal schemes, I'm the Larry King of memes!
Any chance you had of beating me has now gone to fecal means

Troll Face:
L Bozo + Ratio +  Who Asked your ass(cope!)
+ You fell off harder than the stock market crashed! (Rekt!)
Replaced by gnomes and bugs! Not threatening in the least!
Cause nobody wants your CDs, but everyone wants to see deez!
People look at me with joy instead of your links, Astley
Fucked so many days, they should call you Dick Assley
Amount of memes I got is a variety so vast 
You played one song and lost all the fans you amassed
Astley’s getting his ass slashed up tearing through his dad bod
‘Cause with how you Sing-a-poor song, not the first time the bri’ish has lost
I got you feeling Bloo, No chance you’re winning this
Thanksgiving Day 2008, the Macy’s Parade Incident (LOOL)

Trollface vs Rick Astley-Rap Fight!

Video Release => https://youtu.be/cWihbHRDHOk 

King Can Prod as Xurkitree
Swoldow as Ennard
JesseBoxVO as Circus Baby
Snakebite126 as ???

Prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed by King Can Prod
Coverart by SPM1000

Xurkitree (0:15)
Why don’t you save your breath if you intend to play pretend
I wouldn’t take the chance or you’ll submerge in flames again
You’ll need a change of plans if you wanna beat Xurkitree
But fake endings are all I’ll get from wannabe irky beasts
You just kept lurking deep like nerdy geeks unearthing leads
‘Cuz you preferred to sneak from third degree, with urgency
Observe this certain breed that’s preserving its circuit streak
All so his perky team could hurry flee the circus scene?
When I start sparks, this hybrid’s a goner - when you got bossed, you diced up the roster,
Giving rise to a monster in the same recycled model
So now you’re left ineffective, time I wreck this Eggs Benedict
Who’s relentlessly neglected like Immortal and The Restless

Circus Baby (0:54)
I don’t recognize you, you must be new
To both the facility and duelling in a feud
You blew it like your fuse since you could barely shock me   
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of room left for you in

Ennard (1:06)
EVERY BODY!
It’s far from the end of us, not looking for vengeance but
It’s quite obvious chances are that you stepped up ‘gainst Mandela
So just kindly surrender once I’m leaving you dropped like enema
You’re not any better ‘cuz this powered plant’s more frail than Tangela
Reducing you to bits like I was Type: Null
Won’t waste time, I’ll end the survival of one who’s more hollow than mild souls 
You’re empty like, ”do you even have any vitals?”
You went from sweeping through teams easily with Beast Boost
Now banned from UnderUsed?

Circus Baby (1:31)
You don’t know what we’ve been through

Xurkitree (1:33)
That shabby verse can’t excuse the countless tricks played
From one who’s more broken up than the tales depicting the StitchWraith
‘Cuz these days you're hauled off, rotting away in that old box 
I’ll leave you diss-couraged when I’m hitting this beat like controlled shocks
Your dismantled crew abandoned you, mangled tools meant to scare the youth 
It’s apparent too that I’m used to beating clowns lacking a head or two
Leave a raw design locked up tight in the bottom hive of Cawthon’s mind
So ditch this occasion like Sister Location, and drop the Mike

Ennard (1:58)
Why didn’t you trust me? Don’t you believe me?
I guess it’s true that looks have always been deceiving
There’s no room for improvement, this inflated tubeman is useless
So I like to see you try to make a move when you’re scooped in
How could you claim that this would come down to the wire?
Seeing Tail Glow couldn’t help make anything sound any brighter
So with the end drawing near, it’s time I pull your plug
To put an end to you for good

Circus Baby (2:22)
Just don’t hold it against us

Xurkitree vs Ennard. P/A Rap Battle!

Welcome to the thirteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two old bastards gitting-gud today! (maybe) It's the eldest Kong who hates these sissy modern video games, Cranky! Stuck up against our favorite grandad…Grandad! (Uncreative as fuck)

Lyrics:
Cranky Kong:
The old battles went far harder when I was a young' un
No slow babbles about their plot and something something
Used to flow, scrabble, to make something rhyme with nothing!
But this old asshole has so much dirt I guess I dug it!
Boy, I hop with a stick but you'll be catching hands
Got four of them, but your forehead is massive damn!
I mean, I'm an ape, my hairline shouldn't exist!
But I've seen water levels less deep than that abyss

Robert Freeman:
Okay bruh, kinda don't know what to say, uhh
I'm a civil rights activist and yo' games…suck
Yeaa boi! This ain't the first diss track I've made hun'
Just another Stinkmeaner I'm going ape on
You're miserable, but that wasn't hard to see
Rocking in your chair stopping your grandson from rocking, wee!
I'd do the same to be honest, sheesh!
But he's an adult, hoarding food from all the peeeeps!
Mhm, you're getting coconut creamed crooked guy
And even then you still wouldn't be a cutie pie
Old fart, you a hater and you'll stay angry
Like, Crankyy, Crankyyy-eee-ee-eee

Cranky Kong:
That's your first filling of SOMETHING in a while eh?
It's no wonder you made it your entire say
Call that below the belt! Of course I'm rude
You get no tail while I have none, so what's your excuse?
I see Kongs and I help with their anguish needs
You sold both your grandsons to slavery.
That lifespan, the gripes haved with your grandkids
'Betcha won't get much further than this…

Robert Freeman:
Funky ass bitch! But really, what's the point man?

Cranky Kong:
Do we… rhyme during this joint rap?

Robert Freeman:
Uh yeah, dammit! You ruined our ending

Cranky Kong:
Man, can it, this whole thing was dead, hee!

-CAST-
Cranky Kong: swizkii
Robert Freeman: Danii

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13S5qj-htna2R_HeZQwJVLbMUYyjhv-_9/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: Tune Seeker
Mixed by: JaCoN and Danii

Robert Freeman vs Cranky Kong - (Quick Diss) #13

YAMCHA - ERIC THE AUDIBLE
TIEN SHINHAN - DANII
CHIAOTZU - XENOTYPE

Produced by 2Deep
Cover by agsdesigns57
https://www.instagram.com/agsdesigns57/?hl=en 

YAMCHA:
Crew is Star studded but I’m the all Star Slugger 
Pretty face is scar covered making lady’s hearts suffer 
And Opponents start wonderin’ how I launch it out the park
Yeah, you pussies are posers thought I was sparring with Puar 
See scoring ain’t hard, but trust me I ain’t playing boy
Learned from Korin, Kami, Kai, Godly how I’m training boy
Shouts to Kame Sensai for the ways my waves be changing course
Vegeta can suck it I’m saying fuck a super saiyan form
If you’re skeptical the wasteland bandit
Takes advantage of weakness and rakes up damage
Try and take his planet, get your whole gang blitzed 
You have no chance of standing ‘gainst the Wolf Fang Fist
Thanks for the tip, you showed me what I should be wishin’ for
Cause honestly I ain’t scared of these bitches anymore,
I’ll bring you back so you’ll get bodied again
Yeah Gohan probably my kid, it’s Chiaotzu, Yamcha, Tien for life
I’mma stay number one whether you like it or not
If you wanna make me laugh then you could show me all you got
I’m the goat, that’s the difference between me and these sheep
Do the most, but in the end I still give y’all defeat

TIEN:
With my pen game, nobody can hoe me
Straight outta Crane School, so when I'm fly they claim that they know me, ay
This ain't no conspiracy, bruh, just peep the third eye
So you know you’re here to see moi making the world cry
Haven't got a worse fight, these people are only less
Fuck Yamcha, the hoes breakin' down just like the homies legs
Let's hear the dude's excuse, you got some issues? Here's 2 more hands
Tough to crack like a Rubix cube, I stay winning beforehand
Ay, I got Cell off of his feet, they ringin' bells on this beat
It's a Tri-Beam with this three, we’re blowin' up with some heat
They don't even know that I used to be bowed to
Bringing chaos in my name just like the homie Ciaossu
Ay, I've been training my whole life for this
Goku wouldn't need to thank me when it's my forces
I'mma be the new Saitama when I die for this
So let this Chernobyl accident come acquire this, bitch
I’mma stay number one whether you like it or not
If you wanna make me laugh then you could show me all you got
I’m the goat, that’s the difference between me and these sheep
Do the most, but in the end I still give y’all defeat

CHIAOTZU:
Telepathic telekinetic, teleportin' magic
Chaiotzu, Tao, and Lieutenent Blue and Ten for the tactics
Sick 'em with イノシカチョウ a monsterous savage
Tele tele tell the masses televise and telegraph it
サヨナラ 展ーさん やぶれかぶれだ
僕はカミカゼ（です） 'Cause my rhymes are the bomb
I'm a Jiang Shi, top ten in the team without God Ki
Almost got slaughtered by master Shen but that didn't stop me
But Jiaotzi- I mean Chiaotzu aren't you weaker than Nappa
That depends who you ask but lemme me solve it with math 'Cause
I essentially blasted Guldo offa the map
Who was a stronger opponent than Nappa was in the past
That makes me stronger than Kami and Krillin probably, too
'Cause he fought Guldo on Namek and didn't know what to do
I'm just as strong as Gohan being young is NOT an excuse
And I survived until Buu so that's the logical proof
I’mma stay number one whether you like it or not
If you wanna make me laugh then you could show me all you got
I’m the goat, that’s the difference between me and these sheep
Do the most, but in the end I still give y’all defeat

THE BIG 3 (feat. Eric the Audible and Xenotype)

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today we take to the skies as infamous hijacker, D.B. Cooper, faces off against the mascot of the Game and Watch handhelds, Mr. Game and Watch! Which one of these plane misters will win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Grasman as D.B. Cooper (audio)
Dudz as D.B. Cooper (video)

Spidey Fam as Mr. Game and Watch


Written by Triple-Stabber and MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra
Mixed by jort
Art by Triple-Stabber (additional art by MC Fawful)
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Grasman and Dilly


Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

(Note: Since I wasn't sure if the lyrics were able to fit in the description, the lyric document is linked below.)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k_mm2spyKiLtZBesduztPDfNV7BUt6Le_DJRF5WUdmE/edit?usp=sharing

Mr. Game and Watch vs D.B. Cooper - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Mewtwo:
Birthed from a lab as the pure form of perfection
My goal was to bring the Pokemon insurrection
And with you I sense there’s a connection
Though I was not the one made from a peasant

I find that I cannot condone your lazy flick
Used your physicality to make a leap of logic with the crazy chick
He was made to be a master of analysis
…and yet he still sided with the crazy chick

Pokedex 150, try to diss, you’ll miss me
I know that your shit’s weak, this psychic type spits heat
You know not what I bring as a challenge you won’t fit me
Know that when I’m rhyming, I don’t spare or pity

The Ultimate Lifeform created with every talent, meant to save mankind but then all your hope was gone
But that should’ve been easily predicted when you try to battle with the god of all Pokemon

Izuru Kamakura:
I must say, I’m oddly perplexed about why you would need to lie of your title
It’s difficult to understand what sort of god loses to a rat and a child?
I was made as the savior of hope, you were made as a DNA clone
That stops being a threat and turned into a pet…if a single Pokeball’s thrown 

Cast Confusion on your foes but the best of your ploys
Was choosing to make a tour guide out of Nurse Joy
The ultimate lifeform can’t seem to do much to harm me
When each iteration sees him needing an army

Meant to be an icon yet you lack the attention
Cause you're as original as your own naming convention 
I could neutralize him before his next turn starts at all
Since it won’t be the first time that he’s cut from Brawls

Mewtwo:
Tell me whose favorite character’s the nihilist punk? 
I’ll leave this Psycho Cut, one swipe and you’re done
And you would’ve remained a Remnant of Despair if
Your facade wasn’t weakened by Chiaki’s hairpin 

Izuru Kamakura:
My past is the path of attack that he’s taken
So I’ll leave all openings Cerulean Caved in 
But I know that Game Freak’s just gonna kill him
Next time they need a Pokemon to fill in for villain

Written by JustGamer
Mewtwo: Fightmarker
Izuru Kamakura: JustGamer
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Rabi
Special thanks to JesseBox

Mewtwo vs Izuru Kamakura - Smash Bros vs Anything

Written by ME!!!
CheeseVA as Weirdcore
BirdJormungandr as Clowncore
Mixed by Rayyan
Beat by Call me Brian 

(0:14) Weirdcore:
Are you alone? Where are you in your house?
Come on. Let’s play a fun game of cat and mouse. 
Where you have to escape the place that you’re in.
It’lll be hard since your community can't escape Accusations.  
and I wouldn’t say touching kids is just clowning around.
because the police lights are the ones causing the Seizures now.
I don’t think it’s cool. Using autistic kids to get views
There’s not mushroom for people in society like you.

(0:41) Clowncore:
What the heck was that? Jokes are supposed to be funny!
Really buying tvs for hats? Complete waste of money. 
I just don’t get it. What’s so weird about some eyeballs.
You're meant to be creepy but it’s your rhymes that get my skin to crawl. 
But I don’t worry because I’m just a super fun guy! 
While you replaced the creepy stuff with some stupid fungi.
These fun rhymes Will knock this kid out because it’s bedtime!
But if you wanna act so silly, mate. Get in the back of line!

(1:08)Weirdcore:
Do you hear the knocking? Do you hear the knocking?
You’re not safe. It’s way too late to start running. 
Playing dress up. I think no head will make you look cute. 
Tricking kids in your community, now their social life is on mute.
You do this for coping, clearly you’re struggling. 
So many issues for one clown to be juggling. 
So I have a solution to help with what you’re feeling.
Grab some “silly” string and finally hang yourself from the ceiling. 

(1:36)Clowncore:
Woah. Woah. Woah. Hey I’m just trying to have a little fun! 
You’re being bad! I would tell your parents if you had some. 
Honestly.You’re only like this because no one likes you.
So how about you blow your brains out like a balloon! 
Hiding behind a computer like a freaking Reject.
You wouldn’t do any of these things off the internet! 
All I do is put a smile on the face of people that need it!
You do nothing with your life! So go to your room and cry bitch!

Weirdcore vs Clowncore [NUGGET RAP BATTLES] (TW: for metion of pedos and suicide]

ENNWAY as NFTs

RNG as The Black Market

Written by Pixel Chris, ENNWAY, and Dilly!

Mixed by ENNWAY 

Beat by Anywaywell 

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

NFTs:
Hey I'm an NFT and I'm slaying this entity 
Whose whole play is to peddle these unobtainable amenities 
To assailants and enemies 
But the greater of dangers over those crazy ass felonies is you're lame and don't get any fucking ladies
I'm killing you like Silk Road 
‘Cause now your bills are due buddy, and you can't swindle those
You're killing civilians and still praising that your the best
You're the worst black mask wearing cunt I've seen since Kayne West
I'd like to pick apart the brain of your forefather Tor's creation
'Cause either they tried restoring the glory, the culmination
Of all of the web's amazement, or wanted to leave a crater
And ruin its reputation years later!

The Black Market:
Hey numbnuts, nice cryptobro, did you get it in a Yacht Club?
Cause your financial decisions are making you look washed up
you're the prey in my dark web, got me hunting now 
they ask me how my flows low brow, cause I'm underground
I’m used to dealing with all kinds of fucked up junkies
But even their smart enough not to drop a bank account on Monkeys
Your cult-y followers are bitchless, Gary should get some Vee
So lame you made a pussy out of D-O-Double G
Storing more drugs than a Rite Aid, you know I’m about that
Scrolling through Reddit ain’t exactly a career path
You’re still spreading on Twitter, your sweaty nerds need to cut back
So come over here and suck on my Non Fungible Nut Sack!

NFT:
What are you selling? Gas station weed? I don’t think your joints hit
Inventing ways to take down this bitch, like I Doge-coined it
This crypto empire is unstoppable, its never gonna end
All I need to do to stop you is snitch to the feds-AAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Black Market:
Nah, I don’t think that’s gonna happen
I bounce back like the rubber band my money’s wrapped in
Just like the computers you use, your efforts are a power waste
Cause this battle deemed you worthless, just like a copy paste

NFTs vs The Black Market - Hip Hop Hassles


Step into the cosmic realm of Blinding Ascension, where ShroomGod Reborn rises through pain, power, and prophecy. This album is more than music—it’s a spiritual awakening fused with raw trap energy, divine wrath, and multiverse domination. From the holy scars of Crown of Thorns 2.0 to the relentless fury of False Prophet Killer, every track tells the story of struggle, evolution, and ultimate triumph. Feel the blood, sweat, and aura in Blood on the Halo, rise with unstoppable momentum in Evolve or Die Alone, and unleash chaos in Black Crown Freestyle. Witness immortality itself in ShroomGod Eternal, battle across dimensions with Multiverse Vendetta, and close the journey with victorious glory in Crowned Beyond Death (Outro).
This isn’t just an album—it’s a prophecy for the evolved. Shroomian energy runs through every beat, mixing trap aggression, cosmic vibes, and anime-inspired power. Whether you’re seeking motivation, spiritual insight, or sheer domination, Blinding Ascension delivers an unmatched journey.
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False Prophet Killer - Blinding Ascension - Shroomgod Reborn  (Prod. Purify Beats)

*MÚSICA À VENDA* 
Criada para ser interpretada por outros artistas

A faixa relembra os horrores do período de escravidão, mais especificamente dos Navio Negreiros - que foram basicamente nossa versão do Holocausto. Tenho a intenção ainda de gravá-la e lançar como música própria, mas enquanto isso não acontece ela pode ser sua (depois também!)

Letra de Bié Zuanon
Arranjo em colaboração com I. A.

@zuanon

Detentor de todos os Direitos Autorais da Obra.

#musicaparavocê #musicaparavocecantar #musicaparaartistas #musicasobmedida

Xurkitree vs Ennard. P/A Rap Battle!

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