VIDEO IS ON YOUTUBE!
=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSj7jRiFErM

RaccoonBroVA as Piglin

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Emboar 
(@rayyan-izz)

Lyrics :
Piglin (0:14)
Into The Nether, he11 itself that’s packing designs so divine
Unless assigned to be a starter then mostly left behind, declined  
Grinding sessions slower than Carnivine ultimately left em’ bored
And I don’t need good sn(IV)ys’ to be more Serperior, Emboar
Seems your discipline’s not in check, makes sense that your reckless
Leave you in an electro cob-web so you have a chance to wreck, less
But Gamefreak saw the chance then pledged a fire idea like
Another fire/fighting type, well third’s time the charm I guess
That’s complete DS, can’t reject the best when I’m lighting tracks
No fainting in this fight unless you want the screen fading white and black
That tier explains your relevance, no need to abuse the competitive
Leaving you washed up in my flow, that’s super effective

Emboar (0:49)
You got your ancestors replaced so who do you really compete for
Thought a creature from the nether was able to spit heat more 
Ain’t seen a bigger copycat since rom hacks, shams galore
Your insults go through like your using ghost attacks, Chandelure
Hammering your face in with my arms when I cause harm
But you did that yourself by being a guinea pig for mob farms
Overshadowed so much you struggle to shine brighter than a beacon
Since the only time you run the track is with your feature in speedruns
Your addition to the position still left you with no recognition
Cause at your core, your essientally villagers [nether edition]
Flow’s extinguished where you’re from, I’m sure you're well aware
So step out of your comfort zone if you really wanna make this fair

Zombie Piglin (1:24)
Now you’re up against the undead, dropping bars up for barter
Couldn’t smash a beat when this sinner roars from the roster 
 Being soft as gold ‘gainst war pigs is what I expected
I leave you in the dust but you’re somewhat used to being neglected
That verse of yours is a smack down compared to your battles, music
Defeated by underdogs that ain’t Lucario, lose it 
Ironic this pig can’t bring beef, like a mooshroom sheared down
So you’ll be withered when I make you like a save file, cleared out

Emboar (1:47)
Obsessed with gold when you're taking second shows how your never right
Unaffected by your fire blasts with a defense tougher than netherite
Though if I wanted you to suffer, I’d throw your butter into the gutter
But you’ll still blow up if you’re slept on, one way or another
This bacon’s fame had to be awakened, so I’d take it your mistaken
Quite shaken at this creation, that’s cravin’ a win so forsaken
I‘m not surprised the lines defined makes Steve look like the better fighter
So blaze it like my shiny form, or fear my soul of pure fire

Written by h4lf_ 
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Cover Art by JoeTheEgg

Piglin vs Emboar. P/A Rap Battle!

VIDEO IS ON YOUTUBE!
=> https://youtu.be/YBY31VZ1Eu4

garbageGothic as Kirumi Tojo

Evava as Rem 
(@user-907865248)

Lyrics :
Kirumi Tojo (0:13)
It is my true desire to help everyone here cause it’s my duty truly
Now I’m wondering who’s Rem, a one off cosplayer rivalling Tsumugi?
But let’s Start from Zero, like your guy acquaints us to display stunts
Just to save his wasted acquaintance despite yourself having him slayed once
Your story’s quite blackened for a light plot so I’m bringing a world war when we fight off
Had your sister bail you out of a tight spot, take hip-hop orders from White Fox
Though with all your effortless sacrifices, makes sense that you failed to notice
That even with lacking videos, you got yourself one heck of an extreme motive
I dismiss any schemes that you have planned
Can’t compete to de facto Minister of Japan
As a remnant your more of a despair to your clan
Seeing how you went from badass Oni to oni-san
No one may hope to see you win so you should’ve stayed home
Cause you’ll B the 1 to lay low after this verbal k-0

Rem (0:51) 
For the ultimate maid, I‘m surprised you failed to sweep the floor with me
I care for people, yes but don’t expect me to go and take your pity
Found it funny that the citizens would depend on this loser who
Even Ram would find even more pathetic than Subaru
Makes sense that your Gonta’s friend, all you do is bug me
Killing the track you pack without the announcement of a body discovery
Looking sus when people went back to this abandoned genre
The audience was right when they said “No more Danganronpa”

Kirumi Tojo (1:16) 
You’ve snoozed through season 2 so much, like the audience would
Seeing as Overlord had better combatants doing more than what gacha land pulled
From Patrasche to Emilia, you remained as a third wheel to your rivals
Because your happy ending’s just another dream, call that a Rem Cycle. 
My selfless devotion isn’t required to have those cons listed in rap
Since those lines were left hanging in suspense all twisted and snapped
But I doubt that serving you the L Mathers when you’ve been forgotten in an instance
Even shining me in the spotlight won’t help flash back the meaning of Rem’s existence

Rem (1:41) 
Should’ve left the gloves off because you didn’t come clean as you showed

Monokuma
I’m not guilty just so you know-

Rem: 
-even your victim had better flow
Keep trying to ensure your innocence, but according to my account
You lack the evidence, so let me run it down
Tricked your friends then insisted that they resisted this guilt
You dipped, came back equipped to convict a fit that got his bucket kicked
Attempted and successfully slain, so you thought it was complete
Couldn’t drop heat but managed to drop harder than the beat
Stranded your problems in agony and failed to run the track
Can’t cut through the rhymes I spit like it was made of Konjac
I wouldn’t expect bars from someone who finds freedom more valuable 
Don’t mess with me cause my magic’s specialty is flow, Al Huma!

Written by h4lf_ and ForgottenSons
Beat prod. by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Cover Art by Trakked (@user-995901394)

Kirumi Tojo vs Rem. 50-50 Rap Battle!

Video Release => https://youtu.be/RLonxwT9ky8

RaccoonBroVA as Spongebob Squarepants
Snakebite126 as Annoying Orange 

Additional Writing by Matthew Thomas, King Wallace, Triple Stabber & ForgottenSons
Prod. by Anywaywell
Mixed by Zagranis
Art by KCToons
Coverart by Oofie

Lyrics :
Spongebob (0:10)
Got my spatula in hand to deal with this bold orange
Cause I’m ready, I’m ready to put you back into cold storage
Been foraging fun for ages, with humour from my producers
While your forging slasher films just to help appeal your viewers 
Fired up like the stove cause Krabby Patties are what I’m making
But bringing up your simple show makes your dead fanbase reawaken
Channel’s mostly babble, you’ll be unraveled in this battle
So I’ll leave this Happy Appy sappy with a stick up your little apple
Caught up on the latest trends despite living under Patrick’s rock
And still lived up to your name sake by being worse than Crazy Frog
But why’d you ride the track like your creator on the token train?
Seeing my boss is less desperate to rolling in the dough than Dane

Orange (0:42)
Ahoy Spongeboy, see you're leaving friends to battle toys
Though you're right bout being fired, I’m leaving this spongee unemployed
Trying to survive in the sea while I strive on vitamin C
As you can see even M&M failed to best me on the beat
Rhymes so sketchy like they were written by your doodle duplicate
Even Patrick’s a bigger star and yet he’s too dull to pull his weight
It’s like your rapping in the dark, the shots fired to leave me red missed
So get this, my boss wouldn’t ghost some kids with groceries as a threat list
Got your boating license revoked, but you’ll still float if you dare rhyme
It’s like you got blown out of the water, all you do is choke on airtime
Radiating fun for kids on Nick, but that’s simply speculation
So think out the box on how to win this, it’s in your imagination

Spongebob (1:14)
Even Pear couldn’t bear your antics, time to fend off this contender
You only spit seeds for Passion so send ya straight into the blender
Spewing tunes like Huey Lewis, busting moves just to crush this
No amount of fresh comedy could do this orange justice

Orange (1:25)
My flows blow like TnT to wash down this guilty nuisance
That’s selling out his franchise despite only being worth 62 cents
So makes sense your drying out after your creator went farewell
Cause now you’re just Nick's Cash Cow - Bikini Bottom of the Barrel

Spongebob (1:35)
If I wanted something sour, I let the lemon with the dentures rhyme
Come from CN, but your not taking this like Adventure Time
Just to be clear, you’re not one to mock my career cause it appears
Since that premier you’ve been recycling the same recipe for years
Like fart jokes, innuendo, food puns galore
And faces to traumatize your kids, man what a chore
Your taste only suits your pupil’s while I’ve gotten a taste of fame, though
Having characters so fruity won’t make me wanna taste the Dane Boe

Orange (1:57)
It’s a breeze to seize this cheese, grate to know you can’t go further
Serving others when your bars contains more filler than your burger
Your cartoon is a classic, yes and you’re really funny, Bob
But do I think you’ll win this? Nyanyanya-NOT!
This goober thinks he’s special when we collab in parodies
I’m slicing titans that make their way to me, A O T
I’d pull the plug to your show, but your flow already proved you’re flushed
So I’ll slice your life like a knife and file you in my list of supercuts’

Spongebob Squarepants vs Annoying Orange. 50-50 Rap Battle!

This was planned for a video release on 26th April but it's being pushed back
Video Release => https://youtu.be/A5pPFvoykG4 

Chao as Jake Bressler
SuperDuper24 as Guy Dangerous
SPM1000 as Chrome DIno

Prod. by Beatg33kz
Mixed by jort
Art by Nooby & CreeperPasta

Jake (0:13)
I’m set to go and land some blows on a brandless clone of Indiana Jones
An animal that can’t handle foes, so no cranking flow cause in the end you’ll choke
Think twice before attacking me, guy
Another instance where I’m racking the grinds
While you’re more fit to go and drag each line
Like what you do with Android’s battery life
It’s no surprise my game’s preferred - simple gimmicks, that still gained some earns
Yours however, only raised concerns - both you and players keep making turns
I claimed my turf on the train I surf, you’re only a hit when tragedy strikes
So why not try to actually survive through your ups and downs, Gravity Guy
Got a story that planted its roots - you’re tripping on them when you’re letting loose
And while I get chased when I’m heading through - you can’t outrun a whole petting zoo
But judging from Imangi’s past endeavors, I doubt that you’ll last forever 
Compared to what my massed events earned, you’re whole shtick’s a Max Adventure

Guy Dangerous (0:53)
Think I’m shaken from the mayhem you're causing with your spray cans?
Quite amazed at what you’re saying, since I’m the one that you’ve been chasin’
Cause already you don't hold much weight
With the way you surf the subways
No need for the inspector to keep you contained 
So I’ll dish you out like I’m serving subways
How can you match against the classic
If scratches are all on the walls you’re tagging
So in this rap, just quit the capping, 
When it seems that tracks are all you’re dragging
No artifacts, those are the facts - and still claiming you’re better than my pace?
It’s hard believing that seeing your animated series, Jake and The Neverland Pirates
You claimed you’re more memorable, but - against me, you can’t hold up 
It’s obvious with your potential gone - firing shots to make your temples run 
So zip it with all you’d mumbled up, since your track record is already under, bud
With my skills unfurled on this Silver Surfer, makes sense you’re best is being the runner up

Jake (1:33)
You’re not harming me from what you’re spitting 
Another slip up like your monkey business
Can’t talk a good game if you’re such a bore 
So stick to being behind my hoverboard

Guy Dangerous (1:40) 
Think that you’re daunting me? frankly 
You’re no more than a wannabe Banksy
I’ll end this train wreck before he retorts
In this one-sided stomp like the Shorty Awards

Chrome Dinosaur (2:00)
So you guys resort to lines in wars as a sign of what you’re striving for
This dinosaur will wipe the floor when I’m smiting foes in this fight indoors
Tryna bite me? You’ve gotten close
But my style’s clean, monochrome   
I’m used to handling pricks often
So you’ll both be left beat when I’m hip hopping
Jake, you were known across the platform - with features nobody asked for
Then forgotten as soon as the ads formed, leaving it trashed like a crash course
And “Dangerous”, you need maintenance
When every sequel dropped was either fame or miss
With film delays and endless complainers
I may be the dino, but you’re Guy Endangered
You’ve been ran dry like my dessert so it's best you stop scrolling 
You’re no match against the most hard hitting T-Rex since Marc Bolan
Hardly noticed? clearly not, since sweeping this was an easy job
Ensuring that both your run and this track will finally reach its stop

Jake Bressler vs Guy Dangerous 2. 50-50 Rap Battle!

Video Release => https://youtu.be/cWihbHRDHOk 

King Can Prod as Xurkitree
Swoldow as Ennard
JesseBoxVO as Circus Baby
Snakebite126 as ???

Prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed by King Can Prod
Coverart by SPM1000

Xurkitree (0:15)
Why don’t you save your breath if you intend to play pretend
I wouldn’t take the chance or you’ll submerge in flames again
You’ll need a change of plans if you wanna beat Xurkitree
But fake endings are all I’ll get from wannabe irky beasts
You just kept lurking deep like nerdy geeks unearthing leads
‘Cuz you preferred to sneak from third degree, with urgency
Observe this certain breed that’s preserving its circuit streak
All so his perky team could hurry flee the circus scene?
When I start sparks, this hybrid’s a goner - when you got bossed, you diced up the roster,
Giving rise to a monster in the same recycled model
So now you’re left ineffective, time I wreck this Eggs Benedict
Who’s relentlessly neglected like Immortal and The Restless

Circus Baby (0:54)
I don’t recognize you, you must be new
To both the facility and duelling in a feud
You blew it like your fuse since you could barely shock me   
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of room left for you in

Ennard (1:06)
EVERY BODY!
It’s far from the end of us, not looking for vengeance but
It’s quite obvious chances are that you stepped up ‘gainst Mandela
So just kindly surrender once I’m leaving you dropped like enema
You’re not any better ‘cuz this powered plant’s more frail than Tangela
Reducing you to bits like I was Type: Null
Won’t waste time, I’ll end the survival of one who’s more hollow than mild souls 
You’re empty like, ”do you even have any vitals?”
You went from sweeping through teams easily with Beast Boost
Now banned from UnderUsed?

Circus Baby (1:31)
You don’t know what we’ve been through

Xurkitree (1:33)
That shabby verse can’t excuse the countless tricks played
From one who’s more broken up than the tales depicting the StitchWraith
‘Cuz these days you're hauled off, rotting away in that old box 
I’ll leave you diss-couraged when I’m hitting this beat like controlled shocks
Your dismantled crew abandoned you, mangled tools meant to scare the youth 
It’s apparent too that I’m used to beating clowns lacking a head or two
Leave a raw design locked up tight in the bottom hive of Cawthon’s mind
So ditch this occasion like Sister Location, and drop the Mike

Ennard (1:58)
Why didn’t you trust me? Don’t you believe me?
I guess it’s true that looks have always been deceiving
There’s no room for improvement, this inflated tubeman is useless
So I like to see you try to make a move when you’re scooped in
How could you claim that this would come down to the wire?
Seeing Tail Glow couldn’t help make anything sound any brighter
So with the end drawing near, it’s time I pull your plug
To put an end to you for good

Circus Baby (2:22)
Just don’t hold it against us

Xurkitree vs Ennard. P/A Rap Battle!

COVER - Hazbin Hotel vs Hotel Mario

COVER - Kick Ass Vs Izuku Midoriya

they do be dropping
actual battle : https://youtu.be/NKwOo4COjZc

COVER - Amelia Vs Cooper

COVER - Wright Vs Layton

this one has me as patrick but since vlad recorded this is uploaded here now

check the video out => https://youtu.be/7eiNp6TCiVI

(ALT MIX) Hi Walter ! vs The Open House

100.
og vid => https://youtu.be/pniJy1jrZls?si=FBE2OxSzm3iYKMen

(yup I said efficiency instead of ability bruh)

COVER - Colress Vs Dr. Wily

shoutout to the thunder ruining one of the takes
og battle => https://youtu.be/qyguvpDFrNo?si=_KSdSttYq15PwfSa

COVER - Kakashi vs Aizawa | Rustage

never again doing that shigaraki impression
og vid => https://youtu.be/1vUpFxumSTw?si=-2QK26T2O0m-wml4

COVER - Gideon Vs Shigaraki | Swizkii

lyric doc is deleted so I had to do it myself smhhh
original => youtu.be/MHWNvO1xE8c?si=HUAimSvEj8ldqF3S

Mustang :
Call this bout the movie theatre cause this Colonel’s bouta pop off
Another demon slaying anime that’ll just be dropped off
In all my years of the army, I’ve never seen a bloodline that was that tame
Ackerman? Ain’t that just every white person’s last name
I suggest that you should move away
You lost hope
Messin’ with the fire guy you don’t want smoke
Not Truth but it seems that a god spoke
And it isn’t another wannabe Kakashi who thinks I’ll be in his control
Units gonna wish you weren’t spitting
Life can’t be a movie cause you weren’t in it
Your head in my office is an honour splittin’
I’m Mustang, you’re more of a Honda Civic
Not fit for a match, I killed someone with it
My shit’s the face of the anime
While 3-D manuever man’s 2-D
Mikasa’s developed more than him
I’m playin’ this heavy - Don’t act all friendly
I’ll hunt you down and then go get a henny
Takin’ down the seven deadly sins and my boy you be looking like Envy
Putting you ten feet
Just like how you did it to your friends
Best you put this to an end and halt
As you saw them kill themselves, didn’t do anything
Then wondered if it was all your fault
Men like you are a disgrace to the field
Its best that you yield ‘fore I put you in a ditch
or you can run this fade because I know a man like you really needs it
you bowl cut bitch

Levi :
Causin’ Levi to die
Don’t think we see eye to eye
But call this eye for an eye except I’m taking a life
No one will take those lies
I’m more so taking your might
You’ll shiver once we go fight so I suggest you run and hide
Men!

One man :
(Yes!)

Levi :
Keep the units and make sure this sticks like cement

That same man :
(Aye sir!)

Hang Zoe :
He looks like a titan I wouldn’t experiment

Levi :
But for real though this is suicide
There can’t be someone who went and allowed him
You can take the gloves off but….
You'd really be nothing without ‘em!
As you being hoed must be your hobby
Roy Mustard can’t catch up when he’s so sloppy
Best battles were carried by everyone in the show
And now you’re like Alphonse, got no-body
You’re filling paperwork in your free time
While I’m filling the graveyard and this mic I’ll drop it
I’m bouta go off on solider boy here and an earthquake just aint gonna stop it
Swordsman and master of murdering bitches
You can tell Bradley to come get the smoke
Battle’s like you when you’re talking to girls
‘Cause I’m just laughing at you and seeing you choke
What I’m saying is, this aint it chief!
Better carving in your hand then to miss me
But it seems that you’ll end up like Sasha
Cause you’ll be dead and still try wanting this beef

Mustang :
Wanna talk beef but you nearly died from a plot armor explosion, don’t think I’ve noticed
Make like your face and wrap it up bro, since you seem to suck a lot trying to focus
Uh, I’m hunting you down for your treason
Uh, prepare when getting this beating
Uh, show left you for the merch in a jar like Envy but for a different reason
You’re a Cold War for sweaty weeds
Think twice when you think of testing me
It’s best you see, that if Danii’s taller than you
I suggest come to sense - start respecting me
Militia trump card, that’s pretty saddening
Your child kill streak aint what I’ll be pokin’ on
Turned kaiju threats into humanoid trafficking
Don’t you go throw in a titan like Pokemon

Levi :
Quit dissin’ my appearance kid
You lack coherence kid
Your show has 2 designs and your pair of jeans self didn’t even bother fearing it
Point fingers and then sue the mass
Take me to a courthouse, I’ll stick whoop your ass
No rainy day but I’ll still put you to pass
Best get your pawns to write for you and fast
'cause Levi Ackerman
I see the battle and then
Keep my raps certain that you’ll just fail again in my power
Fullmetal shit’s rusted 
Fuck your production, I’m bouta run thee 
Best you start runnin’ 
Me throwing you to the titan is the most that you’ll end up lucky

h4lf_

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