is Eric is like a seaboy above the rocks um
Who is Eric? Is he as important as this elaborate write-up suggests?
Is Eric bigger than a bread box?
Could you use Eric as a cheap source of fuel? 
Could Eric be a new kind of relaxation? 
Could Eric be found in the crinkles of an elephant's skin?
Could you create a masterpiece using Eric?
Here is a miracle of Tao: Eric draws water, Eric chops wood.
Eric is like a fresh caterpillar spinning slowly in a sticky horn-web.
Eric is a law-abiding citizen! Have you done any community services with him?
Eric is in videos. 
Is Eric a mineral or a vegetable?
Is Eric not a brand of glass eyes!
 Does Eric have a starmap? Has Eric flown a hot drone?
Can you enhance your business portfolio with Eric?
Is Eric receiving plenty of summons?
Could you mail a package using Eric?
When Eric sits with folded legs, is that Post-Eric?


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