thanks for having me on the track, it turned out awesome!

Thumbnail created by: Rabi
Mixed by: Serena

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Jofinity:
Hold up! It’s the King! Nobody better say shit
’Cause I’ll give him more than feedback that is bound to make him rage quit
You’re basic, your flow is boring, just face it: you’re so annoying
Replayin’ the same old story, defamin’ you more than Multi
If you’ve made a better battle than my Era 1, do tell
This right bloody bloke is just the Next Best Fel
Now I know you’ll throw a fit, so in advance, I’m sorry bro
But of everyone to lose to… you lost to Shimario

King Mewtwo:
Now I’ve been here longer, sonny, so I’d start taking notes
It’s the voice of the killer Jacks against the guy who can’t emote
Same tone, same flow. You’re so predictable, bro
Yo, you sound like Chills if he let himself go (oh)
Shimario only beat me by being a decent writer
You’d only beat me by rigging the poll with your subscribers
And my iMovie era topples your first one anyday
Cuz unlike your bonus editing, my vids actually differentiate

Jofinity:
Is this really what we’re doing? Surprised you made it a round
Give it 15 minutes, you’ll want all of that shit taken down
People talk about me, and you? Nobody gives a fuck
Hey psychic type, read people’s minds: hmm, you suck
So quit your stallin’, you really think that you’re poppin’?
(yuh) Cryin’ to Dani’s the only time that you’re ballin’
I’d say you’re SlowlyGettingBetter, but after this, it’s too late
Now go and run back to your real life friends… oh wait
Now unlike FRB, let me acknowledge your writing
Bring up the poll, but I actually HAVE people subscribing
You’ve been stuck in the double digits ‘cause this Brit is worse than Midge is
All the critics booed your vids until you quit it, tragic, innit?
Shit battles like YouTube Poops, but not a single one has Rosen
’Cause you’ll regret fighting me like when R was your opponent
The king thinks it’s an easy fight, but I’ll be taking the crown
In this battle, you’re like your popularity: going down!

King Mewtwo:
*yawn* You’re so boring to fight, dude
Hearing you rant makes me think we go too hard on Psytube
But here’s where you’re different: he owns up to his mistakes
While your unpopular opinions got us doing spit takes, ay
You treat your crew so bad, you should be running Dustin’s basement
This won’t be the first time a Brit has left you beat, shoutout to Rayyan
How I got this much material on you is anyone’s guess
Half of your in-jokes are just like your trim: dead.
Jofinity, you’re shit, you need to quit with overcasting Carrick
And you know what? Maybe go quit the community while you’re at it
The lines this crappy Cuomo clone spits are just making me Weeze
Covering up his subpar writing with fifty billion rhyme schemes
How can anyone like this kid, all he fuckin’ does is brag
And yet he still questions why he’s become FRB’s new punching bag?
You lost to a drawing, dude. We simply ain’t alike
Maybe ask Bowser for some tips on how to “flame the mic”

Jofinity Vs King Mewtwo

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members (or concepts in this case) against well...anything. In this pre-show for the rap battle inquisition (for legal reasons I have to say this battle isn’t a part of the inquisition), we head back to basics as the battle structure 8-8-4-4 goes against arial font itself. Which basic choice will prevail? How do you even make these things rap? Do bees actually have knees or is the expression a lie? At least one of these questions will be answered!

8-8-4-4: SimplyRazzy
Arial Font: Commander Jacob
Written by JustGamer
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Thumbnail by Fightmarker

8-8-4-4 verse 1:
Against this blank slate for blank pages, I’ll be making sure that
You’re losing to the granddaddy of rap battle formats 
The people know this OG is gonna be besting ya 
When you were made to be a straight up copy of Helvetica
I’m used cause I’m timeless, the classics can’t go wrong
You’re used because of people too lazy to change the font
Eight eight four four ain’t no bore, you’re not gonna be stopping me
But let’s see you try to prove that you’re good at typography 

Arial Font verse 1:
Got sleek flow against weak foes, motherfucker your time’s up
Don’t need to change my numbers in order to size up
I bring style to the table, take your pick and I can look that way
But I couldn’t find a good battle that uses you if I looked today 
This row of lines will be knocked over, he can’t take a hit
Just look at your equation, it leads to nothing but negatives 
My lines stays bold, yours is old and outdated
The most popular thing since Times New Roman that’s commonly hated 

8-8-4-4 verse 2:
That’s comical, sans any punches you thought were made
There are Ariels with better flow in The Little Mermaid
Your typeface is grotesque, it’s no wonder people hate you
Bruh, even Microsoft had to go on and replace you 

Arial Font verse 2:
Since 1982, I’ve been keeping it simplistic 
You can’t even be used as a good joke battle gimmick 
I command U to be under me, I’m staying on top 
Now I’ll leave you like modern bonus battles do: dropped

8-8-4-4 Vs Arial Font - FRB vs. Anything

Welcome back to the Rap Battle Arena! On today’s episode, we have the drunken member of the Planet Express, Bender, going up against the lazy leader of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Master Shake!

MetaMachine as Master Shake
MetalFireVA as Bender
Written by Serena
Produced by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Serena

Master Shake:
MEATWAD! (Yeah Shake?) can you get me a different matchup?
There’s no reason to be speaking, this hunk of junk should back up
You’re trashed up! All you do is talk the talk 
4 bars are all I need to go longer than your run on Fox! 
Unit 22, the most useless of the crew
Spending every mission snoozing on the job and drinking booze
And you know how much I love being the bearer of bad news
Your character crashed in episode 2

Bender:
Is it the booze? Man, my brain is going wild
Can you guys just pick a damn series title?
“Master”? That’s how you bill yourself?
Compare your series to mine and then kill yourself 
Bender is bending it on a condescending condiment
He’s going up against a ladies man, who’s setting all the god damn trends
Hey I get it, you’re just trying to get by
How can you not catch up? Your friend’s a goddamn french fry!

Master Shake:
Destroying a bucket of bolts on the rap track, dawg
I gave your verse a listen everything was wack, dawg
Dunkin you on the track you can call me frickin Shaq, dawg
Flick the clicker on and wonder, where your series at dawg?
You’re messing with the triumphant Master Shake
Stop your rapping, if not for yours than the master’s sake
Let’s hope your metal don’t crack under the pressure, break
I met your girl last night, she had a master cake

Bender:
That voice is so high I’d crack if I were glass
If Fry were stuck with you, he’d willingly leave the past
Screw it, I’m tired of acting like I got class
Bend over and battle byte my shiny metal ass

Bender vs Master Shake. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. MetalFireVA and MetaMachine)

Snakebite126 as Flowey
Quizzique as Marx
Written by Triple-Stabber
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by jort
Beat by Kustom
Cover art by M!CAH
Art by M&Matt

Flowey:
Howdy clownie, I am Flowey, wow you found me down the underground and
Golly! How about we lounge around the town and now we
Will become the best of friends
And something you should know of
That my lines are made with love
So you better - run into em!
Gee! It's quite funny that a jester can't stand up
Rolling on a ball, but you can't hop on this track, bud
You were blown up in a supernova
Future shows this useless foe was thrown 
and dude your owners used your trope for Magalor, stupid joker, 
I refuse to go and fuse with your Soul!

Marx:
Hey hey hey Kirby, look a flower's out and about
Devour him but I doubt you'd gain powers, so I'mma just out em without a plough
Just look at this plant, your roots' in the grass, you can't run the underground
I'd throw shade but I'll just wait til you wilt when the sun goes down
Oh, some lonesome crop is going photoshop? Oh no!
My total darkness tops the Hopes and Dreams of you owning your plot
Had the whole of Popstar beat, you never seen that as a kid cuz
Your parents and the kingdom made like my face: SPLIT UP!

Flowey:
Wow, with that black hole in your mouth, that verse sucked
You wished to be a God but you still couldn't beat Kirb up
Now this jester wants a fight? Hmm, this seems familiar
But besides that, being God's a wonderful idea!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
This demented jester messed up when he met a friend, 
the fella had tell em better get a wish, lies he fed and set him up
Next he's stepping in, entered in his wish
Menacing in this then Kirby ended him
So if you don't wanna be beat
Man, you shoulda just wished you were me!

Marx:
BUT NO! I wished to be G.O.A.T the control this whole land not a goat who got thrown in the dirt
I emerged as a bat, you just turned to a plant with a circle attack, and let's talk about that verse
That you spat, man, how does this plant not have his raps on point?! (hehehe)
Instead he's the prick: a thorn in side, and I won't let it slide
I’ll kill your ass with some pesticide!
And that whole damn philosophy "kill or be killed" was just really a shield
For a bit he was feeling this fear that was building
He saw the real villain and yielded, he quivered and reeled 
It was genocide and he was gonna die
Called to his friend and cried "please do not end my life"
Quickly willed them to spare him but, then
The sibling had killed, with no Chara-bout him (HAHAHAHA!)

Flowey vs Marx (ft. Snakebite126 & Quizzique). SIR Rap Battles

[Verse 1]

Howdy!
I’m just a humble little villager
Here to let you take these fine wares, if you’re willin’ to
What? I’m not villainous, I’m not here to swindle ya
I’ve got more sticks than I can use, I’ll just give ‘em to ya

What’s that? You wanted to buy these?
Well, those emeralds in your pocket look shiny
Yeah, I suppose a couple of ‘em’d do nicely
Hey bud, y’know I’ve got some more stuff that you might need

Some dark or some white meats? A compass? Some dye? Seeds?
A bucket o’ pufferfish ‘n’ some tropical pisces?
Oh, stuff all that minin’, I got all the tools and armor you could stuff in your tight jeans
Have it all for a slight fee

What’s the trouble? Don’t mind me, I’m just upping my prices
What, did you wanna keep on robbin’ me blind kid?
Y’know, your greed’s got this economy dyin’
If you wanna see my kids fed, you gotta keep buyin’

Oh, I’m just kiddin’ bud, it’s nothin’ decisive
I just thought I’d mix it up for one time
If you spend a few more emeralds then maybe I’ll drop ‘em lower than they’ve ever been before
And then you’ll profit, delighted

But I gotta say, you caught me mid crisis
If you hadn’t shown up, then golly I might’ve
Sunk deep in piles of taxes and debt
You’re the first dang customer to shop here in nights kid

Sorry to be like this, I owe you a mad one
I’d give you a firm handshake if I had one
Before you pack up, I must pay you back somehowww-
-about half off on some raw salmon?

[Hook]

Hi there! How can I help?
I'm sure I got what ya want up on my shelf
A nice shiny bell? Some dried kelp?
Great products entice but a smile sells

[Verse 2]

Y'know, my business has the best image
You won't find THIS flint in the next village
No that suit doesn’t suit you, how ‘bout a fine chestplate
You ain't got nametags for all nine pets??

Hey, a little parrot told me that beneath all this soil
There’s 50 liters of oil, but who knows? I haven’t checked
Unrelated news, I got the most unbreakable shovels
Made of the craziest rubble, just 20 ems for the set (wow!)

Oh I see, you gotta scoot off, I get it
Our golem's brutal offing shouldn't bother you for a second, his name was Kevin
He was truly respected as a protector
And a couple emeralds hardly cover funeral expenses

But no worries kid, it ain't your problem, it's mine
I'll just sell this stuff to all the other people in line
"Step right up and get my junk for half price off
While my only hope in hell just leaves me behind!"

Yeah, I know just why ya came here, let's face it
Ya came to stick me in a rowboat, row home, lock me up in your basement to have dozens o' trades with
But I guess ya musta realized I'm too smart for that lame trick

So you’re just abandonin’ me, excuse me for havin’ a dream
I’ll bet you’re off to find a dumber loser to wrap in your scheme
You made me start to believe I had someone to talk with
Honestly, take it all for free, not like nobody wants it

Oh now you wanna pay me huh? Yeah, that's what I thought kid

[Hook]

Stop there, how can I help?
I've always got what you want up on my shelf
I’m dead if you don’t buy this dried kelp
Great products might help but a smile sells

Written, Performed, Mixed and Thumbnailed by Psytube

Audio Mastered by Glitchdude

Produced by Onlyhard Beats

MINECRAFT VILLAGER RAP | "A Smile Sells" | (Prod. Onlyhard Beats)

This was planned for a video release on 26th April but it's being pushed back
Video Release => https://youtu.be/A5pPFvoykG4 

Chao as Jake Bressler
SuperDuper24 as Guy Dangerous
SPM1000 as Chrome DIno

Prod. by Beatg33kz
Mixed by jort
Art by Nooby & CreeperPasta

Jake (0:13)
I’m set to go and land some blows on a brandless clone of Indiana Jones
An animal that can’t handle foes, so no cranking flow cause in the end you’ll choke
Think twice before attacking me, guy
Another instance where I’m racking the grinds
While you’re more fit to go and drag each line
Like what you do with Android’s battery life
It’s no surprise my game’s preferred - simple gimmicks, that still gained some earns
Yours however, only raised concerns - both you and players keep making turns
I claimed my turf on the train I surf, you’re only a hit when tragedy strikes
So why not try to actually survive through your ups and downs, Gravity Guy
Got a story that planted its roots - you’re tripping on them when you’re letting loose
And while I get chased when I’m heading through - you can’t outrun a whole petting zoo
But judging from Imangi’s past endeavors, I doubt that you’ll last forever 
Compared to what my massed events earned, you’re whole shtick’s a Max Adventure

Guy Dangerous (0:53)
Think I’m shaken from the mayhem you're causing with your spray cans?
Quite amazed at what you’re saying, since I’m the one that you’ve been chasin’
Cause already you don't hold much weight
With the way you surf the subways
No need for the inspector to keep you contained 
So I’ll dish you out like I’m serving subways
How can you match against the classic
If scratches are all on the walls you’re tagging
So in this rap, just quit the capping, 
When it seems that tracks are all you’re dragging
No artifacts, those are the facts - and still claiming you’re better than my pace?
It’s hard believing that seeing your animated series, Jake and The Neverland Pirates
You claimed you’re more memorable, but - against me, you can’t hold up 
It’s obvious with your potential gone - firing shots to make your temples run 
So zip it with all you’d mumbled up, since your track record is already under, bud
With my skills unfurled on this Silver Surfer, makes sense you’re best is being the runner up

Jake (1:33)
You’re not harming me from what you’re spitting 
Another slip up like your monkey business
Can’t talk a good game if you’re such a bore 
So stick to being behind my hoverboard

Guy Dangerous (1:40) 
Think that you’re daunting me? frankly 
You’re no more than a wannabe Banksy
I’ll end this train wreck before he retorts
In this one-sided stomp like the Shorty Awards

Chrome Dinosaur (2:00)
So you guys resort to lines in wars as a sign of what you’re striving for
This dinosaur will wipe the floor when I’m smiting foes in this fight indoors
Tryna bite me? You’ve gotten close
But my style’s clean, monochrome   
I’m used to handling pricks often
So you’ll both be left beat when I’m hip hopping
Jake, you were known across the platform - with features nobody asked for
Then forgotten as soon as the ads formed, leaving it trashed like a crash course
And “Dangerous”, you need maintenance
When every sequel dropped was either fame or miss
With film delays and endless complainers
I may be the dino, but you’re Guy Endangered
You’ve been ran dry like my dessert so it's best you stop scrolling 
You’re no match against the most hard hitting T-Rex since Marc Bolan
Hardly noticed? clearly not, since sweeping this was an easy job
Ensuring that both your run and this track will finally reach its stop

Jake Bressler vs Guy Dangerous 2. 50-50 Rap Battle!

Welcome to the final RBA of the month! In this explosive finale we have Bowser Jr. going up against Gideon Graves!

Kamren The Person as Gideon Graves
Snakebite126 as Bowser Jr,
Written by Serena
Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Special thanks to UBERocity

Gideon Graves:
Now I would never kill a child, aw who am I kidding
It’s gonna be a murder scene by the time I’m done spitting
Wanna be an adult? Well welcome to the club
Daddy won’t be able to protect you this time bub
Gideon Graves, on this beat I’m an ace
Everything that you say, just gives me a massive headache
Make this brief like your first appearance, I gotta run
Does you drowning in my flow give you flashbacks to F.L.U.D.D.
It’s been 19 years, and you haven’t developed
Aside from being more and more of a player repellent
Wearing a diaper on your head makes sense, you’re crappy
Princess Peach ain’t your momma but I’m for sure your daddy

Bowser Jr.:
Couldn’t find a woman to abuse so you rap battled a child
Nothing but insecurity behind that incel smile
Subspace isn’t big enough to hold the girls you’ve wronged
Turns out your whole plan was a Sex-Bob-Omb!
Junior (ayy) beats ya (ayy)
Loser (ayy) creep stare (ayy)
Better get prepared to meet the
Monster that lies behind the mask (woah)
You may think you’re a genius but I know that’s all for show
You couldn’t brighten up your future with The Glow
You had to turn into a monster for girls to find you sexy
And you had to cheat your way into Ramona…classy
Don’t need the Power of Love to beat you in this fight
Go to r/niceguys and post out of spite, yeah right
All I see is pain and anger behind those eyes, wow
It’s not my Bob-omb that’s blowing up right now

Gideon Graves:
That’s it you little shit! You barely got into Smash
Just so New Super Mario Bros U could get some cash!
I’m the man of every woman’s dreams!
All you know how to do is scream green beams
The power of love is nothing to the power of skill
I can read your thoughts like Todd, broken; will
You can’t paint your victory with a magic toothbrush
You’re just another mortal in my grasp I’ll crush

Bowser Jr.:
Man of every woman’s dreams? Are you dense?
You planted a chip in her head, how does that make sense?

Gideon Graves:
I’m legally not required to answer
With how short your legs are I’m surprised you can stand, sir

Bowser Jr.:
How about you calm down and get it together
It really doesn’t matter the difference whether
You’re a record label owner, or an evil supervillain
You winning this battle is just a superstition

Gideon Graves:
Quiet down child, really think you can break me
Half of your appearances have straight up been 2D
Now on this beat, is the space you shall lie
I guess right now was a convenient time to die

Gideon Graves Vs Bowser Jr. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. Kamren The Person and Snakebite126)

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the carnivorous plant from Super Mario, Piranha Plant, against the Seed Pokémon, Bulbasaur! Which one of these plants will win? That's for you to decide!

Credits:
MetaMachine as Bulbasaur
Alen as Piranha Plant
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Beat by Kustom

Lyrics:

Piranha Plant:
(Hey!)
Who let this Koopa Troopa out of Bowser’s fleet?
Well, it should be easy to beat when I already spit heat!
Don’t rumble or you’ll fumble, it’s a rose against a rookie!
Cause it’s clear with my roasts, you’ll be the only one that’s cooking!

Bulbasaur:
You drained all my energy with that start that just stalled,
But I’m sure you’re used to heat, with volcanos and all.
So if you got a bone to pick with me, then I’m amazed,
Since I’ll eat up this track to leave you packing for days! (ay!)
I planted seeds for generations of creatures,
You planted the seeds for Chain Chomps and other eaters!
Creeping around levels, yet you still think you tower?
But when I bring a FLUDD of flow, I’ll shut down this flower!
It seems your fans are the real Hidden Village,
Cause they haven’t piped up since your series begun,
You screwed over a plumber and you think that you’re a villain?
Well, deep down, you should know that this plant is #001!

Piranha Plant:
Please, I’ve got far more variety in my species!
Cause when it comes to Range, this Pokemon can’t precede me!
You think that you’re a trophy with the trainers, but it’s just a bore!
No need for a spray bottle when I go and sic’em more!
So bring your whole line in, I’ll leave them in PT!
You’d need to roundup a whole side to even try and beat me!
You’ll be looking shiny green if you think I’m pained at all,
Since your win is like you in Legends; unobtainable.
When people hear my lines, they start bobbing like Electrodome,
They hear your lines and they just want to go Home,
So it’s best you go back before my spit leaves you dissolved,
Cause I’ll leave you black and blue, except this dino won’t evolve.

Bulbasaur:
You really think you got the Theater moving with your rapping?
With just one move, I’d make this Piranha Panic!
I break through your shiny rocks, and your flowerpot vase!
So go back underground, cause Audrey’s taking second place!

Bulbasaur vs Piranha Plant - MC Fawful Rap Battles

We're back? Kinda? Working on stuff here and there? Shout-out to Eric the Audible for the inspiration to make something again.

Blockudoku

Matt Raichous as Shaggy Rogers and Ron Stoppable

Beat by S!dek!ck
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

--LYRICS--
SHAGGY
Like, man, you think it’s hard to be a sidekick in the background?
Try being out on the frontlines when a monster comes around
I’ve seen millions of ghouls that make me wanna stop and vomit
Like that freaky hairless thing you like to carry in your pocket

RON
Hey! Don’t talk about Rufus when your dog is a doofus
Like Dr. Drakken, I’m ruthless, while your whole series is stupid
It’s useless to step up to the plate and face off with the Fearless Ferret
I saved the world from invasion, while you’re disappointing your parents
An iron stomach that couldn’t handle my naco
You’re not a hero, dude, I know it’s hard to swallow
But when all you do is follow, and never speak your mind
It’s like you’re in denial of the role you were assigned

SHAGGY
You think you’re, like, funny, but buddy, you’re witless
Your jokes are, like, ham-Fisted Monkey business
Nothing you do could be seen as comedic
Except for, like, anytime you get defeated
You live up to your name, Ron, cuz, like, you’re Stoppable
You’re never a threat, like, the weakest I’ve met, like, at best, like, you’re maybe an obstacle

RON
Can you think of anything other than to tell me I’m unfunny?
At least my jokes had a budget, you were eating all of your money
Your bars are redundant, just like your animation recycling

SHAGGY
I’ve held strong for decades, one movie sent you spiraling
Your Disney Channel live action got some really poor reactions
Used to be crafted with passion, now there's not even a fraction
Just dollar signs in the eyes of the guys behind the scenes
As your franchise loses everything by pandering to teens
You’re incompetent, Ron, you only ever win by accident
Give up and be a villain, that’s the only time you’re adequate
An actuary masochist, who just can’t seem to take a hint
Pathetic as a hero, like, your sister is a better fit
Go back to camp Wannaweep for a better chance at survival
Like, man, I’ve Gottagrin knowing you won’t get a revival 
Tangled in your mangled plotlines, like, it's gotta be painful
To put in all that effort, just to have your pants around your ankles

RON
Woah, dude, chill out, ‘cause you shouldn’t bring up losses
When you have four movies that all failed to make a profit
You’re still a stinkin’ hippie, when it’s rough, you get running
Looks like military schooling just wasn’t worth your parents’ money
Fifty years later, you’ve still got the same show, pacing and plotlines, and even the same jokes
How does the saying go? Don’t fix what ain’t broke, too bad your franchise is stale like it’s bread, though
This Mad Dog’s Barkin orders, cuz you’re baked and couldn’t make it
And you’re puffing out your chest, but the viewers know you’re faking
While the audience still loves me two decades later
The only one who loved you was an alien invader
And later, when you’re rebooted for the fifteenth time
The made up legends of your legacy are getting left behind

SHAGGY
All that strength, and you still need your girlfriend to defend you you
No matter what you do, you’re a buffoon in the end, dude
Mock me for my running, I’ll prove you’re the bigger coward

RON
And how’re you gonna do that?

SHAGGY
With one percent of my power! (Zoinks!)
Going Super Shag when I’m fast on the track
Try to roast me but everything you say falls flat
Can’t match my flow, like, you’re going too slow
Wanna go toe to toe getting dragged through your show
You fell into my trap, man, like, you’re the live bait
Let’s unmask this hungry horror and put an L on his plate

RON
Alright, we get it, bro, you’re fast, but that’s not always a good thing
No wonder Velma stopped shagging with you and kept looking
Now, you crossed the finish line, but you’re still the biggest loser
After all, brochacho, I’m Un-Stoppable! Booyah!

Jake Bressler vs Guy Dangerous 2. 50-50 Rap Battle!

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