“Build-A-Mars (Bitchwatch Me)” is 4TRAX in full-budgeted-godmode—an 80s sci-fi ego-funk anthem where DIY genius meets petty cosmic flex. Over neon synth chords, slap bass, and brass stabs straight out of a VHS fever dream, the captain breaks down how he terraformed a whole damn Mars 2.0 on Earth with duct tape, ramen, and zero patience for bureaucracy. Vocoder adlibs and mock interview skits cut through synth-brass swagger, turning satire into a banger for anyone who’s ever built empires from pocket change. It’s not NASA. It’s not SpaceX. It’s backyard supremacy.

5 . Build-A-Mars (Bitchwatch Me)

Eric McCullar