this shit goes harder then having sex with my mom

The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am” But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman: HAHA, a bunny suits you well the way you hop around town playing show and tell! Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law, I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls! ‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief! You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner: You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement ‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank ‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down? No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman: Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up! Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts! I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe! with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat now we both play with plastic toys but why? I know you are, butt! What am I? it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars. You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur! I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws ‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!

This is cool, I think Pee-Wee won. Next battle idea: Sunset Shimmer Vs.Jimmy Hopkins

THE FINALE IS HERE!

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
VIDEOGAMERAPBATTLES
VERSUS
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
BEGIN

VideoGameRapBattles:
Here we go, about to put this battle to an end
I've already swept the floor Ivo Hora, this won't be a challenge
So listen here, you know I'm your inspiration everyone wants to be me
You're all just sycophants to the original parody
Justin, nobody wants to your flab in this rap fight
So take a tip from this Rap God, drop the fork as I drop the mic
I'm taking months to make vids but I'm still the greatest, here a preview on how you'll die
Take your petty subscribers and multiply them by five

Justin Buckner:
You treat your fans like their nothing but your money giving cattle
I can't take crap from a guy who only has eight battles
Sure, I have a lot of fears, but that doesn't put me to shame
Especially since you're a guy who's afraid to reveal his full name
Cam, I'm coming in ham, you'll scream like your nine year old fans
You're just a Fred look-a-like who tries hard to be Batman
Made an ERB tutorial? God, you're full of yourself kid
This battle will end faster than your VGRBGames did

VideoGameRapBattles:
Kid, step down,you've been begging to be in my videos for months on end
You can't be hating on me, experience the real world half of your friends are 10
You're an overweight, lonely, mental failure, yeah, I said
With your crappy series that only gets views cause of some weird ginger's edits
You guys be one hit wonders that needed me in your battles to get it views
I'm stacking hundred thousands and mils before I met any of you
I won't need to spit another verse for seven months so you can just suck it
You and that annoying voiced tone deaf kid who played Tobuscus

Nathan Provost:
Hi! They call Mr. Bling or sometimes the guy who can't sing.
I know everything you're about to say Mr. Cam, thing
My songs aren't orginal, then who the fuck am I copying?
You're probably just sayin that cause your jealous, besides your so cocky and
I really think you need to realize how much you suck before you say you get the right
You're probably only doin rap battles cause you don't know how to actually fight
So here's Father Time, yeah, I'm back again
Now let's go back to normal time to hear you repeat everything I already said  

VideoGameRapBattles:
Oh ok you sure got me there Mr. Soloist Bling
You should probably take a lesson or two before you try to sing
I'll take your so called original songs and crappy battle parodies
And make a better cover album and get more money than all you three
I don't treat my fans like they are pawns those guys are everything me
You know I'm only cocky and conceited because I've earned the right to be
So I'm out I don't need y'all now nor ever before
So who won? VIDEOGAMERAPBATTLES, GAME OVER!

Justin Buckner:
You turn down people better than you just because their profile picture

Nathan Provost:
Yeah my cover album sucked dick, but you need critism too, here's our lecture

Justin Buckner:
Tell your friend to turn up the vocals! I can't hear a sound!

Nathan Provost:
How pathetic, even Captain Sparklez had to turn you down

Justin Buckner:
Nicepeter commented on your video? Wow, that's amazing!

Nathan Provost:
It's amazing that he could through that terrible Mario impersonation

Justin Buckner:
You know what'd make you better? How about a variety of voices!

Both:
So you can try with all your views, but you could never destroy us

WoodenHornets:
Hahahaha! The king is here, rising from FCPX,
You guys are older than me, get a life and have sex!
Justin, I don't wan't your New Blue, I'll make you feel blue,
Honestly, even DarkStink is a better editor than you!
And Nathan, can you handle the fact, you're an asshole,
P.S., there's something you seriously lack, a backup vocal
Cam, for huck's sake, just do rap battles for fun,
Time to export this battle, because the best verse is done!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

VideoGameRapBattles vs ERBParodies. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 35. (Season 2 Finale)

Justin Buckner as Angry Sim
WoodenHornets as Energetic Sim
Nathan Provost as Lazy Sim
Froggy as Artistic Sim

Matthew as Villager 1
CeKeFe as Villager 2
Mr. MapleSyrup as Villager 3
Vincent as Villager 4

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
THE SIMS
VS
ANIMAL CROSSING
BEGIN

The Sims:
Angry Sim:
What are these? hugging trees, trying to rustle our leaves
Energetic Sim:
Shh! 
Angry Sim:
No need to speak! We’ll use Simlish to *simlish word* you upstream!

Energetic Sim:
Let me query these queers, arrange your face towards how we feel to ya!
Corrupt you like your towns with an ordinance for zoophilia!

Lazy Sim:
I would do this later, procrastinating to beat ‘em
But I could be a better mayor just sleeping in your museum

Artistic Sim:
We can onomatopoeia’em,
Energetic Sim: 
Switz Zorg! Ooh! Dabee!
Artistic Sim:
Make their red noses bleed! 
All:
Turning over a New Leaf!

Animal Crossing:
Villager 1:
Welcome to our Wild World, Sims, here we gooooo!
Don't need to pocket your pool ladder to drown you with our flow

Villager 2:
Town tuning out your shitty simulated committees
If you can’t dig it, we got treaties that’ll keep you in your city

Villager 3:
We’ve got similar roots, but we can rip raw weeds!
Watch us trip you up with disses like a pitfall seed!

Villager 4:
Smashing Simcity spinoffs till they’re blue and noir 
Now I suggest you take a seat, before we move it to the door




The Sims:
Angry Sim:
Our mods are iconic
Lazy Sim
Ironic, Your failure’s hand-held
Artistic Sim:
Lookin through nooks and crannies just tryna’ ring a bell

Energetic Sim:
Let’s take it to the streets, we’ll see who’s talking
All:
you’re more less of a threat than an actual animal crossing

Animal Crossing:

Villager 1:
Agh! We’re axe assassins, knap-sacking the win!

Villager 2:
If you wanna be like us then I’ll make you MySim!

Villager 3:
It’s PC verse 3D, you’re stuck in ‘04!

Villager 4:
and Sims 4, was a bore, 
All:
even slower than Spore…..

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
Y-Y-YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RA-*splashes in pool* *drowns* BATTLE PARODIES!!!

Written by Matteo, SuperThingsOnCups, Mr.MapleSyrup, Fel, Zander, Froggy, MetalFire

Beat by: Kustom

The Sims vs Animal Crossing

Multi-Millionaire Adult Entertainer Hugh Hefner faces against Children's Entertainer Pee-wee Herman in our newest rap battle.

TewZen as Hugh Hefner
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HUGH HEFNER
VS
PEEWEE HERMAN
BEGIN!

Hugh Hefner:
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman:
HAHA, a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell!
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,
I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!
‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased
You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!
You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible
and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner:
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman:
Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!
Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code
and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!
with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat
if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.
You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!
I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!


Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman

HarryPotter2875 as Jay Gatsby (Greed)
Seth (CBRB) as Christian Grey (Lust)
Skeep as Augustus Gloop (Gluttony)
WoodenHornets as Tom Sawyer (Sloth)
Mr. E Owl as Macbeth (Envy)
UnamusedDetective as Carrie White (Wrath)
Adam as Victor Frankenstein (Pride)

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq1kADLIDApl3QB5kJXBFd0_PDkR-F40mm5Yp3L8lVA/edit

Beats by Kustom, Beatgeekz, Allrounda, and Ear2thebeat.

URBoF

The Seven Deadly Sins Royale - URBoF #7

Welcome to another X Rap Battle. In this battle, two justice-seeking vigilantes go head to head. It's the archer himself, Robin Hood, against the caped crusader, Batman.

Swedely as Batman
Fel as Robin Hood
Freshy Kanal as Merrymen chorus 

--Lyrics--

Robin Hood:
Crossing paths with a psycho? I must say, I’ve seen better, 
Cowardice, powerless, going to extreme measures,
To make his greed present, though I’m stealing thieves’ treasures,
While you’ve mastered the art of being the lamest League member!
Why bother?! You're comical to this archer’s novel!
Merely a second away from hitting bottles and brothels!
Unlike you, hostility isn't the answer for this bloke,
But if this bat walks my alley, a family reunion’s his horoscope!
With so many issues, surely your fate’s written.
The story of an inmate, but who placed this Great Brit in?
I steal from the rich, fighting crimes without violence,
But you might keep your life if you drop rhymes like sidekicks!

Batman:
That’s it? I’m rapping Katniss acting as a mad man?
I think there’s a fact you lack, kid… I’m Batman.
If you want Sherwood safe, forfeit for the greater good.
Things tend to go Under whenever Robins put on Hoods!
Wits? I got ‘em. Hits, I drop ‘em. 
I spit, for Gotham! And Brits? I boss ‘em!
I’d suggest an update if you crave to see farther,
Prince of Thieves? Queen is the better green archer!

Robin Hood:
I have the heart of a lion; yours is stolen by a kitty!
I’m Marian my Maid, you can’t pull the Vale off of Vicki!
Call this fox Wilde, with all of these victories I Nick!
Quit with the shtick, prick! We all know you secretly love Dick!
Merrymen! (Hoo Hoo!) Bury him! (Hoo Hoo!)
I’ll protect Marian to the very end! (Hoo Hoo!)
Step into the Hood! (Hood!) Now you’re done for good! (Good!)
I’ll clip the Dark Knight’s wings,  now am I understood?! (Stood!)

Batman:
You and your pantied pansies can’t handle my raps!
My actors take the exit cause no one can play the Bat!
Take your bow and lose this bout, or cower out and take a bow!
Such a poor man, you could use a couple pounds!
They say you’re a menace, and I’m not one to argue!
Abandon those arrows, and what kind of man are you?!

Robin Hood:
Well, if I’m one you wish to spar to, you won’t get far with dark broods!
I drop bars, too! Spitting literature on cartoons!

Batman:
Jokers like you are left in Arkham if you cross me.
Claim what you’d be Robin, but I’ve got it on Lock-sley!
I’ve left your feathers severed, bested all your endeavors!
For your legacy is dead, while I’m Batman Forever!

--------

Written by Jugheadjay, MetaMachine, and Freshy Kanal

Robin Hood vs. Batman - X Rap Battles #9.

Titanium1208 as DK
JuliantheBeast as Little Mac
Adam as Doc Louis
HyperJacob96 as Announcer

DK:
I’m finally here! Performing for you!
If you know the words you can join in too!
Put your hands together if you want to clap!
As I’m tearing through… this Little Mac! (Huh!)
Tossing barrels on barrels! Just try to escape
Judging by your vertical you’ve been skipping leg day
Guess you can't Jumpman, boy I hope you can rhyme!
I could even take a hundred of you on at a time!
Mac, Really? Even Glass Joe has higher fame 
You’re just a shy guy hiding behind wire frames
KO’s charged! ... oh whoops, you missed
Brawl with us all you want, to me you’re still the assist

Little Mac:
In this corner the underdog’s ready to fight
Ready to let out punches with all his might
All of this training has prepared me for this
When this oversized monkey goes and meets my fist! 
Ain’t no better boxing match since Rocky v. Smirnoff
When this gorilla starts talking I’d rather him bite my ear off.
Peel on outta here, you can’t step in the ring with me
Like your GameCube game you’re sounding too off-beat
Just Look at what I can do to ya with one nasty blow 
How was your verse goofier than your tv show?


DK:
When I was picked first to rap everybody stepped back
You’re like a SoundCloud rapper, huh! Lil’ Mac
Don’t get smacked, Mario knows not to clapback
Rip you to shreds on the track like a Klaptrap
Your height forces you to make low-blows while fighting
Looks like you learned to spit from your buddy Mike Tyson
Your games stop paying and you’re no longer talked about
If you ask me Mac, I think it’s time you Punch Out

Little Mac: 
Ugh, he’s tough… Show him what you got Mac!
He hit me so hard….. Well then, hit him back!
You’re right Doc, I won’t have this be the end!
Pick yourself up, Don’t let him take you out again!
When I attack, the bigger they are the harder they’re falling 
I’ll have you and your whole DK Crew Smash Bawling
I’m fit, slick, and chiseled; got a cocky strut
Guess what? I’m not scared of your little Donkey punch
Giga Mac knows how to expand - dong
Take the crown to show you who’s king, Kong!
And lo, the beast looked on the face of beauty
Asking for an ice pack for his kicked-in booty.

DK:
I’m a classic in Smash ‘cause the Kong’s sublime
When I bongo beat, that’s a conga line
So hang up the gloves, you're looking fatigued
Even when not super slugging, I’m out of your league!
Came swinging at me, punching with all he can 
But even with my eyes closed you’re still getting speedran

Little Mac:
Can’t take the flak? Go back to the arcade
Don’t mess with Mac - this dude learned the hard way
Take down the OG, how’s that for some clout?
10! Raise my arm! Now that’s a knock out!

Super Smash Raps

Donkey Kong vs Little Mac. Super Smash Raps #1

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

LAR80s / Fightmarker as Michael Myers
Vladimyr P. as Sam

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MICHAEL MYERS
AGAINST
SAM
BEGIN

Michael Myers:
Coming hard on this Mike, I bring the fuel to ignite
This Myers spitting fire cross the pyers to incite a fright
Your pumpkin pie can’t ever stand up to my skills with this knife
Bleeding seeds and spilling guts; losing your Saturday Night Life
Don’t call me Austin Powers, I won’t answer to Wayne
The only schwing you’ll hear from me is my blade bringing the pain
You’re the Picard to my Kirk a Hallow-eenie mini me
Your Jack o’lanterns all smirk without any comedy
I couldn’t give a Shatner about your weak and bleak portrayal
When I feast on Samhain the preparation will be fatal
Just like Geoffrey Giraffe, you don’t want to grow up
And your film’s a Blockbuster; bankrupt.

Sam:
I’ll analyze your thoughts, you’re not as psycho as you seem
Bates Motel was scarier even without the shower scene
The blood I spill Covers-all, so zip it, and grab your mop
I’m the megamall of Horror while you’re just a Little Shop
You’ll mourn when the Thorn is torn, I ad-myer the forewarn
But you have the mind of a kid so join the Children of the Corn
So grab your kettle, pop it up, the show’s ‘bout to begin
You’ll bear true witness to the terror for I am the pumkin-gpin

Michael Myers:
Your Burlap Sack raps are wack, what’s hiding in your stash?
No Chocolate Bars, you’re lolly-gagging, since you couldn’t light a match
Box office zero, direct to blue-ray show, it’s such a pity
I’m filling seats at AMC; you’re on clearance at Party City
You’ll be Dead by Daylight once I nail you to the fence
Carpenter’s hammering nails will leave you hanging in suspense
I’m your creator but I’ll still cut you like my sister
You’re never scene in theaters; forever a d-lister

Sam:
If you’re wanting some suspense, then I guess I’ll take the lead
That chocolate covered pocket verse was worse than Halloween 3
That movie’s subtitle was Season of the Witch
But If you’d have been the star they’d call it Season of the Bitch
The Zombies Robbing of your win, in Grave danger of what’s within
You got no Spirit-Halloween, so I will cleanse you of your sins
Loomis calls you pure evil, but I think it’s just clickbait
Have a glass of H20, because you need some to rehydrate!
The Pumpkin Patch is open, come and pick your harvest boon
Just Stop clowning around, and IT will all be over soon
You’re a disgrace to the night of October 31st
Trick ‘R Treating’s my bag, so you’ll leave this battle cursed

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and John P.
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Michael Myers (Halloween) vs Sam (Trick ‘R Treat). Sinister Rap Battles

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b07muNKGGwsi-R8svN-jsisz8oCXAvOHLnjoR3YmVBQ/edit
KyleRhysMarsh as Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny (cameo)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Dog
Adam (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Duck
Written by MetaMachine, Jay and Bork
Thumbnail by Jade
Beat by Kustom
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Educational!*"

Daffy Duck vs. Duck Hunt

NEW MIX
Hey guys I said I'd be back lat-
Dee as The Terminator
Evan as The Predator
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dee
Writers: Trakked, Jose, Dani, ColeDaCole, Rabi

Battle:
Terminator:
This hideous alien scum is targeted for termination.
Come with me if you want to die, you psychotic abomination!
I’m a flash from the future, the past already threw you in the trash
Even after many decades, you’re still a sellout for cash
I kill for the benefit of my army; you only kill for sport
So it’s no surprise that your brief flash of fame was so short.
I can stand the hottest flames, but if you want to raise the temperature
The hunter has become the hunted; Now To Catch A Predator

Predator:
Seems a time sphere has emerged; You can take your shtick and bite me,
You’re a Transformer who always lives in existential crises!
You’re in my sights, T-800, and I always catch my prey
You won’t “be back”, so I’ll attack, and make you meet a Dark Fate

Terminator:
Improbable. A Requiem blew your box office away?
Unstoppable. Gats and grenades will make this your Judgement Day.
You’re one ugly motherfucker, but my systems will still drop ya
And when I’m done, this fucking freak will have to “get to da choppa!”

Predator:
Sure, you can take a bullet or ten, but against me, you’re a goner.
You're just a worthless piece of junk who gets bested by Sarah Conner!
My electronics far surpass robotics; even from your time,
You’re an obsolescent model;I’m in my Yaujta Prime!
Take down Skynet, and you’re worthless, along with those shoddy verses,
It’d be a service to scrap you of your parts and make you learn this;
You’re straying from your prime directive, I could flip a switch to defeat ya,
But I’d rather give you a warrior’s death; Hasta la vista.

Terminator:
Ok douchebag. My systems see through your act; a novelty
Because your alien weapons are shit to my superior technology
You’ve gotten under my skin, and I mean that in both ways
So I’ll leave you back in your forest to have you engulfed in flames

Predator:
You think you’re spitting molten metal, but you’re drowning in your words
You best travel back in time and rewrite your awful verse
Using heat vision would be useless, your bars had no fire to detect
But I’ll still crush your hopes of winning, just like a hydraulic press.

Terminator:
I've checked your scan. It involves no files nor rapping components
So I'll leave. Then I'll be back with a more fitting opponent

Predator:
One fight with your brother is all I need to know what you're made of
So good riddance, I’ll send ya back to the bleak future you came from!

The Terminator vs The Predator - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #9

Dragonex as Username 666
LightAmazingFilms as Normal Porn for Normal People

Username 666:
2006; Been here since the beginning
So you claiming better internet pasta’s not fitting
Don’t want a site from a doctor with a sex disorder?
Just refresh a couple times if you want actual horror
I’m gifted; users got me in their subscriptions
Take your vids so twisted and make them all unlisted
I want an equal match; rapping that could truly go viral
So don't make your verse more misleading than your title

Normal Porn for Normal People:
A virus is the one that is calling me a fraud?
Those are big words coming from the Vid-Con
Used to be the biggest threat with those demonic eyes
Now you're pushed aside by thoughts of being demonetized
Wanna dance? Break a leg, better yet, my computer
You’re not hot, you got leaked by your fellow YouTubers
So since you couldn’t bust a rhyme nor a nut.avi
Spread the word that you lost for the good of mankind

Username 666:
Drowning bitches with glitches, that can be your next kink
Couldn't spit licks, so you waste them on the bathroom sink
Leave you trapped with no other YouTube to stand
If you really want to make it big, I’ll give you a hand

Normal Porn for Normal People:
You’re the whore of Glesgorv, your gore's truly a bore
You'll be sore once you see the porn that I have in store
It would seem that your fate has led you to damnation
So consider this mauling a second termination!

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Mixing & Mastering by: LightAmazingFilms
Beat by: Joe Milburn of Audio Network
Idea by: LightAmazingFilms

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